STRAIGHT PEOPLE BEING FUNNY FOR ONCE? (BISEXUALS REACT) | NOAHFINNCE FT NOTCORRY

WE R BOTH BISEXUAL N FOUND THAT STRAIGHT PEOPLE CAN BE FUNNY.. NOT ALWAYS.. BUT SOMETIMES
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[@NOAHFINNCE]

HELLO HOMOSEXUAAAAAALS

[@ilikebeesandtrees9644]

Hello!

[@whx.xoo3]

Hellooooo

[@clairestrom4775]

Hi!

[@hypergutzz2474]

ELLOOOOO

[@Elsa-kq7bw]

HEYYY

[@charlie-oe6fc]

“because baby humans heads are too big to have give birth” words of wisdom.

[@echo932]

and to be good at it 😌 we're making a new bible. baby human head big too have to give birth good at it.

[@andrew-vu3ju]

“Women can hold swords” HOW DID THEY SAY IT AT THE EXACT SAME TIME-

[@TheBirdGuy923]

Great minds think alike 😌

[@NOAHFINNCE]

IM STILL BAFFLED

[@briwells6867]

@@NOAHFINNCE haha baffled

[@azulBjort_1406]

Now the real question is if anyone else think of She ra when they said that😂😂

[@notcorry]

Honestly I can’t believe it happened

[@ABBS2385]

"Woman can hold swords" I'm still surprised how they said that the same time.

[@tai4263]

They were too lmao

[@beth24421]

Amazing.

[@alicecruse2886]

And the same tone too

[@salamanda11]

“Marriage is the issue!” “No, I think it’s your family.” 💀

[@aliuros8552]

Lmao

[@fernanda______]

lmaoo

[@lilnugget4606]

Marriage is the main reason for divorce

[@coffee6687]

@@lilnugget4606 wow

[@luvr.brooky]

"MEN ARE MADE FOR SEEDING NOT LEADING" - Corry "See I can rhyme too" - also Corry

[@danone2414]

try rhyme in English with anything that's not -ing -ed ending

[@Itz_Kelsey]

@@danone2414 Cat and Mat. Dog and Hog. Red and Bed. UwU

[@prettygay]

@@Itz_Kelsey red and bed both end on -ed tho lol

[@tealkerberus748]

Except that botanically, a seed is a structure produced by an ovary. Cis men don't produce seeds, they produce pollen. I'll leave the allergy jokes for someone else to make.

[@rubymaed4815]

Corry blaming Noah’s views on marriage on his family’s inability to stay married is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day

[@tai4263]

It’s just- ME TOO NOAH AHSJSJAJSJA

[@suze2093]

@@tai4263 yep same

[@Me-ss2gq]

3:38 'Women can hold swords' What in the soulmatery was that-

[@millielach545]

That was so cute

[@shay5555]

"women can hold swords" was so in sync. they even paused for the same amount of time before saying it

[@troubleddove]

They both thought about it for the exact same amount of time🤣🤣priceless

[@funeralgirl]

"corry and noah standing up for women for 10 minutes straight"

[@katzenkinderr]

But they are not straight but still are standing up for them

[@Tori_100]

More like as 10 minutes go bi

[@Sam-zu5mr]

Yeah, it's enough to make you puke🤢

[@FXLLENPLANET]

@@Sam-zu5mr stfu lol

[@howsey1935]

@@Tori_100 that’s amazing

[@mjpeanuts]

“We don’t need to marry men anymore, marry your gal pal!”- Corey, 2021, who is currently dating a man

[@hayo9107]

I watched this with my best friend, paused it at this part, looked at her, and said, "If we're both still single at forty, we're marrying eachother." She laughed and said yes. So guess who isn't dying alone! 😎

[@mjpeanuts]

@@hayo9107 LMAOOO

[@daddylonglegs3420]

@@hayo9107 WAIT THIS IS LITERALLY AN AGREEMENT I HAVE WITH MY STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND THAT WE MADE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BAHAHAH

[@hayo9107]

@@daddylonglegs3420 Haha! Thats so cool.

[@madal3nar]

i do wanna marry my gal pal

[@wilbursoot3449]

Noah: Its pride month and you know what that means! Corry: Time to hate the straights Noah: No!

