Military TikToks Gone Wrong... Part 4

[@Rider-tb8ww]

“That’s some Fort Hood shit” As someone literally born on that base, the accuracy is almost sad💀

[@matthewanderson9461]

I'm pretty sure it was Idk how often tanks catch on fire but i was on fort hood for one and this spot looks awfully familiar 🤔

[@Idkusername-mp3yx]

I was in Fort Hood and i can confirm that tank burning is def Fort Hood stuff.

[@legendaryfishing4362]

Same

[@bigboylord]

i live in copperas cove right next to fort hood lmao it sucks

[@djdert]

Nikko: "We can eat anything our dirty guts are so strong" Also Nikko: has MRE eating series where he barely tongue touches anything, before complaining and throwing it away.

[@Rider-tb8ww]

I love how he makes a Fort Hood joke just to not know the bases new name not 5 minutes later. Thats proof it’ll always be “Fort Hood”. It’s the hood for a reason.😂

[@bigboylord]

i hate that they changed the name it just dosent feel rigt because i live in the town right next to fort hood in copperas cove texas it sucks ass

[@matthewanderson9461]

I've been here since 98 I was 6 when we got here it will always be Fort Hood lol

[@TheLovelorn192]

5:36 “he’s an asthmatic and he’s on antidepressants!” “No he just needs to work out more and he will be happy”

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Love it 😂

[@CarsonHocevar_Jr]

Nikko is the best🗿👌

[@aishaumer7906]

Fr

[@TellyYT.]

fr

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Yesss

[@ugs192]

He is king

[@WiltingGardenOfHeathen]

Fr

[@BenWren28]

3:48 the way he says “house keeping!” Gets me😂

[@TheSleepSteward]

Congrats on 2 million man. We love you! You deserve it. Thank you for doing what you do and for making our days so much brighter. ❤ Hope you're doing alright. Send it.

[@Hlywdt]

It’s dope seeing my clip in this! 😂 3:18

[@ErikBoyles]

I was shivering to hard to cry in the field ...my tears couldn't find my eyes

[@roguescape]

Nikko is a better recruiter than any that I have seen I mean he makes me want to join the army for some reason..If I did not have a job that I love and some other things I think I would consider joining more seriously but I am not sure because my father has been in the Marines since 98 and he makes it sound super fun yet awful. He said 90% is hurry up and wait. Update: I enlisted and I go to MEPS next week

[@Hansgerman]

Bro don’t drop the soap

[@lindaherrick1147]

I’m sure I’m late to the party, but congratulations on reaching 2M!! That’s incredible and well deserved 🍾🎉 These military TikTok fails never get old! It’s even better when you predict what’s gonna happen 😂

[@Jensen1b7]

Congratulations NIKKO!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

We did it!

[@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl]

Love the military fails!!!!! Thanks brother brother for making the day better and for the great video!!!! Thanks for coming in clutch on a Sunday!!!! Congrats on 2 mil!!!

[@amandadelrio7113]

Oh snap he only got 2 mill? What a dork yo ....not even 3 mill, 😆🏈😜 love you sis 🩷🩶

[@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl]

​@@amandadelrio7113 yuppp 😂 love you to hun ❤️

[@am_a_beluga_boi]

4:08 an other youtuber with his own g-wagon (whistlin diesel) also mocked her, by abusing the g-wagon, and in a later video he launches it down a hill and destroys it

[@nunyabidness1841]

When I was in Marine Boot Camp in San Diego, we had a DI that would come to the barracks drunk and give us hell. One night I was on fire watch with another recruit and the DI showed up playing music loudly in his truck. The other fire watch started freaking out. His mom was in the truck making out with the DI. By the time boot camp was over, the DI was his stepdad.

[@KnawedOne]

😳

[@weasegaming4667]

I’m so glad I found your channels couple weeks ago, every video has me laughing constantly

[@TheMooper27]

First day on base: "Is that tank supposed to be on fire?"

[@Tyronify_Yt]

“House keeping” 💀😂

[@Blongo-p9p]

4:40 Navy took over for a second

[@alisondorse7137]

I could definitely see the tank being fire happening at Fort Hood but also Fort Polk…I saw some questionable things happen when I was stationed there!!! LMAO!!!

