It’s funny how much people laugh at the dung eater in the cutscene and then later finding out he’s literally one of the most evil and vicious characters in the entire game lmao.
@hrnytinoker41462 жыл бұрын
Mr. Goldenfold cant be that evil, right?
@Nine-Oh-Five2 жыл бұрын
Oh he can
@decorumlopez91472 жыл бұрын
I wear his smelly pants now.
@ates4232 жыл бұрын
This. That man is vile. I just let him out of his jail cell and I am so nervous what he’s about to do
@fauxfirefur2 жыл бұрын
Man literally turns your soul into shit, and then eats it.
@dblundz2 жыл бұрын
"finger but hole" Absolutely beautifully written George
@musashisai1852 жыл бұрын
"Large Chest Ahead"
@williamkline64502 жыл бұрын
Try rump ahead
@musashisai1852 жыл бұрын
Try Tounge But, hole.
@UnLoCkeeD2 жыл бұрын
You Don't Have The Right, O You Don't Have The Right, O You Don't Have The Right, O You Don't Have The Right
@ButtSolution2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he HAS written that. More than once.
@daydreamiq2 жыл бұрын
"We're busting through this quick" - Words of a man who has no idea how much that game map lies to you
@Metalton952 жыл бұрын
"IT GOES THIS MUCH EAST?!" (Caelid) "IT GOES THIS MUCH WEST?!" (Liurnia's full scope) "IT GOES THIS MUCH NOOOORTH?!" (Leyendell) "IT GOES UNDERGROUND!?!?!" (Siofra & co.)
@lmao_nope2 жыл бұрын
The map is UNBELIEVABLY massive for how jam-packed it is with meaningful content.
@Supreme_Court.2 жыл бұрын
@@lmao_nope The Mountaintops of the Giants is a bit barren compared to the rest of the map, but I guess that's a lore thing too. Still could've added a couple more dungeons/caves
@armaani112 жыл бұрын
@@Supreme_Court. Give them a break. Its literally just one area that is relatively less populated. And you also just said that it has lore implications as well.
@Grangolus2 жыл бұрын
@@lmao_nope Meaningful? Could you elaborate? I felt most exploration was in fact the opposite, and it was only justified by the few meaningful rewards, which served to be exhausting rather than exhilirating. Facing multiples of the same boss was tiring too.
@Scaevola94492 жыл бұрын
As I watched the intro, a part of me genuinely wished it'd be half na hour of the villager psycho bit.
@bababo0oey2972 жыл бұрын
Sam: "nobody beats defenseless villagers like me" The united states military: "and I took that personally"
@sg1fan9332 жыл бұрын
Update your jokes, US committing war crimes is SO pre-2022. Now its the Russian Federation Military
@bababo0oey2972 жыл бұрын
@@sg1fan933 ehh. Watched some videos a few nights ago documenting some fucked up shit in Iraq. We were never held accountable. So it's still relevant.
@ThwipThwipBoom2 жыл бұрын
We mostly avoided killing civilians. If we didn't, we would've just bombed every single one of their cities into dust and shot everything that moved. I know that's what US haters imagine we did, but they're dumb so that's to be expected. In reality, the terrorists hid and blended into the cities and the civilians and because the US couldn't just hellfire missile their buildings, they had to take their time instead and clear out buildings one at a time.
@andreygusak2 жыл бұрын
@@bababo0oey297 i saw statistic that sad US military killed 13-14k of civilians durin Iraq war (7-8 years right?), and now russians killed around 1.5k civilians in a month.
@basedmiscegenator75432 жыл бұрын
@@andreygusak 160,000-700,000 civilians died directly (depending on the source, it's disputed heavily), the number of civilians dead from lack of infrastructure/medical care as a result of the war is unknown but estimated to be far higher, likely over a million
@garretdyel2 жыл бұрын
so glad you made a video on this, i love playing this game when my wife goes out to see her boyfriend!
