TIKTOK MEMES FOR YOUR BROKEN HUMOR | NoBeans REACT

[@autobotCRSHR]

Grizzy, Doo, and Soup making it big, lol

[@mixednarwhal]

Haven’t they already made it big?

[@autobotCRSHR]

@@mixednarwhal those guys are small KZbinrs nowhere near Kaif & nobeans' level, lol

[@yessir6919]

​​@@autobotCRSHRIdk, sub count says otherwise. KZbin at least.

[@autobotCRSHR]

@@yessir6919 sarcasm and jokes don't translate well in text form...

[@yessir6919]

@@autobotCRSHR yeah... kinda sucks

[@lavaavalon]

"I hope you reach out to me, so I can ignore you" "I can't wait to go to your funeral knowing I could've changed that outcome" that is absolutely what best friends would say, they say that, but definitely would be there for ya

[@darius0lupus]

Came here to say that

[@torquetheprisoner]

sound like a missing lyric from stone sours 3030158

[@mellea1316]

​@@torquetheprisonerthat's not the lyric or the song title. 30/30-150, like a rifle round and it's grain.

[@Alejandr0varsay]

In Argentina there's a say: True friends are like blood....they rush to the wound, without being called.

[@nicksadventures5368]

what youtube is that from?

[@Necrobadger]

I'm sorry, if I buy a TV specifically for me to watch something, that's what it's being used for. You wanna fight me for it you can go somewhere else.

[@luckysloth25]

"I don't know, that's the sound I make when I come"

[@halg3625]

Why is the guy, on the right, in a comfy, lovely home, but the guy on the left, is in a dark room of shame and sorrow? What if they're not really friends? What if the bearded fellow, is keeping the other guy trapped, in his basement, and is forcing him to review TikTok memes? Blink twice if you need help! Lol.

[@rowanroberts7140]

Fun fact: chickens, like all birds, have cloacas. That means that the woman was correct is saying that she thought it was the chicken's ass hole

[@TiredAndBored]

I had no clue on what to watch. Perfect timing 👌🏻

[@314159BC]

Honestly, I’ve seen the second clip so many times and it always reminds me of the older SR videos. All in jest, but ruthless as hell

[@MsBlackdeath13]

“Wir suchen dich“, means “we are looking for you” in German. I think it was an advert for a job or something. Even though I didn’t read it the way they did, it’s still funny if said in English. Never thought about that way. lol

[@NeanderthalNorthman]

If your kid has never cleaned or cooked in their life, you have failed as a parent.

[@SrgntSavage41]

The garlic twister bit reminded me of a old sovietwomble stream, Womble was absolutely psyched about a herb grinder and gushing on about how great it is for cooking. Then I guess he sent an image of it to the ZF discord, then everyone on stream was trying to explain to him what it's actual purpose was while dying laugh, like womble was genuinely clueless about it's actual purpose.

[@Do-U-SmellThat]

I'm glad you guys are around when news pisses me off you guys make me smile😂 keep up the great work

[@tiago9977]

0:09 I'd love to see SR play Rainbow Six Siege, even if only in customs

[@AoRArchAngel]

That'd be a lot of fun to watch! The utter chaos. And you know half of them would be lost in the levels.

[@bandgeekforlife406]

The legs on the plane bit was, I think, someone stretching to avoid deep vein thrombosis. You could also stretch them where you sit and/or walk around a bit to achieve the same goal.

[@AoRArchAngel]

I was just thinking, that I would hope are people on like 10 hour + flights

[@gerbendekker3273]

Yes but also one can do this without aiming their various mid section-height orifices to the general public

[@tätt_ninjahr]

Finally no long intro, just the reaction. There are people who talk 8 minutes before they start the reaction, it's so annoying. Thank you too so much

[@ARPTakao]

Ayo TheDooo made it in

[@SlightLeeBased]

She thinks she was scared the bird just got momentarily kidnapped by some fast flying loud screaming creature

[@Bobal27]

1:03 There goes both dishwashers, actually.

[@harbs_cantina]

Also, I needed a laugh today. Thanks guys. Subbed!

[@roughwoof]

*I WATCHED THIS WHOLE THING... AND THE THUMBNAIL IS CLICKBAIT.*

[@harbs_cantina]

That team talk in the second bit playing Rainbow 6 is hilarious.

