No Context Britain 23

[@roseflood1612]

That cigarette one is actually pretty genius. People put their ciggies in the "no" slot, trying to be edgy and different, not realising they are actuslly being trained to not just throw them on the floor.

[@NateS917]

Nobody thinks that's edgy or different, you just hate smokers, just say that

[@lokkju14]

@@NateS917 smoking cringe lol

[@Tyrannosaurus_rex.]

​@@NateS917imagine actively giving yourself lung cancer, smokers are mid.

[@Alex-xq2qw]

​@@NateS917the dropping the butts isn't the "edgy" bit mate, it's them thinking they're quirky and funny putting it in the faked side lol

[@robertcumming9227]

​@Tyrannosaurus_rex. Anything to get me out this hellscape faster

[@__TheGuyWhoAsked__]

It should be classed as a war crime to ever stop this series George.

[@arrongumbrell539]

Who ever runs the Kitchen Nightmare KZbin channel is stuff of legends

[@starry_lungs]

6:23 George it is abysmal that you did not recognise beef stew, have you never had the horror of coming home and seeing the slow cooker on, and smelling that dry goddamn beef

[@coshheraexe7308]

Mate that is not a fucking beef stew, who uses mince meat in a stew

[@starry_lungs]

⁠@@coshheraexe7308you think that’s mince, Have you seen beef before

[@smallgodguido]

​@@starry_lungsbeef stew uses (or should use) chunks of beef

[@starry_lungs]

@@smallgodguido I think my mother is just taste blind, because wtf

[@maddal1705]

no way is that a beef stew. it looks more like savoury mince to me.

[@Sp3_cter]

This series is the only thing keeping me going

[@mcbenman1793]

0:26 the shovel fried breakfast is a tradition on railways. Back in the days of steam, the crew used to cook bacon and such like on the shovel in the hot fire. They call it footplate cuisine and they still do it.

[@AcesPrune]

Nah, McDonalds Monopoly is the best it's ever been for me. I've won about 30 Large Fries this time around, and a couple of meals, a few apple pies, several drinks. Seeing the staffs faces when they read my order receipt from the machine saying 8 Large Fries, a Coke and 2 Apple Pies for 0.00 is funny

[@Tubeite]

Minge Palace is obviously meant to be Ming Palace as in Ming Dynasty, but they've added an e because English isn't their first language.

[@toku_u]

Yeah it's a poor translation and mispelling. The Chinese below says 苑明 (yuan ming) which means Bright Garden or Ming Garden

[@daneavital1148]

No ship Sherlock

[@JohnJohnJohnJohnJohnJohnJohnJo]

C’mon England get in there

[@MayMoment_]

Eeeeeaaaauuuuuugh

[@AdamOBrien29]

It's actually Engerland

[@burbly_poltergeist948]

SCOR SOM FUKEN GOALS

[@burbly_poltergeist948]

SCOR SOM FUKEN GOALS

[@averagejoe8358]

WHO WANTS A FUCKIN BURRGAAA

[@BahamutEx]

They probably made the chocolate round to make it less chocolate overall. Chocolate bars have been shrinking for years if not decades.

[@elliottmcleandeboer]

4:00 No no, George, the sex apparatus is a selling point

[@GafftheHorse]

I once flew to Bologna with Ryanair - They seemed to believe the Italian speaking passengers didn't need to hear the safety message because they only played it in English and Irish and there would never be anyone aboard who only spoke Irish.

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

I don’t believe there is a single human in existence that only speaks Irish

[@KFC_FB]

Gorge is the type of lad to get bullied by his therapist

[@RealDucky]

Me 2

[@KFC_FB]

@@RealDucky I hope so

[@jamesskart9015]

7:33 reminds me of when stephen tries got bored one night and decided to change a bunch of the XO titles

[@kevinmorrice]

6:30 as a scotsman, i grew up eating that, mince with carrots and boiled tatties, pure class

[@MiniLion496]

fucking lovely, an episode straight after school, well done george

[@benkerr5983]

pot noodle made, cup of tea ready, new no context britain video, it's going to be a wonderful evening

[@kingpanguan]

Wdym evening, it's 4 pm

[@Lowglory]

​@@kingpanguanyou when you learn about timezones.

