Military TikTok Fails... Part 11

[@nikkoortiz]

What was your reaction to your first Gun Fight?!

[@Sh3wantricky]

I’ve only been i a orby gun fight

[@Hi-how-are-you-today.]

3:12 Since Oct - 7 on the news is IDF that IDF this, I thought IDF stands for I-Israel D-defense F-force I was like ?? then I realized 😂

[@thomasbrown-cq2hh]

ITS PEW PEW TIME

[@Noxerknows]

Ooga booga

[@joshuaglaser8626]

During my first fire fight I had someone next to me actually shit them selfs

[@therealasian6999]

Being a civilian and seeing what the military does makes me understand why my military friends are the way they are 😂 love them

[@drd675]

Pissed myself, wanted my mom, didn't fire a shot, got yelled at

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Oh man 😅

[@noahligma8165]

atleast ur honest

[@midnightbluevt]

kek, sounds about right

[@kristinwojtowich8902]

Well damn, dude....at least you're transparent 😅

[@the_jones528]

I don't blame you; I don't have the balls to join, lowkey as fuck.

[@anothernewaccount1657]

"What issues do you have after the military?" - A SEVERE alcohol problem.

[@nikkoortizshorts]

For real 😅

[@the_jones528]

That's how it is!

[@Sean-f3q]

haha fr

[@Catholic17]

The turkey call was wild 💀

[@nikkoortizshorts]

That was something else 😅

[@CryptidGirlNextDoor]

Fr

[@oweyodemassager]

Time stamp?

[@PURPL119]

Like 1:45

[@PURPL119]

No 1:35

[@giljensen1132]

Deployed to Germany made me laugh as someone who "deployed" to Honduras Egypt and Korea. I feel his pain, in Honduras, our Sgt major was the barber

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Military fails never get old 😂😂😂

[@Anakin-Skywalker.]

Nikko?

[@galengoodyezr9899]

D D D

[@creedencecookson2516]

69th Comment like.

[@Thomas-Harrington1]

true

[@Landon_editsclips]

Drake video recreation when?

[@swampygaming2975]

Anytime I see something stupid on my college campus, I remember that, somewhere in the world, the military is doing something equally stupid. This brings a smile to my face. 🙂

[@rickpilhorn]

Was in an apache unit at Bragg and we did this every 6 months. THIS IS 100 ON THE AIRFORCE LOADMASTER! We broke them down but once it was time to get it on "his aircraft" it was his call and his guys on the wench.

[@Toad2012]

100% My buddy was a load master. Until that handoff happened, he wouldn't touch it.

[@medicbabe2ID]

That must've been a pretty husky wench. Or perhaps you mean winch? 😂

[@rickpilhorn]

@@medicbabe2ID It's a shame that spell checker doesn't flag on words that are spelled correctly but not correct. But you still know what I meant.

[@philtheninja7208]

7:31, the fact that this is a recovery vehicule and its broken down make it even more funny

[@johnusas2870]

Just remember for the airborne cat that kissed the roof then the ground. Your injuries aren't service related, love the VA😊

[@norton.mediapnw]

Well Navy Sailor here... Unlike the Devil Dogs we can have our hands in our pockets now!!!! Let's gooooo

[@blaine1258]

With the new navadmin you best believe 😂

[@ericasdf5250]

Hooyah hands in pockets

[@Lethal_Assassin]

The guy watching him do the turkey call at 1:51 was trying to hold back a laugh..

[@TributesCarlson-im4be]

Always a good day when Nikko posts 😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

ALWAYS

[@whatismyname0568]

0:36 I feel good, I knew that I would

[@shanesawhutchison9255]

I couldn’t come to grips with big unscheduled fireworks displays…messes me up a bit. Cheers. 🇨🇦

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Agreed 😅

[@peachesnmulder]

Doc, I got run over by a runaway Chinook. Dr: sorry, NSR.

[@msgoblue71]

10/10 Naruto run, Nikko! Thank you!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

RIGHT

[@davidwhite1824]

Back in the mid 80's when I was in Army basic training, we had a 44 yr old former Marine going through in my company. He came in as an E2 and made E3 before we got to AIT.

[@giljensen1132]

Loved the ma duece segment

[@funnydeath0149]

That turkey call had me running I was like where's my man's

[@jeadenhendren5702]

I love it when niko fills us up with his warm and juicy content ❤

[@already__taken]

😋

[@bullriderinwrangler1]

Hole up, wait a min.

