No Buzzer | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #34

[@jg2408]

Why does Theo look like he's going to Rob Dyrdeks funeral?

[@aBIGdeadHEAD]

lmao

[@6519980407]

Haha straight on

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

Best comment I've seen in a long time...LMFAO!!

[@joewontwice]

Big brown instead of big black

[@aidanmaster45]

Gang gang

[@racingdriver8677]

Not having broccolini in the intro makes me want to drive into an embankment

[@silver03ga]

hahahaha!

[@jessehardin8500]

Please do

[@Bnbvh]

RIP Billy

[@hiupjosh]

Rip billy conforto

[@tjboyle8830]

He recently said another guy from his hometown drove a boat into an embankment lmao he said pills AND alcohol this time tho

[@brosbeforeclothes6375]

Brendan looks like Aladdin if he used all three of his wishes on steroids

[@alobo2811]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Voo504Doo]

Bros Before Clothes lmao

[@CorbCorbin]

Sneakers, Hair Gel, and then he’d wish for the roids’. Then he’d be pissed as hell, because he forgot he needs new socks for every time he takes a pair off.

[@Dooky-mv1by]

Or more fat

[@REfanforlife]

if this comment doesn’t get on next episode it’s a travesty

[@birds5148]

Brendan looks like he skates up to your car at sonic but doesn't work there

[@joelarms2171]

Good one man. Underrated!

[@unxnxwn1798]

Made me think of Terrrryyyy from Reno 911 😂

[@ericasmith2397]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rustincollins4741]

You fuckin win

[@Dunkacccino]

Bring broccolini intro back boyz

[@ShoopityDoopity]

“Get your LIFE together” “It IS you idiot.” “Quit touchin me-“ “I’m not touchin you, DUDE.”

[@amanda022]

Permanently

[@nickcooper2127]

dat broccolini!

[@MCandela922]

back off my broccolini.

[@howardhavardramberg333]

it circulates you muppet

[@mrmxyzptlk8906]

21:52 “you got a “keeper” dude “ “ you got to “keep her” quiet” Improv like that is what makes Theo a legend as a comic.

[@owenjohnson469]

That completely went over my head the first time.

[@Jack-is9sm]

Who needs a laugh track when you have Derek in the room.

[@Schmidhead]

back off his broccolini :)

[@GreatValueEntertainment]

So facts

[@jasonboyd9242]

@@GreatValueEntertainment 1

[@saucylivin8179]

Brendan’s the guy that covers his nose when jumping into a pool

[@erik8727]

And showers in his underwear

[@DoomGuy2099]

Nah bruh he looks like the kid that swallowed the pool water, gotta get that chlorine son

[@erik8727]

@@DoomGuy2099 cause "a guy" told him chlorine makes you bust more..

[@mr.smithgnrsmith7808]

Pool water? You mean semen...

[@JammyTom]

Back off my broccolini with this intro you delinquent

[@carlosmarquez17]

The best part...

[@rogueflamingo301]

Time codes for the ad lovers 0:00 - Intro ( the boys roasting each other ) 7:31 - Joe Rogan and Friends 12:30 - Ads to buy Brendan a decent shirt 17:00 - Chide my ride 28:16 - Who doesn't love ads 32:02 - Debate club 45:06 - Everyone likes 20 min of ads each podcast 47:00 - Relationship advice 54:41 - Rip my drip 1:01:01 - King it or sting it 1:15:10 - Outro You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. GANG GANG, BUZZ BUZZ

[@subzerohelios]

Rouge Flamingo you’re amazing thanks

[@maxnelson9646]

So many ads.. it's ridiculous

[@pcp2522]

Tell me the name of that metal song homeboy mentioned and I'll really be impressed. Couldn't understand dude rewinding it.

[@ripixi]

U are the MvP

[@lengduke6777]

max nelson Schaub‘s said it costs a lot to produce, on a budget comparable to a TV show, so I’m assuming that’s why. It’s around the same frequency of ads a TV show would have.

