Nobody's Gonna Know... - REACTION

[@jamieschaan4344]

On the note of mistaking one thing for another, take it from me…… don’t EVER put hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer. My man and I were getting intimate and those bottles feel identical and he accidentally grabbed the sanitizer. The pain I felt was incredible!!! A hospital visit and 24 hours later, it was still burning. It killed the mood instantly lol. We are still together today but NEVER put those 2 bottles anywhere near each other.

[@t-98]

Christ, I’m sat down but just reading that made me want to curl up into a ball

[@erikarussell1142]

Omg I am screaming for you!!!!

[@Divine1767]

Sounds painful...Felt your pain from here😶😶😶🥴🥴

[@CalSnowFyre]

I'm sorry for laughing at your pain

[@roselover411]

Aaaaaaagh just thinking of that is horrible, I can't even fully imagine how much that would hurt

[@anjajensen1442]

Went to a pink floyd concert 35 years ago...my husband strapped a wine cask bladder to his side...i think it was full with jack daniels...when going inside we were briefly frisked...they stopped my husband & asked what that was under his shirt...he told them it was his colostomy bag!!!...the guy frisking him promptly raised his hands & waved him through...🤣🤣🤣...pink floyd was great...hugs from south australia🥰

[@Breezely22]

Big oof

[@roomum9829]

OMG, I missed out and couldn't get a ticket because they sold out so quickly, and a friend had tickets to every nights concert they had in Sydney and he would not sell me even one, not even just one of them. I still hate that douchebag! 😂😂

[@CheleBoxy]

OMG! THAT'S BRILLIANT!!

[@kimberlyvarra4044]

It is…….but not when you actually have an ostomy bag 😢.

[@safffff1000]

I just buy the biggest drink the local vendors sell and go back and dump half of it out and fill it with 151 rum. last a long time

[@matthewfuhrken9835]

it wasn't foil on the plane armrest, it was what is called "speed tape". its a common repair tape for use on aircraft mainly for aluminum parts. but I'm assuming the aircraft maintenance worker was pressed for time and didn't want people picking at it more (its super strong) until they could get a replacement arm put on and just grabbed their nearby roll of tape to wrap it up to get the plan in the air on time.

[@LazyIRanch]

Thank you! I learned something today, so now I can shut my brain off since it's full for now lol 🤪

[@Nylak-Otter]

We use that at our animal shelter to repair rusted fence bars. It is not super strong. A pomeranian ripped it off the bar after being applied properly by a "professional" with little effort. I watched her do it. I swear she was laughing before I ripped the shiny bits of her new grill out of her mouth.

[@melissaj.beaver9164]

There is some aluminum tape that I use around my window unit air conditioners that looks exactly the same. It’s pretty strong, too, but probably not as strong.

[@amaristhecrow7084]

I said the same thing. It is awesome tape. lol.

[@colorbugoriginals4457]

i thought it was a clever emergency fix

[@iMaddCraze]

6:53 absolutely CACKLED. We have water restrictions during summer in Australia! Everything turns brown and a shade of dead! EVERYONE'S lawns die. Freaking go ahead and paint it green! Why not? You can stop looking out your window and feeling bad every time! 😂

[@FaultAndDakranon]

Yup. Lawn is such a useless water sink. Everyone's lawn dies in summer unless we get El Nino, and instead we get a flood 😅

[@mchlle94]

There are more sustainable options than grass, such as clover. Also, that paint probably pollutes the grass and ground, so not so great after all.

[@aliciashanks5239]

They might have done this to sell the house, looks like a model 🤷‍♀️

[@karaamundson3964]

💯 💶

[@Heathers_Handbags]

03:07 the "tinfoil" on the arm of the seat is something called speed tape. It is an industrial foil tape holding the arm together for some reason, Like the screws came out or someone took them out. (It happens a lot.) I am an interior aircraft mechanic for 10 years. This is very common for mechanics at the airport to wrap whatever item is broken to hold it together until a routine maintenance check comes up.

[@robertheinkel6225]

We used it quite a bit on the tankers. Expensive but effective.

[@chandrasunny]

Came here to say the same thing, also it may not be used in the engines but it sure does go on the outside parts that you associate with the engine (the cowlings).

[@DancerMusicanActress]

I actually had to go look up Henry Cavill's height. I was like "he's not short". He's 6'1", tom cruise is short for a dude but Henry is not

[@caljones]

I’m pretty sure Charlotte is tall for a woman, so I guess he would be kinda short in comparison

[@gurenkoestine8870]

Me too, i had to look into it and i was like "WHOAH! if he is short, i am a lilliputian." xD 185cm vs my 159,5cm.

[@caljones]

@@gurenkoestine8870 I’m, like, 153cm. Maybe 154. (5’ 0.5”)

[@omegasage777]

Yeah that gave me pause too, because Henry is definitely not a short man LOL. I think she must have been thinking of a different actor

[@wendyschlagwein5824]

Exactly especially for an actor he is quite big. I mean. Hollywood is filled with short men. And Henry is not one of them. 😂

[@wileyb2004]

When I was younger (many, many years ago), my oldest sister worked in a small movie theater and my dad was raising 3 girls on his own so when he was working on the weekends (he worked 3 jobs), I would go w/my sister to her job. The manager was okay with it because I was well behaved and never caused issues. Needless to say, I watched a lot of movies and had a lot of fun!

[@dimitriosfotopoulos3689]

Bobette, in the late 70's, I worked in a theater in my late teens. I think they expect that family & friends come by now and then. We even had a deal with the theater across town that we would allow employees from there visit and bring their dates, as long as they reciprocated. I was just a dopey kid at the time, but it seemed like one of the perks of working there. That, and all the popcorn you can eat. Those were the days...

