No Noooo 😭😭 | Elden ring

[@kyokuo-oj2jc]

"What's 17 more years?" - a disappointed father

[@Cergun_]

I can always start again

[@HANGO__1]

Make another kid

[@Mr-screentime]

I think.... I think I miss my wife ( if you get what he misses her for)

[@aasnnithiamhuanok4389]

Your mother was more like a pet to me

[@HondoHondoHondoHondo]

That's why i love internet, people can chat about omniman just for fun

[@greasysox]

No that’s a mastermind right there, “he keeps switching weapons but nothing is changing what’s going on” king of psychological warfare

[@janaguirre4756]

Who's gonna tell him......

[@pseudonym_Renad]

😂😂😂

[@jadentattoos]

Hahaha 😂😂

[@andreywonttell4016]

A psychological attack, like an attack by sailors riding zebras.

[@lms3078]

@@janaguirre4756 you

[@doomslayerisunderurbed]

My man has ocean of blood

[@wilderklan1200]

lmao

[@TheStrongestLink-vu2gs]

Underrated

[@Ulteztoica]

Blood ocean starts playing

[@Capy.T182]

More like tsunami of blood

[@eintrachtfrankfurt9508]

@@doomslayerisunderurbed now there actually is a ocean of blood hahaha

[@indianwarlord6935]

Bro think he general grievous

[@frederickdawson2253]

This comment deserves more

[@traukend1510]

General keno….radan

[@ryanbauer3680]

Black Blade Kindred: Hello there....

[@Lazar100]

BEST comment XD

[@DanteSparda-rt7hy]

Ah, General Rahdan

[@gabrielpierry7480]

Not even Rykard was so blasphemous

[@30000beesinatrenchcoat]

Not even Messmer

[@Domarius_Greyrat]

​@@30000beesinatrenchcoatwell messmer still somewhat loves marika so he isnt as blasphemous as rykard, but still pretty damn blasphemous

[@deadly4656]

​@@Domarius_Greyrat🤓☝️

[@0002pA]

That's whx he was defeated.

[@ThorndaleSavage]

Lmaooooo 🤣 Preach bro

[@Reedn1]

Bros starting his own dynasty

[@jaegerMK1]

He gonna be Miquallested

[@Bumpusking]

I like how he has almost 200 bleed arrows and no bow 😂

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

That's a good thing lolz. Remember the havels double repeating crossbow spammers from dk souls 2?????? We often forget how good we have it vs back in the day haha.

[@seraphimmortal9978]

@@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 repeater crossbow back w dlc XD

[@simcoolgames120]

I was thinking he was planing to throw them by hand😂

[@TheRealDys]

Trust the bleed bro, its gonna proc trust

[@Rohenpark]

You shall know good players switch weapons during the fight

[@Icecreamgood100]

Bro's about to kidnap miquella

[@CrashoutCory]

Mogh is innocent💀

[@khaleddwl5192]

“Back in my day… We finished Elden ring on level 1, no weapon upgrades, no summons, no rolling, no jumping and blindfolded.”

[@justice999]

the most important of all: no breathing.

[@miimiibeschde4818]

That's luxus I played Elden Ring with only my feet

[@idontknowhowtonamemyself7414]

@@miimiibeschde4818 Nah, you need to perform a hand stand while playing with your feet, otherwise you didnt beat the game

[@miimiibeschde4818]

@@idontknowhowtonamemyself7414 I'm sorry

[@bananacorn4375]

the fact that some people do that is insane!(other than the blindfolded part)

[@scarsch1286]

“I will burn this planet down, before I spend another minute living among these animals.”

[@Katanski]

May chaos take the world!

[@TheRealGeorgeGibson]

“I can always start again… make another kid”

[@sthomjoseph1058]

Rebirth is a wonderful thing 😂

[@mrtequila4505]

@@sthomjoseph1058 😅😅😅

[@masteronepiece6559]

Another disappointment

[@exabood]

👊 👊'😵‍💫'👊'🤕'👊👊👊

[@heydudesmusic4112]

irl new game+

[@Kingzeeop]

“Are you sure you want to delete this save data?” *confirm*🗿

[@klaw-rp6ji]

Why do people say this? Just change the build not delete the save lmao. I shared my build with some people response is also "delete" like bru

[@Jikuri]

Son you forgot some flask and your family subscription has ended

[@Gamingbruver]

Finally someone with my profile!