[@blitzzace]

theo lookin' like the 30-something who buys four loko for the kids he hangs out with at the skate park

[@deepsidesurvivor9218]

😂😂😂 amd then bums sips from them

[@RLeFebvrekultur]

Brendan looks like he’s never told someone to stop tickling him

[@solidstreetrunz3956]

RLeFebvrekultur weak as in trash

[@marcusash7]

🤣

[@omarjimenez4448]

Theo Looks like Tom Brady got sponsored by Monster and took up Motorcross. Brendan looks like the female version of Cris Cyborg.

[@billyjack42]

Upon reading this comment, I slowly stood and clapped while a single tear rolled down my cheek. The rare quadruple-burn...

[@digital_art_froth874]

Damn! dude said the female version of Cris Cyborg... 🤣☠

[@philipm377]

I logged into KZbin at work just to like this quadruple roast 😂😂

[@jamesteddy9819]

Congratulations sir, congratulations. 👏👏👏

[@ZoeGrier]

The “female version” 😂😂😂💀

[@nickyboy10]

“The Foot in My Mouth Tour” hahaha I love when Theo drags Amy Schumer

[@bridgelaurie9490]

Nick Saras when he said she’ll probably die of diabetes next I cracked up no one is as slick with those low key digs as Theo

[@Max25670]

Brendan looks like a bouncer at a bar inside a mall and Theo looks like a grown man who hangs out with his 19 year old cousin and his friends and buy them Bud Light.

[@GraysonTutor318]

The bouncer joke is overused....think of something new

[@cragercrager9377]

Natural light ....them nattys

[@Anthony-jd1nl]

"That Amelia Earhart finish... we don´t know what happened" 32:41 - Theo Von

[@skyfoster8657]

Brendan looks like the type of guy to make a nickname up for himself in middle school

[@salamimami5224]

Sfoster20 “bro call me thicky”

[@seanwegner9925]

Nigga be running around the playground claiming every one gotta call him “Dark Wing” for the rest of recess lol

[@skinnybonejonezz]

Brendan: you have CTE Theo: now you know what its like to spend time with you brendan Theo: Brendan has a new idea, thats the same idea over and over again LMAO

[@sethtrahan6657]

Theo looks like Mr. Tumnus if Narnia was a meth lab

[@tannerkattenhorn8702]

Seth Trahan dead 😂

[@Marzelini]

Lmao

[@Voo504Doo]

Lmaooooo

[@jonnywills1]

Holy shit hahaha

[@Dallas-qf9hu]

Lmao this one got me and I never laugh at comments

[@kevinl3254]

Theo looks like one of the kids from 3 ninjas if he grew up and started breaking into houses

[@tjboyle8830]

Kevin L that movie was the shit bro lmao.. “feast, then felony” haha

[@nom303]

tum tum

[@nefariouslugnut]

Gold

[@AllisonSue1992]

👏

[@therock749]

Should have done a RIP My Drip with Brendan's romper

[@leonardnose5695]

For real missed opportunity right there

[@Rocco_P53]

Theo steady roasts him off the rip about his romper

[@yeyito2818]

He did

[@thomasgorman9615]

the look on Derek's face when Kat was going on about keeping her feet for marriage was priceless lol

[@brandonsampsel9035]

Omg...

[@Los32]

Brenda Swab trying to make the 1 piece work after Joe Rog probably told him about Chapelle rocking it like a champ

[@ahkao.9347]

These guys are one of the few people that can constantly try and be funny and hit every time. Funny af man never gets old

[@jimkay5895]

prod by ab brenden has never hit😂

[@Rogersensei93]

Theo: What did Patrice die of? Derrick: diabetes Theo: oh, bro that's hack. Write your own death Lmao

[@MDWORMS]

hahah "now we're going to see amy schumer die of that in a couple years"

[@travisreed4070]

Brendan seen the David Chappelle Netflix and went straight out and bought a one pc romper..

[@ohoward512]

Brendan prob looks at himself in the mirror every morning and says "what's Gucci bruh? You are! "

[@ericrolle9544]

O Howard looks like he’ll kiss himself in the mirror

[@ohoward512]

@@ericrolle9544 oh yeah, on God! Prob how he learned to French kiss . Gang bruh

[@ericrolle9544]

O Howard lmfao

[@ohoward512]

@@ericrolle9544 gang bruh !

