"If It's Not HARD, I Don't Want It In My Mouth..."

We cooked some eggs with Austin and Cyr :)
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Constera - Stuck In America
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[@csbrooks]

Austin is such a charming guy. He adds so much to anything he's in.

[@qwi2311]

Nick is still Rolling with his “Weaponized Incompetence” whenever he’s asked to do something.

[@XanderFenikkusu]

not too sure, maybe its actual incompetence

[@aidenbustos8625]

@@XanderFenikkusu it’s working

[@coolcat1530]

Just this months favorite buzzphrase.... No such thing.

[@kenshin1368]

@@XanderFenikkusu Definitely real incompetence for Austin lmao

[@emmanuelwil-jeff]

​@@XanderFenikkusu, there's no bullshitting when you really don't know how to do something, and I'm gonna say nick's the type of person to say it but also the liking hard in the mouth thing. I'm questioning that heavily, but I'm also not a Nmplol regular. I'm a mizkid for context, but obviously, their boys, so I'm gonna see them and nick; he's just different, and I like others but idk abt hard things in mouths; imma need some more explanation there, but I did the lie detector episode, so ya XD

[@ilikecommenting6849]

Lmao I fucking love Austin! His Trump impression was 10/10 lmao

[@Kehlp]

comedic timing is amazing

[@XanderFenikkusu]

Was hilarious, but also correct. It does sound a lot like China with like 700 million CCTV Cameras, social credit, and face recognition AI.

[@alighani2720]

@@XanderFenikkusu the China understander has logged on

[@XanderFenikkusu]

@@alighani2720?

[@michaelperez2478]

Agreed, and the best part is the imitation was factual.

[@jasonbustillos6488]

Editors did super fucking good on this video

[@terenceperson1204]

I'm beginning to see more and more why nick is the way is he is. His mom sounds ruthless.

[@BlackRuby67]

For real

[@hikaru99]

Yeah no wonder. Makes a lot of sense now that you mention it. Did she teach him anything or just give him shit 24/7?

[@stephanie-ty3df]

She called the cops on him the first time he cursed at her.

[@haroppert9562]

@@stephanie-ty3df jesus is that true?

[@P4PKing]

@@stephanie-ty3df People that call the cops for shit that isn't an emergency are the worst.

[@shlongbongchewy]

14:47 Hasan calling this his 9/11 killed me

[@timepiece_enthusiast]

Austin is great, a born entertainer.

[@iitstre_4550]

I love when Malena starts speaking in her native tongue. It’s never nice, but it’s always funny. 😂

[@MightyKondrai]

nicks joke right after austins at 2:33 actually got me in tears. also, man nick needs to read some history and literature before preaching 'polomism' bro 💀

[@XanderFenikkusu]

Exactly. planned economy and communism is not only unethical and undesirable, it also has never, and will never work.

[@emmasa03]

HAhahaha

[@ShaunRL]

Also needs to understand what dark matter actually is.

[@ssadalas]

Braindead thing he said and i personally hope that those things he said is just a joke COPIUM

[@davesprivatelounge]

@@ShaunRL It's obviously matter that is dark 5Head

[@shiningbanana693]

Did not expect this combo would work so well

[@Thunderblase]

The charisma oozing off Austin is unbelivable

[@ComradeFoxx]

he is a natural born show man

[@disgustedsumo5167]

you guys mix sooooo well with austin its great please do more together

[@GrilledCheeseObamaSandwichMMMM]

i did not expect austin to fail so bad at cacking an egg i choked on my food.

[@pinkdragoneyes]

Malena is already basically an adoptive mom for 20 different adult male streamers, why would she want kids?

[@ndukweuduma3955]

I LOVE the Hasan cut-scenes

[@cybervoid8442]

Lmao 🤣

[@nickmondragon8989]

We need more Austin with you guys!!! This my is favorite stream you guys have done yet

[@rodolforodriguez4908]

Lmao Nick describing 1984 by George Orwell got me dead

[@brandalfthegrand]

this was one of the best edited videos i've seen on Nick's YT. It'll be hard to find what segments to put into a highlights video, this video is really well done.

[@fabiii7044]

14:25 "oh my good.. sooo tempting" definitely killed me

[@baby_muppy]

i love austin so glad he's joining!!!!

