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[@CreepsMcPasta]

For the heinous act of killing a man in cold blood. I sentence you... ... to pay $20

[@AdADglgmutShevanel]

they're not completely dead. i saw them put up their hand every 10 seconds

[@fatalillusion6967]

okay....

[@fatalillusion6967]

*gives you 20 Bucks*

[@Badgerpaw]

So Slenderman was just a collection agent for the government? By Dad, it all makes sense!

[@fatalillusion6967]

i just gave $20 for fun

[@feymouse]

this basically sums up parking at a community college

[@brnrubber303]

Easily the best and most accurate comment I've seen in a LONG time.

[@TheEvilWithinFan]

Oh my fucking god, yes.

[@imchipjames]

hiiritan our spots were a spot and a half wide. didn't help.

[@feymouse]

the security had to put up signs that said in giant bold letters "NO WAITING WHEN LOT IS FULL." it didn't always help (if someone was walking to their car, a car coming in would just slowly follow that person at 2 mph and then stop and wait for that person to get out of the space). then you had those who would just circle the lot until someone pulled out. i liked to call them "buzzards," as i was reminded of carrion-eaters waiting for an animal to collapse and die before swooping in to feast.

[@spookyjim31]

oh god. Now I'm having horrific flashbacks to my community college days of fighting to the death to get a parking spot...

[@totebagally]

This was the first Game Grumps episode I watched. What an introduction.

[@benjaminphelps561]

same

[@notPalores]

Mine was the Sonic covers

[@mexicandino]

Same and its still my favorite

[@azurefoxprince]

@@notPalores 9

[@tossingturnips]

I guess you can say you were given a CRASH COURSE in the Grumps.

[@BelialsGenuflect]

"i only killed like one person" he ran over like 3 lol

[@avadouglass5285]

+Mya Elbows practically one

[@boyyork3981]

+Mya Elbows 3 people 1 person same thing same process of hiding the body's

[@anthonyarends4202]

+Steven Everywhere (The Cringe Slayer) k?

[@avadouglass5285]

***** ShHhHhHhHhHh

[@tranquocanh6774]

+Mya Elbows Try valet game on Android: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.scorpion.crazycarvalet

[@savannah3933]

"Sir, sir, sir!!" laughing so hard at that and I don't know why

[@trigzl3996]

Same. And Im in the quiet zone of the library

[@SirSealandLister]

@@trigzl3996 Wait a minute, isn't EVERY part of a library the quiet zone?

[@jamespoole2691]

" I didn't park it, I hit a f**king human being," -Danny sex bang 2016. This absolutely killed me when I heard this.

[@JojoThePan]

I take it they went back in time to post this video

[@PatLund]

*2014

[@inayah2224]

"Same thing" -Arin Hanson, 2016

[@BackwardRocketStudios]

I wish the last ticket I got for mowing someone over in my vehicle was only $20.

[@carlz0r]

The thought of Danny or Arin driving kinda scares me, actually...

[@carlz0r]

I'm not saying they don't drive.. I'm just saying it scares me.

[@gamerzx10]

Neko Alpha Gamer instead of singing its more like making masturbating noises while making jerking motions

[@NEETfreak1]

Remember the story of Danny getting a Uhaul stuck in a tunnel then he had to direct trafficand his hands almost fell off?

[@gamerzx10]

Neko Alpha Gamer yes well it could be easily mistaken for this singing THATS A ZINGER FOLKS I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT

[@theodorebeakmann7787]

***** i think it was just cum sound effects

[@CaptainCocaine]

Damn. I like the fines they have in this game. When I ran over a guy, I paid like $43,000 and did 6 years in prison.

[@arwenthegreat]

Sadpants McGee

[@enterover9047]

Is that why your sadpants?

[@JakeTheAwesomeYT]

_Arin wins by increasing the amount of rounds until he has more points than Dan_

[@Charredasperity]

I think that perfectly describes every game grumps vs

[@sunnysideup137]

_Italics_

[@Lerkero]

Danny should know Arin's game by now. That's been the case since Game Grumps started.

[@nativewolf90]

Who cares? Plus they needed to make the video long enough anyways.

[@SamuelFister]

Oh no, more content in a video....

[@HitoriVEGA]

Dude, that car is Team Rocket's.

[@ElPikminMaster]

Dang it. Beat me to it by 7 minutes.

