NileRed's TikTok Simps - Safety Third 38

[@Ididathing]

GIVE ME BACK MY HAT!

[@alejolab]

Is this you summoning simps to support you and assert dominance over Nile's simp army?

[@Sichrono]

No

[@Vincent11998844]

We all know Will is just following the rules of Finders keepers

[@benpadula1407]

lmao no

[@lanededominicis6068]

Hat Justice

[@TheBackyardScientist]

I SIMP FOR NIGEL

[@slipstream53]

same

[@Tocinos]

Yo, Tony Hawk. Big fan.

[@carlossantin7718]

I’m gonna hold you to that fine science man

[@abby-me17016]

DONT BE

[@EvenWhyProductions]

@@Tocinosthat killed me holy shit

[@evanbernett9560]

Its good seeing william so dressed up. A tuxedo and a hat and shoes. its like hes strait out of madmen in this episode.

[@illiteratebeef]

**sad wikifeet noises**

[@darkcnight]

straight*

[@mrjoejon6882]

one flew over the cuckoo's nest vibes to me

[@matterwiz1689]

This is the "psycho-sexual analysis of NileRed videos"-episode of the safety third podcast.

[@FasutonemuMyoji]

Sex, lies, glacial acetic acid, and stop-motion videotape.

[@youruniquehandle2]

My college prof used to say "practice doesn't make perfect, practice makes permanent." That has stuck with me for 15 years.

[@ShinDMitsuki]

Did you practice remembering it?

[@ThatsMyNickname]

I just wrote this down on my white board

[@kayden8093]

my highschool choir director always used to say this too (edit: misspelled choir which he also would've murdered me for)

[@Omena0]

Woah that's smart

[@jairiske]

that's what my band director used to say

[@Blast_HardCheese]

"Do you remember 9/11?" "I was two" *existential screaming in the back*

[@sunshinerose7729]

will talking about nigel's simps just reminded me that will actually did make a nilered fancam and posted it on twitter and i think nigel replied with something like "im reporting this" lmaoooo. it has to have been years ago but i really wanna find it again

[@SuperKeac]

i remember. it was someone elses fancam and when the person found nigel's reaction they deactivated 😂😭😭

[@sunshinerose7729]

@@SuperKeac omg nooooo i really thought will made it himself as a joke and nigel was playing off of it. but in my search for that specific tweet i did find another fancam that a fan tweeted at nigel and he replied and didn't seem bothered by it

[@cherrychuuu]

yoo if you do pls send the link, i need a good laugh

[@zennyaprilia5337]

I remember it loll

[@julius8631]

What's a fancam?

[@twinsunianlp7359]

When Nigel makes a mistake he keeps talking, but also he smiles and that adds some charm to the video

[@slimjimmy5159]

Who doesn’t simp for Nigel

[@Slothery]

I clicked for NileRed simps. I was not disappointed.

[@Primarch359]

I am not able to find the tik tok with the ice ball simp. Anyone know their unsername

[@ferrum225]

as someone with an extremely and perfectly healthy amount of admiration for nigel..hearing that thirst tiktok allen showed.. gives me mixed feelings

[@vituperation]

The only way to handle rivals is to destroy them.

[@baguette4607]

as a proud nigel simp i can confirm that the comments i have made on his tiktoks are unredeemable 😭

[@nilnileer]

Ohh it was you

[@Official_Nigel_Simp]

You guys have exposed me to Nigel simps and made me realize i am one and i absolutely have a type

[@boazyeboah1824]

lol

[@jalenmilroelvr]

im apart of the nilered simp army

[@TheSubzeto]

Chemist daddy doesn't disappoint

[@jalenmilroelvr]

@@TheSubzeto LITERALLY

[@UnreliableAdvice4all]

It's funny how saying "apart" vs saying "a part" actually has the exact opposite meaning. The English language is weird.

[@jalenmilroelvr]

@@UnreliableAdvice4all true, english isnt my first language, its russian lol

[@UnreliableAdvice4all]

@@jalenmilroelvr it's a very easy mistake to make that even many native English speakers will make. And I'm guessing 100% of people reading your comment knew exactly what you meant

[@jonas1015119]

Whos gonna tell them that in most countries english lessons are held in english

[@cats...6101]

The unscripted feel is much better than the “good” podcasts

[@marianocenteno4603]

i guess this is because we get a more "friendly" and "natural" communication between them

[@catsarefancy9053]

I agree. also I like your name.

