Loitering Tits | King and the Sting w/ Theo Von & Brendan Schaub #33

[@AntiiElian]

Derrick’s Chappelle impression was REALLY GOOD lmao

[@roch8593]

Man it's impressive at that point

[@dopedickinsonbb8359]

E L I A N lol chappelle shit on him🤣😂

[@BarkingShark]

Timestamp?

[@devon8977]

Spot on

[@-Hoods]

@@BarkingShark lol 4:40 did u even watch?

[@PetrolHead1]

Deric’s laugh sounds like the last thing you hear when you’re tied up and the cellar door shuts.

[@bigeazy126]

NoobMaster69 no it doesn’t

[@bradysundheim]

Man I came to the comments to see if anyone said anything about his laugh. He was fucking obnoxious this episode

[@RefineIrony]

I'm really tryina be cool about criticism, but I can't hang w it. It's too much for me to stay tuned.

[@jimhill7713]

He might be a little bit stoned ease up

[@Rachin8er]

This is such a funny comment! Lol 😂 also sooooo true!!!

[@MrClamps14]

Theo the type of dude to say "bless you" when a girl queefs

[@LOOKinsideyurSELF]

And you type to inhale it

[@leoruiz9389]

HaroldTheHoboYo ☠️

[@savagebrendaquinn131]

because he is a Gentleman #GangGang

[@muhaganji7837]

Everyone should be that courteous

[@NanNanNABooBoo]

Brendan the type to sneeze, then say "Bless me"..

[@SoldererOfFortune]

Brendan looks like he lives in a 90's Nerf commercial.

[@froghopkins]

Dude your comment is so true

[@froghopkins]

Most 90s kids did loon exactly like Brendan

[@Living_Legend85]

Troof

[@jcub247]

Omg!

[@vitamind1200]

Brendan needs to add an E to the end of his shirt and should look at it everyday

[@jacka3431]

derek michels how I experienced this comment as shown in emojis....🧐😲😫😌😁😃😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@AppalachianLumberjack]

😂truth hurts

[@jbsully7210]

You win

[@MarkWestHam]

bravo sir, bravo

[@BolagnaSheetsMD]

Holy shit took me a second😁😂

[@twentyfoursevensmoke]

brendan always looks like hes working security at the X games

[@ohoward512]

Theo def the kinda guy who blows on hot Cheetos to cool them down

[@thomasbaldwin8030]

One of the better comments I've seen lmao

[@ohoward512]

@@thomasbaldwin8030 thank u thank u, I'm here every episode to annoy everyone within the first 50 comments

[@hurricane1nox]

ill see u next week gang

[@ohoward512]

@@hurricane1nox gang bruh

[@twun011]

O Howard hilarious comment my dude!

[@PeruvianNeo]

Brendan is 0-4 against the word "customizable"

[@tommybrasco1]

lol

[@Schmidhead]

A++

[@Shakethatbadboy]

He has lost to scientology a couple of times as well

[@CollinSalvatore]

Imagine knocking out cro crop and then getting bodied by a word

[@Dunkacccino]

Yo bring back the broccolini

[@emmanuelkalaentzis3004]

Dunkacccino agreed, love that in the intro

[@zach-k1519]

agreed

[@amanda022]

Agree, it's just not the same

[@leobadfish2514]

Back off my brocolinni dawg

[@PieterDaniell]

Christina is that you?

[@shawnmiller163]

The tattoo Theo looks like the Theo who didn’t beat Down syndrome

[@Schmidhead]

I need to see your working out, otherwise A+

[@lodussorus6151]

Hahahaha

[@patsquanch]

whoever submitted lenny for punk my unk deserves an award

[@coltonharris1828]

For real!! I wish the guys got more info on him so they would know how much of a legend Lenny is!

[@julzmma]

I swear there’s only one guy that calls him Lenard?!

[@92ireland92]

"He's gonna die any day now"

[@phrissco]

700 lbs shredded!

[@AxnJaxn]

Is Derrick's laugh getting louder and louder? Damn son, back off that micolini!

[@erik8727]

They should sell his laugh as a ringtone

[@Living_Legend85]

What’s Micolini?

[@zmanbrody]

@I Don't Care Ah!

[@platinumbrick6]

Lmao you funny as hell poor Derrick

[@RawShogun]

Brendan looks like he sells hair straighteners at the mall.

[@artemgula9504]

jon devieon this comment is underrated

[@2LiFt3DxO]

LMAO

[@Literallyjustafatbird]

Ooof

[@khloesandoval1713]

jon devieon HAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!