[@daniellenelson5300]

A few years back my older brother worked at the local theater cleaning we used to get free tickets

[@hiko73]

Awww, that's a good dad

[@beccahetrick9854]

About the grass thing, a lot of states in the southwest US have extremely strict laws about water use and watering grass and plants because they're still in a severe drought

[@airora_aerial]

Also, companies that apply fertilizer to grass spray a colored dye to see where they have applied, so that it is done evenly. I am pretty sure that was just a fertilizer treatment, not an attempt to actually fool anyone. I saw it done at my college and thought it was silly until I realized it had a purpose behind it.

[@Snowymae]

Where I live they are just getting fake lawns now, they look really nice although they still require maintenance

[@Im_Iconic-Youre_Ironic]

Sounds like a them problem

[@Aurora3242]

In Az. they religiously plant grass, trees, and bushes to help keep the temps down...and because the desert is ugly in the summer! And they used the colored stuff for fertilizer and weed killer to prove they are NOT spraying peoples yard plants!

[@AnnekeOosterink]

It would help if they could just plant native plants that are better suited for the weather. Like. If your climate is hot and dry, most grass is simply not going to like it.

[@annnichols3091]

Heh - years ago my younger sister was supposed to bring a cake to a work potluck. She was terribly embarrassed that she'd made it from a mix and used canned frosting. Her co-workers were much younger than she was and they were shocked that she'd taken the trouble to make a "home-made" cake instead of just buying one in the grocery store. We're in our 60s now. For us, a home-made cake is still one that you measure out and mix the flour, sugar, egg, spices, etc. yourself and boil that frosting.

[@Krmcgchy]

Only 30 but same feeling about homemade. It killed me to dump a can of cherry filling into my homemade pie crust at Thanksgiving last year. Everyone loved it though. But I would know almost instantly. There's something about box cake mix and especially the canned frosting that makes me instantly sick. I'm not sure if it's something in the production process or some sort of preservative as alot of processed food makes me sick. There's alot of home bakeries that cheat and use box cake mix but use homemade frosting. It even happened in a storefront bakery once. We were doing a tasting for our wedding cake and by the time we got to the car I was sick. First last and only place we sampled wedding cakes. After that experience I just made it myself.

[@Fiona2254]

IF you have to use cake mix add 8 oz of soft cream cheese to the batter. Use butter instead of oil and add a little extra vanilla. It won’t taste like box. I still make my cake home made but if I have to hack it then this is the way I’d do it.

[@Fiona2254]

@@Krmcgchy yeah if I had a reaction to preservatives I would never do the cake mix hack 😬

[@jraxreviewsxcosplayxmore6934]

That was always my home baked cake ❤

[@AW-xc1xc]

@@KrmcgchyFinally someone with the same experience as me! For some reason I always know when something's not really made from scratch. Starting to wonder if I'm allergic to preservatives or something.

[@OkieTLB]

Okay, so when my daughter was in high school she bought herself a large round half styrofoam bowl thing from a craft store. She would fill it with candy and popcorn from home, attach it to her belly under a big, large sweatshirt and that is how she went to the movies! She could have cared less that she was a high school teenager that looked like she was 8 months pregnant. She would pull it out after they were seated and her and her friends would just eat right out of that styrofoam bowl. That girl of mine is a GENIUS!

[@coltonsmith3270]

couldn't* have cared less. if you could care less, it means you care

[@michellethiesen7972]

That's amazing I'll have to try that

[@ValenesCottageBakery]

@@coltonsmith3270 this is true, but for whatever reason, people never say it right

[@EXOistheStandard]

In my country they check our body 😢

[@scrawlystigger]

@@EXOistheStandard surely that’s illegal to conduct a body search in the cinema !!!!

[@LKH-mm2ls]

The cheat notes on the shoe..lol I kept writing and re writing my notes, trying to get them small enough that I could conceal them inside my pant cuff. Only thing was, I didn’t need them after all that lol I wrote them so much, I memorized them. Lol. Only time I ever tried the cheat. And failed at cheating lol.

[@erikarussell1142]

I think that's a win at cheating. Lol

[@lucianacarvalho3136]

What if you write in a really small handwriting and can't read it hahaha

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

We had high school teacher who made sure our feet were flat on the floor.

[@meisjeViv]

I've had teachers allowing one one sided A4 paper as a cheat sheet, encouraging students to put as much on there as they could, to encourage exactly what you did haha, creative engagement with the course material, deciding what is most important to know, and an alternative tactic to memorise it 😎

[@issecret1]

That happened to me too. We played ourselves

[@recycledapathy7411]

So with the lasagna thing: My mom would do that. Thing is, we always knew because the frozen lasagna was actually better than the one Mom made from scratch. She even admitted that she didn't put enough spices and herbs in her lasagna. So what my mom would do is put the frozen one in the glass Pyrex pan, and then sprinkle some extra cheese on top. Later, when I was grown and out of the house, I made a homemade one, and brought some to my parents. Mom was like, "What brand is this?" I said "This is Home-Cooked brand, trademark me" and from then on, Mom would periodically give me money to make lasagna for them (because homemade is cheaper than frozen) and one year for Christmas my folks gave me a crock pot casserole cooker, which I used just to make lasagna for like 15 years until the crockery part of it broke. I miss that casserole cooker, seriously. I hate making lasagna in the oven now.

[@prjndigo]

Had one of those and miss it utterly. My larger buffet flat crock is too big for doing noodly stuff 8( but excellent for making stored sauces and prep-cooking meats.

[@MissCaraMint]

Wait. Are you telling me I can use Mr crock pot to make lasagna?

[@wordreet]

I've never made lasagna, but I do put a load of extra cheese on store bought pizza. And maybe chopped onions. And maybe chopped mushrooms. And ground black pepper, turmeric, garlic. The pizzas are really cheap, ok?

[@carloduroni5629]

It's hard to believe that it's possible to make lasagne (BTW, it's plural) at home which are WORSE than industrial ones. P.S.: "spices and herbs"? Lasagne are made with pasta+ragù+parmigiano+bechamel. Stop. And in an oven (in fact they're called also "pasta al forno", i.e. "oven pasta".)

