Douchey Guys on Dating Apps (feat. Whitney Cummings) - You Up w/ Nikki Glaser (August 27, 2019)

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You Up with Nikki Glaser

You Up with Nikki Glaser

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@mooalijasmine
@mooalijasmine 5 жыл бұрын
The 3 books mentioned: Getting to I Do, Getting the Love You Want, Cupid’s Poison Arrow
@aip1981
@aip1981 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!
@margarettreeskeenan546
@margarettreeskeenan546 5 жыл бұрын
God bless you for listening close enough and posting these lol. Definitely did not want to go back! 👏👏
@heatherkoolaid
@heatherkoolaid 5 жыл бұрын
Hero we don't deserve lol I was just about to post, asking for the titles. Thanks
@dialac1
@dialac1 5 жыл бұрын
You’re the real MVP
@alaa3275
@alaa3275 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you ma'am
@Aurora_Tom_Renton
@Aurora_Tom_Renton 5 жыл бұрын
So great to see these two women are genuine friends.
@christinaliu3572
@christinaliu3572 5 жыл бұрын
This conversation is surprisingly enjoyable, honest, and fun. Thanks!
@härjaren
@härjaren 4 жыл бұрын
A surprisingly good conversation. The level of Self-awareness is appreaciated!
@swghavoc
@swghavoc 2 жыл бұрын
You gals make me so thankful for my wife of 20 years. Great video.
@thomascarrillo4548
@thomascarrillo4548 5 жыл бұрын
At 00:56 “Oh that’s fun!” Bwahahaha 😂
@kliflord1527
@kliflord1527 5 жыл бұрын
Every man ever
@ethansmith6018
@ethansmith6018 5 жыл бұрын
Only guy in the room says what we are all thinking! hahaha
@tjw9283
@tjw9283 5 жыл бұрын
Nikki and Whitney you do great comedy. My two favorite female comics at the time.
@patrickpost494
@patrickpost494 5 жыл бұрын
Glaser/Cummings, What a great comedy team name!
@Thevoiceoftruth1234
@Thevoiceoftruth1234 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's so sad people are waisting their lives, and put so much money and time to so call work on themselves, just to hope they will be closer to get a person who is just a fulfilment of their esthetic and sexual desires... it's all but pride and prejudice, they are so far from their selves and their inner emotions they probably never had a real fulfilling sexual and intimate experience..and amazing and fullish how millions of people are following them and looking to them as idols...
@patrickpost494
@patrickpost494 4 жыл бұрын
@@Thevoiceoftruth1234 WOW! I just like comedy. GLASER/CUMMINGS was funny. You had to watch it and read comments and then type 10 lines. LIGHTEN UP!
@davejohnsen8540
@davejohnsen8540 4 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there.
@DarthStacker
@DarthStacker 4 жыл бұрын
Glasser, Cummings, Me. What a great three-way.
@cinsolidarity
@cinsolidarity 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah they both have jizzy last names
@AbbyS.Pumpkins
@AbbyS.Pumpkins 4 жыл бұрын
There’s a lot of comedy out there, BUT YOU TWO ARE WORTH WATCHING! 👏🏼♥️👏🏼♥️👏🏼♥️👏🏼
@1man2manynotes
@1man2manynotes 5 жыл бұрын
It’s a beautiful thing when you see someone finally learn who they are and understand their nature. Nobody ever works on themselves in the dating game but when you do and it all works out, you realize how ignorant and selfish you were. I’m Happy for Whitney. She put the work in so she deserves it. If women(and men) did this more the game wouldn’t be so backwards
@Darkmaiki
@Darkmaiki 5 жыл бұрын
So true. If you are in many relationships and they never work... Did you look into the mirror?