[@cats...6101]

@@marianocenteno4603 the conversations between them are also just better

[@loversandlosers]

scripted podcasts want to seem scripted then it just comes across ingenuine, idk.. thats my opinion of the day

[@alexsalamander4251]

i love this title because the tik tok simps was NOT the most interesting thing they talk about

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

I'm so upset that I'm only just now finding this podcast. It's everything I love. You got personality, comedy, nostalgia, the growing irrelevance of televised media, what it's like to be on amphetamines, Beast Wars stop motion, etc. Perfect.

[@djbassaus]

I'm not convinced Alan actually finished the Meth study.

[@TinkerTeck]

I feel like the taxidermy Airbud assist robot is more of a Michael Reeves colab.

[@Gunbudder]

I love this podcast because Big Willy is so genuine. Or its more like he is terrible at putting on an emotional mask. He just isn't very good at faking it and that's really interesting. Mean comments upset him, and he actual enjoys things that make him happy.

[@poshhippie6446]

I love this podcast because of Nigel's hands

[@jchrizzy6995]

I love this podcast because they never talk over the guest, and because I can re-listen and its still good

[@CRneu]

Audrey's energy is great. This podcast keeps getting better.

[@r0bert852]

What’s her yt channel I’ve never seen her before

[@gavin479]

Honestly Mr Osman please don’t change the way you guys do this podcast. I absolutely love it, best one out there legitimately. Except for Kevin that cheeky backdoor man

[@georgealexanderp]

God i love this podcast.

[@user-sv5kt8qz3v]

wgi asjed

[@loversandlosers]

God loves this podcast too

[@GerinoMorn]

"Bean counter" is of German XVII-century origin and literally meant someone who counts beans (originally "peas"), so is obsessive about possessions and stingy, later it just became also used to mean "pedantic"

[@jakass]

When the hell did that tie into pedantic. I have yet to see those used in a similar manner

[@justmerc1642]

Couldn't find anything online about "bean counter" meaning pedantic; however, in the military history community there exists the concept of a "rivet counter" (as in the number of rivets in a tank/machine) which is used to describe pedants who obsess over tiny details.

[@MiqelDotCom]

Bean counter = accountant

[@yoyoyosiie]

one of the only other "engineering" shows i kinda miss was junkyard wars. I really wanted to be on that shit when i was a teen lmao

[@frankthefkintank]

Junkyard Wars was a great concept!

[@joethompson11]

Pretty sure it was the US version of something the UK started called Scrapheap Challenge, obviously not a cool enough name for the US. Funnily enough, the host of that show in the UK, Robert Lewellyn, is now the host/creator of a KZbin channel - Fully Charged

[@T3sl4]

The original (British) version was so good

[@BeanerMan13]

Nigel has huge Sigma energy, which is exactly what simps want

[@Dhdjksjsnsnsnnsnsna]

As a nigel simp, can confirm.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Yeah Sigma-Aldritch

[@honeytricked]

sigma energy ☠️☠️ get yo youtube shorts ass outta here 🤣

[@DanielAusMV-op9mi]

What is sigma, like ultra alpha?

[@finket]

22 minutes in and I still don't know what Audrey does/makes. Incredible!

[@EvilVitJoker]

This time I cried with laughter. Thanks, boys and girls

[@HatSandwiches]

Hey is that failed mythbuster Allen Pan?!

[@_BangDroid_]

Brother of Peter

[@__rikaisuru]

Yes. There's a lot of Nigel simps.

[@catsarefancy9053]

brb joining tiktok so I can become a nilered simp

[@Le_dank_memez]

I enjoy how much Alan just laughs

[@thecaptainnoodles]

just fyi it's spelt allen :)

[@megankassa3633]

this podcast made me feel less alone!! i know this wasnt the intention of the podcast, but i stayed up too late this night, and i ended up entering the period of time where i experience a lot of anxiety due to personal reasons, 2-4 am. i watched and sat through two episodes of this and i loved both. thank u so much!!

[@HGKaya]

I genuinely like the idea of the video with editors on different drugs.

[@popperama6478]

I won't lie the in person episodes are so much more fun to watch than the discord call ones

[@mrsteamie4196]

bro when he said "are you, Ian?" About the simp army that threw me for such a fucking loop, *I* am Ian

[@bharatsnair]

10:51 Lol the cut to Allen when William says 'strangled to death' 😂

[@nontees9882]

If you're wondering about the "little blue people" Allen was talking about, it's called "Klay World" and it was created by Robert Benfer

[@gljames24]

I totally forgot about that series!

[@Calber11]

Link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHitaqqroMSMr9k

[@aggrogator4045]

"You don't know what the snowman likes"

[@JordiVanderwaal]

Nigel: I will take *anything* No wonder he's got so many simps >-

[@JordiVanderwaal]

Nigel has nice hands. Again with the low self-esteem. :(

[@lemagicalpotato8318]

Big Willy I think ur newest video about the cars is really good. I know it probably took a lot of effort to produce but the editing made it quick, interesting, and engaging while still be funny and having the same on-brand “badness.” Keep it up :) 👍

[@RichJMoneyTV]

Now I want to see Rick rant about how NileRed makes gloves into grape and hot sauce and how insane it is.