[@OLBarbok]

Haha the editing with Hasan was great. You guys are actually so wonderful and pleasant to watch together, that was great.

[@seansiquig]

austin is one of my favorite streamers who NEVER STREAMS god damn it

[@explodingmonad4535]

you cut out Malena's setup to the cyr orphan joke. She did the heavy lifting.

[@danoleza5707]

This was such a dope stream loved it guys keep it up

[@cheifqueef3805]

10:15 lmfao

[@TauEnjoyer]

i fking love austin, missed the guy!

[@elliotcrowe4135]

I feel nicks happiness has gone up since camp knut. Props to him

[@Greg_Stache]

Austin: Where’s the egg whites? Malena: *opens the carton of eggs. Malena is a thug.

[@lrgtreeztgod3344]

Its so sad how people will force/scar you with their beliefs and make you feel like your a bad person. My families like that too

[@limi.]

Cyr and Austin is like one of my favs to feature in any stream…they just work perfectly and have great chemistry with any streamer. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@robdabarbarian]

10:05 Nick uses the plot for Psychopass and tries to pass it off as his own theory...

[@CostcoFries]

Bro loved this video! I miss the steams but I look forward to these videos. And Austin is so cool! Love you guys Nick & Malena. Great video guys, keep it up!

[@aaronwild2894]

I felt bad for Cyr, sitting there looking at food knowing he can't eat it.

[@DaaFreestyle]

Austin sounded so defeated at 6:10

[@wishes_._]

That was the greatest transition I have EVER seen from nicks stream to hasans stream

[@jerryfromtheblock6463]

sometimes with these streamers it feels weird how far they progressed at their age, but then you see them (try to) do the most basic stuff like cook and you discover there are huge swaths of their lives where they have progressed 0% and are basically inept

[@FriendxA]

similar to most gamers.

[@johntony6974]

@@FriendxA what??

[@jgosto1967]

yoooo extracting the eggs was the funniest shit i've ever seen in a looong time idk why

[@mohanned661]

Nick looking thin an actual gladiator he crushed it with leg day

[@ak2304]

My kudos to the editor! Well done!

[@cyberkhalifa4885]

4:06 boyz

[@5punkt5]

Helvete, Malena is so considerate! De trodde jag aldrig om norrbaggar! ;)

[@rockerdude]

Holy hell Austin! He’s great! “Where are the egg whites? OHHH you can do that?”

[@KrazyBird911]

Austin is so fucking funny, he elevates any stream he's on IMO

[@Mojoremixxx]

Nick love you. Keep going. You're strong!

[@jdmji]

I love Malena, she has her moments.

[@Jnze]

Austin’s impressions are hilarious!! 😂

[@bladekilla]

Austin doing the Trump impression had me laughing off my chair so good lmao

[@fram24]

Nick described the movie The Giver

[@twitch_tv_pat]

i wish austin would come to texas more offten , he works so well with every streamer there

[@KingMondoWWM]

This was such a great stream. Austin is so damn funny.

[@TwiceEleven]

New editor? Seems like a bit different style. Well done

[@JayJoStanAccount]

Im not someone who usually watches many different streams...I got my like 10 or so I bounce between usually. I gotta say over these past few weeks and following Nick and Camp Knut I have added Knut and Wake to the list because they are such good dudes and now I think I gotta add Austin to the list. My man is hilarious.

[@beattheovenludwigvan]

when austin broke the egg and it fell LEMAO

[@endermenkilla]

thats where my son is gonna be one day lol, nick that was cute and pogo at the same time

[@joselguerra0]

Not pogo.

[@mother4413]

She doesnt want kids tho

[@pretzels713]

@@mother4413 He can still have kids

[@endermenkilla]

@@mother4413 thats why its pogo lol he makes her uncomfortable

[@markcoleman7246]

@@mother4413 I've heard that plenty of times by people that inevitably became parents anyway.🥱😶

[@WoeIsJesse]

Best vid in a minute, maybe because of all the cameos lol but jokes were 11/10

[@B0H0]

Malena hitting Nick with the two piece combo at the beginning.

