Nikki’s Awful Date (feat. Natasha Leggero & Moshe Kasher) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser (July 30, 2019)

[@ZoomVacationsTours]

"I watched mine with a mop". Classic. 😂

[@hmmm8552]

☔️

[@danielabdelmalak3211]

The chemistry this trio has is unmatched.

[@brookesosa5032]

Love this trio! Natasha has the cutest laugh ever!

[@cassidyerickson7408]

I laughed way harder at the last 5 minutes 😂😂 Nikki and Andrew have the greatest chemistry 😂😂😂

[@HH-gv8mx]

Too bad she was a dick to him and they are no longer friends

[@Slashco]

Always found him kinda gross for some reason, and the way he talks, it sounds like his tongue is too big for his mouth.

[@coreyk4218]

Nikki is wicked awesome. Brightens up the day.

[@irishmilligan]

haha her joke was so underappreciated. That was genius, "I watch mine with a mop"

[@s2t_does_art]

lol can you explain this, i didnt get it lol

[@mikesyr]

@@s2t_does_art Sarcasm?! But just incase it's not...mop...because its a mess after she squirts...

[@ledhedful]

Best joke of the whole show

[@hmmm8552]

@@s2t_does_art get a bucket and a mop, that’s some wet … WAP WAP WAP 💦

[@nojolie]

I love this girl shes so cool and funny and insanely relatable

[@alllifematters]

I love you nikki! Thank you for your honesty and openness! You are one of my heroes

[@lights84]

Moshe is such a breath of fresh air on this program. He seems to understand how normal people function in real life

[@dieforme666]

They're all my favorite people

[@dudebrodude4388]

Makes you wonder if he'll understand when his woman steps out on him

[@OneFlewOverTheCuckoo1999]

Enor Musprick I don’t think him and Natasha are going to last. I think she’s going to cheat on him later or reverse.

[@IanDirtySouth615]

This is going to make me sound like a regular ol' youtube hater, but he is usually awkward - bordering on cringey when he appears on other podcasts. It is shocking to see him be so confident, relaxed, and funny.

[@nardinit]

Easily the best guest on the podcast. I had never heard of him before.

[@rosemoore437]

I loved this Sirius show so much! I wish it would come back!

[@hayden6489]

"I would have used a mop." Bravo... Bravo... 😂👏😬

[@tinbanger66]

I thought she just learned to squirt?

[@geoffhennessy275]

Nikki's rant at the end kills me. It's like the scene from the Godfather where Moe Green yells at Michael Corleone for trying to muscle in on his action in Vegas. She could say "I'm Nikki Fucking Glaser: You don't fake call ME, I fake call YOU!!! LOL.

[@manzell]

Now I see why Nikki and Andrew are friends: They both need to be humiliated in order to get off.

[@skylar011]

Thanks for being open about this

[@veronica7128]

I love how upset Moshe gets right after he finds out Natasha looks on that dating app LOL… “Quotation with her friends.“. That’s love. About 11 mins in

[@allisonb.8492]

I love you Nikki!! You're the best, you always make me laugh! Love how REAL you are! Always stay humble.

[@nineteen8122]

Moshes response to the guy faking the call situation was the best. Seriously, Natasha lucked out!

[@angelonasso]

Best beginning to any show I have ever seen, Nikki Glaser you now have a new fan.

[@josephalvaro5244]

I could listen to the three of them for days.Loved it Nikki.

[@Murphysson]

Who doesn’t love a cute, intelligent, extremely funny, quick witted attractive woman. It’s like perfect!

[@DevonChampion]

The world needs this energy 🥂

[@mikefitzsimmons6955]

Great video, ending with andrew was the best

[@RapidBlindfolds]

'under the umbrella of pee' that was unintentionally hilarious 😂 makes me imagine opening an umbrella to protect yourself from someone squirting

[@PhatLayCes7825]

32:00 great movie even better analogy don't let someone cause you more heartache when its easier to just let it go.

[@AbdulRAref]

You are one of my most favorite comediennes. !!! Hope I can catch one of your shows in Orange County / CA. 👍

[@paodsl]

Moshe is providing the wisdom we all need to understand the other side.

[@edp3202]

He seems to be the only one who had some parenting.

[@egolibido]

Moshe is so sensitive and wonderful! Ya'll are all my favorite people

[@k4ir0s]

Love the outro "Just.. have a great day!"

[@youtmeme]

AMAZING!!!!😄👍 fully appreciate that natasha and moishe were a part of this story!!

[@punstress]

It just blows my mind to hear what people will share these days.

[@jeffreymartin3361]

punstress same

[@justingentry3747]

These are comedians, not normal people

[@countdublevay7327]

i'd like to know everything about you.

[@boredmisfit7725]

It "blows your mind"?!? I think it is refreshing and much more honest now that people are willing to talk about things that damn near everyone does. I doubt anyone under 60 wants to go back to the days when people instead lied and acted like they don't do the things that everyone knows damn well they do, since almost everyone does it. It sure beats the days when people for some dumb reason felt ashamed or embarrassed or guilty to admit to doing what almost everyone does.

