nijisanji moments that keep me up at night 2 (compilation) [ENG SUB]

[@MofuMofuSubs]

do you guys participate in youtube premiers? i know i dont but im just trying it out edit: mistake at 9:43 he said "20 something years" not "27 years" but they literally sound the same so dont @ me

[@TheLittlePaloma]

I sometimes do but i click off them if they’re over 2 hours away.

[@mickyrie]

It was the first time i tuned into a tl clip premiere and it was really fun! Thank you for the lovely and fun video!!!

[@shadowfrostshadow3119]

I tried to be on time as possible as I can. sometimes I made it sometimes I missed it. This time I missed the premiere

[@jerret_6998]

I typically don't, but I do find an increasing fondness for your choice of clipping and edits. In the end, do what works best for your vision of the channel.

[@pyromaniac-mr8gb]

I try but I always arrive halfway through it lol

[@blacksiopao]

That green car conversation looked like it came straight out of a scripted comedy show, its so amazingly awesome that these happens in impromptu talks

[@jzesu9889]

Really? It sounds like the usual banter I have with some of my friends lol. Except for the end part where one of us gets scolded.

[@blacksiopao]

@@jzesu9889 what are friends

[@thepositiveguy2768]

@@blacksiopaolol I feel you

[@Fiufsciak]

@@blacksiopao Baby, don't hurt me

[@chayanneenjoyer6461]

Now ANY COLOR knows who is the person that has been spending 50 extra in transport

[@electrosparky2467]

That Himawari story is actually too funny

[@trinh3704]

ssg airhead, i hope she was there to explain or something lol

[@srne4-e1z]

It was hilariously sad www

[@phosphophyllitepansy8516]

That escalated quickly

[@pite9]

That's such an anime story. School girl helps troubled ojisan, and it's all very wholesome and teetee.

[@gabiblack]

it's funny but then you think of a human just like you that has to live on the streets and has to beg for clothes and food and it becomes sad really fast

[@Kimri]

That transit story was actually glorious. The buildup leading to that ending had me rolling LMAO

[@WinterCedar]

I had a feeling it was going to end that way lmao

[@badatchoosingnames3556]

7:23 Hajime was giving life hacks to his colleagues but ANYCOLOR-kun caught on real quick lmao. Dude just ousted himself

[@azzahidywibowo]

The man just sold himself out

[@smacc3968]

When u too real of a G, w.

[@nanotsuki]

considering he was one of the earlier gen, he really keep that benefit for long lol. Also maimoto being maimoto is actually ride economy even thou it was covered by ichikara. But for real thou not even the "green" vip seat, shinkansen's regular seat is already expensive.

[@MrMagnetron2]

F for my man. He was trying to be sly and help out his fellows but it backfired lol.

[@shafwandito4724]

I can imagine that the staff probably notice a sharp rise of spending everytime Hajime goes to tokyo, but didn't think much since they have other 40+ livers to take care. Until now.

[@leensatta907]

I felt bad for that homeless man, Hima made him looks like a pervert

[@tisisonlytemporary]

sounds like something straight out of a gag manga

[@TheJollyRamRancher]

I laughed so hard at this story. like imagine going somewhere and you see a homeless man wearing a school girls gym clothes. of course you'd assume the worst! what an unfortunate set of circumstances.

[@MrMagnetron2]

Poor guy was so in need of clothes that he had to wear it anyway

[@Gustav_Kuriga]

@@TheJollyRamRancher not exactly funny.

[@thighenthusiast3769]

@@Gustav_Kuriga it is.

[@Lighto430]

7:23 lmaoooooo poor Hajime he can't get away with it anymore.

[@mud2294]

That bit with the Green Car and Maimoto was strong. And the finisher by NoraNeko as well. Also, that LizeLulu clip is GODLY.

[@connorradcliffe1769]

Poor Maimoto and Gundou, they felt super jealous

[@Supeace]

Hoshikawa & gundou 3d stream is definitely something that kept me awake at night

[@rafivjehian3971]

"Why do you put on the ring?" "To stop the boys from hitting on me" "I DIDNT EVEN GET HIT ON!" then that means the ring worked, right???

[@AsomeSonic]

she was talking about before she tried the ring on

[@1108-p5f]

RIP Shibuya Hajime

[@samiririn6178]

The clips in here are just top tier, especially that Gundou and Hoshikawa one. Sasuga mofumofu

[@lordmars555]

ikr?

