"remember when you CAME on stream?"

We invited Esfand over to cook some norwegian kebab!
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▶ Edited by: MTee
▶ Thumbnail: Top Kek
▶ Outro song:
Constera - Stuck In America
• 🎵 STUCK IN AMERICA (Nm...
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[@DogMeatDelicious]

I like how Esfand and Cyr are the only guests fully down for the toxic ride

[@drewross3240]

Mizkif, erobb and asmon all enter the chat

[@ythom6163]

Emi doesn't give af and Emily just smiles and dances like it isn't happening

[@leonardosantuario3346]

What'd you expect from esfand? The same guy that takes advantage of intoxicated asian girls. Yikes.

[@ythom6163]

@@leonardosantuario3346 omg you're still doing this😭. It's been years

[@leonardosantuario3346]

@@ythom6163 didn't know sexual harassment had an expiration date. You're still defending that kind of predatory behavior? Yikes.

[@parkerwayneenforcersofjust4006]

Those 2 make such a great couple! I just hope Malena doesn’t get lonely…

[@ninjamadmax8]

Esfand's hair in your food is a blessing in Paladin cultures

[@djaf8550]

What a pleasant stream. Not at all awkward or hostile. Lol

[@KrakkerN]

First time?

[@Gobbygoblin]

this was a chill stream

[@djaf8550]

@@KrakkerN No. I’m just always surprised when Malena says she’s nice. 😂 I like her btw, but she is not nice. Haha

[@Knucklefutz]

"I might have had kids and a wife and be in the NHL" that line was so cold 🥶

[@Jobe-13]

Esfand’s chef skills are elite

[@yayo4nasal]

Lol his 2 handed HJ’s is elite!

[@Jobe-13]

@@yayo4nasal Based

[@TheGameTrainzHD]

Esfand’s giggling somehow amplified their jokes even more lmao

[@hamsterpaj111]

Esfand is so wholesome and can make everything funny

[@KingMacbean]

The perfect relationship doesn’t exi--

[@Surreal93]

I wish i had a Friends Group like them in my Life.

[@Zavalarlz]

Just watch them on the kitchen while cooking or doing the dishes, when Malena hits Nick close your eyes and feel the slap through the sound of the hit, I am really there with them.

[@ohmygodbeats]

Yeah, its really hard to find a couple that fights constantly and are super toxic.

[@EricTheSwede]

go outside, find one

[@Surreal93]

@@EricTheSwede okay Coach

[@itsudemo3893]

Dont just wish for it like its gonna happen someday, break out of your comfort zone and get yourself out there

[@zach.avenarius]

Nick and Malena going through the "baby talk" and we are here for it when we shouldnt be

[@Catlista]

Happy Birthday Esfand 🎉

[@Gobbygoblin]

i havent even begun to peak. and when i peak, youll feel it

[@oktover3031]

esfand and nick work so well together it's hilarious

[@dudepubgm]

Its always good to see Esfand

[@HypeLozerInc]

another south Sudanese content creator!? you just like me fr

[@360Fov]

Malena is tremendous.

[@USB69420]

NMP is the Predator Apex

[@sali4939]

oh he is a predator...

[@USB69420]

1:10

[@USB69420]

4:44

[@STOPSYPHER]

take a shot of everclear every time someone says “came” in this

[@DreYeon]

Did my man rly said burnt to a lil bit of browning.

[@SnailMan63]

I think it would literally kill Nick to compliment Malena's cooking

[@JamesTheDominator]

These two remind me of my parents ❤

[@arminabdi]

Esfand is sooo funny.

[@goochmcnuts2846]

malena has amazing fortitude

[@echotier8690]

Great job on 300k🎉

[@RemyVonLion]

lmao "Scatter!"

[@danielkosa5281]

Finally Esfand is back

[@GaiaOversoul]

sometimes the fighting gives me ptsd from when my mom and dad would fight. Watching these videos is like looking at a car crash. can't look away.

