No Context Britain 26

[@Summer-fb7gb]

Prices aside, as someone who has quit drinking I love the idea of an alcohol-free bar. It's not the same as going to a cafe.

[@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961]

Trust me, wouldn’t work, find something new.

[@Hazelcake]

we had one open up called 'sobar' but after a few years they rebranded to 'cafe sobar' 💀

[@MonakalizasArt]

Feels like they're taking advantage of that. George is right, mocktails and milkshakes shouldn't be that expensive,

[@theceoofcrackcocaineandamp5961]

@@MonakalizasArt they’re exploiting the alcoholics without alcohol and it’s wrong.

[@mynameisnobody5295]

A bar is not a Public House. A cafe can have a bar example in Back to the Future there was a bar in the cafe selling drinks. We have some like that but it's more common in a Public House. A lot of Public Houses have rooms to let which turns them into Hotels. I agree that non-alcholic beer seems pointless as there better non-alcohol drinks.

[@thegrinderman1090]

Alcohol-free beer is sold for about the same price as alcoholic beer pretty much anywhere you go. There are lots of people looking to cut out alcohol, but struggle to give up the social aspects of a night out. I think that alcohol-free bar is a decent idea, but I suspect the atmosphere would be a bit sad.

[@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer]

Alcohol free beer and wine also cost more to produce hence why the price averages or is slightly more pricey than alcoholic beverages. Also another cost accumulated would be non alcoholic beverages bar soft drinks are never seen on draft and always bottled or canned adding more cost to the production line.

[@thegrinderman1090]

@HolyFreakinDragonSlayer Does that really equal the tax paid on alcohol though? I doubt it. It's the same with a lot of vegan meat substitutes being similar cost to meat. I think they just know they can get away with it.

[@zkp]

@@thegrinderman1090 They are craft beer breweries too, smaller production scale so the beers are more expensive

[@thegrinderman1090]

@zkp Well, yes, but we can compare non-alcolic microbrewery beer with alcoholic microbrewery beer, and that variable is cancelled out. When you buy a can or bottle of beer, about 50p is alcohol tax. When you buy a pint of draught beer from a pub, about 25p is tax. That alcohol-free bar pays no alcohol tax, nor does it need to pay for an alcohol license. Depending on how it's made, alcohol-free beer can also be a cheaper brewing process because you don't have to wait for it to ferment. (Although it can also be made by brewing regular beer and then removing the alcohol, which would be more expensive overall.) Either way, I think it's a cool idea. Personally, I'd rather just stay at home than spend a night buying £5+ pints while being sober throughout.

[@AUDHDlucy]

There would be less, "another round!!!!" And more talking about the weather.

[@treepotato9273]

eating a garibaldi is like chewing a block of wood with raisins in it, and yet for some reason I like em.

[@ibrahim-sj2cr]

yeah they are nice and oddly taste the exact same if they are a bit stale. you cant dunk them in tea so defo not my go to biscuit

[@portlyoldman]

I love ‘em, but they are nowhere near as good as chocolate garibaldis which they don’t make anymore 😩

[@richiehoyt8487]

"Squashed Fly" biscuits.

[@rosiefay7283]

1:40 So you don't like garibaldis, ginger nuts or Fox's Crunch Cream? Very well, all the more for me then! Ginger flavour Fox's Crunch Cream are the best of that bunch. If I had to pick 3 to go: Rich Tea, Digestive and pink wafer. The first two are too dry and boring, and the pink wafer, again just boring.

[@court9978]

george you are the youtuber i watch whilst i eat my food

[@vv.v.vv.v]

So real for this

[@tacocrunch4512]

Frl

[@riddlussy3109]

Real

[@paigeharris3138]

Literally eating right now 😭😭

[@talishakaur7759]

honestly the best youtuber to watch while eating food

[@ellewilliams3268]

Big up Guildford Spectrum and that dog mascot who I resonated with for some reason, he looked so cool

[@firefly3391]

big up the 5 metre platform

[@glebglub]

oh I thought he said GILFS on spectrum, like autistic grannies gone wild

[@forkybros3018]

Feels a bit weird that he actually acknowledged Guildford Spectrum 😂

[@Gecko1]

True, the slides there are very fun too as well as the ice skating.