[@Shabadaba1216]

why is akina mispronouncing banana so fucking funny to me

[@kawaiipotatoes7888]

When Noraneko thought of asking the staff I already know what would happen. Sasuga Noraneko the bearer of bad luck.

[@-Raylight]

Poor Kyoko, someone please hit on her, or marry her! xD Awww Hima is so precious, she helped a homeless man. That man must be really appreciate what Hima done for him so he wears it, even though he got caught because of it. Lmao Hajime is walking from now on Poor Shellin, please don't replace him!! Thank you for translating LeverGachaDaipan, I've been watching them all but couldn't understand some bits here and there.

[@MrMagnetron2]

Literally the first time I’ve ever seen Kyoko but she definitely gives off the Nijisanji vibe. Wearing a ring to make people think she’s married and getting disappointed that no one hits on her lol

[@ReigoVassal]

@@MrMagnetron2 task failed successfully.

[@Nucksen]

Pretty enough the they want to recruit her as a hostess, very fashionable, but can't get a guy. Poor Kyoko. Too bad I live on another continent, or I would've volunteered lol

[@Nucksen]

@@MrMagnetron2 She's a bit like Noraneko light crossed with Mito: Very creative, quite the weirdo, talented in many fields and a good storyteller. I can't recommend her enough

[@user-wu8qc9bb3e]

She sounds like crying when telling the story about the ring faking.

[@AnonymousRaimon]

hoshikawa x gundou in the same room = ABSOLUTE CHAOS

[@radsimp5710]

Poor homeless guy. I hope he's doing okay now.

[@connorradcliffe1769]

He got taken inside for questioning, so he's technically no longer "homeless"

[@radsimp5710]

@@connorradcliffe1769 bruh

[@sh4k410]

@@connorradcliffe1769 【 w-wait, that's illegal 】

[@Mamiya645]

Hispi's got the best teeth in vtuber showbusiness. Everybody deserves a full set of teeth.

[@muhammadnaufalw1822]

Best teeth for best girl

[@isimpsfornerissaravencroft]

That Hoshikawa and Gundou 3D stream is full of TeeTee

[@shafwandito4724]

Lulu being so happy that the monster show up in a window is the most strangest reaction I've ever seen out of all KZbinrs I watch playing RE8

[@connorradcliffe1769]

Lulu has a reputation of being super calm or polite in whatever she does, she even did a calm voiced skit about making grenade teddy bears without laughing or breaking character

[@shafwandito4724]

@@connorradcliffe1769 being super calm and being happy to a monster that suppose to scare you is different. TheRadBrad is an example of a calm youtuber but he still have a shock factor when the game did a jumpscare or scary noises. Lulu has no single fear

[@surprisedbirb8572]

@@shafwandito4724 **ehem** spiders

[@hikarihakai1285]

@@shafwandito4724 but when spider show up though

[@yosglory]

First kuzuha, now shiina, everyone in zushiri will become gordon ramsay in the end, still waiting for pacific ririmu to become one

[@itskdauh5450]

13:25 summoning ritual lmao the premiere was fun to watch, thank you for subbing!

[@MrMagnetron2]

Konlulu?

[@Pure_White]

@@MrMagnetron2 Bro, you okay?... Welp seems like he's gone.

[@localrainfallshelter1546]

Hajime’s clip was too good, quite literally a ride from start to end lmao

[@jerret_6998]

You did it again, MofuMofu. Also, that HonHima story gave me whiplash.

[@AnonymousRaimon]

nijisanji is just hella crazy lmao i love it, basically if me and my friends became vtubers LOL

[@alera27]

damn this was so enjoyable i didn’t even realize it was almost 17 minutes btw, if you’re doing another compilation someday, since loads of people that don’t know much about nijisanji or are trying to know more livers could possibly come here and watch, would it be possible to have their names put out at the start of every clip? if it’s too much of a hassle, then it’s fine! i just thought it would be nice to have a name to every liver

[@MofuMofuSubs]

consider it done (⌐■_■)d glad you enjoyed it!

[@FatedMusic]

Hima is just too hilarious... Holy moly that story had me dying. I feel so bad for the homeless guy though.

[@dargoid]

Subbed, thank you for including the underrated members aswell instead of the usual popular bunch. Also a big thank you for not being yet another "idol" subber.

[@donthaveaname9208]

Love how Deron sits👌👌👌

[@bananasenpai]

The 'Hajime train arc' really cracked me up LMAO That's how you use your company allowance, especially when it's bottomless!

