George actually cackling while his friends complain about drinks is something is didn't know I needed
@mumrouykcus35473 жыл бұрын
nah it’s so annoying
@Mr_Keloglan3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5LGd5KXbZh9itk Amazing.
@SNKNostalgia2 жыл бұрын
He sucks his mates!
@johnnypickering76887 ай бұрын
@@ryanengland5426 An "is" instead of an "I" and that's enough to throw you off? Says more about you tbh
@gooseygooseman13833 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: A lot of the time on this show when there's like a professor or actual credible academic, it's because that person didn't actually know what show they were going to be on and were just asked to talk about their field of study, then had what they said edited and used among all the crazies to make it seem like they also agree. Like, that Folklorist is probably just someone who studies and folklore and local legends and stuff from like a cultural perspective, and doesn't actually believe in like fuckin bigfoot and aliens and shit
@gooseygooseman13833 жыл бұрын
What James says at 1:06:26 is spot on
@lemonsugaru81663 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what I thought! There are people who study mythology as a profession but it doesn’t mean that they believe in it lol
@Meme_Lor3 жыл бұрын
@@lemonsugaru8166 I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same for some theologists, I'm fascinated in religious stories but it doesn't mean I believe them
@kinagrill3 жыл бұрын
EDITING! A tool to make bullshit seem legit enough for TV.
@jessicasperdute95243 жыл бұрын
To add to this, Giorgio Tsoukalos (the crazy hair guy from the memes) was a producer for 23 episodes of this series and is the co-founder of a pseudo-scientific “publication” called Legendary Times. It’s more akin to a magazine than any actual scientific journal, but most of the topics from the show are taken straight from articles in this magazine as are most of the guests (who are not actually educated professionals in their respective fields): Erich von Däniken, David Hatcher Childress, Peter Fiebag, Robert Bauval, and Luc Bürgin are shown in multiple episodes and all of them know ol’ Giorgio. They have questionable educational backgrounds at best.
@TuxedoMasc2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being a cave person just wanting to shit post some fanfic on a cave wall, and thousands of years later some "experts" site you as proof of aliens. I'd love my legacy.
@kevinchambers179 ай бұрын
All you have to do is paint a stick figure with a big circle around his head, and 9000 years later, Giorgio calls it alien intervention!
@kevinchambers179 ай бұрын
If actual intelligent extraterrestrials are watching this- no wonder they don’t want to come down! Who wants to hang out with us! Barely able to tell you who scored the winner in last night’s game, let alone discuss man’s place in the universe!
@superdash_3 ай бұрын
Cite not site
@cmdrpanorpa86313 жыл бұрын
It's an unspoken rule of Alien hunting that you never ever equip yourself with any quality camera and you must shake it as violently as possible while filming. Otherwise it's too easy for the government to edit the footage when you post it on the internet. Obviously
@evilinc3333 жыл бұрын
also ghost hunting
@ElskerVinneren3 жыл бұрын
and bigfoot hunting
@nishmelashak78983 жыл бұрын
Ah i see, or i guess i dont see cause thats the point
@stephaniebaker19753 жыл бұрын
makes sense
@freedomchaser96642 жыл бұрын
And hunting for Nessie
@cosmoblender3 жыл бұрын
“Imagine your job being to research things that don’t even exist” Theoretical physicists:
@Nerd696943 жыл бұрын
Twitter users:
@JimboniumF3 жыл бұрын
_Instantly disintegrates_
@joedumars3763 жыл бұрын
@@Nerd69694 😂
@gideonhawk3 жыл бұрын
Your pfp is their reaction
@walterclements10503 жыл бұрын
gordon freeman!?!?!???!! 😯😯😯😳😳 What the dog doin??? 🐕🦺🐕🦺🐕🐕🐶
@Pyro8182 жыл бұрын
Imagine dealing and raising a child up until adulthood just for them to become one of these people.
@jenniferdunstan50652 жыл бұрын
Memeulous or the ancient aliens guys
@miosz.k4599 Жыл бұрын
Every one of them were tricked to believe that it's not Ancient Aliens and used what they are saying out of context :) so now you're the stupid one that doesn't do research
@jamesparkes8776 Жыл бұрын
@@jenniferdunstan5065 both
@jenniferdunstan5065 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesparkes8776 ok
@MrDylanm842 Жыл бұрын
I'd be proud, if you're making bank off of talking shite on the tele I rate it
@meganhapp15793 жыл бұрын
My professor was on this show for one episode and he didn't even know that it was Ancient Aliens he was filming for. They lied to him and told him that it was for an educational program about mythology and folklore. They used everything he said out of context lol.
@lunaangeleclipse97453 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to bet they did the same thing to the guys talking about human language. I wouldn't be surprised some of them were just normal linguists who thought they were making a documentary about language.
@peachixu2 жыл бұрын
And that's when you press charges kids!
@thatrandom_canadian2 жыл бұрын
@@peachixu They probably had a contract that allowed them to use the footage in any way they want. Scummy, but lets them do this.
@broadex90802 жыл бұрын
That's so nasty, and also it discredits the science community. I hope your professor sued them.
@whitecreamymilk84362 жыл бұрын
@@broadex9080 this is how most science works when it hits the news cycle.