[@kingpanguan]

@@Lowglory ok but I'm assuming it's the uk, although it could be anywhere so your not wrong

[@Candy-md1uk]

Why is this formatted like a haiku

[@edwardnashtonsglasses]

@@Candy-md1uklmao right

[@owenjolley351]

7:03 *That’s not Bob the Builder, that’s Robert the Construction Worker.*

[@JAM_YT_FURRY]

Robert the Repairman

[@jarredroger6887]

Wallace the wanker

[@kacichristine]

George shitting on easy jet when im literally 5 hours away from my holiday with easy jet 😭

[@error_monochrome2798]

these kinds of vids r the ones u never get tired of

[@_fatered_]

5:37 no way i get a british airlines advert right there

[@bobbiecapewell5333]

So where I'm from, they call woodlice pee bugs... I called them pee bugs out of habit the other day and everyone looked at me like I was mental. Can't lie, they're low key right to think so

[@kaput_hodge]

isnt that because they bathe in their urine? or was that just a random lie my family told me 😭 nevermind i just looked it up and apparently they don’t actually urinate and excrete amonia gas instead. and apparently they taste like urine so

[@bobbiecapewell5333]

@@kaput_hodge eww! How do they know how that tastes! Kids I knew always said they were called pee bugs because if you touched one you'd pee yourself. Makes absolutely no sense 😂

@@kaput_hodge I don't want to know how they find that out...

[@kaput_hodge]

@ i don’t suppose eating them is any less gross than eating maggots lets be honest

[@AldoWaghorne]

​@@bobbiecapewell5333with most things if you know how it smells you know how it tastes really 😝

[@laurencec09]

As a Birmingham resident I can confirm that Birmingham Live is absolutely not reputable

[@choomah]

Breakfast on a shovel is in reference to steam train drivers. They would cook breakfast in the boilers fire box on shovels. If the pub it's served at has links to the railway and calls it "the engineers breakfast" or something, I'll let it slide as a cool reference to our history. If it's just a "pub gimmick"... then it's also fine to beat the manager with said shovel 😂😂 Edit: I also would assume the handle is cut down, just out of shot.

[@tampoll08]

This series makes me so happy ive only been to America once, stay strong king 👑

[@NateS917]

That's funny, cause it makes me glad I've never been to the UK. Place is a nightmare

[@emperorofthedaleks1874]

​@NateS917 mate shut up at least we don't get shot up everyday

[@augustmyers339]

@@NateS917It’s as if the color gray was a place

[@MangarooKangaroo]

@@NateS917at least the healthcare is free 🫡

[@juice3287]

@@NateS917probably just culture shock on both sides

[@oliversherman2414]

This is the earliest I've ever seen one of your videos (18 minutes after release) Also, my dad works as a pilot for British Airways lmao

[@iPod1]

9:27 granny grey

[@magicsteve5523]

9:28 They’re called slaters in Scotland.

[@devinbishop1968]

I love this series

[@ekit254]

1:12 George still doesn’t understand there is a whole community out there

[@ashersmate]

Out there? Im here

[@ekit254]

@@ashersmate me too bud, me too

[@serunato]

saying im not gonna even try to pronounce that about a surname like cascarino is rly funny lmao

[@theworkshopwhisperer.5902]

That last one put me off my breakfast and I haven't even gone to bed yet.

[@anxiousobsession1621]

the worst thing is the nottingham one is close to me hearing that absolutely killed me 🤣

[@gammr3227]

rest in peace to the nobel hamster. gone but never forgotten. Fly high

[@neonwired4978]

Tony Cascarino. So loyal and british that he played for Ireland

[@1UPWonders]

Welcome back to the best series on KZbin!

[@wanderer314]

As a cyclist, I use the middle of the lane because I don't want drivers to think they can squeeze past me while a car is in the adjacent lane and end up forcing me off the road. It's for safety. The problem isn't cyclists (most of the time), it's that we've collectively decided to screw over all types of transportation other than personal vehicles. If there were dedicated bike lanes, I'd use them.