[@AndreaGonzalez-qf1cw]

I’d do anything for Nigel to give me a chance😮‍💨

[@andrewtaggart4056]

The on location sets and guests are super cool

[@thenetworkpenguin]

I was laughing the whole time at them on the comfortable part of the couch, and she's at the only part that can't lean back.

[@RealAndySkibba]

Hooray for hats. Everyone looks great.

[@peaceloveunderstable]

You guys, this is rad. I don’t always have internet access where I’m at, and I make it a point to walk outside and hold my phone up until these podcasts load! I have a few motorcycles I wrench on and always play/replay one of these when I’m discovering new ways to break things. I appreciate the genuine attitude you all have. Integrity and quality. Can you make LDPE food safe?

[@ilyarepin9490]

After joking about Meth for months now, we now have confirmation that Allen has in fact done Amphetamines.

[@orion10x10]

Yeah Adderall is Amphetamine

[@comdnoive]

William's sponsor, I remember, was a sort of quarterly care package membership with an assortment of goods ranging from duffel bags to knives to beard care. I signed up for it once but quickly opted out because I didn't really need anything from them. Hope I gave you an extra penny.

[@jpm80]

I too am a NileRed simp I must admit

[@bogesy]

I didn't realize that Cameraman John was still working with William, that's awesome to know.

[@damaradayton5551]

When does he say that? I thought will said that they weren't working together

[@Agent_OB]

The boys kept this one interesting love y’all

[@iMilby]

10:53 "why did I bring this snake on set with me"

[@josejj]

From snakes with legs to meth, now that’s a podcast 👏👏👏

[@AlexssandroMeneses]

Nigel has a good chance of making an appearance in Solar Opposites, since they tackle on internet culture .

[@bender2o]

I prefer the ending to this than almost every other video with a proper outro 😂 Will: "then it just ends." Audrey: "That's just how it ends??".

[@thecaptainnoodles]

POOR AUDREY HAS NO BACKREST.

[@CoronaKid0203]

I feel called out at 20:45

[@gsus3918]

I simp for NileRed.

[@korbinadkins2610]

Thursday's, safety third and dank pods

[@lionkingquan]

This is the best podcast on the internet

[@cheeseboy4087]

I'm happy I now know I'm not alone in making shitty stop motions and stickman animations back in elementary school 😂

[@hansenyang4014]

For a sec I thought she's Simone Giertz coz she's also in the LA area... but you got me hooked up on a new channel

[@ClimbingEasy]

Excited for this very special episode

[@chrisrogers8666]

Guest suggestions: ElectroBoom Technology Ingredients Cody Technology Connections

[@sadmermaid]

Explosions and fire

[@alloy11]

@@sadmermaid he was there right?

[@lucasxu5158]

this is the single most funny podcast ever

[@Kamigawa411]

These Justin Roiland conversations aren't really aging well. 😆😆😆😆 Funny as hell though.

[@JoshStLouis314]

The camcorder playback direct to a TV via RCA cables has some strong nostalgia for sure.

[@OfficiallySnek]

Allen: "The snake meta is strong these days."

[@chriscab47]

DO YOU WANT YOUR LEGS BACK

[@marianocenteno4603]

great episode once again

[@philipmanavado4566]

I am a proud nigel simp (not in a creepy way tho). I just like you all is what i am saying

[@Dirtskirrt]

The Justin Roiland stuff aged like a chicken nugget on the floor.

[@PyroX515]

I'm all aboard the snake meta.

[@papabaddad]

TV is often a 15 minute youtube video stretched to an hour with 20 minutes of commercials, and is somehow less informative. True crime content really exemplifies this

[@vanessac3885]

i am a hardcore nigel simp

[@nopetuber]

It's sad that Nigel is all about Tiktok now, I've seen his channel and it's just curious stuff with little science... I miss his long youtube videos. But hey if he's making a living on Tiktok good for him.

[@luna010]

I don’t think he’s stopping youtube. Long youtube videos take a long time to make, and tiktoks can be made in the meantime.

[@anhedonia420]

Marry me Nigel. I'm a man but it'll work out ❤

[@newtome-jessegates6310]

I loved the bed sheet green screen actually

[@DesertCoyote99]

The stop motion "With the little blue people" they're talking about at 47:50 has to be mamshmam, right? I think that's one of the only claymation youtubers that kept their stuff up.