@nathanielhernandez8843
@nathanielhernandez8843 4 жыл бұрын
I know this comment is like 2 months old, but I just wanted to chime in. I think part of the problems is that people have different goals. Some people are looking for life partners, some people are experimenting, some people are figuring themselves out, so there's a whole different set of objectives and everybody is different. Personally, I have found that most of my progress has been internal, and I don't like the idea of treating people like avatars or NPCs to practice on. Life is real-life, this IS the big game, and I guess I don't understand what the goal is for people who just run the dating game. I mean, as someone who comes from a toxic, unstable family, I want a family because I don't have that support system innately. I really do feel for Whitney, because I really do think she is looking for a person that is her weight class, I mean she punches above the belt but she's an amazing human being, but she herself talks about how she goes for guys that reflect her neglectful father. I honestly don't know if "different but equal" means that women are willing to be the primary providers. I know that human beings have and can go beyond fundamental natures, but I think it takes a village and people don't like to let go of their preconceptions, but if people want to be treated better they have to consciously open up, look inside themselves, resist things that attract them BECAUSE of their past, and like somebody said here, "do the work"
@thinkingagain5966
@thinkingagain5966 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathanielhernandez8843nice essay. While you typed ur long winded overcomplicated simp rant ur gf was cheating on u
@Zaihanisme
@Zaihanisme 4 жыл бұрын
Thinking Again wow, so edgy 🙄
@noneoyb8902
@noneoyb8902 4 жыл бұрын
@@thinkingagain5966 What a stunning moron you are. To you 2 short paragraphs is an essay. And to top it off, you, the simp who thinks 2 short paragraphs equal an essay, called him a simp! Know thyself, clueless loser.
@michellegoodrich5406
@michellegoodrich5406 3 жыл бұрын
There is NO ONE better than Nikki and Whitney! You ladies ROCK!
@AIWFNW
@AIWFNW 4 жыл бұрын
Niki Glaser and Whitney Cummings are easily my 2 favorite stand ups right now..both very smart and funny women. I love them, they are the best.
@wyomingar
@wyomingar 2 жыл бұрын
you need go see more standup then
@BlackjackYas
@BlackjackYas Жыл бұрын
Throw Natasha Leggero in there and they could tour the usa!
@skyluke9476
@skyluke9476 5 жыл бұрын
Damn glad to see shes branching out and talking about sex
@Howitchewstofeel5gum
@Howitchewstofeel5gum 5 жыл бұрын
Old but gold
@reyd.8439
@reyd.8439 5 жыл бұрын
@not hen looks younger
@innertubez
@innertubez 5 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@josephmcgregor9766
@josephmcgregor9766 5 жыл бұрын
000
@josephmcgregor9766
@josephmcgregor9766 5 жыл бұрын
000 1st,
@moeezS
@moeezS 5 жыл бұрын
The "Getting Love You Want" section was really good. A lot of people unconsciously choose partners who harbour the negative qualities of their primary caregivers. This some good psychology shit.
@dashawnpittman6262
@dashawnpittman6262 5 жыл бұрын
Wow two wonderful comedians together at the same time awesome
@darkunicorn1208
@darkunicorn1208 5 жыл бұрын
Nice to know dating and social apps are a nightmare everywhere lmao.
@puluzo
@puluzo 4 жыл бұрын
Because male female ratios are terrible. Active users ratio is like 1 female vs 50 male.
@Ferien7
@Ferien7 4 жыл бұрын
Serhan Ozulup there are plenty of women on the apps. They’re just aiming for the top 20% of men there.
@rdhfgfhghj
@rdhfgfhghj 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ferien7 you sound bitter,i mean if thier aimingb for the top guys ,you aim for the top girls
@lukegale7812
@lukegale7812 4 жыл бұрын
I've never used a dating app. I'm single. For now
@britt1953
@britt1953 4 жыл бұрын
@@rdhfgfhghj I know, its ridiculous when men complain about that sort of thing. At the end of the day, everyone swipes right on the hottest people. Women are definitely not the only ones to do it
@mcqueentc
@mcqueentc 5 жыл бұрын
This is a psychologists paradise!
@DigitalNomadInvestor
@DigitalNomadInvestor 5 жыл бұрын
These two don't have baggage, they have shipping containers.
@royaljelly7157
@royaljelly7157 5 жыл бұрын
All comedians have mental problems.. not even in a rude way but the funniest people always go thru the most shit in their heads and compensate for it with comedy
@Kickin0u0in0the0nut
@Kickin0u0in0the0nut 5 жыл бұрын
I know I have enjoyed watching this more then anything today
@norbertlegion9402
@norbertlegion9402 4 жыл бұрын
"post wall" women - lol.