[@tmgsnjt18]

Your vids are awesome Vega

[@Bloodskyangel]

I knew I wasn't the only one. I wonder if Dan realizes that Arin is a team rocket member?

[@Soulless261]

They're blasting off again! Andpossiblyhorriblymurderinginnocentpeoplewhilecrashingintoweirdlycoloredcars

[@Cheshipuss]

I could just imagine James or Meowth dressed as a Prime Minister, lol.

[@teirusufx]

Rare footage of Danny being salty.

[@darrark2846]

For how bad Arin gets all the time, he deserves his chance to be salty himself

[@DrunkenCoward1]

"Rare footage of Danny actually salty" Game Grumps Moment #37

[@rubberglovesandwich9889]

The Drunken Coward This is the best game grumps comment ever made. I'm not even joking right now. I wish I could like your comment like 15 times.

[@vaporgator]

Dan said 'son of of a bitch' about 20 times this episode. It's becoming his new 'totally!'.

[@_ArmIa]

I recall him saying that someone pointed out that he seems to say that a lot, and upon going back and watching a video he kept a tally of the total amount of times he said it. The bit that got me was when he said that when he'd finished, all he could do was quietly mutter "Son of a bitch!"

[@ZekeSparxzTV]

I don't know what a pirate minister is but I want to be one.

[@SympleSymon]

Danny would've won if he hadn't used his ambulance to clear Arin's casualty.

[@brandonfrancey5592]

Looks like a fun game to play with friends. Now I just need to get this game and get some friends.

[@the8wave]

Dan saying “Oh sir no!!! Oh god!!” When hitting the pedestrian. Hilariousness

[@oktane1]

12:41 Arin is the Victor...I am Victor... Am I Arin..? Is Arin... Me?

[@cretin_666]

All hail Victor arin

[@oktane1]

Skyla Wolfe thank you very much

[@NillocsKeep]

BanditVictor The confusion is real my random interent friend.

[@mercybellafiore3677]

BanditVictor Arin is you 0.o

[@Victor-dv9ij]

but your not, my name is victor...making me arin

[@Darthquackius]

You kill one guy one time and you're a terrible person

[@ConstipatedLlama]

"You son of a bitch!" -Danny Sexbang 2014

[@AirahsELL]

Errin Hansons and Denny Saxbings playin' a valet game? If only they would talk about Bruce Willie and Liam Neesons. THAT WOULD BE MY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

[@AirahsELL]

One who has no idea what Key and Peele are, no doubt.

[@AirahsELL]

***** The joke is self-explanatory, and it isn't even a joke. It's a cheap reference.

[@mrmyles991]

LIAM NEESINS THO.

[@crazyj10agains]

You intentionally misspelled his name and it wasn't even into Donny Sexbag? You disgust me.

[@Nerevar_Rising]

*Adam Hensin

[@carouselchamber3651]

This is tied with Amazing Frog for my favorite one-off.

[@boratpajamas_]

When I'm having a bad day I come back to this video for a good laugh. Thanks Grumps.

[@SgtPerro]

I really hope the Game Grumps have secretly been recording all of their sessions and will release the footage when they retire, bc it would be magical to watch some of the stuff they talk about on this show.

[@meatguyf1375]

I've had just a terrible month. Worst in a long time, in fact. This right here though, this helped immensely.

[@tommurphy5425]

I'm also in the midst of the worst year ever right now. These guys keep me smiling and laughing (while my world goes to shit all around me, lol...it's cool though).

[@SeriousPeopleStudios]

It's surprising how, in this recent streak of Game Grumps vs., not one fighting game has been played since Gundam Assault back in August. 2013... Holy jesus I just realized it's almost been one whole year since Danny joined. The anniversary of Danny joining will be one month from now.

[@SeriousPeopleStudios]

damian x I didn't forget. That's Steam Train, not Game Grumps versus. If we were counting the sub-shows, all of Table Flip and Steam Rolled would count as well.

[@r3vxrd]

You could call it... The Danniversary...

[@pearse9116]

damian x "commit sudoku"

[@RikardLund]

About time to continue the Hotline Miami playthrough :)

[@LumenInFusco]

Danny Day is June 1. It marks the day by which Danny will have been Not So Grump for longer than Jon was.

