Veterans React To Funny Military TikTok Fails with Narrator Part 3

[@po5124]

On May 30, 1999, Congress designated National Military Appreciation Month as a month-long observance, so may 1-31 is military appreciation month but no one really knows, kinda how we're officially on the metric system for trade and Commerce but no one knows

[@sladeb6036]

But what size are the ratchets?

[@evanheick1740]

On September 11 2001

[@joshuabittle1533]

Every mechanic know about the the metric system trade we been btching for years

[@brosbro2725]

That's also the year that Jschlatt did those unspeakable things

[@avery9689]

They’d have known that already if they actually cared. But no, it’s easier to complain about pride month than it is to give servicemembers the appreciation they deserve.

[@SweatShirtSkull]

1:28 I love how the guy is talking to it like a pet or a child about to do something bad. “Noo, bad CRAM. Stop it, no gunning down civilian airliners without permission”

[@JackCabbit20]

The system was fighting intrusive thoughts XD

[@pdm881]

That CRAM was like "In God I trust, all others I track."

[@darkySp]

@@JackCabbit20 "I am completely and mentally stable. Oh hey! Look, a civilian airliner!"

[@JackCabbit20]

@@darkySp exactly the meme I was thinking XD

[@Ticklethapicklealil]

“Without permission” is nasty work 😂

[@mathrick9442]

My dad was in Nam, he watched his best friends head explode from sniper fire, he is the most stoic man ive have ever known til this day, shit like that would make me cry in a ball

[@jakeH_1120]

Sorry to hear that

[@jakeH_1120]

Sorry to hear that

[@AceSpadeEdits]

Damn.

[@nikkimcdonald8781]

That’s so sad

[@shawnna1398]

My dad was a supply loader in nam he got that job because he ran a warehouse before nam and Damm the story’s he has about see napalm in the distance Jesus

[@owenemerson3359]

November was first declared as Military Family Month in 1996. Since then, November has been a time to acknowledge the tremendous sacrifices our military families make. gotta make sure yall are cared for for the service yall provide! love you guys

[@shadowchaos1991]

9:03 That was my NCO from 7 years ago! Greatest MCMAP instructor I ever had. Overall stellar Marine and great leader and great at his job plus a PT Stud to boot. The Marine Corp got lucky with him!

[@Captian_shork]

the C-ram system was about to shoot a civilan plane 1:34

[@BjornforBattle]

There's a saying i once heard that stuck with me "we the unwilling, lead by the unqualified, to defeat the unnecessary, for the ungrateful"

[@kristinwojtowich8902]

Oooooooohh I like that 👌

[@lindaherrick1147]

Thank you Nikko and Narrator for making the collab happen! The mission briefing at the end was the best 😂

[@TheIroncladResearcher]

You guys served my country, I love you both, and I 100% support the vets.

[@beratedbandit5196]

Same bro, sometimes I feel like vets don't get enough recognition

[@averagemobileplayergfs7383]

@@beratedbandit5196facts.

[@danielpenwy4104]

Narrator is barely a vet 💀 but I agree

[@OfficerCrimson]

@@danielpenwy4104Narrator served and was not dishonorably discharged, that makes him a vet.

[@amberharmsen2497]

im transfem and i do not condone those fucking idiots behind the barricades our vets deserve better and more my dad served navy during the gulf

[@Joel-pi2tt]

When he asks for non later, and you pull out the rock all blinged out and painted with a happy face. Then say “see sergeant I love bob!”, then the sergeant takes bob and throws him in the river.

[@YOUDONTKNOWME510]

'12 years later..' definitely hit me hard. Here I am 9 years deep missing my people, yeah, I'm running my own section. But just wish it was with the OG's.

[@dustiestspade339]

On the old veterans my dads side grandpa was in the desert storm operation, and on my mom's side he came back completely changed from abusive physically and mentally to a loving man (a full on 180°). I remember him mainly saying ew awe

[@SonyPspRulz]

That old Veteran deserves all the respect. He has definitely seen some shit, considering he was awarded 3 CIB's.