[@somerandomperson8282]

It's how they make money and have built their careers. There is purposefully no discretion in their lives.

[@NickelAntonius]

the bit about working the VCR with a broom handle seems like it should be in an American Pie movie

[@flytyme]

Now I have to find this series.

[@greigclement9081]

The broom story was like "I'm so poor I use a broom as a remote", and when Nikki said she used a mop was brilliant timing.

[@jti107]

Lol I lost it at the broom story

[@Calebstreich]

6:24 I like Moshe. He’s like a young Howie Mandel. His book, “Here’s the deal, don’t touch me.” changed my life.

[@mickyvionsellinas6743]

Always love the way Nikki say's Dude all the time , so Valley .Remind's me of my yuth when everyone said it ;D Thankyou for uploading

[@johnnypunish]

You are a lovely lady with world-class energy; a true gentleman can see that. So do NOT let that incident freak you out. It's on him, not you. And certainly do NOT associate money or title with class. Keep on the lookout for gentlemen who have self-respect and respect for others. They exist.

[@singingsunflower9000]

It's very refreshing to have a guy put in his point of view on this date

[@leestenson3167]

I can't imagine ever wanting her to leave

[@TheAstrologyPodcast]

I love how uncomfortable Natasha was with the entire discussion at the beginning lol..

[@JLuisCastaneda]

The biggest freak in the room is always the quietest. They are too busy fantasizing to talk much.

[@lilpugstar]

This is too good. Funniest story ever

[@WTFnewyork]

Fyre Festival meeting!!! Hahaha Proud of you Nikki :P

[@RolandDeschain1]

Right before Moshe mentioned ENTOURAGE I thought: "Nikki stepped into an episode of ENTOURAGE..."

[@edp3202]

Moshe's look of disgust at 30 min in was hilarious.

[@phesser411]

i love when people say "i dont get high" but they keep doing it.... isnt that insanity doing same thing over and over? lol... what is the point of smoking if it does nothing for you lol

[@phesser411]

also love how the guy is "thoughtful" at the beginning of the story, and at the end he called a 3 ring circus just to get you to leave the house.... guys are trash lol

[@manzell]

Gotta chase the dragon

[@GoScience123]

For a lot of people it can take some seshes smoking weed before ur body knows what to do with it so ur not high the first few times

[@mrscary3721]

Insanity is... doing same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome every time.

[@geema2281]

ok the guy was a douche for real, but as someone that suffers from the same ailment.. we just keep trying and eventually hopefully sometimes we maybe get a little high. i've been at the end of a 5 joint hour and just feeling disappointed and it truly does suck.

[@byronhoagland7932]

awww the amazing Nikki Glazer ladies and gentlemen! Older and Bolder Non-Bro here wishing you all the Quality Squirting you so richly deserve! You so damn funny!

[@rrolandomendez2179]

Great Ending..... Because I came. 🤣🤣🤣. LOVE YOU NIKKI. Love Natasha ❤️ ❤

[@ghlee2300]

That whole thing was amazing! Totally relatable. Even if it was legit~ a long phone call on a date is a huge red flag for things to come especially if no apology. I've experienced it.

[@Drewzdev]

@Youssef Charradi On a first date. The point of the date is to see if you're interested. If you feel you would rather take the phone call, then you arent interested. It's shows your priorities. If you pick up your phone over talking to them on a first date, that's the sound of a toilet flushing, because the date just took a huge duce... and unless you're into that. Things probably aren't going to go well.

[@alexpatyababa5221]

"She was ready...she done" LMAOO

[@brinsonopinion]

I love Moshe & Natasha and the fact that they're together. The way Natasha bursts out laughing gets me everytime lol! Also, I'm unfamiliar with this Andrew guy but you two definitely riff off each other well!

[@davidfont2596]

For her dating life, I'm just so glad that she's funny. I really enjoyed this. I mean, I REALLY enjoyed this. I'm going to watch another video on this channel. If the funny holds up for the second one, the channel will get a Sub out of me.

[@ghostriderx916]

Of course I could be wrong but Nikki seems like she has a sweet soul

[@gri7]

Maroon 5 huh? These guys are definitely pegging each other

[@jv-lk7bc]

highly successful "rooommate" was the first clue.

[@jv-lk7bc]

when they're that loaded they don't need room-mates ... they might choose to live with a closeted lover though ... and hangers-on who then need to constantly prove their loyalty by being overly responsive to his beck and call .. which might explain the instant freezeout when he crooked his finger. had nothing to do with you, Nikki. except your finder is broken. You're attracted to douches. gotta work on that. at least refine it to rule out the really virulent ones.

[@QueenBee-pb6bt]

Why are always douchebags in these comments??

[@edp3202]

@@jv-lk7bc sexual favors for jobs?

[@Diamond_tip]

I love a good peg jk

[@heykaychi]

You can take the heart away and it actually sends a notification that says “Yada yada REMOVED the heart from...” NIKKI, TAKE THAT MANS HEART, GIRL

[@TEAMGETHELP]

Yeah man feminism

[@Whattobecalled]

I like the happy ending on this episode

[@dingusdoolittle4795]

this was gold.

