"you and i would be a great couple"

We invited Russel and Luna over for a couple cooking challenge! Who is going to win?
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Constera - Stuck In America
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[@orian8970]

This man is dying to be in a open relationship

[@Cheezeblade]

not trying to get away from malena, just trying to add a human shield

[@Rayon811]

PogO

[@MainProblem]

Cyr might not be mistaken when he said they are all fcking (Malena Nick and Peachjars ) lol

[@bl0sk5]

@@MainProblemI mean, i would hit PeachJars. She seems much nicer than her stupid Orange hairs friend that kept attacking my boy Tectones Masculinity. 😂

[@senatordodo4240]

you had me at "dying"

[@PR-jb6yt]

Nick and Malena L dancing was their shining moment as a couple

[@Langeta-kun]

their energy >>>

[@timepiece_enthusiast]

Nick and Malena L dancing at another couple for arguing made my day

[@FrankPappacoda]

This was the most tame I've ever seen nick and malena in the same room

[@jamjoe6314]

I'm always glad to see Luna because it confirms that she survived another day of being crushed under all that...gravity.

[@oreo507]

💀

[@RobVice]

Bruh ☠️

[@acecarpenter502]

My brother in Christ, what!?!? 💀💀💀💀

[@narddor7082]

ahhaha good one brother

[@jerichojones2722]

bro whyyyyyyyy

[@Melon-Lord]

Russell should get a Nike sponsorship. Impossible really is nothing.

[@kanesky]

that's Adidas

[@Ashley-dy7bx]

????

[@oalkie]

​@@kaneskyactually its Puma

[@James-dm8cx]

Is that a nike quote? Never heard it before.

[@aleco678]

LMAOOOOOO

[@qdilly7397]

I don’t know why this is but I’ve been on a NMP marathon and these videos are seriously just relaxing and comforting. I don’t know why that is but I just feel so chill watching them.

[@Firnienarya]

Apparently so am I. Started with their shorts clips popping up more frequently and seeing nick say some outta pocket shit that makes it so funny. Dude is streaming with Malena cooking and he literally only there to annoy her XD

[@mubblr]

I have ligitimatly started watcing twitch becuase of these guys very cool friends and a void filler for sure

[@joshboike7052]

been on a binge myself lol

[@silentkaine9352]

I 100% believe this dude is desperate to be a swinger with Malena

[@SnailMan63]

Nah man, Nick’s turned down 3 ways with other women. My man is loyal to the end

[@silentkaine9352]

@@SnailMan63 Swingers aint disloyal

[@SnailMan63]

@@silentkaine9352well fair, also I just realized you may have been referring to Russel

[@unlisted9494]

​@@silentkaine9352name a swinger couple that doesn't end in divorce. I'll wait.

[@silentkaine9352]

@unlisted9494 I mean I know one public swinger couple to name and thats Brent and Kaitlyn Hatley who work for Howard Stern but asking me to name something most people keep private is a stupid point anyway. Still did it tho.

[@Jigglypoof]

This feels like a group project for school. Luna doing all the work, then Russell showing up just to take credit and sabotage the presentation at the end.

[@RobVice]

Nick’s laughter gives me life 😂

[@delonejuanderer]

"I've never even SEEN myspace" I'm old, I'm officially old.

[@Oshadorin]

They don't miss with these thumbnails 😂 👍

[@itsmogar3724]

Nicks laugh will always be the most contagious

[@yelv]

Nick live reacting to Russel and Luna arguing is the same as us watching Nick and Malena every day

[@utkarshmishra6909]

Nick and malena doin the dance is so funny

[@CorvusRemalius]

Bruh 7:56 to 8:00 is wild, Russel got no filter when he says shit 😂

[@louispearson8306]

I didnt get it explain please

[@mapamo1234]

Russel is a wig and a bra away for a sequel of big mommas house

[@robertosway9206]

L dance was perfect lmao

[@Dudewithhat9531]

Malena 62% danish, i can see it in her fingers

[@ajmalrehmat]

@7:04 Nick looks like a step dad trying to get the same love from the step daughter after she hugged her dad first. Like the smile and presence whilst Russell’s girl just gives him the dirtiest stare possible

[@shiningbanana693]

Russel is how i imagine nicks kid will be

[@xiphos0551]

WHY DOES HE JUST COME IN SMILING LIKE THAT 7:03

[@KaIyptos]

The way that Nick just emerges with that creepy ass smile at 7:03.