@wh1spererz2 жыл бұрын
Idk why its weird but when you watch 2 youtubers so unrelated and they somehow end up on one page it gives you a weird reaction
@Ghostsofnorway2 жыл бұрын
Your wife go to see her boyfriend wth
@garretdyel2 жыл бұрын
@@Ghostsofnorway ask your dad about it
@calvinyazzie33382 жыл бұрын
@@wh1spererz I don't know who they are so I can't relate
@chadking87672 жыл бұрын
@@garretdyel ask your cancer ridden nephew custer
@markoslicht63202 жыл бұрын
When you’re 30 minutes into Elden Ring and chill and Sam says there’s gonna be a part 2.
@rickky20002 жыл бұрын
Me: 👀
@RecordedMercury2 жыл бұрын
I can't fucking wait. I hope he finishes the game
@raumerherr10572 жыл бұрын
when you're 30
@hope68402 жыл бұрын
I am still waiting for the Kenshi sequel, young one. Don't get your hopes up
@RecordedMercury2 жыл бұрын
@@hope6840 he did basically all there is to do with Kenishi tho lmao.
@jesseroberts57282 жыл бұрын
On one hand, I feel Sam is more Intune with The Loathsome Dung Eater, but in reality he's a Frenzy boi through and through. Let the world burn, baby!
@TV---2 жыл бұрын
For Shabiri
@ChokStik2 жыл бұрын
@@TV--- MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLDDDDD
@cheftroyardee79822 жыл бұрын
The way you phrased this implies that on your other hand is reality itself, and I find that very funny.
@mildlyupset60112 жыл бұрын
Sam likes to prey upon the weak, definitely a dung eater trait
@jesseroberts57282 жыл бұрын
@@mildlyupset6011 At first I thought so too with the intro and watching him defile those poor souls praying to the God's that abandoned them, but on a grander scale when he becomes their God, why hop it off to some shit eater? He knows he wants to plunder the world in absolute chaos. It's the long term plan I'm looking at.
@SymonOnua2 жыл бұрын
The sheen of sweat from the excitement of subjugating the defenseless was a nice touch, Sam.
@DoctorSess2 жыл бұрын
This really highlights Sam’s pathology… personally, I felt guilt and sympathy for attacking the defenseless villagers. Not so for Sam. He lives to inflict endless pain and suffering upon them, whereas I always kill the armed guard and attempt to liberate them.
@patrickobrien61542 жыл бұрын
No one cares
@ghgjjjjhhui8162 жыл бұрын
Feeling guilt and sympathy for lines of code really highlights your pathology
@BassThumb882 жыл бұрын
@@ghgjjjjhhui816 it’s all fun and games until you realize that we’re all just lines of code man…
@KTJMProductions2 жыл бұрын
Despite what the mouth breathers in your comments are saying right now, this is a common theory in game development and is why so few "villian" games exist, and the ones that do have to hide it in the story convolutedly like Dark Souls/Elden Ring and Destiny (i know right?)
@gremlinman97242 жыл бұрын
he does liberate them. he's freed them, given them endless purpose that they will always be able to fulfill. The purpose of suffering for the rest of time to entertain sam.
@cacklingcoyote48822 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to let you know that as little as I respect you as a person, I will always respect you as a gamer. Which isn't much at all.
@thomas66002 жыл бұрын
dude you cant english
@mahdiadib92952 жыл бұрын
@@thomas6600 thats alot coming from a guy named dankdoge
@cacklingcoyote48822 жыл бұрын
@@thomas6600 that's what an American public education and a weed smoking habit back since middle school will do to you.
@GoonShredder90002 жыл бұрын
@@mahdiadib9295 nah did this mf change his name from AK dank doge to Cackling Coyote 😭😭😭
@MF-BOOF2 жыл бұрын
@@GoonShredder9000 I found the illiterate guy
@cacklingcoyote48822 жыл бұрын
I'm happy to also see you were perfectly able to recreate your own face and put it on your character. Giving your character blonde hair and blue eyes has got to be your biggest power fantasy.
@acceptablecasualty53192 жыл бұрын
@@BurnedByTheFurnace3 Your entire account is mastercrafted bait, i salute you my fellow fisherman
@guyman96552 жыл бұрын
I think not having male pattern baldness is Sam's greatest power fantasy
@ewwpoorpeople56842 жыл бұрын
I feel like Sam is a case study for what would happen if your brain had its insides and outsides swapped
@Pre.C_King2 жыл бұрын
Uhm 0_o... Missed out on Biology class? XD
@slimdok40282 жыл бұрын
@@Pre.C_King uhm? owo OhwoOogA! XD
@Pre.C_King2 жыл бұрын
@@slimdok4028 Ohw0gadal0gaziw0?
