The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 325: Theo Von

[@imMyshkin]

1:32 theo: "thats gonna end in court" mans called it

[@GoDDooMzJulz8145]

Right lol

[@rickyward657]

Bryan Callen missing in this episode aswell, fate predicted that lol

[@rideronthestorm_]

I hope some one compiles all these lol

[@0bstinacy]

lmao i thought same wish delia would just come back tho it was all bs

[@iAMitUnot]

@Hezekiah Austin douchebag.

[@hintonoriginal]

"I took a dump on ecstasy once and almost came" .. I'm crying. 😂

[@TheLordsChips1234]

Damn bruh, props on your girl fam

[@chrispetela8644]

Yea shit probably hit on his prostate 😂

[@joshspaulding44]

Brandon Hinton this is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life

[@stevewalker1555]

That shit feels awesome to ...I use to take 3 exlac tabs on my way to my dealers house buy me two x pills and swallow them then head for the house as fast as I can it would feel so great being on x and playing the can I hold it game dam I ruined alot of good clothes back then

[@maxpower2448]

E-Dumps brah. Always an adventure

[@dustinbailey9644]

Chris’s fans call him daddy, the babies. Theo: that’s gonna end in court lol. Good call lol

[@matguerra333]

I just started laughing when I heard this.

[@danielsotiriadis7513]

Spot on!! Theo full gangster

[@iseahaappleseed5968]

Oml as soon as he said they I came looking for ur comment

[@vinny5638]

He’s a fuckin oracle

[@nickbettinger7977]

@@iseahaappleseed5968 moononoko

[@georgeups1]

Theo von Lol “I was nervous for you, I was thinking damn this dude is going to fuck it up”. 😂😂😂😂 throwing shade

[@seangallagher4498]

I hope Theo Von never changes. That man is a national treasure.

[@BL-wh2ux]

*International treasure

[@minnesootanice9472]

I wonder if he bangs fat chicks... askin for a friend

[@raqmountain1912]

He hasn’t yet

[@seangallagher4498]

@@raqmountain1912 lol love it. can't this 2 years ago. time flies

[@33.333z]

He still hasn't! Gang gang!

[@jaredkinneyjr]

Yo NETFLIX! Give this man another special!

[@skylar1112]

he already has one

[@mbenshoof4917]

Chu Lin that's why he said another

[@jeh10121989]

RAHUL BHANDARI that’s why he said another

[@Kh4lidz]

The past weekend should go on netlflix fuck specials for a second.

[@ThatAwakeningMoment]

fuck NETFLIX. Theo isn't SJW enough for them. They won't give him another special.

[@Endoplasmic]

AND STILL... Theo already has 2018 wrapped up.

[@joshm4782]

To answer the racism debate at the very end of the podcast.. the “of course I’m athletic” is a stereotype.. not racist. Racism is discriminating against someone because of their race.

[@rienaochoa5692]

Raiders suck 20years running

[@danield8945]

Never laughed so hard at a podcast. Theo already won 2018 guest of the year.

[@phoenixerrlybird3634]

His comedy is very dry but I genuinely like the dude.

[@MuMu124]

Listen to the church of what's happening podcast number 383 you wont be disappointed

[@blickluke]

Theo Von just might of already won best guest of the year 2018 already. 😂

[@mugsylogues]

Luke Crant say "already" one more time

[@markovendetti9704]

Luke Crant Easy there tiger its only January 11th

[@fumf202]

Luke Crant he's won 2018 in general already

[@ryrez4478]

Luke Crant yup he wins

[@peterfromdenmark4222]

Luke Crant yep

[@BretEsque]

Guest of the year only 10 days in

[@Reginald_Harrison]

For 2017, dork.

[@Linushockeygik]

I think they guy means that he should win it this year also, dumbfuck..

[@Reginald_Harrison]

Linushockeygik. I guess it takes a mongoloid to understand a mongoloid.

