nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask

[@Muudge]

I like how happy you seem in this video, something about your mood is really positive and vibrant and i can feel it thru the screen, thanks homie its really nice to see

[@97civic]

🌿

[@mr.joesterr5359]

PARASOCIAL ALERT

[@Fox_Olive]

he just looks like he's enjoying life, things are going well. its a pleasure to witness

[@Fargoleafy]

He killed his wife

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

​@@97civic"You're too late spiderman! Weed has already been legalized in 23 states and DC!"

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

18:02 I love how the camera does what any person would do and physically recoil to try and get that thing out of its face as its first instinct

[@Pumptown]

XD

[@sean269]

Sam’s music taste always pleasantly surprises me I was locked in on that spotify tv

[@subjectalpha7586]

slide through the sams jams playlist i was proud

[@Prizm17]

Same

[@Cadet4wi10]

Which tha god fahim track is at the start?

[@wadlet3380]

@@Cadet4wi10 Gotstahavit - jippy and fahim, sam uses Jippy's music a lot

[@quae323]

​@@wadlet3380do you know the name of the song at 18:50?

[@GeneralSam]

I have a badass dayz video almost finished but it won’t be up for a while cause my boy bizzle is coming to visit and we got sleepover plans and stuff

[@nickd.9955]

You better shout out Adam for his amazing progress he's made on trees

[@Aroma69]

LETS GOOOOOO

[@Guaguadeath]

​@@nickd.9955😂 the fuckin trees bro. But Adam made trees tho!

[@Souplespoon]

There's a reason outlets have covers, little toddlers can easily touch the screws on either side and shock themselves. Cover that shit up dawg

[@ManWithAMask_]

Can't wait to see the hugehard bit

[@radicalindividual7774]

Wait. So you're telling me you can't smash the mug because kids are running around, in a room with a screw driver, and exposed electrical outlets at floor level? Now that's what I'd call a fun, life learning experience.

[@rofljohn23]

Harm reduction, my guy :P

[@benmcdonough7392]

Sam is like bane but if he was more autistic and had a wife who frequently sleeps on the couch

[@colonelclappers]

It's a good time to be alive

[@Scrubject16]

Is it?

[@Kilroy098]

@@Scrubject16 Yeah i'd like to know as well

[@johnlacey6661]

I mean we got more sam content soo...yes?

[@logans811]

Famous last words

[@hensli]

🤷🏻‍♂️

[@rainacap]

I love how ill see a blade runner poster and be like "oh Sam might actually be normal off camera" then it pans to a baby head on one shelf and a very exquisite plush of himself on top of another one. (The likeness is crazy btw)

[@iAMiRex27]

you thought a blade runner poster meant he'd be normal?

[@emersonmeadows2896]

You know it’s a good mailtime when it had to be put on the second channel

[@peanut983]

Speaking on the start of the video. I actually had a friend after high school who hopped trains. Started in California and almost made it to New York. Met his wife while train hopping. Now he has his own place and is raising a family. Great guy

[@FoxLunar]

Actually good depression advice, not what I expected.

[@talex3844]

Yeah just do something productive don’t even think about it. If you think about it, you won’t do it. Even little shit, like sweep your kitchen then go on a short walk. Read a single chapter of a good book. And don’t try to suddenly just become not depressed and do all of the shit you have to do at once. Baby steps.

[@kayagorzan]

Idk why but digging works for me too. Is it hard-coded in our brains or something?

[@darkerdaemon7794]

​@@kayagorzanAny amount of physical exertion works. Feeling like you've done something with your time is secondary to getting dopamine flowing.

[@nobleneed]

It was actually so wholesome that Abby saw sam while doing yard work and flashed a tit. Like that’s such a legitimate happily married moment

[@dillis2188]

God the current generation sets the bar low with this 'wholesome' shit.

[@hmabrugre5410]

@@dillis2188 shuddup weirdo

[@argo8028]

@@iB_pOpN if you cant listen to how your wife feels then idk whats up with you

[@lipayy9852]

@@dillis2188 you know many unhappily married couples flashing tits that casually?

[@argo8028]

@@iB_pOpN lil bro you think only women can respect their partner’s feelings enough to listen to them?

[@Sciencef1ction]

The thought of Sam sitting in his long overdue Herman Miller Eames lounger, While staring at the bottom of his rotting, unpainted hallway walls, and uncovered outlets is a vibe that I can down with

[@maronin5215]

That bit about choresmaxxing the depression away is facts

[@ratasslordofyoink4542]

Dude was fucking spot on.

[@Bassstring]

look at this absolute unit of a man taking multiple episodes to finally build up to his furry coming out. ''oh, look at this package without any sort of adress label'' ''oh, i'll just put it right up on the old freakishly large head'' this was a fitted mask Mr. Sam. there is no other option.

