No Context Britain: Queen Elizabeth II Edition

[@Dobcool]

Love how amateur football teams were "severely punished" for playing after the Queen's death but professional cricket and golf was allowed to resume the day after

[@piss4429]

tories supporting tories

[@fusixnrwicnwiejciwj8925]

It’s because of their conduct

[@YesIlikebananasSo]

@@fusixnrwicnwiejciwj8925 what was the conduct?

[@noxxstellar]

@@YesIlikebananasSo No fun allowed, we must all be sad about an old lady we have never interacted with.

[@fusixnrwicnwiejciwj8925]

@@YesIlikebananasSo they were extremely disrespectful on their Twitter

[@camhusmj38]

Just remember that the Queue to see the box had its own Queue.

[@very_muscular_rat]

Us Brits love us a good queue.

[@legoworks-cg5hk]

Bc it’s QE *II*

[@bazzlighter7237]

That's just a longer queue

[@justagamersquad2907]

I’m in the queue rn

[@miaclarke6859]

@@justagamersquad2907 jesus how long you been stood there

[@CTurner64]

My local council has postponed all cremations as a sign of respect to the Queen...apparently one family's grief actually does matter more than another's....

[@tjaaan_]

its what she would've wanted... attention

[@Sam-gs8iw]

Jesus christ that's awful

[@Tom-gt4vc]

I call bullshit

[@soupeater7417]

@@Tom-gt4vc "The trade body, which represents more than 4,100 UK funeral homes, said some services will go ahead, but others will be postponed." From what I've heard it's similar with most crematoriums

[@madhattermaker622]

Probably some shit ass excuse for some people to be lazy. Not saying all but I imagine some of them are, let's be real. Shit like this makes me want to leave the UK I'm not even joking.

[@mysterynerd3591]

I can't believe George would post KZbin videos during this time of national mourning

[@seandipaul8257]

In a box in a box. LIZZY’S IN A BOX

[@marcusrushton3862]

@@seandipaul8257 your nans probably in a box lad

[@Racc988]

@SeanDiPaul another shamrock rovers enjoyer i see

[@seandipaul8257]

@@Racc988 I’m Swedish…

[@Racc988]

@@seandipaul8257 Good to see the rovers international sphere of influence growing 😂

[@antmonk8537]

George was arrested for treason and executed by firing squad shortly after posting this video. RIP King

[@Rat_King_Reviews]

well it is an absolutely disgusting video

[@caffeinated-cereal]

@@Rat_King_Reviews oh wow you actually are a royals stan? May I ask what importance they hold to you and what actions they took to benefit you in the slightest?

[@mossyopal]

@@caffeinated-cereal They also don't believe in food banks, this is the second comment I've seen them under

[@RottenMartyr]

@@Rat_King_Reviews cry about it

[@thenukdesilva7001]

I'm pretty sure bronx is joking 💀

[@whoknowsatthispoint7508]

I hope the person who made that "I don't want to die because I want to see how insane British people go when the queen dies" post a few months ago is doing well

[@byeyaveanicetime6520]

Now that the queen died instead of getting a letter from the monarch when you turn 100 you get a text from prince Andrew when you turn 5

[@alfi_csgo6011]

Ahaha fucking stellar mate

[@meadowok]

someone said this to me at college today 😭

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

if she turned a hundred d'you reckon she'd send herself a letter?

[@warriorofaurora]

i think the queen just became too savage for this world. rip. she slayed a lil too hard

[@extint3407]

She was too OP for this world...

[@mintywhatever]

*maximum level reached*

[@meadowok]

yuck

[@annaliseinengland3059]

As a Canadian living in the UK right now, this period of mourning has been the weirdest thing I've ever experienced

[@amk__]

I think for everyone except those strange people finds this weird.

[@mxwes1549]

Also as a Canadian living in the UK, same.

[@katimations123]

I'm from the UK and I'm finding this wierd

[@LaVaZ000]

Im from Japan and don't find that particularly weird.