[@Pipa9437]

Yeah that part with bike.. It more looked like Prague and Dance House and there is a line for bikers 😂

[@DWGJay]

I love parents smug laughing that their grown kids don't know how to clean or cook. Congratulations, that's YOUR fault.

[@TheTrueBuster]

Yeah cos it’s never the kids fault for being lazy

[@discolizard712]

''average elden ring player quits after 2nd death'' *me having played the game 1 time and died 1 time to an invade and never played again*

[@NishiTheRat]

the egg went behind the stove, the reason it seemed to completely disappear was because it falling was blocked by the pan

[@Endgame711]

10:15 The girl with the dog and the yogurt HAS to be a psychopath. Who eats their yogurt with a FORK!!

[@caelodevorago608]

Shaving does not improve growth, make the hairs grow straighter, or affect growth in anyway. The closest you get, is the fact that the natural ends of the hairs have been cut, and are now rough. Old mother's tale to make cringy teens to shave their "summer" beards (Like some 'ere, some there)

[@cartooncritique6625]

0:10 Wasn't expecting to see the Goons in this video. 😄

[@aaronalkor]

5:00 I _love_ that video! 😂

[@DarkPrevaitor]

10:35 The real crime there was eating yoghurt with a fucking fork... What are spoons?

[@onlyxenolord7494]

So I believe that the seagull with the pizza is reall because I've watched one actually take a while dam pizza before.

[@NarestWhal]

1:46 - 2:02 Kaif.... thats not a pool, thats a flooded skate park lol.

[@Do-U-SmellThat]

No that never came from the owl😂 you guys are too funny

[@The_Keeper]

15:31 Thats an urban myth. Nothing you can do to the fuzz makes it grow faster. All it does is leave the ends stubbier, making it *feel* coarser when it grows out. The only thing that can make your beard grow is time... or lots and lots of steroids.

[@OkeyDave]

Wow the Dishwasher took out the dishwasher 🤣😂

[@donfir6330]

30:30 Guy just said: "I'm 26".

[@hefsak]

11:40 😂😂😂 can only imagine if I had a kid and they said that to me lmao

[@noisyash4234]

13:16 fun fact, chickens (and most birds) only have one hole which does everything

[@fatalrailgun9972]

I found the doo and kaif around the same time and they both remain some of my favorite content so it makes me happy to see them reacting to a clip when I usually clump the 2 channels together.

[@TheOddInfluencer]

I heard “shaving peach fuzz promotes growth”. If you mean it grows faster but cutting it, in fact, does not.

[@Redoubt9000]

Geez, how do those penguins even manage with a crowd of towering bipedal ape creatures yelling and screaming at them.

[@Bapringles]

Hey Glen, dunno if you're gonna see this, but just wanted to share my thoughts since I've been thinking about this for a while. Been here since your early days in Among Us, and it has been a fun ride. Don't exactly like the content you've been making recently, since reaction content isnt entertaining for me nowadays, but that's not to say you have to change it. I'm just some random dude that stumbled upon you by accident, so it's not my place to tell you how to do your job. My real purpose in making this is to congratulate you for how far you've come. It was a nice change of pace when you first started doing this type of content since your original goal in doing so was to use your Webcam more. You were originally shy, but seeing you now is pretty great to see, and it shows you've grown more confident in yourself, even if a little. I mean no ill will with this comment, as I truly hope you can reach whatever goals you've put out, especially with this rag-tag team you've found yourself in with the Salt Raiders. Good luck and godspeed in any future endeavors.

[@NoBeans]

Really appreciate this comment! It was never my plan to do less and less gaming videos to the point of not really doing them. I do hope one day I can find a way to make them work again. ATM I have just been focusing on what has been doing well. And have not found much additional time to do extra editing. But lets see how it is moving forward. Cheers!

[@Bapringles]

@@NoBeans cheers mate, don't feel pressured, like you said, just keep doing what you do best, so long as you're happy with it 👍

[@getemindvortex1007]

@@NoBeans personally i love the reaction content you've been making so it just means that you can't please everyone by making 1 type of video so you either have to make more of them or try to appease as many people as you can :p

[@AClericalRhino]

That fried egg went to the backrooms.

[@tobiasreinhold7642]

18:20 You hit the first of the glasses on the bottom. That way the bottom glasses all move slightly towards the right, causing the shotglasses on top to fall towards the left.