[@sirtnfol8476]

Or dead Sea salt face scrub

[@GarciaCapital]

Time stamps you digital delinquents! 0:47 Chappelle 8:50 Theo Tattoo 18:10 Clown My Hound 34:05 Debate Club 41:55 Favorite Wrestler 47:50 Relationship Advice 54:08 Punk My Uncle 1:01:58 King it or Sting it You’re welcome!

[@rogueflamingo301]

Time stamps: 0:00 - Intro 4:03 - Deric getting bumped by Dave Chappelle and Theo's tan 8:51 - A fan got that Theo tattoo 13:32 - Ad reads, gotta get that money boiiiiiiiii 18:11 - Clown my hound 30:02 - More ads 34:04 - Debate club 47:49 - Relationship advice 54:06 - Punk my uncle 1:01:58 - King it or sting it 1:13:30 - Outro GANG GANG, BUZZ BUZZ

[@vinnievega9843]

Gang

[@jgarcia0330]

Rouge Flamingo GOAT

[@jordanmatchett8341]

R.I.P. to that Dawg at the 23:00

[@dannemannen18]

Thanks. Hate the fuc*ing ads

[@joshuaaldaco8504]

Hassen Laughs like a Ak47

[@closinginonclosure]

By Christmas, King and the Sting is going to be an hour of just straight Ad’s.

[@GUITARTIME2024]

But premium

[@backn5713]

gotta pay for brenden's coffee habit

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

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[@matthewbo2816]

Gonna have to go through a pay wall just to here the adds

[@92ireland92]

@@backn5713 Kratom*

[@javiercota3703]

brendan looks like he auditioned for 21 jump street but still hasnt realized he was cut

[@nicolascoello8469]

Theo made that joke on TFTK

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Theo already told that joke. It's well-known bc it's from one of their first ripping on each sessions and it's on KZbin, too

[@quentinpeters3405]

better " " that shit lol

[@javiercota3703]

@@nicolascoello8469 don't care

[@NanNanNABooBoo]

He looks like The Fresh of Prince of Bel Air, except he never left west philly, and only amounted to becoming shift manager at Spencer's.

[@ConG2107]

When Schaub goes “I am 100% heterosexual” an Theo mutters under his breath suuuuuure😩😩

[@maloz_pasoz8429]

That boy derrik laughs like he wants a raise.. .. Baaaaaaad

[@richie9878]

When Theo said "You look like you picked your outfit from the ticket counter at David and Buster's" 🤣

[@greywindchris]

I love how after talking about random shit in the beginning Theo always ends up getting fed up and wanting to start the episode lmao

[@Outplayedqt]

Sam Ordna please talk in English please

[@ahkao.9347]

@@Outplayedqt compared to most on here that was perfectly fine, learn how to read you tool.

[@Outplayedqt]

prod by ab wrong reply, asshole

[@rwdimpreza2.533]

This add from Chin around 17:00 is the most enthusiastic I've ever heard him, even to this day

[@theeharrison59]

Derrick lookin like that goodwill version of drake

[@thepeach4638]

Why you gotta roast him like that he has no hair left to cut now

[@superfuriousroy1295]

Can never win long hair short hair getting roasted lol

[@agoodamerican614]

that steph curry rookie taper

[@christiangould5255]

“How do you walk out of the house with that much yellow on and feel okay” 🤣🤣🤣

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

Please keep engaging Derrick in conversations so we can all keep staring at Cat...GG BB

[@sicklesbrandon]

🥇

[@joewontwice]

ASIAN BBYGIRL

[@oiitzME1266]

Dude don't burn it out! c'mon man

[@sicklesbrandon]

@@oiitzME1266 no your right we gotta keep this one on the DL

[@fibsniper786]

Dat bok Choi BAD girl, makes me wanna get down and beg for some pho 🍲 GG BB

[@dylanlongwell1826]

Brendan always tries his best to roast Theo, but then gets put on the rotisserie by the rat king 😂😂

[@hurricane1nox]

Brenden looks like a highlighter, that got dirty after it went over other colors

[@vinnievega9843]

Art imitating life.😂

[@SeniorBiscuits]

I heard this in Theo’s voice

[@hurricane1nox]

I typed that shit in theos voice ^^

[@Rehayel]

i love every thing about this podcast gang gang, buzz buzz, the format , and the animation.