[@Briareos-yf9kl]

Nikko is like Rob from Ridiculousness to the military. The commentary is just so hysterically relatable😂😂😂😂

[@stephanieturner6912]

That guy imitating the car commercial was great though.

[@Butterworthdasyrup]

Thanks!

[@connorberends7194]

You are an amazing KZbinr

[@williecardenas2744]

Hey! He’s taken! 👰🏻‍♂️

[@your_silent.]

​@@williecardenas2744💀

[@MountainManTom97]

💀💀💀 “just sit and watch Tom” I thought he was talking to me cuz he said my name lol

[@jediknight1294]

Ah first Cav, the horse they never rode, the bridge they never crossed and the yellow speaks for itself.

[@xboxhack585]

So at 9:24 that’s me 😂😂 ds gains was something else so was I

[@PringlesChan]

Nico: ''this is how much we don't care about your names'' Also Nico: *gets mad at the name changes*

[@pinakeshnegi771]

hight is a real factor in joining Indian army thats the reason why my father did not get in the paramilitary

[@meredithmarsh854]

you know its a good day when nikko posts 😀

[@wyldhowl2821]

Had to search for it, but saw the original Bentley girl video (same model). Best comment was: "I've never seen someone sexually harass a car before".

[@travisphipps8480]

Ft. Hood is something else heard somewhere there was petition to have deployment or combat stripes for being stationed here

[@bickie603]

You so wrong but you are so absolutely correct. I cannot stop laughing. You’re the best man.

[@hyladias-b2604]

Love you videos so much they make me laugh no matter the mood I'm in😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Yesss same here! Which fail made you laugh the most?

[@Fishing_with_Buckie]

Congrats on 2 million bro

[@Bentleysteerman]

NIKKO IS THE GOAT 🐐

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Facts

[@box_malaysian]

1:15 that oh was perfect

[@IGloBlue]

"Can eat whatever we want" Cries while eating applesauce from MREs

[@operatormike2600]

I love how nikko put a arrow towards the tank and a text saying tank as if we cant see it 😂

[@hewbambam]

Smashes the door in " house keeping " legendary hahaha

[@marqmorningstar]

6:15 first time I heard a whirlpool being called a water tornado. I like it. New name for it I'll use from now on.

[@Vojacek36]

The LMTV asmr was the best the dude sounded like a CoD announcer from black ops

[@Civil_Slime]

U GOT 2MILLION Great job well deserved❤

[@Joannes808]

5:57 An electric strawberry stuck out in the snow? He's definitely having regrets at that moment. 🤣

[@ghost.sparten]

Congrats on 2 million🎉🎉🎉

[@GetBetterGolf]

Dont lie, the sweep and clear was mad funny!

[@dolphfranco]

They change the name but trust me it’s still for hood for me as well 😂😂😂😂

[@feelinspiffy696]

That LMTV guy has like 3 different versions

[@Butterworthdasyrup]

He def does

[@mr_g6360]

we used to do our classes in a tent in the bush, so when people fell asleep ( normally after lunch ), the Staff Sargent used to get us to quietly leave the tent and throw a flashbang in to wake the troop up .... never got old

[@Snugssssssss]

I love nikko, keep it up man:)

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Always!!

[@Snugssssssss]

@@nikkoortizshortsGood job on 2 mil

[@JxRocs]

My new favorite channel lol

[@zachfutv9986]

I got second in my whole college in pullups when the marines came to visit and they wouldn't leave me alone.

[@Kaiberus]

honestly wished these were longer, i know this is probably the best way but, goddamn 10 minutes feels like 3 minutes when im watching these

[@BillyBob-oq5ln]

Nikki, I think you should know that I kid you not, I watch your videos while I sit here and crochet 💪

[@WhereDaBeansAt]

Just a quick correction at 0:41 that's an Abrams and it actually costs approximately 10 million

[@DavidSantos-ix1hu]

Ay yo that fort hood comment had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@endeavor2859]

He looks like the virgin walk meme 7:50

[@TheSonshade]

You were angry about Ft Hood... BRO ON A PARKING LOT IN A THUNDERSTORM WITH A CLAYMORE.