[@harinder13137]

YES

[@meimorie]

I was in a relationship from ages 17-22 (actually, dated him from 15-18, then married & stayed with him until 22). And he was the only one drinking & sleeping around. So I left him. Now I'm married to a woman. :)

[@waytoobiased]

Or, according to historians, you have a roommate

[@hayo9107]

✨Character Delvolpment✨

[@randomnessandchaosgaming6309]

YAASS YOU GO GURL

[@aarongambill6373]

This is the future Liberals want

[@aarongambill6373]

(I’m not actually a Conservative, gonna say that now before people take that too seriously lmaoo)

[@Me-ss2gq]

the INSTANT regret after 'be good, or Daddy Kinkmas won't bring you gifts!'

[@kurapikakurta1997]

Daddy kinkmas I’ve been a bad boy

[@Yoimiya_Lover29]

@@kurapikakurta1997 NO 😭

[@shayny99]

"I was once a heterophobe, but now I'm a heterophile" How powerful

[@j_fenrir]

The reverse of a redemption story

[@ko-lq7vu]

@@j_fenrir corruption arc

[@j_fenrir]

@@ko-lq7vu and i call myself a fangirl smh

[@Ghxstienet69420]

So powerful

[@detectivepinkerton3258]

"Time to hate the straights" I'm with Corey on this one

[@antheia__]

I read your comment right when he said that lmao

[@andrew-vu3ju]

Same 😂

[@alexrandomshitshowyt8916]

Agreed it is time to hate straights

[@acesspaces380]

Let's not hate the straits, but merely be amused by these straight types.

[@emmy8893]

Same

[@stigma1525]

"because baby heads are too bigs to have give birth. Did I say that correctly?" Yes you did, I've been saying it wrong this whole time..

[@luisaediting6105]

“Look i have no arms. Where have they gone?“ “i found them“

[@michalhoffenberg1242]

“Noah and Corey being feminists for 10:55 minutes straight “

[@arianas7866]

10:55 minutes gay😌

[@simpingforsaebyeok2072]

@@arianas7866 thats bad bc?

[@arianas7866]

@@simpingforsaebyeok2072 it's not bad?

[@simpingforsaebyeok2072]

@@arianas7866 well you sounded like you were saying it a bad thing

[@arianas7866]

@@simpingforsaebyeok2072 so i said 10:55 min *gay* when the original comment said 10:55 *straight* as a joke Since Cory and Noah aren't straight It's not me saying being gay is a bad thing i literally am also gay lol

[@user-tj3qc8vj1b]

THEM SAYING "women can hold swords" AT THE SAME TIME JUST UTTERLY SHOCKED ME I WAS QUITE IMPRESSED.

[@andrew-vu3ju]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE! 🏳️‍🌈

[@gummy5343]

You 2 💗💗💗

[@taleamaier8211]

Thank you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@alexactually1802]

Whoooop yes!

[@whx.xoo3]

You too ❤️❤️🏳️‍🌈

[@silvergold1602]

is anyone going to pride UK?

[@isabellabryant3909]

I came out to 3 people today as asexual. Happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[@evelindenisee]

congrats

[@isabellabryant3909]

Thanks 😊

[@giuliariommi8643]

Good job! Hope it went well🏳️‍🌈

[@aliuros8552]

OMG CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

[@waffles9250]

Go you!!! I love that confidence!!

[@mrbeans4002]

why is the “BISEXUALS REACT” in the title so funny to me-

[@elegantdisarray]

Noah: "What if she really needed pickles?? She was in a pickle crisis...She was feeling pickle-ish..." Me: She was...In a pickle???? Me: A PICKLE PICKLE

[@EternalGalaxies]

As a person who enjoys both pickles and wordplay, I approve this message. 😂🤣

[@carlarosi8104]

I was looking for a comment like this YES

[@FXLLENPLANET]

read this when it happened

[@kashmikapillay7550]

Does anyone else think look on Corey's face when Noah called them a straight couple was pricelss?😂

[@berrydragon6141]

Timestamp?