[@kameronmyles2013]

4:07 shes smirkin, she KNOWS why he left her😂

[@piecewisefunctioneer]

I don't have issues I just no longer like fireworks, become more in touch with my emotions causing me to burst out crying at like 3am but when me and the lads go drinking we give the local pub owner a reason to be in business which is good as he has a family you know 😂

[@hughjass1976]

2:50 "home is where the hatch is" 😂😂

[@huntertrammell3310]

Friend showed me the “turkey call” a few days ago funniest thing ever

[@Walter11159]

5:50 thank you nikko it went everywhere Im joking😂

[@conorknott2683]

1:31 as a Conor i resent this statement

[@davidlacoste]

4:20 I think he just decided _she_ was not going to remain trustworthy.

[@drngk7320]

5:20 DID HE TRY TO CATCH THAT SHIT LMAO

[@stillstellar04]

Best day when Nikko uploads, thanks Nikko 👍

[@nikkoortizshorts]

For real though!

[@stillstellar04]

@@nikkoortizshorts bro that turkey call tho 💀

[@XxxXxx-q8i]

🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️👍 Thank you Nikko! You made my day !!! 😂😂😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Love this sm ❤

[@marquestaton9124]

I pissed my pants almost shit myself and puked my guts out from adrenaline dump after.

[@emiliocasillas-cy1ke]

“They know I’m a disabled veteran” meanwhile he’s throwing it back harder than ice spice

[@ashleytheraccoon]

2:56 I like the little note written on the side "Home is where the hatch is"

[@branzan18]

damn chairs is 1900+ got dayum

[@LastNameFirst_11]

My dad served in the military for 20 years he was a first sergeant and was 13Z. He got in ambush in Iraq his words were “ In Iraq. I was blown back by an IED and it was followed up by a complex attack.” So yeah😊

[@ZombaEdits]

Mortar dude saw the light

[@wyattterrell]

Pucker factor 💯

[@2averagenoobs108]

funny how no one is talking about 4:40, that's all you need to know lol

[@viktorminer7409]

My grandfather used to be a trucker in the 477th.

[@whatsmybrand]

Nikkoo.. How ya doin. *GTA 5 Davey reference*

[@KandiStomper]

I almost skipped the chair ad until nikko started throwing it back.. 😂

[@ISUEL-T_HAP]

As some one who has planes to go into the air force as a load master my heart dropped when the chernuck started rolling

[@ISUEL-T_HAP]

Chinook*

[@Thomas-Harrington1]

I loved it man love your videos

[@saskafrass1985]

Nikko in that voice, I don't sleep. I can actually see him at 3 am. Eyes wide open. NeeeeeneneneNeeeeeeee!!!😳

[@YuumiMa1n]

Oh yeah, blackwater is Academi now lmao same ol “shoot first ask questions later” shit show blackwater was.

[@BlueRidgeCommentary]

I keep rewatching from 11:10 and laughing harder each time 😂 He said, "Huh 😶"

[@Aflud30]

1:40 needs no words from me

[@GdGamerBoy12]

I’m so glad my friend recommended your channel

[@nikkoortizshorts]

For real!

[@Moth_Knight]

My favorite KZbinr uploaded! LETS FUCKING GOOO

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Get iiiiit

[@jonnywilson4408]

The marines gave me fucked up knees, 5 herniated discs in my spine, tinnitus, hearing loss and Severe PTSD

[@kgw100]

That m88 took that corner a bit hard. Ate that curb up

[@Matt92766]

9:34 fucking creased me, the dog like 👀 🤣

[@Hambone234]

Love that the navy has now authorized hands in pockets 😂😂😂

[@troy4me9]

0:05 bro said fire in a mickey mouse voice🤣

[@zacharybennett1663]

That load done fkd up. That chinook said see yuh!

[@Kasey-m8m]

The ones you don't end up having issues are because they already had those issues to begin with.

[@Thomas-Harrington1]

this is not okay but so so true

[@SpicyMilk_ttv]

Server anger issue, ptsd, sleep problems, night terrors, body is fucked up, woo infantry life broooooottttttthhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeerrrrr

[@benhayward7706]

I love the sponsorship for back issues videos, need this in my life

[@Farmerdubs101]

Glad to see case combines got their gps monitor sounds from the incoming warning lol

[@snakeeyes254]

Depression, bad everything, social anxiety, pain, anger issues and it made temporarily made me a devil worshipper.

