no more tears

Except there were tears.
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[@weeniebeanie1721]

Why did you even bother with Undertale and OCs when you could've jut made more videos with L'Oréal kids bottles?

[@Gooseworx]

The L'Oréal kids bottle fandom isn't as prevalent, unfortunately.

[@setsers1]

Weenie beanie Bruh

[@setsers1]

Gooseworx lol

[@bamberghh1691]

Weenie beanie You should be in pvz heroes!

[@lorx9425]

Wow, Weenie Beanie, what are doing here?

[@Gooseworx]

L'Oréal Kids, please sponsor me! I love the way your bottles look!

[@skalbagge3131]

Gooseworx Why did you make this video?

[@antoine6464]

"Vive la France"

[@freddiefaulig8751]

Do "we are number one" next

[@notopsgaming8322]

I will send you a picture of my loreal bottle

[@EarthEagle336]

I was just about to say, this looks like an intense sponsorship

[@ShenDoodles]

I’VE BEEN RUBBING THIS INTO MY EYES FOR MONTHS, WHY ISN’T MY DEPRESSION GOING AWAY?!

[@errorcode9542]

Smoke it

[@soupmuncher1862]

no SNORT IT

[@noodles6156]

No... sacrifice it to the gods

[@ryancrazyrhino8976]

*Drink it*

[@IAteABox]

Have you been doing a full bottle a day? You really have to commit for it to work

[@jesterhatz]

I was literally crying today because my dog was about to get a surgery at the vet, but this just made my day. Thank you.

[@whyhesoears]

ik this is a three yr old comment but i spose that means the video lived up to its title, hope ur doggie is doin alright!

[@nokti...]

no more tears

[@efefseven]

THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE WHEN YOU GET LOREAL KIDS IN YOUR EYES

[@ashikjaman1940]

*Dunks head in bathtub filled with L’Oréal Kids*

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

*No wai-* God damn it.

[@prosperosmoon]

Those kids must be living it up

[@winglingdawn]

👁️👄👁️

[@Aveture]

All I saw was pain.

[@TheFuzzyPickle]

I thought this video was gonna be serious. And it was.

[@averycomer6038]

I have never felt so grim in my life

[@rufuslastname9121]

Seriously weird

[@chancesassy7963]

Seriously beautiful.

[@DylanMcVillain]

This is gooseworx were talking about, serious serious stuff right here, seriously

[@dyzaaster]

thank god i cause i was gonna say

[@h.p.wallnut9912]

I feel like every one of your videos is just a deep dive into your psyche and you’re just taking us along for the ride.

[@user-is2zv4sc6y]

Probably the best Loreal commercial of all time.

[@undead923]

This is your brain on shampoo

[@masonhhoffman]

TheUndeadGamer Lol.

[@fishhtickler]

TheUndeadGamer talk about a brainwash

[@asiabrown99]

Any questions?

[@75bonjovi]

Clovre *you stole my joke*

[@fishhtickler]

dumb stoopdid I'm sorry that we think the same

[@lizo.s1626]

and then there was no more tears, ever again, as we were all baptized by L'Oreal Kids

[@cadmus3179]

no more tears - loreal'kids

[@hailool9118]

My eyes hurt when I put it in my eyes I had no tears

[@I.eated.it.all____]

Lol

[@fartsniffer9999]

dude i used l'oréal kids practically my entire childhood, i already am baptized in that shit

[@croissant4321]

I remember using it and putting it directly into my eyes as a child

[@conkerlive101]

I never thought I would have an actually emotional attachment to shampoo.

[@AwsomeGamerDude233]

SHHHH NO T34RS. ONLY DR34MS.

[@akirakurusu861]

....Was that a coincidence? Or was it truly planned?

[@akirakurusu861]

Jimmie Eakins yeah I saw it on r34 myself, pretty hot actually

[@akirakurusu861]

Jimmie Eakins that’s were I got it from too, but I was curious so I searched it up. And... sure enough it was true

[@chemolcalico6792]

homestuck

[@nappotapo2672]

@@akirakurusu861 link? asking 4 a friend

[@NickOwens]

If this were a paid advertisement that would make it even better. I got some serious Cyriak vibes from this though.

[@mynameispat1134]

eh..