@alistairmciver6775
@alistairmciver6775 4 жыл бұрын
@Anal Sex Stinks what so wrong with a man in late 40's dating a woman in her 30"s" ! Sounds like having a crush on an older man got old even though older men reign in the bedroom!
@LeightonReiley
@LeightonReiley 4 жыл бұрын
Seriously!!!! 2 min in and im already dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Love Whitney. She makes everything brighter🌟🌟🌟
@TacticusPrime
@TacticusPrime 4 жыл бұрын
"No one wants to be their girlfriend's intern." Yeah, and I think that applies the other way in the 21st century. People don't want to be their boyfriend's charity case or whatever. A real relationship requires balanced commitment.
@cc-dt1sh
@cc-dt1sh 4 жыл бұрын
Hey boyfriend... It's me, your charity case 😘😍😍
@HeyimCheyenne1
@HeyimCheyenne1 4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU. Someone who understands equality!! Relationships are 50/50. Not one person doing everything and the other person doing nothing
@maryanneweldon8040
@maryanneweldon8040 4 жыл бұрын
You can't tell douchenozzles like this great advice like that.
@sevothtartesama18
@sevothtartesama18 3 жыл бұрын
This is so hilarious to me cause women have always done everything 🤣 And now that women work they have to everything AND their job. Douche.
@TacticusPrime
@TacticusPrime 3 жыл бұрын
​@@sevothtartesama18 Men have to do everything and their jobs as well. That's called being an adult. Anyone who puts housework onto their wife is nothing but a man-child. An infant.
@ArinaMkrtchian97
@ArinaMkrtchian97 4 жыл бұрын
So I just discovered this and now I am going to binge all of them
@krudprud538
@krudprud538 5 жыл бұрын
Great shit ! Good talk start to finish !
@roymoreno3767
@roymoreno3767 4 жыл бұрын
This is CRACKING ME UP...and during this stay home pandemic...I NEEDED THIS...LMAO
@alxr.2397
@alxr.2397 5 жыл бұрын
This is a great one. Love WC! I relate to her, esp her co-dependency issues, so much! (And I definitely do the "too much, too soon" thing with dudes.) I'm gonna check out the books she's recommending. Thanx, Whit! 🙏🏼❤️💃🏼
@jase8550
@jase8550 5 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck are all the interns & assistants standing behind the speakers like mindless drones lol
@mrgregw
@mrgregw 22 күн бұрын
Because of the guest. Whitney likes an audience.
@Daniel-from-Texas
@Daniel-from-Texas 5 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this conversation.
@ratso69ful81
@ratso69ful81 3 жыл бұрын
I came her because I'm a Whitney fan, I've only watched Nikki on talk shows & thought she would be too much to handle on a one & one, but watching her here with no make-up, bags under her eyes, & being hilarious made me a fan BIG time...
@mood_z94
@mood_z94 4 жыл бұрын
Thoroughly have enjoyed the episodes I’ve seen so far! Thank you for doing this show! 🙏
@tombaker3081
@tombaker3081 3 жыл бұрын
I just seemingly crawled out of a rock and stumbled across you...Love it, very funny! I'll certainly be watching more. Have a great one!
@gutobernardo7457
@gutobernardo7457 4 жыл бұрын
Since I don't hang out much with other guys, I get so shocked when I listen women telling stories about their dates and how much jerks there's out there. I mean, they are smart and strong women and these situations undermine their confidence and self appreciation so much :( Anyway, I love that you are sharing the stories with us
@greywolf7577
@greywolf7577 3 жыл бұрын
There's plenty of jerks of both genders in the dating world.
@jayglamx3
@jayglamx3 4 жыл бұрын
They're both so introspective I am so excited for this. ❤️
@LazarusSlade
@LazarusSlade 5 жыл бұрын
"You can either love a woman or understand a woman, but you can't do both." It took me years to understand this aphorism, but once I did and realized is so true, I couldn't go back! Long live the cat ladies and may God save the queen!
@erikkillmonger5624
@erikkillmonger5624 5 жыл бұрын
"or you can do neither and the sex is still just as good." My addition to it.
@Bamboo4U2
@Bamboo4U2 5 жыл бұрын
@@erikkillmonger5624 Yes, but at some point, you're going to have to engage the person in conversation. Your position isn't really a sustainable one. Short-term relationships? Sure. Long-term? Dubious. At best.