[@flamincheeto624]

Triscuit H hey don't make fun of Mongolians it's racist

[@xmikex902x]

Triscuit H pretty easy to understand with an ounce of critical thinking. Like beginner level

[@HardNocLyfe]

Brendan: yea they call him daddy Theo: aw yeah Brendan: yea the babies Theo: well thats gonna end in court I was dying 😂

[@Jrknight215]

best line of the day

[@andrewbrandmusic0894]

Well.... That didnt age well.

[@TheMrMolotav]

This is the comment I was looking for.

[@itewiaw]

Theo the prophet

[@TopRivers]

If you haven't listened to Theo vons podcast you are missing out. It's literally the best podcast out there. Dude is hilarious

[@HectorMMA]

john cottey ill check it out thanks

[@MrJameslague]

Top Rivers, LOL

[@Tormentality]

so true, theo von is the best

[@SelfMadeCulture]

“The weakest one arm black kid” Theo Von Hilarious!

[@Mr_AgentSnake]

Theo “The Nutmeg Donkey,” “The Carmel Apple Ninja,” Von. He’ll put an owl on a diet and sell it to you as a falcon boyeee.

[@jimmyk4445]

Gang gang bruh. Onward

[@Scottiscool93]

Theo is such a underrated talent, hope he finally gets the recognition he deserves man.

[@TJBennefield]

I agree but I also selfishly want to keep Theo a secret from the rest of the world.

[@Tormentality]

same. if feel same same

[@gavinlujan7577]

This aged well

[@mosval9383]

@@gavinlujan7577 definitely

[@K3uzz]

Now he does!!

[@copenukka]

The Dark Arts bruh!!

[@brendanbeatty3659]

Brendan Schaub lol what's that thumbnailof man

[@brendanbeatty3659]

Brendan Schaub that's the real darkkk artz

[@BJ-ru2kw]

Hoe a man out

[@johnnie543]

Brendan B His name is Try it Out Man, and he's a ball hog!

[@johnnie543]

Hey man! Still looking for black dudes to beat and piss on you?

[@frankymacf]

35:50 Theo: ‘I don’t think he was that handsome...’ Brendan: ‘Stud FOOTBALL player’ Theo: ‘Oh, my bad’ 😂😂😂

[@Trumpdog1]

" That's going to end in court"

[@IanDirtySouth615]

"or we talk until bryan shows up and ruins the conversation"

[@liquideagle6884]

Brendan legitemately cracks up laughing at the wild shit Theo says. Brenden is a great host. Chill. Chimes in a perfect time. Doesnt cut off or one up.

[@TH-rn4rf]

LIQUID EAGLE 🦅 has to

[@yooyo8303]

Boi have times changed

[@meganklobchar7014]

I wish he was like this again..now he never shuts up

[@lege46]

He seems like a great dude

[@ZenCenterUpaya]

This comment did not age well

[@gilfiazon2575]

20 minutes in and all ready Theo should win best guest of 2018

[@HectorMMA]

Gil Fiazon luv nick croll

[@Aiur]

Just saw Bert live and now I come home to this? Theo, the Louisiana leviathan? is this the BEST day ever? Yes!

[@Hollman36]

Aiur fuck off

[@jaemuskedelarios]

Get out more

[@alekb6244]

How was Bert live? I was actually going to go tonight lol

[@badabing2302]

Dali Llama hey look everyone the poorest person on KZbin has graced us with his presence. Have yall ever been told to fuck off by someone just hours before they hung themselves ? Well u have now lmfao

[@thegreenmountainoriginals2277]

Im jealous. Dont know why theyre hatin

[@jeffreyrivera9459]

Theo’s delia comment “that’s gonna end up in court” was ahead of its time 😅

[@GKTorn.]

He went to court?

[@andrespaz989]

​@georget.6205 the court of public opinion

[@nickax7896]

​@@GKTorn.He's a pedophile look it up

[@illuminati5160]

"His fans call him daddy" "Well thats gonna end in court" lol theo doesnt miss

[@OneHourShower]

I love that he called it.