[@ohoward512]

"is that Theo Von or Kevin bacon melting " -Brenda Bruhhhh 🤣🤣🤣

[@ALEX-jr1pb]

O Howard he finally said something hilarious 😆

[@BastedwithMustard]

@@ALEX-jr1pb lmao

[@rimspin2410]

“Kevin Baking Melting”

[@ohoward512]

@@ALEX-jr1pb straight up!! This might be Brendan's best episode. I feel like he hits vol with some burns sometimes and the Rat gets offended. At least that's what I get from his voice and body language 😂

[@blazedandconfused477]

Brendan has gotten a lot funnier since he hired funnier people to write jokes for him.

[@hartman253]

Uncle Leonard is Big Lenny from the Del Ray Misfits KZbin channel

[@boostedboat9291]

Is it me or deric looks just like diglett??

[@SuperNeospace]

LMAO

[@Freakishd]

Omg 😂😂😂😂 this is going to the top

[@funguy1453]

😂😂

[@ohoward512]

Bruhhhh😹😹😹😹

[@BastedwithMustard]

AHAHAHHA

[@colonslash6609]

37:17 there goes CTE Fletcher again, the General Lee is not a Chevelle Brendan!

[@xexux3]

YES! Rough day but about to come back with this HITTAH!!!

[@DeathStarPro9]

"It's okay to be bald. And it's okay to be erectile disfunct. But you can't be both." -Theo Von #GetyourWienerUp

[@Tony777Zz]

Brendan’s greatest contribution to comedy is sitting in a chair getting roasted by Theo Gang Gang•••

[@kduffin33]

Brendan* Knows cars Also Brendan: General Lee is a Chevelle...

[@hittman1412]

brenda knows things to the extent he can bring it up briefly in conversation and move on.

[@danielstrother2494]

He just lost every mopar fan he had

[@PetYourDog4Me]

Derek casually leaning into the mic so you can hear him laugh louder than Theo and Brendan combined 0:35

[@PetYourDog4Me]

1:27 another example of Derek's terrible laugh

[@PetYourDog4Me]

2:21 you literally have to lean in within 6 inches to get picked up well and it's every minute

[@PetYourDog4Me]

2:35 , a great example Brendan goes to laugh at Theo's joke and we got Derek BWABHAHAHWBAHWHAHWHA

[@funguy1453]

Mason N damn foo you’re trippin. He’s laughing who cares

[@schoooooles]

He only started this shit when Gianni got noticed for his laugh and the boys ripped him.

[@Colts63AK]

54:00 uncle Leonard is big lenny lol KZbin “the Delray Misfits” with Jason Genova

[@RyAble]

TheMarinesk8er never heard of her

[@noahalferes1240]

who is she

[@nathanbarnes2501]

WHOOOOOOOOO CARES

[@Colts63AK]

Nathan Barnes FACTS

[@ourbladesaresharphousebolt8113]

Unfortunately

[@jarhtrahddis]

Theo looks like he received a blood transfusion from Charlie Sheen.

[@sketcharmslong6289]

That is savage

[@pauljefferson9538]

Hahahaha

[@TheK2TheC479]

Brendan looks like the newest employee at Pac Sun

[@carlossanders5618]

Theo dressed like a male lot lizard that just accepted the lord in his life.

[@ghoztnation2968]

lmfao

[@enriqueshockwave7632]

#Blessed

[@jerbearlolz]

Yea he coulda been the lizard king bruh

[@lutfihasani7530]

just coming back for the good old days. this shit never gets old

[@princevegeta-son]

8:52 bruh lololol I'm dead

[@PokeSailor_91]

starting off with “Sand Black” 😂😂😭😭

[@chrisgates5739]

This might be my favorite episode ever! Thanks fellows

[@manutdnz]

Dammm that tattoo looked like Theo in FULL down syndrome mode

[@javalavao8]

manutdnz omg 😂😂

[@BarkingShark]

Hey bruh he beat down syndrome!

[@patrickm4729]

I dont think they realize india and the middle east are different places

[@KPatrolis250]

This has become my favorite podcast, comedy gold everytime.

[@knarfdog8313]

Fucking pussy

[@unacceptablemooshmeat2213]

Why is your crew sitting in the most uncomfortable chairs ever. What is this chair dictatorship y'all got goin' on?

[@jonathanv3855]

With all that yellow Brandon looks like a short bus

[@InMyopinionBro]

this was one of the best king and the stings ever

[@doramos88]

I’m so glad ! school just started and I already have so much work. Done studying and this is a nice way to end the day. Gang Gang Buzz Buzz

[@twun011]

Lisah Ramos I agree!