5 жыл бұрын
Or there's the great Al Bundy quote: "Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they all hate each other".
@Bamboo4U2
@Bamboo4U2 5 жыл бұрын
@ Great. Go make me a "sammich."
@ethanstump
@ethanstump 5 жыл бұрын
@@Bamboo4U2 that's the whole point. so many people are realizing that they don't have to follow the script. that doesn't mean you have to be vapid or arrogant or shallow, but that if you have LTR's if that's your thing, that's cool, but if not, that's cool too. just looking at divorce rates, looking at what divorce did to my father and brothers-in-law, no thank you, sir! also, I always felt that I was a different person just to keep the relationship going, and when I did my own thing they weren't happy about that, so I either had to give up my happiness, or they had to. I guess I was just made to be a bachelor. still can get sex, want to have kids, but I don't want to raise them, as harsh as that sounds, but I wouldn't to that to a kid. so, not everybody makes it. not everyone is built the same way.
@Aramazdkhatcherian
@Aramazdkhatcherian 4 жыл бұрын
This current Whitney Cummings is a great example of a woman with healthy mental state and balanced self-reflection of what kind of impact she has on herself and others with her behavior and approach to people and life. So refreshing to see a person like this, who also happens to be a woman!
@sterlingforbes3872
@sterlingforbes3872 4 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for these random women just chillin in the background... at least give them a chair.
@lukegale7812
@lukegale7812 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, get these comedians a throne each. What's with the girl on the left? Did she think her friend was taking her to see a sad movie? Those comedians CAN see you! : (
@sterlingforbes3872
@sterlingforbes3872 4 жыл бұрын
@Temujin Khan 14:43
@GZas
@GZas 4 жыл бұрын
it is kind of telling. talking about your dating problems while a row of people stands beside you uncomfortably sends a message of a nurturing, warm woman every guy would want... right?
@sterlingforbes3872
@sterlingforbes3872 4 жыл бұрын
@@GZas Haha, so true.
@destinationfreedom2939
@destinationfreedom2939 3 жыл бұрын
Nikki, I love your authenticity.
@buddy8412
@buddy8412 5 жыл бұрын
“Oh that’s fun” i imagine a Ron Swanson with a bib giggling follow up 😂
@axel2347
@axel2347 4 жыл бұрын
"he cares about how he looks way too much for me"...isn't all you guys talk about how you look?😂😂
@sam5992
@sam5992 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, it's like almost everyone cares about what they look like
@spencermalone2406
@spencermalone2406 5 жыл бұрын
When Nikki makes that high pitched scream, it's Jack Whitehall.
@nardinit
@nardinit 5 жыл бұрын
Is he really that hot?
@chorky888
@chorky888 5 жыл бұрын
@@nardinit I'm a straight dude, and I get it.
@nardinit
@nardinit 5 жыл бұрын
@@chorky888 So am I, I'm surprised. I thought he was a bit weird looking, but then again I'm a straight male so I wouldn't know best
@StochasticGreen
@StochasticGreen 5 жыл бұрын
I googled 'Jack 31 comedian actor' and came up with the same result, lol
@entropy8000
@entropy8000 5 жыл бұрын
It sounded like a dental drill lol
@GetMoreClicksMedia
@GetMoreClicksMedia 4 жыл бұрын
Wow! Nikki and Whitney in the same room! Oh my!
@KevinTSanchez
@KevinTSanchez 5 жыл бұрын
Who's saving the gum on the water bottle
@B-RaDD
@B-RaDD 5 жыл бұрын
How TF??😂😂😂
@Kouyou160
@Kouyou160 4 жыл бұрын
God damnit! Now I can’t unsee it!!!!
@JoseGranny
@JoseGranny 4 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@Salmonandfriends
@Salmonandfriends 4 жыл бұрын
Good idea
@MartsEntertainment
@MartsEntertainment 3 жыл бұрын
This was outstanding. Nikki you are phenomenal, Whitney lead me here, lots of 12-step love and respect around. Phenomenal topics of discussion, the honestly is so phenomenally refreshing to hear amongst people outside the rooms. Super hot!
@dannyecorprew26
@dannyecorprew26 5 жыл бұрын
Honesty is refreshing
@charlamagruder2863
@charlamagruder2863 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Whitney referenced Getting the Love You Want! I'm finishing that book now, and it's absolutely wonderful!