[@philiprivers669]

The Guildford spectrum is iconic

[@sthuvbot]

Thinking about the fact that me and George could’ve very well been in the Guilford Spectrum at the same time. A classic place of childhood wonderment.

[@matthewvaughan8192]

I’m in 100% agreement with the Greggs rewarmer. It goes all soggy and inconsistent in the microwave. I actually gently warm mine up in the PS5 cove. It takes about 1 game of FIFA or 4 Memelous videos to warm, and it’s almost like it’s just arrived from Just Eat. The bag eating up the grease is better than the microwave eating up the moisture, and I always over-crisp it in the oven.

[@Beth-t2p]

Never skip a no context British upload

[@Addictive_Gaming_]

He only made it a alcohol free bar so he doesn’t have to pay for a liquor license

[@sneer0101]

What a weird comment

[@Addictive_Gaming_]

How is it weird when it’s most likely true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hazelcake]

@@Addictive_Gaming_ you think it's most likely true that some guy was like 'grrr i so desperately want to own a bar but paying for the alcohol license is just way too much'?

[@Addictive_Gaming_]

@@Hazelcakewell if you know what it is be a smart arse and tell me

[@LittleMissSkelling]

I love the idea of a alcohol free bar because I’m someone who cannot drink alcohol due to medical reasons (heart & blood problems) and it does really upset me that a lot of bars don’t offer a alcohol free menu or mocktails. I miss out on so many social occasions and interactions with people. It’s such fun and I constantly am missing out 😭 bar/clubbing atmosphere is not the same as a cafe 😂

[@StopLookingAtMyAcc]

A glass of Coke looks exactly like a Rum and Coke I guess

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

I'm not sure what bars you've been going to, because I don't think I've ever been to one single bar in my life that didn't have at least a fairly decent range of non-alcoholic alternatives. Hell, I was in a whisky-tasting place that served no other liquor but whisky the other day, and even they had a range of soft drinks and juices on offer... (I'm in Europe tbf so maybe this is an American thing? Although I still find it hard to believe that there are bars in the US where you can't buy a coke or an orange juice, only booze)

[@LittleMissSkelling]

@@oliverholmes-gunning5372 I’m from the UK

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

@@LittleMissSkelling oh right sorry idk what made me think you were American, but in that case my point definitely stands, I can 100% confirm that no pub in the UK serves only alcohol. In fact if anything it's the opposite problem these days, more than once I've gone up to order a delicious-looking IPA or whatever only to be told that they only have the alcohol-free version on offer. Hell, you can even get alcohol-free gin these days (which entirely defeats the purpose imo, but who am I to judge)...

[@seigeengine]

I mean, basically all bars have juice and soda to mix with booze, so... whether it's on the menu, they can easily accommodate you unless they're being twats.

[@bechhhyass4518]

broke my ankle and busted up my kneecaps and just got back from the hospital to see a new no context Britain my day has returned to greatness

[@sarahkikiuk]

That sounds painful! Hope you get better soon!

[@bechhhyass4518]

@@sarahkikiuk thankyou

[@TheZINGularity]

"When you go to Europe or America" The Brexit has really produced an effect 🤣

[@namename3130]

Well as an extension of the effect the european union has, noone can be arsed to differentiate between the two. As a brit you can say 'continent' but now the eu is pretty much the continent, hence the muddle.

[@sneer0101]

Brits have always said this because they're detached from the mainland. They're well aware they're in Europe.

[@awex7]

bc plugs are different in eu then britain ofc we know british is part of eu continent. it’s like an aussie saying when u go to asia even then australia is considered part of asia sometimes

[@namename3130]

@@awex7 Good point badly made, are the English Channel and linguistic and cultural changes not the defining sepparators between the UK and Europe (continental)? Its not like you can wander a bit too south in kent and only realise you left the country when you stubble across an inferior plug socket. Also, Australia is considered to be in Oceania or Australasia whichever you wish to use, I have never heard people try to group it with asia.

[@johndavies4801]

@@namename3130 look at the last 4 letters in AustralASIA.

[@lachlanor2920]

god i love being british

[@AcesPrune]

Has anyone ever noticed that George's personality is straight up a 1:1:1:1 mixture of the main cast of The Inbetweeners?