[@kristinjayne6720]

You could buy another crockpot.

[@TiaMargarita]

Ret. HS teacher here. One student had zero cheating game. He taped his cheat sheet on his jacket but the student in front of him wouldn’t let him hang his jacket on her chair. Determined not to let his cheat sheet go to waste, he then tried to stand his jacket up on its own. 😂 I was dying! I stood behind him and then the class caught on. We watched him hilariously focused on getting that jacket to stay up, absolutely oblivious. A student laughed and set us all off. Oh, his face! Shocked beyond belief. He knew he was in for it but I was far too entertained to consequence him. He never attempted to cheat again in my class. 😂

[@melissahoneybee8493]

Is “consequence” a verb now?

[@kelleywyskiel8513]

I think getting caught in such a hilariously but embarrassing way taught him the lesson of maybe I’ll put this much effort into studying. Lol.

[@TiaMargarita]

@@kelleywyskiel8513 Exactly!

[@TiaMargarita]

@@melissahoneybee8493 For my family, yup. Just extended it to my “other kids”

[@marisa1637]

Or he never got caught again...

[@mskliz666]

That dog is unbelievable smart, not only managed to get pizza but also left the box intact damn 🐶

[@Jess-vk6mp]

8:03 when she said dogs never learn and keep eating the same things that make them sick, reminded me of our dog Bubba we had when I was a kid. He was a 150lb Bull mastiff and he CONSTANTLY ate my dads long as tube socks. When Bubba would try to poop them out they’d always get stuck and hang out of him 😂 As a kid it happened so often I thought it was just normal for dogs to do that. And also normal for my step mom to have to go out into the back yard and pull nasty long socks out of him hahaha. Bubba was stupid and never learned basically. And my dad never learned how to pick up his stupid socks either lol. I had a really weird childhood

[@propio2957]

Omg, the imagery of this 😂😂😂

[@ItsMeDarlaLee]

Omg how did Bubba not die from this? Couldn’t that kill a dog?

[@Jess-vk6mp]

@@ItsMeDarlaLee I genuinely have no idea. He was a huge dog though and he had an iron stomach. If he was a smaller dog or one that wasn’t as hearty as bubba I could imagine it could easily kill a dog by impaction.

[@kumalsd]

The common inequality where its a fault of your dad and your poor mum has to deal with that crap..

[@MeowHelloKitty]

@@ItsMeDarlaLeeWow, YES, that can definitely kill both dogs and cats. 😢 Bubba was incredibly lucky. I’ve read a lot of accounts of dogs ingesting pantyhose, for instance, and basically it wraps around their intestines and they have to have surgery, and they don’t always make it. It’s not necessarily even figured out by their humans until it’s too late. Same thing with cats and yarn and string. It’s why I don’t use tinsel on my Christmas trees. Another thing the veterinarians tell you is to never pull any string like object that is coming out of your cat or dogs anus as it can pull their intestines and hurt them very badly.

[@laurahudson8210]

Over 15 years ago, my toenail got ripped off and I had to keep it covered. I decided to paint nail polish on the Band-Aid. My normal shoes during that time were flip flops. Unless I told them, no one ever noticed that it was a Band-Aid.

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Lol!!!!! It's funny, because no one looks that closely. About 10 years ago, I fractured a bone on my left hand. It was at the crux of my cuticle. I had to wear a brace around it and I was going to lose the nail. I had long nails at the time so I glued and then medical taped an acrylic in it place!!!!

[@ETalamante]

"Well endowed while in the cloud, normal girth when back to earth." You're welcome, Charlotte.

[@marihelensearle8669]

🤣🤪😜🤣 Good one! I literally lol

[@jadeandblood]

Oh I had a way different interpretation of this. How flexible!

[@agarcamila]

The first video is a famous place in Rio. The thing about it it's that from a certain angle it looks like you are hanging from a cliff. However, there's a big rock a few meters below. The second video was made by a Brazilian! As a Brazilian myself I'm feeling very much represented! Thanks, potato queen! ❤

[@CormacWrites8]

Obrigado, this was driving me nuts trying to figure out what the difference was (that he wasn't doing the same jump but a backflip, was even more confusing).

[@helenaborges4880]

Sigo sem entender pq o backflip haha

[@CormacWrites8]

@@helenaborges4880 Absolutamente!

[@karlarenae9617]

"I really wanted an airhead!" Poor Charlotte is going to forget she said this and then be really confused when she starts receiving hundreds of airheads in the post.

[@flitsertheo]

It could also be a trick to get hundreds of Airheads for free.

[@2tears943]

That green paint you see them spraying on the lawn actually does help the grass grow in thicker and healthier - when I first saw it I thought it was paint but it’s actually some kind of nutrient filled spray that’s actually really good for the grass and healthy for the environment and is nontoxic to animals

[@ramachandra776]

Confession time by Charlotte. "What dumb guy is going to pay for our drinks now" 🤣 . Charlotte really had a wild time in her 20's .

[@LazyIRanch]

In the 80s, I had a gorgeous friend like Charlotte and we used to go out to this nice dance club called Elan. I'm asexual (didn't know that at the time, just knew I had zero libido), I'm very plain, but loved going there because in the back there were game boards for backgammon. This was near SMU college, so I was in my element hanging out with the nerdy guys and foreign students who weren't into loud music and shaking their groove thang. The walls were decorated with bookshelves filled with old books that could be bought by the box-full very cheaply. I found one from 1910 on etiquette that was so interesting, I stole it! To this day, it's the only thing I've ever stolen. I still think I had more fun than her! That's where I developed my squish for men and women from Asia, especially if they are Sikh. The ones I met were kind people and funny as heck! (BTW, squish is asexual slang for non-romantic and generally non-sexual infatuation with somebody one is not dating, or the object of that infatuation; a platonic crush.) Nerds buy drinks too, they just don't tend to expect as much in return. They value companionship and conversation.