@ninaandsakura
@ninaandsakura 4 жыл бұрын
“Ah yeah, that’s fun” 😂
@OriginalMindTrick
@OriginalMindTrick 3 жыл бұрын
Great timing on that one :D
@svetlanaaniskina5658
@svetlanaaniskina5658 4 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed their conversation about real stuff, they were sincere, straightforward and mature about issues we all have!
@ninalumiere145
@ninalumiere145 4 жыл бұрын
Go search for Whitney Cummings talking to Ashley Graham, the best convo ive listen to in years
@svetlanaaniskina5658
@svetlanaaniskina5658 4 жыл бұрын
Patricia Evans thanks a lot! I will check it now! 🙌🏼🙌🏼
@k4ir0s
@k4ir0s 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, she's looking for love on a dating app for actors and models. And she's confused and frustrated about not finding love?
@eobardthawne324
@eobardthawne324 4 жыл бұрын
I was feeling bad for her but then I thought would she pay attention to a guy that she thought was less than. After taking that into consideration you dont feel that bad anymore.
@mendistudio
@mendistudio 4 жыл бұрын
@@eobardthawne324 Being a hot millionaire chick makes it very difficult in the dating scene.
@hangukhiphop
@hangukhiphop 4 жыл бұрын
@@mendistudio lmfao
@jcblebowski
@jcblebowski 4 жыл бұрын
some people don’t get it. kinda tragic.
@hollowthere3850
@hollowthere3850 4 жыл бұрын
Many men that aren't on their financial or fame level must seem like children to them.. End up being just a hookup. The men on their level mostly go for the younger ones that can be controlled or they bail.
@BDimas1996
@BDimas1996 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Nikki and Whitney is my wet dream of comedy.
@cesarordaz139
@cesarordaz139 5 жыл бұрын
I wish Nikki would have an hr long podcast
@kshinokevin
@kshinokevin 5 жыл бұрын
Yes ! some podcasts are either 2 or 3 hours long..
@philipschrantz8402
@philipschrantz8402 3 жыл бұрын
If you’re not truly happy with yourself, you can’t truly be happy with another person…
@allenmilburn4761
@allenmilburn4761 5 жыл бұрын
So for dating apps, what kind of pictures would you recommend!? Pics of me napping? Washing dishes? Filling out a costco application?
@juliusp147
@juliusp147 5 жыл бұрын
Dude, u can never go wrong with a d*ck pic...
@AD-Dom
@AD-Dom 5 жыл бұрын
No selfies.
@hardcoreherbivore4730
@hardcoreherbivore4730 5 жыл бұрын
Assembling IKEA furniture, cooking something, or a happy picture with children. You got this...
@ajingthing
@ajingthing 4 жыл бұрын
Costco membership is a flex !!!
@buffywasright
@buffywasright 4 жыл бұрын
It’s easy. Grab a friend with an iPhone, put on a white shirt, walk down the street until you find a school, and make sure there are no cops around. Find 2 kids talking, ideally an Asian and an African American, give them a 50 to have your friend take a picture with them, photoshop a Red Cross in the background and pretend you’re casually working for Doctors Without Borders during summer time. Done.
@MrChainsaw
@MrChainsaw 3 жыл бұрын
Every minute of this is hilarious
@crisscross7758
@crisscross7758 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. Financial anxiety is the worst. 99% of my stress is survival based.
@RayRhino1
@RayRhino1 2 жыл бұрын
These are 2 of the best female comedians of all time. Genuine and naturally funny. They need to do 2 girl tour
@pacolli
@pacolli 4 жыл бұрын
"He looks like Malcolm Gladwell without the success" LOL
@gordiaugustin4062
@gordiaugustin4062 4 жыл бұрын
"Stop listing things"....... = He resolved all relationship problems with that one statement. Lol
@tod3msn
@tod3msn 5 жыл бұрын
No question the podcast is much stronger with Whitney Cummings and Anya Marina bouncing things off of Nikki. It's just what brings out the best comedy for the show. No disrespect for the dudes on the show but they are supporting cast and the more interesting dialogue is with the women speaking freely. Sort of a humorous and less restrained and edited "View." Congrats! Great Show!
