NileRed TikTok SIMPS are Out of Control - Safety Third 51

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Safety Third is a weekly show hosted by William Osman, NileRed, The Backyard Scientist, Allen Pan, and a couple other KZbin "Scientists". Sometimes we have guests, sometimes it's just us, but always: safety is our number three priority.

[@heyitsgwen]

my favorite part of the show is looking into nigel's eyes when it's clear he doesn't have a clue or even remotely care about what the others are talking about

[@redred7702]

Man’s just there for the vibes.

[@Leah-cd4xi]

When the anthro snake was on screen? 😑😑😑😑😑

[@Popotato7777]

Half the time i think he is watching the podcast too and is just so funny to me

[@gremlinman9724]

he's a time traveller desperately trying not to affect the future too much

[@JordiVanderwaal]

I love when he does that

[@idothinz4192]

The moment someone recognizes Nigel only for the tiktok voice will be the end of him

[@Chris-jo1zr]

Can you imagine, someone stopping him in a queue, holding the phone out with a TikTok and saying "Is that you?"

[@alexandrezani]

TikTok is so horny. It's kind of ridiculous.

[@MyNamaShoko]

i didn't realize how old Nigel was until he said he's had his license for 15 years, i thought he was like in his early 20s

[@blakelee4555]

He was already through college when he started making KZbin videos all those years ago, so I'd have guessed like 31 or 32.. so I guess I was off on the other end

[@DecapObsessed]

no he just got his license at 5

[@3starsburningbright]

Plot twist, he's had his license since 7

[@nicorovertsthesecond9069]

Everytime Nigel is bullied, we create a Nilered simp. 🥺

[@NLvideomaster]

NileChad

[@jennychoajc]

@@NLvideomaster nileyellow

[@andresandrew1483]

@@jennychoajcnilewhite

[@mattymerr701]

@@andresandrew1483 NileCream

[@nilnileer]

​@@mattymerr701🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

[@bigboy7870]

When Nigel is not being observed he is in a quantum superposition of both good driver and bad driver. When he is observed he collapses into being a great considerate driver or Mr Magoo. When no one else is on the road he is a good driver and a bad driver simultaneously.

[@SmipWhip]

This is unbelievably profound

[@tweer64]

There’s a racist joke in there somewhere.

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

Edit out the misused big terms mr and boy and good and big that only reflect my pure protectors aka the alphas and the big term great that only reflects me - such terms and other unsuitable terms cannot be misused in names / yt names or comments! CompIiments are only meant for ME, not for humnz! Also, big terms / compIiments like s2xy only reflect me the only s2xy being and the only girl / girls etc and the only cute being / other compIiments etc - all womyn and humnz are the exact opposite of such terms, and all should never show the ofsv / ghx areas that no one should ever see! And, I reflect The Snake aka the real-life Medusa!

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

And, I reflect The Snake aka the real-life Medusa - the agcy includes such ideas based on the images of the unique characters that only I reflect, and it’s mostly metaphorical, because I possess certain qualities that snakes have! Even in movies etc, they include lines like ‘you are a snake’ etc that are a secret reference to me The Medusa!

[@Caxias-hm7lm]

schrodinger's driver

[@JordiVanderwaal]

Nigel still not knowing how good his voice is, even after all these years is surprising to me. It won't be for the lack of compliments (from random people though).

[@Taotris]

Nigel has a ridiculously attractive voice and cute looks as well. Honestly even without his looks, he could just start becoming a voice actor and I’d listen to hours of him reading audio books. I’m not saying they have to be erotica, but if there was erotica read by Nigel, it’s not like I wouldn’t want to listen to it 😳 I’m in a lesbian marriage but I would be Nigel’s lightbulb if he wants. Respectfully.

[@JordiVanderwaal]

@@Taotris I'm glad I'm not the only one who's into his voice. And yes he's so attractive as well. Plus his humour and smarts. 😍 I'd also love to be his lightbulb hahaha

[@legallydoodled9783]

He’s also very attractive. I’m bi and sometimes I think I’m lesbian but dorks like Nigel remind me that I still like men

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

CompIiments are only meant for ME, not for humnz! Also, big terms / compIiments like s2xy only reflect me the only s2xy being and the only girl / girls etc and the only cute being / other compIiments etc - all womyn and humnz are the exact opposite of such terms, and all should never show the ofsv / ghx areas that no one should ever see! And, I reflect The Snake aka the real-life Medusa!