@bensosnowski11282 жыл бұрын
That made no sense haha
@Cjoudan2 жыл бұрын
@@Pre.C_King I think he means the different parts of your brain.
@itohagan2 жыл бұрын
Bryan: gets kicked by the deer Sam: " you're like a kid at a petting zoo" 🤣
@tylerkelley34002 жыл бұрын
I didn’t even catch that😂
@IckbobTheAwesome2 жыл бұрын
WOW YEAH HE SAID THAT IN THE VIDEO! THAT HAPPENED IN THE VIDEO! THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS IN CASE SOMEONE ENDED UP IN THE COMMENTS WITHOUT EVER THINKING ABOUT WATCHING THE VIDEO
@itohagan2 жыл бұрын
@@IckbobTheAwesome lol the guys comment above yours literally said he missed it. It was my favorite part so wanted to share thanks tho
@imtimbabay65832 жыл бұрын
The scary thing about Sam is he’s not the guy you’d expect to be psychologically tormenting you and your family before killing you during the apocalypse.
@brunoactis1104 Жыл бұрын
Dude looks like a 1950s office worker that beats his wife every night 💀
@TenZen2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile George R.R. Martin: *hysterically jumping on a trampoline naked*
@bigz12892 жыл бұрын
Omfg toothbrush my brain and eyes
@strategicrager18912 жыл бұрын
Nah he’s a bit busy trying to shit on everyone talking about Winds of Winter
@udednow2 жыл бұрын
"Weiner, weiner weiner, weiner weiner, weiner weiner, weiner weeeeeeeeeeeen" -South Parks version of the GoT Theme
@Slender_Man_1862 жыл бұрын
@@strategicrager1891 “I could make Winds of Winter... but nah, more Dunk and Egg, that’s clearly what everyone wants.” - GRR probably.
@strategicrager18912 жыл бұрын
@@Slender_Man_186 literally every KZbinr that covers game of thrones is just roasting him bout it and it brings tears to my eyes his confidence to not give a fuck ;-; truly a master of his legacy
@Okoii2 жыл бұрын
Ayy sam is playing Elden Ring. Time for the most unique and disturbed take on this game.
@LuisLopez-sg2ib2 жыл бұрын
Man you got that right, holy fuck that intro.
@worl65482 жыл бұрын
Ya know in hindsight you following Sam makes a lotta sense
@mikeskinner3152 жыл бұрын
After recently re-watching him, brian, and bizzle playing through dark souls 3 using the first person mod, I feel I can comfortably spoil the rest of this series - They do all the work while Sam sits back in a corner and maybe throws a semi useful spell out here and there lol.
@Illsildur2 жыл бұрын
@@worl6548 In his 19 wolf rats video he name one of them "General Sam's fanbase". Was a nice easter egg lol
@cometcoma51862 жыл бұрын
I’ve never wanted to be a defenseless Elden ring villager so badly in my life....
@nunull64272 жыл бұрын
1:03
@Vincent_Morrow2 жыл бұрын
Control your thirst
@kbyebleha29782 жыл бұрын
sameee
@cliftonwindham41942 жыл бұрын
Your sense of humor is great dude “ to them… I’m the boss.. and they never win” that cracked me up man.
@deadjuice1880 Жыл бұрын
10:00 is the most dark souls thing ever. Three friends, all in different strange armors, doing some weird pose and arguing.
@fungu46252 жыл бұрын
With this being partly founded by the Great George R.R. Martin, Sam was incredibly disappointed to find out you couldn't rape in the game.
@jonsno36882 жыл бұрын
Lmao wtf !
@GoonShredder90002 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't be
@JonSneau2 жыл бұрын
Or have an incestuous relationship lol
@Alex-kd5xc2 жыл бұрын
Rape DLC incoming
@beatman23592 жыл бұрын
You can "Defile" Dung Eater
@jakeking9742 жыл бұрын
Ah, finally an Elden Ring video I can watch (I can't afford it, so I'm avoiding spoilers as much as possible) because I know there's no way I'll actually learn anything useful from Sam playing a Souls-game.