[@Josh-ug5uj]

All I ask is for ONE 3-hour podcast with Callen, Chris D'elia, Bobby Lee, and Theo Von some time this year

[@BooTz303]

Josh I think the universe would implode.

[@TJs_RV_Deals_RV-NC]

Throw Joey Diaz in there and it’ll crush the game

[@seanwilks7712]

Callens a mood killer

[@Tincanbanana3030]

You never got that. Too bad, bud

[@unfadeablecivic]

"The Silent killer is no longer emphazima son, it's that fukn turtle neck." -T.V.😂😂😂

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

"wasn't that tight but she wasn't that strong"

[@Lamedvavnik]

Didn’t know about Theo Von until 2017 now he’s one of my favourite comedians. Just naturally funny.

[@fabulousbill5648]

Chin should fight Jaime

[@codyg6514]

and Lee Syatt

[@Pigracer]

Cody Green ahahaha I'm not betting on Lee

[@emeryb4904]

blimp Snail he’d eat em both. Turn lee into spaghetti and Jamie would be meatloaf

[@RoscleHilltopple]

@@Pigracer Don't count out the Flying Jew. Boy wrestled in high school and trains BJJ. But if Chin has mad reach, Syatt would be in some deep waters.

[@Chris-yr6io]

The battle of the court jesters.

[@1994paulsloan]

The way Theo thinks compared to other comics is why he's the guest of the year. When he talks about we freeze things too deep over here hahah

[@ChineseCheeseSqueeze]

What was it, the tightest turtleneck of all time? "Wadn't that tight, but she wadn't that strong".... hahaha. I fuckin love ya, Theo!

[@jason6300]

When these two get together it's like magic

[@zacharythomas1820]

1:43 nice foreshadow Theo

[@notme6793]

Make podcast 3 hours when Theo Von and Chris D'Elia in, bruh.

[@ian5956]

bruh _ yes please

[@LearnToFightClips]

Big dick bandits in the house

[@RawShogun]

Foor Suure

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

Good ol bruh, prowling the comments.. 60 bots at a time

[@dentalfloss7523]

Chris and will sasso

[@MattJameson7]

Theo Von is fucking awesome

[@Tormentality]

yes, I agree with that

[@davidevans8141]

Gang

[@phlyghstaff9965]

I like callen, I do, but Theo is a next level comedian.

[@ProtectoroftheRealm]

You should visit Lousiana sometime.

[@dankestranch8738]

Already 2018 goty

[@durkdiggler1638]

Nigel, from YOLK he has the "it" factor

[@winnieblews]

Youre kidding right? LOL have you seen Theo’s stand up ever? I love Theo and any podcast he has ever been on; Tigerbelly, Steebee Weebee, Jre. I think he is a far greater guest on these shows, he has such impeccable timing and delivery. Standup comedy is such a different beast, it is a mostly planned and coordinated environment. Theo’s works way too fast for orchestrated stand up delivery

[@winnieblews]

Brain....even*

[@WhiskeySanchez]

Funniest up and coming comic 100%

[@Hollman36]

WhiskeySanchez go fuck yourself

[@WhiskeySanchez]

I am right now reading your message thinking about you Dali, get well soon

[@notme6793]

Dali Llama go fuck yourself bud

[@dirigoyoutube6455]

WhiskeySanchez sadly his stand up isn’t as funny as his conversation humor

[@BillyBob-pm4lo]

Dali Llama you’re talking shit through a key board stfu

[@terrorkind]

1:40:24 "I don't need that in my life, man. I just don't, like: The world's dark enough." I always like Brendan but now i am 100% convinced that he's a really empathetic, sweet and kind person. I feel him when he says that. The older you get and the more darkness you experience throughout your life, the less "hardass" you wanna seem and the more you come to value things like harmony and peace and just generally 'nice things'. Where i used to be into all this dark and edgy stuff, listening to Korn and watching faces of death and whatnot, there days i just wanna cuddle kitties and listen to nice music. It really is a dark world and the more time i spend in it, the less i seek to immerse myself in more of it's darkness than i have to.

