Apr 27, 2024 NO ADDERALL! YES ALCOHOL! LET'S GO! MAYBE POLITICS!

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[@alittlebirdi]

I love that you can spot the undercover cop a mile away just from how fuckin bald and pink his head is.

[@petre1758]

Imagine being undercover and not ever covering that up

[@blueberryshortcake8478]

it’s also cuz he’s built like a tank

[@jeremiahbarnes6313]

16:27 Start, chat convo 20:29 Sniper on a roof, protests for palestinians (S1P1) 53:27 Kristi Noem, Poor puppy 56:51 Stand-up comedy, Trans jokes (S2P1) 1:21:26 Stellarblade 1:31:50 Seattle cop being creeped on 1:36:11 Nebraska tornado 1:43:10 Biden, non-compete agreements (S3P1) 1:57:16 Chaser moments 2:07:59 Ben Givir 2:10:28 AskOakey Inc, Fashion (S4P1) 3:21:39 It happened again, cops (S5P1) Im enjoying a nice breakfast for dinner on my day off. Just waiting for my gf to come home now.

[@ThePi314Man]

Bump

[@stanleythedoggy]

Gvir*

[@binkiebrew]

Its kinda crazy how we all rely on you like this. I mean, I hope you enjoy it since it must take a lot of your time.

[@r.h.f.6073]

bless you for enabling me to skip the hour long fashion segment

[@FishSticker]

You have to timestamp the bluey dilf podcast segment

[@Scroteydada]

*misuse of CIA funds intensifies*

[@heyna1185]

1:05:35 This information is sincerely shocking to me. This whole time I actually thought Vaush was making fun of bottoms for stuff that /doesn‘t/ apply to him. It always left a bitter taste in my mouth. Now I find out this whole time he‘s been roasting himself too. 😭😭😭 I can‘ttell who‘s more autistic for this misunderstanding, Vaush or me 😂

[@amandagarcia2848]

In your defense, i seriously thought that too ...

[@evanhumphrey7272]

Vaush is absolutely the autistic one here, they always came off as edgy degrading for me

[@Bediverebadger]

As a furry in furry circles, the idea of people thirsting over Bandit (blue rectangle dog dad) has been so normalized to me, that it makes people starting discourse over that clip look quite silly.

[@zacharycompton5624]

Something I feel is really important to know with stand-up comedy is that it takes years upon years of weekly sets to get good. Those people who go viral for bad comedy have a short amount of time under their belt. (Yes, short can even mean multiple years), and they often are working out a set before it's done and ready to be shown to the world.

[@shaunsmith9013]

Everytime Vaush says "I could do stand up comedy" I roll my eyes for this very reason. We can call his comedy special "Um" because everytime he thinks he said something rather clever he ends with an "um." or "uh"

[@gamerxavier8]

​​@@shaunsmith9013 Do you really think he'd talk the exact same way during a live 20-80 minute set as he does during a 5-hour livestream? Almost anyone COULD do stand up comedy, they just need practice, some amount of innate charisma and an affinity for public speaking helps. I don't think he thinks he could step on a stage and immediately kill with no preparation. I think he thinks he has what it takes to eventually be competent at it if he works on it. Which I agree with

[@OrcintheBasement]

I really hate the idea it should be hair or shaved head. Plenty of guys look good with different hairstyles of different levels of balding. You just have to find the right hairstyle that doesn’t look like an obvious attempt and covering it up. Also seeing a fashion segment bring an hour before even watching makes me happy

[@stevenb2215]

I took a business law class about a year ago and one thing the book said is that most non-compete clauses are unenforceable. So not sure why the news pundits were discussing otherwise

[@billnumberfour]

Btw ironheart makes the best jeans

[@Patrick-it8nk]

"If a person lacks so much self esteem that they need constant affirmation to stay functional, they don't need YOU, they need ANYONE." Fuckin hell if that ain't a truth I learned the hard way... I sincerely hope that chatter who fessed up to being that kind of person is able to cut it out, and lives an unbelievably more fulfilling life as a result. Y'all go on and be good to each other, and the best people you can be.

[@lanoiarnold]

1:57:25 i live right down the block from this dude… he’s actually very very sweet, i think the way he’s acting on twitter is just playing into his aggro performance style/persona anyway weird twitter meltdown but nice guy from what i can tell

[@midas9197]

He always replies to like every reply anytime one of his tweets gets big. Overall he seems pretty well meaning and he's a pretty good podcast guest but occasionally he does have some weird right wing takes but he seems mostly ironic about it so it's hard to tell if he's joking

[@Wade8419]

Wasn't expecting an askokey segment but I'm here for it

[@StefanSte]

I really think people should be shouting "pro jew, anti Israel" every time people get recorded saying the protest are antisemitic.

[@heyna1185]

I agree with the sentiment but I feel like that could get misinterpreted or misconstrued easily. All it takes is someone getting confused and saying the lines out of order and suddenly you can have a crowd sound like they‘re chanting: “anti jews, anti Israel“. It would also be quite easy to lie about the word pro when the audio is bad quality and claim the protesters said “f*ck“ or “no“. I do think it would make a really good slogan for signs though. That would also make it harder for Nazis to co-opt the movement!

[@billnumberfour]

If you like cider and want to make it find some good apple juice without potassium sorbate (a preservative) and put a few teaspoons of yeast poke a quarter inch hole in the top and put a balloon over the top and kablamo in a month you'll have your own homemade cider ❤

[@alex_blue5802]

I love drunk Vaush. "Maybe you just need to *urgh*" (flexes)

[@FishSticker]

What when????

