No Love For Linux Users

[@skelebro9999]

At least he didn't whisper, "It's not Linux. It's GNU/Linux" in her ear.

[@Not-THAT-ChrisPratt]

She would have sprayed him with mace at that point!

[@wastedmondaylisa]

Just whisper to her ear: :q!

[@LibreGlider]

:x, cause I never make mistakes.

[@BrickTamlandOfficial]

SHE BANG

[@potatoes5829]

@@BrickTamlandOfficial no, thats #!/bin/bash

[@freemancardoso]

the email song by richard stallman

[@LibreGlider]

@@freemancardoso Saint IGNUcius

[@tator2345]

Linux is absolutely the BEST thing to ever happen in my techno/computer life, hands down. Linux is phenomenal and I love it!

[@user-ks1oh2wx6o]

Same

[@terrydaktyllus1320]

Absolutely, and it's amazing how it really annoys other people here when you say that. Linux is a case of "effort in = reward out". If you're willing to put in time and effort, you get a great and free computing experience. Some people don't want to put in that time and effort, they get jealous.

[@BernardoHenriquez]

Same, I do love it, and it is a value in my techno/computer life

[@Jacob6853]

Amen to that!

[@VictorMartins239]

Next time whisper: #! , cause shebangs

[@ringo8410]

Rookie error, DT: gotta say "*sudo* sleep with me" or your permission will be inadequate.

[@Tzalim]

Nice! Never thought about saying sudo. Thx

[@chudchadanstud]

I just go in as su. No permission needed.

[@bananaman9869]

@@chudchadanstudthat’s crazy

[@knucklehead99-z1w]

User is not in the sudoers file. The incident will be reported.

[@WalterLópezGaldámez]

🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@antinatalope]

I remember the days when I got excited over understanding how computers really worked. I learned to keep it to myself.

[@gimcrack555]

No one will listen to you. My setup at my home is the bomb. People ask how I'm doing this and people always say Wow! my computer can't do that. I tell them what I'm using to be able to do all of this. I say Linux and people just freeze up with their jaw open and drool running down to their chin, with a complete blank on their face. I gave up a long time ago, to keep all this great stuff to myself. My living room is full of Linux stuff, including all my home theater and sound system setup. People just can't switch from Windows to Linux, it's ashamed but true.

[@PixelBoar]

Your twin brother seems like a cool dude.

[@chuanqisun]

That’s what she said

[@greatestcait]

Whatever happened to playing with the GIMP?

[@-Engineering01-]

Hello you all virgin linux distro hoppers ❤

[@owojohnson1115]

There was a crack on my screen over the heart 🥲💔

[@OpenBASED]

When is the movie coming out?

[@exnihilonihilfit6316]

This video made me quit the idea of learning Emacs and waste even more time. I just slapped myself in the face. Thanks, brother! Needed that.

[@sweatyass895]

This video made my day! Thanks DT.. btw I use Debian.

[@mohitkumar-jv2bx]

chad.

[@antinatalope]

I switch distros all the time.

[@OpenBASED]

Artix and Debian here.

[@MrFrog222]

I use Artix btw

[@Skelterbane69]

Same and based

[@Peterdge]

Great video!, My girlfriend was actually interested why I don´t use Windows anymore and decided to give Linux a try 2 years ago and she never looked back 😅

[@catfan5618]

She is a keeper.

[@mareklorincz531]

i have a quetion. what did you recommend her for starters?

[@Zgembo121]

this was a personal attack

[@terrydaktyllus1320]

Then don't take it personally.

[@ElMarcoh]

A package update broke his system and it wouldn't stay up

[@matiasmarceca9997]

Excellent DT. Clap Clap Clap. Cheers.

[@Y34RZERO]

lol. My wife and I been together since Highschool. She was super into hello kitty and using a mac. I was super into linux and minecraft. Fast forward a decade and she uses linux now and we play minecraft together along with other games due to proton.

[@mumk]

ur brother is awasome

[@richard1311]

I say we start a linux emotional support group.