[@calliencathy]

When I was in my 20's my friends and I used to get into many bars by telling the doorman I was dating the drummer - we, of course, were not in the list, so I'd say " ok tell him I showed up and he didn't put us in the list" and I acted mad- it worked probably half the time (I always went up to the drummer during a set break to let him know I was his gf- that often turned into more fun)...when I was 37, a few of us went out once (we never went out for years) and we were joking about how could we get in for free now when I was so old- when we got to the bar I told the doorman " we should be in the list because I'm the drummer's mother" and my friends started laughing so hard- he let me in for free but not my friends but he clearly knew we were lying

[@babymama406]

I’m training my teenage sons to not be the “dumb guys” to buy the women drinks. It’s looking promising so far, but who knows? I’m trying my best. Yes, since I have sons, I have gone to the other side and taught my sons about the ways of women. I’m a traitor and I have no regrets. The ladies will just have to find another sucker.

[@CrystalRose333]

@babymama406 you could teach your sons not to buy drinks for females with the intention of getting them in bed. I have a son so I get it & im all for giving them some advice but at the same time I'm not going to lead him to believe something like buying a girl a drink makes them a sucker. If he goes into the situation with expectations (i.e something physical/intimate in return for his generosity) then he shouldn't be surprised if he gets hustled for some drinks. Not every chick you buy a drink is going to sleep with you or owes you anything at all. She didn't ask for the drink...

[@misshell2223]

@@CrystalRose333 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Very well said!!!

[@sarahelizabeth7890]

My husband and I own a seed farm in Oklahoma. The grass he is “spraying” is probably just dormant Bermuda grass :) it’s sleeping through the winter! It will grow green again when it wakes up in the spring. Not a terrible idea to spray paint it until then!! The more you know! Lol And as many others have said, thank you Charlotte for your laugh and sense of humor. ♥️

[@melissagreen7327]

Another okie here and I had the sane thought! Alot of people around me do hyrdoseeding at the end of April and I see colors range from bright green to bluish.

[@david-bl8lx]

Here in California, we spray paint several yards green during the drought.

[@stijnvanderveken]

A colleague painter of mine here in Belgium made good money out of this. He started doing this a couple of years ago when we had a big heatwave. It was so dry the government had to ban people from using drinking water to water they're plants and grass. So he saw a business model in painting yards green so they didn't have to use water to have a green yard 🤣🤣

[@amberfuchscia709]

@@david-bl8lx thank you. I was going to make the same statement. We are brown here most of the year and due to our extended drought we find ways to keep the look without the water.

[@crazy4beatles]

It's so smart. Beats wasting water during a drought. And no one can tell the difference just driving by.

[@patriciamarieluat7693]

Is it just me... or does anyone else think CallMeKris and Charlotte should make a video together 😂😂😂

[@caljones]

I’ve been thinking that for a looooooooooooooong time

[@patriciamarieluat7693]

@@caljones right???? They would be hilarious togetherrrrr

[@erikarussell1142]

Omg YEEESSSS!!!!!

[@erikarussell1142]

@@caljones same

[@demosteneswiggin5122]

OMG! YES! That would be amazing!

[@TheDawnbringer]

Charlotte, I saw your short with the awards dress. You looked positively radiant, and it made me feel so happy and proud of you!

[@IamNG8]

just want to add... my dog once did "the pizza trick" (7:50) and she actually set the stove on fire... so I've learned that it's a VERY bad place to store your pizza :o (the knobs were on the front side of the stove and he must have switched on one while dropping herself on the ground). Besides the fire damage on the stove itself, everything was okay, the smoke was the worst part :D and that's also how I discovered what had happened...

[@funke_mama]

Omg, no way, the story about your friend gluing her eyes shut, I did that EXACT same thing only it was Christmas eve so there weren't any clinics or optometrists open 😟. I feel so much better knowing I'm not the only one! 😅 But I will say, the bottles for contact drops and nail glue do look unfortunately very similar. Now I make sure to never leave them both on my night stand. My niece never lets me forget it either, "Auntie remember that time you put glue in your eyes?" 🤦‍♀️

[@CharlotteDobre]

Omg that’s insane! Glad you’re ok! Funny thing is we were at a cottage in the middle of nowhere and we just HAPPENED to have a doctor with us!

[@KayleeFarnes]

I like the vacuuming up the sock one. If my husband is going to keep leaving his socks where they don't belong, they risk the same fate. 😅

[@kathleenlytle7362]

Put his dirty socks in his pillowcase

[@meisjeViv]

Lol your man does that too? I thought mine was the only one 😂 just taking off his socks wherever he is sitting or standing and then leaving them there 💀

[@daniellenelson5300]

I should do that to my boyfriend, the man doesn't seem to know where the hamper is, but we buy packs & share them because socks get lost so easily lol

[@nyxcuseme]

We blamed the missing pizza on the dog once, next time we had pizza the CAT jumped on the table and wanted to run away with a piece. Had to apologize to poor doggo! :'D

[@WomanRoaring]

One time my mom was visiting me. I was in the bathroom and she came in my room to chat, she put her plate with pizza on my bed (ya gross why? lol) and one of my cats (named ninja lol) jumped up and stole the slice when she wasn’t looking 😂😂😂😂

[@LuxeLuminaSoaps]

8:55 We hid stuff under tampons and pads when we were in basic. Worked like a charm lol

[@lisatune4797]

The spray-painted lawn is actually fertilizer/seed&weed that is spraying on after a dry winter, it’s green so one can see clearly where it has been applied. Fades after a few waterings, and becomes a pretty lawn. I only know this cus I saw the process when I lived in Memphis for a minute. I was confused at first too, lol ❤️

[@tristonanan]

"That's how they make all these actors like... Henry Cavil tall." Charlotte, the man is 6'1" 😂

[@marcellakopeckka]

The comment I looked for. Thanks 😁

[@leahwalker192]

I looked too, even a year later. 😂

[@AshendrisSilvermist]

@@leahwalker192 LOL me too! I just said "WHAT? Henry Cavill?" ~franticly typing in Google to see he's 6'1"~ I... I think she trolled us lmao

[@leahwalker192]

@@AshendrisSilvermist she may have😂

[@Arcanist_Gaming]

Some advice from a former cosplayer here: if you're gonna paint the soles of some heels, do yourself a favor and mask off parts you don't want painted and use spray paint instead. The paint coat will be much more even and not have potential bruh-strokes in it. In the case of most PVC or pleather booths, any adhesive residue should be pretty easy to wipe off if necessary (with what, I am unsure, but I generally go for isopropyl and/or argan oil. I'm still not sure which of them is the one that works, but that's how I've gotten glue off of other stuff lol)

[@erikarussell1142]

Bitchin advice, thanks bestie!!

