Nobody asked mate

[@herrhartmann3036]

Calling the number 69 juvenile is a grave insult to anyone who was born in 1969.

[@billyhills9933]

Yeah, and that's why venues specifically ban 69er parties. Amirite, 55 year olds?

[@ew7339]

Didn’t ask

[@herrhartmann3036]

​@@ew7339 You're welcome

[@eekbeatsofficial]

69 🤣

[@ChowdiusPupperMemusII]

My 55 yo dad is juvenile

[@CartoDarko]

oh my god I cannot STAND people that start arguments, the other person blocks them an then the argument starter is like "lol i won, point proven" like huh no they just don't wanna talk to you 😭

[@htfs493]

Honestly, that was the worst one for me. Completely unprompted and hostile for no reason. Then he thinks he one the argument and that his “point was proven” because they blocked him? No mate, he blocked you because you’re an insufferable douche.

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@keepitclean8791]

I asked?

[@ew7339]

Didn’t ask

[@CartoDarko]

@@asukai we know dude you've said this in like 10 comments 😂

[@firdontft]

this subway review with 3 stars for not being a sandwich person for some reason reminded me of when i was looking for a restaurant to take my wife to. I was checking google reviews and I found a nice place which had a 1 star review saying ,,you can smell the food in the whole restaurant" lol

[@Michael.OJackson]

This was a good video but my enjoyment was postponed by my rather uncomfortable wooden rickety chair which i inherited from a cat lady in Romford back in 1992

[@imalwaysmelancholy]

Rather specific

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

@@imalwaysmelancholythat’s the joke

[@imalwaysmelancholy]

@@goldenfiberwheat238 i know.

[@Krovosun]

ROMFORD MENTIONED RAHHH!!!!

[@-cookieberries-300]

Final rating?

[@panxel8615]

This video has helped my son over his cancer treatment but we disliked it because he has hair.

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@ew7339]

Didn’t ask

[@screener0797]

@@asukaithat’s… the joke

[@choboibigly6565]

@@screener0797 That is also part of the joke mate

[@Vortexx-to5ir]

I asked, mate.

[@calumzmemez5075]

Who?

[@HAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]

​@@calumzmemez5075me

[@J_Pug]

​@@calumzmemez5075 Ronnie Pickering

[@calumzmemez5075]

@@J_Pug who's that?

[@BoxOfToasters]

​@@calumzmemez5075You know, Ronnie Pickering!

[@leolovett9665]

Spinach Recipe: -Spinach (Add more Spinach if you want)

[@WWNbroadcasts]

0:53 bro it has nothing to do with the original post…transphobes man they make no sense

[@yeet1066]

It's because that's literally all they think about, especially when their family doesn't want to be around them for it. It's like an endless cycle of brain damage

[@MayMoment_]

Im so proud of myself. Ive struggled with my mental health all my life, so im not sure ill make it in the workplace. The housing market is hard, so ive been quite worried about finding somewhere to move out to, but it turns out i already live in this dudes head, and i dont even need to pay rent!

[@satanslittleprince]

for real like thats just out of nowhere. like sorry, who asked about your brain issues bye

[@leena_asim]

1:07 is actually a valid thing to complain about ngl

[@-._A2._-]

Agreed. People can be self conscious about things generally be seen as 'attractive'

[@stitchgor3]

Fr

[@KevinLuper99]

​@@-._A2._-I hate it when people complain about the way they look yet I'd kill to look like them.

[@-._A2._-]

@@KevinLuper99 but that's because they are self conscious. Just because you think they look good doesn't mean they think they look good.

[@WWNbroadcasts]

Yea but I feel like the way she described it it wasn’t a actual concern

[@HMC.V]

Severely disappointed. With this video. Only eight minutes and 30 seconds of George. Honestly can’t believe it. I want a full 10 minutes next time George. Don’t fall short.

[@CyberTank2077]

nobody asked mate

[@Monkeyjuniorvr]

It’s actually only 8 minutes 13 seconds 147 milliseconds get it right

[@TheTopDrops]

@@CyberTank2077and who asked for your opinion?😂

[@CyberTank2077]

@@TheTopDrops who are you? literally replying to me when i sent that 2 days ago

[@TheTopDrops]

@@CyberTank2077bro your called cybertank2077😂 1k video 100 subs? Who are you!?😂😂😂

[@Carosbee]

1:15 I think this person is asking for more sizing options.