[@jacksonpetryka2676]

The title screen: literally 5 minutes in ms paint

[@emmagrace1812]

I don't know why but Dan saying "GET THAT SHIT OUTTA MY FUCKIN HOUSE" while cramming like 5 cars into a corner made me laugh uncontrollably

[@TheRetroidShow]

God, I can't stop laughing! These guys just never take a BRAKE! I'll escort myself out

[@kjvermilion7343]

The work I put into moving my arm to press the read more button was a bad investment on my part

[@TheRetroidShow]

I hope you don't mind but I did it again

[@JesterJoker89]

YourFriendAaron You sir just earned two likes from me!

[@TheRetroidShow]

Why thank you kind sir :D

[@kjvermilion7343]

YourFriendAaron OH gooood. For you.

[@maslegoman]

Believe it or not, aside from the times when it says "NO BRAKES", you can actually brake in this game. It's a button.

[@BombasticLion]

This is on Duck Game levels of hilarious, but Dark Souls levels of impossible.

[@maz2031]

I love duck game, and I have to say, that this game is hilarious

[@silverlion47]

Ambulance appears, proceed to park it, instead of rescuing guy.

[@SpartanOfLuxon]

I can imagine Berry editing this and when he hears, "Berry can you just" He slams his head onto his keyboard

[@PeachyopieKelly]

This looks like the parking jobs in the parking lot at my college.

[@Rolsification]

barry, put up a parking job

[@agakath]

wow, 5 thumb ups for that? lol

[@midnightkatanaQA]

Rolsification now put a hat on that car!

[@TheKinseth]

Almost three years later, and I just noticed the chickens can move the cars. Those are some powerful-ass chickens.

[@SamuraiTex84]

I love it when they play more panic inducing games like this. The reactions are just golden.

[@TheBlueToad]

"Yes! You Killed a Man!!!"

[@nashor7161]

conclusion: Arin is a son of a bitch. according to danny

[@jamespoole2691]

Nashor ᗯE ᗪOᑎ'T ᑎEEᗪ ᗪᗩᑎ'ᔕ ᐯEᖇIᖴIᑕᗩTIOᑎ

[@chrisneary8538]

Just an Idiot is this a new version of "the wall" part two by Pink Floyd?

[@ProjectDelta1]

$20 fine for killing a pedestrian? I know what your thinking, yeah that's absurd. Way to expensive.

[@Shooter5able]

Leroy Jenkins Valet service

[@xXBioscarsXx]

They need to play this some more. one of my fav grump episodes. lol

[@wiimoterevcon]

Ever since Danny brought up that compilation of him saying "Son of a Bitch!" I have become increasingly aware of it. This episode in particular, just start an in counter in your head for every time it happens xD

[@GameofHypechannel]

That chicken pushing the car at 6:30 was the funniest shit to me

[@lilwyvern4]

Danny bee-lining for the money. Really playing up those stereotypes, Mr. Sexbang.

[@RikardLund]

It seemed as if you could only go for the cash, and you would be set for victory, if you didn't run anyone over.

[@Aeroxima]

Rikard Lund That's what I was thinking, but in high level e-sports tourney play it might not be enough anymore.

[@lilwyvern4]

***** MLG No Brakes Valet. Git gud.

[@leviadragon99]

Ehh, Pirate Minister, Prime Minister, pretty much the same thing, especially down here in Australia right now...

[@zombieplasticclock]

You guys NEED to play more of this. It's so awesome

[@Mikey4Geelove]

This is one of the funniest game grumps episodes ever. I freaking couldn't breathe while watching this.

[@CurlyGirl123451]

I kind of want more episodes of this tbh 😂

[@kigut7443]

holy shit this game is chaos

[@MrRoeljanssen]

I've watched this like 3-4 times, it's such a fun game grumps vs :D

[@LeetleBabyGamerGrill]

i love how dan didnt push the cars away the first time T~T lol...

[@nevets753]

As a valet I can say this is completely acurate

[@teenwulf12]

"the pirate minister"

[@dillonworthington7363]

Every single time, it never ceases to make me laugh.

[@FlyingBandicootFilms]

"Oh dude! There is a car wash!" Both proceed to crash haha.

[@TheTrueDeadFingers]

Danny is turning into Lucahjin with all of those "Sir. Sir?".

[@cn.st.182]

Barry was way better than Kevin. watching a Barry episode makes that very clear to me...

[@thalandor46]

I do believe that is the largest quantity of laughter I have produced over a single episode of Game Grumps since Chu Chu Rocket.