[@Arcanist_Gaming]

@@erikarussell1142 No problem. I share my strange art skills with whomever I can lol

[@misshell2223]

Cool advice

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Louboutin's have shiny soles and hers were not. Your idea of spraying them is a good idea, a high gloss paint. People that are very familiar with those shoes are going to know they are fakes anyhow.

[@Arcanist_Gaming]

@@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone I wouldn't know as I think designer clothing is a scam, but random pseudo-win for me, I guess! lol

[@Annie-vr2tv]

Dog stealing the pizza is exactly what happened to me a few years ago on Christmas Eve. Too funny, but what happened was I ordered my eldest a pizza to share with her boyfriend but neither came over to collect it. Next day (Christmas Day) she came over and whilst talking, my youngest dog managed to get inside the bag, tip it over, open the pizza box and have a great personal Christmas. Only took 4 slices out of 8 though. Was amused. My eldest dog grabbed one herself, took it to the lounge and happily ate it too. Was an amusing sight to see. Couldn't tell my dogs off.

[@kelleywyskiel8513]

That’s adorable. Happy dogs. Lol

[@nicky740]

My cat once stole my steak. I came back into the kitchen to see my cat had dragged it clear across the counters and down on the floor and ate a good chunk of it.

[@sngray11]

Did they get sick? Tomatoes and garlic are toxic to dogs.

[@Annie-vr2tv]

@@sngray11 No they didn't. The daft pair of dogs.

[@CoZiJoZi86]

Lol yes Charlotte, you have told that story a million times and it is still funny every time you tell it we agree!!

[@CHAZZZZZA1]

When my best friend and I were young we used to share one bag every time we went out. One weekend she would have the bag with all our stuff and the next time I would have the bag. And one night when I had the bag I had fake nails on and she also had eye drops in my bag because she wore contacts. Needless to say I think you can imagine what happened….I glued her eyes shut…… 8 hours in emergency later they had to chop her eye lashes off. She is so kind just honestly tried to make me feel better ❤ love you Alex xxx

[@sonyalindee8676]

11:07 this is how I saw Star Wars like eight times in the hot summer of 1978…May the Force be with You. 🤭

[@neilprice513]

My dad once mistook "deep heat sore muscle spray" for deodorant. Seeing him scream and run upstairs with his arms up high, to quickly wash it off, was hilarious. 🤣

[@erikarussell1142]

I can only imagine and I'm lol.

[@beverlineashioya1873]

I did the same with a pepper spray 😂 while at work.. On a hot day. Felt like ripping my skin off 🥵

[@erikarussell1142]

@@beverlineashioya1873 I accidentally pepper sprayed myself once. I came across it in the cabinet in the bathroom while cleaning, I grabbed it thinking it was garbage as it was suuuuper light. I stuck it in my hand, and grabbed a handful of more stuff that was expired or now unnecessary, while not even thinking I shoved everything in my elbow and squished a random bag into my elbow as well. Welp, that damn can was faced at an angle towards the sky and when I pushed down, it pushed the button. The bathroom is was in was just a toilet and sink and that's it. So I'm in this tiny space, with no airflow, I've maced myself, and it's on my shirt as well. My EVERYTHING was on fire!!! It hurt to take my shirt off too. I was tempted to cut the damn thing off me. I took the coldest longest shower of my life. Turns out it was the oldest girl child's and she unintentionally put it there when she came home drunk from a party. Yay me!!! Went almost my whole ass life without getting maced and did it to my own damn self in the ditziest way possible. Go figure.

[@beverlineashioya1873]

@@erikarussell1142 😂 sorry about that

[@sluttymctits4496]

I first discovered this was a no-no when I was in high school. I went with a few teammates to a big state track and field competition. During our down time we would all hang out in a big camping tent. I left to get a snack and when I went to climb into the tent, I heard one of my relay teammates just start screaming and the other girls laughing. I looked at her like she was crazy and asked what happened. She said she went into my bag and took out what she thought was deodorant. Turns out it was an Icy Hot stick. The burning! It didn't occur to me at the time, but why was she going through my bag, and why was she going to use my personal deodorant? 🤔

[@TLoveJesus]

I had vinyl can covers for my beer in '79. Coke, Pepsi and Seven up. Worked like a charm.

[@DollyAnna]

The first video is a very famous rock in Rio. It's a popular photography spot because taken from the right angle it looks EXTREMELY high. But it's actually just a metre away from the rest of the hill it's on.

[@spencesational22]

Omg that one vacuum with the sock was a central vacuum! It’s one vacuum that rums in pipes through the whole house to one unit in the garage and you just move the hose around. Oh man, you just unlocked childhood memories of that at my grandmother’s house. Wow.

[@sweetpeasarah1]

Charlotte coming through on this nasty rainy VA day to brighten it up with laughter and her funny AF personality! Love you so much girl…you’re awesome!!!😘

[@sageoz9886]

The green dyed lawn is genius. In the US, one quarter of all fresh water is used to upkeep lawn grass. For many places suffering shortage it makes some sense especially if you live in one of the many regulated by zoning rules that force growing grass lawns. The best solution is to just have landscaping that is natural and indigenous

[@Little_Lepus]

I was thinking the same thing! Those lawns are a stupidly expensive waste of water!