[@beansntoast]

Good luck with your schooling! You'll do great

[@doramos88]

AG GA thanks!

[@AppalachianLumberjack]

spencer kleiman what’s wrong with high school 😂

[@Ruckus333]

Makes my week waiting for Thursday to roll around. In between, I watch fighter and the kid, sometimes you get the bonus guest episode. Theo Monday's, occasional episodes with guest. I'd like to see more Theo. Thank you! 8 know you've been killer busy lately and having an issue with personal conflicts. I do hope your listening to others, they all say they go through that more than once. It's natural, don't be hard on yourself dude. You DO deserve your success! Thanks guys for giving us all the entertainment! Much enjoyed 🙃

[@MrDeon1405]

Thats big lenny. Delray misfits.

[@lucasisbeast]

it sick, it piss

[@yurekandsnakes]

spencer kleiman Piss Lord Genova bro?

[@ccc1212]

400 lbs ripped

[@hogleg8103]

Yea I can’t believe nobody caught this!!!

[@shlemp5183]

hey hoke hogan

[@mikepomidoro3206]

I don't know who got offended 1st , but I swear to God this show was str8 fire when Theo and Brendan roasted each other !!!!!!!

[@DUMAKA]

Brendan dressed like he guna pick up some Taxi Cab confessors

[@carlossanders5618]

4real hahaha

[@ghoztnation2968]

LMFAOOOO

[@austinbrown2498]

24:00 Theo’s such a good dude with a a big heart. He wouldn’t even laugh the first time he and couldn’t watch the second time. He’s a such a good guy

[@BornAHawkEye]

Brendan - *3x* bro you look tan Bruhh!! Theo-crazy guy will you quit looking at my skin! I don't look at another man I stare him in the eyes!! Brendan- but yeah you look tan Theo- REALLY?!?! 😆😂🤣

[@cjc1193]

Theo looks like he’d try to order beef jerky at a nice restaurant because he doesn’t understand the menu items

[@jonfollmar3809]

I've been waiting all week, the world needs more king and the sting

[@crazzzmofooo]

42:38 When Brendan got pegged for the first time.

[@skyekingdom0]

54:18 BIG FHKING LENNY on king and the sting baby, what do you think about that DALE??

[@KevinMay71]

Thank you! Glad I'm not the only one freakin' out over this

[@KevinMay71]

Maybe someone should send in Genova for rip my drip

[@Sad1stic]

Tom Platz of abs!

[@droboiiboii]

These Cookie cutters wouldn't have a clue of the legend they're speaking on

[@DonnieBrasco-dy9yd]

@@KevinMay71 Genova? Never heard of her...

[@Scott-jj7sr]

Theo: "He's a Cadbury brotha" Brendan: "He's a Cadbury brerrer"

[@dh.008]

Edit it one more time....😶

[@jikaajikaaa2050]

You look like ‘Fatrick swayze’ 🤣🤣😭

[@Fronk11]

Loving the back camera bro. Now make a show where you just have them on it front and center cause you involve them SO much, clearly they are interesting just put them on

[@BornAHawkEye]

Kevin Bacon melting?! Hahaha I had to open my phone to look at what the tattoo looks like, holy hell this is hilarious 🤣

[@funguy1453]

I was dying when he said that 😂

[@raphythemighty2613]

the King and the Sting community is actually pretty chill, and the comment section is the best hahaha

[@fz0no24]

Man,I really needed this laugh right now. Thanks

[@Melzare]

Me too, buddy. We got this.

[@BlakeTimmonsArt]

Theo is the waiter that gives you attitude when you tell him you’re ready to order

[@boostedboat9291]

Nobody: Not one soul in the universe: Brendan Schwabs: We are changing the world with relationship advice.

[@retseJehT]

Derrick’s laugh sounds like a ghost haunting the podcast studio. Theo definitely had the off brand G.I. Joe’s as a kid. Brendan seems like the type to obliviously step in mud and tromp it through your house and blame it on someone else.

[@cashhabits6888]

I love this show!!Am I the only one who falls asleep to old episode's?

[@kojoe6984]

I work overnights as a patrol officer an when i get home input this on to sleep daily bro lol

[@rayan1601]

cash HABITS Literally last night!

[@brandonschroeder1804]

Do it all the time

[@jamiesheep2869]

All the tiiiime

[@Capnsleepy7105]

Hilarious episode fellas! 😂 keep up the shenanigans

[@CaptainLog]

Theo looking like he’s about to open a yoga studio in his garage.