[@eggi4443]

it's not our fault nigel's cute

[@towjam37]

This is the best podcast ever!

[@wazulbuth]

Every guest on this podcast is surprised by the ending. 😂

[@gingeral253]

I don’t understand why Nigel is so attractive. It’s how he looks, how he sounds, and his demeanor. Sorry for sounding creepy but he sort of has shota energy with how he reacts to his experiments in the videos. Also he feels so familiar that it makes people feel like he belongs to them. It’s such a strange feeling and phenomenon that I don’t even understand.

[@cremat]

shota?????

[@gingeral253]

@@cremat I know it’s kinda weird but it’s hard to explain. I don’t know how else to word it.

[@vituperation]

I don't fangirl that hard for Nigel, and quite frankly, I'm disgusted by your comment. But I agree wholeheartedly.

[@gingeral253]

@@vituperation lol I’m disgusted at myself too. I didn’t know I could have these thoughts until I rationalized my impressions of Nigel.

[@lucamincu5499]

@@gingeral253 daddy Nigel is the best

[@VegemiteWizard]

That Justin Roiland idea didn't age well.

[@Sabadasz]

47:00 didn't see a comment on this yet, the tiny blue claymation channel was called knox's corner. Don't know if they still exist on youtube, but im going to go check that next

[@anthonyodea2251]

10:37 With the bendy straw arm

[@Gunbudder]

Ethan Klein arms lol

[@dragonbugs_2107]

Seeing this after the Christmas special hits different

[@PokefreakMaster333]

Love how the guest is on the only chair without a back

[@cruze_the]

I L OVE NIGEL SO MUCH WE ARE NIOT CRAZY

[@reidleblanc3140]

damn audrey's elbows are hella double-jointed

[@pittuk6500]

Nile, thanks for wearing pants... greatly appreciated

[@IrrgartenDotPng]

NO

[@kinggenderman1874]

no >:[

[@nilnileer]

​@@IrrgartenDotPngwhy you want to see his l e g s ?

[@jesseperkins6383]

This was never in my sub box, even though I am subscribed. I just happened to realize that I didn't see an episode this week, so I checked. I even scrolled down in my sub box to several days ago, and it still is not appearing.

[@matthewsharp1178]

This is the only podcast I watch

[@mbrenneman0411]

idk why, but im really in the mood for mcdonalds after this podcast

[@storminmormin14]

It’s nice seeing French relegated to the euphemism role. Now hopefully it will become the vulgar speech and English will have its revenge.

[@bok..]

Here in Canada French is primarily used that was by anglophones

[@Erbmon]

Im so offended at the dis at Airbud that i'm going to paste the wikipedia entry of Buddy the dog to make you feal bad: Buddy was found by Kevin di Cicco as a stray dog in the Sierra Nevada in the summer of 1989. Di Cicco adopted the disheveled Golden Retriever and brought him home to San Diego, where he trained him in the sports of basketball, baseball, football, soccer, and hockey. Buddy's most eagerly awaited sport was basketball. He was touted as the Michael Jordan of dogs[citation needed]. Di Cicco revealed that Buddy tried to bite the ball, but its slipperiness, enhanced by saliva or more efficiently by olive oil, would propel it from his mouth. His first appearance was on America's Funniest Home Videos. He then gained further fame bouncing a basketball off his muzzle and into a basketball hoop on David Letterman's "Stupid Pet Tricks" segment of Late Night with David Letterman. Buddy appeared three times on Late Night and the Late Show with David Letterman. He was cast as Buddy in the 1997 Disney film Air Bud, a film that tells the story of a golden retriever abandoned by his alcoholic abusive owner. In the film, he moved in with a boy named Josh Framm who was depressed after his father died in a plane crash. He appeared on the Kids' Choice Awards in 1998, where he was nominated for a Blimp Award for the film. Prior to his death, Buddy sired nine puppies. Air Bud was Buddy's final acting role. In 1997, Buddy had his right hind leg amputated due to synovial cell sarcoma, a type of cancer that manifests near the joints, although he was still able to play basketball. Six months later Air Buddy died in his sleep due to complications from cancer on February 10, 1998, at his owner's San Diego home. At the time of his death, Buddy was 9 years old. Buddy was a month and 13 days away from celebrating his 10th birthday. Air Bud: Golden Receiver was dedicated to his memory. You spited on the memory of this american hero, and perfect representation of the american dream. SHAME!

[@aaron4820]

I have no idea why I subscribe to both this and Forehead Fables, no people ignore their guests better than these two channels. It's great.

[@thinkublu]

Clearly this is a Monkey D Luffy cosplay

[@lukemaurer9182]

Give a snake it's legs back by tying it like a balloon dog and see if it learns to walk