[@bbuddy-lm9zw]

This was the first episode I watched of game grumps... Good times

[@avadouglass5285]

+bbuddy 0323 good for you :)

[@lopshie]

Danny has been on a role, I have to keep on rooting for him!

[@jordansb7376]

I'm always rooting for Dan.

[@qwertyman365]

I'm loving all these Versus episodes =D

[@luo522]

#GrumpClips 8:00 it’s hard to pick a segment but I enjoy Danny yelling “SIR! SIR!” when he plows into pedestrians and the time honored GG VS tradition of adding more rounds when one of them is loosing badly.

[@fridibs3]

This is my favourite episode of GameGrumps. (Danny era)

[@TheKinseth]

This would be awesome on Steam Rolled.

[@Steel-101]

5:23 Dan just screams: MINE! Lol 😆. 7:33 blocks the car wash 😂🤣

[@3eyedwonderkid]

The town I live in is full of old people and this is what basically every parking lot here looks like.

[@ThisIsCSDX]

Welcome to Game Grumps! Today we continue to shirk our duty of finishing Wind Waker HD by settling some nonexistant rivalry through a series of competitive games that will exploit Arin's very frightening competitive side. lol jk love ya guys. But srsly, at least get back to Wind Waker HD soon. You stopped for 4 months only to stop AGAIN to play some Disney Princess game and a bunch of VS editions. Also, POISON IS WEAKENED BY PSYCHIC!!! YA SHOULDA CAUGHT THE ABRA WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE INSTEAD OF FUCK KING!!! Also, Knurtt could be doa at the daycare and you won't buy him back cause I DON'T KNOW!!!!

[@miscellaneous1831]

You guys seriously need to play Metroid: Prime

[@supersecretsniivy2677]

"Like one time!!! I killed one guy!" -Danny Sexbang

[@GoGoSuperB]

"Oh I want that tip! Gimme that tip! Mmmmmm"

[@Wupar]

Man, all of the games I've ever seen on OUYA have looked almost intentionally like garbage, and like they'd only be fun for 30 minutes maximum.

[@Bloodhound3323]

I see someone hasn't seen gameplay of David the Shepard Boy.

[@Wupar]

Hey man, I said ALMOST. David the Shepard Boy will be GOTY, mark my words.

[@GlassMufasa]

Most are, yeah. But I was pleasantly surprised with Ittle Dew, The Ball, Shadowgun, Neon Shadow and Polarity.

[@GotRoar]

than you must have not seen many games because the ouya is filled with many wonderful titles. please do some research before spewing your shit.

[@shadowheart1351]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING XD

[@penguinstarlette4028]

ME EITHER

[@michellewan3565]

i can wut?????????? :3

[@QueenOddity]

I laughed way more than I should have at this xD

[@DeathLeprecon]

Having worked as a valet before, I can honestly say that Erin and Danny's driving in this game is exactly what happened when we let drivers park their own vehicles.

[@KratosAurionPlays]

This game is insane and at the same time makes absolutely no sense. If there were that many cars with no brakes I would be very very worried. Also running over people and only being fined $20 yup sounds fine to me. Also the Limos look like oddly colored buses.

[@danielmartinspot]

fucking loving the one off's

[@imstoned6]

Dan: "I killed one guy!!" I clearly watched him plow over three people in that last round, haha.

[@TheSimpleMindz]

omg i haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks gg's

[@andrew1ups]

Dude I need a Danny, Arin, and Jon episode. I deserve it

[@TakumiJoyconBoyz]

It ain't happening, sadly. Jon has gone on record as saying that he will NEVER be returning to Game Grumps, even in a Guest Grumps format. It was during a Q&A panel earlier this year.

[@SomeMina]

WhiteTakumi A response with that kind of finality to it really makes me wonder what happened.

[@gintuner4371]

Alex Peters Jon used to imply that they should probably rather go back to their own works. He made the right decision of leaving, I what I guess, causing Arin to have some kind of negative reaction towards Jon's disposition. That's the only thing I can imagine.