[@MrNncon]

I've always felt that way. I haven't watched almost any films past childhood In the 80s. It's not conducive in dealing with mental health. I don't need that fucken sopranos or el shit in my head. Living hanging out with that element. You end up having to watch you're gf fucken abused raped molest by other men or other bad shit. Because there high and paranoid. Why do I need to watch that shit In my off time. It's only entertaining to fucking poppers fan girls or the real deal dude. Red flag

[@andyv85]

Theo is an amazing stand-up but I think where he truly shines is in conversations. He's definitely one of those "funny dudes at the party" guys

[@sallieharer9407]

Watched in 2023 and Theo said here that he just reached 24k subs on Thls Past Weekend which mafe want to compare that with todays subs and found hes now at 2.4 million! What a come-up! He's relatable to everyone! So happy for his success

[@yooyo8303]

If you’re a true D’Elia fan than you wouldn’t be mad at Theo winning.

[@TheAlpineShepherdBoy]

Button Pusher if you're a well adjusted adult human you wouldn't be mad about Theo winning.

[@Themarshofsteel]

If you his true fan you might be able to spell is name right too!

[@mugsylogues]

The Real Alpha Marsh his*

[@gilfiazon2575]

RESPEK!

[@senorfrog1896]

Damn two slams in one thread! Shits getting heavy y’all. There might be some dark arts afoot.

[@stephenjuenger5271]

Damn. Theo out here like Nostradamus on these D'elia predictions.

[@doobtubes]

Theo over delia all day

[@BG-cl6vl]

This guy gets it!

[@Hollman36]

doobtubes fuck u

[@Josh-ug5uj]

doobtubes how about bolth?

[@mexicandeicide1459]

Hedylogos nigga that's funny. I think you misspelled it tho

[@EmbraceTheD]

Mexican Deicide thats how true babies spell it

[@bambolina2351]

Thats going to end in court omg hahahaha

[@etlongoria16]

“I love Florida. A lot of missing people over there.... and I love the missing.” 😂😂 how does theo come up with this stuff so casually

[@ryankrissoff6778]

Going back to back.

[@monkeyloven]

That's gonna end in court. psychic.

[@dentalfloss7523]

Brendan has morning sickness

[@MullacAbu1]

One minute in dying. "Weakest one armed black kid tryina give me a hug"

[@user-dm5lu5sm7s]

S

[@DaRabbiit]

Im sorry but Theo is a fucking savage LMFAO. he is slowly breaking into my top 5 all time greatest comedians

[@thedexterbros]

AceRabbiit it's crazy though cause his best, most on point comedy is when he's a podcast guest. I'm always recommending Theo Von but not necessarily the specials because his banter with other people is insane comedy

[@kevinmackie4064]

thedexterbros cy 

[@kevinmackie4064]

thedexterbros is

[@stevenmartinez872]

Theo reaction to everything GGAAHHDDHHAAM DUDE YYEEAaaaa

[@hurricane1nox]

ya kno

[@wombathijs4560]

Everytime Theo is on I'll watch from start to finish

[@imransyed3205]

Theo has absolutely zero ego

[@joshuagaffney458]

Brendan: "His fans call him daddy." Theo: "Well, that's....interesting. That'll end up in court." 😬

[@jopo7996]

Bryan's at the gym movin' around.

[@Iwasthewalrus]

Jo Po Training for the fight with Chin...

[@alexmendoza9645]

The weights are keeping him busy

[@dylanthomas1673]

Brendan feeling reeeal self conscious after that puffy face comment.