@kingcockroach.2 жыл бұрын
Theres no spolilers this game is so big and vast and theres so much to be done. The game will still have so much to offer you whenever you can get it
@f33f33nkou2 жыл бұрын
Unironically this is one of the best videos of elden ring that somehow manages to show essentially no spoilers.
@fucksusan.fuckcensorship.8742 жыл бұрын
@@kingcockroach.also if 1 ending gets spoiled theres a whole 5 other endings to find out.
@thadabmasta2 жыл бұрын
I have no words. The first 2 minutes are already a masterpiece
@TheSkulleh2 жыл бұрын
that mechanical kitty cat was the first boss I fought out the tutorial area, in my first soulsborne game. Absolutely terrifying and a 10/10 experience.
@ASpaceOstrich2 жыл бұрын
I like that the prisoner mask was actually distorted so it fit over his horrific face. But he was still clipping a little bit.
@doc_eh27472 жыл бұрын
Wow, I can’t believe it the game even gave him an evaluation of his fighting ability when he swapped to catch flame. It’s right there, in that black rectangle above his equipment slots!
@gamingmaster63772 жыл бұрын
good one
@jcb58472 жыл бұрын
It may be a little off topic, but I really appreciate that you introduced me to jippy. His music is so great for just chilling out and torturing defenseless peasants.
@ConanCamelPuncher2 жыл бұрын
Sam having to dominate in the metaverse because his wife dominates him in the bedroom
@Ashephalt2 жыл бұрын
He keeps having daughters because he lets his wife be a top.
@thebigman50472 жыл бұрын
Milk Me
@WrangleMcDangle2 жыл бұрын
This game man... the visuals, the sound design, the ai, the story... all thanks to George R R Martin who developed all of those things
@pygmalion8952 Жыл бұрын
the ai is goofy sometimes tho
@OhFrittata Жыл бұрын
Martin came up with the with every single stat, weapon, and gameplay mechanic as well. This greedy FromSoftware company stole all of it from him and slapped their name on it to garner success and praise. George R R Martin actually wanted to make the game much harder but Miyazaki said that he doesn’t like making difficult challenging games and would much rather make a game with the difficulty akin to a V-Tech/Leap Frog plug-n-play childrens game from the early 2000’s.
@hobosatemychicken6203 Жыл бұрын
@@OhFrittata idk where you got this from but george R.R. martin was in charge of writing elden rings history , what came before the game , and what came before the games before the game . he was responsible of creating the narrative for the games current storyline and bring a real historical lore you can follow into the game . we know more about what came before us than we do about what’s in the game . they didn’t steal it from him it was a good partnership that worked out incredibly well
@OhFrittata Жыл бұрын
@@hobosatemychicken6203 **wooosh**
@hobosatemychicken6203 Жыл бұрын
@@OhFrittata shoot i’m high didn’t see the title
@SwitchetBladeX32 жыл бұрын
This was refreshing, feels like a throw back almost. Always exciting to see Sam's vile creation of a character
@erickelevra50402 жыл бұрын
I absolutely cherish every single time Sam does his wheeze laugh
@ayeyojimbo2 жыл бұрын
It’s why we’re all here tbh
@mrgriffdude.57482 жыл бұрын
The intro is basically a grown Cartman fighting pigs for 50 levels again.
@TheeActualKeyboardWarrior2 жыл бұрын
thanks Sam, I appreciate you giving me the pep talk at the end I really needed that to boost my self esteem after my wife and her boyfriend yelled at me for not stopping the microwave at one second so it didn't beep and they could have sex in peace.
@echopho Жыл бұрын
As a souls game veteran I can gladly say that this is the correct way to play, nice to see people play elden ring for the first time :)
@pengmaeda99082 жыл бұрын
"You see I've found these little guys on the road, they're basically defenseless" Oh hey I know where that is and- ..........oh.....Ohhh Nooo.....