[@icecoldpolitics8890]

I dunno I don’t a guy who threatens to shoot protestors because they have a different opinion deserves respect. I think he deserves some better healthcare so he can get the mental help he clearly needs.

[@LilTism447]

@@icecoldpolitics8890you mean the mental health that the lbgtq fuckin alphabet needs to

[@TrenchCoatDingo]

@@icecoldpolitics8890 those protesters are spitting on the dead men that bleed for their right to speak. maybe if they bleed as well they may learn empathy for the soldiers that died....wouldnt hold my breath though .

[@aira6574]

​@@icecoldpolitics8890there's not enough distance on Earth to walk on in his shoes for ya.

[@evanf.4801]

@@icecoldpolitics8890 no more political solutions.

[@PurpleShadowRizzard]

1:30 bro the way the mf turret just looked away in shame he realized his mistake and apologized profusely afterwards

[@tyrellgarnes9510]

It’s hilarious to hear Nikko say CAC card.. always get yelled at for saying this cuz the literal name is Common Access Card. So saying CAC card is like saying Common Access Card Card😂

[@aidreinhorn1534]

angry R2D2 bouta commit a war crime.

[@robotcol3458]

VRRRTTT

[@Shockwave1585]

No, bad R2, bad. Stop it.

[@msgoblue71]

Let's go! Another collab with Nikko and Narrator! Absolutely love it! Thank you both for making our days better! Congrats, Narrator, on your engagement!💙

[@Semperf11]

Right 🖍️

[@maryjane4432]

I want him n donut to do a video together

[@i_agree_with_this_comment]

I literally went to the comment section to say he sounded like narrator, I DIDNT KNOW

[@aidenhowe4815]

He got ENGAGED?!. I bet the other guys were hyping him up after that.

[@Richardsguitarandvocals]

Am I the only kid that's not f****** around because I'm a kid f****** dumb a***** b***,,%*n&&"%^""

[@molouder9061]

10:51 "Those 249s have BFAs on them" "You never propose in the field" broke me lol

[@doomnaybor]

"YOU NEVER PROPOSE IN THE FIELD!" 🤬

[@icewolf1986]

I did 8 years in the USMC and 6 years in the USAR it does hit the feels when you see everyone that is out or the ones that are this in.

[@EchoTeam15]

The North Korea one got me dying for 5 minutes straight 😂😂

[@spenserdaignault]

What movie is that?

[@wessleyroberson2653]

Vietnam vets get the most hell with the VA, with the citizens, and health problems, and so much more

[@ghostywarrior]

11:18 I immediately got two unskipable ads 💀

[@Farttard]

Same 🤣

[@medicbabe2ID]

That's scrootoob, not Nikko

[@Benicio-hb3fj]

same here

[@warrenhester1015]

Bro fr

[@dylanmazzoli3810]

Hey narrator and Ortiz I’m 3 weeks from graduating basic training at fort Jackson and I just wanna say that you guys are mainly the ones who motivated me to join the army cause the journeys you both took and the stories you told on your podcasts.

[@DerpTheatre69]

Ah, Relaxin' Jackson. I did basic and AIT there

[@gamingwolf6735]

Wait i thought you did not get phones in Basic Training did they change it?

[@dylanmazzoli3810]

@@gamingwolf6735 at fort Jackson they gave us our phones every Sunday so that we could handle any personal business such as paying taxes

[@kiaramunoo]

I hope you marched out Private

[@XM8A1]

​@@gamingwolf6735I've heard they did yeah. I was in basic in 2018, only got my phone once halfway through my second cycle (to let my people know that I was gonna be late on family day), and on family/graduation day. That's it. I was late on family day (day before graduation day) cuz I had to take 1 last PT test, it was my last chance to pass (I did).

[@Brick8651]

That poor Veteran has lost so much friends and people and possibly loved ones the people they fought for just being disrespected in the modern world

[@MrDoggoCraft]

Yea All community's have bad people But remember that we are not all like that And remember alan turing

[@eugeneflores6153]

@@MrDoggoCraft yeah not all, but most

[@MrDoggoCraft]

@@eugeneflores6153 source?