[@Real_Gron]

Russel must be a god in the rizz-ing

[@Norsktype]

ye that`s it

[@Raindrops4891]

More like he has the slightest amount of clout possible lmao

[@fatboyRAY24]

@@Raindrops4891Game is game, dont hate because another man is winning. Level up from the beta cucklord phase and maybe you’ll be able to pull a Swiss baddie too.

[@senbhapiro3448]

Probably has a VERY BIG personality

[@MFFAME]

@@Raindrops4891or he actually has a good personality and is hilarious so

[@Jobe-13]

Rime *touches Luna’s butt and blames Nick*

[@rockerdude]

Nicks quick wit man holy!!!!😂

[@thescarecrow897]

man i just love nicks laugh idk why.

[@coffle1]

11:32 😂 Nick's loving the chaos at 13:20 LMAO

[@GavinRamonShow]

Love Russell, one of the cool dudes. His arrogance and self-love is inspiring. This should be a monthly show at least

[@phillip2k]

Nick cheering at them arguing 😂

[@xerxes9929]

These two dudes have no idea how lucky they are😂😂😂

[@hussamlh3898]

"the women cook while the dudes watch" the video

[@reeeeeem69420]

nick & malena were enjoying that fight a little too much

[@MGC-XIII]

I actually thought Russel was way older than he is...

[@Hustler_90210]

12:01 that response fucking killed me

[@devious2172]

10:59 Hassan told him to pull himself up by his bootstraps 😅

[@spk1121]

​@@RandomUserYTisFailing: I actually thought to myself, "Wow, an incredibly rare Hasan W!" 😆

[@aleco678]

@@RandomUserYTisFailinghasan should’ve been on that sub 💀 jK

[@AdamsYoutubeAccount]

7:55 Russell being from Maryland makes so much sense

[@Mikey.M.V.P.1]

Is it me or is Nick always giving off Swinger vibes 😂

[@SB-kw6oo]

1:38 💀

[@AustinNDQ]

Russel being an igbo makes sense to me

[@PunkkHazard]

I'm Nigerian, and the way he pronounced Igbo is amazing...(the coincidence is that I'm also in Maryland)

[@Cinamaticz]

that "where" to being called the n word is literally the funniest shit ive heard in a while

[@LizziesLukas]

13:30 so the dance is about Luna & Russell arguing and Nick & Malena does the L dance because it's not them who argue this time

[@icanttrustasoul.]

*"lets go buy tampons together".* 😂😂

[@B0H0]

Nick and Malena so happy to not the be the couple fighting in the kitchen.

[@abg.whiteknight9658]

"I wanna go back to the motherland"- Russel... so Pennsylvania?

[@oreo507]

this was the funniest video I've seen in weeks. good stuff 👏

[@TheNobleAthelstane]

That fucking thumbnail is one of the best i have ever seen!

[@Bob-jv4yf]

3:38 Do Not Cite the Deep Magic to Me, Witch! I was there when it was written.

[@joey_dice4508]

" i looked at him and said, "where?"" hahahahaha

[@cliffhamilton2857]

I love that Malena disappeared probably to check the footage

[@skiLLeRHAI]

1:07 Nice Wordplay Of 2D(Tudi)

[@3xclusiv3sodak]

That Mclaren shirt goes crazy

[@Kilow956]

Nick and malena 2.0

[@mubblr]

Russel was a funny man today

[@MasterInHD]

The russell guy must have an 8 incher because aint no way, my boiii

[@aftermath4096]

1:37 dude chose violence holy s that was funny

[@armithel3133]

8:00 The Norwegian, not knowing whats going on

[@TheNINJAFun]

1:52 "Gralic" lol

[@divAPEX]

thin ice buddy 💀

[@Grantual]

You know Luna was trying to be furthest away from Nick whole vid

[@matten_zero]

Unless they are acting...Luna looks like she actually was mad at Russel

[@killrblue]

Luna getting that money bag huh

[@Taylzz]

Guy trying to get him a felony. TLDR He didn't touch any butts in this video!

