Nobody Likes You

[@Lahoesa]

5:32 I’m sorry, what kind of animal steals the center of someone else’s cinnamon roll?? 😭 there are societal lines even criminals don’t cross, this is one of them LMAO

[@amandamusic80]

Well its that or back to drugs 😆😅

[@drnot442]

Josh is cancelled just for that cinnamon roll bite. Completely out of order. But, like, we love him and I’m so conflicted but that is so out of line😞.

[@amandamusic80]

Right?! I was like JOSH NO 😅😂😂

[@skylarhoney2775]

men ! :/

[@AbbyPerry-c3j]

right but at least he didn't rub her butt while doing it

[@angangieangela5216]

Definite NO #NotConflicted

[@beethery]

Literally divorce. Divorce, goodbye.

[@covfefe95]

My goodness I never thought people shared my annoyance with being forced to sign someone’s card at work 😂 especially someone I am not cool with

[@rebo2610]

Malicious compliance is the name of the game! There's a great Reddit on it that I love to read. Love you gals! 💙

[@craiglester3296]

Pumps has had it p e o p l e ! ! Keep your hands off each other ! 😊

[@peytonbell2237]

My husband knows better than to try that shit with my food, the middle of the cinnamon roll thievery would lead me to murder

[@philliplester2030]

Question, am I Petty because I can't turn away this s*** is hilarious. And yes I have almost been moved to tears which I don't show but feel if something happened to my Superior bite of food.#don't quit❤🎉🎉🎉

[@sarahbleckman5199]

I'm with Pumps on this one. I don't want to see public ass rubs.

[@allyjay7395]

What kind of sociopath leave the best bite? What kind of sociopath steals someone else's!?

[@dan32479]

I used to get lots of feelings. Then the cops started cracking down of that.

[@bagelbenji]

Omg this bite had it is VERY Larry David and I fully agree that is like divorceable not just the actual bite but the monitoring? That’s a pre-meditated bite! First degree biting, immediate jail!

[@becplayz]

Who just eats off someone else’s plate. I would lose it 😂 I remember once it was a stinking hot day and I made myself a nice cold drink with ice and I turned around for a second and my mum skulled the whole thing it one hit. She was like oh I thought you were done with it. I hadn’t even had a sip like wtf. For the record my mum has been dead for nearly twenty years and I’m still pissed about it😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevereber3358]

It's ok to have feelings, it is also OK not to share them.

[@amandamusic80]

Pumpies throwing her head back in a cackle and her headphones fell off cracked me up 😂🤣 and as far as Josh goes, did he trade drugs for the thrill of taking Jenns good bite?! 💀 Kylie, the platinum bob is serving❤

[@ethanbrown350]

*Kiley love, PSA for others

[@kelb6073]

One time we got panera with my inlaws and i noticed his mom take his chips. She pretended she didnt realize they forgot a bag and instead of asking, just took em. She does it any time there is a food issue anywhere 💀

[@memewalkerb5305]

I agree! My dad always railed against public displays of emotions and he passed that on to me.🤣😂

[@ThefetchNZ]

I’ve had it with pharmacies that say your script is ready to be picked up and then you have to wait while they make it up.

[@Mama_Maphia]

THE MIDDLE OF THE CINNAMON ROLL? Restraining order. IMMEDIATELY.

[@cynicalmushroom]

Lol!! I love ice cream cake and I eat all the ice cream and leave the cookie fudge until last. My grandma once reached over with her fork and took half the fudge cookie and I almost put my fork through her hand. I was so pissed. Everyone had to calm me down and only one person has ever stolen my dessert after that and he learned his lesson too cause I ate his entire dessert in revenge.

[@distantkc]

You two laughing is the Best medicine.

[@qwerfy34567894749]

Truly

[@TheEmjane12]

The amount of anger that rolled through me after you said he took that center bite from you. That is a cause for excommunication.

[@snarkyandsane]

Jen: Everyone’s gotta have a first husband. This guy is probably just as good as anyone else. 🤣🤣🤣

[@lisaskwarlo3612]

Jennifer, I also edge myself with the best bite on the plate. He should be ashamed of himself.

[@markboron5581]

Six Feet Under back in the 2000s by HBO was incredible. Highly recommend watching if you have siblings. The family drama they portray is soooo accurate and feels lived in

[@AmandaJo_]

I cannot FATHOM a partner eating food off my plate while I’m not looking and still being my partner after that 😂 And if they try it when I’m looking, that bite isn’t even making it into their mouth lol.

[@bevwest7428]

My husband knows he may NOT eat off my plate unless I offer. That’s a deal breaker!

[@Bartcmh]

Piggybacking on the topic of having to sign a birthday card for someone you can’t stand. A coworker of mine will be retiring soon. I can’t wait. I can’t stand this person and will so glad when they’re gone but I will have to stand there with all the other people who had to pretend she was nice and proclaim “what a pleasure it was working with her for all these years.” Grrr, just get the h@?? Out of here and don’t let the door hit your @$$ on the way out. I can’t be the only person who’s had to deal with this.