[@Dave-mx8xz]

Its weird for most ppl living in the UK as most ppl weren’t alive when the last monarch died or were too young to remember what it was like

[@godzillagod9752]

Fun fact: I was in the middle of a fall guys game when the queen died, still won the match

[@typical_]

don't you win fall guys by stealing a crown... 😨

[@wilkokeepitonehundee5801]

@@typical_ lol 😂

[@snifferrr]

i was listening to another one bites the dust.. by queen...

[@CHEESY_SOUNDW4VE]

I was on KZbin then my sister told about the queen's death

[@ivanhardy-Birt1124]

The queen's spirit helped you win lol

[@ComputeCrashers]

I love how George missed the "not in service" joke on the bus

[@tori-loo]

I honestly don't think that was a joke, just a hilarious coincidence, the bus just wasn't in service, I think they'd find that too disrespectful to joke about lol

[@Rat_King_Reviews]

wasn't funny at all

[@Aurora_Lightbringer]

@@Rat_King_Reviews Reading through the comments, I keep seeing you and you keep being livid and dramatic lmao. Honestly, you sound sheltered.

[@alfi_csgo6011]

@@Rat_King_Reviews stay mad brother 👍👍

[@asherizdead]

My mum knows someone that worked with the queen, apparently she’d been ill since the jubilee but they didn’t want to tell the public so they could enjoy the celebration

[@mattgoat4873]

yeah well my dad is 'arder than yours pal

[@asherizdead]

@@mattgoat4873 what

[@boox3723]

I like how every cornershop in Britain is as old as america

[@moneycheck8553]

Because we are much more advanced ay

[@ActuallyHoudini]

they rescheduled my extremely important mental health appointment because the queen died.

[@ammitthedevourer7316]

I hope you’re doing alright, all things considered.

[@Keeby.]

honestly meeting liz truss then dying like a few days later is a move i respect

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

tbf if i met liz truss id also die three days later

[@A_Haunted_Pancake]

"That's it, I'm out!" - QE II

[@hypercube8792]

Now I know how you guys feel when America is being insane. I really want to know the thought process behind muting the checkout beeps. How are beeps disrespectful????

[@kiiturii]

and closing the bike racks too, like wtf.

[@SnowCat-nu7gj]

They stopped the tannoys as well. So any lost kids are to be taken to hell with her maj I presume

[@tori-loo]

I'm sure the Tesco employees were absolutely loving not listening to the mind fucking beeps every second though!

[@tickledeggz]

I'm pretty sure that tweet was a joke. Period of mourning doesnt mean: shut down the economy, were getting a one off bank holiday and that's it.

[@kiiturii]

@@tickledeggz there were pictures of all that stuff and it wasn't just one tweet talking about this stuff

[@veelayn]

Your glasses look extra shiny today george

[@1UPWonders]

They're wet from all the tears Britain has wept in recent times

[@Joosher56]

@@1UPWonders yeah George is our collective conscience and when we cry, he cries

[@JadeiteMcSwag]

nice observation

[@cosmicjenny4508]

The queue to see the Queen lying-in-state hit five miles long this morning, with an estimated wait time of 14 hours before they decided to stop letting people join it. Also, did anyone else see that 19-year-old guy named William Single who queued up to see her? Literal real life Billy No-Mates 😭😭

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Honestly that a line is so long for seeing a dead person youve never spoken to, or Who doesnt even know you exist seems kinda weird. Specially getting violent about It

[@xfreja]

these mfs are actually insane 💀 it’s just a fucking box. nobody even knows whether she’s in there, and even if she is literally nobody knew her 💀💀💀

[@miaclarke6859]

@@gabrielpineirogarcia2078 ha jokes on you I did speak to her. I was 8 and I said she looked lovely then she said she really liked my dress. Ain't standing in that queue tho

[@emstink]

@@gabrielpineirogarcia2078 it's strange and I'd never do it, but you've also got to consider that for a lot of people she was one of the few stable things in life that had been around from their birth up until now they're 60.

