Nikki Glaser Came For ALL Of Them | Roast Of Bruce Willis

Everyone died hard that night. 💀
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[@warren52nz]

I love her "no boundaries" approach to comedy.

[@kennethschwartz9351]

Comedy??

[@warren52nz]

@@kennethschwartz9351 Yeah if you don't think it's funny that doesn't mean it's not comedy just not *_your_* type of comedy. I think she's hilarious.

[@TheHorseshoePartyUK]

I'm making her an honorary Mancunian. I will present her with the keys to Manchester, after the following speech: The nice venues are around Deansgate, the Northern Quarter is the alternative direction. Don't go anywhere outside the city centre without a *very* local guide. The emergency exits are here here and here. The Spice Fiends are frozen all over the shop.

[@SavvyMuhon]

@@kennethschwartz9351 Yeah…?

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

Dennis’ “I’m too toasted for this sh!t”😂😂😂

[@bernlin2000]

Nikki is consistently great, never get tired of her comedy. Why she's not wildly more popular than Amy Schumer boggles my mind.

[@whyisblue923taken]

Because Chuck Schumer is not her uncle.

[@bridgefan87]

Right!!! She’s the best! Take her any day I’ve Amy!

[@SauloAvelar]

And she's hotter as well.

[@darmoforeelz5857]

@@SauloAvelar "Hotter than Amy Schumer" that is one LOW bar 😂😂

[@robertthompson3941]

& She “looks”HOT!!!!,

[@davidpumpkinsjr.5108]

"A lot of people don't know that Bruce is a talented musician, because he isn't." That was a skillful strike.

[@nojolie]

He was so hot in fight club when he was brad pitt 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

[@soulsurfer639]

That one killed me 😂

[@MarcYanruw]

Here after Tom Brady 😂

[@cayde-6.0]

I love her! she has no boundaries!

[@BooBuKittyPhuk]

One of the best roasters ever, her sets were legit 👌 perfect on the roasts she did

[@asfandmajeed9891]

Nikki is too underrated. Shes fucking brutal

[@thanatosirons]

Nicki, you are the best roaster of all time. Honest, Brutal, hilarious!

[@AtenRa]

When it comes to roasts, Nikki is a worthy successor to Lisa. They're the only two women who were consistently funny on every one of their roasts. Whitney was all right but not quite on their level.

[@kimcho773]

Sadly Lisa 'retire' , that is why we don't see her at the roast anymore. How about Natasha Leggero? She is really funny too , when roast get announced i usually look forward to Jeff, Nikki, Natasha, and Anthony Jessilnik. Don't know why Anthony doesnt appear in roast anymore.

[@criticalem]

@@kimcho773 maybe its because Anthony isn't as funny as you might think he is

[@mikekisonu6825]

One word - BRUTAL. 😲 Funny AF, but brutal. 😆🤣😂😄😆👍

[@Robil63]

Liar

[@johnmcmahonBXLA]

Love that “I’m the one” tag at the end. VH forever

[@davidwilliamson8502]

Well knowing Nikki, I’m not surprised she “came” for all of them.

[@F82M4yvr]

Does she actually fuck around that much or is that just a running joke that comedians do about her when they're roasting her lol

[@sendinit6413]

When the comedy central roast became a thing of the ancient past

[@richardremick1639]

Best part about roasting Bruce Willis is you could day any joke or insult in the world and he'll always be number one in our hearts no matter what happens Bruce Willis is God. My heart ❤ girl out to him and his health. Devastated beyond belief 💔 about his diagnosis. Bruce Willis a.k.a "King Midas"

[@edsalinas9996]

That's what I like about Nikki, It's no holds barred with her!

[@bradl2636]

No holes either

[@mrbens5608]

This chick is the female Jeff Ross 🔥😂

[@SadieeSuicide]

Norton's little ass hand!😂

[@nicholaszustak6299]

Huge props to Cybill lol

[@SalineDion]

cryptkeeper lookin good

[@frishhawk]

God damn, that chick is brutal! I love her.

[@benjaminnarbut8994]

Speaking of crusty 🐱 I’ll get to you in a second Cybill 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@donrane]

Sybil was like where fuck did that come from ??! She still looks great though.

[@dizzyrascal5015]

I commend anyone that could ever go on here and take those shots. I definitely couldn't do it.

[@Ben-bg2lp]

I miss Bruce Willis. He was a good fella.

[@helidude3502]

Brutal !!!! 👍😎

[@anilpaai]

Oh my god!! 🤯 Who is this women.. I fucking love u

[@fourstarbrandon]

Learned of her in the Tom Brady roast, she's ruthless and hilarious lol

[@memby93x]

She's second only to Jeff Ross when it comes to roasts, always kills it.

[@symbiosisai]

You obviously never saw Greg Giraldo

[@robertkortekamp4686]

⁠@@symbiosisaiLegend R.I.P. Greg 🙏

[@LANGI902]

3:29 💀💀💀

[@cantocraft]

Nikki is hands down one of the best comedians ever...IMO.

[@jjmanning8621]

Martha Stewart's a real one !!!

[@cjhubble3326]

That was fucking hilarious!

[@ujjwaldhawan]

Love the title

[@dianekendall204]

She is the best … listen to her podcast … she is so transparent, genuine, funny, neurotic and a big sweetheart. Sorry Amy!!

[@snakeeyes5432]

Brilliant

[@TheJbhmetal]

They're proud of Ashton Kutcher because he gave them actual names instead of Rumor and Scout

[@hilaryl1050]

Omg this is goold!

[@adalovelace521]

She's the goat!

[@siddharthnaagar7028]

This is who Amy Schumer thinks she is

[@frasermackenzie7275]

A small possibility Amy might have been black balled by now in the stand-up community.