[@Lewtable]

7:40 Tbh the whole 69 = nice thing have always been one of those small things that you could probably look at and measure the point where there is a generational gap. From the earliest days of internet forums to around maybe 2014-2015ish I can't recall anyone finding 69 to be particularly funny, on the contrary it was the type of joke that everyone used to identify children on the internet whenever someone did find it funny, but after that point it somehow got fully accepted and memeified and it confused the hell out of me for the longest time personally.

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

69 got wrapped up in the post irony train but now people have moved on

[@zackestin1368]

The kids that found it funny are now adults who still find it funny and it bleeds into them becoming content creators

[@helvete983]

The question over nighttime erections shouldn't be how do you monitor this, it should be WHY?

[@General_Madness]

For a second I thought that this was a notification of someone replying to me omg

[@Gibberish02]

Nobody asked mate

[@AntarcticPirate]

The irony

[@Amieee]

r/nobod-

[@landon-oi9qw]

@@AntarcticPirate Nobody asked mate

[@holo-void]

me too!!!

[@featherfwd]

just had a panic attack but cant stop the memeulous grind

[@devxnfr]

keep making these new subreddit videos - i love them ngl

[@MooseMedley]

Perfect thing to take my mind off my parents being missing

[@Datfemboi]

I very sorry to hear this I hope you find them ❤

[@MooseMedley]

@@Datfemboi thanks love hurricanes are no joke

[@Datfemboi]

@@MooseMedleyomg I’m so sorry I hope they, and you are safe ❤❤

[@Flaccid_Child1]

I promise nobody asked

[@Datfemboi]

@@Flaccid_Child1 come on lil bro go to bed it’s past your bedtime

[@delicateants]

hi george:)

[@pumpkineer_3047]

Hi gorge🥺🤣👀👁️😱😡

[@n0-Lon9Er-Hvman]

I am now George.

[@luigi7676]

Nobody asked

[@DOOG_DOOG]

IM IN YOUR WALLS…..

[@Levi_welsh]

@@DOOG_DOOGwhy would anyone care

[@bluewolffpsfn8424]

Im in the hospital due to my eye being ripped out with a pencil but i can't stop the memeulus grind

[@Innerspacezombie]

fr?

[@CartoDarko]

?!!?!? dude that is mental hope you're okay 😰

[@froggyfresh08]

Nobody asked mate

[@jbock2753]

​@@froggyfresh08 😂😂😂😂

[@crunchothspinejustins.6148]

Did you slam your face into a pencil or smth

[@fragglespank]

"Hands - 5, Fingers - 8" U WOT M8?

[@NicoZeeMusic]

2:52 yay my post made it on :D

[@Fred-w9b]

Actually shut it

[@anomi1i1y]

wow! another george memeulous slay

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@ew7339]

@@asukainobody asked you to comment this

[@CyberTank2077]

@@ew7339 nobody asked you to reply this

[@dunkawunka2278]

​@@CyberTank2077 nobody asked you to reply to this reply

[@CyberTank2077]

@@dunkawunka2278 i hope you have a holly jolly christmas

[@RPGLover87]

Oh George, you said his name 3 times. You've SUMMONED Bryan Johnson.

[@CoolhALAW2]

I saw the notification and thought this was a reply to a comment

[@jennyanydots2389]

It might as well be. Keep a lid on it from now son.

[@keepitclean8791]

Who, asked?

[@PhantomOfficial07]

Nobody asked mate

[@jennyanydots2389]

@@PhantomOfficial07 But you had to comment... now its grape time fer u son!! Pucker up boiiiiiii!!!!

[@intergalacticadmin200]

Hell yeah a George video!

[@LucasXenon473]

I got this notification RIGHT AS I SCROLLED TO A SHORT THAT SAID "how i dress in school"

[@fartnuggetss]

nobody asked mate

[@LucasXenon473]

@@fartnuggetss i see what you did there

[@fartnuggetss]

@@LucasXenon473 mwahahha i dont mean it though x

[@LucasXenon473]

@@fartnuggetss oh okay

[@Mattlife97]

Oh silly 6’5 me! I couldn’t hear this video because my Bluetooth was still connected to my done up Subaru

[@L1am21]

Tesco have started doing an ad based on meal deal tier listings. Do you think they have been watching your videos?