[@cuinho]

@@berrydragon6141 0:37

[@zsuzsisz9263]

Focusing on the straights during pride is like getting a birthday cake for the annoying other child who just can't live through a day that's not about them

[@saige6348]

As a woman we appreciate you guys standing up for us, you are the type of men we love

[@FXLLENPLANET]

@@Sam-zu5mr are you saying trans men aren’t men?

[@yerazkaligian7862]

Rhys trans men are the kinda men we love. thats because of people like you

[@coldstrike3434]

Oh men need to stand up for females? I thought women were the issue and that you were strong enough to fight for your own rights.

[@Bewareoftheleapord]

@@coldstrike3434 that really was not the point Like just saying that someone was being nice doesn’t make you a tiny baby weakling like….????

[@rubymaed4815]

“And two, maybe girls just don’t wanna date you” I am inclined to be more likely to believe something that rhymes (it also helps that this is in fact factually correct)

[@El-sc4wu]

"Baby humans heads are too big to *have give* birth." -Noah 2021

[@SN-zr1tb]

"When a baby horse is born it just comes out of the horse and starts skipping around"

[@aceatlasska4343]

@@SN-zr1tb also he called a baby horse a pony smh

[@joy7367]

my sister used to say everything that rhymes is true when we were little, which was actually rather easy to convince her it wasn't true as her name rhymes with poop in our native language

[@fjdjjdjddj]

corry's face when noah said "your favorite straight couple... US" killed me

[@natalie666mikaelosn8]

I’m bisexual and my friend is lesbian and we made a promise that by the age we are 35 we will get married if we don’t have any one just so we won’t be alone. Yes, me and my friend probably have issues I just wanted to share my story

[@kailvslav]

I'm bi too, and I kinda did that with my best friend the other day? like she suggested it as a joke (she's straight) and now I am confused lmao

[@heys4yJUMP]

hey, that's the situation with my friend, a while ago we said we would get married if we ended up alone bigger but in the end it turned out that I like her and she likes me and we're actually dating.

[@shotosgrandma5937]

Ummmmmmm, if you are willing to marry them at 35, but not be their partner NOW, that probably tells you something. Don't marry because you are desperate. I've been single for half of my adult life and it's SOOOO much better than being married to the wrong person

[@itsjustaboutfire3035]

"Women can marry women now, they don't need to marry a man anymore"~Corry 1:29 THE BEST SENTENCE EVER, THIS SENTENCE DEFINES MY SEXUALITY 😂😂♀️❤️♀️

[@uwish1144]

"Marriage is the issue." "No, it's your family." This hit home dkdjdjd

[@briwells6867]

Why have a wedding when you could just eat a big cake by yourselves at home? You can even dress up if you want to

[@hayo9107]

That's just a regular Friday.....

[@randomnessandchaosgaming6309]

I will know live by that- yes yes very advanced

[@kurapikakurta1997]

It’s like how we have to get a ring. Can I get some new Pokémon game or something instead?

[@nabilk46]

the best thing corry has ever said "no amount of working out will make you have a less shitty personality"

[@soulgazer11]

Ok but Noah's face whenever Corry rants about something is just so damn cute. He gets all smiley and blushy and I totally get it. Listening to someone you love get so passionate about something that you're also passionate about is just 😍😍😍🥰

[@j_fenrir]

"Are there any benefits to marriage." CHANGING YOUR NAMES TO LITERALLY ANYTHING LIKE WORLD-DESTROYER

[@j_fenrir]

Yes i did just come from queerkiwi's video, and what

[@glacier6880]

ajskajs I also came from queer kiwi’s video

[@pippin7016]

I think the line "no amount of working out is going to fix your personality" has gone underappreciated. 7:57

[@sebarmbruster]

“Look! I have no arms. Where have they gone?” “I found them”

[@broskistepaside6191]

That was so funny I burst out laughing

[@apexartnerd7238]

Also the sword one- so many men don’t know what to do when I am in a professional setting and hold out my hand for a handshake. My dad took me to buy a car and i held my hand out to the guy when introducing myself and he looked at my dad like I was a crazy person- might I add, he just shook my dads hand.

