"man, she never touches me.."

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Nmplol

Nmplol

Күн бұрын

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@youngrootv
@youngrootv Жыл бұрын
Will and Caroline definitely give off ‘the most attractive couple and we’re not even trying’ vibes
@MrHesdan
@MrHesdan Жыл бұрын
They just..: "Better Ppl"
@ZeroDarknezz
@ZeroDarknezz Жыл бұрын
When I grow up I wanna be like them tbh
@DaFifaKid
@DaFifaKid Жыл бұрын
well will is gay so it makes sense
@theseproblemsmatter1
@theseproblemsmatter1 Жыл бұрын
@@ZeroDarknezz Same
@youngrootv
@youngrootv Жыл бұрын
@@DaFifaKid just because you’re not as comfortable in your sexuality as him doesn’t mean that you have to project that onto others my guy
@Joey-nt4xr
@Joey-nt4xr Жыл бұрын
Nick's allergy sheet would be half as long if they just said "allergic to wood"
@ItsDSP
@ItsDSP Жыл бұрын
Even Nick’s wood?
@TheJumpingJake
@TheJumpingJake Жыл бұрын
@@ItsDSP I dont think redwood was on the list?
@jessesteeltown
@jessesteeltown Жыл бұрын
its not the wood though, its the leaves lol
@Sixvo
@Sixvo Жыл бұрын
It would be empty if it were only things confirmed by a doctor.
@Dragonfly383
@Dragonfly383 Жыл бұрын
@@jessesteeltownwhy leaves tho? Its the pollen most of the times. Contact allergies are rarer
@sebbychanforever
@sebbychanforever Жыл бұрын
Seeing Caroline's reactions makes me realize how desensitized I've become to Nick's egregious state of health I just expect the bloody dandruff at this point
@MrKob20
@MrKob20 Жыл бұрын
Dandrift*
@betoski
@betoski Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@thewhackman
@thewhackman Жыл бұрын
i always thought everyone in the chat goes with the joke when nick farms, but looking at your comment and several others, i gotta say im really shocked yall think he is actually being serious.
@smoogles.5534
@smoogles.5534 Жыл бұрын
@@MrKob20 DanWoof*
@ooh9961
@ooh9961 Жыл бұрын
@@MrKob20 dandruff
@HeadsetProfessional
@HeadsetProfessional Жыл бұрын
The cut ins of other streamers reacting is a great editing idea.
@MTeelul
@MTeelul Жыл бұрын
yessir
@SeeIAmDead
@SeeIAmDead Жыл бұрын
I was so confused, I thought the video ended and moved on to a Hasan video
@pixiej8432
@pixiej8432 Жыл бұрын
I love that holy
@saiftime3155
@saiftime3155 Жыл бұрын
I always get surprised by how confident nick is, in sharing his insecurities.
@-F4K3-
@-F4K3- Жыл бұрын
This was like watching a friend you think is cool hangout with actual cool people and realize the feet and poop jokes from your friend shoulda been a red flag
@Rally_Stache
@Rally_Stache Жыл бұрын
This description is too good
@steverogers6572
@steverogers6572 Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@TheJumpingJake
@TheJumpingJake Жыл бұрын
This whole thing is hilarious! Caroline - Just because woman’s month ended, doesn’t mean you can do this. Will - Caroline, what the hell, get a knife then. Caroline - Ah fu - Im just good for getting knives? Will - Apparently not because you didn’t get one. Touché William.
@Josh-uv5th
@Josh-uv5th Жыл бұрын
I love that Caroline actually calls out Nick's bullshit
@diegocorrea1059
@diegocorrea1059 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE THE OPPOSITE 😊
@thepenguin9
@thepenguin9 Жыл бұрын
Nick just fucking watching not saying a thing just puts a cherry on the cake
@seederdontra5227
@seederdontra5227 Жыл бұрын
nick washing his ass actually makes me kind of proud
@Purriah
@Purriah Жыл бұрын
That’s bare minimum human hygiene. I learned to always wash every part of my body as soon as I was old enough to bathe myself. Wtf
@ABN460
@ABN460 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. I mean I think Nick is a cool dude. But there are a lot of times I’m just like. Dude how do you have anything you have
@JugsKise
@JugsKise Жыл бұрын
@@Purriah I honestly doubt 84% of the things said on this stream by this man are true. Now, the ass washing thing could very well fall into that 16%, but...
