Noita Completely Unspoiled First Playthrough [Ep1]

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[@CarlPlayin42]

Unfortunately there's a fairly large editing mistake towards the end of this video and my best run so far (makes it to temple of the art!) is missing entirely. Pretty much everything I do in that run is replicated in the next few episodes, but I'm sorry for the error. You can find the full VOD on twitch if you desire.

[@K0nomi]

you could upload just that part unlisted and link it here, that would be helpful since im assuming the vod wont be permanent

[@GaMatecal]

Ye, had to swap to VOD as well, didn't even notice the last run. @ 4:29:50 it was missing how you died with the ridiculous wand with a bazillion spells on it. Here is a clip of it to see the cracked wand :) clips.twitch.tv/ImportantBlightedClamStinkyCheese-SsOcw0HIl1iMjTay

[@Bobstew68]

This one: www.twitch.tv/videos/2171903629 And the wand testing moment: www.twitch.tv/videos/2171903629?t=04h49m25s

[@Sergkx]

Never in a million years would I've expected one of my favorite mario maker youtubers playing one of my favorite games

[@albevanhanoy]

I VOTED FOR THIS SO LONG AGO AND IT FINALLY HAPPENED I AM SO HAPPY

[@nieldoe1751]

Noita - _if Terraria was a roguelike and also hated you_

[@MYFAVORITES5]

Terraria hates you if you turn on Hardcore mode.

[@jmkqfnvyl87]

💯

[@anthonybowman3423]

And the game had like... 9000x more mysteries that you'll never live long enough to see.

[@malfeasantamalgam]

@@MYFAVORITES5 For the worthy

[@Nvggs]

RogueLITE* Noita falls under the roguelite category as it has aspects such as unlocks that appear in later runs. A roguelike's permadeath system makes starting a new run equivalent to deleting all files and reinstalling.

[@TheTolnoc]

"Maybe that heals me..." Yeah it did, it reset your health to max! Unfortunately, it also reset your progress.

[@Tyfurius]

No progress was reset, only thing you gain in noita is vast and bountiful knowledge to help you complete the noita's work.

[@TheTolnoc]

@@Tyfurius It reset his vertical progress back to the start.

[@96Cthulhu96]

Just commenting to boost the algorythm, since I already binged this on twitch as a past broadcast. Dope playthrough, I've been absolutely in love with seeing all the crazy tech Carl has already discovered :D

[@Bobbias]

1:34:58 Oh look, Noita also has Carlboxes.

[@yoshimaste6588]

i cant believe that is his first "noita'd" moment in this game, it fits carl too well ps he could've probably survived it by using the unstable crystals to explode the walls instead of those fireballs since those crystals have alot less aoe than them.

[@averylongnameforabsolutely566]

​@@yoshimaste6588Since drown DOT is only 1 hp I believe (it only hurts so much because of how rapid the damage is dealt), he only needed to sit in the water and teleportitis would have let him escape while sacrificing 1 hp.

[@DigitalScholar1337]

Aaaah Noita, the pursuit of deep and vast knowledge along with over bounding power. Love no matter how far or how broken your spells become, the biggest enemy is your own huberus. Have fun getting noita'ed for hours in the name of discovery.

[@Sam-gp1nm]

Hubris

[@tehchives]

It is impossible to put in words how excited I am for this. My favorite streamer / variety player, my favorite game for this kind of thing, and I actually think it's a perfect match. Can't wait to have the time to watch this later. Hope you had a blast, and I hope you end up enjoying this for many many hours to come.

[@imperiallarch7610]

Red barrel with flame icon: "Maybe that heals me?" ??? I have never played this game but it seemed pretty clear.

[@hyperventalated]

there was a flame icon on that? With the pixel art and everything it just looked like orange rocks/capsules to me. I think that moment was entirely reasonable.

[@dimwarlock]

Wizard death simulator is very accurate. I played this recently and I wasn't expecting Carl to play it, I clicked immediately

[@BrinaaSM]

I rarely comment and am usually a lurker, but I have to make an exception: I watched like everything of all the Noita streams so far and I didn't have this much fun watching anything for the longest time. It also made me finally come back to this game. ADHD is annoying, so any kind of motivation is a big plus. Watching you play is definitely motivation. Thanks for the streams and hope you'll enjoy the rest of the game as much as I did :D

[@greatnate29]

Nothing personal kid. *Teleports behind you and dies*

[@2Supersonic2003]

7 hours of the one and only Larl stumbling around the chaotic, trolly, secret filled wizardscape of Noita? This is gonna be good.

