Insane Headlines

Today we react to some of the funniest British headlines
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[@derekrobertson60388]

A British newspaper would be the perfect souvenir to buy for anyone on a trip to UK

[@abzinhoo]

Oh

[@hyperiushd5910]

@@abzinhoo Ayo was gud Johnny sins

[@grrlanachronism6249]

especially if you get the one with the page of naked girls on it

[@kieranwhitton3671]

Just not the sun

[@tori-loo]

And if you went to Florida you couldn't not come back with a Florida man newspaper 😂

[@neonjaystones1992]

As a Romford lad I can tell you that a man threatening mass squirrel genocide is probably the most Romford thing I’ve ever heard

[@matty__sharpe__]

i've seen you in a comment section for either Champaign supernova or don't look back in anger lol

[@dawnlawy389]

And i am proud to call romford my home

[@bumblebee924]

Can confirm as a fellow Romford resident that this is an average day in Romford

[@ItsKenny11]

As a Romford man too this is the truth

[@willward2324]

@@dawnlawy389 chadwel is better

[@potato1341]

If I had a nickel for every time Memeulous read an article about how someone killed a seagull over it eating chips, I'd have 2 nickels.

[@helloagain.andagain.andagain]

which isnt a lot, but its weird that it happened twice

[@lampylightbulb]

I loath seagulls so I honestly felt no pity for the little demons. Anything that eats the eyeballs out of live baby seals and constantly Steals food is dead to me. They're terrifying and irritating. Corvids are better

[@Jacob-bn9th]

We used to throw scissors at seagulls during lunch break at school, they are the most annoying scavs you ever seen, ruining your lunch at least 2-3 times a year. I'm not for animal violence but seagulls are twats.

[@arandomcommenter412]

It’s a shame they are illegal to kill hate in the states.

[@aliciax5854]

@@arandomcommenter412 They’re illegal to kill in the UK as well, why is it a shame you can’t kill them? Ik they’re annoying but you shouldn’t kill them.

[@knutschack8625]

George : “booo KZbin keep age restricting my videos” Also George : “this is an appropriate thumbnail”

[@YesIlikebananasSo]

Watch him get away with it this time too 😂

[@themug786]

This is why i love being british

[@boomskits60134]

Same here mate

[@phatboi6650]

George was really like "and with that bombshell, it's time to end"

[@LauraDora124]

I wish I could find happiness in something as simple as a overly large frozen chip. She’s doing something right.

[@LeveyHere]

I believe I, a Florida Man, would have the perfect vacation in the UK after seeing all of the silly little hijinks you guys get into over there

[@stika1055]

As a diabetic i would not be surprised at all if the henry hover incident is related to the off balance sugar levels as it causes the blood to literally turn to poison and you can imagine the mental and physical effects that will have on someone.

[@dylanhumble4858]

As a northerner I love being British and seeing constant menace on the streets of Manchester and Burnley when I visit

[@ActuallyHoudini]

the "woke t-rex" line is hilarious because all the trans girls i know are OBSESSED with dinosaurs. but its also funny because the david attenborough film is based upon what we know so far about dinosaurs and it was applauded for its accuracy, with some exceptions. atill funny that they think dinosaurs doing mating dances is "woke".

[@crazyscottishboi3822]

I think the article shown was about 'the last day of the dinosaurs' documentary and not 'prehistoric planet' but the point still stands that it's pretty funny that some people assume that when a T-rex is going about its life like a real animal, that it's automatically "woke"

[@babyyoda9407]

@@crazyscottishboi3822 “””It’s not fluffy therefore it can’t be an animal””” - 🤓🤓🤓

[@ImTheOfficialFox]

what?

[@expiredmilk85]

@@ImTheOfficialFox don’t worry about it

[@iLoafCallumKay]

Wait till they hear about peacocks...

[@controlbrains]

Aren’t newborn baby skulls still very soft, as they need to harden after being born? I’m still very worried for that baby, even if it said she was alright

[@_.CCelestia._]

Yeah that’s true. I took a forensic class and learned that newborn’s/babies’ skulls aren’t completely formed/bonded. There’s 6 separate plates of a newborn’s skull and there’s 2 soft spots on them that are really fragile. Im surprised that the baby was fine, hopefully she got checked after the incident. Got this from a site: “The spaces between the bones that remain open in babies and young children are called fontanelles. Sometimes, they are called soft spots. These spaces are a part of normal development. The cranial bones remain separate for about 12 to 18 months. They then grow together as part of normal growth. They stay connected throughout adulthood.” I was right, so that makes the incident really harmful to the baby, that man should be charged.

[@monkeydust100]

Nah that baby had it coming.

[@bandname]

@@monkeydust100 Aren't you edgy.