[@Jikuri]

@@Gamingbruver brother

[@Tøraxus-12]

He got all the way to ng+5 for this, dedication.

[@jimakridge7639]

More than likely he bought those swords online.. very cheap and easy to get

[@increase9896]

@@jimakridge7639 even more likely its just a cheat engine and took him 15 seconds to set up this screenshot

[@mrg6991]

Na there was a dupe glitch for runes using the ps+ online safe. He probably just duped em bc you could give away non upgraded weapons

[@Caddy2893]

@@mrg6991I remember when the game first came out me and a couple of friends were duping runes and fully upgraded weapons all day 😂 Think I got to 556 and couldn’t carry on it was hurting my hands..

[@yamamotogenryuusai2640]

I sold that weapon starting Ng+2 hahah and now that weapon is useless

[@nishanj.r.4151]

So, two river of bloods were not good enough that you brought 4 more 💀

[@Cellthegamer]

Yes 😂

[@Ragul1245]

You have 6 hand ?

[@B0bath4n]

@@Ragul1245stuff them in your seemingly infinite pockets

[@rotofrim8096]

@@Ragul1245 General Grievous

[@beigarthavenir4988]

@@Cellthegamer B-but, durability isn't a thing? Why?

[@MichaPennington]

The blood arrows on the side made me die laughing

[@doodlebug4360]

I mean... last time I checked, rivers of blood couldn't fire arrows.

[@astronaut9322]

He got a point

[@brotheralaric7177]

he shot arrow with his ass.

[@andrew-rn9ui]

That's why it's an ass build ya dipsh** 😂 sorry no offense but come on brotha be smarter then that , we got millions of years of evolution developed behind memes 😂😂😂

[@ToMyCredits]

Bloody arrows out the hind side… bigger picture to weapons of choice here.

[@SoulOfUnderworldUwU]

Yea stacks of useless arrows 😂

[@Kamiko_Hanasashi]

As a bleed user, this man is a coward, don't use heavy armor, embrace the blood ronin.

[@alanknotts5975]

That's the build of someone pissed at playthrough #7 boss fights 😂

[@ramen_noods_01]

Yup

[@childeater7327]

Me as soon as a boss that’s not immune to bleed stars giving me trouble:

[@MFBloosh]

Ah yes, Rivers Of Arrows, my favorite.

[@boof994]

Gif of him just standing at the first step site of grace with two other phantoms waiting for 1 invader to gank

[@SuperlyFranky]

I use rivers of blood (only one) not for pvp or to make pve less difficult, but instead I use it because I love the ash of war, I love its design especially because it looks like Jetstream Sam’s murasama, and it is powerful. What I normally do tho to make it still a challenge when using it is only level it up when I feel like I’m doing barely any damage to a enemy (Edit: it took me until now to realize that leveling arcane effects bleed damage. Which kinda proves I ain’t using it to make the game easier.)

[@californiansniper2133]

Based on

[@blank54620]

I made a jetstream sam cosplay and love using rivers of blood

[@TLLegend-mt7bp]

I dual wield mine and in my opinion they are the best katanas before the dlc stuff

[@roxas4587]

​@@TLLegend-mt7bp they nerfed RoV bit too much so objectively moonveil has edge. but ppl can have personal taste tho

[@JustenNueves]

Using a rivers of blood takes more skill than using a greatsword and staggering a boss every 4 hits🤣 Rivers of blood isn’t broken like it used to be.

[@SGT_Squid_Dog]

Yeah. Its heart wrenching, especially if they have a suspiciously high collection of rune arcs

[@MaCAttaK]

@@SGT_Squid_Dog i dont get it? Rune arcs are good to save when u need a boost to a rune…. And if u can play without them y does it matter?

[@imab0t274]

@@MaCAttaK you get rune arcs from killing people in invasions

[@trashmagics]

@@imab0t274you also get them from just regular co op defeating any boss….I have a ton of them and I haven’t ever invaded anybody

[@MaCAttaK]

@@imab0t274 i no that but i dont get his comment

[@imab0t274]

@@MaCAttaK it means they’ve been terrorizing people in invasions with an annoying RoB build

[@Gaetan-Furminieux]

I swear on my life that it won't happen. He will play a full beast build (weapons and incantations included) and will learn to be humble. 😤

[@2oshow]

Good man, too many assholes that immediately think you want them to play blindfolded when you suggest a different build 😂

[@Gaetan-Furminieux]

@@2oshow Thank you. ☺️

[@lobbster1018]

YES i love playing the beast and crucible incantations only, that was a whole character I had

[@Wakari_]

@@2oshow exactly, these mfs r always exaggerating, its a meme at this point sure but half of them are actually srs

[@Armagilord123]

Make him run the grafted blade greatsword while naked the entire game

[@notcosmicfray]

Bro is general grevious lmao

[@0oo039]

Miyazaki made 200 for you, and you still use that, man. You personally killed Miyazaki.