@MatthewSmith-cp3hu
@MatthewSmith-cp3hu 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, these are some ladies who have really gone deep inside themselves and have looked at issues with an open mind. Frankly I am impressed, but I don't think a lot of men or women are ready to hear their message yet.
@kaelshade4275
@kaelshade4275 5 жыл бұрын
What is their message?
@angelmccloud5009
@angelmccloud5009 5 жыл бұрын
Well said!💭😊
@CapAnson12345
@CapAnson12345 5 жыл бұрын
I dunno about women but I'm pretty sure a lot of men have already been deep inside both of them.
@Sashique86
@Sashique86 4 жыл бұрын
Going through it myself (still learning) I have come to the realization that our subconscious conceals the truth to protect ourselves from hurt. Half the battle is finally becoming self-aware.
@notinmyhouse1705
@notinmyhouse1705 4 жыл бұрын
Lol you really think so ? I feel bad for you , I wouldn't want my daughter acting like they do . I believe they bitch about men yet used their bodies like most women to get what they wanted at the time both have said so many times in the past ... I guess people aren't really listening ...
@carrd3971
@carrd3971 4 жыл бұрын
"i don't have that much money" she's worth $30m
@shandellaclark7445
@shandellaclark7445 4 жыл бұрын
She's actually worth 15 million. But that's still a shitload of money...
@redrocker1055
@redrocker1055 4 жыл бұрын
Google is not her accountant.
@carrd3971
@carrd3971 4 жыл бұрын
@@redrocker1055 stfu
@redrocker1055
@redrocker1055 4 жыл бұрын
@@carrd3971 Someones a tad bit sensitive.
@ABCScandalFanatic
@ABCScandalFanatic 4 жыл бұрын
Please stop thinking celebrity net worth is in any way accurate. It takes into account what they know about that person’s salary and any public records. No way to know about a person’s spending habits. They said R. Kelly was worth 150 million but he couldn’t afford bail. It’s NEVER accurate.
@gemmegroup
@gemmegroup 2 жыл бұрын
This was great! Thanks.
@bryanw4637
@bryanw4637 5 жыл бұрын
Nikki & Whitney together!!!! The Holy Grail of podcasts!!! Love it!!! Great NYE present!!! Thanks, Ladies!!!
@roysmith6010
@roysmith6010 3 жыл бұрын
I relate with this as a man. I try to show the woman by doing all the work and all the housework and she just has to be loving and caring and give me attention when I come home. I do everything for her and she leaves me. I get totally blindsided by this and often wonder what happened and why she left. I show my love like this and I am still single.
@steventyler3985
@steventyler3985 5 жыл бұрын
That moment when the 40 something year old comic is actually only 2 years older than you...Damn she's crushing it.
@Lightner445555555555
@Lightner445555555555 3 жыл бұрын
Who are you talking about?
@haufbraus
@haufbraus 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lightner445555555555 Whitney. I thought she was older, just mature really.
@Lightner445555555555
@Lightner445555555555 3 жыл бұрын
@@haufbraus I did too. She's the exact same age as me😯!!
@atiredblue
@atiredblue 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop staring at the gum on the bottle cap!
@Mt-ue9qz
@Mt-ue9qz 4 жыл бұрын
A client once told me a story of her experience at a MLB-ball game, a couple having an argument and the guy said to the woman; “It’s my life and I’m just letting you live it with me.” That line made me take a better look at the type of man I do and don’t want. As well, the type of woman I won’t become.
@familyadventures2086
@familyadventures2086 5 жыл бұрын
The end was great, lol It’s so funny looking at people in those sites. What’s worst now are all the Snapchat filters Then u meet them and don’t even look the same
@wickedfifth
@wickedfifth 4 жыл бұрын
Comedians in general are the best case studies.
@MoneyGist
@MoneyGist 3 жыл бұрын
"He looks like Malcom Gladwell... without the success." 😭😭😭
@stellablack4067
@stellablack4067 5 жыл бұрын
Love both of them… they should do more together! They always keepin it real 👌🏻
@wickedfifth
@wickedfifth 4 жыл бұрын
18:48. No one is comparing each other. Thoughts like that obviously lead to overwhelming anxiety. Thankfully that pressure was invented. It’s where comedy comes from.
