Metal Band Logos Make NO Sense!

[@NikNocturnal]

*No*

[@Jens_Roadster]

YES

[@RichardFS19]

hahahah that last one tho 🤣

[@FreudInconsciente]

Yes

[@mattdowds8505]

Everything Wrong With Nik Nocturnal "Metal Logos Make NO Sense" "No." No. (Ding, +1)

[@onirie872]

No way ! Tin tin, tin tin tin tin tin tin Tin tin !

[@draleigh8881]

That Photoshop part literally had me bust out laughing when you put the pink on the yellow and there's a little line of yellow showing 😂

[@coreyw5981]

Haha chat saved the day by making him do two different colors and doing pink over yellow

[@LPyxel]

@@coreyw5981 Twitch chat absolutely DESTROYS streamer LIVE

[@mikoajnierada7857]

IMO that logo says ArsiR, not ArsiS

[@mmmHardstyle]

lmao and the comment at the end "TADAAAAAA" had me rolling

[@bayu-irsan]

fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@asphodelsky4886]

Nik: Just because you add an extra, tiny line-- Letter T standing next to Letter I: *sweats profusely*

[@oldfan4049]

Well, T's 'extra line' isn't THAT tiny, I guess...))

[@ethanrocks8159]

upper case “i” and lower case “L” nervously sweating

[@benjaminchristianhay]

wait til he hears about b's and d's :/

[@oldfan4049]

@@benjaminchristianhay well NOW we're talking! XDDDD

[@IliyaKon-b7f]

@@oldfan4049 That's pretty average

[@StarlordStavanger]

I love watching Nik slowly die inside at the end of the video. Priceless.

[@ludoletono]

You had to be there. I remember alt-tabing right as Nik took the Arsis bit too far using photoshop. And then came back to the stream exactly at Nik's realization that chat was right all along about the "A" being slightly different than the "s". Comedy gold. Never change Nik, we love ya!

[@tylerwojcik9548]

That ending had me dead 💀

[@SamDestroyer29]

That ending was the best revelation of the year

[@boneitch]

I worked at a cd store as a teenager. and because I was the metal head, I had to sort the metal section. The amount of cds that just stayed in the 'New arrivals" box, because I couldn't read the damn band names was impressive and embarrassing 😭

[@justpassingthrough7990]

Omg that's hilarious. I love metal myself but I can't read their logos worth a d*mn either 😂

[@boneitch]

@@justpassingthrough7990 I know it's part of the subculture now, and I've grown to love it. But whenever I'm at a black n death metal show, doing a drunken merch shopping spree, it kind of sucks having to decipher the band names on the actual shirts the day after before you gift them, to make sure you didn't just accidentally buy some nazi band shirt 😅.

[@justpassingthrough7990]

@@boneitch lmfao I'd have the same problem. But hey on the bright side, sounds like you spend your time well at shows haha

[@boneitch]

@@justpassingthrough7990 Absolutely:D

[@Valineris_The_Phoenix]

Didn't you have like that paper that they give you where all the stuff the store is getting is listed (I don't know how's it called in English). Basically a list you have to check out for the goods you're receiving.

[@mitochondriaman4798]

The band "Sad" is one of my favorites from my country! The guitarist (called Ungod) has an underground record store, and I've personally met him. He's a super chill dude

[@digitalmortality2001]

Whoa, u/Mitochondria_Man11!

[@tss1473]

@@digitalmortality2001 I can't believe I've found multiple fellow r/metalmemes members on a niknocturnal video

[@mitochondriaman4798]

@@digitalmortality2001 wait I have a fanbase?

[@oreiller4184]

"Ungod" sounds so cool honestly

[@urielohim]

Sad is very underrated Hellenic Black Metal

[@thecoconutfromthetf2files]

As someone who draws these and has developed the skill of reading them, this was thoroughly entertaining

[@maurop7991]

Can someone really develop such a superpower?!

[@thecoconutfromthetf2files]

@@maurop7991 practice 😂

[@Cha0sMaster]

Beer was spitted out in cartoonish manner at the end there. Was still chuckling 3 minutes later as I was cleaning up my monitor. Comedy gold that ending!