[@dwcLDN]

@@miaclarke6859 who asked

[@callsign_haunted769]

So sad that the queen never got to see this episode of no context Britain

[@camhusmj38]

As a kid I always wanted to go to Centre Parcs because the ad on TV made it seem amazing - now that I’m old enough to afford to go, I couldn’t imagine anything worse.

[@tori-loo]

Funnily enough I never wanted to go because I always thought it was just a kids hotel with a pool or whatever, but knowing what it is now I'd love to go 😂not for the price they charge, but yeah, it's basically an all inclusive woodland resort!

[@emstink]

I went when I was a lot younger, we weren't sure if my sister would make it through her illness so we went there to get her some fresh air. It was pretty great, squirrels came and dragged our bag of peanuts away - had to chase them down because it was plastic. And a deer came up to us and screamed in our faces. Can't remember anything else lol, I was too small. Now I think about it, you can just get those things at most woodland parks.

[@caffeinated-cereal]

@@emstink if you dont mind me asking, did your sister make it through her illness?

[@emstink]

@@caffeinated-cereal It's okay to ask 🙂 Thank goodness, yes! She was able to get confirmed for surgery only a few days after the trip and it was completely life changing.

[@caffeinated-cereal]

@@emstink ah, that has put a smile on my face, im happy for both your family and your sister.

[@tealeavees]

My first indication of the Queen's death was my brother informing me, in proper fashion, "The Queen's mudded."

[@tjaaan_]

pro'er bri'ish lad innit

[@biglad3941]

i had someone yell “the queen’s pegged it, and i don’t mean kinky sex” at me, safe to say it took a google search later.

[@AVALON-02]

I’m so upset that she faked her death to work at a bakery 🤨

[@imintoomanyfandoms]

she is dead lmaoo 🗿

[@kian_the_kid8966]

Damn

[@Rat_King_Reviews]

Disgusting thing to say

[@AVALON-02]

@@Rat_King_Reviews it was a reference to something in the video?

[@wilkokeepitonehundee5801]

@@Rat_King_Reviews aww is the stan upset at a joke

[@R0w4n365]

A man got arrested AND CHARGED with a breach of the peace because he was carrying eggs near the queens funeral cortege. My guy was just on his way home from tescos to make an omelette.

[@YesIlikebananasSo]

😦???

[@im_so_bored3896]

lol what?

[@muffinman4544]

Source?

[@missgeorgiahelena]

@@muffinman4544 trust me bro

[@emilian7052]

They immediately thought he was gonna egg the cortege 😂

[@gemmaaaxx]

It’s so wild how the country has just come to a standstill. Even worse that for years I’ve been waiting for an operation and it just so happened to fall on the 19th so now it’s cancelled 💔 xx

[@notyourdealer1671]

Please tell me this is a joke

[@tori-loo]

Oh my god I'm so sorry!!! Health service, out of everything, should not be put on hold that day!

[@gemmaaaxx]

@@notyourdealer1671 I wish it was 😔💗 xx

[@gemmaaaxx]

@@tori-loo 💗💗💗

[@rosethecat2930]

Thats fucking disgusting... im so sorry you have to deal with that

[@snowfort3638]

love how australia wants to become a republic now that lizzie's dead

[@warriorofaurora]

as an australian i think this country needs a queen. government can fuck off

[@ben7607]

personally i'd think it's a bad idea since.. with republics there would be more corruption in political matters. whole lotta more mess to deal with

[@warriorofaurora]

@@ben7607 facts

[@snowfort3638]

@@ben7607 I honestly have to agree with you, plus I think most people probably wont be too keen on the effects of leaving the commonwealth

[@garmen-]

@@ben7607 more than people born into wealth and royalty?

[@wretchedcats4909]

The sign offering condolences over the baked beans display is probably the most British thing I’ve seen all week.

[@floogleborp9603]

The queen didn't die, she just moved positions to ruler of the universe.