@barrybones17202 жыл бұрын
Good to see sam played through this entire first chunk with the hugging debuff
@TV---2 жыл бұрын
The only reason sam is looking for the ring, is because his wifes wedding ring is a half eaten onion ring.
@STOPSYPHER2 жыл бұрын
and his wife is his hand
@TV---2 жыл бұрын
@@STOPSYPHER he has an auto blower ai now. He looks down on us peasants now.
@sirreoser56682 жыл бұрын
A wedding ring and a snack in one? Sam knows how to truly spoil a lady
@3rgarage4262 жыл бұрын
ive waited for this so long
@ericf4232 жыл бұрын
I honestly think you have a great knack for making these videos, just everything from the editing, setups, and jokes not to mention the pure genius here. A true class act Sir.
@jolonghthong2 жыл бұрын
That beginning bit was the funniest thing I’ve seen all week
@Traveler-VII2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, George R.R. Martin _was_ involved with this game. Totally forgot about that bit somehow.
@Ezekialify2 жыл бұрын
that's cause he did next to nothing. He was consulted on some lore shit, and they didn't use any of it apparently.
@eiatos2 жыл бұрын
@@Ezekialify sounds like George to write nothing at all.
@hann.15592 жыл бұрын
@@Ezekialify but he did write like the foundation of the lore for the game?
@fiftydabs51142 жыл бұрын
@@Ezekialify sounds like your just speaking on something you know shit about
@jackpadden87882 жыл бұрын
@@hann.1559 Yeah ignore him, entire bollocks. He wrote the mythos of the world and its original setting. Almost all of the demigods, the ancient heroes and old lore were created by him. The development team then brought that mythos far into the future and corrupted it with some classic miyazaki motifs. This information comes from the interviews that Kitao did prior to the release.
@punishedbung49022 жыл бұрын
That dragonfly was trying to avenge his brother that flew eyeballs first into Sam’s sticky tape.
@lollercoaster20102 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that they let Adam Friedland have a cameo in this game.
@Ducaso2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude
@kickassnerdgaming2 жыл бұрын
Sam, I really appreciate the message you left at the end of the video just for me. It really helped calm the anxiety that Poob's death threats caused.
@corporal-cream68982 жыл бұрын
I wonder how long it’s gonna take for Sam’s wife to see him again, he’s in the grind, baby. Just like he was in Tarkov.
@beowolfaleinb17472 жыл бұрын
Glad you got out of that goddamn cast Mr. Sam. I've appreciated your content for years and I hope to continue to do so. I just hope this video doesn't get lost to time like the goddamn Dark Souls series. The green screen is getting better and better I can tell you really enjoy it.
@50blessings572 жыл бұрын
Man, Sam's just been pumping these videos out. Keep it up.
@Mr_wisk2 жыл бұрын
dung eater is the most terrifying npc from all fromsoft games so far holy shit, imagine he cursing your soul by desecrating your dead body so hard that your grandchild is cursed as well wtf
@ComfortsSpecter2 жыл бұрын
Plays Elden Ring just to kill the poor people I’d expect nothing less of Sam
@Myblacknadz2 жыл бұрын
This is some of your best content. Your DS3 with bryan and steve were some of the funniest videos.
@r3aper342 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for pt. whatever comes to fruition. Content is great and keeps me chuggin' along most days thanks guys
@thoreroseup2 жыл бұрын
Straight up one of the best content creators on the platform, much love Sam! I know this is gonna be good can't wait for the laughs man :)
@benhutchinson80202 жыл бұрын
ratio
@Anubis_-_2 жыл бұрын
@@benhutchinson8020 damn you got him good
@benhutchinson80202 жыл бұрын
c'mon man
@actuallygunno19672 жыл бұрын
I cant wait for part 2 Sam thank you for making it just for me
@moeezS2 жыл бұрын
28:37 "Someone water me, I'm fucking hurting" haha 1 HP
@HCG2 жыл бұрын
“They couldn’t kill me even if they unionized” Hahaha
@Cheese4792 жыл бұрын
19:59 best reaction to the burial watchdog I’ve seen so far
@Deathwept2 жыл бұрын
Happy I stayed to hear about part 2, thanks for the intimate moment Sam.
@warholhille15182 жыл бұрын
I’m loving this upload schedule Sam, keep up the almost god like work your doing.