[@Turiyaband]

8:03 I haven't laughed that hard in 6 months

[@exileisland2675]

I've been dabbling in metal logos and it's astonishing how close you can get to pure symmetry and still get different letters. Really cool stuff.

[@mikefearon3577]

As a metal logo designer, I thoroughly enjoyed this video 😂

[@neeltheother2342]

That's a job? lmao

[@vaughanphillips]

When Google asks you to prove you're not a bot metal purist version

[@alvianekka80]

"Choose all pictures with Black Metal logo. If there's none, press skip."

[@theEdgeCrusher12]

1:29 "It was progressive we couldn't even see it" is such an underrated statement.

[@bleedblack23666]

There is a death metal band called party cannon and their logo is the toys r us font

[@ssebasgoo]

They even reverse the r. 💀

[@UnkleGuice]

that last part got me wheezing to death LMAO guess it was 2 different letters

[@CountGremlin]

"there's no geometry" followed by that painful sigh hahahahaha 🤣

[@epj-nfnty7864]

I thought this said metal legos 😭🙏

[@NikNocturnal]

That would've been a better video idea

[@buzzzthrower555]

Thank you I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that! 🤣

[@dxm028]

Bro same 😂

[@ethanlee9692]

Tbf making metal logos out of Lego and making the bands out of Lego figurines sounds pretty damn fun

[@Shsjier]

They would destroy your feet

[@BlackNightYuuki]

One of the bands in this video, Eucharist, formed in 1989, are actually considered to be pioneers of melodic blackened death metal, which eventually paved the way for At The Gates, Dark Tranquility, Dissection, and In Flames. Try reacting to their song Greeting Immortality in their 1992 demo! The demo has beefier production than their debut A Velvet Creation.

[@blackout-blu3160]

“dragon deez nuts”-nik 2023

[@felipimacedo]

"you can't flip a letter and say it's a different letter" literally what happens with q p d b

[@beepsta]

8:27 O and Q be like 👀

[@Lowfe]

Blood Incantation’s logo might be hard to read but damn, they go hard. Hidden History Of The Human Race is such a good album

[@MRShaggster]

It’s hard to read but it’s so recognisable at the same time

[@cant_pickausername]

Ive listened to like one of their songs and I can't even read the logo but I recognize it because part of it looks like triangles and I just know it's them lol

[@ceilidhdancer28]

This will never be old!! 🤣😭🤣 Flipping and changing colours lasted for like 20min on stream. Schadenfreude joy 🤣😭🤣😭🤣

[@Sylverblack89]

The Arsis thing totally broke me! Your funniest video so far!

[@JimnyVR5]

"Party Cannon"

[@marcus2239]

Miss Trevor Strnad ... He would know them all. . R.I.P

[@matthewgrady3423]

As a wrestling fan, some of the designs made me think of when World Championship Wrestling changed their logo in 1999.

[@norbertkalina8733]

Thy Catafalque is dope as fu... Despite being genred as avant-garde it has so many great instrumental melodic metal songs (sometimes with Hungarian folk verses)

[@guillaumelagueyte1019]

4:45 Patrick raising hand: is pentagram a letter?

[@SAPlaysMetal]

8:06 that face of defeat....LMFAO 😂😂

[@landonthrone7361]

This is the first time I've ever cried laughing because of a video. The end just killed me

[@mmoses2991]

I loved this, do another round of this please 😂

[@DJTheMetalheadMercenary]

*Sees Angelcorpse, Averse Sefira, Blood Incantation, and Sadist logos "Don't you fvck this up Nik, I swear to the void..." HOW do you not know Arsis!?!?!?!?!? You're going in timeout now, go sit in the corner.

[@rumista8654]

This is a fun one lmao. I love videos where people try to read metal hieroglyphs. I would love to see more of this. When i try to design logos for myself just for fun, i also like to mirror half of the design, and add or remove a few lines to fit the letter.

[@INKI_teh_Rogue]

All this tells us is that Nik has never finished a 'Find the Difference' puzzle in his life.