[@Privateerblack]

I wasn't the only one! Thank you!

[@OxeMizeria]

@Usurp Vision not only the animations but even the music and slowly upgraded non-sense

[@honzhk7931]

CYRIAK!!! YOU WATCH HIM TOO?! ;D

[@grandpaslippy5162]

cyriak is...*shudder*

[@thefrancix9316]

i have the sudden urge of buying a L'Oreal product and i don't know why.

[@Carlos-Mora]

TheFrancix cause you're worth it

[@betamike8676]

TheFrancix obvious oxymoronic subliminal messaging

[@75bonjovi]

Mineblock5000 a really fuckin' good one at that

[@parad0x448]

TheFrancix That means it's working.

[@captaincook420]

Yeah...

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

I was amazed to find out they still make this. No complaints.

[@user-iu3wl3lj4r]

This Animated is one of best Ms GooseWorx's Animated

[@AdorkableMarina]

I'd buy that stupid fish shampoo again just because of this

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

hodl up you use that too

[@cereiul]

SymbiontUV Plays Doesn’t everyone use it?

[@centaurstampede3226]

It’s not stupid it’s brilliant

[@TheeOK1]

Wait. . . It's a fish?

[@fartsniffer9999]

OH MY GOD ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A FISH I JUST REALIZED THAT

[@spacebun5049]

*looks at blunt* shit this is some strong stuff

[@drdubstep9275]

Timmy The Pleb XD OMFG!!!

[@spacebun5049]

Blueberry Bleach dafuq

[@northernalpine4350]

This is like the ultimate weapon against that one epileptic bully

[@rexytrexy7250]

U said no more tears but I am crying waterfalls, I no longer love you, Goose. You broke my trust and my feet.

[@Gooseworx]

You never loved me in the first place! Worst boyfriend 4/10

[@rexytrexy7250]

WOW not only did you break my trust and feet, you broke my HEART as well!

[@keewee7473]

Gooseworx the bottle reminds me so a penguin also FINISH KRATERBOMB

[@notopsgaming8322]

Gooseworx id send you my half used bottle of loreal kids if i could

[@fishhtickler]

It hurts to see a couple break up ; 3;

[@Zomboy123456789]

Goose is slowly becoming the next meme lord

[@Primal_aspid.]

Yes, she even has goose in her name, guess whats been rising in popularity recently? Untitled goose game, bam.

[@leanderstripes8978]

Or maybe the next cryiak

[@cuteshark7261]

Yep.

[@newvector987]

The real thing this does to your eyes is freeze them in such a way you want blink, it’s like see through segment, you don’t blink, you can’t cry, nothing gets in and nothing gets out

[@GriffinHelabiski]

Amazing video Goose, after watching this I am physically unable to cry and will never cry again 10/10 would recommend

[@sirtangerine1465]

I don't remember taking drugs this morning

[@iamaunicorn3675]

.-.

[@valenti_no]

SirTangerine I do😏

[@taintedpastries5975]

Stacie Is A Unicorn i like your profile pic

[@iamaunicorn3675]

Jade Elliott .-. .-. .-.

[@taintedpastries5975]

Stacie Is A Unicorn what

[@salm0n0]

what do you mean we haven't smoked the weed yet?

[@LicoriceWasTaken]

no more tears - the song that made me cry... so beautiful

[@sonofsoft9767]

OOH MYY GODDDDDD

[@Bubler]

drugs are good when they are given to kids

[@EmperorFawful]

Well, never smoke L'oreal. :D

[@pungorma]

Fawful you'll probably see space and soap babes

[@unfunnyguy1530]

And those soap babes are also L‘oréal™

[@carolyne803]

@@unfunnyguy1530 So you can literally fuck Capitalism

[@V1E4S]

Something about this just sends me into euphoria. Specifically 0:47 and beyond. 💕

[@thiccycheeser5866]

you have been indoctrinated

[@Lampthedestroyer]

Gooseworx music will always make me stim, no matter what.

[@JDoe-dh1mh]

This is your hair on drugs

[@RealValkor]

John Smith lol

[@RobertAniFreak]

. . . . What the fuck was in my coffee this morning ? * simply shrugs and drinks more *

[@N0VANE0]

no more tears in your coffee

[@eggsontoast4263]

It probably had L'Oréal in it

[@shadowtechfactories667]

@HTSans that's funny, I found milk in my drugs

[@jordanwait7264]

I love those bottles.