@seederdontra5227
@seederdontra5227 Жыл бұрын
@@Purriah yea well nick is a unique person who needs some extra help. you saw his allergies, its amazing he's still alive.
@ghty56222
@ghty56222 Жыл бұрын
having a leaky asshole and not washing has to be a troll lmao
@darkunicornblood5140
@darkunicornblood5140 Жыл бұрын
Caroline has such great comedic timing, that “YES!” Before the winner announcement lol
@Lagwire77
@Lagwire77 Жыл бұрын
The editing on these videos is always getting better and better. Awesome shit guys, love seeing the synergy.
@mr.mason3124
@mr.mason3124 Жыл бұрын
I would honestly pay for a podcast with Nick and Caroline😂😂
@FezzForYou
@FezzForYou Жыл бұрын
these are the most genuine people, like this is what it feels like to have conversations without any awkwardness. D: i wish i could relate
@samf3079
@samf3079 Жыл бұрын
@0:44 This part could be straight out of a sitcom.
@a.s.2611
@a.s.2611 Жыл бұрын
9:06 when Austin says nicks not going too, ofc he isn't didn't you see his allergy list? probably on there too! 😂
@Ggamemaster1998
@Ggamemaster1998 Жыл бұрын
Man, you can tell that as soon as someone out pogos Nick he crumbles and shows his true colors, I love it
@wingsofabe
@wingsofabe Жыл бұрын
Austin show realy is the show, he's so good at being entertaining.
@yoosanti1605
@yoosanti1605 Жыл бұрын
I love any stream that just ft. Austin, it just makes shit more enjoyable
@lilducko
@lilducko Жыл бұрын
I didn't realize how much nick has to struggle just to see another sunrise, poor dude, I'll never judge him again
@dannyacevedo174
@dannyacevedo174 9 ай бұрын
"There could be a spider in here" my brother in christ you should be more worried if there was sawdust in there
@tempex6200
@tempex6200 Жыл бұрын
nick was so proud and jealous at the same time when malena showed what she could do lol
@unusallife6326
@unusallife6326 Жыл бұрын
Caroline: “William!!” Fuck me, I thought my Mom was still alive and yelling at me for doing something wrong.
@human1435
@human1435 Жыл бұрын
William... Get off KZbin and go do your homework
@furkanpoyraz8008
@furkanpoyraz8008 Жыл бұрын
Mad respect to Malena for dealing with Nick's shit
@Kigemie
@Kigemie Жыл бұрын
Keep in mind we the viewers see a small percentage of their lives…
@furkanpoyraz8008
@furkanpoyraz8008 Жыл бұрын
@@Kigemie yeah u are right my friend
@ultimpower9350
@ultimpower9350 Жыл бұрын
​@@souumi661thats such bs lol
@furkanpoyraz8008
@furkanpoyraz8008 Жыл бұрын
Whatever it may be, Nicks mental health seems no good... maybe talking to a therapist will help
@blasphemousbouquet6486
@blasphemousbouquet6486 Жыл бұрын
@@souumi661 Dawg what 💀💀
@danielhaddad732
@danielhaddad732 Жыл бұрын
nicks on 1 hp
@Pikkefanten
@Pikkefanten Жыл бұрын
The sound and editing at 6:05 is beautiful
@deathcat6382
@deathcat6382 Жыл бұрын
The world is a biohazard for nick
@theo10235
@theo10235 Жыл бұрын
“Cause of my raw sex appeal…. In game.” 😂 haven’t laughed that hard in a while
@mariodude247
@mariodude247 Жыл бұрын
8:51 nick looks sort of proud😂
@1uscious
@1uscious Жыл бұрын
so many emotions to be seen in that blank stare
@TheBugsyEyes
@TheBugsyEyes Жыл бұрын
It was awesome seeing lord Kirk come into the kitchen with Austin, watched them both years ago when they collaborated with old school Runescape!
@AJvsEverything
@AJvsEverything Жыл бұрын
Malena telling Caroline to duck to get out of the Black History Month LSF clip was fucking gold...she knows what's up...