[@Embersword281]

this stream had me in bloody tears omg

[@dropdeadcarlos21]

I love this! You need to do more guessing of logos/band genres!

[@ChaosCobra]

7:33 "b" and "d" are mirrored and they're also not the same btw

[@philippzimmerer1280]

LCD clock displays 2:52 Nik: they're all the same numbers!

[@KatyaGloba]

I am not a big fan of metal music. I mean, I appreciate some songs and bands, but this music genre just isn't my favorite. But somehow I found your channel. And this video just made me laugh soo much. I was a bit..SAD all day :D. But you and your video helped me to get out of my thoughts and just enjoy. Thank you, Nick! Sorry for my English tho. Not my native language.

[@DMXIII]

The deny moment in the end was pure gold hahaha

[@Zsombor_666.]

fun fact Thy Catafalque is a hungarian band and i'm hungarian and i think it's the only Avant-garde metal band in my country but definitely the most popular

[@Venom_741]

Extermination dismemberment logo is crazy it looks worse because of how long the band name is

[@spicymeatballs2thespicening]

I love them lol

[@rhockinstone]

Man, the letters M and W are gonna be super uncomfortable watching this flipped/mirrored discussion 😂😂😂

[@benjaminchristianhay]

d, b, p and q are reassuring each other feverishly. I and l are beyond reconciliation and experiencing outright panic.

[@thecoconutfromthetf2files]

As someone who draws these, W, I, and T are some of the worst letters to do lmao

[@keithbcarlson]

the difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra ...line

[@thelonewolf7443]

The line at the end 😂

[@Lupine.]

Metal genres have become Butters explaining his Halloween costume.

[@annadarko6056]

Some of these logos scream "graphic design is my passion".

[@alicetheneko7529]

What surprised me was the fact that Ludovico Technique wasn’t on there.

[@internet-edgelord]

Clickbaited me with the Bloodbath Logo in the thumbnail...

[@Matjo7588dk]

Best ending to a video I have seen in a long time.

[@CuteSceneChic]

Usually I laugh WITH Nik because he's funny and knows he's a goofball. But this is the first video where I actually laughed AT Nik. LOL This was the best thing I have seen this month.

[@giorgiobeans2726]

8:03 i litterally died here omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rittboy]

I'm hoping sanguisugabogg, or however you spell it, was on the list at some point.

[@TheDark0nE]

Saw Blood Incantation in the thumbnail while wearing my Blood Incantation hoodie. I knew I was getting that one.

[@colt6800]

OMG I laughed so hard at the end 😂 thanks man

[@CKBeets]

I’m having a really difficult time with you not knowing angel corpse. I wouldn’t even say I’m that heavy into metal and I know who they are.

[@neolbioldey]

January 5, 2023 The Arsis Incident

[@xburninxthexremainsx]

sometimes when we get writers block we watch your videos and honestly lmao you're a national treasure

[@Transchickadee]

3:28 this actually said MGXLSTODTODTKFYLDYODRIDFJRZJJFYOCTYOCDYODYFOSTIFYPSRIITFE485EOEI4E485E99E3W7603W7E58O5Y8FZKOFYRSUEAUPGWUME5RVHTWYYXW46IXWC85R7PEPIE7P6WUP4EP74WL7E4EP75ELUT4ELUAKRSULSUTSOCWO74WOYD7WCL74WX7REC85PWP85RV7OE75VYE4UCIRYLLRUYWTEZPY79Y42ZQKURTIJETQWYQSTUGWFR6MEHTQEGRTKIOVURG6HQXETRIOYYRKKHWQOLYOWYRET6OOEUTCLUFSLITFUSTEUTUETE

[@bottering_one]

i wanna see his face the moment he sees an badly cropped picture of 55gore FULL logo

[@andrerll]

the final one made my day hahahah

[@scrumpdy798]

sometimes it shocks me how corekid he is 😭 bro is aware of 3 subgenres period

[@finestjellybeansrawlol9486]

Yeah. Like not trying to be a dick but how do you run a metal KZbin channel and get flummoxed by Blood Incantation

[@Metalmachine18]

As long as i've loved metal i've never understood the obsession with having logos that look like paint thrown against a wall

[@sheriff7172]

I can't believe he missed arsis everyone knows that band

[@krauterlikor]

from the stuff in the video i might have found some indicators for what genre it is: unreadable tree root looking stuff - death metal drawings - black metal sounds like a hipster beer - progressive

[@tadhggoreyoneill13666]

I'm not gonna lie at least 2 thirds of these logos just look like messy AF drawings rather than actual words

[@jasona1000]

That rusty eye logo pretty dope actually.