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

And, I reflect The Snake aka the real-life Medusa - the agcy includes such ideas based on the images of the unique characters that only I reflect, and it’s mostly metaphorical, because I possess certain qualities that snakes have! Even in movies etc, they include lines like ‘you are a snake’ etc that are a secret reference to me The Medusa!

[@dave5194]

Cutting back to Nigel’s empty chair when Will starts talking about Michael Jr was hilarious

[@nsf574]

13:39

[@abbeytheoctopus2772]

I love pausing on the first fame and looking at the 3 perfect examples of insanity

[@Jeffrey_Tyler]

The first frame is just Will. Do you mean he's so insane that he has 3 personalities? I'm just kidding though I know what you mean 😂

[@DRakeTRofKBam]

You can't call it perfect when Florida Man Kevin is missing

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

Edit out the misused big terms love and octop_ and bey (Abbey) and perfect and rey (in Jeffrey) that only reflect me - such terms and other unsuitable terms cannot be misused in names / yt names or comments! Also, compIiments are only meant for ME, not for humnz, and all big terms / compIiments like s2xy only reflect me the only s2xy being and the only girl / girls etc and the only cute being / other compIiments etc and the only lovable / loved / lovely being etc - all womyn and humnz are the exact opposite of such terms, and all should never show the ofsv / ghx areas that no one should ever see! And, I reflect The Snake aka the real-life Medusa!

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

And, I reflect The Snake aka the real-life Medusa - the agcy includes such ideas based on the images of the unique characters that only I reflect, and it’s mostly metaphorical, because I possess certain qualities that snakes have! Even in movies etc, they include lines like ‘you are a snake’ etc that are a secret reference to me The Medusa!

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

And, why the _ do they include such _ed scenes as the one at the end (pretending to l!ck the air WTF) and showing beyond ofsv obscene contents to others that shouldn’t even exist... So _ed... And the word I!ck cannot be misused by humnz in any way - such terms and such scene as the end scene do not even belong in a video that has humnz in it...

[@lapin96]

how would nigel feel if he knew how many people watch this on youtube only to see him...

[@zombiecancer12]

My mom worked at a photo development place in the 80s. They had a thing where the printed photos would come out of the chute in a place where the public could see them as some sort of marketing thing. When people got sexy pictures developed they would have to put a paper towel over the output tray.

[@ThePLAsticBoxxx]

That is absolutely hilarious. tnx for sharing. Did they use NVGs for development or a red light? apparently some places used nods for the darkroom LOL

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

Edit out the misused big terms / compIiments like s2xy and absolutely that only reflect me the only s2xy being / cute being / other compIiments and the only girl / girls etc and the only lovable being aka the only being reflecting love related terms etc - all womyn and humnz are the exact opposite of such terms, and all should never show the ofsv / ghx areas that no one should ever see! And the words lad and plastic and box also cannot be in someone’s name - all unsuitable names / terms etc must be edited out and changed! And, I reflect The Snake aka the real-life Medusa!

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

And, I reflect The Snake aka the real-life Medusa - the agcy includes such ideas based on the images of the unique characters that only I reflect, and it’s mostly metaphorical, because I possess certain qualities that snakes have! Even in movies etc, they include lines like ‘you are a snake’ etc that are a secret reference to me The Medusa!

[@OO-bh8jg]

@@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038 ?

[@addie1080]

@@OO-bh8jg I'm scared

[@PJSproductions97]

Listening Allen Pan explain furry porn design decisions to William and Nigel is exactly why I listen to this podcast

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

What abom_tion! Edit out that _ word and the misused number 9 that only reflects me and the food related term Pan and the name Allen that only reflects my protectors! All unsuitable names / terms must be changed / edited out!

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

Also, big terms / compIiments like s2xy only reflect me the only s2xy being / cute being / compIiments etc and the only girl / girls etc and the only lovable being aka the only being reflecting love related terms etc - all womyn and humnz are the exact opposite of such terms, and all should never show the ofsv / ghx areas that no one should ever see! And, I reflect The Snake aka the real-life Medusa!