@ald72823 жыл бұрын
the fact that they looked at mayan carvings of dogs and lizards, a culture known for their extremely styled depictions of humans and animals, and said dinosaur is astounding. 10/10
@kociarzultimate3843 жыл бұрын
On continent with NO HORSES and people with no word for them in their language 11/10
@snusmumricken3 жыл бұрын
i dont think that was maya carvings, they were showing pictures of ankor wat which is in Cambodia, i could be wrong or they've gotten it wrong
@dumbvedeoz2 жыл бұрын
how do you explain human bipedalism when no other animal has it? Bipedalism has allowed humans to change their environment to go from caveman to spaceman!
@kociarzultimate3842 жыл бұрын
@@dumbvedeoz I mean, it is not like early men couldn't go bipedal, and since they knew tools it was needed to be able to use hands on move, makes logical sense they would addapt to it
@snusmumricken2 жыл бұрын
@@dumbvedeoz well I mean multiple lizards run across water on their back legs, not to mention on bipedal animals have you heard of birds? Regardless they literally said stylised depictions, not hyper realistic detailed depictions... If I drew a horse rearing up on its back legs would people a couple thousand years from now be able to use it as proof of alien dinosaurs?
@dd421013 жыл бұрын
I love how their sources are just "trust me bro"
@heather.04762 жыл бұрын
I love how we humans are so unbelievably smart, that we must come from aliens, yet believe all drawings and inscriptions are 100% factual 😂
@NienNienNien Жыл бұрын
"Ancient astronaut theorist say yes" "Ancient astronaut theorist say yes" "Ancient astronaut theorist say yes"
@luisshorts. Жыл бұрын
Sources: Author, The Amomg is is cool at three am (shocking)
@theguy3129 Жыл бұрын
That's exactly what an ignorant buffoon would say.
@kaceyclarke50163 жыл бұрын
‘the cummet’ is underrated comedy gold
@BadrAlrawi3 жыл бұрын
This vid was so funny
@kinagrill3 жыл бұрын
And alien bigfoot.... somehow they managed to make the insanity even more hilarious to listen to. XD
@edited10223 жыл бұрын
It was cumedy gold
@Mr_Keloglan3 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5LGd5KXbZh9itk Amazing.
@thepear40753 жыл бұрын
Ball
@Patterrz3 жыл бұрын
"There is no explanation for humans" honestly I think this on a daily basis
@velocitypeasant58323 жыл бұрын
Factual, Mr Pokémon!
@Elk3nny113 жыл бұрын
I also think this mr sub noodle
@Shyguy24343 жыл бұрын
Well he's also known as that one guy with the adorable cat 🐈⬛
@velocitypeasant58323 жыл бұрын
@@Elk3nny11 holy shit I forgot about that
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs3 жыл бұрын
I mean do we got Fossilized Titties?
@whynot-tomorrow_19452 жыл бұрын
Here's my theory about Ancient Aliens: it actually _is_ an educational program, as it teaches stoners and drunk people what NOT to do when researching history.
@HeroinYoda Жыл бұрын
counter theory: it teaches us about what really happened. Aliens
@long_term_karma9899 Жыл бұрын
@@HeroinYoda Counter-counter theory: This show is an experiment because people wanted to see what would happen if they got the craziest among us together and put them on TV
@abithefallenhuman92111 ай бұрын
@@HeroinYodayou misspelled Aryan (seriously, Ancient Alien conspiracies is just the Nazi idea of the Aryan, but Atlantis is switches out for Space, and Alien is switched for Aryan)
@HeroinYoda11 ай бұрын
@@abithefallenhuman921 you can say that about anything tho. Replace god with hitler and demons with jews and you got nazi ideology too. (I dont believe in ancient alien theory btw)
@kevinchambers179 ай бұрын
Ah, but that’s what they want us to think, cos they’re hiding it from us! 😆😆😆 lol! Aliens- got enough illegal aliens pouring into UK at 500 a day- May god bless them ❤️ Or whatever they believe ❤️
@leann42653 жыл бұрын
Jack’s background is really something. What a unique decorative choice of Amazon boxes everywhere.
@mrbutthurt73412 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I was a good decorator too
@amoroath3 жыл бұрын
When I was younger I remember watching this with my dad and I now realize just how fucking crazy this show is-
@Wavy-Gravy3 жыл бұрын
Same dude lol
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on KZbin. So don't feel too bad for me, dear m
@cannıbalgırl1233 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku what
@adumbooctopus11153 жыл бұрын
Same my goodness
@tempurashrimp99173 жыл бұрын
We used to watch it every Sunday lmfao, made good memories though
@kingskelo Жыл бұрын
I want to imagine Aliens are just watching this show and being like, when the fuck did we do this?
@kevinchambers179 ай бұрын
According to Giorgio- we did, with ET’s help- we just forgot! 😆😆
@livbev3 жыл бұрын
this just reminded me how i used to watch this as a kid & just took it as fact because it was on the history channel 🙃
@RPena983 жыл бұрын
Saaaaaame
@QTaceX3 жыл бұрын
@Marko Fugas lmaooo😂😂
@jorjamabel22883 жыл бұрын
hey liv and same here girl
@adumbooctopus11153 жыл бұрын
Dude same! I'd have full debates with other kids at lunch in elementary school
@Sam-gs8iw3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the history channel really needs to learn what history is.