@serfansalot5646
@serfansalot5646 5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 This was an awesome episode. 🤣🤣🤣
@thefantegod
@thefantegod 4 жыл бұрын
No idea if you will ever see this but Niki and Whitney in one thing is my ideas of a perfect concept
@Ragazar
@Ragazar 5 жыл бұрын
The more I watch Nikki, the more I fall in love with the woman she clearly is behind publice image. I sincerely don't think I've seen a more down to earth person than her. I hope that I can get to that point in my life where I can just make fun of myself and have that 'fuck it', carefree attitude. And I hope she takes her tour to Sweden soon, preferably Gothenburg. You've got one sold ticket right here, Nikki! Lots of love.
@bryandano
@bryandano 4 жыл бұрын
Look up where she has her parents on her show and she has a lie detector guy validating their answers
4 жыл бұрын
what you're seeing here is her public image..the real her appears to be despicable
@GeneralEOD
@GeneralEOD 2 жыл бұрын
Nikki is still a comedian that can delighted laughs!
@luluvox
@luluvox 5 жыл бұрын
I think Andrew was right about the "lick/suck" theory!
@deannad9105
@deannad9105 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the lady said "LIFT" not lick. As in, the man wants the woman to do all the work.
@chawa630
@chawa630 4 жыл бұрын
Nikki, dude I love watching stand up! Especially yours! :)
@Frank_999Scoobydooby
@Frank_999Scoobydooby 5 жыл бұрын
who knew Elizabeth Holmes got a name change and went on to stand up
@BGlasnost
@BGlasnost 3 жыл бұрын
This was very entertaining, and I liked what Whitney was talking about. Thanks :)
@jag5014
@jag5014 5 жыл бұрын
Why do so many outspoken women think they speak on behalf of all women when it comes to their personal preferences yet turn around and complain when men assume women share similar preferences?
@duramaxdad
@duramaxdad 5 жыл бұрын
U said..... I heard... women like to talk, b right then complain. In that order.
@Fall2Caine
@Fall2Caine 2 жыл бұрын
"Another female comedian told me about it, she was on there" definitely was taylor Tomlinson 🤣
@greatlakes6916
@greatlakes6916 4 жыл бұрын
So casually observed: "He looks just like Malcolm Gladwell, but without the success!" haha great to see a lot of insightful reflections beyond the comedy about personal development and celebrating each others' careers and sense of self worth. Really interesting to see that effort for self-work unfolding among people who spend a lot of time in the spotlight.
@greywolf7577
@greywolf7577 3 жыл бұрын
That quote does show how men get judged for their financial success more than women do.
@aaront.akabiggs631
@aaront.akabiggs631 4 жыл бұрын
You can see Nikki's wheel's spinning in this clip lol. I give her props for gauging the conversation and not being a shitty host and interupting! She's a really good host
@Reathety
@Reathety 4 жыл бұрын
Whitney Cummings and her fiance are now separated.
@ryanonvr2267
@ryanonvr2267 4 жыл бұрын
thank god
@dimitriskar1649
@dimitriskar1649 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha f*ck i just laughed my ass off - great show and nice conversations 👌🏼
@nicholasrobinfant3295
@nicholasrobinfant3295 4 жыл бұрын
I don't need childhood recreational circumstances, I live with my mom. And my psychic schizophrenia, and sci-fi comedy.
@alexdalton4535
@alexdalton4535 3 жыл бұрын
How’s that working out for you
@nicholasrobinfant3295
@nicholasrobinfant3295 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexdalton4535 quite well, stay home knits.
@adamr3922
@adamr3922 4 жыл бұрын
These 2 are absolutely hysterical!!!!
@darththomarius6751
@darththomarius6751 5 жыл бұрын
Nikki Glaser = 35 Whitney Cummings = 37 wow
@Lightner445555555555
@Lightner445555555555 3 жыл бұрын
Lol what's so shocking about that?