[@Chris-qi9by]

I had a guy do an emergency call on me once too, like 20 mins after I gave him an out. It is embarrassing and annoying all at once!

[@59Fif]

29:36 thats that’s the confidence that every girl should have, that was 🥵

[@jamilah1938]

Duly noted.

[@limajc34]

Awesome, love everything about it.

[@Tankgirl3000]

I like how casual the pee conversation was

[@natronthegreat5150]

This might be my new "ishh". Lol You funny Nikki👍🤣🤣🤣✌

[@JLuisCastaneda]

I want Moshe to be my therapist.

[@SadeMetsavirta]

Nikki is my favorite human :,D

[@geema2281]

lol this was great, poor NIkki but so great and relateable lol

[@atomwangames]

The smell from pee comes from ammonia, it is a way to get rid of nitrogen via the urea cycle. It's possible that squirting has to do with with derivatives from that cycle, ie related to urine but not containing ammonia.

[@aaronjames5276]

That was a great story, and it was really runny. BUT it was also very painful to listen to. :)

[@andyscottow2250]

What an ending. Thank you Nikki, I will have a great day.

[@Green4CloveR]

You dodged a bullet with that guy.

[@guywithalltheanswers6942]

He dodged a bullet with her. Neurotic af

[@1369Stiles]

@@guywithalltheanswers6942 sooooo, you think a douche bag completely changing his attitude because of someone else eating choices is HER issue?

[@rolandkloka]

Remember when Natasha was the reason Jeff lost his job and Shirley lost her husband... Community deep cut. Six seasons and a movie

[@miaames8883]

Hold up what? Jeff who?

[@EdwoodCA]

@@miaames8883 I think he means Jeff and Shirley, characters on that great sitcom, Community.

[@TomKloseMusic]

Am I the only one who hears "motion capture" every time she says his name?

[@lesryglrhfohser]

anyone have an idea of who the dude is?

[@sherbderb2001]

Nate Twer or Greg Auerbach is my guess

[@leebishop7591]

Old one?

[@StygianStyle]

this story about guys blaring maroon 5 to get rid of her is one of the funniest I've heard.

[@martareitmajer]

Damn moshe is like the smartest, cutest thing ever. That girl really hit a jackpot 😮

[@dgooz]

Does anyone know what app they're referring to?

[@ry7088]

It’s called “RAYA”, basically an invite only dating platform for celebrities or random producers/DJs who are “famous” enough.

[@ViagensGringa]

it wasn't a booty call, it was a stoner date! HELLO

[@DevonChampion]

Nikki deserves it all, she is by far my favorite women comedian and in my top 10 of all time because I feel her voice is important

[@g1g72]

I have to say Nikki, My biggest attraction to you is your brutal honesty.

[@mikevandehey7734]

Nikki PRESS HEART again and it comes off, I think both ends.

[@tonyfourpaws4511]

I'm just trying to figure out how to get Nikki to notice me.. twitter, grinder? lol

[@wrongplanet1957]

I'd never answer the phone on a date

[@Wordsley]

If you ever need a blanket Nikki I have a green chenille throw for you the next time you come west. 🙂

[@alexloyola4695]

Part of me wants to tell Nikki to do better, but how many of us haven't done this with someone we find "cute" or attractive, especially considering this dude seemed to be pretty successful at a young age. She's already trying to picture a future with the guy and he's sending a text to his buddies to bail him out. And these are the guys that pull in the funny, talented cute girls like Nikki. Damn.

[@mrjlee4294]

Good chemistry between Andrew and Nikki

[@mangarda]

This has never happened to me but I am feeling Nikki so hard on this...ESPECIALLY the "hearting" at the end. I feel like it all WILL happen to me eventually.

[@CarMoves]

I like at how at 35:43 Nikki recoils from Andrew touching her 🤣🤣🤣

[@edwardmtl]

I'd love to be on this show with my wife and all three of u :) hahaha

[@davejohnsen8540]

That final conversation...best and most fucked up all rolled into one!

[@rexracer5292]

The guy really needed to get saved. lol. She doesn't get it. hahahaha

[@deadstellarengine]

I love how people are attracted to vapid pretty people and then surprised they are vapid pretty people.

[@philipmoore4275]

"more of a gulp"🤣

[@SANITIZEDINC]

Yay! Nikki is a vegan. I'm with ya, sister! I like you even more now.

[@tenlittleindians]

Is this a repost? Why?

[@docsavage873]

"You like bros', and that's who you get.." Are you listening Tomi Lahren?!!!

[@geoffhennessy275]

Andrew: Thats what happens when you watch too much porn.

[@Just0ke]

Ahh, poor nikki. I'd maybe date you. Still working it around in my head.

[@TheDandonian]

"I'm still a cool hang"... The guy wasn't looking for a cool hang, he lives with his best mate who by the sounds of it, is a cool hang...

[@danieldell6164]

I need a Nikki in my life.

[@armandoramirez7268]

On god 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelwarnas7007]

Your first clue should have been he didn't take you out to dinner.

[@Coupleof]

10:47 Oops! Back at it again.