@CambriaF3 жыл бұрын
You should add "ancient astronaut theorists" to the drink list if you do this again. That phrase is their only source of proof.
@markleeper5933 жыл бұрын
They would literally die lmao
@BadrAlrawi3 жыл бұрын
I wanted them to do that
@ari21263 жыл бұрын
Literally ur asking for them TO DIE RN
@stevewatkins21703 жыл бұрын
They say yes
@kinagrill3 жыл бұрын
astronaut theorists.... that's an astronomer. aka. the people that wanna learn about spess but dun wanna go out into it.
@bullshark37712 жыл бұрын
6:45 This reminds me of something my college professor said when talking about evolution. “Many think it’s survival of those who are strongest when it’s actually those who are most fit to survive in their habitat. Each species has different needs and roles in the environment and evolved to fit its environment best within their roles.” She went on to talk about camels ability to carry water as being more beneficial to the desert than standard horses and gazelles speed and agility to help outrun other gazelles in their herd and lions and such evolved to counter that by also being fast and stealthy. Good way to explain it looking back really. Like puzzle pieces with 100 ways to build it but the pieces that fit easiest get chosen instead of forcing it in when it doesn’t quite fit right.
@StagTwo3 жыл бұрын
George: *makes funny jokes* Jack: *makes funny jokes* Kieran: *makes funny jokes* James: *intellectually points out and argues about points that the show gets wrong, while also making funny jokes*
@Lucaz993 жыл бұрын
True but it’s Ciarán*
@Michael-Douglas3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucaz99 nerd
@creativerock16463 жыл бұрын
@@Michael-Douglas ah yes, correcting the spelling of someone's name, what a dork
@adeelhussain79793 жыл бұрын
@@Lucaz99 cringe
@whyhellothere41613 жыл бұрын
@@adeelhussain7979 cringe 😬 🤢🤢🤢
@devilishjester77183 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: There is a lot of overlap between the areas with furries and with big foot sightings, so big foot just being a furry is just as (if not more) likely than it being an alien
@ashsilva70212 жыл бұрын
no there's an overlap because it corresponds to areas of high population density
@skyshunts2 жыл бұрын
Lmao so his fursona is a big furry man?
@AllMightyLordOfClamsАй бұрын
@@ashsilva7021that’s obviously the joke
@skullton32922 жыл бұрын
This show would actually make a pretty interesting Sci-fic series. Imagine a book series or TV show with the premise of this show. It's insane but, as a work of Sci-fi, it would be fun to watch.
@princekyle41322 жыл бұрын
*Stargate noises*
@WalnutAnimations2 жыл бұрын
The “Eternals” marvel comics were based off of the ancient alien theory
@nickythehickey Жыл бұрын
so basically alienology
@kingpanguan3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this is the show that has a scene where they found something from pyramids divides by pi and some random guy just said "what if they measured it with circles"
@ari21263 жыл бұрын
What the hell... What did they gain from that LMAO
@kai_maceration2 жыл бұрын
*starts furiously scribbling circles over stock photos of pyramids*
@WalnutAnimations2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@sholmes233 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for George to do this challenge while watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs, but everytime food drops from the sky you take a sip.
@quinngobrr3 жыл бұрын
like, every scene in which it happens? or every PIECE of food cause if it was every piece that'd mean that EVERY NOODLE in the spaghetti scenes would be a sip and that would actually kill someone, you'd get through an ENTIRE BOTTLE
@exeortegarubio2 жыл бұрын
George's liver: Please, don't. I have a family.
@llaur_llaur2 жыл бұрын
you’re a genius.
@Weezy-842 жыл бұрын
He’d die of blood poisoning bro
@Weezy-842 жыл бұрын
@@quinngobrr you’d get through a whole bar
@arynpreddy83182 жыл бұрын
I wrote a paper on this show in college and the man who originated the idea of ancient astronauts was just super racist. All his theories came from the idea that people of “non-European decent” would be incapable of such amazing architecture
@xzenitramx666 Жыл бұрын
Joe rogan got triggered about that in his podcast shows with that. Accuse the idea of being woke.
@blankslate7491 Жыл бұрын
It's so crazy how ppl are, to this day, asking how they pyramids and shit got there 💀💀 like building a stone triangle isn't that fucking hard
@MrDylanm842 Жыл бұрын
@blankslate7491 it's more about the level of architecture. They're not just triangles, they're tombs and the stones are cut to such precise specifications and built perfectly in line with the stars. They're an unbelievable feat of engineering, especially considering when they were built
@abithefallenhuman92111 ай бұрын
@@MrDylanm842here's the issue though, they aren't built in line with the stars. They were built where they could be, and sooner or later at least one star/constellation/planet will line up, and in most conspiracies, they seem to only mention them lining up with Greek constellations. On top of that, we know they built the pyramids (which is a bad term since each structure could have widely different purpose) as they learnt, since countless pyramids fell apart, such as the famed black pyramid Most of our modern ancestors knew one way or another how to sculpt rock and move rocks, you find structures made by ancient Wise-humans (homosapians) all over the world. The obsession things like Ancient Aliens have the pyramids (and similar structures in Africa and East Asia) is they do not believe non-white people could be smart enough to stack rocks (seriously, go through the episodes and count how many are about Europeans. They only mention it to be vague about the 'energy' of Stone Henge)
@Neil07010 ай бұрын
@@abithefallenhuman921The ancient astronaut nonsense began by assuming that ancient humans were less intelligent than 20th century humans. It ignores the achievements of the Greeks who calculated the size of the planet with remarkable accuracy, or Romans who built Britain's first road network or the many accomplishments of the Chinese. Like school students, they all left their workings, so we know they didn't crib off aliens! The Egyptians were just as intelligent as 21st century people and had close interaction with Greeks (Cleopatra was Macedonian. Don't listen to your teachers, she was NOT black 😂) Using Greek mathematics, Egyptian engineering skills and unlimited slave labour, anyone could build the Pyramids
@catalyztx3 жыл бұрын
"Why is it never a big hairy woman?" Ciaran is not the feminist we deserve, but the feminist we need.