[@NotSoMelancholy]

Oh my god the Green Car story is so perfect. So many twists and turns with a punchline at the end. That’s gotta be one of my favourite clips lmao

[@17thFable]

The shake effects on the subs really adds to it

[@Jester8492]

IDK if she's changed a whole lot since last I saw her but that stray cat's avatar is moving! IT NEVER DOES THAT My god do I love Lulu-sama!!!

[@huynhtam5452]

Lmao deron sit really like a yankee xd

[@由紀-f1b]

hoshikawa trying to use the tongue while kissing gundo keeps me up at night

[@MrMagnetron2]

Hoshikawa got farther with Gundou than Kanda ever could lol

[@shafwandito4724]

@@MrMagnetron2 it's more weird that she ship Gundou with Kanda like there's no end but ended up getting closer with Gundou before Kanda does

[@cristalwaffle4937]

@@shafwandito4724 well if kanda keep dodging gundo what else gonna happen?

[@GingerRin]

I rarely stumble upon subbed clips for Kyouko and Natsume so this is a really pleasant surprise! Thank you for the compilation!

[@CloudStrife0896]

God-tier compilation, from Himawari's innocent story to the Green-car peak relatable work commute story, I'm in tears lmao

[@katherineh3731]

* accidentally summons the ancient one * is the summary of nijisanji lmfao when ichikara was created they wanted to attract livers but instead accidentally created a scp summoning circle that hasnt stopped since

[@therealnakedsnake6322]

That ending was great, and lulu's stare. now just imagine it having it barely audible in the background though the whole clip.

[@citrusfruit4332]

This is the greatest niji compilation Ive ever watched enjoyed every minute of it. Great job dude

[@Registered_Simp]

4:15 THIS MAN IS PLAYING 5D CHESS Edit: This man WAS playing 5D chess XD

[@Necroneer]

1:20 I don't often watch clips of her but that was sad yet amusing. 3:15 Oh my god Himawari, I can't, that's way too hilarious, I feel bad for the dude though, hope he was fed as an apology or something there. 7:20 LMFAO, seriously? That's another sadly hilarious one. So did Shellin get replaced or was that just a joke? Lulu's amazing, I'm embarrassed to say that I got caught off-guard by that obvious bait while watching a stream, seriously though that reaction was adorable. Akina definitely knew what he was saying and how people would think lewdly of it. 11:15 "Paper burns so be careful" Gunduo and Hoshikawa's movements really make that more hilarious, glad they collabed like that on 3d. Maimoto and Rikiichi ship ftw! While Lulu and Lize's asmr in the end was blessed, it feels like they were doing some sort of ritual. Thanks for the clips and translation! That was fun.

[@erllukep.2159]

I've been watching a lot of nijisanji clips lately and I conclude that they're built different and I love it

[@nanotsuki]

Hoshikawa and Gundou 3d is really capturing what nijisanji is about lol

[@tatakaekaixin1846]

Himawari's story about the homeless man took an unexpected turn, what a twist XD

[@overseassis1395]

Only Hima to help a homeless man and make him get arrested

[@eizzere]

himawari what have u done

[@momsspaghetti8101]

Man... Lulu's clips hits deep now 😭

[@ferraud5518]

End of hajime lifehack

[@unconscious7219]

Thank you for translating Levi chan stream.

[@GrassKusa]

deron's laugh truly is a bless also her pose 😂

[@DoNguyen-no2mn]

The 3d tracking looks so smooth and amazing.

[@devilopment3291]

16:14 eargasm inducing

[@MidnightLore]

Sheillin's badass voice acting keeps me up at night

[@darlinglove7602]

thank u, loved everything, esp the 3d stuff

[@dasmoose5456]

I dont know who these people are, but I'm probably going to migrate over to here.

[@Otaku4Sale]

The whole time Tamaki was quiet during the travel segment, I was half expecting her to say, "What's an expense report?". I feel bad for not giving her enough credit, but she just does things sometimes...

[@hayatotenryuu9850]

That last part, I mean the whole thing was great, but this last segment was amazing.

[@ChronicalV]

Wow there are 5 livers in here I've never even seen before, awesome! Nijisanji has like over 100 livers but I don't think I know even half of them well

[@soupfried]

same with me!

[@ChronicalV]

@@soupfried who didnt you know?