[@Adminium21]

"Looks good son, as long as you are enjoying your time"

[@mlhx9181]

There's a distinct lack of burred and bloodbone bolts. Could use a few Kukris as well.

[@grimkxdo]

Remember kids switching to your ROB is faster than reloading your ROB

[@Leviathan1000]

Back then when rivers of blood was the only weapon we used. The day it lost it's edge would go down for it.

[@ClonserHalphalive]

I still haven't used it. Picked it up several times, but not once used.

[@WhiteWhistleBondrewd]

Same ​@@ClonserHalphalive

[@foxgeist3129]

I literally have never used it, beaten it 4 or 5 times now. Once by myself, and every other subsequent time with a friend trying to beat the game also. I saw on3 meme the week it was released about thw rivers of blood and just subconsciously rejected it, I guess. Looks fun, very annoying once upon a time to fight.

[@HamburgerHat1]

“We”

[@castanzofranzman2013]

It lost its edge because it became known as the spammers weapon of choice in pvp

[@Ishemotv]

My man got that ocean of blood in his inventory💀💀💀💀💀 Bro gonna be unskilled for life no cap 🧢

[@talljuggernautwithasword2016]

"Your honor, this shit." "Deathblight."

[@yeknoMecnaD]

Bro sneaking into the Shadow Realm to steal Miquella while hes AWAKE! All you need now is some sacred bloody flesh and ur good too go ma boy!!😂😂😂

[@AaronCano-lm6xs]

“The mark of a true lord…”-Malenia

[@thenerdmaster9381]

Oh God, a build that's well recognized as an effective one, the horror!

[@slaygadethicide]

Right lol

[@idkidk7606]

It's not just well recognized, it's been effective since the game dropped. There are people that refuse to use other weapons solely because this singular one exist.

[@digaum1657]

found one lol

[@Mrhellslayerz]

Mfs when there are other weapons: "i MiGhT aS wElL pLaY wItH mY hAnDs TiEd To My BaCk WhIlE bLiNd FoLdEd!1!!" I completely understand Elden Ring's fanbase can be real assholes when it comes to builds, but holy hell the amount of spite you can get from not having the most overtuned Reddit build on Earth is also insane.

[@viizualstm]

He knows the ways 😂😂😂😂 once you figure out that blood build is actually cracked u don't go back 😂😂😂

[@morganelli0t]

That’s why when you’re working on your son’s creation you need to do a lions claw flip onto bed for a better efficiency

[@TheCanineContrarian]

Seas of Blood

[@Kinkoms]

Man Lorry's death in the series still hits Hard, Rick literally never cried before

[@MidKnightOTC]

"This. This, son, is why you'll serve and NEVER lead."

[@1-2519]

“It’s okay son, as long as you’re playing the game and enjoying it doesn’t matter your build”

[@rosannaparadiso2463]

Bro is general grievous from start to finish wars

[@rosannaparadiso2463]

Star Wars sorry

[@AB.I.S]

“Wait… no, no. Put those down. There can only be one!”

[@Björnvar]

“Son, playing elden ring was a privilege, a privilege that you now no longer have”

[@PeaShooterCommenter]

I think I fought this guy when I was in haligtree yesterday. He invaded me when I was summoning people and he had ALL that on.

[@Thukuna_king_of_curthethh]

Bro has arrows because why not

[@hollowsonictale702]

Pov, you encounter this player. You: Hello there. This guy: General Tarnished!

[@Finnious-The-Great]

The bloodline dies there

[@Vexen4]

Equipping blood arrows without a bow is such a disrespectful flex 😂😂

[@Amiritelads]

"Yes this is my son. He's autistic"

[@rmwilliams8193]

Hahahah

[@Captain_Sanders]

M8 I’m autistic and I don’t do that

[@30000beesinatrenchcoat]

as an autistic, not even I would commit such debauchery

[@Amiritelads]

@@30000beesinatrenchcoat @Captain_Sanders You guys are right, RoB syndrome should be its own category.