@DougBurnsRaps
@DougBurnsRaps Жыл бұрын
Love Nick just casually eating a tv dinner while Malena cooks haha
@ascrazyasitseems
@ascrazyasitseems Жыл бұрын
Im gonna start calling him "Severe"
@kami_1789
@kami_1789 Жыл бұрын
19:40 is fkn hilarious. Caroline actually has quite a sensual voice lmao
@Zavalarlz
@Zavalarlz Жыл бұрын
I want to apologize, maybe Nick is not that soy, he's just allergic to the universe
@megablario842
@megablario842 Жыл бұрын
I love how they see raw potatoes and think about frying it
@Baitsy
@Baitsy Жыл бұрын
Lord Kirk coming in out of nowhere like that really made my day
@timeless1882
@timeless1882 Жыл бұрын
I really relate to Nick with that allergy test, I took a test to see what I'm allergic to and I'm basically allergic to everything but food, which is ironic since both my parents are allergic to seafood. I have to take allergy pills almost everyday so I don't breakout in hives or wake up with a congested nose.
@sekischro5093
@sekischro5093 4 ай бұрын
where to get allergy test
@Staros
@Staros Жыл бұрын
Nick's allergy sheet is literally mine LMAO not a fun time being outside I'll tell you that much
@foxy.y
@foxy.y Жыл бұрын
nmp definitely has one of the best video editors
@Non-Giving-UpSchoolGuy
@Non-Giving-UpSchoolGuy Жыл бұрын
"This was a total culinary collapse." Ouch.
@Tomiply
@Tomiply Жыл бұрын
15:36 Was... she joking there? She's THAT superstitious? Holy shit, that's like getting scared as hell when you see a black cat at a street, hoping it doesn't cross lol
@leonardowada4240
@leonardowada4240 Жыл бұрын
For a millisecond Caroline and Will thought about trying
@maiqtheliar_
@maiqtheliar_ Жыл бұрын
Austin roleplaying as a masterchef judge
@xShowtimeex
@xShowtimeex Жыл бұрын
THE HASAN EDIT LOL
@ХитрыйЛис-ж5п
@ХитрыйЛис-ж5п 10 ай бұрын
17:15 In this video Jaison predicted his love for Nunu.
@wqtersqge
@wqtersqge 3 ай бұрын
"obviously shes not going anywhere" words that have aged like milk...
@seb612schuth
@seb612schuth Жыл бұрын
How wield is it that this video is one of the few that can be shared around to people who don't know these streamers
@Will-yv3zr
@Will-yv3zr Жыл бұрын
Someone should make music out of WillNeff reading Nick's allergies
@JonBeiTO
@JonBeiTO Жыл бұрын
10:56 Nick: "Do you guys get to fart?"
@ogspeace
@ogspeace Жыл бұрын
the transition to hassan's stream was sick!
@desbraxt
@desbraxt Жыл бұрын
Some people just wouldn't make it past their 20s without modern medicine, myself included lol
@JomsvikingjR
@JomsvikingjR 10 ай бұрын
What he said came into existence with Nora "probably find a girl in a video game"
@AdrianAye
@AdrianAye Жыл бұрын
mans would literally die if he touched grass
@seederdontra5227
@seederdontra5227 Жыл бұрын
i like how u had some complicated ingredients in there
@namus_rd
@namus_rd Жыл бұрын
when karoline called him William i was afraid for my guy.
@ProxCQ
@ProxCQ Жыл бұрын
8:17 she is like "how does nick achieve such levels of ineptitude!?" 😆
@dracekidjr
@dracekidjr Жыл бұрын
tip for anyone cooking pork, its fully cooked at 145 degrees. pull it earlier than that by 5 or 10 degrees and let it rest so it isnt too dry.
@PossiblyIneffabel
@PossiblyIneffabel Жыл бұрын
Good lord the hasan cutaway was so smooth I minimized to check which channel I was on
@taylorsanders8742
@taylorsanders8742 Жыл бұрын
I feel like im watching a war
@Clerkszilla
@Clerkszilla Жыл бұрын
Power move by Chance at the theme park, 100%.
@sykessaul123
@sykessaul123 Жыл бұрын
I didn't realise it at first, but I'm here for the savageness of the reviews.
@rubenjurado457
@rubenjurado457 Жыл бұрын
In the end you got the “w” in content guys
@SilentTripod365
@SilentTripod365 Жыл бұрын
Crazy how high or depressed i have to be to find this shit funny lmao
@LP-fj6sr
@LP-fj6sr 10 ай бұрын
Probably the other way around buddy
@punoko6062
@punoko6062 Жыл бұрын
woah kirk reconnecting with austin, just like old times...
@Geeberino
@Geeberino Жыл бұрын
Will and Caroline are a great duo.