[@rafipurwanatha3116]

@@ChronicalV he can't answer cause he didn't know 😂

[@lmaAsian]

For me I didnt recognize Kyoko in that outfit while this is straight up my first time seeing Natsume

[@soupfried]

@@ChronicalV SORRY my internet got cut out the second i commented that but it's the first half of the video.. the girls is the lots that idk abt since i like males rather than females 😅🤙

[@Caffine144Tea]

16:12 Really good part

[@Phobos992]

I swear, Nijinsanji 3d collabs are so chaotic, they always seem to have so much fun.

[@kellychan3023]

That thumbnail is great

[@TwelfthMoon]

The passion in which Gundou and Sara scream at each other is unmatched

[@heyimnotamy]

;-; omg hoshikawa and gundou;; man these clips were so funny thank you so much!

[@thepositiveguy2768]

Fire compilation as always

[@vhalrougelarfouxe]

I just now remembered Kuzuha's Gordon Ramsay episode with Shiina. Shiina definitely got the teaching of Kuzuha in her heart.

[@mentats-int]

4:19 なにこの優しい郡道先生…好き

[@bigtacotime4382]

shiina learned from the best vampire chef

[@Jacksonforeversprout]

Sasuga HonHima. A heart a gold along with 3 brain cells.

[@curiouslymirroring]

that's at least 3 times smarter than your average person!

[@Qnnchqnn]

Hima def seems like the type of person to be good friends with a homeless man irl and then give him her gym uniform. Wholesome, but somehow still worrying.

[@ren-g6d]

poor Hajime xD

[@Uchiimaki]

Lulu was expecting that jumpscare huh? Ofc compared to being an eldritch goddess that was nothing lol

[@dawn6237]

Thank you for the compilation 😁 a little correction, it's actually written as "definitely" instead of "definitly" in 6:39 but other than that your TLs are amazing as always. Keep up the good work 👍

[@MofuMofuSubs]

damn it! its the same word every time ___*( ￣皿￣)/#____

[@BrJPGameplay]

I just love Levi clips

[@Ainomato]

Lulu-chan was hoping that werewolf would come jumpscare her but he got jumpscared instead.

[@ruinparadox4812]

0:12 I wish that's how hair worked.

[@wasonceavengefuldemonbutno4176]

Someone needs to have a stern talking with Kuzuha. He's rubbing off on Shiina and Ririmu and it's great.

[@1011約束]

Hisui's design is really beautiful.

[@Saihamaru]

tfw even gundou told you that it's common sense....

[@GoukenGassenarl]

7:22 holyKEKKKKKK Stuff like this makes me wish that I knew about Nijisanji sooner, or supported them earlier

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

My guy Hajime really be living the life

[@Arashi257]

Lol, Shiina channeling some of that classic chef Kuzuha energy.

[@yamagawa9830]

"You're walking from here." Oh damn.... big *Kusa* detected 🤣

[@tamasinoyuta]

So many members in Niji , so chaotic and i love it 🌈

[@dinozero2]

Lmao Hajime flex gone wrong!

[@littleshells]

Kyoko's story made me kind of sad. I wake up in the morning, go to work (or to classes, depending on the day), come back to a house full of relatives I can't stand, spend my day on the internet, go to sleep and repeat. Having someone in home waiting for me would be nice... Damn, I need love...

[@Yawnz2]

Nijisanji really be hittin' lmao.

[@dxxdify]

Himawari has really big and kind heart, i am touched. Ps: Poor oji-san, i hope they didn't throw him into the jail.

[@MidoriDragon]

13:23 it does indeed seem that she was summoning the ancient one...

[@BlancSal]

The only member that constantly keeps me up at night is the stray cat, Tamaki

[@ezyne_official]

That last clip was a bit too relaxing

[@polkalamypekopeko2969]

Gundou and Hoshikawa has such amazing extreme levels of yabe and tee tee all at once.

[@tomoewaifu460]

From now on you are walking from there LOL

[@unkomfi6452]

Nijisanji’s 3D tracking is impeccable

[@TheTyas]

Me thinking that lize is one normal streamer from niji, but she is just sooo sync up perfectly with lulu, that's make me feel uneas-

[@user-wu8qc9bb3e]

It's so Himawari to cause an incident like that. The way Akina says bannena 😂😆 and how he handles bananas for 27 years.

[@muzakkiwangjoo93]

Maimoto's laugh is so contagious

[@doggypi1532]

4:21 and thus the company expenses grew a bit tad more due to travel cost lol~ 7:20 and then the report came in lolololol!~ Akina for 27 years... I thought he was like 25 or something heh~

[@SUGMalaysia]

Sasuga lulu-san! the best reaction ever!!!!!