[@360Fov]

4:52 "GAY MARRIED" 🤣🤣

[@shisuikami8204]

to melana on the feelings of someone elses words, "your feelings arent real, they are a reaction to a perceived wound that hasn't been healed."

[@txivneebswafflesandshroom]

Nick doesn’t really think he could’ve been in the NHL, right?

[@jacobrodgers9767]

Melana has continued to gradually peak as Nick digs his own grave..

[@baro6447]

the laugh at 3:11 is so fucking good

[@dawnv3436]

nick is such a baby about food.

[@Copyrightme81]

Esfand putting relationships in danger. The Single Maker.

[@Maceventur]

7:24 all good - the viewer

[@Just_Connor6]

i fucking love esfand lmao

[@feherlofia2165]

The numbnail omg

[@LuqrativeEntertainment]

esfand is so fun to be around

[@YouTakeNotes]

their kid is chalked 🤣

[@Bahlew]

When he said she came on stream, I took a bite of something and I swear my mouth came on my arm.

[@STOPSYPHER]

Esfand acting like 6 hours of sleep is nothing makes me feel like an actual degenerate, I sleep 3 hours a night max

[@adester1]

When they think they arent the NPC

[@Mr.JUGGERNAUT401]

8:38

[@MrCoolios12]

Miz will fire off 1000 jokes an hour, and about 3 of them will land. Esfand fires off jokes at the same rate and every single one of them lands

[@Hans-Yolo]

Esfand is natural Entertainer, he always finds a way to be entertaining somehow in most situations

[@kami_1789]

Chance begs to differ lol

[@BongRips4Jesus]

YO I MADE IT TO THE VID NO FUCKIN WAY LMAOOOO

[@ultrasvenne4671]

Dude how does nick open the jar every time

[@SICRoosterKido]

Maleeeeeeeeeeena!!

[@Neluv]

For the editor, I actually enjoy the way you censor, is not annoying but actually kinda funny to hear Malena swear censored the way you do it, keep it up!

[@pj5767]

looks good

[@cnsmooth]

Wicked, just before I leave for work

[@CrazyIrishmen7]

What a fun time lol

[@kilchil5438]

Esfand

[@shadow12k]

Malena is mean because she knows she has the best smile in the house

[@Bound4Earth]

Esfand calling Nick an Apex predators, he thinking about a Chimpanzee.

[@skiLLeRHAI]

Yo KZbin Has Cool Update The Views Changes In Real Time As You Are Watching The Video :Ref to Ban Council

[@MrHawkTV]

I love how this isnt even close to a norwegian kebab lmao. We dont do it like that in Norway.

[@jaysmooth4998]

My girlfriend absolutely hates Nick and Malena. For some reason I find them absolutely disrespecting the fuck out of each other on camera amusing.

[@raykzzz_2321]

I love your guy's content, but sometimes the fighting get's too real lol.

[@KinggFN]

Not pogO, but she def got the goods

[@hordis8502]

letsgo malena great

[@lamefart]

Malena and wasting food... Classic.

[@ShaunRL]

I wish Malena would follow through with these dishes, she puts so much effort into putting things together, getting angry about the process then in the end just gives up anyway. Why would she just cook the bread on one side after all that effort?

[@GavinRamonShow]

Cos Nick is there for 4 hours non stop , talking to her like 💩

[@yourpalanthony]

​@@GavinRamonShowgood

[@gerardodelrio3778]

I miss my college days, where I can just study and eat and shit and parents are supporting me financially while I work to earn my own money to buy my own chicken nuggets.

[@Dakkalistic]

I didn't know gaslighting could be a love language 🤣

[@SabheeZ]

this was a shit ep for malena. First time it felt she was actually fed up

[@foxandthemoon]

Malena is my favorite female streamer and I adore her roasts!!! As a female that is also always surrounded by dudes I can say she really holds her ground in this environment. 😆

[@keegsmkf8484]

I know it's him kind of establishing his male dominance when he intentionally overly pushes her buttons, but his actions still annoyed me because she's not catching on and feeling a little hurt.