[@foxwhite25]

If you actually want to beat the game blind with the main and side quests, you would need a background in uh cryptography and linguistics

[@binary_gaming113]

And probably computer science, specifically reverse engineering

[@ncamer]

Oh man, what a treat! Had no idea how much I wanted to watch a scientist play Noita

[@smashbandic00t81]

This is the moment I have been waiting for, thank you Carl! Noita is a treasure to me and I hope you get some great times out of it!

[@Bobbias]

Holy shit, yes. I've been hoping for this since you started uploading other playthroughs here! Get ready to get Noita'd.

[@SephirothRyu]

The game where even the fire is on fire.

[@NcKasha]

thank you for uploading. never came around to play that myself, glad to watch you

[@Ozmala1]

Yes! Finally you are playing Noita ❤. Have been waiting for this 💪

[@kylerivera3470]

4:29:55 Ok, what happened here? Something really funny apparently got cut out. I have to know what I missed. If you know where it is on the Twitch vod I can probably look it up myself.

[@BrinaaSM]

You didn't miss much. He stood next to the propane tank, fired the wand he just found and died 1 frame later. I don't know why that's cut out.

[@kylerivera3470]

@@BrinaaSM lol Thanks for letting me know.

[@cadex80]

Clip: www.twitch.tv/carlsagan42/clip/HedonisticConfidentJuiceEagleEye-osdrt3of8J8HhU6u

[@CarlPlayin42]

Oops editing mistake!

[@modrin1586]

Nah the wand was just to powerful and transcended the constraints of the game to glitch the youtube video. 😂

[@HedgieMaster05]

You know this is a good video from the first FIVE SECONDS

[@stirringlemur]

!!!!!!!!! How the heck does Carl always play my favorite games

[@anthonybowman3423]

Shuffle wands are a very solid way to balance wands in a game where wand building is the biggest part of the game, but you really need some non-shuffle wands to learn how wand building works. The Holy Mountain's background display can help understand what's happening even with shuffle, but it's way more complex. Also, I love the spiders ruining his early jungle run by breaking into the Holy Mountain and pissing off the Gods. Then Carl just not even seeing the big "THE GODS ARE MAD" indicator across his screen because he was busy looking at wands so he gets surprised in between a rock and a hard place with a whole horde of spiders and God's enforcer. What an incredibly appropriate way for his first run that far to end.

[@LunaWitcherArt]

I'm at 2:47:23 and the fact he DIDN'T end his run like that was incredibly impressive. shield + that wand + dodge is OP

[@anthonybowman3423]

​@@LunaWitcherArt Yeah. Steve is usually a run ender when you haven't played at all. Given his shield made most of Steve's attacks bounce off harmlessly. He only got hurt when the shots hit the walls near him and exploded. And his wand didn't care in the slightest about Steve's shield. He was very well kitted for that exact scenario.

[@averylongnameforabsolutely566]

​@@anthonybowman3423He also got lucky with Steve hitting the spiders and killing 1 or 2.

[@Bobbias]

That entire series of events was comedy gold.

[@jonnyw7935]

Yes!!! my vote was finally considered. And judging by already 3 uploaded videos Carl seems to really enjoy this game! Just as I hoped! Now I just need a lot of time to binge all that sweet content :)

[@skuul77]

This seems promising! Love you Carl, and love noita as well

[@ToyKeeper]

I ❤ this so much. And now I can see what I missed on stream!

[@a.........1._.2..__..._.....__]

35:05 the true learning experience in noita. Its why I love the game so much. Reliving that childhood wonder of experimentation.

[@Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin]

@4:29:54 Carl learns the first and last rule of Noita, safety first when doing science (beware wands that you don't know what they will do)

[@akeron1an]

This game's amazing. I can't wait to see Carl discovering more from it!

[@TheTolnoc]

Slime Ball is very useful because it's good at digging through soft surfaces and has no limits on its casts.

[@Dooley13]

Noita is absolutely amazing, and a bunch of us folks who watch/play it on twitch regularly are super excited to see somebody as creative and inventive as you playing it!

[@zephron28]

it is always fun watching Carl and even more fun that he start Noita!!!

[@xDARKSHADEx]

Oh hell yes Please play this forever now

[@dj_enby]

I love this game so muchhhhh. Literally my all time favorite game, barely beating out SMW. I'm so glad you're playing this!!!!