[@dhirendullabh8868]

13:41 for those concern the full video his foot touches the fence and he goes over. Missing the fence, he lands safely on the grass. No impaling😂😂😂

[@1988orpheus]

@15:34 it's a job ad "wir suchen dich", translates to "we're searching (for) you", both of the "ch" get spoken similarly to the "ch" in searching as well.

[@vincecramer7950]

That's the new and improved Beavis and butt-head owl 😁

[@VixenVulpix266]

Omg this is amazing channel

[@diamonddestroyer4869]

23:44 he hit that ganondorf down air😂

[@DeOneandLonely]

The robot one at 29:15 was working for 20 hours non-stop. I'm not trying to make it funny, it really was. Which goes to show, if a robot can't work that long...

[@patrickgriffy6200]

I'm sure it's been said already but just in case, the man running with the child up to the alter and then placing him on it was as I believe the father trying to do anything he could for his son who had some type cancer or something as bad and was terminal. The alter he placed the child on was some type of prayer alter and he wanted his son to be the one receiving the prayers. Sorry to be vague in the telling of the story but I can't remember exactly how it everything went.

[@ameliamae9227]

I heard people sat "falling in slow motion" before but I always thought there was no such thing, until it happened to me and it felt like the longest face first fall to the concrete that has ever happened!!!! I dont even understand how I did it and I still don't know how but I hope I don't experience it again!!!!

[@ShaneCamburn80]

Haha! I think you fellas didn't get the joke either! 😂 So the setup is to approach a random stranger, when they get pissed, THAT is the punchline, because they couldn't take a joke. lol

[@niclasskoglund3426]

They often don’t cut pizzas unless you Ask here in sweden atleast

[@mixednarwhal]

13:41 they cut the video to be funny but in the original video the guy successfully just barely missed the fence and was shocked but fine

[@tiago9977]

12:50 Toni & Ryan are funny asf

[@gfxsandman]

my tongue has been all over the place and my wife still lets me lick the lid lol

[@WhisperingWempe]

1:04 hey! There's me!

[@AlmostUselessPenguin]

Elden Ring actually has a pretty good achievement rate. ~70% of people on steam got past Margit & Godfrey, and 50% have beat the royal capital.

[@gamerknight2015]

Like how kaif said imagine having balance like that and funny thing i do, its not fun you get a lot of bruises.

[@Lenoxlanellc]

Females never being aware of their surroundings

[@ultraunderkil]

For the Riga Letonia meme, its Daugava and yeah, we jump in it..

[@NotSoFast71]

They missed the "Sweet Home Alabama" on the guitar after the daughter/girlfriend clip.

[@Lazy_Mammal]

eggs comes from cloaca, which is the only holes that birds have. The more you know!

[@ReginaldBWilson]

God I love that Goons clip

[@bennieleip579]

Only in America if you take the bike you’re emediatly seen as a bicyclist 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

[@bandgeekforlife406]

I got myself stuck in one of those little red cars when I was about 12. I think I was trying to impress my friends (somehow). They still have pictures of it, so that backfired :P

[@flyboy38a]

That airport scene near the beginning reminds me when I was in DC and this mom plopped her toddler on the floor which then caused the diaper’s brown wet contents to explode in all directions. I left the area immediately so I don’t know if she cleaned up her kid’s mess or some poor janitor had to do it. I guess it was better there than inside the airplane at the beginning of the flight.

[@cadestoffel2406]

While I do find this enjoyable, I miss the videos with boys, like agrou. While I'm not the youtuber, I still thinks it's fun to see both, and it'd be nice to see more of the fun you had like with the minecraft skyblock. Best of luck in future endeavors glen!

[@VicoSun]

Elden Ring first achievement - Roundtable Hold - 78.5 % It's VERY VERY BIG amount complete. Not from point of From Software but from scale game industry as a whole

[@wyattwebb6963]

Regarding the candle girl video, there are actually religious candles with political figures on them. I've seen them for AOC, Biden, Kamala, Hillary, and even Trump.

[@themightydragon710]

My humour and im from Newport. Yes lads so gladi found this 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[@filiprajtr8561]

6:00 The first part is Berlin then the bike part was in Prague

[@axebearer]

25:18 you can't tell in this clip because of the cropping, but I've seen the full video of that and the guy in the car is holding a gun by his leg. He's ready for that situation to go south. Dude outside is very stupid and very lucky he calmed down.