[@moniqueengleman873]

Actually only 8% of personal water use is used. They act like we are wasting ALL THE WATER, meanwhile industry and giant agriculture uses most of the distribution. I still turn off the water while I brush my teeth 😂

[@katrinascarlet5637]

I haven't found a solution for the dogs. They kill my grass by running so much. Seedlings don't make it and when I keep them out of the back yard long enough for them to take the dogs will just kill the grass again in a week

[@97LauraLee]

@@moniqueengleman873 What do you mean you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? Are there people who would just leave it running for 3 minutes? Who does that?

[@moniqueengleman873]

@@97LauraLee You would not believe how many people let the water run!!!!! It kills me. Not everyone is awake.

[@rubberducky8065]

1:30 I once woke up from a "20 minute nap" (it was 3 hours) and still had mascara on and grabbed the nail polish remover instead of the makeup remover. I then went blind for some while. It burned. I used a lot of water. But heeeyyy I can see again 😂 was quite overwhelming to not see anything for a solid 5 minutes 😂

[@Katherine_critters]

Omg are you ok😂❤sorry for laughing at you agony

[@canadianqueenbee845]

When I was like 18, I got my wisdom teeth pulled n was on pain meds. Anyway my BFF & I were going out n getting ready together & she asked me to apply her lashes since I was better at it & I accidentally picked up the extra strength orajel instead of the lash glue & fully sat there for 15 mins trying to figure out why they weren't sticking all while applying more orajel lmfao. Finally she realized what I had done after her eye went fully numb 🤣🤣🤣 she was a good sport n we laughed about it the rest of the night & now it's ONE of our funniest memories together ❤❤❤

[@_maxmayhem_]

For the grass one: if you're in a drought state, there's watering restrictions. The painting was introduced I think first in California to make up for all the grass being dead because you weren't allowed to water. Nothing new is going to grow if there's no water for it when it's already baking :P

[@ohthereyouarepeter1435]

5:35 yooooo kallmekriss NAILS it lol you should check her out 💜💜💜💜 omfg.. you two should Collab!!!! You two are my queens and it would be great to see you two together!!!

[@j22mattones]

My dogs have done this a few times. They love pizza. Regarding the ladies coming up to me asking me to buy them drinks, 3 women came up to me as I was ordering and asked me, I didn't say yes, but I ordered 4 shots of really nice tequila. They looked at each other knowing it was top shelf but also not wanting tequila. As soon as the bartender poured them I looked at them and shot all 4 of them, back to back and then walked away. 2 were pissed, one was impressed and she laughed then came and hung out with me and my friends for a bit. That's as far as it went, but it was hilarious nevertheless.

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

We went all out with our theater hopping in junior high, we would find out how long each movie was and did the math to make sure we didn't have any overlap and miss any part of a movie.

[@mantan9400]

0:01 I want to whisper this to Charlotte Dobre, but she will never give me the chance.

[@lemonshobbies]

10:12 It's all fun in games until your kid drinks it, thinking It's their parents Pepsi.

[@SheenaRM]

12:35 I was SUPER scared of aliens coming for me when I was a child so I used to hid in a pile of stuffed animals on my bed at night just like that 2nd to last video. I wouldn’t move the ENTIRE night!! I thought I was so clever. At least I found a way to be able to sleep at night though. 😂😂😂😂

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Lol!! It's like a reverse "ET", hiding in a pile of stuffed animals from the humans!!!!

[@elizabetholiver777]

The green dye on the lawn! I used to work next to a country club, and we could see the staff doing this during very dry hot summers 😂

[@xxbloodorchidxx6711]

Lmao the bread and the liquor bring back memories of when I worked bag check at a festival. Picking up a really heavy loaf of bread while I searched the bags was sus. So I shook it and the cut part came loose. Busted. XD they think they sneaky!! I then later found two other loafs of bread with empty bottles inside the seating fields when staff was cleaning the field after the concerts.

[@SarahFrickArt]

The shoe cheat notes reminded me of a long time ago a college psych teacher told a story about how young women would hide cheating notes on their thigh or suggestive places so if the (male) teacher caught them they could claim that they were being looked at in unsavory ways!

[@lilmissbba7241]

10:07 that will work until your toddler walks up and takes a sip out of that like they do with their juice cups 🤣💀

[@trishaann56]

There are companies that do this lawn dyeing in California and Nevada. People can't water their lawns due to water rationing.

[@cloud9beauty]

Oh good, let’s spray more unnecessary chemicals into the water table

[@tori-loo]

Okay but hollowing out a baguette to sneak alcohol into a festival is 100% the best idea and I will be trying it next year 😂

[@ericwilliams1659]

My favorite "sneak alcohol in" video was people a week before buried a bottle in the dirt next to a small tree/shrubbery. Than day of the festival they simply dug it up.

[@StrangeFacinations]

I knew people who hid beer at Disneyland, on a rope in Tom Sawyer's lake, a week before the senior party. They weren't looking for it in advance.

[@stijnvanderveken]

wouldn't work here in Belgium, your not allowed to bring food to the festival. I think they sell it for "safety reasons", but honestly I think it's just made up so your forced to pay for the overpriced food inside the festival grounds

[@dustinriley8059]

@@stijnvanderveken There's been an easy option for women for quite some time. alcohol holding bra pad inserts have existed for a long time.

[@richardhagerdon4849]

Going to share that one to the "Bills Mafia".

[@howlingarmadillo]

I cheated on a history test in school once back in junior high by placing the textbook under my chair and then opening it during the test and flipping to the answers I needed with my feet. I... honestly don't know how I got away with it. Or how I managed to turn the pages of the book with my shoes on without just mangling it.

