Most Insane Military Moments...

[@TheDementedMetal]

“If it blows up the U.S. your gay….I just saved us” 😂😂😂😂 8:15

[@ryborg089]

what if they are gay?!?!?! WE ARE DOOMED

[@classicalhollywood3254]

@@ryborg089They are gay. They drink vodka and but$ pound each other.

[@xiphos8219]

​@@ryborg089 You don't know much about Russia do you?

[@ryborg089]

@@xiphos8219 i actually study the russian military alot

[@RogueJyn]

It would probably work too. Putin doesn't much like gay people. So much so I sorta get the feeling he's projecting. 😂

[@classmst89]

"After that missile, if i was there im making out alive" 😂😂😂 always that one guy haha

[@xJ0LLYR0GERx]

Not even a missel its a literal Bomba with a guidance attachement. Even more metal.

[@classmst89]

@@xJ0LLYR0GERx oh well then hell yeah id make it out 🤣

[@classicalhollywood3254]

The U.S. can launch nukes faster than russia. Russia has to get permission from every general something like that. America only needs the president Which I doubt Joe Biden is that dumb to not send a nuke and we have nukes everywhere around the world. Russian has them basically no where.

[@Doc_Roe]

Nikko over here Swatting himself with Alexa lmao

[@dontaskformyname1011]

Nikko look up P-HEL us new mobile laser

[@Commando_raptor]

America: so what you are saying is that we need a nuclear shotgun? Noted.

[@dylanowens70]

That's what MIRV is for which we have. Each warhead can be independently guided

[@NateAmado]

*Nikko’s Intrusive Thoughts:* “…with kids on it.” *Civilian Nikko:* “What??!”

[@kingrad1033]

"dominic tetto is driving the tank too by the way" got me dead 🤣🤣

[@JulieParker-z4i]

Thanks!

[@Dereinejunge178]

Whatttttt he didnt get pined Tf 😂☠️

[@J4nT3mpl4r]

"what happened to satan one?" It got intercepted by the aegis

[@bipolar_skittle]

HLC would be so proud

[@Whyareyousofoolish]

9:40 Because it's a war crime Nikko. We can't commit those anymore

[@boogaloobaloo]

Can't have shit!!!

[@ForgottenRebel77]

im a civilian i can do what i want

[@kameronmyles2013]

Aint a warcrime the first time

[@GuyWilson706]

It’s actually really cheap compared to the current missile systems in use. Instead using a vessels power station to power is a problem

[@BIG_SKIP]

We can,just don’t get caught. 100IQ solution

[@Jensen1b7]

Let’s make this a SERIES!

[@AmericanIdiotPolitics]

^

[@CryptidGirlNextDoor]

Fr!

[@Tylermaddox1911]

It would be nice.

[@Cheeseburger-04]

Yes

[@Braydenbell9310]

9:50 “thhratagy” 😂

[@DuckDowner]

Bro said Alexa call 911😂 and mine said “are you sure it’s only for emergency’s only is this an emergency” 😭😭 bro fr almost got me in trouble 🤦‍♂️

[@Gamingcentral85]

The last joke tho😂

[@ranndomundead9112]

im pretty sure the satan 2 is just a body for 10 smaller nuclear weapons that can target 10 different areas.

[@TributesCarlson-im4be]

Always a good day when Nikko post. 😂 not a good day for these people though

[@CrimsyComcords]

The best F-ing content fr fr

[@cameroncrosby9975]

Not nikko forgetting that mines are a war crime😂😂😂

[@josejaramillo2706]

“Back to back world war champs!” 😆😂

[@danielnichols3382]

Babe wake up, Niko posted....

[@wolfmcqueen9153]

DONT TOUCH MY BOATS!

[@Idk37271]

bro my alexa asked me if i was sure i wanted to call 911

[@danno_yt]

So did mine bro i was like alexa noooo

[@ch1ll13s4]

The end bro 😭

[@BookLoversUnit]

I was thinking the same thing 😭

[@LilCrossLuka]

Last time I'm casting you on the tv while I'm cleaning. All I hear "Do you want to call an emergency contact?" I was like "Fuck, no, Nikko goddammit, Alexa stop" as I scramble to pause the video and get my headphones instead.