@dangerousbeans3 жыл бұрын
Ciaran Numero Uno ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ
@xxitactical_87233 жыл бұрын
I made this comment 1k likes it was 999 before lol
@callmekay2823 жыл бұрын
We have a “big hairy woman” version where I grew up. Basket woman Steals children who don’t listen to their parents and throws them in her basket to eat later.
@Brootnoot3 жыл бұрын
@@callmekay282 good for her tbh
@kloggmonkey3 жыл бұрын
be the big hairy woman you want to see in the world
@lazarusmekhane4393 жыл бұрын
George might as well drank whenever someone blinked. I'm sure he would be less intoxicated at that point.
@namenotimportant84082 жыл бұрын
Matpat is more credible than an ancient astronaut theorist
@FieryFue Жыл бұрын
Hear me out. What if Matpat IS an ancient astronaut theorist.
@raven-gx5db Жыл бұрын
@@FieryFue but hey its just a theory
@LKAM22211 ай бұрын
An ancient theory
@ninja-ginger19735 ай бұрын
@@LKAM222an Alien Theory
@JamesMC043 ай бұрын
@@ninja-ginger1973 An *ALIEN* Theory !!!!!!! Matpat is a teeny bit shouty for my liking. I can see him presenting one of these absurd programmes. Kyle Hill of Because Science could produce the diagrams. The prog would be called Why You Don't Want to Believe Humans Produced The Pyramids. Then SciManDan could refute it all.
@Sam-gs8iw3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The "T-Rexs had feathers" thing is an actual scientific theory, with actual evidence to support it.
@danielchoucinofigueiras17333 жыл бұрын
that's perhaps the only thing they said right
@ethanstyant97043 жыл бұрын
Case in point we found ACTUAL imprints of feathers in the surrounding rock and imprints in bones
@melfox753 жыл бұрын
Ok but trex didn’t have feathers atleast the fully grown trexes didn’t , if you want to see the most accurate trex to date search up sue tyrannosaurus model.
@generalkenobi95243 жыл бұрын
@@melfox75 I mean they did
@timmas33003 жыл бұрын
@@melfox75 no dinosaurs did have feathers just watch some trey the explainer or sumthin to find out
@archive60943 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure these videos are just George's plan to destroy all of his friends livers.
@aquasiox3 жыл бұрын
and his own
@whatsupfuckers40783 жыл бұрын
Oh god these bots
@kokokat063 жыл бұрын
46:36 "why are humans [relatively hairless, and] possess brains" can we just take a moment to think about the fact that removing the part of that quote in [square brackets] (and so ending up with a sentence containing only the second descriptor) results in "why are humans possess brains" I feel like that captures the vibe of this show perfectly XD
@busterb29583 жыл бұрын
“He should be spending the last few years of his pitiful little life…” “Fucking hell James!” I like that George doesn’t let his friends be TOO mean to the people they’re making fun of, he doesn’t let them attack them on a personal level
@glarnboudin44622 жыл бұрын
Oh no, they deserve it.
@socktoast6363 жыл бұрын
My dad religiously watches this show every night and genuinely believes everything they say.
@oldaccxunt3 жыл бұрын
you poor soul
@syahmikadira68323 жыл бұрын
Fr man, me & my dad used to watch the show for shits & giggles but now he's starting to believe almost everything they're saying.
@rexana_rexana3 жыл бұрын
My dad watches for the history and actual good parts, but he and I both giggle at the stupid parts. We both like to theorize about aliens, but at least we agree that this show is a little ... " Out There!" Ehh? Ehh??
@RebelAngelForever3 жыл бұрын
Your dad watches Ancient Aliens, my dad watches Fox News. Both take everything as fact 😪
@rcj.193 жыл бұрын
So does my auntie lol
@guitargirl5112 жыл бұрын
If I saw something in the woods that looked like a Sasquatch I would think a gorilla escaped from a zoo before I actually think it is Sasquatch
@angrykobold59702 жыл бұрын
It depends on where you live tbh, if I saw it in the woods out back my flats where there's no zoos for miles I would question my sanity
@adrienhorrell56123 жыл бұрын
1:04:43 the guy who "found" the stones actually went back later and admitted that he drew them.