[@emstink]

I mean if they said it's alright, it's alright. They said "punched" but I imagine this might be journalistic hyperbole. According to the article, the girl only had a red mark on her face so it was probably more of a jab or a slap than a full force punt across the room.

[@meadowok]

@@monkeydust100 LOL

[@rifIedoII]

6:11am, hungover, delirious, happy for a new memeulous video

[@Yournansaman]

This was made 58 minutes ago it’s not 6:11 am

[@filly2299]

@@Yournansaman Timezones

[@rifIedoII]

omg i forgot i commented this lmao

[@lmetcalf-gc2ic]

I wonder if it's the same guy who punched the baby in Tesco as the guy with a box of crunchy nut corn flakes and was just annoyed of having to go to Tesco at that time

[@rodrigolyra7312]

3:44 why would anyone bring a 5 DAY OLD to Tesco 😭😭😭

[@Log-On-Line]

what else will you do with it when you need to go to the shop?

[@ghosty7754]

As an Australian I am offended that you don’t know that emus are native to us. Australians are like, 40-60% English. Do you know how tough it is? Everyone time someone makes a English/British joke it splash damages us! Honestly, you need to get your priorities right. Also cool Lego roller coaster, my brother has the same one

[@KS-jn5pv]

Realistically though, no one cares for Emu’s? They’re just big pigeons mate 😂😂

[@Justabloke.]

@@KS-jn5pv I mean I’ve seen emus nearly choke on small rocks they ate, also they eat their own crap, so not very smart

[@CartoDarko]

@@Justabloke. how is that a fair thing to say at all? pretty much all animals do shit like that, WE do shit like that

[@CartoDarko]

@@KS-jn5pv also wrong emus are fucking awesome, so are pigeons

[@curllum]

@@Justabloke. and yet, Australia still somehow lost a war against them

[@livcraftmummy]

As someone who has been in multiple British newspapers, starting in 2007, they certainly have done me bloody dirty.

[@JotaroKujo-ip5wb]

What'd you do is my question

[@livcraftmummy]

@@JotaroKujo-ip5wb ohh I was in this comp and I looked weird asf

[@endymionredacted1304]

@@livcraftmummy were you the guy that ate the bus seat

[@livcraftmummy]

@@endymionredacted1304 yep that’s me

[@endymionredacted1304]

@@livcraftmummy legend

[@esmeecampbell7396]

The reason the Police didn't investigate someone trying to break into your parents house but would investigate a man chewing a bus seat is the possibility of catching someone. If nobody saw the person trying to break into your parents house, the only CCTV footage would show probably multiple people walking around that area (or not show a persons face to a degree required to positively identify them) then it would be impossible to get a conviction. I mean what would you do? Start asking every person where they were at that time? DNA test the windows or door against every person in that city? Whereas some idiot caught full face view on CCTV doing property damage is much easier to find, and can be convicted.

[@MadaraUchiha-yu5vg]

Facts. but the police wouldn't do anything anyway because they only harass innocent people when they aren't pretending to be busy. Not to mention the fact that George's dad would probably be facing 25 to life if he dared to defend his home and family in any capacity so I imagine he didn't want the Police looking too much into the whole thing anyway.

[@esmeecampbell7396]

@@MadaraUchiha-yu5vg.... citation needed 🤡

[@Star_Joker]

6:53 I knew that was real, because I heard it on the Ricky Gervais Show. An unexpected GeorgeM x Ricky Gervais crossover, but not an unwelcome one.

[@pureunit4017]

What a show

[@arianghasemi9440]

Old memulous will never be topped

[@greatestyoutuber]

tell that to your mum

[@bludclart]

and when he fights joe weller hes gonna get dropped

[@LawKuro]

@@bludclart when he fights joe weller hes gonna get mopped

[@bludclart]

@@LawKuro now let's take a minute to talk about your mother

[@LawKuro]

@@bludclart cos shes been shaggin your dad's brother

[@callum9999]

The Thames is murky because it's muddy, not because it's polluted. It's actually one of the cleanest urban rivers in the world.

[@sadieblack149]

the amount of times i rewinded to hear george say “squirrel”

[@WestonNey]

British folk be giving Florida Man a run for his money.

[@WestonNey]

@SYED RIPEJ no ya dim pickle slurper

[@averyhennessey7104]

2:18 the correlation is that if you have a hypo (an episode of dangerously low blood sugar) it can send you into a trance where you do weird stuff and you don't realise what's going on, it's like you're really drunk but worse

[@RenderEngine]

Some of these you can just imagine Ricky Gervais from Afterlife showing up to take the story behind these headlines and having to hear the insanity whilst trying not to kill everyone in the room.