[@Philip54622]

And work in a bakery

[@dddeoxys]

my mum, whos in her 50s if that matters, changed her facebook pfp to the late queen and her background as the union jack and has been posting mourning posts every days since the announcement we're not even british

[@lakshmivallabh6936]

there opinons

[@typical_]

that got me

[@Rat_King_Reviews]

why not? the queen obv meant something to her

[@dddeoxys]

@@Rat_King_Reviews and that's fair enough but i guess since i'm her son it's weirder for me, especially since it was a bit unexpected, she never really got into the royalist attitude until recently. and my country has been thoroughly fucked over by the queen so i guess i don't have a high opinion of her to begin with

[@RegionFly]

@@dddeoxys out of curiosity, which country is that?

[@randomperson7556]

Nothing says 'paying respects' like queuing up all day to see a box holding a corpse like a zoo exhibit...

[@electroytc]

Queen lizzy dropped mad game with her Coffin 💀

[@dovely1448]

Drinking game ,take a shot every time george says “it’s what she would’ve wanted”

[@jpettltd]

Or when he says ‘a 96 year old woman’.

[@amadandearbhte4318]

There is a car alarm going off outside of my house right now. The disrespect! Do they not know we are in a period of mourning!?

[@aycoded7840]

The queen dies when George isn't in England anymore to protect her? Coincidence? I think not.

[@sarahthomson878]

The other day I went down my local park (few days before the Queen's funeral), and I saw an old guy walking around giving a round of applause for each and every swan there, one by one. Had me giggling for the rest of the day, like WHY?? The claps aren't gonna reach the Queen through the swans.

[@nicksbasementscraps]

there was some old cobbler on the telly chatting about the queen dying and my mum just went 'oi he looks like he will be next' and started singing knock knock knocking on heavens door then when i stopped laughing, she said he's probably gonna be there to help her up the stairs and i honestly cried from laughter. rip queen elizabeth, god save the queen innit

[@m1ntyuu]

What I don’t understand is why I see so many people on the news talking about how the Queen dying was “shocking” and “unexpected” 💀 that woman was on her death bed since her husband died why are people surprised

[@CrispyTheConqueror]

Went Maccys yesterday and one of the employees remarked, and I quote “ I hate this depressive music, but we got pLAy It FOr ThE QuEEn” Maccys has to play sad music, saddest happy meal I have ever had haha

[@Hexie094]

memeulos saying "it's what she would have wanted" as if lizzy would have been against inconveniencing the middle and lower class lol

[@CartoDarko]

dumbassery

[@Beckett-Boy]

God save George Memeulous

[@ValueNetwork]

1:38 George you missed the joke, Queen Elizabeth is out of service!

[@Rat_King_Reviews]

not funny at all. you wouldn't say that in person only hiding online

[@wilkokeepitonehundee5801]

@@Rat_King_Reviews 😂😂😂😂

[@byotec]

@@Rat_King_Reviews 5'6

[@voltaik3613]

If I had a polo for every time George said "a 96 year old woman", I would have 5 polos which isn't much, but it is interesting.

[@timecapsule.]

All future videos from George have been paused as a mark of respect.

[@fleetway2746]

I can't believe people would breathe during this time of national mourning

[@evanq4]

Ong bro if you ain't goerge Floyd u disrespectful af my nigha

[@fleetway2746]

@@evanq4 girl what

[@HS-ig4ly]

@@fleetway2746 appropriate reaction

[@VantaDraws]

Respectfully, we all have to die because the queen died hospitals say

[@lfctw9624]

Liz would want Wetherspoons open 🇬🇧💯

[@alfi_csgo6011]

Had a spoons today in Manchester was brilliant

[@andreasjans]

rip george's nan.

[@thomasrayment4229]

George: I get it, I get it Also George: continues to rant about how he’s doesn’t get it.

[@TerjeVassboSkalstad]

Georges ability to say ‘96 year old woman’ is immaculate

[@frayaevans]

in the estate agents near me they’ve covered up all the houses as a “sign of respect”. W H A T

[@hyunjinies_dumpling]

the "queen elizabeth II 1926 - 2022" is on on every single bus stop sign in london, along with the kfc ads ofc cant forget those-

[@A_Haunted_Pancake]

(Insert dead Birds joke here)

[@TSBJunkie]

I know America is stupid, but you don't see us refusing to sell condoms and eat food when a president dies. The shrine to remember her in the middle of the Heinz BEANZ and "turning off the beeps" killed me.