[@tko6292]

I love how you censored the desk mat. Really stick it to em’. Also I remember this stream and I loved it.

[@someguy7792]

A man on a journey. Sam. We miss you. This shit is absolute fire. Keep it up. You're the only thing that gives me a laugh with how my life is going.

[@ikidnapunicorns9033]

Facts

[@zsookah3]

Truth

[@BAGELMENSK]

Hope it gets better bro

[@TheSixOfSwords]

Stay strong my guy, shits tough out there

[@collinrobbin]

You got that shit by the balls guy. We all gonna make it man.

[@sketch-R]

That custom PC dude is really pushing it.

[@AWormsPurpose]

They're gonna tear that twink apart before he even reaches the Mississippi 😭

[@TROYSOW]

Never retire. Your content brings me joy

[@HeartDigger9]

Never retire, I want Sam to work till he fucking drops

[@McDee]

first time watching this guy, hes like that one quiet cousin who becomes a dad and randomly turns insanely outgoing and funny

[@graematter]

The voice clarity through the mask was the most surprising thing about this video.

[@bobo5134]

This has got to be my favorite vid he has ever released don't think I've laughed so hard in a while

[@dtweedieiii]

I for one love *BLEEP* Custom PCs!

[@otherscareless]

Love your mail time videos. Also pleasantly surprised by the bladerunner 2049 poster. I remember you shouting out how much you love that movie in the podcast 🫡👍

[@nickd.9955]

I didn't think Sam could sink any lower, he clearly just did this to prove otherwise.

[@jesses9540]

19:15 You could stand around a pool with a suit on telling people that the pools closed

[@ratasslordofyoink4542]

Just remember the health and safety swastika.

[@shifty1927]

General Sams: Trench building techniques for home defense. Great book to order in the back of Soldier of Fortune magazine.😂

[@waterpanda222]

The most suicideboys song title ever

[@lumbermac5998]

3:45 do man shit around the house is so true. I had a rough patch and my gf made me patch a hole in the drywall and put in a toilet paper holder. I’ve never felt so alive.

[@Mark-Givent]

why is this better than the main channel recently

[@Blackobluna]

19:08 POOLS CLOSED

[@Scorch-Bad-Men]

as a feminine looking man, i can very easily hich-hike, people stop a lot to ask i want a ride home.

[@maymayman0]

Thats nice. Wanna ride home?

[@nottomclancy2439]

maybe you're a woman. Idk. Nowadays it seems like you evolve into your sex like a pokemon LOL

[@ethancrowe280]

Cool. Wanna ride home?

[@Urelasir]

Hey hey, want a Ride?

[@sicknashty3837]

Ride, want a hey?

[@therealjjack242]

you get a like for the blade runner poster

[@betternamepending7483]

general sam finally succumbing to his primal urges of being a furry

[@jefficus_9351]

This is before the fabled bead curtains.

[@TR-xp9yj]

A trench line in Florida sounds like the 8th level of hell.

[@MrFahqup]

Time to start gorilla maxing Sam. Hell yes. EAT THE MONKEY BISCUITS AND LIFT!

[@auxxillary]

Says there are kids running around, yet leaves electrical outlets open and unprotected lmao

[@portalfoxy]

Thanks for everything, Sam. Despite all the garbage on this platform thankfully I'm still able to find gold.

[@Just_Call_Me_Pagton]

Imagine getting treated to a dinner by general Sam

[@evronian1129]

You gotta interview that hitchhiker when he arrives

[@yukko_yoshida]

these are the craziest PO box opening streams ever not by how much money they spend on you but by how fucking insane the shit is that gets sent

[@babytime1]

MY BOY GENERAL SAM IN THE G59 4:25 THATS LIKE MY FAVORITE SONG FROM I WILL NOT FEAR THE RAZOR GUARDING MY HEEL LOOOOOL

[@isaiahjohnson2532]

Sam, I know the whole depression so man things and shit was kind of a bit, but it’s fucking true dude… completing even the simplest of tasks when you feel like shit makes you feel a little better. You gotta do shit that makes you feel accomplished!

[@AnyBerlinWall]

Pluto is such a good fucking Jippy beat dude

[@superdraculadavinci]

I definitely went back and tried to see Abby’s teet, not my proudest moment but I figured I’d be honest with you.

[@rainbowhause5918]

lol 15:11 on the blade runner poster is the best i could see. sadly no nipple.