[@GlassMufasa]

Alex Peters It's pretty obvious that they had a quick and violent falling out. You could kind of get hints of that tension in their later Grumps. From things I've heard and, I'll admit, some baseless speculation, here's my theory: I think that Jon just had some big personal crisis and basically flaked and announced he was leaving for New York with less than a week's notice. Arin didn't take too kindly to the short notice and broken promises and they got into a really heated argument. That's why they didn't even record their bits in the farewell episode in the same room or over Skype. Arin just grabbed his closest friend that had some internet popularity and kept the show going for the fans. It was pretty awkward at first, but they found a rhythm. I feel like things aren't as spontaneous as they are with Jon, but I also feel that Dan and Arin have a deeper and healthier friendship.

[@flamaireheart3224]

Remind me never to take a ride from Arin if he offers.

[@chrisgrant4681]

This is my favourite thing that they have ever done or will do I laughed so hard I stopped breathing

[@cocomunga]

This game is hilarious. I work at a hotel and sometimes park people's cars when the Valets are busy. It is just like this game.

[@MeltingHill]

Yuss! I won the money! The money is MiNE!!

[@RikardLund]

Dan actually won.

[@KW-ym1es]

Who cares?

[@RikardLund]

***** It should be pretty obvious that at least I do.

[@kesler6229]

Yeah fuck arin.

[@mrawesomematty4584]

***** Yeah, and obviously you do, since you took the time to reply to him.

[@Toet1988]

Love these videos! Keep it up!

[@Endrance88]

i enjoyed this a lot, please do more of this game.

[@RikardLund]

I'm not complaining, but why not 4 player this game when it has that functionality?

[@Kaalcite]

***** You only lick onions? That's weird.

[@Graylord88]

***** I see you obviously like owls.

[@Nexus42]

Kaalcite I think you got that acronym wrong, mate. It's actually Your Ostrich Liberates Olives. It's a very common term you know, I use it all the time.

[@RikardLund]

Kaalcite He's right though. That's all I do.

[@GamingPhysics526]

You know, I bet if one was to simply hear the contents of this video, one would be concerned.

[@poohonmyspace]

One might call the cops.

[@Cryosphered]

No matter how many times I rewatch this video... i'll never understand how Dan pulled off that parking MASTERY at 4:30.

[@_ArmIa]

A real-life version of this would be either the funniest or the most terrifying thing ever.

[@TheSSSdriver]

a lot of vs. lately

[@PoisoNico93]

you love it

[@conquervii3507]

At least it isn't a Wii game

[@sendotakeshi2836]

TheSSSdriver Or as they say in Japan... A rot of vs. ratery.

[@pirateking56128]

Lots of Game Grumps Vs. lately...

[@SeigmeyerFreud]

It's Arin's attempt to catch up.

[@GoldSlime]

Samuel Gallentine To what?

[@sugarba1]

CrosstarKingdom To Danny, because Dan has been ahead lately, and Arin is a sore loser.

[@MrScatman347]

Samuel Gallentine I honestly didn't feel like this one should count though, to be fair, Arin went in knowing how to play the game so he won the first round while Danny was trying to learn to play.

[@GoldSlime]

sugarba1 Didn't Arin say in the Mario Golf Vs. that he himself was ahead?

[@fierceunicorn9731]

This was my first game grumps video I love it to bits xD

[@Ambertrine]

I love it when Danny says sir. All I can think is: Dan, they are not going to move out of the way! XD

[@n0isyturtle]

Danny obviously sabotaged himself those last two rounds by going for the pedestrians, 'cause Arin's a poor loser. Good guy Danny :)

[@Highstar25]

I really wish Arin would stop adding more rounds whenever he's losing...

[@RikardLund]

I think he likes to be finally winning, so he does small things like this to give himself a better chance. It's sort of lame.

[@sugarba1]

It's just one of many petty ways he likes to play slightly dirty. That, combined with the shit-talking and whining when he loses makes for the trifecta.

[@Highstar25]

the worst offender was kirby golf, that final round 'winner takes it all' BS was way outta line.

[@SwoleTommyPickles]

More rounds = Longer video Worth it.

[@rikowolfin4984]

Well if they just ended it as soon as Danny was done kicking Arins shit in the video wouldn't been very long.

[@ihitterdal]

"He shouldn't have been so alive and in the way" will be my words if I'm ever on trial for vehicular manslaughter.

[@Yorah95]

so much Game Grumps VS i love it!

[@TheRedEGamer]

A game grumps versus on parking cars.. Give it a brake guys.. This should be good..

[@kravenn1]

How about you drive yourself away with your car puns.

[@2thBrush]

Man, car puns drive me crazy