[@s3aan]

two second clickbait turns into a 11 minute video...

[@muramusan]

I'm so confused why nick is this way and melana deals with him and herself 😂 this is nuts

[@Pootythief]

Love how Esfand casually explained that he peaked in high school

[@GavinRamonShow]

Looking forward to the stream where she snaps. He talks he her like 💩💩💩

[@dimaxxi1426]

u look so pretty in purple malena 🥰💜

[@harpoon6186]

Why do so many people hate these guys? I just watch these guys when i'm bored but all these other losers are losing their minds over people they will never meet.

[@Ironsix6six]

did Nick and Melana break up? because holy shit they dont act like a couple at all. No love or chemistry...just arguing and Nick being soy as fuck...props to her for getting the bag I guess

[@drjohndorianwins]

Honestly pathetic and sad. I feel sorry for Nick. It's like he's given up on life and assumes the best is behind him.

[@rustyhook69]

❤

[@finessekidalex4765]

I hate that there arguments are funny

[@kastrooutlaw]

20 seconds in, wasting food already

[@gamerzss]

So I see Sweden beats Norway yet again, Swedish kebabs > Norwegian kebabs

[@user-nc7qd8dr8x]

So nicks reversing the roles now to be the gas lighter instead of malena? Like I mean considering she's achieved where he is today, and all of his streaming content literally? I have nothing against it but it's a new meta I guess, malena physically abuses nick, and nick gas lights the shit out of her

[@Trip.L.L.L]

I’m beginning to realize malena use’s her inability to banter as an excuse to just be a bitch or be mean towards people….just like she does with her hips to get out of any kind of physical activity

[@simunhansdalsgaard5376]

u are delusional

[@leonardosantuario3346]

Yup.

[@harpoon6186]

Wow you losers need help.

[@user-bv6gs4qw9k]

nick is actually so insufferably lazy and projects his misery on others with no respect he actually gives zero fucks about malena and i honestly think twitch should ban them for promoting such an unhealthy relationship so no one can ever happen upon their stream, ever

[@user-bv6gs4qw9k]

nick telling malena to keep the kebab going, telling her she doesn't care about the channel while he mopes around standing with his hands in his pockets. and telling her she hasn't achieved anything in life because she asked him not to dwell on the past is actually way too fkin far

[@MyFuzzyAfterlife]

These people need to learn the difference between a lie, and gaslighting, it is not the same thing.

[@dylaanlol]

FIRST !

[@darkywarky]

Editor, why do you cencor the swearing?

[@georgewarden9313]

Wait, why they call "shawarma" "kebab"? Kebab is a minced meat wrapped around a skewer. NA people ama right? Omegalul

[@kJ922-h3j]

They are making Doner style kebab (it looked terrible though), which aren’t Norwegian I think they are a German take on Turkish

[@goochmcnuts2846]

oh no real problems are leaking into stream its over 6-9 months

[@urdonehahaha]

cant wait for them to break up

[@user-bv6gs4qw9k]

honestly, nick is pretty lucky to have malena and i guess she sticks around cause of the sunk cost fallacy the way he disrespects her, no other woman would take that

[@kami_1789]

​@@user-bv6gs4qw9kit's all for content

[@thedude9330]

​​@@user-bv6gs4qw9kso her calling him a dumb fuck and a c*nt isn't disrespectful.

[@lunarvice]

Melenas peek was more like a hill and it was definitely in high school

[@llllIIIlIll]

please stop talking

[@FoolishMark90]

Malena is so annoying.

[@rollingthunderinho]

esfand is such an npc. can't watch anything he's in even tho i love you guys, sorry.

[@kramraliuga5589]

I respect Malena not wanting to be sexualized on the webs.