[@kaliepillar695]

I fucking love you ladies!! Every time I think I’ve had it with all things mom, listening to you ladies perks me right back up. You are absolutely the best thing I’ve ever blindly stumbled into!

[@violabeth]

Has Josh ever experienced a fork stab to his hand while stealing from a plate belonging to others?

[@edinmybed]

That was not a good clap. Pumps and Jennifer knew it but they moved on.

[@lusitanianightshade227]

I love Aaron and I think we need to petition to have him on the show in full

[@LinneaBuras]

Only you 2 could have inspired me to subscribe to a podcast. Love y’all! If you could get Fran Lebowitz, the all time “ I’ve had it” visionary before you on the podcast that would be be really great.

[@CollinWoo]

present self is a mess!!!!!! Oldie but goodieeee!!!!!! and then immediately pumps looses her headphones. Comedy Gold❤

[@npoiriergiroux]

Thanks girls for making me laugh with ur craziness. Really need this these days. ❤

[@nurseadrianern]

Completely made my morning getting ready for work

[@lachlankay9212]

Here's the thing... I have lung cancer and emphysema. I cough A LOT. It's not contagious, but people give me the side eye constantly. They also decide to get in my face and tell me I should be wearing a mask or be at home without knowing why I'm coughing. I, too, wish people who are contagious would stay at home because the last thing I need is their sickness.

[@alivika1452]

I haven’t had enough of Jen flirting with pumps at the start of every video

[@kaneshperera1918]

Hi Jenn, Pumps and Kylie ! Huge fan of the pod all the way from Sri Lanka ! I have one request as the sole representative of the country of Sri Lanka, could you please make the theme music of the pod available on some platform? Love you guys!

[@catcipriano8224]

I've never wished more in my life to be friends with a couple of middle aged women

[@Moe-ow9jg]

This show brings me so much joy. I love y’ll. ❤️

[@romez8361]

"TOO BUSY" = OUT OF CONTROL..... 😮😮😮

[@LisaPhillips4494]

I LOVE this show. New watcher & watcher forever❤❤

[@dalebrock8462]

PBOJ, your mother sent me the sweetest card yesterday. Made my day to hear from Linda❤️

[@wisemandaryn5953]

Totally random, but it would be so cool for Jenn & Pumps to have Shannen Doherty on as a guest; her new podcast is absolutely incredible thus far and more folks should know about it. It's really revealing with respect to her career and her entire cancer journey. Her outlook and pure honesty of living and working with cancer is compelling in many ways.

[@DOCDOCFLAMINGOS]

Ummmmmm .... Just my 3¢..... BUT....Can I just say how great it is seeing Pumps getting so tickled by the at the "Disappointing Affirmations!!!" And just giving getting a full belly laugh!!

[@wendyfrenn9631]

Thank you I had a great time and laughed my ass off!😂😂😂😅😢

[@marlynnek6449]

My husband is a "best bite bandit". I feel your pain, Jennifer.

[@JKART-do5jc]

Floriduh has a huge presence of great people, There is just a lot of retired people who watch fox 24/7, that is the biggest problem and they vote. We just do not have many great politicians running. Look at our options. Kitten heals gets away with crap because he is a bully. We need more good people.

[@laineyturner3785]

I absolutely love this ❤

[@Cbiskit23]

To Pumps point, isn’t Guy Fawkes day in the UK celebrating a failed assassination attempt? Jan 6th holiday could happen!

[@kat0726]

Every Christmas morning my family has homemade Cinnamon Rolls that my mom makes for us ( I’m no Betty Crocker ) with homemade icing 😍 They’re amazing, but everyone knows to stay in their own lane, or we’ll have fight club in my kitchen Christmas Morning 😉

[@laurenashley90]

‘Why are you worried about what you used to do? You’re fuckin up right now.’ ‘How bout just fuckin stop.’ My New Year’s resolutions 😂

[@tammygarrett9261]

Josh crossed the line. NEVER touch your QUEENS food off her plate unless she offers it to you! You had to do it? The middle of the cinnamon roll? You're lucky she didn't throw you out! My husband of 45+ years knows better! WTH Josh!

[@margaretglaser6227]

i absolutely agree if he ate my center part oh no no

[@steellio5526]

About a month ago, I saw this guy reach down the back of his jeans to scratch his arse. As I got closer he pulled his hand out then SNIFFED HIS FINGERS!!! I ended up looking the nutty one though because I was on my own howling with laughter and tears running down my face. 😂

[@j4r3d29]

I. Fucking. LOVE YOU LADIES. I’m a gay Christian but you serve such truth and honesty and hilarity. I love you both. Just found y’all.

[@MoonDoggieAngel13]

Can't get enough of you two! I'd give u a 10 star review on Apple if I knew how

[@mavenpetras7035]

You know I'm loving the new advice segment, where forced listenter ask yall bout everything. It reminds me of "Ask Wendy" from the Wendy Williams show. How about naming the segment "Ask Diana?" Lol

[@kylecj221]

See as a gay man, you get invited on bachelorette trips so I pull the reverse uno and lean into the gender stereotypes and say how weird and odd it is for a man to be on a bachelorette trip bc a straight man wouldn’t be and that has a good success rate!