@strongarm51373 жыл бұрын
That's alot of stones to draw ngl
@BlitzAMV3 жыл бұрын
@@strongarm5137 lots of fucking time mate
@strongarm51373 жыл бұрын
@@BlitzAMV Fr like how lol
@ArtVandelayOfficial2 жыл бұрын
Liar, prove it
@yourtimetraveleralara2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@buttermilkslam3 жыл бұрын
start of the episode: aint it strange how monkey’s don’t build houses? middle or the episode: GOD AND THE DEVIL ARE ALIENS AND THEY PUT SNAKES IN YOUR DNA
@broadex90802 жыл бұрын
Theirs a snake in my boot
@Aeternus752 жыл бұрын
@@broadex9080 *ThErEs A sNaKe In My AsS!*
@puffinthefish2 жыл бұрын
K so when do I get my snake arms?
@dragapult27122 жыл бұрын
@@puffinthefish if ur snake then u lose arms
@puffinthefish2 жыл бұрын
@@dragapult2712 shouldve phrased it better, i wanted snakes for arms but now im having to type this with my feet
@owaine-changaming9 ай бұрын
Funfact the platypus was once considered to be a cryptid they thought the person who managed to capture one just sewn different animals together
@lordz193 жыл бұрын
One of my teachers goes on Ancient Aliens pretty regularly. In summary, he’s insane. He just got fired and possibly arrested for doing illegal drugs with some seniors.
@hotdogseven95893 жыл бұрын
😟
@kociarzultimate3843 жыл бұрын
Drugs and working on Ancient aliens. Everything fits together
@shikitohno473 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right
@thelifeofanintrovert15053 жыл бұрын
As opposed to getting arrested for doing legal drugs
@willf5982 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@charlesedwards91643 жыл бұрын
Jack has no normal laugh if he is even slightly amused he laughs really hard and with his whole body
@Neil07010 ай бұрын
That's how extraterrestrials laugh 😂
@Tiredfroggo195 Жыл бұрын
this entire show just reminds me of that one guy in the owl house that was saying that "witches come from mars to harvest human teeth to power their time machine". its just funny how bad it is. also the dude with the long dark hair, phillip i think, looks like the discount version of weird al
@uwufemboyuwu56583 жыл бұрын
“Humans are unique because of their speech.” ‘Whales and dolphins water speaking to each other” 👁👄👁
@anetm3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but for them we are air speaking to eachother
@randomuploadz73863 жыл бұрын
Well every animal species has a way of communicating so…. Their scientists suck 😂
@ChonkedCat3 жыл бұрын
“UwU femboy” this is why we need to bully people
@pepsimann20383 жыл бұрын
@@ChonkedCat you’re acting as if your account isn’t the exact thing people in middle school would bully you for
@aquasiox3 жыл бұрын
@@ChonkedCat oh no! is it harming you? is it offending you? what ever will we do about that /s
@ThePanicMoon3 жыл бұрын
An "Um Actually" moment here - Although there have been studies and research into teaching animals, especially primates, to communicate in a human langauge (mostly through sign) it is theorised that they cannot understand any "language" formally. What they can do replicate individual words and associate those words to actions and events, but that alone isn't enough to constitute language, for example they may know signing "apple please" will lead to them getting given an apple by their keeper, but that doesn't prove that they actually understand what "apple" or "please" mean individually, or that they formed a sentence from a bank of words rather than just mimicing or repeating what they have been shown. However it may be that in asking chimps to speak human language we are more or less asking fish to climb trees. Most animals are not capable of communicating using human languages, but it's not like humans are able to communicate in, or even identify, the animal equivalent(s) of "language" either. But the way that we learn and form language does set us apart from other animals. Whether or not it was gifted to us by ancient aliens is another matter!
@kt-ej3os3 жыл бұрын
good to know
@sometimesitrollidiotsonthe17983 жыл бұрын
"what they can do replicate individual words and associate those words to action and event" Isn't that what us humans do? We associate differnet words with event or action and that's why people all over the world would use different word to describe the same thing, event or whatever.
@kataklysmus74603 жыл бұрын
@@sometimesitrollidiotsonthe1798 it might seem like it but the way we interpret things differs greatly. like you know how people talk about poodles being able to read? what they can actually do is learn to recognize the shapes of words and interpret them as a command. that might seem like reading, but if you were to show a poodle a verbal command that they already know for the first time in written form, they wouldn't be able to /actually/ read it and do it. they can't learn to correlate symbols and sounds the way we do. you can read a word even if you've never seen it in your life (and that especially applies to writing systems that are more consistent than english), but a poodle simply can't
@johndonnelly38623 жыл бұрын
Ok nerd
@eggs80213 жыл бұрын
I don't exactly remember so don't take it as fact but, I heard a story about a gorilla using sign language to refer to a thermos, but he didn't know what the word was so he said "metal cup drink" I've absolutely gotten details wrong but food for thought
@izziekanoski32602 жыл бұрын
Them thinking university of chicago is only $9,000 is the most unrealistic thing in this whole video 😭
@Arran053 жыл бұрын
8 minutes in and im already crying, This is gonna be good
@memeulousfan66023 жыл бұрын
4:20 (how ironic) and im regretting life already
@VetusPupa3 жыл бұрын
You know they fucked up when even the dude who "found" the dinosaur stones confirmed they're fake like 5 years before the episode was made
@skiesandthesea79272 жыл бұрын
Everytime I watch this video I love how distressed James gets over them calling the dog drawing a dinosaur
@Scarytoaster18093 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: George develops a drinking problem while him and the lads watch aliens
@Gloigolshpork3 жыл бұрын
Ooh, better drink, he said alien!