[@Smittron]

Even with using sudo DT can't get elevated privilege. No root account for you. 🙂

[@penguin2137]

he just wasn't in the sudoers file

[@Groovy-Train]

I whispered to a girl 'Hey I use Debian', she looked back at me and said 'I'm suddenly a lesbian'. 😐

[@nothpx]

it rhymes, and thats how you know youre really fking lone.

[@ScreenNameLoretta]

I don't believe that would happen. Debian is not cultic in its following. Arch actually is cultic, and most women don't want to mate with cultists (unless they're already in the very same cult).

[@Groovy-Train]

@@ScreenNameLoretta You are definitely overthinking the joke. 😆

[@ScreenNameLoretta]

@@Groovy-Train -- Or maybe I'm a natural "straight man" or "straight woman".

[@Groovy-Train]

@@ScreenNameLoretta Maybe you are.....or maybe not. 😄

[@SB-qm5wg]

1 min. I knew arch was going to get mentioned lol

[@skiddipskibidisigmarizzler]

Loved this video 😂

[@OLinuksiePrzyKawie]

You're a really patient Arch user. I would tell her that right at the beginning 🤣

[@averagetechnologyenojyer]

linux chad

[@donaldmickunas8552]

Simple, find women that loves Linux as much as you do. Just think how much conversation material would already exist.....maybe.

[@coder4937]

they would discuss vim vs emacs till death.

[@donaldmickunas8552]

@@coder4937 In my experience, they would probably argue thus my "....maybe". It amazes me how we humans think that just because something is best for "me", it must me best for "you". Utter nonsense. Each of us has different tastes and preferences not to mention interests, priorities, and abilities. While you and I may have some things in common, we are just as likely to be radically different in other areas like vim vs emacs or gentoo vs arch. This is why flame wars occur.

[@hanko5750]

Got a grin out of me. I use a homogenized version of Linux as I don't want to SUDO this or that to get through my day. Still it amazing how many people freakout at the thought of ditching windoze.

[@Cybergazer-n9o]

Linux has less marketshare but its users are a lot more vocal and there's more active online communities for it. There are more windows users but less "fans of windows".

[@Rockpat]

Bro speaking bars.

[@happylocksmith]

Arch is not for the faint hearted.

[@readyplayer2197]

pacman -S heart

[@Karla_Finch-Cluff]

Damn, I got lucky then. My spouse and I share the love of linux with each other and we both tell others we use Arch BTW 😸 Hang in there twin brother, you'll find the one hopefully ❤

[@mattpobursky850]

"Once you've had root, you never go back..."

[@CommanderBeefDev]

im like this is stupid asf, then punchline made me giggle, good delivery

[@SzBenedek2006]

My girlfriend uses arch linux btw

[@joserobjr7010]

beware! she might be trans

[@terrydaktyllus1320]

Arch is poor man's Gentoo - my wife uses all Apple, the poor woman. (I did warn her - "You buy Apple, I don't know Apple, I am not learning Apple just for you, you'll have to call them for support if you need it".)

[@jackt-z2m]

You mean boyfriend.

[@terrydaktyllus1320]

@@jackt-z2m Are you five years old or something?

[@حمزة-ف1ج]

I bet she is trans, right?

[@lorduggae]

I'm good then I don't have a love life.

[@jakeaurod]

Always carry some Tic-Tacs. What way, if you happen to slip and ask about Mint and she backs away, you can say you meant a mint candy because you're worried about your breath. She'll swoon and even if you realize she's not Mrs. Right, she can be Mrs Right-now.

[@MarkusHobelsberger]

As a fellow Linux user I can confirm this is the truth.

[@bufordghoons9981]

My fingers tingle when on the command line I type, "emerge --ask --verbose --update --newuse --deep @world". I think it's love, because I never had that feeling when updating Windows.

[@myfavytv]

Can't help but watch it again and again

[@chromerims]

Linux is very helpful and important for me. It is peerless in being what it is. Whereas if your time is valuable, kindly be advised: When it comes to time, Linux is a chongus whirlpool if you indulge it and yourself. Acres upon acres of info pages, kernelorg, the Arch wiki, config files, forums, and of course DistroTube! to name but a few. Scale of time-suck problem is runaway chain-reactive if you are keen: (a) to compare/contrast side-by-side with one other O/S how their respective resources are shepherded and processes carried out, and/or (b) to multi-boot whether bare metal or otherwise, while possibly co-sharing sundry resources with a non-*nix moiety. Kindest regards, neighbours and friends. P.S. You get buffer through the journey. So flex on.