[@jordannet5233]

i don't think she was naked, probably had a sports bra on or something i don't think Abby's hillbilly enough to go topless at home, plus why would she give Sam the pleasure of titty breeze

[@homesprunk7150]

those spotify tunes had me geeking

[@lipayy9852]

Home Depot theme is a bop

[@plastictelescope]

The thumbnail with that caption…👌

[@cktails7738]

love to see the $uicideboy$ song in the back

[@sieve5]

Oh my god 20:42 the forbidden PEPECHU. I ordered one of those earlier today 😮

[@shefski5203]

Listening to OG $uicideboy$ and Night Lovell, such a dub sammy boy

[@woah9122]

Creep cosplay but IRL

[@Greater_Gator]

glad you got my letter mr samuel 21:00 the next one was already sent

[@The.Umbra.Levitas]

Wow that laugh track scared tf outta me

[@hashslasher5469]

The sitting there and reading the mirror kills me

[@Elementalgameing]

The Home Depot music killed me

[@Fly-Co2]

i feel like this should be on the main channel its so funny and chill

[@jasonguern8402]

No lie, mail time is main channel content👌 Keep it up, boi

[@slugger1024]

sometimes I just get a shovel and I just go diggin'

[@undeadpostmangames]

The fact that the TITTY FLASH was the most REPLAYED MOMENT in the vid, just shows the kind of deviants that call this community home... I'M ALL FOR IT!

[@distant2819]

The asbestos wolf

[@ChillT0kyo]

this is the peak of my day today, thanks Sam.

[@Sciencef1ction]

The god fahim in a general Sam intro? Heck yeah

[@gavinjohnston5349]

It’s so dope that you rep the Griselda boys playing Rome Streetz out here ❤️

[@Skyggen24]

'Gay pilgrim' had me dead

[@bigbalticbox]

Sam has become a furry. THE GENERAL HAS FALLEN!

[@TheSquidNinja]

lol, I think the garbage box was sent from a military base. That Exchange bag brought back some memories

[@big_slurp4603]

Sams reaction to Abby flashing him in a bad moment is so relatable lmao

[@ChillT0kyo]

Yoooo, don't think i don't see the $B playing in the back there. Great taste in music.

[@luna2.026]

Seeing Azucar by earl on sams TV made me proud of Mr. General Ham sandwich

[@scromtinker7421]

The gorilla food is a great gift

[@matthewrivera3664]

nice music taste suicideboys goes hard

[@fooloo415]

6:02 this isnt true, this can not be what i look like

[@McCormick_brands]

The Marty robbins disc tho 👐

[@The_Goon_Father]

bro has the fantastic Mr fox head tf

[@reidcacaro2919]

I’m glad you censored his shit

[@XuroX.]

Someone missed out putting glitter inside that wolf head for when he puts it on.

[@jeremysnow803]

15:13 you can see Abby in the blade runner poster as he's calling her.

[@mrmuskrat194]

Didnt know sam was a $uicideBoy$ fan, thats fun

[@cpom5075]

Looks like the formaldehyde pig surprise isnt good enough for the main channel.

[@QueequegOtoole]

Thank you Sam, my wife came back with the kids just to watch mailtime

[@JohnSmith-lo8rr]

I lost my shit as soon as Sam had the realization that he sounds hella sus at 1:58

[@shifty1927]

6'4 200+ pound ginger, doubt illl be scooped up. Unless they got a headhead kink.😂

[@aggroash232]

I'm a sad guy Sam. Bust one for me bub, much love and greatly enjoy the content and channels.❤️😞

[@CowLiver]

When the fire rises, I will stay hidden.

[@OnterribleBlows]

i used to live out east coast of canada and i looked like i'd have malicious intent, i dressed in dark baggy clothes and weight 310 back then while being 6'2", but the people out there are just so nice and caring people would pull over to offer me a ride at 2 am on unlit highways, first month living out there i expected to have my organs taken but after a little i started putting my thumb up if i needed a ride and would have one fairly quickly

[@chadsoucek4678]

Bro you’re hilarious xD funniest person I’ve seen on here just being yourself.

[@connorgrasso8075]

LOL the box of random crap and extra packaging had an "Exchange" shopping bag. You know some goober Army Private sent that from his barracks room!

[@wit6665]

no free advertisements PC builder guy!

[@LemonFresh_107]

Samgee Amwise confirmed for the next Idubzzz

[@patrickburke721]

Yeah man gonna go fix the deck

[@sinovy7864]

4:42 did he mean to have that $b song playing while talking about breaking the mug on the floor lmaoo

[@IzO_ttv]

Sam's basement must be like a house of horrors down there, Dead Pigs, Fermented fish, Gorilla food, Fucked up Furry masks. Yea not going down there hahah.

[@Liquid_Truth]

Ive never seen another human being with a gymkata poster. Years ago i made a custom russian gymkata poster thats like 5ft tall.

[@BlakeHDuval904]

I got the same ceiling fan

[@spiderthatstoleyourbacon3222]

Ceilile fan

[@Boogaloh.]

I thought this was going to be just 25 minutes of Sam grooving in the mail room. I guess this is ok though.

[@ElitePwny]

It’s official, this one’s a banger

[@indianapolisjones9479]

This one has big funnies should have been main channel