[@smiggle5187]

can u elaborate

[@Yos115]

Foxes crunch cream is goated

[@catbugtf]

8:25 to be fair, the awful lighting does do their christmas dinner dirty i would give it a 5/10

[@JAProductions494]

Welcome back to No Context Britain THE BEST SERIES ON KZbin

[@Lawton1111]

Hi George can I just say this upload has just cracked me up something chronic. The bit where there is an ad for the gym membership "tired of being fat and ugly? Now just be ugly"" was absolutely hilarious. I have literally been laughing my head off about it non stop for the past 20mins!😂 it's really cheered me (I was in a s*it mood prior) so cheers for that, I reallt needed it 😂 your a legend 👌

[@rouzbeh3669]

You yappin

[@tori-loo]

@@rouzbeh3669 leave people be for being happy

[@abzinhoo]

Nice

[@aidanoran2544]

"Cracked me up something chronic" is the strangest way to phrase 'laughing at something for a while' that I have ever heard and sounds like you gained a chronic illness from instead

[@imdajango3741]

that sign is from my ends, someone threw paint on it then they had to replace it lmao

[@LisKe2078]

2:27 Turning up to the cinema 20 minutes late is a crime even if its ads

[@FuneraryDirge]

I paid close to £9 for a pint in London one time, one of the top reasons to avoid London like the plague

[@FuneraryDirge]

@@john_something_or_other was just a random local that a friend brought me to, don't defend London, it's a fools game bro

[@BlackestEyes709]

Alcohol free bar? What are you supposed to do? Socialise? Sober? Couldn't be me

[@ibrahim-sj2cr]

Alcohol free bar - starbucks with less seats

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

Ikr it's like those people who go clubbing sober because they "like the atmosphere", I have genuinely never understood that. How can standing in a hot mosh pit with 200 pissed-up students listening to deafening dance music being played at volumes that make communication impossible in a venue that charges you 6 quid for a plastic cup of warm lager possibly be anything other than pure hell unless you have at least 5 vodka tonics and a couple of Es in your system?! I guess some people tolerate booze and drugs for the sake of a social life, while others tolerate a social life for the sake of booze and drugs. I am definitely in the latter camp lol

[@BlackestEyes709]

@@oliverholmes-gunning5372 lol Yep i'm in the latter camp. If there's no booze my schedule is fully booked that weekend "sorry mate maybe next time" lol I like to wake up and not know wtf happened, if I remember it, it was a shit night lol 🤷‍♂ I woke up one day with my face stuck to the pillow with blood, I took the piss out of irish gypo's to their face XD I didn't remember

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

@@BlackestEyes709 100%, the more suffering the next day the better the night before was lol. Holy shit yeah that sounds like a bad idea lol. I had a similar experience with the same sort of people, although in that case they were the ones that started it and unfortunately I did remember everything the next day. Probably my best "wtf did I do last night" story was when I woke up to discover that I had lost my trousers (pants still on, luckily, with my phone and wallet somehow tucked in the waistband) and shoes, with my knuckles battered like I'd been in a fight (weirdly not a scratch on me, though) and with a ticket to an ice skating rink I have no memory of ever going to in my shirt pocket. Oh yeah I also found out later that I had somehow managed to get myself barred from my local Spoons (apparently for taking off my trousers and dancing on a table, which cleared up one mystery at least), although they later rescinded the ban after I apologised a lot lol. I still only recollect about 10% of that night, but it must've been an absolute banger!

[@mythical_beans]

This truly is our country❤❤❤

[@johku7638]

Sir, this is not a tan. This is the start of your melanoma journey.

[@dixienormus6941]

That bar at Kampus is already out of business 😂

[@kirbotime]

Guildford's isn't the only Spectrum George has been on

[@DSwart03]

After moving to the UK two days ago, this video makes me regret it

[@mollyhatesmayo]

I LOVED THE GUILDFORD SPECTRUM🫶🫶

[@Sjdhms]

George showing unprecedented side of head & lack of basic British biscuit knowledge

[@thatcloveplant]

the best series on this website

[@9.865]

Guildford spectrum and wimpy afterwards was a class day out

[@chudwick6516]

This is the longest-running bit I've ever seen, calling aliens "British people"

[@stinks7065]

I mean I think a non-alcoholic bar is great for non-drinkers cause a lot of regular bars don't have great variety when it comes to mocktails or non-alcoholic beverages that aren't just fizzy drinks and I feel like us non-drinkers deserve something fancy and adult too.