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

And, I reflect The Snake aka the real-life Medusa - the agcy includes such ideas based on the images of the unique characters that only I reflect, and it’s mostly metaphorical, because I possess certain qualities that snakes have! Even in movies etc, they include lines like ‘you are a snake’ etc that are a secret reference to me The Medusa!

[@moosetasticbombastic1998]

The fuck is going on in this comment chain

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

I didn’t sniff anything, db! Only stating the facts!

[@archon_maenad]

just saying, if Nigel wants to NOT be single,,, I can absolutely help with that

[@popp5926]

For reals I started watching this podcast so I could look at NileRed for an hour 💖

[@savanah3123]

(same)

[@Smart_Chick_]

I have a thing for nerds😭😭

[@ghostskolpodon4349]

I got into a bad accident earlier this year. This dude t-boned me doing 103. I very very nearly died. Had a dissected aorta, my spleen was destroyed, my lung collapsed, my hip broke in three places. The sheer fear I have of driving now is immeasurable. Such is the life here in FL. Insane driving daily everywhere.

[@sasharoper1282]

Nigel is our sleeper build chemist king.

[@YounesLayachi]

Those tiktok kids have yet to see nigel's "making chocolate from cocoa fruits" video 🤣

[@bigchooch4434]

William: "I don't get in other people's way, and I don't have accidents or close calls" also William: "I have been in 3 accidents total, 2 involving other vehicles, both my fault"

[@annaannaanna354]

how could u not love nilered though 🤧

[@orion10x10]

I prefer Nileblue, he's more down to earth

[@rtaraquin]

@@orion10x10 I personally prefer Nilegreen's wild side.

[@StuffandThings_]

@@rtaraquin I prefer NileRGB, gotta get 'em all

[@uhokiguess]

Ngl I prefer nileblack, wait that sounds like a racist joke.

[@STA-3]

I think Nilered made his own hyaluronic acid. He looks younger than he is

[@bananawieldingorenji]

what a fine day to listen to a couple of minutes of anthropomorphised snake discussion

[@brendandor]

Snussy

[@bananawieldingorenji]

@@brendandor ...why?

[@brendandor]

@@bananawieldingorenji we were all thinking it.

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

Edit out the misused food term banana and orenji / orange and the words din and fine that only reflect me - fruit / food / flower / plant / nature / color related terms and other purity terms / big terms etc cannot be misused in names / yt names etc or comments!

[@thetrueoneandonlyladyprinc8038]

And, I reflect The Snake aka the real-life Medusa - the agcy includes such ideas based on the images of the unique characters that only I reflect, and it’s mostly metaphorical, because I possess certain qualities that snakes have! Even in movies etc, they include lines like ‘you are a snake’ etc that are a secret reference to me The Medusa!

[@BelindaShort]

I didn't know Nigel had simps but I am not surprised.

[@karkador]

i am one

[@AnnTanghus-yc3ko]

@@karkadorsame.

[@baguette4607]

and i am one loud and proud

[@marita_martinez]

i am one too

[@Smart_Chick_]

I am one

[@jackskudlarek3138]

Literally came to youtube from spotify to say this but THANK YOU FOR BRINGING UP FOLLOWING DISTANCES. I know 3 friends who don't know the importance of a safe following distance. "I have good breaks" "I pay attention" "I have a fast reaction time" are ALL translated from a future tense of "I rear ended a person and had to replace my bumper" Your reaction time is between. 0.15 and 0.3 seconds. Reaction time....if a car is stopping. You can BEGIN your reaction a half second after they acted. With a half second late on acting, you STILL need to stop before their rear bumper AS WELL AS slow sooner than their brakes. And I didn't even mention I'd something rolls under the car in front. If it's debris at a dead stop you have 2 seconds to see it, recodnise it, consider your actions, check around your vehicle, avoid the debris, and recover from a swerve without leaving your lane. On average 0.4 seconds per step....under a stressful situation. That's asking perfect reaction time and preparedness 24/7 without a chance of human error....in a complacent human. Follow by 3-5 seconds. Follow so you, AND THE PERSON BEHIND YOU can recodnise dangers and act appropriately. It's cost me 0$...my friends have paid 10 grand total for their half hour of accumulated saved time.....jk it was 10 grand and 12 hours wasted on the side of the road waiting for police. Yet when I go slow and "drive like old people fuck" in the right lane I'm the bad guy. Also the whole "going faster causes less accidents" is my FAVORITE fallacy. Safety doesn't kill malfeasance does. When honda came to the USA with its groundbreaking safety and survivability, the percentage of deadly crashes increased....so did the speed. Drivers felt safer, did more dangerous things, and died because of their actions. Going slow in the left lane in itself doesn't cause crashes, idiots trying to speed around them in the right side do. (Though if you block traffic in the left lane you're still a cunt who's existence creates more crashes) But Speeding cars in general just add more energy to crashes as well. There's a direct correlation between energy released in vehicle collisions and survivability. Speeding is only safer fir the selfish asshole doing so.