[@Hollman36]

Dylan Thomas I’ve noticed his fat face lately too... it’s like he’s hiding nuts in his cheeks like a squirrel

[@dentalfloss7523]

Its because hes abusing adderall and caffine. His body is trying to adapt to never sleeping and reduced eating. He doesnt sleep or eat and is a "chatty cathy", hes puking all the time, exsessive sweating, hes trying to do like 30 things at 1 time. These are the side effects of adderall

[@johnsullivan2577]

Yep he purged after this one again for sure!

[@ethan1747]

Yea, almost as when Theo made that dumb fighter joke. Chin knew Theo was poking fun at something Brennan is sensitive about which is why he was like "Oh" and didn't laugh.

[@dylanthomas1673]

SandwitchEater91 lol the other one that came to mind was when Delia made fun of Brendan’s speech impediment.

[@Pn1251]

Dude I’m dying Theo is so hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cgr88m]

Brendan:they call Chris D'Elía "Daddy" Theo: that's interesting that's going to end in Court Theo predicting the future out here

[@andresserna3901]

It might be a little early buuuuuttt......GOTY 2018

[@steveswafen2528]

Awesome chemistry between these 2, letting the convo flow without trying hard & the laughs keep coming

[@sterlingprice886]

Love it when u have Von on!!!

[@astralgoblin8882]

I don't usually listen to podcasts, but I am absolutely loving this. Could listen to you two sit and chat all day; the chemistry is amazing. Such simply and light conversation but witty and incredibly entertaining!!!! Guest of the year!

[@dusty616l]

i love you theo. thanks for making me laugh man.. makes one forget about things

[@TheLordsChips1234]

Forget about what buddy? You can vent to me man, I’m here for you

[@tacotom9128]

2022 had to come back and watch all these gems

[@eratic515]

Theo - "He was doing this hand magic man but no quarters no doves so the beat him up mannn." Had me laughin' dead in the middle of work.

[@josephcamilletti6955]

Theo is just effortlessly going off in all these old TFATK. 🐐 🐀 👑

[@MaDDTELEVISION]

"Pediaphile" lmao this guy is gold

[@creteoxford203]

Theo; "Chun, Chin? Chin; "Yeah" Theo; "Chank you" 😆 🤣 😂 😹

[@devoninman2931]

Theo von reminiscing is the best

[@saha1717]

Brendan is the new conversation strangler stevens

[@JamNJ1985]

lol B and Theo have the best chemistry. Guts and Blood! lol

[@Hellchoseme420]

Finally a guy who’s everyday funny not just performance funny. Gotta love Theo lol

[@ScratchArkkitehti]

My man!!! Theo on here so much I didnt click initially cause I thought it was an old one!

[@G_Ozare]

"Dude you said drugs make you gay." "Well look man not me, but men by that river." 😂

[@MormonMustang_]

Theo about makes me piss my pants. " deaf kid got his ass whipped for bad magic, no quarters or rabbits"

[@chrisbango357]

Theo laughing at Chris Delias fans calling him daddy. “ that’s gunna end up in court” lmaoo. Called it Theo

[@alekb6244]

Seen this and made me happy

[@Zybewinzit]

That’s gonna end in court….holy shit Theo 😂

[@nickbretz267]

Brenden: "Dude, you said sometimes drugs make you gay." Theo: "Well look, not me... but men by a river."

[@steviefranchize21]

Miss these days so much 😢

[@2Less0is0More2]

Because Theo is funny. Brenda is still horrible as ever

[@austin7530]

Theo Von is literally the only person who can make me laugh for 2 hours straight. My stomach hurts after this shit lmao wtf

[@treverloyaltyanderson6501]

It’s crazy how far he’s came this was 6 years ago and Theo was excited about getting 23k views that was the highest one he had now look at him 6 years later he was doin his podcasts at his apartment with no guests now he has a nice studio and an assistant and has had huge celebrities on his show and he’s getting millions of views on every video now I’m super proud for him he’s earned everything he has now he’s came so far

[@Criglet7]

Brendan the type of guy to wear short shorts to the gym on leg day.