[@tuskam]

6:00 It's Prague (Dacing House in the background) and the cyclist should definitely not ride on the side walk. A lot of cyclist do it here but it is actually banned.

[@Trehlas]

10:30 this is why people letting dogs lick their face is absolutely revolting to me.

[@Xanderstrife2]

at 15:30 that sign says "New Start At Burger King - We Are Looking For You!" Then at the bottom is the website to apply at.

[@Lux_The_Cloud_Fox]

Did you know in Arizona monsoons are common for three months of the year but then it’s just desert time for the rest of the year

[@ioxha638]

6:15 I deliver in Oxford and the amount of seemingly suicidal cyclists who just pull in front of my van while I'm driving, and they have their own separate bicycle lane, is insane. They've got no self-preservation skills whatsoever

[@brucebruno842]

26:13 The dude with the sunglasses doesn't even budge, and I thought the red (jacket?) hanging on the tree, in the background, was a guy looking at his phone.

[@TheTrueBuster]

5:53 Clearly Berlin. Get out your bedroom boys!

[@ForemostCrab7]

Funny thing about Elden Ring, i actually Hate Souls games, absolutely hate them, but Elden Ring? I absolutely loved it, and funnily enough, i decided to get the game by watching Kaif play it.

[@lycidascrowe9278]

10:10 the weird Thing is - WHO eats Joghurt with a fork...

[@xXxDarkSoulxXx]

The ONLY good thing about getting old is now I can say whatever the f*ck I want and nobody looks at me twice.

[@samantha9900]

pleasantly surprised no one is raging 9:00 in. almost didn't hear it

[@Do-U-SmellThat]

The gays are funny to me😂

[@colaphoenix6849]

The rollers would work against drunk peoplefalling against the roller they wouldn’t fall over

[@michaelblaes9847]

26:42 and 29:45 were my fav's.

[@kubafraszczyk7517]

Anyone has a link to the Gary's story if it's on the tavern podcast?

[@Lets_Go_UW]

Best ketchup invention is ketchup chips

[@TheTrueBuster]

Really? Not squeezy bottles?

[@GalacticCenterOG]

8:06 the song Sweet Home Alabama was being played by the dude on the guitar. Alabama is known for incest and SA. I get that someone from outta the country wouldn’t make the connection lol. 🤷🏻‍♂️☕️

[@thetruth1862]

Dark Soul's was the same for me after like 2 hrs and i couldn't get past the first battle.

[@Salouba]

5:52-6:21 Glen says the video was in London in front of the most famous place in Berlin

[@Thescott16]

Mum filming her daughter fake cleaning instead of teaching her to actually clean is more depressing than the daughter fake cleaning for Tik-Tok....

[@AnaPeachy]

Teaching her to clean? She was pretending to clean so she obviously knows how, she just doesn't want to do it

[@Thescott16]

@@AnaPeachy Doesn't take a genius to figure out how to pretend to clean... toddlers do it ffs. "Obviously"

[@AnaPeachy]

@@Thescott16 doesn't take a genius to clean either. She's a grown ass woman, she doesn't need to have someone show her how to pick up a rag and clean

[@Thescott16]

@@AnaPeachy You've clearly never had to work with some of these kids...

[@FatherWulfric]

It's somehow only just hit me that glen has gone full reaction youtuber and completely stopped uploading game videos instead just appearing in the other SR members game videos.

[@gundarsmiks4889]

Yesterday i paid for coffe with a bunch of change, and put it all on the counter. The guy taking the money tried to do it with one hand, and i clearly saw its not gonna work. So i said "two hands, two hands!", and then i understood his other arm is not working. Probably from birth. I didnt say anything and just helped swoop the cash in one go and handed it to him. But its so weird, i didnt want to embarass or insult in any way...

[@schattenschuetze2867]

15:41 Its german and it says Were looking for you.

[@lul.t.6831]

Actually, the chicken one… she wasn’t wrong! Hens only have one… hole. It’s not called an a**hole, it’s called a cloaca, but same thing. ONLY ONE HOLE!

[@cojones8518]

13:00 The egg does in fact come from the chicken's butthole, sort of. Bird anatomy is different. The egg /reproductive tract, end of the digestive tract and the urinary tract all come together in a single outlet called a Cloaca.

[@eddyspliff4090]

"Wir suchen dich" means "We are looking for you" - its an job advert