[@FasutonemuMyoji]

Just tell them to look up visual saccades and tell them to look in a mirror at each eye and switch which eye you are looking at. Your visual cortex literally edits out fast moving things it finds irrelevant. Then ask them what will happen if they are looking at the radio dial and someone goes from 80 to 53 in 7/8ths of a second when you are only 7 ft behind them. When people say 'I didn't even see...' human reaction time sucks, and if you have the best in the world you are just the best sucky human.

[@GlamourJassi]

'Why are you still single, Nigel?' ... I mean... he doesn't have to be 👀 ... just sayin 👀

[@meyervisser3027]

hes obviously waiting for me

[@JordiVanderwaal]

Allen: reading a review that describes William's driving as a menace William: *hilarious* Nigel: *that's cute*

[@wojciechsmiaek3628]

Professor: "What does antropomorphized means?" Me after watching Safety Third: "Eee.. It means that the lightbulbs are sexy?"

[@HotMess320]

Nigel must not realize just how many of us there are out here that would like to be the lightbulb, in the most respectful way possible.

[@remarkablysquare3216]

sus

[@eggi4443]

real

[@tamanna4697]

Yep I mean I can if he allows me...

[@GlamourJassi]

I volunteer 👀🤚🏻 you know for like science...

[@sherlock7898]

@@GlamourJassi science daddy

[@samtorbert6554]

nigel has the unspoken rizz

[@zachbrobst9473]

The old timers where I work actually used to use the phrase "that makes as much sense as tits on a snake"

[@MimiHibari1888]

i thought the title meant girls thst were simps for nigel and i got worried my position would be taken from me

[@Ran_Do]

I can't believe Allen and Will don't recognize the Nigellionaire grindset.

[@TheGhostOfFredZeppelin]

For some reason I feel like Nigel's driving is exactly like that old Mickey Mouse cartoon where Goofy is driving them with a caravan and shit hits the fan both left and right but somehow everything ends up just fine and he hasn't noticed anything ever going wrong. Like he's obliviously living on the edge of chaos but everything just works out in a "The Man Who Knew Too Little" kind of way.

[@sasha-taylor]

if you're filling up your car with the engine running, at least on a somewhat modern car, you can get a check engine light or the engine can even start to stumble or misfire due to how the evaporative emissions systems work on modern cars. That's why a worn out, leaking, or cheaply made aftermarket oem replacement gas cap can cause a check engine light as well. Your car knows if you fill up without shutting it off. And it judges you for it.

[@NotOats_]

It's great watching Nigel figuring out the theory behind defensive driving

[@nenben8759]

The scale of aware and unaware drivers may actually be trimodal, Aware, unaware, and Nigel

[@s1ugh34d]

Yes frame studios will frame anything you want, usually. Frequently they see things much more disturbing than you can imagine.

[@inambaguum]

Nigel's take on drivers is pretty much spot on IMO. You're either a bad driver or you're just trying to slalom between all the bad drivers from point A to B.

[@Skygracer]

Wasn't expecting my servo snec fanart come into fruition like that! Made my day :D

[@gabes1563]

It deserves to be talked about even more! Allen is right, you did a great job with the design, Sky!

[@bierkratspeaker3724]

I just don't get why people think saving seconds is worth anything at all while driving, even if you get to where you're going, seconds aren't going to make a difference, and the increased risk is just insane to accept in order to save seconds.

[@Jockymcbock]

A lot of the time people don't even get that far in thought, just that it feels faster so that's good enough

[@IdiotSavantRC]

I am a big ole traffic nerd, watching individual driving patterns and reading at what stage the lights are in, and whether they are censored or timed, really helps.