[@NateAmado]

Your chair ad 😂

[@DanielRen-p2m]

part 11 is crazy

[@nikkoortizshorts]

It really is 😅

[@Queso007]

Hey niko, currently deployed while watching your video. That incoming alarm literally freaked out my entire tent. I hope you laugh at this.

[@pokemonmasterdevillan4999]

New episode ive been dieing for one

[@JwithaJay]

4:08 Nikko go full Monke

[@wabeasinger1019]

Nikko is the GOAT

[@RokonGaming]

I remember having to do a 9-line on an UXO on an exercise. Even THAT was dreadful as hell.

[@DOHKingZay]

I may not be in the military, but my first gunfight ever I was scared shitless I didn’t poop, but I had to very bad everything in my body felt heavy and it ached. I’m glad I’m alive.

[@Firstgenamerican21]

First gun fight was that exact same. “What? This is a real thing?” 😂😂.

[@Bear_the_shepherd]

Happy Friday, Nikko. Have a fun, safe weekend ❤

[@putthewrath9450]

I've never been in a gun fight but I would 100% be crying like a little baby

[@raydemel6315]

This is always so good, please keep making more

[@BumpyBaluga]

That Turkey Marine has been NJP'd at least 2x 😂😂😂

[@huntingwithZoeyandDavid]

Why you doin my home like that

[@MsBritanie73]

I did a polar jump in a swimsuit with my 7 year old nephew. THAT was a cold plunge.

[@corapudill8297]

Nikko makes the best videos❤❤❤

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Fact

[@messenjah9106]

To this day I don't put my hands in my pockets lol

[@michaelbreckshot6589]

4:25 wow, Air Force enlisted are having it rough, too?

[@Not_alike_59]

Funny thing is I am a boilermaker and you get drilled as an apprentice if you have your hands in your pockets. It’s some old school stuff. When we had nothing to do (meaning workshop is completely spotless) we would get told to get your measuring tape out and just walk around and measure stuff. Then when you are no longer an apprentice you go ape 💩 if you see some spotty 17 year old with his hands in his pockets.

[@nomamez697]

nikko makes my day way better

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Always!

[@samuelsanchezlarios4912]

I love how Nikko and I had the same reaction to the first clip

[@thatboycodyt3338]

With the 88 that was at riley 😂. I drove right past it

[@BillWilson-y7o]

lol I was thinking about joining the military up until the point he was like arthritis being poor alcohol poisoning I’m like hell no

[@c3po4587]

POV u clicked so fast your Wi-Fi starts dying

[@nikkoortizshorts]

That’s a powerful click 😂

[@everettwalters5770]

My day just got better

[@nikkoortizshorts]

It really did for me too

[@pandoraaaraseth1040]

Nikko, I was raised by a Marine, Navy on the other side... If you're ever in Much we gotta get a beer. Legit.

[@Schmidty8806]

When I was in boot camp(2007) there was a guy that was 33yrs old in my division. We called him Grandpa.

[@oathkeeper2310]

Bro, when I got out I was WAY more aggressive than my peers in everyday conversation and honestly still struggle to relate to my civilian homies

[@tornado_man_4078]

Lesss go! Love the fails nikko!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Fails are the best 😂

[@pretzelhugs3751]

CREAM TEAM COMING IN HOOOOOOT

[@curtainrod657]

Always good when you get home to a nikko upload on friday

[@Biscuittanki]

Its was a intense war i was getting shot at in all directions sadly my brother won that nerf fight

[@thesandtiger]

nikko thanks for all the laughs dig your cannel

[@neveraim7777]

"only sometimes" has me absolutely dead.

[@roguespearsf]

I was Infantry but the moment i saw that Shithook going out, yep someone is getting UCMJ charges

[@DooM_GuY_DaD]

What kinda issues?.... Yes

[@Cmbtvtrn05]

Yes

[@luckramer1687]

So I was basically like in shock the first time

[@bst.1502]

Not nikko twerking on that chair and then talking about sleep and I'm like......kinda want that chair now 😂❤🎉