[@Itscoltonjohns]

Nobody asked mate

[@TheSuperSurvivalist]

Incredible title

[@Carcansaw]

3:52 damn 10 fist push ups that’s crazy im shivering in my boots right now

[@roarvader5219]

1:05 Had to pull back my messy curly hair😭 and I couldn’t hear the audio because my Iphone 16 Pro Max was connected to my fully modded Hellcat in my 2nd mansion💀 just hit my head on the roof aswell! silly 6'6 me 😂

[@iane7474]

Hey arent you the guy who saved the orphans from the burning building?

[@ElliEhring]

Weren't you the man that saved all those people in the collapsing house?

[@makyescoffins8555]

The pain I carry with me everyday being 7 foot tall and having to live with a massive dong, thoughts and prayers to myself🙏

[@donnathompson559]

Sending you prayers 😂

[@GanzotheSecond]

the 69 one is crazy cus there's a decent chance that person was just born in 1969 and it has nothing to do with the funny sex number

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@GoCOD3]

Nobody asked mate

[@Innerspacezombie]

fr tho nobody asked is second only to skill issue in terms of being unhelpful. it isn't creative, it isn't interesting, and it doesn't continue the conversation or invite new points of conversation. it is really just a lazy copout that anyone can use anywhere when they cant think of a better roast or point of arguement

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@Innerspacezombie]

​@@asukai see?

[@Olbirtydastard]

​@@InnerspacezombieNot my problem mate.

[@patchso]

My guy might have been born in 1969. It’s not impossible.

[@darcyfletcher5499]

the funniest thing about 1:24 is that with this information all charted and displayed efficiently, he decided that the best place for it was twitter

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@pspfilms7505]

Nobody asked mate

[@Sonny_Buxton]

what's your opinion of the lung disease, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

[@AnnaM-26]

His British accent is just…. 😩❤️

[@singularcroc]

5:39 someone has never been to the steam workshop

[@princesswaspp]

1:24 i do NOT wanna hear about Bryan’s johnson

[@aWildJellieAppeared]

Great video! It reminds me of how my friends always nicknamed me Athena when I was in school

[@MrIrdatlan]

I constantly talk, and nobody asks, but i dont wait for someone to care, i just like to talk even if nobody asked.

[@elcie04]

The very earliest I've been for a youtube video

[@Fredric_Cedrich]

That dress one is a humble brag imo.

[@Caplonky5]

I didn't ask for you to release a video, but they always make me happy : )

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@fartnuggetss]

nobody asked mate

[@Caplonky5]

​@@fartnuggetssfair enough

[@CleanSockQ]

0:50 spitting straight facts

[@satanslittleprince]

gay facts* im turning you gay

[@auchrism]

i love george memeulous slop

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@konobuzoggu239]

"using the numbers 69 in your username is very immature" i mean...what if the person was born in 1969? lots of people have the year of their birth in their usernames

[@Prehistoric_YT]

It is moments like this I am glad I subscribed.

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@Prehistoric_YT]

@@asukai nobody asked for your reply mate.

[@ew7339]

@@Prehistoric_YTor your comment tbh

[@Prehistoric_YT]

Exactly.

[@shaun2463]

That text from a co-worker in 2019 (first clip) actually seems like it was just a mass text to everyone. I've had times when I've ignored everyone and everything for weeks for whatever mental health reasons. I think they were just being upfront and honest in case anyone worried

[@TheBestMalePersonEver]

I knew it was George by the title

[@emmaheard5250]

You should definitely treat yourself to some fancy chocolate 😊

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@N3rdyB0y]

Yay I love your videos!

[@JH-ib8no]

Take a guess what I'm bout to say

[@Olbirtydastard]

​@@JH-ib8noNobody asked mate.

[@TheQueenRulesAll]

Everything that is old becomes new again....words, clothes, cars, music,....

[@squidgychurch]

Nobody asked you to post this mate

[@bettysupremacist]

innit

[@gnome5057]

o-o-o-o-owned!!!!!!!!1`11111111111`1234152312`423112`43246w16412`1`t5rr2

[@auchrism]

innit

[@Obsesseswithplanes]

innit

[@TricksterNow]

innit

[@Dumanimations32]

I asked mate!why would you say that?mate is so nice 😭

[@devxnfr]

keep makig vids of this subreddit - its good ngl

[@dugsssaojwvej]

Quadrilateral garlic

[@mikkosimonen]

Anything: Transphobes: This is my time to shine

[@redactedusernameconfirmed]

I asked for this george

[@goodoldwren]

My Dad, now in his early 50s still uses a Hotmail account with the number 69 in the username because he made it as a teenager, used it for an important document, again, and again, and now he's stuck with it.