[@briwells6867]

Everyone keep an eye on your grandmothers. Corey's on the loose

[@grdzzz2875]

"Women can hold swords" AND THAT'S CALLED COUPLE GOALS

[@tadiwanashechoto3676]

Ouuff I just turned 17..... guess I’m waiting until 23 for a real relationship 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@asya4898]

HI NOAH YOU MAKE ME FEEL REALLY COMFORTABLE IN MY IDENTITY AND I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THAT ILYSM

[@unknownskater7326]

ME TOO

[@hayo9107]

YES!

[@asya4898]

@@olliewolframe1176 YES EXACTLY

[@Ghxstienet69420]

I AM ADOPTING EVERYONE IN THIS REPLY SECTION NOW. I AM YOUR NEW GENDER FLUID PARENT HELLO (OFC THIS IS A JOKE SJFJJFJD)

[@Eri_cutie]

Cory: Time to hate the straights :) Noah:NOO D:

[@Nicolas-jd2iz]

JGKSOAÍGJSKKD

[@finnfinn4405]

noah and corry being a feminist duo for 10:54 minutes straight

[@sassybdassi6686]

"whose hair is this?" I LOST MY SHIT LET ME TELL YOU

[@luishenriquefalconifilho2124]

"What if she really wants a pickle?" - "She can have mine" - Okay, I lost it here

[@FlotsamCarnage]

When Noah goes on a rant about the difference between baby humans and baby horses 😂 as someone who has given birth to a human baby that is 100% accurate.

[@rithx_x7286]

1:48 HAHAHA YOU REALLY DISSING NOAH LIKE THAT *dies of laughter*

[@eleftheriak.8889]

7:15 guy got rejected and apparently forgot how attraction works. Maybe she just doesn't like you, it's not like there needs to be a reason for her not to like you. She just doesn't

[@luxtwirler7814]

That's it. I'm getting "Women can hold swords" tattooed on my forehead.

[@washyourmouthoutwithpope1334]

why are you such an attractive couple this isn't fair

[@lettherebemorelight6]

I am still a heterophobe, not yet converted to a heterophile, but maybe if you guys do another video together you can convince me

[@sunnybunny6275]

8:57 Lol as a girl yes, yes I absolutely do go for the prettiest laptop. Because I know shit all about computers. My best friend, however, who is also a girl, is the biggest technophile you will literally ever fucking meet and knows everything about computers, and shouts at me for my criteria being completely colour based 😂

[@JJB989]

Corry's laugh after 'do not resuscitate' was absolutely priceless 😂

[@CryingIntoTheAbyss]

"Marry your gal pals" you know what, I JUST MIGHT

[@potatosauce]

If only women care about the superficial aspects of things, then explain why I always see men in cars where they've ignored or sacrificed performance in exchange for making their car (subjectively) look cool :D

[@larrrybear1995]

Found you guys recently and I’m super proud to be an underachiever 😭😭❤️❤️

[@waytoobiased]

NOTHING COMPARES TO THE LIFE OF AN UNDERACHIEVER

[@happinesspridejoy7394]

Ah it’s a good day when Noah and Corry post

[@richardgimbel2230]

Hey! I recently came out to some friends as bi and I wanted to say that y’all were a huge help in giving me the courage. Happy pride!

[@acesspaces380]

As a straight person I can say with full certainly that we are not okay. 😂 Honestly though, these videos are always amazing and kind of eye opening.

[@elliotweckstein8138]

4:40 literally made me laugh and my day at the same time-

[@shortjonesy2864]

I love how they both said "women can hold swords" then they looked at each other surprised, "we didn't even script this" 🥰

[@maddragon291]

I'm stealing "no amount of working out is gonna fix your personality." Thank you Corry

[@tealkerberus748]

Fun fact: there aren't seven colours in the rainbow, there's twelve. Red, brick, orange, gold, yellow, lime, green, teal, blue, indigo, purple, magenta. One for every month of the year - so we can celebrate Pride all year around!

[@faeiry5623]

WHAT THATS SO COOL

[@avidreaderetc]

The whole time Corry's face was going 'uhhhhhhh? Don't think that's right' lol

[@elda9981]

3:30 *Me, a female fencer:* But I....what?