[@geminireaperhd8648]

Brendan looks like the strongest power bottom at 24-hour fitness.

[@henrycalvindasherlll3666]

Theo move back 2 new Orleans and make a movie homie u. Mae need a fork

[@DoomGuy2099]

Nice always sunny reference bruh don't touch me bruh 😂

[@djkramit]

What's a "power bottom"? 🤔

[@ryan25067]

Brendan’s the type of guy who thinks Sean Kingston had bangers...

[@Millssoleany]

He and a couple platinum singles. Back whe. Platinum meant 1000000 sold.

[@eastsideirish1440]

@@Millssoleany he had good songs platinum hits but not bangers

[@christianalbert101]

Brenden getting better with his comebacks but he not on Theos level yet.. but progress is being made. Props.

[@skundini4999]

he'll NEVER be on Theos level

[@josip11able]

Keep doing your thing boys. Much love. Gang gang, buzz buzz

[@glennlaumann2811]

Makes my 14 hour work days go by a little faster. Love this podcast

[@davosholdos1253]

Theo looks like he played a B role in the hills have eyes.

[@wisdomandchaos]

lulz

[@erik8727]

New segment idea : Plow my Chow. Where ppl send pics of homemade food and the boys rip it.

[@Schmidhead]

Im a chef(by trade) would love that! big fat Bert has a 'cooking' show :)

[@DrAwesome2570]

"you can't burn down a RAINforest!" - Theo Von

[@Voo504Doo]

Ezekiel Butterscotch that’s pretty good lol

[@AJJBJJ1]

Watching this again and it’s definitely a top 10 episode 🔥

[@LuG8911]

I'm so glad they brought up Patrice o'neal. Any mention of Patrice is a good mention. Gang gang buzz buzz my goons

[@blazedandconfused477]

Patrice would have destroyed Schaub.

[@stormcorrosion176]

Blazed and Confused ohhh man, Schaub would be singing a different tune after Patrice finished ripping him

[@Jawsnake]

@@blazedandconfused477 Schaub would be obliterated to the point he would quit comedy

[@YourMom-sl3se]

Dirty Mike _ obviously he wasn’t that smart. He died from diabetes.

[@Jawsnake]

@@YourMom-sl3se So wanting to live as long as possible makes you intelligent? Do tell

[@MeticulousTechTV]

Omg Theo "Just tell em 'Scotland is free, brotha'". That low key Braveheart reference cracked me up so hard and no on noticed it

[@andrewmcdonald5275]

Normally "ON'S" don't notice much.

[@kushy419]

@@andrewmcdonald5275 ons?

[@andrewmcdonald5275]

@@kushy419 Yeah, he said no on noticed it.

[@kushy419]

@@andrewmcdonald5275 what does ONS mean

[@andrewmcdonald5275]

@@kushy419 That's a good question.

[@Corpseatthegates]

When Brendan runs with Theo's jokes, he runs them over. When Theo runs with Brendan's jokes, he delivers actual punchlines.. effortlessly.

[@stoppingpower8948]

Nah they play off each other really well

[@pelinalwhitestrake9777]

Captain Deadpool not arguing that Brendan is funnier but Theo laughs at his jokes too so 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Baniq1986]

This ain't news, everybody knows Theo is way funnier than Schaub but to be fair Brendan is making some good progress. I feel like he's been funnier and funnier with each episode. Hanging out with Theo is helping him a lot.

[@ptaylor3304]

If you want to see someone genuinely run over his jokes then watch Theo on Rogan

[@Voo504Doo]

Brendan does Agree wayyy to much and literally just repeats what Theo says or gives him a. “Yea you right”

[@victoria653]

Everybody laughed when Brendan Schaub wanted to do Stand-up, well, no-one's laughing now...

[@jackalope7774]

Johnathon Wheeler 🤡

[@vonlondon4575]

Nice

[@torejungle7492]

You can say that again pal

[@Schmidhead]

frame your master piece

[@conradbarrett6]

Bring back broccolini not hair spray you goon

[@OldTaima]

That cop at 59:34 looks like Theo and Brendan after they perform the Dragon Ball Fusion Dance.