[@indolilly]

Omg same haha 😄

[@brokenfae1296]

The grass looked like Bermuda grass that many southern states use. Can hold up great in the summer scorch but goes brown like that in the winter months. Looks like he greened it during winter. xD

[@Dylan_Nash]

@Charlotte Dobre Your Joan Rivers-esque voice at 12:22 was 🤩!

[@SvetGolovkin1462]

I certainly love your energy giving these reactions. Keeps my stress, head concussion, ptsd relieved. Thank-You

[@martinaasandersen3775]

11:30 In my country movie theaters have different entrance (ticket needed to enter the area with the entrances) and exit (leads outside the ticket zone) and when the movie is close to ending they stand at the entrance so you can only use the exit. So if you want to watch the whole movie you cant do that.

[@martinaasandersen3775]

Also makes it better for fire safety that not every cinema hall needs to exit the same way as they each have their own.

[@calliencathy]

I once went to an INXS concert (London Ontario) and we drove there and tried to drink in the car just before the concert started - a police officer caught us and told us to dump it or we were going to get a fine...I asked if we could keep it and take the fine- he said no- it was going to get dumped no matter what, the fine depended on how cooperative we were- it was hard dumping it out but still loved the concert (at UWO).

[@Pressity1]

For the record, the contact container is an AWESOME super compact travel container for people who don’t wear contacts! I’ve never had normal vision so this was awesome hack, but I DID always wonder about contact wearers making mistakes if they used the hack!

[@Terahnee]

I was just thinking this. I wrote it on a sticky note for things like camping, small overnight trips, emergency stash in my purse, etc.

[@LissaxKristine]

I can see well enough to tell the difference between lotion and contact solution and contact lenses. Plus, because I have two different prescriptions, I like multicolored contact cases. So, I'd probably use all white ones for cosmetics

[@phastinemoon]

Use one that’s a color, so it LOOKS distinct from the contact ones

[@sngray11]

Charlotte, your energy and sense of humor during these videos always makes my day! 💗

[@erinmalone2669]

As a person from a warm climate in California that has a terrible drought, spray painting lines is not a terrible idea. You up there in the north get lots of rain but here there can be incredibly harsh restrictions on water. The irony is that a lot of HOA is Will fine people For not having green grass but the city will fine them if they used to much water. It’s a catch 22 that is awful so I think spraying the grass would be perfect.

[@misscrackwood]

I think we could just ditch grass and use other plants that require less water to ''stay green''! Grass will turn yellow when it's too hot to protect itself, we are doing it a disservice by watering it all the time! Idk which plant would be better in California though, but the ''perfect green golf grass'' should become a thing of the past!

[@thepopculturedilettante1194]

HOAs are terrible

[@jessicabelle2011]

It’s called hydro seeding it’s not spray painting. It has to be watered same as sod ,it can’t be walked on for approx 5 wks and it dies from the heat and cold same as grass.

[@cloud9beauty]

Whyyyyy are ppl still so attached to lawns in 2022? We know how bad they are for the environment

[@FranciscoTChavez]

Lawn are actual business that offer lawn painting services in Cali. Or, atleast there were 10 years ago.

[@lexipatin1535]

I only recently started watching Charlotte but now I watch her every day and she is so funny and confident 💖

[@erikarussell1142]

Welcome to the family!! We're a wholesome mix. A tatertot casserole if you will.

[@demosteneswiggin5122]

Welcome to the potato family!

[@bernadettepacheco2681]

Me too! She is the age of my kids. She reminds me of my son. I lost him almost 6 yrs ago. She is a hoot just like he was. She is definitely a treasure that we need to protect!

[@erikarussell1142]

@@bernadettepacheco2681 I'm so sad for your loss. I pray you see him in everything that is beautiful.

[@bernadettepacheco2681]

@@erikarussell1142 TY 😊 your comment is absolutely wonderful! 💜 I do see & feel him.. I hope & pray for the day I get to hold him in my arms again! Sending love & light to you ✨️ 🐙🦋🐝

[@aismakessounds]

When I was new to wearing contacts, my first day of being able to wear them full time was junior prom. Of course, after prom ended at, like, 4am, so my contacts were very dry and my eyesight was hella blurry by that point. I thought I had grabbed my contact solution to fill up my case. The next morning, when I went to put them into my eyes, they burned SO bad. Turns out I had confused my Sea Breeze facial astringent for my contact lens solution. It was a hard learned lesson.

[@RavenSaint1]

The painted lawn was a normal thing in Florida when I lived there. Tru Green Lawn Care and a few others. The lawn turns green seconds to minutes after the lawn spray. It tended to turn brown at night though, so sun activated color.

[@ShadeGaming4444]

4:00 the airline is Blue Bird Airways (gleaned from squinting at the logo on the safety card and cross referencing). they are a budget airline with only 5 planes in their fleet. so yeah that kind of "fix" makes sense. its like Spirit or Southwest but for southeastern Europe

[@123shortkarma___9]

0:21 - I need to make this my ringtone

[@lindapatton4478]

We had these leather letter jackets in high school with really deep pockets. We would stuff one pocket with cans of soda, and the other with snacks. Couldn't really tell as the jacket looked kinda wrinkled anyway. The trick to opening the sodas was do it during the very loud opening 'upcoming features' or the opening intro. The noise from the speakers would cover the popping sound the can made when you popped the top. As far as other movies, bought tickets to one movie, the theatres weren't well numbered and ended up going into the wrong one. Can't remember what we were going to go to, but wound up watching " Perfect Storm'. Pretty good movie, actually, so weren't upset by the mistake.

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Two words...BIG PURSE!!

[@honestlynothanks]

Gosh, you're stunning. You've been helping me through some rough times. Heck yeah, thanks for being you.