[@rossclark2952]

The burning wheelie bins has been going on for about 15 years in Scotland, everyone used to burn the blue recycling bins and stand over them and huff and get fucked up.

[@ronnieroberts3837]

Really hopes he turns this into a series

[@Harrys.Truman-fanpage]

As a non- Brit I’m so confused but obsessed at the same time.

[@JordanLane7]

The onion one reminds me of a time where I watched someone at primary school throw a banana half the school field at someone who was allergic to them on the head perfectly and he dropped having a fit, as harsh as it sounds it was hilarious

[@maxscardanelli6185]

😂😂😂

[@Simply_resharkable]

If they threw it half a field, they've earned that right tbh

[@weasl9764]

It's 8am I haven't slept and memeulous uploaded life's good

[@senseiplays4663]

george saying that cheesy chips and curry sauce is gross, is ironic coming from the man who likes fish cakes

[@hanna2787]

wonderfully cut at the end

[@parsleybeckett6335]

the seagull death at wetherspoons happened in my town lmao

[@thatfudgeguy7618]

I don't live in the town but it's my local weatherspoons too

[@izziekawaiicat4127]

Oh I love being British we are the most funny humans to ever exist big up Britain 🇬🇧

[@dannylen8830]

@SYED RIPEJ Finally your dad has returned home with milk - oh wait its a paid actor

[@A821-m2c]

you aren’t but ngl you guys are hilarious though

[@MRCANZ00]

@@A821-m2c who is then?

[@A821-m2c]

@@MRCANZ00 i don’t wanna say everyone’s equally funny cause i’d be lying, but there isn’t a specific group, it’s just a lot are but they’re definitely in the top 10 of funniest people

[@A821-m2c]

@@MRCANZ00 and british dudes are in the top 10 also

[@phoenixsilly]

always a good day when a george m video pops up

[@ashton5058]

Can’t wait for this to be age restricted

[@frownieclownie]

the videos not having outros anymore always catch me off guard

[@cyneelyte]

that ending was brilliant

[@thickpika2467]

This is easily George’s funniest video

[@twitch_embers4847]

Hello bigman

[@sircocoyes7451]

You mean small man

[@godaininja]

The weird thing with the first one is that I’m a vegetarian and I don’t try to push it on anyone at all, but I believe everyone should at least consider where their food is from rather than gleefully ignore it as many people do.

[@golden-corners9919]

Keeping it up with the abrupt endings for viewing time I see.

[@_.CCelestia._]

Hi George, its 2:50am here in canada. First time being early for one of your videos. The editing was good on this one. Edit: my god these new articles/incidents are so unhinged. What the actual fuck? I’ve never been to the UK but damn, its definitely more interesting there than here, for better or in this case, worse.

[@patsondakaenjoyer911]

It’s not Europe it’s just the uk

[@hogrider252]

bro ur in canada you have it easy. in australia, if you dont ride the crocodile, you become crocodile food.

[@loopy9559]

@@hogrider252 where did crocs come into this

[@_.CCelestia._]

@@patsondakaenjoyer911 ok fixed it

[@_.CCelestia._]

@@hogrider252 that’s fair, bit boring here lol but at least its safe

[@Alexissleepy97]

Are we sure the man who chewed the bus seat isn't Simon Cowell???

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

Don't think so. But the guy in that news article is actually in the comments.

[@michaelhickie]

Kay should go and see that massive chip, maybe take it on tour, I wonder if they cook cook it at binley mega chippy.. she could still keep it in the freezer. Maybe they should rename Maffs to Numberage.

[@jinxx153]

this comment reads as a 40 year old trying to combine a bunch of "british" jokes and references together to appeal to young people, not working mate

[@aliciax5854]

@@jinxx153 They we’re just making a joke, no need to rain on their parade.

[@abanana]

absolutely bonkers

[@beta-rexgamingtiktok4475]

Love you George 👍👍👍👍

[@celiabean7379]

The amount of people who get banned from Wetherspoons where I live is insane. Like well done you got banned from the cheapest pub out of the 10 in the town centre 👏🏻

[@aliciax5854]

Right? 🤣

[@roscomallin6911]

Lad chips cheese n curry with salt n vinegar is a must try

[@EL01-h4c]

This video had me rolling, the last one had me shocked

[@livcraftmummy]

4:38 HELP IM LITERALLY EATING DRY COCO POPS RN LMAO

[@emsleyoveep]

Seagull had it coming..Dont fuck with my chips!!!!