[@juanguzman41]

This is that perfect timing hitta. Gang gang. 🔥 🐀 👑

[@CaptainLog]

Look, I ain’t gonna lie - These ad reads are funnier than most other podcasts

[@HARwinsOUTagain]

That's why I don't understand people who complain about the ads in this podcast

[@TGRgrimreaper209]

Why does theo look like he sells squirrel meat 🍖 🥩 at a discount

[@cigarjefe]

Brendan is lucky to have Theo carry this podcast.

[@wavefields]

The Real Cigar Jefe i don’t think he can take it for much longer

[@devinmcelroy9623]

I do think Theo brings out the best of brendan. They go hand & butt. You know. But that’s why they do it together man. This show isn’t the same without just the two of them and culture corner

[@cmrnk3554]

Is Brendan on Keto or Cheetos?

[@PodcastWhore21]

Brendan ate the queso and the quesorito

[@Ryan-tr7hy]

Brendan's roast game went up 1000% on this show 🤣🤣

[@raiders18dr]

Brendan looks like every dropout who says he goes to the school of hard knocks on Facebook

[@nicholasdhall]

job title 100% says self employed

[@Preski96]

Sean Kingston hitting Trinidad James with a jetski hahahaha why is that so realistic

[@beepboop1223]

"You wanna get Hi-ya?" Theo is a savant

[@Swag100100]

The bit about elephants smoking out their trunks was hilariously genius 🤣🤣

[@Dunkacccino]

Brendan honestly looks like a ring girl for Stormi Daniels here

[@MrRaw4life]

hahahhahaha

[@mrdayumfine109]

They took down the podcast where Brendan accidentally let it slip that Joe Rogan's cheating on his wife!

[@BenmacBlog]

yeah thats what im looking for

[@jesusfcardenas90]

Fuck, i came here looking for that haha

[@inscrutable67]

What he say?

[@deebar2027]

You tell me rn

[@unxnxwn1798]

Honestly man I think Brendan just doesn’t know any other bald men, and only said Rogans slingin dick when he’s actually not because he didn’t know anyone else that was a good example for a guy who pulls off being bald. “Slinging dick all over town” is Brendan’s way of saying the dude is attractive and shouldn’t be taken literally. This is the same dude that said Jack and Jill is Adam Sandler’s best film. Lol.

[@vanillagorilla4007]

Gang Gang! ROLL TIDE! Schaub is getting funnier.

[@Jimmy2Times777]

Funny* .....maybe.

[@jamiebragg3833]

Roll Tide!

[@unclebeav5886]

Anybody else notice how thick Theo's accent got when Brendan talked smack about Swayze?

[@joshkennedy2121]

Brendan looks like the cop that will “work with you” . Theo looks like the guy that would believe him. Gang buzz culture.

[@trumanquinn]

Brendan looks like Kevin Spacey's Personal Elevator Repair Man

[@thesammys]

Brendan looks like the head bouncer at Dave & Busters and he’s training Theo.

[@DoomGuy2099]

Theo bringin a lil of that Roadhouse noise to the buisness

[@johnwoods5095]

Love how the bald guy is pretending to drive while making his video😂😂😂

[@juanguzman41]

Theo merch hitting hard. 🔥 🚫 🧢

[@YesitisCC]

Put Theo on the next JRE Fight Companion to watch the Louisiana boi hitter Dustin Poirer

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

Really, Top Gun 4??? Yeah sure Brendan you look like Tom Cruise if he's having a continuous peanut allergy reaction and a speech impediment.. GanG GanG Buzz Buzz

[@ohoward512]

I like your style bro lol . Seen u last WK too . Guess that makes us gang bangers ...

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

@@ohoward512 Gang Gang...Banger Bangers!!

[@ohoward512]

@@enriqueshockwave7632 how come we don't promote ourselves in KZbin comments? I tried dropping my Twitter handle last WK... Not sure if anyone followed . Unlikely tbh . U have any social acct?