[@GHOST_RED]

my son nick 0:10 ayo polom

[@beardedsurgeon2253]

If I could hit the like button more than once I would... Love the streams and the youtube

[@Christian_Ellingsen]

Yo I have no idea who this kid is, but this stream was awesome! :D And his Trump impression was off the hook! :D

[@Riku-hg9ke]

he is otherwise known as Rajj Patel, was very big on twitch for a while for hosting game shows with a bunch of streamers over videocall

[@chasinglightbulbs5043]

Great edit! Keep it coming :D

[@o7juan]

Special guest? It’s just Austin LULW

[@nicpardon1057]

That egg trick is cool but unneccisary just seperate then the normal way

[@muatring]

Austin is such a funny guy

[@djmastakilla3948]

Austin i enjoyed ur sense of humor to bring out that shirt that said im not gay.. have fun joking around feels so free. Austin i applaud you 👏 lol

[@GodofLovers]

Damn nmp needs some prescription test. I'm 33 and always wake up with morning wood.

[@GodofLovers]

@T€RB never said constantly. Just morning wood. I got high T and a wild sex drive. I'm not getting something checked in have no problem with. Unless I have a problem getting it up, I'm good.

[@GodofLovers]

@T€RB I build muscle very easily, and I can fuck with no problem. If this is too high, I'm glad to have this problem. Most men have a way lower test count than men in the 50s and 60s. So I consider myself "blessed".

[@martyrofgrenth2136]

I may be wrong but I think he actually was taking test for a while, not long after he initially found out he has low testosterone. I wonder what happened with that... :v

[@Gaskii_]

Austin is a fantastic guest, funny guy. They all get along really well.

[@nolanthewarrior8893]

"pineapple" :)

[@Kehlp]

actually W guest

[@louis-etiennebelangergagno5514]

Watching this confirms that all you need in life is insane luck.

[@Screw064]

Is this the most pineapples in one vid

[@Aviiven]

Amazing editing tbh!

[@shyamadash]

I just have to say, that thumbnail is nothing short of incredible

[@Nekuratul]

polomism is just 1984 lol

[@antonbonin5003]

Austin is a "Pineapple" bomb 😂

[@fazekevin9490]

In all honestly iam from Europe, I didn't know this bottle trick. Eating egg coming from a carton sounds disgusting to me but to each their own, i guess that's america.

[@leancamo800]

BRO, I had no idea who Austin was but, the first 3 mins of the video made me like him. He's hilarious and seems to be a great bud to be around

[@nickmilo932]

Nick reminds me so much of Jerry Smith

[@Octavion114]

didnt invent it but now im using that.... my kids will know about this

[@RyanTaylor-vb6ym]

Austin>knut it ezzz okay malynahhh 😂😂

[@miasmavoid]

tik tok education from malena

[@benfromvt]

i love yt outro

[@NorroTaku]

this was really pineapple I really pineapple this stream

[@rayzecor]

I didn't know Austin was this cool

[@erikstein1348]

YO WTF MALENA Just taught me the greatest life lack. Actual 200 iq empty waterbottle to suck up yolks

[@ZelltisExx]

0:10 Whos gonna tell him that his swimmers don't swim

[@saberusmaximus2703]

Austin doesn’t want to sleep at Hassan’s because he might try to sleep with Hassan lol

[@kurt4559]

Austin is such a funny dude 😂

[@seniordelcielo4888]

She really doesn't plan on having Nick's kids🤣...it's always pineapple

[@slick3996]

he's gonna fill it up one day without asking for sure

[@seniordelcielo4888]

@@slick3996 thats the best move Nick has

[@ssadalas]

@@seniordelcielo4888 and hopefully wasn't the last straw for malena and left him for that, because honestly that is just uncalled for

[@fortypath22]

Did they get a new editor? Cause he’s been going crazy with the videos lately

[@victorvinnyvalfierno]

10:41 her reaction is definitely someone that just got exposed... damn

[@_Hasted]

Their guest looks a lot like that Rajj Patel guy

[@luckylotus3047]

Malena is so wholesome

[@vt_hikaru]

Polism is just 1984 big brother. Also Austin's Trump impression is so good

[@easyskills4210]

Crack it on a flatt surface ^^

[@yakinthebox]

where is the reading ban appeals I need to see it

[@Wakazashi1]

Austin is hilarious

[@trygve_]

This was fucking gold

[@leancamo800]

10:50 Malena's disbelief face is PERFECT LMAO

[@Erecy]

Hasan omf LMAOO and that transition was insane

[@joewat3982]

Malena, *Summoning a Smoke Monster is a little Overkill* @00:06-00:09