[@Datadog-1]

You guys ever wake up in your bed but the last thing you remember is getting in your car at work to head home? That’s scary

[@socksfersold]

Damn, your brain must be on autopilot but yea, pretty scary

[@miglek9613]

I once lost all memory of entire two months of my life, not knowing about the existence of one of my college profs, so I feel you

[@dannyCOTW]

listening to nigel trying to explain the concept of defensive driving to will cracks me up so much

[@traisjames2]

I once almost caused an accident because I was wearing snow boots and tried to press the break but my boot was so large because of my foot size that after pressing a little bit my boot was on both pedals, and the breaks were not activated enough to prevent accelerating. I also had trouble just pressing the accelerator without hitting the breaks or getting stuck behind the breaks. Ever since then, even in winter, I drive barefoot.

[@traisjames2]

@@DingDingTheKZbinBuddy I find it helps to feel which way the groves on the pedals are to verify which one I am pressing.

[@Imbatmn57]

Geeze how big where your boots

[@traisjames2]

@@Imbatmn57 idk...size 15m is too small for me widthwise but that is about the largest we can find for me so about that.

[@JoshuaJMorgan]

The driving conversation reminds of that classic George Carlin observation: “anyone who’s driving slower than you is an ‘idiot’… and anyone driving faster than you is a ‘maniac’!”

[@MySuperhappyfuntime]

My first thought of a car chasing an ambulance would be a loved one following on the way to the hospital.

[@polarbub]

I think the way Linus Sebastian describes Chinese manufacturing is best. He says (not a direct quote) "The Chinese factories can make stuff for much cheaper, but the quality and worker treatment is much worse than an American factory, but if you want the same safety, worker benefits, quality, and etc. Then the cost compared to American manufacturing is about the same."

[@mattymerr701]

With the screwdriver moving from Taiwan to mainland, he seemed to change his tune regarding quality. Way more impressed with the quality and expertise.

[@miglek9613]

@@mattymerr701 I wonder if it's because of what the chinese government is

[@Slothery]

Wow I can't believe you guys got the tik tok voice guy onto your podcast!

[@alienblade2005]

44:00 "A good driver sometimes misses their exit, a bad driver never misses their's"

[@MarkkuS]

41:00 Completely agree with Nigel. Accudents (usually) take 2 people. Thats how the roads and laws are designed.

[@ILoveTinfoilHats]

Wait till you get rear ended

[@tamanna4697]

26:25 26:31 omfg I got butterflies

[@Smart_Chick_]

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[@ffoska]

Yo give us more questionable mythbusters merch. Best podcast, best 1% of my pathetic sad week, keep it coming.

[@MaxPrehl]

Guys i actually really liked the driving discussion! I think Nigel might be onto something about "bad" (accident prone) drivers just being oblivious because good drivers avoid them

[@twincore3288]

Nigel be like, I've been rear ended twice, I'm only interested in what's on the inside.

[@KLienne]

53:24 Allen is so aware, we were actually missing Kevin there.

[@anthonyfn]

Nile is like... I wasn't even trying! ;)

[@JacubWhite38]

I'm in Oregon and I don't think there's any law against pumping your own gas. I see people do it often, especially if a gas station is particularly busy, but there are also a few places that will just trust you to do it yourself. They typically have someone available to pump the gas, but you can just tell them you got it and they understand. The more commercial gas stations around here are a bit more adamant on having the attendance pump the gas, but I've never seen an attendant stop someone from pumping it themselves, even at these commercial gas stations. It's like a choose your own adventure book for gasoline.

[@westie430]

I'm in Idaho & we can't understand Oregon & their weird gas pumping thing, it's kinda hit or miss...I looked it up & apparently it's a law made back in the 50s that's still in use today 😂

[@thirtythreeeyes8624]

@@westie430New Jersey too and I would imagine it does keep the fire risk down on top of making a few more jobs and helping out disabled people.

[@westie430]

@@thirtythreeeyes8624 gas pump fires aren't exactly a common thing 🤷🏻‍♀️ Also, Oregon can be kinda rabid about it, like they'll stop you if you try to pump your own gas (multiple experiences) it's not really to help people, they are a bit crazy over there. Sorry Oregon 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@thirtythreeeyes8624]

@@westie430 Common no but, if they do happen it's a pretty big deal. Besides who gives a shit about pumping their own gas, would you want to fill up your own propane tanks or do you enjoy bagging your own groceries too?