[@wyattfairley8185]

"Cause those are marines brother" gets me every time

[@josephsworld4384]

Nikko: “we should have a military parade because we actually use our stuff” Also Nikko: our stuff is sh*t 😂😂😂

[@Llew70]

The mine clearing mine charge... MICLIC that's Army Combat Engineers at work. Cheers to my brothers!

[@Gavin-vr8kf]

The dude that got stuck in the rocket 7:10😂😂😂

[@ninetailsbakugou9126]

10:12 no one gonna talk about the big fart sound that thing makes

[@selwrynn6702]

As boots on the ground you're gonna be more cost effective.

[@shibbitybopbop]

6:20 Nikko and I had the EXACT SAME expression: OH hell no. I'm out.

[@Pickleys]

“LALALALA. That’s how I walk 😁”

[@owenbrewer-e4h]

when he said "alexa call 911" i littarly pooed my self thinking he triggerd mine and told it to call 911 lol

[@jamesgriggs6432]

This man says back to back world war champs like we need a belt hahaha

[@ninetailsbakugou9126]

8:04 I would give up at that point I just give up

[@tankeboy6811]

0:46 "Get fucked boat!" "Stupid ass boat-" 😂

[@Gauge1228]

Nikko out here devising the most insane battle plans the world has ever seen💀

[@Entertainment-qe1vn]

1:55 Them: You can't drift a tank. Belarus: Hold my vodka.

[@wesleyjohnson597]

The fact that that tree smashed that tank in like that is f****** crazy

[@Vitalsyx]

Love how it ominously says Underworld right under the capital lol

[@kimstone8325]

He is going to get swatting

[@MZ-bl6wg]

This was amazing footage Al around!!!

[@RiflesGunner]

4:46 this why people join the Air Force Niko, we get some fun toys

[@effu9375]

@0:33 I've seen that vessel at JB Little Creek. I wonder if those training missions involve vessels from the dead fleet.

[@MattHuey]

LOVE TOO SEE THESE VIDEOS NIKKO!! Love you bro! Straight Homo!!💯🙌😂😂 But foreal keep pumping them out plz

[@megamango3216]

0:24 My Alexa XD

[@antfrm910]

I’m so glad my Alexa wasn’t plugged up because it was right there next to my phone 😂😂😂😂

[@brownhag]

That tree fucking won 😂

[@GavinEstes16]

7:34 lmao 🏆 🏆

[@hardworkerforlife4081]

If I heard about nukes coming to America from anybody I'm not going to work the next day.

[@avroarchitect1793]

no one would be, they arrive about 28 minutes after launch

[@elizabethmckee6050]

At like 5:36 in the video, I like how the missile shoots up stops, makes an auto adjust, and then proceeds to fly away like nothing at God speed

[@classicalhollywood3254]

U.S. nukes are better. U.s. has nukes across the world. In Europe everywhere Russia has it basically no where.

[@LisaEtter]

Nico does 80s cold war stress for about a minute.

[@kikerization]

"If i were lying may i get hit by a falling helicopter...AND LIVE!"

[@MelordJenkins]

You literally made my Alexa answer that question🤣🤣

[@shadowdelta7]

Bro you'd cease to exist if you took a sabot from a rail gun you'll turn into red rain😂😂😂

[@JeffDAPG]

Well, the Doomsday Clock is still 90 seconds to midnight

[@dstopard]

09:52 that does exist and funnily enough its used enough that even army cadets here in the UK use a version

[@ColtonHays-tu9zq]

Thank you Nikko yo make my days better I just lost my dog. Keep it up.

[@gabby15107]

"Duel use civilian craft" ...wait, there's a word for that..

[@BradGamingOfficial]

Dude my Alexa was right beside me when you said “Alexa call 911” I said NO CANCEL CANCEL

[@joshlahola2076]

The missile knows where it is at all times

[@antfrm910]

That guy in the tank definitely got whiplash

[@DemonicSlayer1746]

Nico I'm telling you this one straight that is one bad tank driver that probably said I'm drunk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💣💣💣💣💥💣💥💣💥💣🤣😂

[@EGONuisance]

Bro almost made my Alexa call 911😮‍💨🤦🏾‍♂️

[@hithere9667]

Im at 1833 amphibious combat vehicle operator, the AAVs got discontinued some years ago and now we have acvs and they have wheels rather than tracks.