@MrCptAmazing2 жыл бұрын
The absolute quality of this video and writing of the plot could win a sundance award. Nice fucking job.
@CanofSprats2 жыл бұрын
"noone beats defenseless villagers like me" AquaFPS would disagree
@Vennetherblade2 жыл бұрын
So glad to know that there's a part 2 coming, I can relax and get off the edge of my seat for a bit
@tlm20962 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't be a General Sam video without the harassment of defenseless minorities
@fairhair15392 жыл бұрын
I need more, you guys are hilarious
@Yotrymp Жыл бұрын
In his search for the Noble's Slender Sword, he became insane.
@Just_Call_Me_Pagton2 жыл бұрын
24:51 my friend and I had the same exact experience. It’s was completely fine then we heard it coming and we like OMG NOOO
@siegwardcatarina54762 жыл бұрын
That end bit where Sam is just talking to you really feels like a Dad moment. Parasocial Relationship.
@RudyTheNinja2 жыл бұрын
"I'm taking my time" "We're busting through with no lube"
@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED2 жыл бұрын
Funny enough, I got that exact feeling Sam had in the intro when I found a bunch of em in the swamp just chilling. It felt badass af summoning the ghoul boys and edge-walking towards them as the boys get to work
@alexandercarling9902 Жыл бұрын
“I play with the defenseless villagers”
@Metalton952 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm in a parallel dimension where Elden Ring is my first Souls game.
@Thursyy2 жыл бұрын
This was such a blast! I laughed so hard I almost threw up. Glad there is at least 2 more parts. Skyrim and the bois vibes
@Big_Dai2 жыл бұрын
From the intro, to the friendly interactions.. this has been one of the funniest things I've seen of late.
@SirDehumanized2 жыл бұрын
I’d love if you actually did videos for every area of the game. Would be an epic series.
@theghostfacekza45492 жыл бұрын
Starring MR.BIZZLE, get it right
@Z-Shooz Жыл бұрын
I liked when Sam talked to me specifically
@kitzi44702 жыл бұрын
I like how he used an actual boss weapon on them
@davidstandeven52502 жыл бұрын
Damn even the squirrels have a hard play through in Elden Ring. 😔
@coopers17162 жыл бұрын
I saw an interview where Martin went "yeah, they would come show me tech demos and then leave" I genuinely think that's the extent of his involvement with the game lol
@bbbbbbb512 жыл бұрын
He did the world building extremely early on & that was it. Makes sense though
@TheIrishMugFug2 жыл бұрын
That's the same extent Joe Biden is involved in the presidency
@coopers17162 жыл бұрын
@@TheIrishMugFug if I feed you political drones pesticides will you go away like bugs?
@taylorbennion37062 жыл бұрын
@@TheIrishMugFug hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah oh my God bro you are so witty and funny hahahahahahahahahah can't believe you came up with such a cutting insult hahahahah well done sleepy Joe doesn't have shit on you you're so clever it's so cool when people talk about politicians hahahahah oh wow you rule dude let's go brandon
@TheIrishMugFug2 жыл бұрын
@@taylorbennion3706 triggered
@EmotionCRAVE2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that personal message to me at the end there Sam. Really felt appreciated and recognized.
@TrueMakaveli50 Жыл бұрын
12 vigor and Fia’s debuff on top lol classic
@ZXSM2 жыл бұрын
“Go and learn what this means: I want mercy and not sacrifice. I didn’t come to call righteous people, but sinners.”” Matthew 9:13 CEB.
@1999worldjacob2 жыл бұрын
Some how I knew Sam would take this brutal game and turn it into a joke 😂
@elizarr30692 жыл бұрын
Ngl you have to be dog shit to think this game is "brutal"
@prawngravy182 жыл бұрын
He has played all the other souls games so it probably wasn't brutal for him, the game isn't that hard just have some patience.
@omoroburns21722 жыл бұрын
This is probably the easiest modern fromsoftware game yet.