[@mikudayoooooo]

the onion assault guy gave me vivid flashbacks to onions thrown at extreme speeds

[@cartiaking3377]

never thought i’d see my hometown on this. big up romford

[@erin1532]

6 drinks a day would be enough for me lol

[@A821-m2c]

That thumbnail is wild bro

[@CarrieHilton-sx3pw]

The man who ate the bus seats looks like Simon Cowell

[@aleximikkonen6586]

eminem's been real quiet since tee garnett dropped this banger

[@EndyPres]

4:41 Slough high street Tesco 🤣🤣🤣

[@gabymacias9887]

GeorgeM video what a perfect way to start the day

[@pranavprankstergangster]

This will be a funny video I can feel it

[@ruxandraandreirautu5568]

I can feel it in my bones too

[@olliem-b3904]

that wetherspoons one is the local spoons😂

[@sofiabrown7629]

Curry sauce on cheesy chips is standard practice

[@somethingrandom7144]

Casual British headlines.

[@lailashepherd4829]

Baby needs to drop a diss track

[@lailashepherd4829]

@SYED RIPEJ baby made it big damn, living their best life in India 🥰

[@aequanimitas]

Chips with curry and cheese. I too thought it sounded gross, until I tried it.

[@kerryalbany3922]

"I know all the drug crazes", lmao

[@LoinerJoe]

I live near Otley Burger Company and they are goated, I remember when I got one of their menus through the post and it had some small print on it along the lines of “Princess Diane’s death wasn’t an accident”, also their food is really good

[@Alex__Buchan]

I know I’m six months late, but I’m really happy that George said, “serves her right” about the woman who parked in disabled spaces❤ coming from a disabled person, it really pisses me off when people do that❤

[@Log-On-Line]

six months late and still doesnt understand what that story was about

[@Alex__Buchan]

@@Log-On-Line lmao sorry just realised what it said 💀i was tired and i have adhd and dyslexia leave me alone LMFAOO

[@quickestscoped7603]

surely the guy who chewed the bus seat left some saliva, GET HIS DNA

[@tamsindave]

these are so chronically british

[@BlackestEyes709]

That seagull and 5 day old baby was asking for it!

[@georgehall7059]

5:52 that's one of the two Spoons in my home town (Gloucester) - I'm surprised it was that Spoons rather than the other one, but not surprised at the fact that someone from Gloucester has done that

[@Jordan-xk8tn]

With that thumbnail, i've never clicked on anything so quick in my life xD

[@9inejay]

That diss track was 🔥🔥

[@AngryBoozer]

Ah, so that explains why we had so many burned down wheelie bins here in Manchester.

[@imrizzpectless]

THE DRUG SNIFFERS LIVE NEAR ME IF IT'S REAL 😭

[@kinggqart4521]

Yes the are insane Georgus

[@basicbrittani]

Yo, that Madeleine McCann bit is wildly outta pocket 😂

[@nikobellic1691]

George have you ever encountered seagulls??? Come down to Cornwall for a week and you’ll want the species to go extinct

[@elliotphillips4209]

Missed the one where a nurse said bagsy not doing cpr at a nursing home

[@rohanshah7559]

Honestly, those seagulls had it coming. Hopefully evolution kicks in, and all the seagulls that like stealing chips get selected out from the pool permanently

[@Seagull_KRDB]

It hurt like hell george

[@akz4634]

6 drinks a day on holiday wtf😭

[@kensyre]

Five day old baby outside the house is insane.

[@_fatered_]

4:02 NO WAY IT'S BARRY, 63

[@joegilmore9343]

Saddened not to find a single LADbible headline here

[@jacktull9656]

2:15 The geezer from deal or no deal on a madness

[@xeoney]

8:47 He looks like Simon Cowell if Simon Cowell never became successful

[@ItzRobbie05]

EPIC COMMENTARY KZbinR GEORGE MEMULOUS UPLOADS ANOTHER ELITE VIDEO

[@beebabeeb]

British newspapers are national treasures

[@CartoDarko]

I will go out of my way to hunt down the fuckers that hurt seagulls, I will become the Seagull Avenger

[@voidresident_m4r127]

Lad, sorry to say this but British seagulls are fucking horrible! As well, they have been reported going for dogs and unfortunately, few dogs have been actually mauled by these vial things! In addition, they have even gone for BABIES! I am not kidding but those flying fuckers I hate them.

[@xx_ethereal_autumn_xx]

we had a steam engine from a parade type thing crash into someone's house on the high street and end in their front room lmao that was a good newspaper headline

[@Thelordofdawgtown]

8:46 Why is Simon Cowell biting chairs lol?

[@shumpp]

Love your vids

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

British Newspapers clearly only report the very best and very true news

[@ellifsyaa]

5:56 FOR ONE CHIP OMHG😂

[@RubyBlueUwU]

I mean, the lambs can hear him, they just don’t know what he’s saying lmao

[@cwircuit4037]

NAH NOT THE SOUND EFFECT AT 0:35

[@ElGoostyRocha]

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