[@PadhleBete]

Understandable

[@docopoper]

Dang, your twin brother has a silver play button too? What's his channel?

[@myfavytv]

We need to see more of your twin brother

[@afterreality53]

Who doesn't love penguins?

[@neilmarshall5087]

If you dont root pams cups you may get unwanted backdoor entry. Some kinds of popularity are no fun.

[@bobby-and2crows]

Top notch

[@khalilovitch_]

sudo pacman - S girlfriend. Error : target not found. PS: don't bother trying the AUR you nerd.

[@fredklier]

A friend of mine say that I'm like this JW of Linux, every time I meet him I ask “can we talk about Linux today” and “How do you work with IT and don't know Emacs!?”.

[@desireco]

Nothing that Framework laptop can't fix :)

[@BernardoHenriquez]

I love Arch, and I keep learning new technical stuff I would never learn in windows.

[@wolfgangfalck1250]

Rookie mistake I got married first, now her whole family is on Linux too.

[@Dutch1954]

Oh my goodness, what in the world are we to do with you? Just so very little hope😭

[@uuu12343]

I use (neo)vim AND arch btw ...yeah

[@thundreturtle]

[@ClarkeMacbeth]

You forgot to make a fursona, Distro.

[@a1g0rhythm]

As if talking about upgrading from Vista to 11 and Visual Studio will get you laid.

[@ahmedthebest]

very cool

[@nicholasmartin1558]

The word is that you finally stop being lonely when you stop distro hopping

[@Cyco_Nix]

Luckily, I found my wife before Linux was much of a thing. Although she did catch me with my 50+ floppies installing Slackware back in the day. It was a bit awkward.

[@ScreenNameLoretta]

You have two options: (1) Stop using Arch, and get used to a different distro, such as either Debian or LMDE or Tiny Core or maybe even Parrot OS; (2) Continue using Arch, but understand that (most of) the few women who might want to have you are themselves also users of Arch. I DON'T use Arch, BTW. Arch would require that its user (anybody, myself included) should constantly update and upgrade. I cannot imagine living with that thing on my daily-driver laptop!

[@alexanderl253]

Then I'm an exception? 😂

[@Amaling]

Luckily my love life was already in the dumpster before I switched, so nothing of value was lost

[@official.sirhaxalot]

Awesome

[@Jacob6853]

This is why I got married before getting into Linux 🤣

[@HomerSparkle]

To be fair, this applies to all nerds, not just the Linux varieties. Personally, I used to be normal. I hated it. I deliberately gave up being normal because it bored my tits off.

[@gustavojoaquin_arch]

Btw I use Arch

[@neilmarshall5087]

Just remember to root your firm ware.... Otherwise your ram may become floppy. Oh and watch out for Rust in your distro, so you can continue to be a home server for the coming years.

[@j03y__]

If you ever feel like there are too many women in the room, just start talking about linux

[@taratays]

We deserve to be better than that, first I got married than I switched from Debian to arch 👽

[@rolandixor]

Should've said it in Qt.

[@SirSavesALot1977]

She didn't use Arch btw.

[@davidkachel]

Hmmm, and all this time I thought it was my breath!!!

[@PoeLemic]

Well, this used to be how it was when you were in Computers and in IT, but things sure have changed. Now, I've got 7 kids with 3-exs (another 2 on the way), and spend tens of thousands in divorce court, paternity cases, and $2600+ a month in child support. So, be happy that you don't have all the drama. I've gotten beat up 3 times, and even got shot once by a bf of my ex.

[@someone01233]

I didn't know you have twin brother

[@dbtech4562]

Women have root access in the dating world.

[@roberto7102]

Introduce us an application to meet girls that use linux DT

[@chrisfromgreece-gr]

Luckily when i first started using linux at 1999 i was fat and not attractive so i didn't missed anything lol

[@CheapHomeTech]

Uh, seems to me if you are 180 off. It's the woman who should be worried about keeping you.