[@sambenneeett9407]

Memulous I am sad to say the Wimpy at the Guildford spectrum no longer exists but I remember it being a banger meal when I went bowling.

[@magnus5897]

i will remain baffled by the fact that the brits went around the world to conquer spice and land just to setle for beans on toast

[@paulannable3734]

You know most people don’t only eat just one thing?

[@walnut4521]

Tbf the brits didn't conquer the world for spices at all

[@magnus5897]

@@paulannable3734 let me ask you, what among "other things" did the british companie transport all across the world?. It is not that they dont eat other things it is that for all the acces you had your'e cuisine remains bland by comparison to other countries

[@lucylane7397]

That was the Dutch, chicken tikka masala is the most popular food. Nandos is a really popular Periperi restaurant.

[@paulannable3734]

@@magnus5897 please enlighten me, I only live here… what do you think ‘British cuisine’ consist of?

[@teacupforu]

the xl bully slander will always get me

[@Beth-t2p]

The end of the bread is the best part fight me

[@jameshamill5768]

Garibaldi biscuits are top tier food and I will not be told otherwise

[@CallsignReaper_]

POOKIE’S BACK

[@BiggestHaterInExistence]

YES

[@bizarre3228]

1:49 HAHAH THATS MY LOCAL SHOPS

[@zenithkaijaou4182]

That roast dinner at. Now what’s the time, err, 08:30, that’s S H A T only the garlik bred saves it.

[@lildowny8842]

Mate I’m so gassed everytime I’m pissed and u upload it’s a good video to fall asleep to

[@Underneathh]

Bro said Guildford spectrum and I can see it from my window 😂

[@padatricks1561]

George’s nails are on point today 🙂

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

Another brexittorygreggssausagerolltescomealdeal-tastic episode of No Context Britain George!

[@lucienhassani7795]

Yo g

[@lucienhassani7795]

My ni

[@bobbinkblack6678]

Watching these videos has lead me to realise I'm an incredibly old Yorkshireman.

[@tizzytiger100]

Oh my god! The Guildford spectrum! I used to have swimming lessons there lol

[@helvete983]

That's how bread baps should be. Back in the day doing my morning shift for a well known road recovery service, hung over as fuck from the night before, probably 2 hours sleep, going round to the caff and ordering their breakfast bap was life saving. But Tuna.. no thanks, looks like cat food.

[@Minceraft69]

Liking the mullet george 🔥🔥

[@aaronlegg1702]

I can still remember the wimpy in Guildford spectrum, never went in there but it always stuck in my mind

[@herrforehead]

Great video to watch while doing your A level mocks

[@ibrahim-sj2cr]

good luck study hard hope u get the uni place u want

[@glewis9546]

Comments that make me feel old

[@herrforehead]

@@ibrahim-sj2cr thankyou

[@herrforehead]

@@glewis9546 I was born in 2005

[@herrforehead]

@lifesbutastumble I know, I was just saying that people born in 2005 are now doing alevels :)

[@NatalieXHunter]

Wasn't expecting a reference to the Guildford Spectrum 😂

[@Dan-B]

There’s literally no way that lemonade stand one is a real headline 😆

[@richiehoyt8487]

I smell someone's agenda...

[@salty_scvmbxg]

1:41 Hobnobs, garibaldis and malted milks are going in the bin

[@glewis9546]

8:26 come on man, that “Christmas dinner” is a fucking disgrace.

[@DCVertigo]

1:47 holy shit thats Birkenhead!! Love that Wimpy! best burgers in town!

[@bigyumger2148]

was thinking that haha

[@EvieStanding]

Wimpy is elite their chicken tenders are sooo good

[@samninjago8216]

1:43 no way he did ginger nuts like that no way man

[@cutleryhands1915]

wait till george finds out everything has a centre of gravity

[@alfie_white]

This video is comedy gold 😂

[@katarzvna9120]

4:40 looks like something Alex had made in his XL Bully video

[@Yc1m]

Man said gilford uno 😂😂🖤

[@TPJH850]

Gotta love those 24 hour cafes

[@EatMyVlogs]

There's still a wimpy in my home town, Morden. I moved away from London over 10 years ago now but didn't stop me going back to wimpy when I went back a few months ago. Legendary restaurant.