[@runicvision26]

Easily one of the coolest product designs.

[@phil5172]

Doesen't help when I'm watching this at 5:49 AM.

[@bennelson8667]

I genuinely just tried to press the time stamp it doesn't even exist

[@chrismic8087]

We've gone beyond the realm of the probable.

[@Tsuki_Konbu]

Chris Mic I stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back

[@hatstick312]

you're so loreal for this

[@idontknowanymore2437]

When I meditate, I listen to this. It genuinely makes me feel as if I'm traveling through spacetime as I achieve tranquility.

[@midnightsky5551]

blackhole blitz??

[@skalbagge3131]

So, this is how it is to drink Faygo and eat Sopor slime *fUcKiNg MiRaClEs*

[@luckieluckielu]

Julia Nord yikes

[@masonhhoffman]

Julia Nord *Slowly puts on Male!Terezi costume and puts Lil Cal replica onto shoulder.*

[@lr-]

wonk WONK wonk WONK

[@nouveaucrevette]

wait a minute...

[@tempest8342]

*_Wait one fucking second_*

[@mokeymokey1035]

*weirdness factor: undefined*

[@ElainaLycan]

You can't have tears from shampoo if it gives you an acid trip instead.

[@cerebr0]

Oh my god Goose, I had tears, I cried, that song, its... beautiful

[@dralien592]

Make more of these. I can't stop watching them. I've sent this vid to all my friends. I now have no friends. But it was worth it.

[@tasertag7513]

An accurate representation of me when high.

[@minmaxd_]

do you smoke fookin baby shampoo

[@shadowincvides]

Sᴄᴏᴏʙʏ Dᴏᴏʙʏ you dont?

[@minmaxd_]

shadowincvides bath salt is life

[@g0ldng0nads7]

I don't give a fuck witch is better All I want is the one that makes me high and masterbait myself

[@hello3830]

Sᴄᴏᴏʙʏ Dᴏᴏʙʏ Are you fucking gay? I smoke adult shampoo! Get on my level BITCH.

[@alexfernandez9799]

You lied: many tears we're shed while watching this video...

[@sixthkid6]

This is too beautiful... I am crying...

[@Duhad8]

My... my childhood! Its all coming back to me! You unzipped me like a bag Gosseworx and its all coming out! Oh god!

[@StickMaster500]

Is this what happens when you take every single drug at once?

[@anoldgamer6573]

StickMaster500 yes

[@ai-dooffical2907]

Chromatic/Chroma well time to buy me some drugs...

[@jumpmanguy]

The vibes literally made me tear up. And my eyes hurt. As if I out soap in them. ...uh.

[@badtranslator4689]

This is the best ad I've ever seen. Really, if every ad would be something like that, I would be happy.

[@user-fe2tn7qc4d]

It is most okay to shed tears, Gooseworx. Especially in the presence of a masterpiece.

[@WizardzWiz]

Great Christmas video 10/10

[@Lupiterz]

This is some Cyriak stuff right here

[@justafoxonyoutube4474]

If I ever saw a commercial like this for any product I would buy it

[@Ryanrichards8439]

I always watch this at night

[@cyan7244]

I don't think you're healthy, Goose.

[@fishhtickler]

Cham he's healthy meme wise...

[@cyan7244]

Clovre Can't argue with that, I suppose.

[@jaydonious9791]

Clovre She*

[@fishhtickler]

JayEnEm oops

[@loserknownasnebby1674]

No one: People after rubbing their eyes too much:

[@mr.jamtastick6055]

As someone who rubs there eyes every other minute this is very acurate.

[@Tellysayhi]

No tears mean it won't tear your hair, not that you won't cry if it is squirted directly into your eyes.

[@FeebleCatSoup]

I was not a bright child..

[@bandutime.mp4]

well this was one trippy hell of a ride

[@rulamantic]

Man, I just was in the middle of the biggest breakdown after holding in emotions And this is in my recommended I feel way better now No more tears, thank you Goose for this grand shitpost that actually worked like the title said it wpuld

[@Squintis]

I love this The eye bottles from my youth. And the maker of this masterpiece of a memorial.