[@whatafoolbelieeeeves]

man, i sure do wonder why...

[@whyjnot420]

Personally I gravitate towards 420.

[@ew7339]

Nobody asked

[@whyjnot420]

@@ew7339 Wrong. You did, your response is proof. I simply anticipated it. I know your parents told you that you are worthless. They were right.

[@SehejSingh-s8s]

cheers george didnt ask 👍

[@whitetrash6510]

7:58 wait till this guy hears you can turn 69

[@sannana7594]

bro I was confused why it didn't have audio but then I realized my Iphone 15 pro max was tryna connect to my Ferrari 250 GTO 😭 silly 6'4 me

[@theonetruedoggo4808]

I asked him to post this video thanks

[@panda_Anna]

1:16 6’5? I think he meant 5’6 guys…

[@boo_]

I fell off my bike today

[@Sumuddy]

2:00 if this is true imma life forever. Bricked up in my sleep like a trader

[@acoloz1644]

Live*

[@abzinhoo]

Deho

[@iamnojedi7241]

4 sets of ads in 3mins 😔

[@sustn4067]

George please do a reacting to fanfic video 🙏

[@sStormy]

Hawh tuah memeulous on dat ting

[@ew7339]

Didn’t ask

[@cerealbucketcoaster]

69 and 420 are my favorite numbers

[@theoisaclown]

is the letterboxd vid still happening? :,)

[@inmedx]

I always go in hotel chocolate just for myself. 😂

[@JH-ib8no]

Nobody asked mate

[@malachydobbin886]

hi george how u doin

[@ew7339]

He didn’t ask

[@malachydobbin886]

@@ew7339 it's a question speccy

[@theawesomekickboxer4209]

Hi George!

[@roachrhys667]

Nobody asked George😅

[@CosImUpRn]

I care, mate.

[@user-yi2mq5wx2g]

You’re not a millionaire mate 😂

[@kierancampire]

That divorced guy, I have had people do such extreme versions of that to me and I never get it? Like, a few times I have posted my cats in groups on Facebook, and someone will begin their comment normally saying they like my cats/they remind them of their own. But then, no joke, I have had people literally then go on to speak about their parents recently passing and them struggling with that, kids leaving home or finding certain jobs, different home renovations they are doing, seeing therapists, diet changes they are making. Like, not separate messages, all of this in one long comment? And a part of me feels bad for them, I'm a lonely guy who over shares and writes/speaks far too much, but yeah, it's just a lot on a strangers post when they share an innocent photo? :')

[@kierancampire]

I never get the "blocking proves my point" people. Cause nah. On any app my block lists are huge, but I just block people who I find really toxic, negative, or who are just looking for a fight. I have enough real and stressful problems in my life, I don't need some random sad person trying to drag me down for no reason, and these arguments are always circular as neither party want to admit being wrong or give in, and it's always blown so far out of proportion, always gets really nasty, personal, and just does not match the usually exceptionally minor thing that caused it. So if someone tries to invade my space being like that, I just block them, it's the easiest thing, better for my mental state, and much more productive. But then some people take it as a sign of achievement 🤷

[@zjmgxclips5633]

Ya dad

[@KaionaV]

i am the nobody that asked, mate (hence i'm a sad nobody )

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@magicalgirlmemeulous]

Social media

[@testforlove]

please do another supermarket simulator video 🙏🙏🙏

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@Rasukix]

neato, I liked this video

[@LiterallyJavierEscuella]

Nobody asked you george

[@nyanuwu4209]

Just bought some nice chocolate for myself. Not Hotel though. Good lord.

[@thatwhiterabbit]

go get your damm fancy chocolate. right now.

[@aspect_s1mple]

8 min vid george is falling off we need 3 ,7 hour vids a day

[@NoahDavies-sz4gz]

Hello george

[@ChokyoDK]

Nobody asked for this video mate. Ha gottem

[@William_hendry]

nobody asked for this vid

[@goldenfiberwheat238]

69 jokes are unfathomably cringe but that guy is such a massive Redditor about it that I’m gonna start making 69 jokes again 69 69 420 dude weed lmao

[@holo-void]

i buy guylians and lindor balls all the time 4 myself, does that count as nice chocolate?

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@holo-void]

@@asukai :')

[@BareknukleBarry]

How gorge when ask no

[@panxel8615]

Nobody asked for a good video mate

[@asukai]

nobody asked mate

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

Man kfc is so shit they don't even have crisps.