[@chancesorrelle-lm8dk]

i love your videos man. as a new enlist i appreciate the posts

[@eduarddvorecky3731]

2:16 we have those wire poles over here, and they're made from 15-20mm steel. Sometimes when cars hit them, they wrap around it like wet paper.

[@ModernCowboy78]

Your editor is the best.

[@ModernCowboy78]

I heard Nikko Ortiz called to the southwest gate last Friday at the Albuquerque airport. Was that you??

[@uraanuusss]

WAKE UP NIKKO POSTED!! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@carbinearmin]

😂😂😂 you bloody legend!

[@CurriedBat]

Back to back champs! Let's go! Winner gets all.

[@AbelJones-rd9kd]

Bro, the pillet said yeeeeet

[@ginger_nosoul]

Il never be dumb enough to sign that paper 😂

[@Hexgameing]

If the missile is coming let the Patriot missile system handle it

[@taydertot212]

Niko i love your content and i would enjoy it more if i could have longer videos doesnt have to be 30 minutes but i feel like you on a roll with 1 subject only gets funnier like a fine wine you are 😘😘

[@Endymion.]

Can you imagine our va looking at the gunner in the tank… mmmm not service connected! Lol

[@KorokHaze93]

That whole bus smell like poopoo to this day

[@mw3ken69]

10 icbm's inbound?!! Thumbs up!!

[@whoismitchconnor120]

Never leave family 😂😂😂😂

[@cybertime6429]

They left the one rail gun out at the test range it still there

[@albertrodriguez3461]

What other countries don't know is we have a Nikko to unleash on the world.

[@wascrowned]

This is the best KZbin channel to watch when high.

[@kimplpnoklahoma9660]

My son was at the training Army personnel has to do at NTC when they got high winds and their shit kept flying away and their tent was blown away. I told him at least he knew he could do that if he ever needed to. Then his friend used him as distraction during an exercise his friend said he knew they had time but the CO had already been asking where he was and thankfully my kid told him he was doing something important.

[@captainiona8632]

The rail gun would be a good fit for space force.

[@seanmurphy7183]

They tried to Tokyo drift a tank😂

[@henryrobinson671]

5 minutes 🔥 your videos are the best 👑

[@_Paxton]

Sensibly, grabbing my kit and heading to my parents house.

[@thatshinyumbreon2842]

Nikko asking about the nautical mile activated my alexa

[@cosmo-ze5hw]

love the vids keep up the good work nikko.

[@Mofire420]

JESUS CHRIST did not know jdams had that much punch JEEEEESUS

[@SethMarner]

The helicopter that hit the bus went into what the navy calls a vortex where it sucks you into a spiral and bring you down.

[@mariabaynes6718]

its so good when you see it as soon as he posts

[@Xarmyforlife]

Tragic timing is thinking truthfully too late 😂❤ 2:21

[@MountainManTom97]

Axe < tree Man with axe > tree Tree > tank Man with axe > tank 😮

[@burlyraccoon5029]

8:10 if they launched 10 icbm`s they would send 100 nukes to us in theory. if its reality thats another question.

[@classicalhollywood3254]

But U.S. has nukes everywhere Russia doesn’t. And russia needs all the generals to accept. U.S. just needs the president’s permission. And the U.S. can launch all at the same time.

[@IraBlack-oe6kr]

Woah that’s dope your advertising squad busters. Hey man keep it up

[@everythingwithnate]

Nice video. Love the military videos. Awesome reacting

[@Xtino1989X]

9:16 me shooting ropes 😂😂😂

[@victormendoza871]

Niko gonna turn into his navy character and he gonna catch that rocket With Well You know he be twerking

[@beaub2409]

OK you got me at WHERE IS SATAN 1 HAHAHAHA

[@ZOOMARMEDZAZ]

7:01 Minecraft tnt 🧨 😂😂😂😂😂