[@blion3d]

After a lot of years, I have a gf, I dual boot now, my gf aswell

[@mynameismynameis666]

still not as bad as Magic the Gathering

[@williamalexanderbernalgonz6536]

Hahaha great video 😂😂😂

[@rayjaymor8754]

lol -- I learned how to use Linux in the first place about 12 years ago thanks to a female youtuber named NixiePixel

[@skytale35]

Cute video. Linux users do have a tendency to let Linux become something more akin to a religion then a computing environment.

[@terrydaktyllus1320]

No, they don't. In my case, (Gentoo) Linux keeps me happy in my own hobbyist Linux bubble where I can have fun buying crappy and broken old computers, clean them and fix them, and then make them do stuff on the Internet again - sometimes they even go off to charities and out to people in the Third World who can make use of them. I get even more of a good feeling then also. I'm also happily married and have been with the same lovely lady for more than 30 years - me being happy with a day job in Linux and a hobby with Linux helps that, not to mention I'm also a great cook. Please don't label us all as zealots - I really could care less who else uses Linux, it has worked fine for me since 1996 whether it has 4% or 94% desktop penetration.

[@skytale35]

@@terrydaktyllus1320 yeah . . . they really do lol. "In my case" is fine for you, but it doesn't speak for everyone. Now, I am not saying "all" or even "the majority", but . . . a LOT of linux users really do treat it like it is a religion. "Convert from the evils of microsoft, don't sell yyour soul to Apple, join us and escape the tyranny of google. . . down with automation, live in the terminal, worship emacs or vim".

[@skytale35]

@@terrydaktyllus1320 sure they do, not all, maybe not even most . . . but there are an awful lot of loud mouth linux users out there who love to preach about the evils of Microsoft or apple or . . . hell any proprietary computing software or system. DT is great, and while your reply describes a person much like quite a few I know, it doesn't speak for the preachers, the proselytizers . . . the Jehovas Witness types that frequent the community. These are the folks that will see vscode running on a screen shot and try to demoralize you for it, the people that will condemn you for using GOOGLE lol. The types of people that feel that reject automation as blasphemy and champion packages that have been obsolete for 20 years. Not all, maybe not even most, but enough do it and loudly enough to scare would be transitioners away. You aren't like that? Neitehr am I, join up on facebook, any one of the hundreds of groups and count how many posts are just insulting windows . . .

[@dj-no]

yeah i imagine the first high you get from figuring something out on linux can really mess you up in some cases

[@skytale35]

@@terrydaktyllus1320 yeah it is, in your case, Gentoo is your denomination Let me ask you, and answer honestly. Why should I care that you use Gentoo? What is your motivation for telling me? Did I ask? Do you think you are somehow superior because you compile your packages? Do you assume I haven't? Gentoo was fine, a little long in the tooth for me but it is never really difficult to learn how to do what others have done before you, yet you felt the need to advertise your distro to me. You are exactly what I am talking about . . . and you aren't even aware of it. "I use arch btw, I use gentoo you arch using noob, try building your own LFS environment sometime" . . . not much different then methodists and baptists and protistants arguing over whos interpretation is correct.

[@whatevermait1]

this guy...

[@resofactor]

It's an Arch-thing, BTW

[@77seban]

😂

[@send2gl]

😂😂😂😎

[@snyde21]

🤣🤣🤣

[@daviusikse1486]

🤣

[@NesherAmir]

lolzDouble :q!

[@Hoztag3]

😂😂😂😂

[@vitorazevedo4472]

😂😂

[@snippy7990]

lol

[@JohnCastleSmokeless]

Bwahahahahahahaha.

[@porterhouse937]

Cringe

[@OpenBASED]

No, fun.

[@drmgiverdrmgiver5335]

This is stupid.

[@SlideRSB]

Please stop doing cringe.

[@mnky75]

DT: umount /mnt/DT/lilderek Date: I'M SORRY....WHAT?

[@JorgeLopez-qj8pu]

Microsoft Windows For The Win

[@dumbfloppa]

😂