[@AndreaLogiudice]

"Caffè in vetro" (coffee in a glass) is very common in Italy. Obviously we're talking about espresso coffee, not various slops 😀 It's more of a trend really, but some people prefer it that way because it cools down sooner, keeps a little more foam and you can see if the glass is clean which you can't do with the ceramic cup.

[@Alphoric]

2:20 yes I full hearted agree on this point Nothing was better than those 2 square dairy milks you’d get in the celebrations box or whatever one it was The round ones taste worse and we need to boycott dairy milk until they give us our square bars back

[@Cristiano-Is-Number1]

Best Series Of All Time

[@beveragebrit]

That Bob the builder looks like someone who gives children "experience"

[@RHYSCO51]

Only 1 more to go until there’s enough of these to last every hour of the day! Then I can have an excuse to not go outside! Thanks George 👍

[@Sumuddy]

Mayas well do the stickers online I got a 10er

[@esmeecampbell7396]

Well seeing as they are only 10 mins on average though we'd actually need about 6 times as many in order to have nothing but No Context Britain on for the whole day. Bring on No Context Britain 144!

[@Jimyrt.]

This series is as good as the heroine coursing through my veins

[@blackcountryme]

Soooo which female hero have you injected into yourself?

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

You lucky fuck.

[@maddal1705]

5:50 - where can i find that cyclist video that you played?

[@holliefilms]

The long toffee ones are my fave

[@JM-xg7xo]

Made my day sir ! i was so happy the notification

[@jackv2175]

the no camera bit at the end was like the old reddit videos from like 2020/2021

[@Bird_Dog00]

3:57 Good question. If you think about it for a bit, you might come up with a hypothesis that would explain it...

[@jamo599]

Them toffees are the best in the box😬

[@kabuki_kitten7129]

9:30 they are also known as chuggy pigs in Herefordshire, idk why but it is quite amusing

[@notachainlinkfence480]

Today I had the displeasure of learning that Bob the Builder is British. And that brits call wrenches “spanners” like wtf my keyboard didn’t even recognize that as a word.

[@TyphoonBeam]

I think a bonus of this year's Mcnopoly is that the free stuff you got from the tickets also has tickets on, so you could theoretically get infinite free stuff.

[@burgersbeansandchips]

Logic 101, Cadbury's make round chocolate to be edgy

[@XanderPhillips]

I've had the headphone thing too! but mine was more of a COD Flashbang sound and a static Pop

[@emmaheart7617]

Woodlice is more of a proper term used in Scotland, always grew up with them being called Slaters. Probably because they look like the slates on the roof.

[@dubsa8342]

8:24 I'm British and say craig like "creg". The word said's pronounced sed, not sayd.

[@domowomo2125]

You should be deported

[@sirgavalot]

3:46 you're all missing the pattern on the duvet cover, pairs nicely with the stocks?

[@Ryan.n_05]

3:30 i acc won a £150 concert ticket voucher from mcdonalds so can still be good sometimes

[@H17388]

Bro the toffee ones are the only coronations I like 😂😂

[@CreatureCreator765]

He’s back with the daily uploads

[@GreenKangaroo48]

0:22 They probably ordered a latte since those are usually served in a glass

[@psgistheworstclubineurope]

10:25 Unfortunately it is supposed to be Ming not Minge 😂😂😂

[@shybairnsgetnowt]

5:50 I'm pretty sure he's just pissed af

[@OscarByrneYT]

2:22 no they were trying to be rounded. Get it because the edges are round 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sirgavalot]

9:26 - chucky pigs!

[@milansmith8431]

Shout out to Singapore air for having some of the best on flight meals 👌

[@jellygiraffe]

I will defend Easyjet. Never had a flight cancelled, never, and I use them all the time. At one point I was flying with them every 6 weeks for like 3 years. The only time I missed a flight it was MY fault and they still put me on the next flight for no extra charge. I love Easyjet.

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

There's a McDonald's opened a month ago just outside my town. They're constantly getting people's orders wrong, even now. I got lucky. I ordered 2 single bacon cheeseburgers. They gave me 2 triple bacon cheeseburgers. Checked my receipt and they only charged me for singles. It was perfect timing. I'd just gone to a concert, drinking plenty of alcohol so that burger (the other one was for my dad, I'm not greedy) so a triple was perfect for me

[@alexe184]

I am glad for you

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

@@alexe184 thanks for the sarcastic comment. Couldn't resist could you?