[@TheTolnoc]

I like to imagine that Polymorphine doesn't actually relieve your pain, just turns it into a different kind of pain, like turning a burn into frostbite, or a worm bite into a emotional trauma.

[@timtaroo2856]

Oh I never would have expected Carl to play noita, this game is amazing

[@AstralArchivists]

Never in a million years did I expect Carl to play noita. I love noita so much!

[@PigeonOfTheAbyss]

People (Rightfully) mostly meme this game for being extremely unforgiving or having secrets you can barely even solve with the Wiki open. But i think the main reason this is one of my favorite games of all time is the sheer freedom of player expression and potential the wand crafting allows, some people will say that it is too confusing and takes way too much time to get decent at, and while thats true, i believe that only because it is build in this way can it function like it does when fully utilized. The things you are able to do in this game are without exaggeration more powerful and absurd than most cheats or glitches in other games. I do not want to spoil much, but i would like you to just take a shot in the dark what the speedrun time of this game is in a run where youre able to start with a pre designed wand (the way the wand works is not glitched, its supposed to work the way it does), its so absurd that i think anyone who hasnt heard about it will not be able to guess it. I hope youre gonna have fun and enjoy all the different aspects of the game Carl :D I feel like the theory aspect of wand crafting could be right up your alley

[@hankable1]

I've been waiting sooooooooo long for carl to play this game! : D : D

[@BlueDreamcatcher]

Love seeing you play Noita. And I really like the troll-kind fact, that you more you get accustomed and confident with the game mechanics, the more impatient you get when walking through the first dungeons. Therefore you damage yourself with low-money in the beginning the better you get through time - just in the moment when you say/think: "I've got this, hold my beer!". 😁

[@nickstoltz8817]

Hey Carl! I watched your Mario content for years! Happy you picked up noita, I also started playing the game recently (2 months ago). Hope you enjoy it and that you're doing well!

[@pieceocake6683]

I've been playing this game for ages and never managed to get a hang of it, but watching you learn it from the beginning helps me learn ahaha

[@pieceocake6683]

Veeery happy to see you playing it, I love it so much despite never getting far

[@BlueSkyBringsTears]

Noita is 60% off during the current Steam Summer Sale

[@NOITAADDICT15]

5 hours late is 5 too many, this may be the most excited I've been for something since discovering noita in the first place Hoping wizard death simulator treats you well (kills you at least 300 times)

[@chri-k]

This is one of the best blind noita playthroughs, and the only reason it's not _the_ best is that it's tied with About Oliver's also ongoing one

[@blakksheep736]

Noita is Terraria if every pixel was given a will of it own purely to hate you with.

[@curatedmemes9406]

YES I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS EVER SINCE THAT ONE POLL

[@Other-AllOfTheAbove]

Larl is already trained to exist in Noita. Its basically giant one procedually generated troll level.

[@TheTolnoc]

6:11:20 I just want you to know, you didn't die from the electricity, you actually TELEPORTED INTO A BULLET, according to the death screen.

[@zentheprotogen8450]

absolutely love it when people play this game for the first time!

[@truedryad]

7 HOUR NOITA FOR THE FIRST TIME??!! HELL YEAH!!

[@RandarTheBarbarian]

A note on "rock" rock is good because physics damage gives you double gold as it's considered "accidental" just like kicking a rock at an enemy, very few if any regular enemies are immune to this damage. Importantly since this rock is a spell that's cast you can give the rock other magical properties, such as one of the homing effects, for a rock that will fly and smack one enemy, yielding double gold, and move on to the next. Since the rock you put into the world simply has this as a property even if the rock comes to a rest and stops moving you can kick it to get it flying again. In short rock is not bad, rock is amazing, as can any spell be with the right modifiers, but it deserves its 3 cast limit more than you realize.

[@TheTolnoc]

The other day, I got a wand with triple cast dynamite, and a perk that gave me homing, and it was pretty dope, but a guy with a shotgun got to me. I swear it was like I was playing an old DOS shooter.

[@swampcooler8332]

Why am I more excited to see Carl play this game than I was when I first played it or when I play it now I keep yelling at the screen for him to black hole the temple, go for the potions, mix certain spells ect

[@blakksheep736]

Well, this is a welcome surprise! I'm also playing this game!

[@mxyzptplk]

every time i watch a vod of carl it convinces me more and more that rain world would be the perfect game for him

[@birdup1_2]

For the stuff with strengths and weaknesses Carl is a very quick learner, and retains info very well too, the thing that makes him do dumb things is his at times impulsive actions and tendency to panic in duress

[@birdup1_2]

He has a high INT but a low WIS

[@MYFAVORITES5]

Best to just assume everything explodes and find out it doesn't later. 😂😂 Also, Lighting is always the best call.