[@rmwilliams8193]

@@Amiritelads full dribblers use rob

[@GrandAngel]

"You having fun? Yes? Alright, keep it going"

[@fearofdeath2129]

Im going to take identity check, because that kid is not mine

[@absolutedegenerate2992]

*Paternity test*

[@absolutedegenerate2992]

@@ZachZone nah im not fatherless, mine was just an abusive prick who was either gone or beatin on me or my mom

[@SoloEcho]

Stacking up on those bleed numbers😂😂

[@seanbspitericornish]

Why did bro call me out 😭

[@Meta_bolt]

Please, join the OOGA BOOGA instead

[@seanbspitericornish]

@@Meta_bolt I am tempted.

[@seanbspitericornish]

@@Meta_bolt or maybe I'll join the snipers instead with the bolt of gransax

[@springbonneh7496]

@@seanbspitericornish”Professionals have Standards”

[@seanbspitericornish]

​@@springbonneh7496The build is too strong bro... Can't go back. Beat Malenia 1st try + Promised consort Radahn in like 20 mins.

[@EatRecycledFood]

RoB for every day of the week except sunday? That’s righteous

[@broccolin]

If you have even a single FP flask, you're disowned.

[@dakotataylor993]

Honestly hard disagree. The ash of war are cool and add flair. Played all the dark souls and I agree Elden ring builds make the game easy but it can also make it fun if you don’t hyper build around weapon Arts. Nothing quite as cool as no hitting a boss and then finishing with a super long wind up ash of war.

[@broccolin]

@@dakotataylor993 I know the FP flasks were to spam Corpse Piler. The comment was not meant to be taken seriously

[@isaacbruner65]

My strength build has more FP flasks than HP to spam the ash of war.

[@305backup]

*laughs in Square Off*

[@nolantreadway4706]

Giant hunt 🗿

[@brandonpaulsen1137]

Dripless Tarnished, one must extinguish thy meager flame. -A saddened DS player

[@1_vs_1a]

To be sure 6 rivers of broom broom hits hard

[@Eo-ms3kw]

As long as he changes the fashion this looks perfectly fine to me

[@antoniosandoval7680]

That Varre mask is pure disrespect on such a poise filled set. Almost like they enjoy making them bleed.

[@mark1240]

if my son doesn't show me a holy strength build im disowning him

[@ИванМостовой-ю9т]

Father: How is it that my son is gay?

[@Alex.Hustad]

grow up

[@ИванМостовой-ю9т]

@@Alex.Hustad ? Can I have a more detailed answer?

[@rmwilliams8193]

You let him wear his sisters dress my brethren, it’s on you.

[@ИванМостовой-ю9т]

@@rmwilliams8193 The child's socialization often takes place in a circle of peers. And sometimes even earlier if he has been surfing the Internet since an early age. Unfortunately, most parents think that setting parental controls or partially restricting access to certain content will somehow protect your child from degenerative LGBT-related content and so on. But the truth is that parents should not limit the child, but independently teach him life values and instill education.

[@Anstreki323]

​@@Alex.Hustadcry harder 🤡

[@BleBame]

I love the equipped bleeding bolts with no way to fire them.

[@hypotrain]

I would be disappointed to. He should've just went for double slash nagakiba

[@Hellboy99922]

Yeah there’s so many better options for weapons I think this is not chosen cuz it’s one button needed

[@Zenkai200pump]

Nahh, what's in the physic? Now it got me wondering 😂

[@Guy76I.K.D.J]

I’m so glad I grew out of my bleed arc

[@KizWhalifa.]

Thou shall never part ways with the blood

[@babblejacks2818]

Ha "ARC" i hope that was intentional.

[@3limin8ted89]

@@KizWhalifa. nah id play a dragon knight

[@kanardy]

Bro was a blood shade back in the pontiff days 😂

[@famisepta7308]

I graduated on my bleed arc after fighting Renala on my first playthrough lol

[@Cardiocab]

Bro was so bloodthirsty that he forgot to equip something to shoot those bolts with

[@stringa01]

Side note. This scene of The Walking Dead deserved an Emmy

[@Besno]

Bro is the true lord of blood

[@darneseshadow]

No not this racist build

[@SoggyMann]

Bleed builds are funnest builds in game, they crazy powerful yeah but the feeling of thinking your cooked agaisnt a boss then getting a crazy bleed is like no other

[@kingcreedo6010]

Imagine being upset for other people playing the game with items in the game meant to be used in the game

[@XesTube]

He doesn't even use the other quick item tab

[@krillset]

Bro I beat the entire game with one rivers of blood wtf is so bad about this? What the fuck am I missing here?