[@MrDoggoCraft]

@@eugeneflores6153 I guess the veteran community is mostly bad Not my words Yours

[@eugeneflores6153]

@@MrDoggoCraft Now give me your source because the video they watch are my source

[@mctigger1]

The CRAM did exactly what it is supposed to do. It tracked the incoming a/c, figured out what is was & that it was not a threat to the boat; and shut down. Perfect execution CRAM, great job buddy!!

[@TheReallJJ815]

New this gunnery sergeant I think we called him Gunny. Man always said, "I fought for their right to hate me and all that I do for them, and that's ok that's why I fight." Solid dude.

[@philmcglen6194]

Would love to see you and narrator do the honest podcast together! That would be awesome! You both have so much common sense. The world needs that sh!t badly! Lol

[@elizabethmalin4951]

I was just thinking the same! I watch both boys channels and seeing them together in the podcast would be amazing

[@flower4melissa]

I love watching military TikToks. Love the collaboration with Narrator!

[@msgoblue71]

Facts, Melissa! Have a good a one❤

[@flower4melissa]

@@msgoblue71 you too, girl!

[@chaseblanchard9788]

Thank you for your service There is a special place in my heart for veterans like you Nikko Ortiz

[@adiabeticjedi3278]

Not entitled, but deserved none-the-less. Also yo that is Narrator? Like "Youre not a robot, youre a failure." Narrator? Oh snap I didnt know he was a vet.

[@rogerelzenga4465]

Jesus! that old vet did not hold back his thoughts ^^

[@ForchinBrewer]

One time I forgot my CAC in the platoon office for 24 hours, and my Nco found it. The next day he told me I had to write a 24 page essay, or recite my DoD number from memory. The look on all the Ncos faces when I recited it with question.😂

[@Dannyedelman4231]

1:37 thank god for manual override buttons

[@raerae15300]

100% support Narrator being on Brutally Honest👏🏼

[@petrik6714]

C-Ram: Oops I did a little oopsy daisy The whole ship crew: man, we ded💀

[@blueangelg.m.b.8778]

4:14 that man is a WWII vet he's wearing the World War Two Victory Medal and he's 3 times decorated

[@bankballgreen]

"oh look a civillian airliner"

[@notwofie]

Most stable air defense system

[@Ranger.TomGunna]

I remember I got strep throat when I was at Benning in 2006 and they told me I can just redo OSUT but I said HELL NO and completed the 30 mile ruck march to Honor Hill with a fever and strep throat... It was the most Hoo-ah thing I ever did in my 7 years in the Army lmao

[@Iwasthemilkman]

Don't lie Nikko, we all know that all veterans live together on a big farm; with all the booze they can drink and all the crayons and glue they can eat

[@yourregulartexan1113]

don't forget the hookers

[@tytoalbasoren9457]

A marine would heavily agree on that crayon part

[@stevendaniels5447]

Where is this magical, p,ace I need to know

[@aengle87]

8:24 yes, there is an Actual Military Appreciation Month, it's in May. It's just been completely overshadowed by Pride Month, very few people actually know about it, I celebrate it with my Vietnam vet Marine father-in-law, we drink beers together, I have a few buds, and we just chill and watch the sunset while my kid chases my poor dog around

[@desciplesofwar1344]

Nikko had perfect timing with this 11:18 an ad had appeared for me at this moment 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bravo1187]

Air Force: HUA It stands for Heard, Understood, Acknowledged. 😊 7:53

[@Scottagious]

Bro I love the colabs with Narrator, y'all are the best duo on the internet. Keep up the great content brother, you never let us down!!!

[@Your_internet_troller]

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[@KermitTheDogLover]

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[@CbasEagleGaming]

I really love these videos, after i got home from the military, it's been hard getting used to the civilian life and these help me forget how hard things are for a good fifteen minutes or so. Yall are amazing with these videos!

[@kristinwojtowich8902]

Glad you're home and hope you're doing well! I can't relate to what you might be dealing with but if you ever need to talk (even to a stranger) hmu. ❤❤❤

[@DragonX821]

That CRAM be like: "Oh hey look a civilian airliner!"