[@GrooveSpaceArk]

Why are you assuming it's sarcastic rather than a sincere expression of goodwill? Be careful you do not become too jaded. ❤​@carolinesconcertvids860

[@oliviamaelovick]

I adore these videos

[@cameronjeffery9289]

mid way through u talking about the screeching sound on ur flight i got a british airways ad lmao

[@tonywilde1709]

Best series on KZbin

[@annablanchette3107]

I have a cousin named Creg. He is constantly called Craig because people assume others are just mispronouncing it 😂

[@BHIndustries]

5:03 I think you forgot about Ryan air 😅

[@The_Red_Spy_TF2]

9:02 dawko what happened to you buddy

[@bloodyberry]

they’re doing that here in australia too!! woolies has started doing “member only prices”

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

We have that in America but only boomer tier places where you get things in bulk do it like bjs and Costco

[@FivePoundComic]

No Context Britain makes me proud that i was born here!

[@glewis9546]

Mate, long toffees and toffee pennies are the absolute GOATs of quality street, and I will fight anyone over it.

[@cassiehumphreys1222]

at least twice a year one of me or my siblings bring up how much we miss the mars delight :(

[@Jacob-bn9th]

mix chopped garlic and butter and spread it on toast, garlic bread for breakfast, you're welcome

[@lunarhonk5640]

10:07 those are literally the best ones wdym 😤😤😤😤

[@boomskits60134]

Nah mate I’d prefer the pink ones those ones are class

[@stanleyhipkiss4690]

Even warm lattes are supposed to be served in glass George 😂

[@1specified]

8:23 Have you tried venting Craigery?

[@Dan-B]

Sausage Roy was a bloke who’d rock up outside our pub in his van, and sell baps and pirated blue dvds

[@legster983]

They are doing it in Australia too at Woolworths supermarket

[@jkasaunder228]

To the cheap flight point you made - I Once didn't book my way back from a small tour of europe - Not a problem, Flights were £300, The bus was £9.... I vowed never again after spending a night bus with loud children shouting all the way... But honestly, If it came up again i'd probably choose the £9 again... Makes for a story? I guess...

[@MrReilz]

You can get the £1.99 Big Mac easily, buy anything in McDonalds, get the receipt and do the food for thought thing, just hit the middle answer for every question and it gives you a QR code for the reward. Just get it to show you on the end page and not to your email for fishing then screenshot it. Rinse & repeat.

[@harry.5573]

omg 5:53 was in my town he crashed into a nursery 😂

[@qatkz]

The kitchen nightmares yt channel is absolutely golden lmao

[@StalwartShinobi]

I make chicken burgers on toasted bread with kievs. It's an untold secret for people that like garlic

[@Lexi_Zone]

In Aotearoa you can get practically anything in a pie. Curry pies are great. Caffè latte is traditionally served in a glass. And ah yes, wasting food in the queen's memory. That's the British way all right.

[@Drageckss]

2:20 i was eating 1 the second you said that :0

[@Drageckss]

the round one

[@ashtonwaters1998]

"EasyJet my ops" 😂

[@Sparx632]

I think Gordon Ramsay’s kids do some of the titles on Kitchen Nightmares which is why they are the way they are.

[@toku_u]

No, the social media manager just knows good marketing on this platform

[@stardestroyeruk7025]

We call woodlice "granny greys" in my area of South Wales 😁👍

[@SlimChances17]

Them dairy milks aint edgy theyve just stolen the corners.😂

[@lolleeness296]

6:42 tell that to my family

[@edwardnashtonsglasses]

i love those toffee sticks george 😡

[@EmoBearRights]

Saushenge was epic!

[@CoombseyTraction]

Breakfast on a shovel is a railway engine drivers thing, that’s normal to me 😂

[@garchompy_1561]

the "coffee in a glass" comment is amusing because thats literally a Latte glass. thats what its called. thats what youre *meant* to drink lattes out of.