[@LC-px9pb]

I could watch these guys go back and forth all day. Honey mustard. Lol

[@jeremiah1164]

Gang gang. Hope they don't stop the pod with Theo's new hitter

[@raiders18dr]

Dean Winchester i bet they are stacking episodes

[@xboutdattime89]

Alexis Theo got in a movie so he’s taking time off

[@BeNZoJosh]

Poor... you mean “hardworking.” Haha.

[@RabieTheReindeer]

Bring back my broccolini you mafks

[@kjeezy2990]

RabieTheReindeer is that j roc? No’msayin

[@SergioTorres-nt1xm]

Brendan saw Dave Chapelle netflix special. Proceeds to dress like chapelle

[@jamieshouldbeavailable]

First thing I'm gonna say here is this....the intro needs to go back to..."back off my broccolini!"

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

“ He looks like Theo’s older brother who made better decisions “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

Bring back that #35 HITTA!!

[@hawaiianrussian1047]

35:15 when the 🐀 👑 took Brenda’s soul and you could see she wanted to cry 😂😂😂

[@dannylaise]

Brendan looks like Lin-Manuel Miranda but he had a passion for WWE rather than Broadway

[@navekalop7056]

who the fuck is Lin-Manuel Miranda- dude yr joke SUUUCKS!! #fail

[@stonephilips9361]

I just hit pause! And go right to the comments😂Bill Burr Burned Brendan🎤

[@traebonay5928]

7:50 Major CTE Flare up

[@vinnyclough9458]

Trae Bonay 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gioargueta1402]

Theo looks like he goes to random funerals of people he doesn’t know and yells “ GET IN THERE” when they lower the casket

[@mattsmith8876]

Lol they ripped that zebra apart. Shit was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@b.h.7430]

"I'll put 4 packs of splenda on my tongue and take a nap" 🤣🤣🤣

[@baileyin24]

Theo looks like he hunts dead road kill

[@y0tam1]

FREEWILL 724 so just road kill bro

[@shawnabney2868]

It's hilarious how much they built up cats feet then she comes out with a of and they end up being ugly. Lol

[@dipgrizzly25]

Shout out to Lambert's Home of the Throwed Rolls. Outstanding food.

[@rodsweetdo]

Brendan looks like he tells everyone he was gonna be a Navy Seal, but he got "shin splints."

[@diehardoutdoors]

Breenden looks like he is a bookie for a gay bar fight club!

[@sykocaine]

Theo Von: "What's up fellow kids?"

[@pcp2522]

B got on Theo hard this episode. Loved it

[@passengershaming]

"I only slim down for comedy" hahahahaaaa

[@savana6773]

Brendan will be a lot happier one day when he finally allows himself to indulge in those man meats he's always going on about.

[@michaeldan2689]

Theo looks like the "Hot Ones" camera man 😂😂

[@Itsreekoh]

Theo looks like he rides his huffy bike to the liquor store for some alcohol

[@KostasSiderisBarista]

I was at the yard doing laundry and listening to this. I THOUGHT IT WAS BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD!!!!

[@cent0r]

Kat got her hair tied up high like a modern day Mulan.

[@pquinn6039]

First 10 minutes of this got me dying 😂🤣

[@IronWolf277]

Dave Chappelle is current King of Comedy! Killed it on "Sticks & Stones", didn't play it safe, roasted everyone!

[@abrahamlincoln2839]

The Jerry Rice of Lambert’s, “Home of the Throwed Rolls” - Holy Missouri what an iconic PLUG Theo!!

[@perryjohnson3801]

That cop looks like Theo and Jocko Willink’s offspring

[@ChadEasley]

The knife fight against Benicio del Toro and Steven Seagal in Under Siege best knife fights ever on film

[@SpeedSeekerMoto]

Oof, I can only imagine getting roasted by bill burr.

[@erik8727]

You would get Bill Burrned

[@leobadfish2514]

"those polar bears wanna brown around a lil bit" lmao "why don't I throw a couple a aquafinas in the firepit and start a real roaster you can't FUCKIN DO IT!" Lol Theo is fuckin hilarious

[@jakrispy3418]

Its the burrito kid not keto! Wrapped up in a tortilla romper.

[@robinjohnsen8471]

The brother got a fuxking crazy laugh 😂