[@jcancer2011]

Soooo I’m 2:39 in the video and I definitely didn’t think I was going to learn the…many different ways of ass patting. Damn you ladies have done it again educating the children yasss! 🌈

[@jaygatz4335]

I'VE HAD IT with strollers on buses. Once, there were four in the same bus, all the size of minivans to accommodate all the toys, snacks, and baby accessories. You had to be a contortionist to get by them. There should be a law mandating small (four wheels and a seat allowed) strollers on buses and contraception for the parents.

[@Grumpyoldman-c7e]

I agree with Pumps. About what it would be like in ten years. Quite being a bully Jennifer. 😁

[@jamieoxman8297]

Got you pumps

[@dan32479]

I can hardly wait for the sequel: 7' Under.

[@Dragonwing5036]

So true about visiting red states. I live in FL and there are a lot of good left-leaning people. I am supposed to meet my BFF halfway, she's in Phoenix. We thought TX, but I was hesitant because I really don't like the Governor. In the end, I would go because I am sure there are some nice business owners there too.

[@simoneconde5564]

Olivia if you're out there, that was my FAVORITE I've Had It 😂❤

[@13Beachez]

I’m obsessed with Jen and Pumps saying how people feel TOO much but the very next ad is for Better Help 💀

[@skybaby444]

Easy solution….people are patting asses….LOOK AWAY.

[@thesquirrelyprepperlifesty5523]

I have just recently remembered I need to check my emails. Since I am no longer in the work force, gave up the cell phone. Instead of checking my phone, I am shoveling real S^$#!

[@margaretpalmer1378]

Took me a while to figure out who "Kit Niells" was😁

[@SL-sd3sg]

Me too! Glad I now know. 😂

[@UsernamesForDummies]

So that person is too busy to watch to, but has ample time to go on an on about how busy they are?!? Sounds to me like really bad time management and a failure in setting priorities.

[@jaygatz4335]

Bachelorette parties? It's called SPINSTER parties. I'VE HAD IT with euphemisms!

[@perfumedelight66]

24:22 Pumps 😂😂😂😂❤

[@ToastyEdward]

pumpsss we’re boycotting starbucks

[@melaniediana674]

I LOVE this show! 😂

[@zyyps]

Envious of Chandler bc my bday is October 7th and I've already learned more about Israel's crimes in the past few months than I ever thought I would lol

[@salinasbeat]

I love you guys! So funny👍

[@SkyJoy1963]

OMG - I thought I was the only one who had experienced a spouse taking the last superior bite! We were at a very nice restaurant in France and I was anticipating my last bite of a most delicious meal and my ex-husband takes his fork and stabs my last bite and eats it with delight. No asking me if I’m finished or “can I have that last part of your meal?” Argggghhh…

[@stevereber3358]

Whenever I have to go on public transport I lock all my children in a closet with bottled water and a bucket, just in case I have to help you with your kids

[@gailchurch194]

I've had it with Lume commercials. Seriously. I then can only think of stinky butts. But the worst Lume commercials is the discussion of semen leakage that showers don't handle. It's gotta stop! Lo!l😮😅😊

[@gabriellefagan1014]

Yes!

[@mattmayo3539]

The first time I heard nobody likes you was when my neighbor yelled it to my other neighbor when he complained about dogs barking and playing in the yard during the day.

[@margiechildress]

Daaaaaanng! BIG VIOLATION- remind him that a woman NEEEVVVER FORGETS A SINGLE THING their Spouse does that made us feel hurt. EVER!

[@steveeuphrates-river7342]

Yeah, can't just take food off peoples' plates

[@dan32479]

When we have 91 felony conviction we will need 91 new holidays.

[@skybaby444]

Note to woman with pram: next time ask a woman for help. Correction: ask a child bearing aged woman.

[@Lezbehonest88]

Lol, I love cinnamon rolls. But I don’t like the center🙈

[@stevereber3358]

In the 90's the joke was "The hardest part of learning to rollerblade is coming out to your parents." Pickleball is the new rollerblading.

[@jamieoxman8297]

Normal People

[@carissaree]

I am SO guilty of doing the ass patting in public with my man - I’m sorry Pumps 😭

[@briggs5534]

professional atheist Christopher Hitchens was asked what's good about life. His answer was 'what makes me happy is gloating at the misfortunes of others' ... (speaking of affirmations)

[@amoo7811]

I’ve had it wish josh

[@aprillehanlon3605]

I'm with Pumps on the public ass pat and rub thing. Just say NO to PDA.

[@luisfigueroa3580]

Starbucks?

[@altoeager2635]

Maybe I’m spending too much time watching podcasts 😂

[@akudashaku]

You should divorce him...

[@KyshiaMarie]

Was hearts of palm just Hozier?

[@vixie77777]

what number do you call to leave voice memo/message?

[@nataliemcgovern3087]

Love you LAYDEEZ 😊

[@BenjieFaglie]

this is full on Karen behavior, Princess Diangela. I'm surprised you didn't call 911 to complain

[@mattfox2716]

The average life spans are so low because children died at year 0. If you made it to adolescence you probably lived a lot longer. But yea, I’ve had it with that shit too.