Noita All Bosses Speedrun

[@AliasGaming0]

Holy cow, well played. I can see you could be a little faster in the early game but the boss routing is absolutely immaculate. I have no idea how you lined up MoM without bumping into tiny so effectively.

[@Hardpossession]

Hi Alias! Yeah practice engraved all of the bosses locations in my memory. I hope on my vacation I will do a better explanation of how to do all bosses tutorial or smt. Cause it's getting very optimised, at least for me.

[@Hawk7886]

Man I wish this had commentary, I have no idea what's going on but this game seems insanely cool

[@ovengoats]

3:37 what a frame to pause on lol. glad that lightning didnt end the run

[@mingsical8039]

oh wow, i didnt know the curse of greed affects the triangle gate boss

[@jaytothejee6262]

7:57 one of the few times where you can say thank god you got hit by the twitchy mage, GG's man, you're cracked

[@MisledUtopia]

my runs do not go like this

[@JordanShurmer]

well done! A couple thoughts: - don't drink the accel until you're on the move. i.e. not drink it just before editing for 30sec

[@serfaI]

i have 200 hours in this game and this video is the first place ive EVER seen hookbolt.

[@samsmith9764]

ya i have 300 hours in game i've seen circle of vigour 3 times and hookbolt 2 times lol

[@QQQ-he8zf]

УРА ОН ЧИТАЕТ КОММЕНТАРИИ!!!

[@Leonard_Gray]

Вообще-то в данном случае читать комменты важно, вдруг кто-то шарит и подаст идейку, которая заметно улучшит результат. Так-то игра изучена и так хорошо, но мало ли.

[@chueseso]

Ни разу за 1000 игр не видел амброзию

[@QQQ-he8zf]

Грид обязательно брать для спидрана? Почему ты не ускоряется до дерева с помощью бомб?

[@Hardpossession]

Нет, но он улучшает качество забега, последний этаж с этими ценами под 12 000р это ты никогда не купишь в нормальном забеге, а грид позволяет тебе это сделать, он конечно также опасен и убивает твои менее успешные раны. К примеру вопрос о почему не использовать бомбу вначале, одна из причин почему я не взорвал свой зад до дерева, так-как грид скорее всего убьет этот ран, если у меня останется всего 2 бомбы вначале и какая-нибудь стена попросит 3-ю бомбу, что означает что мне придется искать путь назад через зеленые стены. Это не комильфо.

[@fast-yi9js]

the fact that this is random seed is absoluty fucking cracked, I wish I had a fraction of your brain power with how quick you make these choices xD

[@AshenElk]

He makes the choices faster than I can even pause to see what choices he's making.

[@WinterLass]

Leviathan aint working like that

[@Hardpossession]

Older patch had like 12 bosses only, and levi didn't have immunity against the projectile curse.

[@WinterLass]

@@Hardpossession oh that explains a lot actually

[@slepy_duck3696]

Good job

[@jaycastro8442]

congrats. really amazing

[@gamedestroyer3070]

bro is the craziest noit, wow.

[@KeithSammut]

hello Hardpossession :) Nice WR! I also want to let you know that I revamped the dynamics and rules of the orb room boss fights and such, so there should no longer be one shot instakills. among other stuff. and I think they should provide a better experience in long runs. and fights can get crazy if you do parallel worlds or ng+ orbs. If you do any of it, I definitely recommend using beta branch

[@Hardpossession]

Wow thanks, I'll definitely check it out!

[@KeithSammut]

​@@Hardpossession I just watched the vod :O. YOU DID IT!!! You stress tested the whole scaling system :D Plus you figured out desert skull boss glitch and boss necromancy duplication bugs which I just fixed today. For the other snow guy that crashes in non beta I can put a fix that detects the version, but im a bit reluctant to do that in case I forget the remove the check once the update gets pushed. But Well done I'm really thankful for this

[@Hardpossession]

@@KeithSammut np, glad you enjoyed it.

[@KeithSammut]

@@Hardpossession As per tradition, you are eligible for a trophy of your Character Avatar. :) Just let me know what avatar you want to use and I'll get to work!

[@Hardpossession]

@@KeithSammut is that a noita avatar or a tree bust thingy? ;)

[@noonereally4370]

i haven't gone to check this out for the longest time for no reason but it's incredibly impressive! Late, but still, congrats

[@dakur1103]

Вот это да. у меня обычный ран растягиваестя на часы, а тут всех боссов за 17 минут. + Respect

[@команда228-э2б]

Good job 👏

[@Konomi_io]

wysi (kill me)

[@ivannasser2135]

Insane! Congratz!

[@_jogger_]

Wow

[@canadaman112]

Dank

[@Harlez]

Incredible run

[@Nickname_huinya]

Легенда))