[@CharlotteDobre]

Aw thank you so much my darling

[@honestlynothanks]

Of course! You made my day replying 🥰

[@squirrelE]

@3:51 I was thinking they used the airsickness bag & were just folding it up to put back the tinfoil was only noticed after you said something about it! LoL! Thanks for sharing & Happy New Year! TTFN ✌🏼🤟🏼🧼🖖🏼🍾🥂🎉

[@lisasallery7860]

Omg 😆 my dog did exactly the same. I ordered dominoes and put it on the side in the kitchen, popped up the stairs to my husband it was delivered. I must have been 20 seconds. I opened it and actually thought the driver brought an empty box. Until I noticed my dog licking his lips and that the box had grease marks on the box 😂😂😂 I wasn’t laughing at the time!!!

[@loriweitzel]

I would get nowhere if it weren't for comments explaining things or Charlotte not getting it either and investigating for us during the video! 🙂💖😉

[@_minisoph]

Brightens my day when Charlotte posts 🥰

[@highflowerfairy2554]

The bratty bad math dance was everything I needed today. The grass expert was everything I didn't know I needed.

[@lisatune4797]

Charlotte, u are so wonderful! Thank u for fun, rational content! Also, those colors on you are just magnifique!!!! ❤️

[@Pineapple_Kween]

Ok, ok, hear me out, Charlotte’s Jennifer Coolidge impression sounds exactly like Elmo 👁👄👁 ❤️🥔👑 Edit: for anyone who wants to hear it again is was at 5:28

[@cattc6946]

HA! Accurate

[@dtchouros]

I felt the owner’s disappointment when they saw what that Golden had done to their pizza. My dog is 14 and whiter in the face now but looked JUST like her and was a countertop ninja!!!!

[@emilymulcahy]

The sprayed on grass thing looked perfectly fine and grass colored, but it's mainly used when there's drought conditions and even if you put more seed down it's still going to die off, there was grass there it was just dead

[@AG-tm3yc]

That is a specific type of grass called Zoysia turns brown as soon as it gets cold. Don't want it to turn brown plant a different type, but will not look as nice in the spring. :)

[@emilymulcahy]

@@AG-tm3yc thanks, you learn something new every day 😁

[@penelopepurr]

2:42 ... wait. Your 33! Never would have guessed that tbh. Thought you were maybe mid 20s. You. Go. Girl!!!

[@LogCabinNick]

I believe the dead grass is from my home state of California when we were in an extreme drought and we were literally not allowed to water our lawns to conserve water. They even tried to make us proud of it by deeming it “Golden Grass” since California is hailed as the Golden State. A hack some people did was to literally paint their dead grass green since we were in such an extreme drought for so long. :) My friends and family never did that, we just had ugly, scratchy grass like everyone else! 😂

[@laughingcorrpseholly4136]

“The difference between $100 boots and $3,000 boots”.. not me over here thinking my $50 boots are too expensive 😩

[@chanelgarcia999]

i am so jealous of that girls squishmallow collection...sincerely a grown woman 😭

[@SherioCheers]

I once had a drunk guy talk ONLY to my boobs while offering to pay for my drink at a bar... little did he know that I was buying for 4 other friends and myself so he bought 5 drinks and all he got was a thanks! Look dude, ya gotta look up every now and again to make sure you're not getting screwed LOL

[@CannonRaw]

6:30 "there's a joke in there" I guess if you've heard ' calm your twits' now you can hear ' (baggage) claim your totes' It's a bad joke I know.

[@eirayah14]

One of my hs math teachers allowed us to bring a standard size index card to our tests. Anything you could fit on both sides of it was fair game for you to use. Never been happier that my hand writing is still legible to ne when i write it teeny tiny 😂

[@idillj1]

It's not foil on the armrest it's called speed tape and its incredibly strong. The aviation industry uses it inside and outside of aircraft for quick fixes. I've seen videos where people think there's duct tape on a wing holding it together, but it can be used to put over a ding in a surface to not interrupt the airflow around the plane.

[@justhearmeout3959]

That first one only got 69 (hehe) million views because everyone had to watch it a few times trying to figure it out 😊

[@Divine1767]

I don't get it

[@Divine1767]

@@Cynophileandavianenthusiast I still don't get what he did

[@Divine1767]

@@Cynophileandavianenthusiast I still don't get what he did

[@saundrah]

In Germany, you have assigned seats in the cinema, but I guess if the movie wasn't very full, it would be easy to get a seat. Being from the US, I had to get used to this, but I think it's easier if you have a group going and you don't have to rush to save seats that are together.

[@czerniana]

More theaters are moving to that here in the US too. I actually like it because it means I can choose my seat and not worry about being there super early to get good seats.

[@MsJimmysgirl]

The Halloween idea of making it at least look like you were giving out candy is genius

[@CassMaxwell13]

I used to always tuck a joint into my updo before a concert or show. Worked like a charm every time. Also back in the 2000’s when studded belts were super trendy I would just stick things in my belt line before shows. I was like 14 sneaking in packs of cigarettes and pints of liquor. Lol omg.

[@stephanyjablonofsky9749]

The first video is a famous trail in rio de janeiro. Everyone here knows there is a rock underneath that one but it is still a cool place to take a pic. The scenario is amazing

[@theresathompson7651]

Every time you wear your hair up…I know it’s a sassy day! 😮😂

[@cutiep1689]

The socks one, I totally get that mama!! If one goes up that vacuum, u best believe I’m not going through the hassle of opening a dirty vacuum bag to pick out a sock! Just let the pair die together in peace and we’ll buy some new ones!!

[@mantan9400]

1:21 She doesn't need eyeglasses, she has 20/20 vision

[@ThePurplesparks]

OMG I love you!! I have not laughed so hard and loud my husband thinks I’m a loon!! 😂😂

[@Z-LightfulMemories]

Every once in a while they will remember (dogs). I used to eat Red Hot Riplets potato chips and one afternoon when we were out, our shepherd managed to get them down and eat the entire bag. The next two days, that poor dog was so, well, not well. HOWEVER! After that, I could leave a bag open, sitting in middle of the floor and he would give it wide berth! He never messed with those chips again! LOL