[@fqnto1]

bro the bees news lmaoo 😆😆 like imagine the bees are crying about it

[@Evanz111]

The story today is that one woman queued to look at the queen twice. TWICE.

[@RomeinG.1918]

2:32 that’s exactly the kind of tradition I live for

[@dragonlover1476]

There are literally multiple classrooms at my school (in the US) which have the same picture of her posted on the wall somewhere in them. Literally just some random portrait of her in a fancy room. It's sad that she died of course, but the fact that pictures printed from the terrible, black and white school printers are hanging around is hilarious 😂.

[@Yournansaman]

Your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandad did not fight to be independent from Britain for this

[@SOLROX_]

Right when George said “we should only be eating proper British food at this time-“ I got an add for deliveroo talking about Indian food lol

[@seven5012]

walked past a whsmiths earlier and they had one of the RIP banners right above a display of "sorry you're leaving" cards

[@abbiewells1182]

George literally put 'RIP Lizzie' and 'sub to my main!' in the same description, lmao

[@cosmicjenny4508]

2:53 “Queens means Heinz”

[@ADesignersLife]

Take a shot every time George says “insane”…. 😂

[@dyingscarlet]

We literally have worse healthcare than the USA just because an old woman died.

[@alexslater8408]

The Queen most likely wasn't even in the box for security reasons

[@angelreilly8312]

Don't know whether it's to do with my autism cause I struggle to feel empathy for people I don't know personally but I'm really not bothered about this

[@wbaharry]

take a shot everytime george says 96 year old woman.

[@jamsaltifyouwill]

i’m more bothered about bank holiday monday than anything idk why people are freaking out so hard about this lmao

[@moonwalkbackward]

How it’s amazing

[@Raptor-ht1gh]

I find it funny that the bus said queen Elisabeth II and then said out of service because she is no longer in service

[@rhyshowcutt7407]

This is gonna be incredible 😶😂

[@joshleszczynski186]

As an Australian, this is a good laugh

[@jessicaholscher4097]

it kinda seems like no one knew what to do to show respect because a monarch hasn't died in any of our lives, so everyone just does their own thing, and expects everyone to read minds.

[@rachel_s_g]

The corgis mentioned in that post will have just noticed that their owner was upset and snuggled up to them in response. That's what my dog does if I'm upset and she's normally not very cuddly

[@NathanielKempson]

Queen: Dies England: Stops working

[@kiiturii]

she probably wasn't actually even in the box that people were queuing to look at

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

There is literally no reason for her not to be

[@kiiturii]

@@Emperorhirohito19272 I can think of quite a few

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

@@kiiturii you can make up a few sure

[@kiiturii]

@@Emperorhirohito19272 are you on copium because you queued for 14h for nothing?

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

@@kiiturii I’m actually still in the queue

[@lukayaba4793]

Center Parcs can be ridiculously cheap sometimes, going down to even £65 per person or something for 4 nights

[@graceallen5072]

Had an email from Ann summers letting us know they’re sending condolences. Rip liz you would have loved edible underwear

[@oliversherman2414]

I'm from the UK but I've been living in the south of Spain for a year and a half now I also happen to live near Gibraltar (a British territory) and I went there a few days after the Queen died. A lot of the stuff that happened in the UK after her death was also happening in Gibraltar at that time

[@edplaysbass7003]

On the whole "she wouldn't want all the fun to be cancelled" point - there's a great article in the New Statesman that argues precisely that. I can understand some things being postponed or cancelled, but does everything need to be? Probably not.