[@clownlooks48]

YOU ATE

[@robertthompson3941]

I have “heard” that Pat went from L.A. to Miami,to Coach “The’Heat”!

[@MasrSR]

Martha's aura , i would definitely tap 👌👌💯💯

[@MeowkinDottie]

It’s time we lose some Okays LOL

[@rickwilliams967]

She "came" for all of them? I guess that's where the name "Glaser" comes in 😂

[@titojoto1043]

This was so AWESOME. LOVED Glasser. AWESOME!

[@kevinhollands7995]

Oh I love you Nikki .

[@startervisions]

I wonder if Bruce remembers this...

[@SailorGreenTea]

2:40, he is the one on Kill Tony

[@dak2327]

She is gorgeous!

[@robertthompson3941]

I got to SEE Kareem Play with The Lakers (@The Great Western Forum). :o))))

[@josefshopovich7584]

It's no where near Don Rickles. It's like he was on a league of his own. RIP Don.

[@scottyballgame985]

Nikki glaser is smoking hot.. she needs to be more popular than she is

[@robertthompson3941]

@Pat Reilly was Coaching!

[@michaelkelly3501]

Funny and beautiful

[@csnide6702]

Love Nikki .... !

[@jasonlawson8980]

Ouch...cold-blooded 😁

[@snogfesthosebeast]

They're both excellent

[@AnonymousMonkeyMan-pu1gu]

She’s kind of terrifying and funny

[@seanbooth1408]

Legend

[@jshepard152]

1:19 That's not Kevin Pollack. That's Philip Green, an Arizona real estate hustler who barely had enough gas money to come and pick up his own effin' check.

[@altonafalcon837]

I still don't get the Thai soccer team joke after like 2 years

[@xSnarfsx]

Somewhere around that time a thai soccer team needed to be rescued from a cave.

[@slojinPA]

Yeah, it's not that deep. The joke, that is.

[@jessetr3jo]

But Martha sure was

[@stevec1972ad]

Martha is friggin gorgeous ❤

[@user-ue6wg1mp3f]

They cut the Rumer joke???

[@snakeplissken2130]

She looks like a hot default Skyrim character.

[@FREEDMFTR]

This must of been the GRAMMY's ROAST! High-end, A-lister actors and celebrities! Other than Denis Rodman, of course. Usually the Roast stage is full of Denis Rodman's... of all shapes and mouth pieces. But this, this was an upgrade!

[@jessetr3jo]

Shady 🌚

[@wintermute8315]

One of the most famous sportspeople of all time, you're just out of touch.

[@kirkcorzine3721]

2:47,, wow

[@hermitkiddd]

Wow lol. She nuked em all

[@navinansal7879]

Nikki you are too good

[@robertthompson3941]

IS Spongbob there?

[@LS-zq3td]

Nikki is a lovely girl, but a beast if a comic inside

[@atomk1464]

lmao so savage.

[@bulletproofair]

Too bad Cosmic Sin hadn't been released when they did this.

[@navinansal7879]

Nikki how you do it

[@iamlegend3669]

The slap is coming...

[@pdm2201]

The Don Rickles of female insulters.

[@Neodreth]

Don Rickles had class, her Robin Williams suicide joke on Kevin Pollak and the one with the sick kids dying she told to Bruce were out of line.

[@chad5617]

@@Neodreth if you get offended at a comedy show, you shouldn't watch comedy shows.

[@johnmoon9146]

Nikki Glaser is hot chick, and also a funny comedian.

[@CT-vm4gf]

Brutal, but funny.

[@richardatkin8526]

I love her!

[@Therambler972]

That robin William joke tho lol

[@kaykwak9955]

Funny as shit guys

[@danzwku]

Subtitles should be toggleable

[@V1LL1N]

YES NIKKI!!! omg 5th Element & 6th Sense for comedy

[@user-iw8hn1cw4p]

Nikki plz plz can I get in contact with u I love u so much

[@robertthompson3941]

Dennis might have been an Okay Basketball player,although Lou Alsindor must have been BETTER!

[@arveedibira2454]

10 more yrs.. nikki will look like cybill and martha😂😂❤❤

[@jessesleight9631]

Are all these roast videos from like a few roast pageants (they were literally like pageantry) they did 7+ years ago? Can they please still do them? (I mean, they shouldnt be done actually, it's not good.)

[@wintermute8315]

Can you learn to properly articulate a single though?

[@richardirish259]

She is still annoyed with the eye incident

[@popshaines5492]

A little subtlety is kinder and potentially funnier on occasions such as this.

[@jbosco3970]

Martha did not like it one bit

[@namemcnamerton4249]

Neither did the rest of us.

[@antiphob]

who the f*** is this woman? so funny!

[@massapower]

Nikki Who !😑

[@Robil63]

Subtitles ruined it

[@alcondragon]

Nikki is cute, sexy and a funny lady. The reason why she's not more famous is she's not blowing the right people.

[@tellsitasitis]

In the old days, they roasted you, but digit with a bit of class

[@comdrive3865]

Niki didn't write the suicide joke, like she did it cause it was in her script

[@sakshamsharma4759]

"Comedy"

[@kodiejc4202]

oh come on 'thai soccer team' joke was amazing 🤣

[@olinpeterson3205]

Just say ur sexist bro 💀

[@whyisblue923taken]

Shank you for the comment.

[@tombstonejones9581]

Funnier than you, Habibi

[@johnnytenjobs]

Excruciating.

[@smicksmookety]

Nikki thinks that if she's vulgar enough then she'll be funny

[@FUDGEFIST]

Cybill Sheppard looks like bruce willises brain works since getting aphasia

[@harryp3804]

Whyd they staph doing these roasts , run out of p3ople with a sense of humor ?