[@rftdisturb6965]

Hahaha I love right next to Guildford used to go to the spectrum all the time

[@tatumfox4776]

3:03 Everything has a centre of gravity george 🤓👆🏻

[@sc0ttw22]

yesss love this game

[@philbateman1989]

I drink alcohol free beer because I'm a long term sober alcoholic, but I like the taste of beer and it scratches an itch for me. £5 is just stupid. £5 will get you a 4 pack of 500ml cans of even decently high end alcohol free beer in a supermarket. I expect to pay a markup in a bar or restaurant, but like 400% is ridiculous.

[@JM-xg7xo]

thanks for the upload , medicine man

[@laurieharper1526]

Garibaldi? We called them squashed fly biscuits.

[@sarahkikiuk]

Tinned sausage and beans on toast is an elite breakfast/snack/lunch/dinner 😍

[@mcxhalo]

These videos are the best :)

[@goldgodryukendo913x]

A Garabaldi is a security officer on Babylon 5.

[@ultraginge1990]

Woooohoooo. Time to take another look at our wonderful culture!

[@doomguy9458]

I originally thought the whole XL bully thing was all on facebook, intill i saw a 60 year old woman carrying 10 giant canvases of Xl bully motivational messages.

[@jjerg]

1:08 that's how it's done in prison. Dudes dad is dope.

[@spleenioz]

im so happy when these drop

[@electricblade3]

I thought why doesn’t everyone use Australian power outlets because they are much better design wise then American and British ones

[@samstudio1122]

ITS BACK

[@jogzyg2036]

Words cannot express my disappointment that George has never heard of a garibaldi.

[@iiasslouii3274]

I love how George resorted to using the same 2 thumbnails for these no context Britain 💀

[@mr.tbutler4294]

I have HP Brown Sauce with My Roast Dinner/Christmas Dinner 🍽️ My Family says its weird but I think adding Toothpaste flavoured Sauce is weird too 😂

[@OTGT26]

Garibaldi's are elite and I will hear no slander of them

[@nerdtrxsh]

Me and my mates had almost every birthday party from 6-11 at Guildford Spectrum

[@spudreviewsmedia]

Fox's crunch creams and ginger nuts cut out are you having a laugh

[@cyberrabbit3921]

The best use for the end piece of bread is keeping at the end of the loaf as you remove slices in between, that way the bread dosetn go stale

[@jules_heartz]

im a guildford spectrum watching this as i wait for my cousin to finish her ice skating lessons. elite place

[@thesilentonejg524]

Garibaldi's are similar to go ahead bars, it's raisin with buscuit dough coating, yet are really nice

[@alisonallen8658]

My dad convinced me garbaldi were made with squashed flies still ate them tho!

[@richiehoyt8487]

Same here!

[@jonafinium684]

I remember going to Wimpy as a kid, it wasn't great, I'd rather have eaten at home lol

[@AlexanderT420]

The muzzled guy wasn't some jobless weirdo. He was protesting his dog being forced to wear a muzzle while out.

[@callum7619]

George as a Guildford resident the wimpy is gone and I am fuming

[@nathankelly2934]

Rip to the guy who got firebombed by his own candle

[@tardybloomer]

oh ! we have those too (uae) 😎 1:20 whenever i see plugs in american films i get really confused

[@poppy_fl00wer90]

a win for the ladies

[@skully9958]

Only ppl that are having dinner can like.

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

Tony is a chad

[@chrisyoung9653]

Our plugs are the best until you stand on one

[@francescascanlan4549]

The giant “tuna butty” is a tuna stottie, a type of bread from Newcastle and the surrounding areas. Greggs make them because it’s a Newcastle-based company:) Source: am from Newcastle.

[@XanderPhillips]

Guildford spectrum was awesome!

[@wegotthechoccies]

As someone who doesn't drink and absolutely hates drunk people, I'd sit there with a bottle of water and talk to people who can actually respond