[@Criglet7]

funnyguyhahahaha That's Brendan lol

[@harrykane6610]

From all the podcasts I’ve listened to Joey Diaz, Theo Von and Bobby Lee are my favorite people I’ve discovered.

[@matthewturek3830]

Theo “Gucci gang” von

[@bjywjy3708]

I think it's pretty dope how Theo asked chin about the differences in cultures I think we need more of that to come together

[@MexicanJesus1998]

“I’ve never been anything in the dark arts like a pediaphile-or anything like that. And I don’t believe in that kind of shit. If anybody out there is in that kind of shit, SHUT IT DOOOWNN” 😂

[@JakeSucky]

Love seeing Theo back so early in 2018, dude is so funny

[@Max-zr7hr]

Lol at Theo saying Delia being the daddy and the babies was gonna end in court. Then he said something about a pandemic. Theos been dipping his toes in them dark arts brother.

[@MattMcLeod6]

Many will disagree, but I actually do wish Callen was there for this. Lol still a great episode

[@TheLordsChips1234]

Eat shit Matt

[@turtletime3413]

C'mon man Bryan is as much this show as Brendan. Theo is just on this crazy level of quick wit. Theos podcast this last Thursday isn't like how he acts here. Some of it is but it's more personal.

[@MattMcLeod6]

Turtle Time right. Still a great show, but Callen does add to the show (most of the time lol)

[@nathandignan8859]

Turtle Time I was actually one of the call-ins on his episode he put out today in regards to Andrews wife being fat haha

[@SteveMarriott91]

What Brendan was saying about Brian towards the end was so nice, just shows what a nice guy he is, behind all the laughing and joking.

[@user-dm5lu5sm7s]

T

[@phillipburton5113]

Thumbs up if Theo ad Brendan should start their own podcast .

[@PhotoBoothStartUp]

Hell yeah! But with Bryan as a co host and Theo as a guest!

[@johnnie543]

That would legitly break the whole fucking Internet. Not all of us are ready for the darkest of the darkest of the dark arts bruh

[@JavyVidana]

There’s something about these two that just work huh?

[@slimseamster6171]

Theo already has that going on with his other podcast called, "Allegedly." His personal podcast is called, "This Past Weekend."

[@twodanex]

1 year later there's The King and The Sting.

[@pnrainbowrider]

Had me laugh so hard with that Rochester ny neck tattoo comment 😂 that’s not normal everywhere 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[@jayg6711]

Shaub looks like he plays the triangle in mumford n son

[@josephhoangdang6770]

I just started listening because I was watching Theo's podcast and saw when Brendan and callen walked in during the show & I just thought the chemistry between y'all and Theo was just great and hilarious and then you know how youtube does it they suggested another one with just Brendan and Theo and I just wanna say these podcasts have been getting me through this idk how to describe it but just this saddness I get late at night due to my depression (clinically diagnosed) & I just get hit with times where I get stuck and these have been helping me get through it so thank you

[@visionary2g]

Look my dawg Theo reppin the SAINTS!! WHO DAT!!!!

[@BG-cl6vl]

Louisiana native here... WHO DAT! GEAUX SAINTS!!

[@Marcus96s]

So many “Theo’s funny moments” came from this episode 😂

[@oliverhantu910]

That wingdings font reference round 7 minutes. That next level Microsoft word reference. Onward

[@atomicboomstick2543]

Theo is already the best guest of 2018, aint no beating him! Theo & Brendan need to start their own podcast!

[@DrNickRiveria]

done

[@eddemania4676]

Should have been a tie so they would both be on. That would be the podcast of the year.

[@svecobrar]

This was easily the funniest podcast i've ever seen on your channel. Theo is f-ing hilarious and Brendan's personality blends with his seamlessly.

[@lutze5086]

1:40 lmao