@1999worldjacob2 жыл бұрын
@@prawngravy18 I’m level 150 and completed Ng+ but this game is definitely brutal. Never played a FromSoft game before
@Sean-ur4cb2 жыл бұрын
@@1999worldjacob the game is still challenging, just not as “brutal” as older fromsoft games with all the quality of life improvements
@munkirtokage48162 жыл бұрын
I like how Sam is like "There will only be 3 parts because we are busting through it really quick" ........he has no idea wait till he sees the whole map All these replies talking about beating the game in under a certain time......I'm talking content wise sam is prob going to have his hands full of footage. Keep bragging about how your brother beat the speed running record tho
@decoyhunter88322 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you can default dance your way through the game in 1 day easily
@sirjoey31372 жыл бұрын
@@decoyhunter8832 You can beat the game in 20 hours on your first run... easily? Tell me you have piss jars under your desk without telling me you have piss jars under your desk.
@Firaxo2 жыл бұрын
@@sirjoey3137 without optional bosses and optional areas the game is very very very short. My bro did it in 50 minutes on NG+
@decoyhunter88322 жыл бұрын
@@Firaxo One of my friends did the varre questline XP farm and beat the game in a couple of hours, first time playing too
@pegolini11792 жыл бұрын
@@decoyhunter8832 Ah yes. He probably found all of that out by himself. But for real spoiling the game for yourself, using guides and farming exploits doesn't really represent a real playthrough of a game.
@twooobee65102 жыл бұрын
General I had no idea your channel even existed but now I do and I love it. Thank you for the special message addressed exclusively to me at the end
@zackhawn59442 жыл бұрын
Damn I miss the days of GeneralSam122/123, where Sam could turn a 15 minute Skyrim walkthrough video into pure gold
@nickmf222 жыл бұрын
Yeah it sucks that he's making videos that aren't boring garbage
@zackhawn59442 жыл бұрын
@@nickmf22 Ya now it's just him wheezing with the same 3 people every video
@liamalcantara14852 жыл бұрын
Martin is one of my favorite authors and I'm so happy to see some of his ideas put into a game :)
@red_menace18292 жыл бұрын
Ok
@Lunk422 жыл бұрын
I love that they delayed the game to really emulate him. Just another reason why fromsoft is the best game dev in the industry right now.
@liamalcantara14852 жыл бұрын
@@red_menace1829 ok
@jellymop2 жыл бұрын
3:00 “Gamers, what was that?!?” 😂 this killed me
@brycekeith5653 Жыл бұрын
I’m almost a year late but that character customization might just be the best I have seen yet
@uppercut41112 жыл бұрын
I like how Sam says he "plays the game different" as if we don't already know he plays every game like touching a single ounce of meta will give him a serious rash...
@f33f33nkou2 жыл бұрын
Madness/frenzy faith builds actually are pretty dang good. Mostly for pvp but not too shabby in pve
@megalinc2 жыл бұрын
He says "I'm level 50" and we we say "that's nothing" but what we don't know, is that he got to level 50 ONLY by killing those villagers
@jakedurazo7122 жыл бұрын
1:41 brutal
@randydandy36542 жыл бұрын
thank you for the part at the end, im glad someone finally made something just for me
@lorenzosanchez32512 жыл бұрын
Sam never got his ass beat as a child and it shows
@TrollinCrazyRussian2 жыл бұрын
Thumb up for "POV: YOU ARE SEED" @28:08
@devinthorn81822 жыл бұрын
Paraphrasing: “They were never closer to beating me than the first time they faced me. It’s the futility that keeps me coming back.” Man, you’re hilarious. subbed haha
@beckerscantbechoosers67682 жыл бұрын
Dang, it's cool how you wrote that part at the end just for me and no one else. Super chill.
@spicychoo21422 жыл бұрын
7:40 straight raw doggin the air
@originalityisdead.9513 Жыл бұрын
Better acting than 99% of the bs Hollywood put out. You play a good Psychopath. You were playing, weren't you?
@icecreamdaycatlin88962 жыл бұрын
dude this reminds me of a guy i know who plays games like your intro. just the most simplistic way of doing things.
@ChuckJustice1232 жыл бұрын
yo sam thankyou for pumping out these amazing videos
@patrickjvanhuffel2 жыл бұрын
That beginning segment was Amazing the zoom the music everything just landed big props to the editor.