[@Oasismegafan2004]

9:52 and then there’s Diana in her revenge dress with boxing gloves on ready

[@Jammy3270]

everything is shutting down except schools, i was promised 2 weeks off when she died but i only get a measly 1 day :(

[@JH50166]

No one was ever promised 2 weeks off

[@fishstar2974]

The worst thing about it is the "not my King " guy was someone who just lost a chess match he didn't even know about the queen

[@ArloslvrrV0DS]

Saw this notification and I knew that this is gonna be brutal

[@WWNbroadcasts]

9:49 marvel post credit scene shit right there

[@UK-Government]

RIP Queen Elizabeth 🤍🕊

[@underwhelmingdeez]

Rest in piss. Should've happened 96 years ago

[@horacepfefferman4015]

wiv da angles!

[@zappgl]

when i first heard the news i immediately thought "what are george and will gonna do"

[@nevermnid]

I went to centre parcs when I was 2. Got some sort of eye infection in the pool. Which then caused an intense lazy eye. Had to have surgery on it so I wouldn’t go blind. Never again.

[@frosty8592]

take a shot for every time he said "96 year old woman"

[@hondacivic8222]

people think the queuing is insane to see the head of States coffin but are also forgetting that this has happened many times before in many countries. it happened to FDR, Stalin, Churchill, Tito, Hirohito. its not an uncommon thing for people to see the most human side of some of histories greatest leaders.

[@ddvsgd9508]

Still weird

[@caffeinated-cereal]

She stayed alive longer than the average human, doesn't qualify her to be a great leader.

[@hondacivic8222]

@@caffeinated-cereal she also saw the second World War first hand, was a major part in the largest empire in history coming to an end, lived through countless conflicts and dealt with political strifes and turmoil through the mid to end of the 20th century. she was certainly one of the great leaders of our time without a doubt.

[@caffeinated-cereal]

@@hondacivic8222 so im assuming she was in any way contributing militarily to ww2? She lived through political turmoil? My grandma has done the same, I expect a day of mourning for her. She isn't and wasnt a leader, the monarchy contributed nothing to the country for decades, she was nothing more than a tourism figurehead.

[@hondacivic8222]

@@caffeinated-cereal monarchy provided stability to the country during its darkest hour. also yes Elizabeth was in the military, not during ww2 but she spent time as a mechanic. although the role of monarch wad greatly diminished by this time the Royal family were very important to the stability of the country the same way as the Greek, Swedish and other nations monarchies do today

[@alfiedavies7227]

When I heard Liz died I just turn on my Xbox and played cod 😂

[@Ironbanner12]

Monarchists are something else

[@Moojingles_]

my friend skipped school today so he could join the queue to see liz's coffin the line is now 5 miles long...

[@larurentius]

The bees were actually buzzing. They never recognized Liz as their true monarch

[@Yournansaman]

How dare they! Don’t they know this is a period of mourning!?

[@brokenpebble7492]

ULTRA W BASED Memeulous

[@beerguy177]

finally another no context Britain 🙌

[@hyunjinies_dumpling]

2:51 HAHAHAHA NO WAY THIS LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A PIC I TOOK A FEW WEEKS AGO its was at a very large tescos in warwick, but ofc as it would be, the screen was an ad for heinz beans... BUT I DIDNT REALISE IT WOULD BE USED AS A MEMORIAL FOR LIZ

[@bellac6311]

guess she wasnt immortal after all

[@bananabread4075]

A true mad lad would've posted this an hour after

[@mchngrl._.2005.]

thank to lizzie for literally being the only news in my country, i live in South America and we couldn't care less for the queen

[@benlee3071]

You do care that’s why you commented about the queen

[@user-tj8lm4ri5j]

@@benlee3071 lizis in a box

[@tori-loo]

I mean I don't think she wanted to die, you can thank the media for that 😅

[@disneymore7941]

@@benlee3071 Lizzie's in a box! End the monarchy, and give the Overseas Territories their independence

[@YesIlikebananasSo]

@@benlee3071 yup, nothing to do with the fact that the video is about the queen or anything

[@Mona-.-]

People queue up just so they can say “I WAS HERE PogU” for future history classes

[@WyattW_]

Rest in Peace, Queen Elizabeth The 2nd! ❤

[@Tis1kay]

Never get over waking up from my daily nap to hear she was dead. Rip lizz

[@triplexd]

just met king charles iii in person, confirmed legend