[@Im_addy._.]

Idk why, I’ve never used L’Oréal kids before but this gives me some feeling of nostalgia

[@colehaney8836]

And just like that, I am now unable to feel the emotion of sadness

[@jhart6764]

it doesn't help I'm watching this at 3 am and cam barely think as is and I f all asleep ever few seconds and wake up to me hitting my phone against my face...

[@jhart6764]

I'm still not sure if I'm having a fever dream.

[@tonycervantes945]

J hart I'm watching this at 2:00

[@vladtepes2667]

I sleep in the day and i am watching this when i should be sleeping.

[@squidwardgaming5495]

Well ya know I still have tears that was my favorite kids shampoo and my local grocery store doesn't have it anymore 😭

[@ryanaaron4311]

10/10, my eyes had a hard time focusing

[@joshuastarcher6801]

The best advertisement campain

[@Theradioactiveemail]

"What happens when you drink from L'Oréal kids bottles that have been put in peoples eyes"

[@soupmuncher1862]

you turn into eyes that are happy

[@spookyjohn6543]

"How to stop crying?" Google:Think about positive things! *Bing:*

[@mileshaberman3657]

I’ve been watching you for years and years and you just keep getting better!

[@rodytroly]

I already knew Oréal kids existed but... No tears? I always had tears.

[@TerryMeme]

Its three in the morning, I hear my phone go off, I get this...

[@tigertony10]

This is false advertising, Goose. Me cried all the way through, I want my money back!

[@amcat8015]

This is enticing and threatening at the same time.

[@Reedsho]

Their travel patterns are magnificent.

[@catbatrat1760]

Only Gooseworx would come up with the idea to make a trippy musical sequence about a shampoo brand of all things and then actually DO it.

[@PM83166]

2/10 still brought tears to eyes

[@wigglewaganimation8518]

This is what you see when you drink the shampoo

[@bingo6073]

This is the last thing you see after the shampoo bottle falls on your foot and you begin to blackout.

[@thecherryhouse]

If this was how stuff was actually advertised I'd buy the product

[@onionking1963]

Your music has such a cool, unique sound to it!

[@Sk8TheGamer115]

Waiting for Gooseworx to jump on the Lazytown bandwagon

[@tyronide195]

Sk8TheGamer We are number one remix sounds like a good idea to me

[@leopardbunny]

We Are Number One but it's nothing but trumpets

[@cake226]

I can't help but replay this over and over

[@momby557]

And they were gone for the next 100 years of our childhood!

[@sharkb1tes]

I want a 1 hour version of this Please

[@nordicfatcheese]

You know, I'm just not going to ask.

[@entity707sfiles2]

Gooseworx leaves you with more questions than answers. This is no exception

[@novarender_]

1:04 2019 as December comes to a close and starts the new year, the last of the golden days of KZbin before COPPA comes and begins the fall.

[@N0VANE0]

(puts in eyes) THEY LIED

[@UselessDxmon]

I didn't sleep last night... And i do not know is this a real world or am i just dreaming.

[@tacogardevoir1794]

I'm just finding this now and I love it. cryzac style of the bottles moving around.

[@rokaq5163]

I want L'Oreal to sponsor The Amazing Digital Circus, and for Pomni to hallucinate this for the plug with zero context.

[@DHPBOfficial]

when you're high on lotion.. XD

[@corbinjones3086]

do you see this while using that soap and get it in your eyes?

[@absinthefifi]

Corbin Jones yeah

[@dumbfuckfluffyspider8752]

This explains why I no longer am able to cry

[@KingMB_XJ_Official]

they said no tears, but it made me have tears when i poured the entire bottle into my eyes. blunders such as this have consequences.

[@KukoBerry]

cyriak has taken over

[@Bacon_Hamilton]

how could you do this to me.. You beautiful, beautiful creature

[@Jelmerlicious]

This song really reminds me of Super Paper Mario

[@poogunmod8431]

Thank you, Goose. You have purged all the tears from my life and have replaced them with L'Oreal™ children's shampoo, now with watermelon scent!

[@nathanh8469]

This has cyriak energy but instead of being highly disturbing, it’s highly wholesome