[@thebikeguy1414]

You make my day niko keep it up

[@CyBrook]

I love Nikko💪🏽🥶

[@bunyan4.20]

I see what you did there Nikko it is not full gay just enough to get by LMFAO 🤣

[@TrainerJoshB]

Fall asleep in class, you meet the comfy couch.

[@tank5183]

That mofo new meaning to oooh burrrnn XD Defs operator malfunction

[@bozoturner4417]

congrats on 2 mil!!!!

[@Petagiffin]

Congratulations on 2 million subscribers nikko

[@Nathan15038]

2:08 seriously that’s what I’m saying like I’ve seen these at my school before and like the people that would do it and stuff they would have to sign a paper and like I told this to my friends at least, that those are people basically signing their information on that clipboard, so the military could contact them if they do good and recruit them because those are recruiters 😂

[@Morbid_Freyja27]

"Shove it in there." That's what she said 😂

[@danielwooldridge1755]

Congrats on 2 mill brother 🎉

[@MajProblem09]

Nikko you NEED to play BATTLEBIT!!!!

[@Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl]

Look at his gaming channel he's played it lots

[@terischannel]

Is that how you get a longer safety briefing Private? Yes it is Sergeant.... yes it is 😂

[@abe6106]

Lol that tank belonged to my unit. Still in service

[@Jensen1b7]

Congratulations NIKKO 2M!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Hell yeah!

[@Cummins24v5.9]

Bro I got here when it was posted 28 seconds ago lmao keep up the work brother

[@nikkoortizshorts]

You faaaasttt

[@patriotcanuck6485]

Fort Hood has had so much controversy for like EVER, they had to change the name hoping people will forget.

[@meredithmarsh854]

bro the first tik tok with the marines had me rolling🤣

[@ShayyButter]

conrgats on 2M nikko!!

[@Hacein_YT]

Happy 2 MILLION,🎉 You deserve it

[@liamnguyen4380]

I love this series along with the Gun fails and Airsoft Fails.

[@lukaglisic8545]

3:38 just what if tank go💥

[@SkyHighaviation13]

Good to know where my tax dollars are going

[@calebwindow1174]

BRO I WAS IN THAT UNIT! the one where with "when you realize joining the aemy was a mistake"

[@Keirfey]

I grew up watching all the planes from Ellsworth, near Skelly's. (Crow's) It's a Flying J, now. The ammo depot went up.

[@HypnoticChronic1]

Ya know that burning tank does seem like some straight Hood shit.

[@xnorabellex]

The Branches do ASMR would be hilarious😆😁

[@IPurel]

Congrats on 2 Million you've came... a long way

[@funveeable]

I learned how to cry on command from bootcamp.

[@SoulReclaimer555]

Loooool bro that tank on fire was actually my company. Yeah it was at Hood. That day was whack as hell

[@athenarodriguez8962]

NIKKO I LOVE YOUR VIDS

[@tgtlw]

yo that tank ate taco bell

[@Drowko]

Bentley vs leichter panzerspähwagen is much much better than the asmr that you picked. lol

[@isacgonzalez1]

Congratulations on 2 mill🎉

[@JustJaneDough]

That one on obstacle course looked like Uncle copper

[@Steff-W]

Thank you Nikko ❤

[@TheBuffoonIsMe]

I fucken love military tiktok fails.

[@matthewanderson9461]

Definitely some fort hood shit i was workin on post when a tank caught fire and this looks like the road lol Edit: I found an article from Google with the exact angle from the video this is exactly the fire I was remembering hahah he called it

[@Number1wiscinsinite1344]

Waiiiittttt Jody is the recruiter it’s confirmed nikko Ortiz confirmed it 🤯😱

[@AllStarrKo]

Nikko been killing it!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

For real!

[@SpcChavezEJ]

Yoakum-DeFrenn Army Heliport, this one will give you a chuckle.

[@TheLiquidGas]

Blessed my morning thank you Nikko

[@Teamwoodsege]

bro the second you said they are gonna do some gay sh!t i see a gay quiz on my screen LOL.

[@cjomoe]

thats 1st sgt campbell he was my squad leader back at fort stewart 😂😂