[@stevenmathis7942]

The c-ram is unmanned and it uses very high powered to lock on to anything it poses a threat and it locks on to the airliner but then with its technology it finds out that it does not pose a threat

[@mysticwryter7877]

Why was this so on point? "The 5 thing" part where he said "don't go out and get a charger with 13,000% interest" .......I felt that in whatever soul I have left. This is 1000% true and these kids will do it. It's inevitable.

[@Happybara_official]

10:14 the enemy sniper:my time to shine

[@yeraltorre2757]

15:15 that’s us in the field artillery training 💀 , I miss those guys so much

[@homelandenvironmentalriskc2787]

As a HOI4 Veteran (Completely Joking here BTW) I give you guys, and all Military Veterans, Combat or NOT. All my Respect. everytime I encounter a veteran, i thank them for their service. I'd personally love to serve the country, but i am far too weak mentally and physically to even do it. I'd wash out, and I'd not want to be the failure. Yet, i know I'd be the biggest failure in the Military.

[@notlark650]

Hey man I'm a failure too but I'm gonna try anyway, give it a shot

[@zs3542]

My Dad just passed away and he was Air Force n a Vietnam Veteran; it’s sad veterans are treated so badly😢 when we owe them so much.

[@noob_motors7235]

2:00 but that’s a CIWS not a C-RAM. I think its the same but the CIWS is on a boat and C-RAM is on land👍

[@Necracudda]

5:48 I’m glad I’m not the only idiot that says “CAC Card” when your only suppose to say “CAC”.

[@toomasu77]

11:57 This hits home I’ve been trying to join for years and finally got my last rejection for the military. I have medical history but everything was fine except my hearing which was what failed me. Got an ENT consult that was perfectly fine but they denied my waiver. In decent enough shape can do the whole entrance exam but can’t get a waiver. 91 asvab score

[@specsamhain_909]

I'm a cadet at JROTC! Men like you are what I wanna be as an adult!!!

[@Tudor_Rosie1485]

We’ve been spoiled this weekend! Nikko and Eli yesterday. Nikko and Narrator today. Two amazing videos. We’re so lucky! 😄👍

[@Fredrickfuzzbull]

☹️

[@randomtrainboy]

That karen from 2:42 problably retired from fighting the manager 😂😂😂

[@redmadness265]

12:57 *smack* "E-"

[@Spanglycorn]

E👍

[@datoki7589]

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[@danielhenry5079]

🗣E🔥

[@VurThePerson]

November is Veterans Appreciation Month and May is Military Appreciation Month

[@Loger_yt]

13:11 my dad drove 16 hours just to see me on my birthday 😀

[@Sassy3825]

Love it. Congratulations Narrator on your engagement!

[@TuxVr.]

the air force goes "CACAW! oh and we're gay."

[@SamlSchulze1104]

R2D2, STAND DOWN!

[@Suzuki_Hiakura]

2:00 that was a bug in the programming which had it tracking the plane... would've required human input to fire it though, so it was safe.

[@SageWinner98937]

the scary thing abt c-rams is that the clip he showed every 5th round was a tracer

[@KardioIzletmetovic]

2:15 hearing that sexy narrators voice that he tends to use in joshdub's videos is so satisfiyning

[@chrisdemario2636]

Niko, as an Air Force vet, basically only Security Forces says "HUA" it stands for heard understood and acknowledged

[@KermitTheDogLover]

That airliner might be the one i was on not so long ago because i saw a fcking ship seemed like a cruiser or destroyer. (Forgot to put in the time stamp 1:29

[@Callsignrascal]

YEAH NARRATOR MENTIONED THE A-10 BABY WOOOOO

[@manwithnoname1120]

Just watched a joshdubs video before this and I thought I recognized that voice. Funny enough Narrator was talking about sleeping in the penguin position lol.

[@wellsterminator1249]

That C RAM took a little bit drunk from the night before gallee just no hesitation to point at a civilian airliner computer let the intrusive thoughts win on that one Also love the content Nikko been the laugh in good and bad times

[@Memento_Mori711]

I KNEW HE WAS GONNA PLAY THAT 1:08 Exactly what I was thinking

[@chaconski667]

haha I love when you both collab. Too funny! It's so true with the military lol. 😂 I'm a Navy veteran as well.