[@californiansniper2133]

You played the game on easy mode is what your missing 😂

[@DestructiveF56]

@@californiansniper2133its not even that good anymore

[@aldobarra6847]

@@californiansniper2133 thats such a bullshit 😂 you get the sword really late in the game and I loved to play it too for a while. And before you ask. I've killed Malenia with a normal sword, cant remember anymore. Without summons, shield, and ghosts the whole game. Fromsoftware fans are really retarded.

[@aldobarra6847]

Nothing is wrong. Play the game like you want to. The other players just have some small D Issues and have to compensate it somehow.

[@californiansniper2133]

@@aldobarra6847 you beat the entire game spamming ash of wars dont talk boy

[@Cdoom541]

Real men play Elden Ring like this No breathing No bathroom Blind No audio As a matter of fact no monitor And yes no tv either Underwater No controller Electric drum kit No sticks instead pool noodles dipped in battery acid, naturally Not allowed to use belly button to pick up the pool noodles, must use telekinesis to pick them up Not allowed to use mind based telekinesis, too op Must use 37,452nd atom of left testicle to use the telekinesis Fists only in game No spells No incantations No talismans Level 0 No armor No healing Overloaded If an enemy gets within 3.7265846 miles of you you instantly die and ultra-nightmare is in effect must start from the beginning Memory wiped every time you die Must 100% the game Only allowed to walk backwards In addition to being underwater must be upside down and chained up Being brutally whipped Being flayed Being waterboarded Chinese water drop torture is in effect Inside of the brazen bull The run must be sub-12 seconds If you die your entire family gets flayed alive and dragged to the bottom of hell to have perfect suffering for all of eternity If you die ai will make an indecernable deepfake of you murdering 400 children Ahh, like a man

[@Thiccron]

This made me laugh out loud 😂😂😂

[@siongamesSW]

Bro really it's Power from chainsaw man 💀

[@Mr._Maidenless64]

W build, only complaint is that there aren’t enough rivers of blood😂

[@TheTeslaTy500Show]

He really Maidenless

[@Brekkenrick]

Blood for the bood god? Mabey? Propably? Fingers crossed.

[@imbadatnames3227]

Damn it man, now i gotta start over again

[@roflcopter453261]

I mean, at least he had the determination to go through 6 ng cycles for all of those rivers of blood.

[@senskrad5860]

Oh my child can do this whenever he wants... After beating the game as an Ancient Dragon Cultist and committing to the Dragon Communion to honour Lord Placidusax by hunting those lowly drakes. When he beats Bayle using only red lightning he can play however he wants

[@Dr_donkey21]

This is diabolical, im flabbergasted

[@DubbleLime]

This would mean the kid is in NG+++++ at least? Gigachad kid, I'd be proud af.

[@sikevillain]

The vibes give me *Your a f&$#@&@ disappointment* Soldier boy to Homelander 😂

[@gvjooshstar]

Bro's got the whole Amazon's river of blood

[@Marwan-khalid]

The Gankest build ever its a pain invading such people💀

[@Renegade_Noob]

Bro thinks he's Jetstream Sam

[@belikewater8287]

Bro has the most craziest blood build

[@Trayzentheinfinite]

I rate this 7/10 for being functional and making sense as long as you ignore the 4 extra rivers of blood

[@jacobniemann4756]

The fact he doesn't even have a bleed bow but has bleed arrows equipped 😂

[@danielholland3991]

Its the 6 fucking ROB that got me 😂

[@valenking4862]

Not even my 2 rivers of blood can be this...this...

[@mysteryneophyte]

That was my favorite show of all time Andrew Lincoln is an awesome actor but anyways yeah this is hilarious

[@Owlzeroxd]

“I will never pay!” - Motivated Dad

[@justgetit]

"Look dad I'm stacking bleed."

[@americaperezzamora9628]

Bro really got to NG+6 to get those rivers of blood fr💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Koifin3]

son absolutely obliterates everything up until Elden Breasts

[@SilverWolfGames240]

"All the other kid with the pumped up kick better run"