[@JacubWhite38]

@@westie430 I've never seen an attendant prevent someone from pumping their own gas, but I live in an incredibly rural county so things aren't the same here as they are in the cities and whatnot. I'm also on the coast, so if your experience in Oregon is from the godawful East then I can't really comment much on that. It's also different in the metropolitan areas around places like Eugene, Portland, Roseburg, etc.

[@metaleggman18]

It's kind of weird to say this in an age when stick shifts are far less manufactured than automatics, and we even have one pedal driving with electrics, but I think there's a lot to be said for the mindfulness you have to drive stick. I honestly think having mostly driven in my stick shift has made me be a much more mindful driver simply because if I get distracted, I can't shift down or up or whatever. I don't know if this is true, but I remember some countries in Europe still required people to learn stick, even tho basically no stick shift cars were being manufactured anymore. But like, driving stick, you learn your rpms, shift points, etc., by touch and hearing, but you also start to pay more attention to things like the tires and breaking, because those are more involved with a stick. It's not just pushing break and pushing throttle.

[@jhbailey929]

I agree that driving a manual can force a driver to be more aware. My wife and I both learned on manuals. All of our avoidable accidents have been in automatics, now we both daily drive manuals. My ADHD mind wanders in an automatic, I get bored, accidents happen. Driving a manual is fun for me (usually) and I'm always thinking 5 seconds ahead, driving predictable. Now manuals are no longer an option in many cases because it won't play well with modern driver assists and CVTs do better on mileage tests.

[@theonebman7581]

You're by law required to learn stick where I live You can choose between auto and stick for the actual exam tho, and you get the same license no matter what if you pass, but you MUST learn on stick

[@jhbailey929]

@@theonebman7581 20 years ago in the US my driver's school wouldn't teach parallel parking, much less manual. Long live the stick.

[@annakilifa331]

I don't know about european countries where people have to learn driving manual without manual cars being produced, but I do live in a european country where driving manual is the norm and automatic cars are very much in the minority. So yes, people here do learn to drive manual, because they will most likely only ever drive manual cars, as they are the standard here, so they are very much still being produced. There might also be other european countries where what you said applies, but I don't know the specifics of every countries car industry

[@gedgar]

Its because nigel has an authoritative voice

[@blissyay3382]

i will forever be baffled that Nigel is single

[@brettgt40]

Nigel may have gotten the simps to undress for him, but Allen got sniddies. I would count that as a win.

[@FrancisR420]

I really like inked designs on shirts, like you can literally see the fibers in the design, but it's probably way more expensive to do that with a black background.

[@memejeff]

To quote the mythbusters, "suki des Nigel san"

[@ViviDimension]

Oregon and New Jersey both have employees at gas stations to fill your vehicle for you. I know in Oregon at least, that except under special circumstance you aren't allowed to fill your tank yourself. This becomes interesting when we Oregonians go to another state and have forgotten how it works.

[@lakerlemus]

I live in oregon and i fill up my gas all the time cause sometimes the attendants are busy and i know some places that are understaffed and have you do it

[@socksfersold]

I love the way Allen describe the fanart

[@ItzWhyPlays]

Ima be honest, I've listened to each episode over twice now and this is the first time watching it on KZbin and not Spotify

[@socksfersold]

Same, but this episode came out on apple podcast first and then KZbin so I was refreshing a buncha times yesterday 💀

[@Oosh21]

Used to refill whilst running because my car had a dodgy immobilizer that made it a crap shoot to get it started. One time it had a cracked return hose and was pumping fuel on to the forecourt. I panicked, jumped in the car, and drove it home leaving a trail of fuel behind me like something out of an action movie. But no-one threw a cigarette on the ground to blow me up. 🤣

[@DragonFiesta]

So I was a young new driver and I had to get to an apointment over an hour away, this was the 90's so I had a paper map and thats it. there was multipul detures from contruction. I get the the place and I am hauling ass when I see there is a temporary dirt side road leading to the driveway to the place. being young.... I cranked the wheel, the car (a 1978 pontiac catalina) went into a slide. the back end hit a wooden telephone pole which changed the slide and sent my car into the fence of the place I was going. the chainlink lifted up over the car and pinned it down. I walked the driveway and explained I had crashed into their fence, and that I was there because I had an apointment for, drum roll please.... Drivers Education. they thought it was the funniest shit ever.