[@blackghost9379]

Kat Gets paid to literally sit there that’s incredible

[@PRESTO-ERNESTO]

Bring back back off my broccolini!!!!!

[@mungojunge6473]

54:11 Big Lenny is the ultimate non Cookie Cutter you porn addicts

[@hamhi98]

Brendan looks like he sells banana hammocks on venice beach

[@alfredotamez24]

Y'all make my day . I listen all day yesterday

[@jwbryant7940]

Derrick is on point... I’m in Nashville, we call it the ‘Batman building’.

[@inFiniteTraCer]

I’m near there, we always called it that. The legend was so strong, people from other areas thought it was real 😆 they need a bat signal just to troll

[@ethan1747]

Yea, same

[@VicTor-ho9dd]

31:05 "Brandy, R.I.P" Does Theo think the singer Brandy is dead when he is naming people? 😭🤣

[@EddieBonez1000]

Aunt Beth CHAPMAN is dead tho.. that's fucked up

[@eldiegoperez]

Bro when theo was doing the ak-47 laugh he sounded exactly like a goat aaaaaaaa

[@markratliff5955]

This is the only podcast where I listen to the ads.

[@ALEX-jr1pb]

54:23 there’s youtube vids of that dude just type in Big Lenny. Dude’s stomach has always been like that

[@nateclasen]

“It’s ok to be bald and it’s ok to be Erictile Dysfuct but it’s Not ok to be BOTH” lmao killed it

[@Alexherrera183]

Derick looks like the Atlanta murderer on Mind Hunter

[@Joeyfingaz1]

Alexherrera183 dude lmao first thing I thought while watching mindhunter I said dude that’s deric Gang Gang

[@americanrusticworks981]

I’m at 9 minutes and it’s the funniest start to this show ever and yes we need more of the great black white hype Derek!

[@sydney727]

I’ve never been so relieved to see a man get a hair cut

[@TyCroll]

Derrick laugh away from the mic, for the love of god lol

[@modestmarionette7893]

How dare you disparage the timeless beauty that is Derrick’s laugh! Haha

[@AxnJaxn]

Yeah, Derrick, dude... Your laugh is like 6 db louder than the boys. Back off that micolini!

[@Idan_K]

I commented about this a few videos in a row, I'm sure he saw it and doesn't care.. He makes the audio less bearable than watching a theater recorded movie with loud crowds that aren't as loud as him

[@Things606]

Bringing this guy in ruined the show

[@TyCroll]

Sadly I kinda agree. Nice guy, super irritating :(

[@joshuamoore3515]

I think this might be my favorite one. Brendan's found his groove. 👍👍

[@KinetiKGaming]

Theo looks like he does karate in his front yard while listening to Kenny Loggins.

[@natedude161]

Bro Brendan the General Lee is a charger my dude not a chevelle haha

[@americanrusticworks981]

Nate Harris same thing I thought

[@kaden1997]

and he calls himself a “car guy”

[@pauldelsandro8781]

The south is a magical land where you can pronounce words however you please

[@adriankose905]

Theo is do out of pocket in this episode! Gang gang.

[@Teddy_______]

You ever noticed how Brendan always follows theo’s lead when the roasting starts? If Theo roasts Brendan’s clothes, guess what Brendan is gonna pick on 😂

[@jeann2264]

Whenever I’m having a bad day I just go to the punk my unc segment of this episode and I just LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[@hawaiapril]

A “pickle back” takes the bite out of a shot of whiskey, & some say a good hangover cure.

[@BLUDSHOTiZ]

Brendan is such a car guy he said the general lee was a chevelle 🤣 "It's got a 350 small block and double barrel carbonators."

[@kojoe6984]

Theo looking like every dude wit two girls fighting over him an the neighbor on jerry Springer show

[@WillyOrca]

@Damon Driver It's a DeepFake, you fucking special olympics bronze medal recipient.

[@Tony777Zz]

W0LFM4N damn you beat me to it!

[@Tony777Zz]

Cabin Baby bro go take a chill pill

[@kojoe6984]

W0LFM4N lol that was funny it’s exactly how i pictured it 😂

[@matthewk951]

Your guys ad libs are on point. "Why is this guy dressed like Saturn". Dead

[@Jdogg145x]

About time Big Lenny and the Delray Misfits pop up on other podcasts, its sick

[@tree-sap.792]

I KNEW that was Lenny!

[@dmcdevitt8]

Props on that ink work bruh