[@alex_blue5802]

@@FishSticker end of the fashion segment, few minutes before it happened again

[@TheGamer-nj9if]

Timestamps? Idk wait

[@jeremiahbarnes6313]

Howdy

[@lopamurble4056]

@@jeremiahbarnes6313Our hero!

[@TheGamer-nj9if]

@@jeremiahbarnes6313 right on time, our hero

[@CrowQQ]

Its a sad case for Stellarblade. Like the devs just made relatively pretty OK horny game but schizos decided to make it a culturewar symbol and unironically actively falseflagged about "ooh look how the FEMINAZIS HATE THE GAME" when noboby besides the schizos was talking about the game. And now the Schizos turn against the game when korean horny game does the usual korean horny game redesign when they come to market and now that aspect is only active talk about the game. Shame because as a game from what I have seen its OK. like 7/10 (or 6,5/10 at worst) game, solid with some flaws. Vaush would probly actually quite like it as a game looking at the games he has talked about liking.

[@Khannea]

Daymn Vaush did I see a firm 8.5 inches dangling there?

[@specialagentdustyponcho1065]

It's normal for there to be snipers at public events that have a risk of getting whacky. There's snipers at the superbowl for example.

[@uwuaparker1813]

"no dont worry its normal to have a rifle pointed at you ahahah"

[@specialagentdustyponcho1065]

@@uwuaparker1813 Yes, at large public events it is normal for there to be snipers and marksmen.

[@davidwooden3878]

Damnation, we almost got a Hat Fashion Segment

[@avocadocrumch]

bababooey

[@vizzraak7229]

16:39 start

[@EndeavorsDnB]

It’s a wonderful stream wen vorshkah smells copper.

[@TealJosh]

The rare useful cases Vaush provided for non-compete aren't really the thing. The MOST "useful" case for non-compete is used against a worker working for a company with some clients(the clients are brought to the company due to some sort of niche, special relationship, or geographical limitations), resigning and taking the clients with you. Banning non-competes is good.

[@amberhopp853]

Me on Friday: watching in horror as a giant tornado demolishes the neighborhood my parents live in, knowing my step-dad is in the house. Vaush on Saturday, watching the same clip: Hoo dilly

[@cheesedaboss4851]

start 16:37

[@123Voynich]

I think men get held to unrealistic standards about their bodies as a result of the incredibly low standards men get held to in regards to presentation.

[@notacomputer5486]

I know these protests are good and all but I cannot take anyone seriously who sounds like either demonic screeching or animalistic bellowing.

[@duman173]

You do know people are animals and screaming is a normal thing we do? Nothing "animalistic" about is

[@notacomputer5486]

@@duman173 Oh? You're defending the cop? And on such shallow and astoundingly valueless ground? If you sound like that please kindly avoid public spaces, you're a pain.

[@hobodude7950]

Mike Vick vs Kristi Noem pt 76 epic rap battles

[@TheCokeworth]

Anyone know where Vaush got that shirt?

[@BlueCoolOla]

It’s the site he was showing during the fashion segment, Buck Mason

[@TheCokeworth]

@@BlueCoolOla thank you so much!

[@TealJosh]

I legitimately don't think gender flipped Twilight would do well with guys in general.

[@duman173]

Honestly people who are losing their hair are way worse then bald ones, they constantly project their insecurities, i've been bald since i was 18 and the only people who made me feel bad about it is other men talking to me as if im a piece of gunk on the side of the road because they are "scared of becoming bald" , most women are fine with it and ton of them love the bald head

[@rs-mt6kl]

1:39:32 "i remember when the term was invented, it wasnt around when i was 10" lmaooo wtf vaush sounds so young here, bro of course you didn't know sexting was a thing😂

[@logicbees]

We want Fashion Stream Now Vaushy‼️🤬

[@TheBlackstarrt]

Ban this person!!

[@OrcintheBasement]

Agree

[@GothBunny6669]

Snipes on roofs of protests are very common. In 2020 I went to BLM protests in East Texas, and there were snipers on a hotel roof across the street. There weren’t more than 150 people.

[@50043211]

Maybe in the US, for the rest of the world ...

[@GothBunny6669]

@@50043211 I live in America, not Europe or whatever else. So yeah, I’m talking about America, BRO…. 😑 Jesus Christ

[@slandersir7255]

@@GothBunny6669Jesus Christ!

[@50043211]

@@GothBunny6669 Not a healthy development, would you not say? Not to mention the moral and legal implication if the executive deems it necessary to place snipers around a legal protest.

[@GothBunny6669]

@@50043211 Is there a gas leak where you are? I don’t think you even know why you’re commenting. I was simply saying that it is a regular thing, even at small protests like the one I was at. I’m not saying it *SHOULD* be common or regular, it shouldn’t.

[@uninstaller2860]

3:28:07 Vaush is wrong here. Don't put pressure between the shoulder blades. That can restrict breathing too. It's the lower back you want to push down, but even that is iffy. Best is if you have enough people to push each limb down, like hands on both sides of the elbow on each arm and somebody sitting on the legs. You want to avoid the lung area and neck.

[@nackskott12]

Twitter guy going "Stellar Blade was marketed as an anti-woke game" It literally wasn't marketed that way, you just read other chuds saying it was anti-woke because no blue hair or pronouns or something

[@MmC-vn1mf]

“To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize,”