@overaggressiveduck5453 жыл бұрын
@@Gloigolshpork I I love w I YI I I
@overaggressiveduck5453 жыл бұрын
@@Gloigolshpork Mmm r
@maxaltenkirch10222 жыл бұрын
Aliens? Don't you mean xenos, my Lord?
@s.k4713 Жыл бұрын
@@maxaltenkirch1022 the orks created humanity says ancient astronaut theorists
@Lotan_3 жыл бұрын
Video: *Shows a picture of a sky and solar deity.* Jack: FISH GOD
@erinw.92562 жыл бұрын
Jack Manifold is a man of CULTURE for knowing about Invader Zim.
@phoenixmedia1523 жыл бұрын
“It’s pretty much all conspiracy” something an alien would say…
@D44RK_Iced_Yogs3 жыл бұрын
Zathura better be next…
@jackkeane63 жыл бұрын
It must be aliens
@FalsestPositive3 жыл бұрын
GASP!!!!?!!?!!!!!!!!
@sealessseadog27353 жыл бұрын
**gasp** aliens 👀 Jk i have no idea why would anyone think that
@vykepp57093 жыл бұрын
Everyone says how George's friends are suffering, he has to watch it all, it's divided for the others
@weehoozy44543 жыл бұрын
He does it to himself to be fair
@eeyorehaferbock78709 ай бұрын
@@weehoozy4454the biggest masochist of them all.
@erinw.92562 жыл бұрын
To quote Dean Winchester, "Every hunter worth his salt know that Bigfoot isn't real."
@ninja-ginger19735 ай бұрын
Jack don’t know Mary, you might though, have a good day
@thefairranter51643 жыл бұрын
I was kinda expecting one of the episodes to be explaining why among us is real
@screenedat0m3 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry they’re probably working on it LOL
@kay-4123 жыл бұрын
wait among us isn’t real?
@sabaly77203 жыл бұрын
"In ancient cave paintings, we can see the words sussy baka carved into the walls "
@thederppika3 жыл бұрын
@@kay-412 i thought it was
@rameen43303 жыл бұрын
it isn't?
@notablewisp22133 жыл бұрын
As an American who has watched this show, it's single handedly the funniest and most enraging show ever.
@alectothefirst2 жыл бұрын
jack is my fav guest on this channel, love him to bits
@lilacfoxes3 жыл бұрын
“Imagine your job being to research bullshit like shit that doesn’t exist” yeah I know that feeling I did a literature degree
@jimmydcriket40863 жыл бұрын
Oooh self burn those are rare
@ethanfrancis45273 жыл бұрын
Yeah but the door was red, how could you deny that evidence
@freyavine64483 жыл бұрын
Yes. Our ancestors DID see things they they tried to depict as Large monsters. The saw fossils of animals that had died millions of years before and tried to reassemble them with what knowledge they had of skeletons, not because they had seen living dinosaurs. Adrienne mayor has multiple books on this
@abithefallenhuman92111 ай бұрын
That and many cultures used very stylised art to depict what the saw compared to other cultures of the time If you compare African cave art to Australian cave art of the same period, you'll see one leans heavy on symbolism and abstract shapes. Both tell us how the people of the time lived and what they believed, but both will also be seen by people with sports info degrees as equally realistic in how they depict their subject It gets even worse when people (like those seen on this show) claim hyroglyphics aren't a way to write, but actual depictions of events, such as the episode on the Dendera Light
@inconveniencestore_3 жыл бұрын
People 4 thousand years ago: this guy lives outside our society and is quite large and hairy Ancient Aliens: HOLY SHIT BIGFOOT IS REAL
@briefcayc3 жыл бұрын
I love that Jack and James make the same joke at 5:59 and 51:05
@yourmoonchild14203 жыл бұрын
I watched this show when I was younger and some of the episodes had me dead convinced 😭
@benjivanasbroeck6142 Жыл бұрын
I love how you can just see the brain cells dying in Jacks head
@misopeachy3 жыл бұрын
ancient Egyptians watching middle-aged men take their fairy tales seriously: 👁👄👁
@vdubdesigns65303 жыл бұрын
my favorite part about this series was that whenever they would claim something, they either had some random person there to validate themselves or they said 'Some people say'
@six2make43 жыл бұрын
Regarding the Soviet experiment, from what I remember he basically wanted to create a species that could take over the work of common laborers, the idea being that yes, it would be basically just a slightly more intelligent ape but that was all you needed to free up actual humans from working in factories and railroads and so on, basically they were supposed to take over low-skill hard labor intensive jobs. Obviously this didn't work out and it was pretty messed up but it's interesting to think about an alternative Soviet Union where all hard labor is done by half-monkey people.
@kai_maceration2 жыл бұрын
Literally trying to create a new species just to use for slave labor, you're right that's so fucked
@xyleblack2545 Жыл бұрын
I would argue it's more disturbing to think about that scenario rather than interesting...
@Siegmernes Жыл бұрын
@@xyleblack2545 Both of these things can be true at the same time. Like a lot of fucked up stuff we did in history. Very interesting but definetly horrifying.
@eeyorehaferbock78709 ай бұрын
But would the half-monkey workers of the world have united? Checkmate, communists.
@eeyorehaferbock78703 ай бұрын
@@xyleblack2545it’d be interesting in the same way Wolfenstein is.