@cypherr4870
@cypherr4870 Жыл бұрын
So according to nicks allergies he would die if he went near a tree lmao
@BestinKillerBK
@BestinKillerBK Жыл бұрын
yo we need a tv show where he just roast food
@iamme725
@iamme725 Жыл бұрын
thats the highest ive seen the PogO counter go in a while
@TheLispner
@TheLispner Жыл бұрын
Malena we have ants.
@elementalxrayforfree6973
@elementalxrayforfree6973 Жыл бұрын
That means ironically nick is a strong man to be still alive.
@grilledleeks6514
@grilledleeks6514 Жыл бұрын
yeahhhh. suuuure. Thats what that means.
@MakesBadNameDecisions
@MakesBadNameDecisions Жыл бұрын
Even in a room full of people you try harder than they are to just be entertaining you find entertainment in being entertaining
@valleysinners4634
@valleysinners4634 Жыл бұрын
we love austin show
@swolekirb467
@swolekirb467 Жыл бұрын
4:50 BASED
@qwi2311
@qwi2311 Жыл бұрын
What happened to the buff confident Nick from last year just after camp Knut ? Where is that guy ?
@-c3n50red-
@-c3n50red- Жыл бұрын
im sorry, the sea boogers caught me off guard💀💀💀💀
@SetrisTV
@SetrisTV Жыл бұрын
The Vibes "Severe"
@LukeMotionz
@LukeMotionz 9 ай бұрын
16:06 he wasnt lying.
@SabheeZ
@SabheeZ Жыл бұрын
caroline got a mom vibe
@KingMondoWWM
@KingMondoWWM Жыл бұрын
All these people together are funny as shit.
@Jamie-ds1gf
@Jamie-ds1gf Жыл бұрын
They scallops look perfectly cooked
@thesickandwounded
@thesickandwounded Жыл бұрын
Nick needs a doctor and a therapist
@BeefyReefy
@BeefyReefy Жыл бұрын
the man is literally allergic to outside :')
@evanlakey6904
@evanlakey6904 Жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT THE HASAN EDIT! IM DYING
@Aust343
@Aust343 Жыл бұрын
Buddy is allergic to Mother Earth
@Matty.ill.
@Matty.ill. 11 ай бұрын
Nick be trolling 🤣😭 i fw Nick heavy lmaooooo talk about content 💀
@desmondgreer7384
@desmondgreer7384 Жыл бұрын
The judges were so funny lmfao
@travasicus
@travasicus Жыл бұрын
Malena cares too much about how people think of her food
@michaelbaldry5420
@michaelbaldry5420 Жыл бұрын
Highest pogo counter ever?
@MTeelul
@MTeelul Жыл бұрын
close! the video called "Not to sound offensive, but..." has 35 pogos
@zack8865
@zack8865 Жыл бұрын
his videos with maya have way more pogos i think
@TheRedCourage
@TheRedCourage 7 ай бұрын
It helps to use baby wipes after wiping with toilet paper. Don't flush the wipes just bin them. Unless you have a nugget stuck in there then you've done all this for nothing because as soon as you start walking it will get squished and liquefied and come up as Swass
@CruXM85
@CruXM85 Жыл бұрын
The guy with the hat looks like Bradley Cooper in "American Sniper"
@mattkono7816
@mattkono7816 Жыл бұрын
That Hasan edit caught me off guard 😅
@Ateka9
@Ateka9 Жыл бұрын
Nick is the type of guy who, 100 years ago, would have died before turning 1 y-o.
@CelestialDesign
@CelestialDesign Жыл бұрын
nick spitting hard facts starting 4:55 fuck these months that have just turned into.. reason to remember my justification for self-pity months.
@Chronomatrix
@Chronomatrix Жыл бұрын
31 PogO moments, is that a new record?
@JoeyC4D
@JoeyC4D Жыл бұрын
the cut to hasan was so seemless props to the editor
@mylesbfor3
@mylesbfor3 Жыл бұрын
My guy can’t even dock with his boys
@nuttcase1uk
@nuttcase1uk Жыл бұрын
Did kirk dirty not linking his twitch in the Video
@MTeelul
@MTeelul Жыл бұрын
????? 6:37
@FireBeast59
@FireBeast59 Жыл бұрын
I see now why she turns down your idea of children. Sheeeeeeesh Nick
@GhastMan03
@GhastMan03 Жыл бұрын
this video has to have the most PogOs ive ever seen
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