[@westie430]

That's the greatest thing I've ever read🤣🤣

[@DragonFiesta]

@@westie430 yeah it was one of those times where you start to wonder if you are in a movie or something. I also got lost on the way home, ended up having to beg for cash and use a payphone to call my parents. My Dad knew the exact turn that I messed up on the way home and luckily thought the cash was pretty funny too. I drove that car for a couple more years with the back bumper held up with wire. eventually added duct tape racing stripes and a wrestiling trophy as a hood ornament.

[@grashoprsmith]

@59:00 When they fill propane tanks, they open a valve on the tank they are filling. This is how they tell when it is full. You never fill a tank more than 80% so there is room for expansion if it heats up. The valve is at the 80% mark assuming it's on a level surface. Once liquid, rather than vapor propane comes out, you stop. They are supposed to shut the out-going valve everything is connected to so pilots go out before filling. Also, if there is an on demand water heater, there is a chance that there is a spark ignitor that could start if someone tried using the hot water while the propane is being filled. So no one should be in the rv while it's being filled.

[@nsf574]

19:45 "All we have to do is ask Nigel to explain something and everyone knows it's inappropriate" 21:57 26:13 "Exceptional, yeah." 26:49 28:34 *Gets pulled over for driving on the wrong side of the road* "ELLAU OFFICAH! ROIGHTY'O!" 37:31 "Nigel's about to say the most racist thing you've ever heard" 39:16 43:52 LOL Osman's so right you can hear Nigel enter the defensive high-tone No, NO! LISTEN! This is the reasoning, this is the reasoning, okay? 47:58 52:58 "I just have a hypothetical question for you"

[@jacobmarborg1740]

every time i get on the road i actively prevent like 2 accidents that i was un aware would have occured

[@ShamblerDK]

Part of my IT work was recovering data and that of course includes photos. I've seen some horrible shit over the years.

[@mavste5677]

"China has better manufacturing capabilities and resources." Well, yeah, decades of off-shoring almost ALL manufacturing in almost every industry will have that effect.

[@Roach_Dogg_JR]

51:00 The funny thing is I took drivers ed a few years ago and they actually teach you NOT to do it hand over hand nowadays. Push-pull steering is the standard drivers ed steering technique. It's also 8 and 4 now instead of 10 and 2.

[@moonliteX]

allen should have 100% pushed his mythbusters merch!!!

[@braydonellis6778]

I think turning off your car to refuel is more important when you're talking about older vehicles, where static electricity could start a fire. From what I've heard modern cars often have grounded fuel fill ports and grounded gas nozzles at the pump. So it would be very rare to start a fire by filling with your car running. But there are laws that say you cant leave your car while idling as well and this may have more to do with those laws.

[@WinterNorth]

I mean most handles for the nozzles are rubber so if it was you that was static, even turning of the car won't help. (My apartment is filled with static in the winter, I have to discharge myself whenever I get up)

[@danielhorvath2421]

I always keep away from smashed/crashed cars because if it happend once, it will happen again, but not with me

[@nonsensicalvin]

'Hunker down and work hard' never a truer word spoken ahaha

[@Secretunkownpink]

AHAH Nigel is so adorable man

[@Secretunkownpink]

4:25 lmao

[@eggi4443]

so true

[@X4Alpha4X]

i know a lot of people who've always filled up while the engine was running. i really dont see the issue other than over caution. Unless you are having gasoline fights with a car that backfires there really isnt any way for anything to happen. gas fumes really dont escape the gas port much, you can smell extremely small amounts, plus it rises away from the car. If you are really worried about the car leaking gas somewhere then what difference does it make when filling, vs driving away? The main reason people do it where i live in the midwest is because it gets fucking cold. When you've only just started your car and got to the gas station in the morning, you want that heater running while you stand outside. Also a lot of older vehicles are a pain to get started and the last thing you want is for the cold to kill your battery while youre pumping gas.