@mix3k8183 жыл бұрын
0:44 "So if you want a part 2" Bro, your guests were clearly suffering
@forthefrogs3 жыл бұрын
obsessed with Jack being so fed up he just believes there's aliens now
@susannahmitchell5558Ай бұрын
47:53 “And there it is. There goes my mood.” 😂
@DylanRG19033 жыл бұрын
You HAVE to watch Finding Bigfoot after this, these guys been looking for bigfoot for over 10 years, and have obviously found nothing, but this show is the dumbest thing you will ever see. It's hilarious Also, here are some examples for "drink words": 'Squatch Encounter Howl Knocking
@rrrfc723 жыл бұрын
That would be class
@LuDuLootYT3 жыл бұрын
Great idea
@Meg_intheclouds3 жыл бұрын
I love shows like that! It’s a guilty pleasure to watch people talking about stuff they genuinely believe and try and convince you of it even though I don’t believe it. Like watching conspiracy theories.
@quartertarget48203 жыл бұрын
They should watch like Monster Quest or Air Crash Investigation if we're going in the thread of 2000's tv shows. That'd be pretty pog
@aaronzaharias91102 жыл бұрын
Death count: 4
@noctobyte74473 жыл бұрын
Can’t believe they’re doing the epic of Gilgamesh (the Sumerian tablets and Enkidu) like this. Genuinely a good read, pains me to see these madmen completely misinterpret it
@broadex90802 жыл бұрын
It's a story, it's supposed to be a tale.
@nicestpancake2 жыл бұрын
Me and my friends are currently clowning on it's usage because what the fuck my dudes. Don't drag them into your fucking Bigfoot Evidence locker for the love of God, it's bad enough they've been turned into Anime
@Amberhx12 жыл бұрын
I love when James watches shows/movies with George and Will.. he's so damn funny.
@shiina293 жыл бұрын
There's a great 3-hour documentary debunking a lot of this stuff right here on KZbin. It's both really interesting and informative. AND it has great music.
@lumeingi3 жыл бұрын
Do you remember the title? Or have a link to the video?
@thetechnocrat49793 жыл бұрын
I need the title or link of that documentary.
@EarthboundX2 жыл бұрын
Is this it? kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGraXpxrpL-kl7M Wow, 9 years old, gotta have some old eps in there, is this show still on today?
@franzhopper76312 жыл бұрын
Is this it? kzbin.info/www/bejne/oGraXpxrpL-kl7M
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb75852 жыл бұрын
Yes
@tobenrendell23363 жыл бұрын
this video definitely wasn't made to hide the fact that Mr. George Memeulous is also an alien
@tobenrendell23363 жыл бұрын
@AGNEZ i'm 13 and not into bots
@colincheshire6366 Жыл бұрын
"Oh no, the Inkeedoo! it's eating me!" Spit out my water🤣
@rjpper98243 жыл бұрын
"Imagine your job is researching stuff that is bullshit and doesn't exist" literally theoretical physicists punching the air rn
@peddlershat68403 жыл бұрын
Gordon Freeman about to go get his crowbar
@42jellyfish3 жыл бұрын
George: h- All his mates: (sigh and clear their schedules so they can recover from the incoming hangovers)
@collinmyers10733 жыл бұрын
I love how they don't take in the fact that whales, elephants, dolphins and ants can also communicate and have their own language.
@PickleCraftPlayz3 жыл бұрын
George, you watch hop and every time they say candy you gotta drink. that would be a top tier video
@sealessseadog27353 жыл бұрын
Pain.mp4
@IndustrialMarsh3 жыл бұрын
there's something so funnie about Jack Manifold yelling "IT'S IN THE GORILLAS"
@varimsavslezahАй бұрын
a big underground bigfoot's tunnels system is the real reason why americans don't have underground trains in most of the country
@shadowjinkus10703 жыл бұрын
On this episode of George's descent into alcoholism
@Shaabun3 жыл бұрын
This group is elite! Love the usual James, keep him forever. Ciaran is hilarious and Jack is fun, love it!
@mattuwu99782 жыл бұрын
The reason why most every Egyptian god and goddess had animal heads was because ancient Egyptians prescribed heavy religious significance to animals (particularly snakes, eagles, and scarab beetles). For example, Anubis - god of death and patron deity of the lost - has the head of a Jackal, a wild dog native to Northern Africa. Jackals are opportunistic carnivores. They were frequently spotted around dead bodies, and so were seen as a harbinger or manifestations of death. Same reason why crows and coyotes are often “the trickster” in Native American folklore. Because actual crows and coyotes like to steal shit and cause a ruckus.
@t.dominey41503 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: George is an alien, covering up for his people
@icepack42053 жыл бұрын
That’s why he wears a mask
@zjg13 жыл бұрын
george is shaking is his chair reading this
@WillBinge3 жыл бұрын
‘You’re about as credible as ancient aliens’ is the best insult ever.