@The404Erorr
@The404Erorr 4 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched this yet but I'm expecting complete chaos 🤣
@SPQRxUSAxNUSA
@SPQRxUSAxNUSA 5 жыл бұрын
I'm terrified - I have dozens of photos of myself not staged- with a Starbucks coffee in my hand, I would totally match with Nikki... but then she would never call...😭
@leonidasspyropoulos849
@leonidasspyropoulos849 Жыл бұрын
What is the exact title of the book and who is the author? Book: Cupid's Poison Arrow
@kayek3155
@kayek3155 4 жыл бұрын
Who are the people just standing in the back? They look so wholesome, so much for this show
@NabilMiller88
@NabilMiller88 4 жыл бұрын
2 of my favorite comedians
@VannApragal
@VannApragal 5 жыл бұрын
Finally, you girls are on to something about dating quality men.
@mrh3085
@mrh3085 2 жыл бұрын
Ultimately you have to love who you are first and be willing to be yourself around others before you can expect someone else to love you.
@chronometa
@chronometa 5 жыл бұрын
My ex gf had that problem of doing all the things (gifts, doing big events etc..) she had vp goals and very successful career wise. I think I through her for a loop when I didn't need or want her to do any of those things for me because I'm secure in myself for the most part. We eventually broke up, but I did notice those patterns later on as she hasn't taken the time to come face to face with those insecurities while plowing forward into relationships making the same mistakes.
@adobeblue4360
@adobeblue4360 3 жыл бұрын
threw her for a loop
@FiremansJoe
@FiremansJoe 4 жыл бұрын
There are so many singles that pass up people based on a pic and think that taking the time to know someone is a 'waste of time' You have to have faith in your journey and not be afraid to experience different things. If you are petrified of failure and loss it will TRAP you.
@DavidWing
@DavidWing 5 жыл бұрын
I really like Nikki and Whitney as comedians but I'd be scared AF to date either one of them...WAY too complicated. Also, I don't think either of them have the courage to be vulnerable...there would always be this shield up. I mean you aren't vulnerable right off the bat but I don't know that either of them could ever get there. Too bad, I think they are both really funny and both are hot but I just have this feeling that they would always be the center of a relationship.
@ShaunHensley
@ShaunHensley 5 жыл бұрын
CDW AWALT
@mustafa8920
@mustafa8920 4 жыл бұрын
They admitted it for a second somewhere at the beginning. They said if it wasn't for their pride. Moment of realization when you've emptied the bottle of vodka I guess.
@dumisanidanielmanganye3185
@dumisanidanielmanganye3185 4 жыл бұрын
If these two(Nikki & Whitney) can start their own sitcom🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wickedfifth
@wickedfifth 4 жыл бұрын
28:36. He meant ass. And you heard that in a crowd. Love you guys!
@jeffdawson2786
@jeffdawson2786 2 жыл бұрын
Good episode.
@Garium87
@Garium87 5 жыл бұрын
"You are programmed to stay for 9 months and move on after the pregnancy." That is complete nonsense. Think about it. It takes a year until a baby can even stand. It has to be taken care of for at least 15 years after pregnancy. If it was a boy, he had to be taught things a woman couldn't teach. That is clearly a job for two and without the support of the father, a woman became a burden for the rest of her tribe. That puts them immediately at the bottom of the social structure. Every man would make sure that his wife and his children have everything they need, before even looking for a single mom who "moved on".
@nardinit
@nardinit 5 жыл бұрын
@Truth This may be true, but what OP was disproving is that we're not programmed to 'leave after 9 months'
@Garium87
@Garium87 5 жыл бұрын
@Truth If we look at examples of hunter and gatherer societies we find that men leave for several days to hunt. It is also true that women remain at the shelter and take care of the children. But how is any of that supposed to refute my point? Those women and children are still depending on the men to protect and provide for them, are they not? Isn't it a simple fact that men will always take care of their children and their women first? Pair bonding between men and women has always existed. This is why we find some form of a marriage ritual, universally in even the most primitive tribes.
@likearollingstone007
@likearollingstone007 5 жыл бұрын
@Truth It is still like that....in Islamic country
@deealfaro-baeza8314
@deealfaro-baeza8314 5 жыл бұрын
You were there? Everything is subjective.. so whoever wrote that would have their own personal bias.
@stretchasmr7688
@stretchasmr7688 4 жыл бұрын
Tribal societies still exist my guy and have thousands of years of oral history, much of which agrees with and aligns with that he just said.
@DavidSmith-oe4ld
@DavidSmith-oe4ld 2 жыл бұрын
Intimate relationship is a relationship with no fear of rejection.
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