[@johankonow3788]

"maybe straight people should have rights" im dying😂

[@bibop-vj2pc]

yeah i feel like what men are expecting from women like being small, weak, obeidient, cute etc etc shows how they infantilize them its so problematic in manyyy ways

[@edensaraga7215]

“Not your grandma” HAHAHAHAHA

[@idlecorville]

"no amount of working out will fix your personality" GOTTEM

[@ryliewagner7426]

"Marry your gal pal" i will if we aren't married by 30. or if we go to the same college that way we can live off campus.

[@Didi-wo7vd]

Noah: *agressive pointing* "dont say anything, i need to collect my thoughts." Corry: "whos hair is this?" Noah: *stares in confusion* this made me laugh lmao

[@mariom6884]

I love you both,very much.But Noah is getting handsomer every day.What’s the recipe?Happy Pride Month,dudes.

[@lovemusicbandchorus]

It's the testosterone tbh. Keep this on the DL but us transes lace it with Make You Hot chemicals, that's why we're all so sexy

[@wormonstring5381]

@@lovemusicbandchorus HAHAH THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER HEARD

[@peterflorence4723]

Do another singing video with Corry! The last HSM one was amazing!

[@sniipwiip196]

Corry and Noah are getting even more on-time with the hello underachievers

[@idk.giacoia.4347]

1:51 “marriage is the issue!” “no, i think is your family” this has me laughing so hard

[@astronomygirl3492]

I actually spent the whole day watching your videos xD I really love your vibe and energy, even if you would make a video about the most boring thing on earth I would watch it and find it interesting

[@TheBirdGuy923]

I never thought this day would happen- Happy Pride Month, everyone!! 🥰🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[@hannahara._.537]

God I need a relationship (even if it’s only a friendship) like these 2

[@Fabala827]

5:05 everyone should read the book, “Who Ate the First Oyster,” bc it talks about the most important inventions/discoveries throughout hominid history, and the first entry is…. *drumroll please* ….a baby sling! Bc it allowed early hominid women to strap a baby to their front & carry on with finding food, shelter, etc. That allowed babies to be born before they were fully cooked, bc they were now able to be born completely helpless, and continue brain development without their heads getting too big to come out, while also not getting eaten by giant eagle things (which were real, actual predators of early hominids like “Lucy,” who was for a while the earliest hominid ever discovered). It’s such a fascinating book that raises some incredible ideas!!

[@ellaphantastic2779]

“Woman can hold swords” yes they can but mostly little ones, they’re called knives

[@wendyenamorado8582]

“Why’s your snap score going up?, Ha I’m just joking!” Men love saying JK 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 so relatable lol

[@wil4064]

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[@glacier6880]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[@ezra7762]

“I once was a hetrophobe, and now I’m a hetrophile.” The implications of it being a strange type of love with the ‘phile’ is something I live for.

[@AngelBeatsOtaku666]

I have a collection of videos I always go back and rewatch when I'm bored and don't know what to watch, and this is one of them

[@IPONJ]

"STRAIGHT PEOPLE BEING FUNNY FOR ONCE?" Wut? wUt? Huh? How's that?

[@aetherwasfound4669]

noah: marriage is the issue! me: i wholeheartedly agr- corry: no it's just your family me: -ee...well shit

[@amandadavis5687]

This is a masterpiece so much is so little time, you guys are so funny together 🤣🤍🤍love y’all

[@dynamight8105]

I have discovered you twenty minutes ago, and I think this is my new happy place-

[@alannabontatibus6440]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH COREY AND NOAH 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[@meli3481]

4:00 one of my favorite parts of this perfect video 😂👌🏼🏳️‍🌈❤️

[@kellerm67000]

YAAYYY NEW VIDEO!!! I’ve been binging your videos with Corry for the past week, excited to watch the new one hehe ALSO HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!

[@pikolinforever]

Hey. I just saw your Kissing in cars cover and i am so happy to see how much you've grown. Thank you for your voice. Love your music! Stay safe, stay awesome. Drink some water and thank you again. P. S you should do another Kissing in cars cover 😏

[@apexartnerd7238]

Flies fly into Venus fly traps because they actually have a pleasant scent that attracts any flies around them.

[@valentine3519]

5:54 no dude she's avoiding you cause your a creep not bc she wants to party

[@rougethebatislife7145]

His laugh is everything 👏

[@mushshrews]

why are both of your humours so on par with mine, i lit triple jinxed you with "women can hold swords"