@wa.nderlvst3 жыл бұрын
12:14 "ITS IN THE GORILLAS!!" actually killed me off 🤣🤣
@cairoraiser93383 жыл бұрын
I ADORE the Jack Manifold and George Memeulous duo. I need all of the duo name gang in a video at some point. Charlie Slimecicle, Harry Wroteshaw, Niki Nihachu All the double names. They are powerful and should be feared Feel free to comment more below and I’ll add them to the comment until we have a Masterlist Thank you To [Passing Oblivion] - Philza Minecraft [Izzy Hilton] - Ted Nivison
@PassedOblivion3 жыл бұрын
How could you forget the creator of life Philza Minecraft
@izzyhilton13352 жыл бұрын
Tednivison would be funny I reckon
@dominicstheatregroup22703 жыл бұрын
People when they will go to Mars in 2069. People:holy shit I'm on a different planet Jack : I'm going to chin a martian
@rah_rah169 ай бұрын
I was so thrown off when they started talking about the College of Wooster at 51:16. Like, sir, that is my tiny liberal arts college in the middle of nowhere in Ohio. Why do you know it exists. Also the fact that the professor that appeared in the episode STILL teaches at the college and has been teaching here since like the 1980s. He's just a regular paleontologist that somehow got roped into this and now as a result I'm watching two youtubers, each with a subscriber base multiple times larger than the population of the College of Wooster, learn about the existence of my school wtf.
@Casual_degenerate9 ай бұрын
I think they got confused because we have the city Worcester here in England, which also has a college and a university
@rah_rah169 ай бұрын
@Casual_degenerate There's also a Worcester in the USA in Massachusetts, so i do get the sauce jokes and everything. I'm always clarifying to people that my school is not in MA, and that Wooster is pronounced the same as Worcester even though it's spelled like WOO-ster lmao
@Alexdluffy24513 жыл бұрын
A few points About the last episode 1. the Mayans build there civilization near the impact of the asteroid - don’t They realize that Contents over millions of years have shifted 2. Do they think there was just an age were all the dinosaurs lived at the same times there was eras in the plant’s history’s and multiple eras of Dinos with multiple extinction events 3. The cave drawings it makes more sense that in the past humans saw Dino fossils in like cliffs and walls and then over time they were either destroyed by the people or by nature
@diavolosteddy75943 жыл бұрын
so excited to find out new human lore can’t believe satan created DNA
@f-22raptorlandingzone303 жыл бұрын
God and Satan are just having a real time strategy game war at all times
@@diavolosteddy7594 5D chess with multiverse time travel
@sarchiba Жыл бұрын
Them talking about the carvings of dinosaurs is hilarious also considering the Stegosaurus and Tyrannosaurus lived 80 million years apart, as well as many other dinosaurs lived in many different time periods
@user-ip6zn1io5w3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure everything has helix-shaped DNA. Even the homeless elephants.
@TheIndieGamesNL2 жыл бұрын
Every multicelled organism anyways
@eeyorehaferbock78709 ай бұрын
@@TheIndieGamesNLyes, but unicellular organisms have a loop of DNA. You know what also forms a loop? An ouroboros, aka a SNAKE eating its own tail! THAT CONFIRMS IT!
@AdelioNightstorm3 жыл бұрын
My biggest issue with any of these shows is that they ALWAYS tell us about their theories as if they are confirmed facts. "Bigfoot eats this", "they habitate in these areas", "this is what their mating call sound like".
@IDK-xe6yg9 ай бұрын
My aunt believes absolutely everything on ancient aliens, she watches like every episode🤦🏼♀️
@ninja-ginger19735 ай бұрын
Does she believe that prayer works, just wondering, have a good day
@JoyOfCreativeService3 жыл бұрын
In the Old Testament, part of the backstory of Goliath is that some angels lusted over human women, and gave up their rightness with God to go down to the Earth to be with the women, and made this strange crossbreed of giant humans, and that's how people like Goliath came to be. If the people in this show were actually thinking, they could have tied the first two episodes together with that story.
@osiris48833 жыл бұрын
Just throwing this out there Ezekiel 1:4-5 As I looked, behold, a stormy wind came out of the north, and a great cloud, with brightness around it, and fire flashing forth continually, and in the midst of the fire, as it were gleaming metal. And from the midst of it came the likeness of four living creatures. And this was their appearance: they had a human likeness 👽👽👽
@maxaltenkirch10222 жыл бұрын
Technically the angel-human hybrid Giants were called the Nephilim, and Goliath was just a regular human who was tall, but yeah I see your point
@snifferrr Жыл бұрын
@@osiris4883 the bible isn't the most credible source
@osiris4883 Жыл бұрын
@sammie Trust me, to me it's not at all but it seems to be to people like this and I never hear them talk about it
@amisdum50323 жыл бұрын
There’s something about Ciarans voice that is just perfect for these types of videos and is one of the funniest things
@halothere6995 Жыл бұрын
I kinda feel bad cause you know for a fact that this indigenous man 21:36 was just trying to share his culture but these people translated it to sound like he was saying something that they wanted
@MistaeFeX3 жыл бұрын
That Erik guy says Extra terrestrial I think more than anyone. If it was just him commentating on Ancient Aliens. You would be destroyed in 10 minutes of the show.
@dylannilsson47583 жыл бұрын
This was the shit my grandparents would put on during Christmas when I was like 5 and came to their house……watching this gives me a weirdly specific nostalgia
@Grievous_20098 ай бұрын
Everyone recording : I’m going to get so drunk Memeulous : having to drink for all of the episodes 💀💀
@jessthecat203 жыл бұрын
I love the thought that in 100 years time something I wrote in GCSE English could be on a show like this.