[@BelindaShort]

Custom framer here- I have had to frame some...things in the past, but i can tell you that most people can get things custom ordered now. I do now have an idea to offer discrete framing for anime conventions now

[@capness1228]

I have gotten gas while the car was running exactly one time, the battery was shot and I had to get a jump to get the car going in the first place and was worried if I turned it off it wouldn't start up again.

[@Butters69Channel]

In Oregon the pump attendants will usually fill you up with the vehicle running ESPECIALLY if it's a shitty car because sometimes it's so shitty that you can't get it started again so once it's running you just don't shut it off.

[@kawasaki3070]

All the Safety Third ads this episode convinced me to get 4 sticker packs & a pin.

[@CzarownicaMarta]

Such a T-shirt is a sign of insanity. I need one.

[@seedatedwe3620]

Def already put these stickers on my work trucks. I'm a plumber so the "open hole" on the excavator truck is perfect

[@kylekalmbach]

Filling up with your car running is sometimes necessary in super cold weather. Edit: specifically the North slope, the oil fields, in Alaska. They don't turn the vehicles off. Because they won't start if they do. Diesel trucks? That's a question like semi's, do they leave them on?

[@bravodefeated9193]

lots of engineers have anecdotes about their experience with chinese suppliers and if it were up to them theyd rather buy stuff from here and pay extra than having to deal with that but usually the company makes the decision so you make do

[@jerreddyer2224]

I've lived in Florida for 30 years, and I've seen 1 person pump gas while the car was running. I was with my buddy while I was in highschool. I, very stoned, thought I was going to die a painful, firey death. Full on panic for like 3 minutes, and nothing happened we were just fine. Apparently it is a thing people do.

[@CRneu]

it's really not a big deal to do. you're more likely to create a spark after getting into/out of your car because of the static build up.

[@jerreddyer2224]

Vapors aren't contained from the nozzle going into the neck of the fuel tank.. you can see it evaporating while you pump. You are outside tho so it dissapates pretty quickly. It's a non-zero % chance you kill yourself and anyone around you.....

[@mattymerr701]

Lane changes often make traffic way worse when it is already slow. Pain in the ass

[@literailly]

Coming from a cold climate, I always left the car running while fueling up. Didn't even know it was a concern until I moved to another state and someone said something. Now I'm going to have to dig and and see if the risk has been quantified... I mean, I get that it's a risk, but, so is driving around with 10-20 gallons of flammable liquid in the first place. That said, I'll probably remember this podcast and turn the car off from now on. So, thanks. You either saved my life, or wasted 30seconds of it per month for the rest of my time on earth 😂

[@Bghunter96]

I would say that it's perfectly safe to fuel up with the car on if you are getting diesel, I would do it with gasoline but i don't recommend it. (Disclaimer: When you take advise check the source, this is a comment on a podcast that is called safety third)

[@little_black_raincloud]

Back fire is when combustion comes back out of the intake. After fire is when excess fuel is ignited in the exhaust.

[@swimchick51]

Hold up Nigel is single 👀 shame i live in california

[@JordiVanderwaal]

That's not that far, I live in Southern Europe 😭

[@alijah1539]

I'm right there with William Driving. Nobody wants to tell me how my driving is because its not dangerous but its not fun to be in the car.

[@animationcreations42]

The Dumber and Dumbest plates in Kansas belong to the KZbinr Hoovies Garage, they're on his Lamborghinis

[@m_waz7945]

Used to ride a kickstart motorcycle that hated hot starts Never shut it off when refueling

[@falsernet]

Diesel cars are super common in Europe, probably more than half in the UK. We were lead to believe that they were better for the environment in the 90s and early 2000s which turned out to be bs.

[@bongmuon]

I always say I am a skilled driver, not a good driver. I have learnt from my mistakes pushing my car past its limits and now have the skills needed to drive skilled.... doesn't mean I follow all of the rules all of the time though.

[@yeetyeet7070]

Nigel is soo right about his car theories

[@MitchHeil]

I'm from MN. I never turn my car off when getting gas, especially in the winter. I'm not on my phone while filling and I'm by the nozzle, but I never turn it off.

[@BrandEver117]

Ugh I live in Oregon and the gas filling law is so stupid...especially beacause in rural areas, the stations close at like 9:00...so after that you can get stranded. One of the many reasons I love having an electric car now