[@orthusgames9888]

"Editor please show us what a CRAM does to things in the air" I'm pretty sure it grounds them very quickly and very explosively

[@jennamurdock8716]

5:47 Nikko rlly out here sayin "CAC-Card" like that doesn't mean "Common Access Card-Card" 🤣🤣☠️☠️

[@gemstonethehybrid]

10:38 I love how the commanders just like ok

[@JorgeMartinez-jg9le]

Full respect for these two fellow vets, always posting the best content 💯

[@CooperClabaugh-ub6eh]

I agree with Nikko. Though I am not in the military you can’t disrespect old veterans nor can you compare your struggles with theirs, because they had to deal with so much and they lost so much

[@champboy439]

As a former USMC 0351 and now cyber in the air guard, I laughed as soon as you said CAC card. It's just CAC (Common Access Card). So all you really said was that translated in my head "Common access card card"

[@ww2corsair]

Love the video! Clarification on the CIWS (onboard ships) CRAM (the land based counterpart) That CIWS was doing a cutout zone calibration. it was measuring its cut outs to avoid shooting antennas on the ship or the railing etc. The airplane flying over is just a coincidence.

[@Dave-in-MD]

Thank you. Was looking to see if someone had already pointed this out.

[@metameta2736]

3:47 I respect that old man 😂

[@Jack_Savage4]

11:23 the fact I got an ad right there… smh

[@sssssssssssssssss5231]

3:37 don’t disrespect a vet they will chew you up and spit you out and make you look like a fool for what you sed they fought for your freedom and rights show some respect

[@Coach_Shiner]

But at the same time they are not entitled to that respect. If they're an ass, but also a veteran. They're still an ass

[@Pawel274]

this video is super edited and cut. In the original video, the veteran threatens protesters because they are protesting against Trump.

[@Davi-bv7oy]

Narrator: i didnt know you can skip ads? KZbin: gives me an ad right then

[@ivan_p2004]

3:27 Realest thing to hear ever

[@Epic_ninja420]

TikTok definitely ruined the military

[@xdtrevorbothur1256outdoors]

1:52 this is a cwis and it was about to comit a warcrime they better not run skynet becasue r2d2 is feeling homicidal.

[@thetitanoftimekronos]

1:44 BAD R2

[@TMD994]

@aidanmcgurl233 Let's be honest, R2 seems like the type who's down for some war crimes

[@KeithChahoc-nl7qv]

POV your in the C-RAM: “Do it you know you want to just do it. The voice’s are winning do it lock it, lock it, lock it….. fuck never mind I ain’t getting Discharged “.

[@tytoalbasoren9457]

Me when Nikko calls a CIWS a C-RAM: "My disappointed is immeasurable and my day is ruined."

[@carcrashlounge]

Every time I watch Nikko's videos I always feel better, no matter what. Keep it up Nikko!

[@theaviationphotographer61]

facts

[@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl]

Thanks brother brother for the laugh and video Nikko you da bestest and never fail to make the day better keep sending it 🤣❤️🤘 ps congratulations narrator

[@msgoblue71]

Have a good one My fav sniper 💙 nikko is the bestest ❤️

[@turtl3playz303]

3:19 I’m fully behind the old vet give him a gun

[@Jack-v8t5x]

Yessir

[@YaranDeni-nx8kw]

Narrator be a scary monster 💀

[@JoeyAlfonso-q8u]

All veterans have my respect

[@Metapython1]

3:25 If it was not for people like him, we would be saying nein.

[@seansmall4671]

at 1:50 that is our 9/11 part 2 prevention code

[@lillianthereault4178]

7:43 differs between squadrons but HUAAAAAAAAAAA

[@jayenterprise1701e]

I used to work with the NMCI IT desk and had some lady get her CAC stuck inside the laptop casing, she had to wait for the local base ops people to come out and open the case to get it. Poor girl was practically in tears she was so scared.

[@thatemployeeguy4739]

Can we point out the fact that he called the CWIZ the CRAM🤣

[@ni.ck4607]

These collaborations are sweet keepem coming!