[@archangelofcoffee922]

Bloodbath's logo should be pretty straightford since they're a somewhat popular band for death metal. I know a lot of prog fans that like them since Mikael form Opeth was in the band for a bit. That one "I can get into this" death metal band despite their heavy HM2 sound next to later Death and a certain At The Gates album for those not too much into the genera (love the new record btw).

[@spaceriot23]

Ofc there's Blood Incantation logo, you should try listen to them Nik! They're great band

[@erectiledysfunction7993]

Blood incatation is awasome

[@bobaque70]

Read these band names to prove your not a bot

[@DannySlept]

Hahahahahah the part of the Photoshop I can't 😭

[@DarkHelmet127]

Arsis was the band that Brandon Ellis was in before he joined Black Dahlia Murder

[@truthlessZOMBIE]

for those not in the know, Arsis' first album, a celebration of guilt, is one of the best melo tech death you'll listen to. highly recommend.

[@TheTrveMothlord]

We should be accepting that at this point logos are just meant to be visually recognisable emblems more than legible titles for a band upon reading.

[@rapscallion52]

How did you not recognize Arsis?!

[@Zurrech]

If I by some miracle is going to start any kind of metal band I am going to use Wing Dings as font

[@spicymeatballs2thespicening]

IoI

[@ziongarner4485]

Sanguisugabogg

[@masonshucart7055]

The craziest part is Nik not knowing who Arsis was. They were super popular in high school.

[@CGGS_0]

I'm more surprised that he didn't knew who Blood Incantation was

[@CEASC3]

3:37 I am so mad that he does not know blood incantation 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@smolchungus9213]

The last one had me crying

[@LENKRAD]

That Photoshop part killed me :D

[@FerdinandvonAegir]

Nik: "Just because you add an extra **little** line-" English: OQ

[@MiaAmiMai]

I was crying laughing when I watched the VOD and was really hoping for a YT video on the whole Arsis rant - so thank you! 😂

[@Johnfromthedesert]

Nik would LOVE Arsis if he gave them a chance. Especially the album, We are the Nightmare. Features Ryan Knight (ex The Black Dahlia Murder, and I think he sat in on a tour playing for Abigail Williams) on lead guitar. Well, I say "lead", but vocalist/guitarist James Malone and he switch off seamlessly and frequently.

[@TidusfromZanarkand]

I feel proud I instantly recognised both bands in the Thumbnail ^^ (Top is Blood Incantation, Brutal Technical Death Metal, and bottom was Bloodbath, concept Melodic Death Metal band by top musicians, like Michael Akerfeldt on vocals)

[@ruuddehaan1906]

New Sleep Token!!!

[@devinellsworth1367]

I cry laughed at the part where you instantly hit power metal for dragon land. 😂😂

[@numburger]

1:49 This looks like the letter art for a 2004 romcom

[@bakkaCosplay]

LAUGHING and feeling with you at 3:33 !!!! xDDD

[@BrokenSaide]

This video straight up had me in tears 😂😂🤣 thanks for all the laughs this afternoon

[@0rderF0rCha0s]

Omg! That Photoshop part had me dying! XD

[@lyricus89]

The band eucharist has legendary breakdowns my dude

[@Gutszomb11]

the newest prog band name "Proggers"

[@perhvarnes]

An I becomes a T with just an extra little line.

[@DeadInGrave]

the end was hilarious. This is why I love to watch Nik's videos. What day and time does he stream at Twitch?

[@gmc6654]

How does he not know these already

[@Full_Metal_Angel]

Prove to us your not a robot by reading these band names.

[@codym5596]

Read the title as "Metal Legos make no sense" Now I want to see that as a video