[@CruXM85]

Ngl had a blast watching this!

[@pliskin5161]

I did too!

[@Clank413]

Yo good for you russel

[@monny24]

I was wondering why luna sounds depressed, until I saw her shirt...

[@ramsay2234]

“European kids are more screwed up” 😂 noooooooooope.

[@sleepyjoe445]

Ich liebe wie deutsch Luna geblieben ist🥹😂

[@The_Broski721]

0:41 on cue dude 😂

[@LiFsWo]

Luna is super cute.

[@ovs4744]

The bar is super low.

[@jarekg3740]

nah seems bossy and argumentive

[@randysavage7392]

@@ovs4744you have a marvel character avi no shot you get anything besides your right hand

[@ovs4744]

@@randysavage7392 you are apparently blind so you’re not even getting your hand probably

[@BobJones-vj3tc]

@@randysavage7392 thats Bakasura from Smite lil bro

[@waffles8664]

The guy with the glasses is trying to be a white knight.

[@FieryEgon]

8:40 - 8:48 as a dutch man, I can confirm, this happens, there are alot of crazies or/and druggies in Amsterdam and specially on the public transport.

[@TheDSSlayer]

if any of you think the intro is real and getting mad, re think your life lol

[@coconejococonejo]

1:52 Gralic

[@Rayon811]

9:20 he does for sure

[@hakeemsesay15]

Comdey Russell Being Funny?

[@Helpmemike35]

I really like those pepperonis. 10/10 recommend

[@thedriver3052]

So good guys

[@DrunkNugget]

GOOD ONE COMEDY

[@sebaynovuelve]

My favorite interracial couples

[@knasigboll]

BASED MALENA HATING ON DANES

[@foff7136]

That wasn’t her butt 😂

[@dannya1854]

Luna must be really into big... Personalities.

[@martinolsen007]

luna is way out of russel's league lmao

[@bobo-tp9gb]

$

[@forthewin3910]

And Russel is way out of luna’s league tbh.

[@jamdivi]

"Leagues" are a myth, just gotta not be a POS and you can pull anyone no matter what you look like

[@Gobbygoblin]

@@jamdivi not true

[@jamdivi]

@@Gobbygoblin solid argument

[@mangazs9846]

around 8,50 in the video u talk about the "only" time not accepted in other countries was sometime someone called u the n-word, not true! Remember when u where abrod with the tudi family and some random pep wondered if u botherd malena.....

[@diegoh7506]

well that wasnt really racism just common sense, any stranger that doesnt know what nicks and malenas banter is like would think nicks was bothering her, we've just gotten waay to used to how they act

[@zangetsu6996]

Well to be fair Melena did say "I'm uncomfortable" aloud as that guy walked past, he must have thought it was a random dude bothering her and nick got offended and called him racist

[@radddish]

Rime :touches butt:

[@dbsxgaming996]

Russel is a gem 😂

[@peterose9526]

Malena always eating

[@bongo6_462]

Im 2001 yo shes younger then me?!

[@mikidun]

youtube shorts ahh caption

[@kaosikris7001]

malena left to watch the vod just to make sure he didnt touch her butt

[@Jaythepanda96]

2:33 no he didn’t

[@BigOleMatty]

Nick polom backing ford…thats questionable behavior…

[@letterzzz]

Nick has a thing for meeting ppl when they're 15, first his gf and now big dude>?

[@CryTechGames]

Same Malena, I use to throw rocks at ppl when I was little to ... And I'm american lol

[@reygonzales3784]

Hell no she’s with him out of love calling cap sorry

[@Smoothe88]

Um, i dont like how luna had that knife bruh! I dont feel safe, lol

[@jaysharp5654]

christ theyve been together for 5 years already? good for russel and luna but i still feel like they just got together lol

[@smance_]

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