[@adroitwastaken]

Love this

[@Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin]

I really hope you keep playing Noita, even if you let chat spoil you there would still be more to see and learn than most other games by tenfold, so actually learning it all blind sounds amazing!

[@FalseHerald]

This game hurt my brain when I played it... it didn't get better when I looked stuff up. Good luck!

[@GeneralNickles]

1:34:57 the return of the carl box! Just like old times.

[@user-ox4ii2bw6x]

god i LOVE this game. highly suggest it

[@nigrud9522]

After watching the intro "I have noita what's going on"

[@Raffi_Chan]

i never played this game, but i really wanted you to play it :D it looks cool

[@Chichirumiru]

Step 1: Cover yourself in Oil Step 2: Cast Raincoud Infinite levitation :) Problem?

[@AnnnaKathryn]

That jump cut sounds like a good idea but I didnt like the feeling of not seeing what happened. It felt like walking into a room just *after* the funniest joke ever was told, and then nobody would tell you what it was after

[@CarlPlayin42]

It was an editing mistake

[@AnnnaKathryn]

Oh! Well I did enjoy the "smash cut to it not going well for you" part. Im super enjoying watching this, thanks for making great content and being a cool dude 😎

[@AnnnaKathryn]

I didnt mean the large cut at the end by the way, theres somewhere in the middle that only a few seconds got cut. Have a great day and take care of yourself, sorry for the negative energy I put out

[@williambarnes5023]

X=4, Death-prone wizard settles the score, the score is nil, explosions make the wizard blood spill, and your run's a joke, oh, oh, oh...

[@jmkqfnvyl87]

The flummoxium “flummoxed” you😂

[@epicgamersauce3516]

"you could play it for a year and not know half of it" is so real. it's my game with the most hours of my entire steam library and I would still consider myself a noob at this game lol. there is just so. much. content. and so many ways to play. this game is genuinely a masterpiece. In a different way than Hades is a masterpiece. but still a masterpiece.

[@vincentsolus9227]

the start is the finish creation myth, the bird lay the eggs that give orgin to the earth, the sun, the moon, and the stars

[@vincentsolus9227]

i didn't saw the entitre vod yet, but i will warm you, there a lot of secrets that you probabily never find by yourself, this game has way to many secrets, some the comunity have not found the answer still, even after putting a lot of effort in it so don't feel discouraged in seeking for videos or other ways to know the hidden lore, the amount of secrets in this game is insane, and a lot of them require being able to read an game runne language, and then translate it from finish :v

[@popocaDice]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@blakksheep736]

1:34:58 _curb your enthusiasm slowly fades in_

[@SuperDrawBot]

4:29:53 Thats an INCREDIBLE cut. Holy shit I died laughing

[@MYFAVORITES5]

Did you ever stream or play Binding of Isaac, Carl? That and Noita were my time waster / achievement collection jams for a bit.

[@lukewalker6646]

1:44:15 recognized the presence of God. Played with mushrooms. Fury on the stream is absolutely crazy. It's like Confuscious coming to watch you eat crayons. 😂

[@Deadgye]

Was... was that opening a hint for the eye puzzle? An hint of the spells that need to go inside an egg trigger?

[@Swordmaster7th]

Noita is such a great game

[@curlybrace4984]

Please do this more

[@meganhammer7857]

thanks chat for making me look up 'DECEARING EGG'

[@a.........1._.2..__..._.....__]

No clue who you are, but im very interested in this video! Noita is an experience more then a game.

[@Budda523]

Just found this channel/video and needed to play Noita myself again. It's just such an amazing game xD btw. my stats in the game are 593 Deaths / 1 Win 115h playtime :P

[@creativenametxt2960]

No way, the CarlSagan42 got Noitad.

[@lukewalker6646]

2:30 the imminent phrase for all Noita players.

[@TheTolnoc]

Unfortunately, Unstable Crystal is not good for digging. It's a good combat spell though, especially if you have a way to make it Homing.

[@Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin]

HOLY SHIT CARL KILLED HIS FIRST STEVE!!! (sorry for caps)

[@Flamewarden_Honoushugoshin]

The immediate chaos of his first jungle experience afterwards lol

[@zachmaw2966]

Wait, there's an intro sequence??? I literally have the game and have never seen that!

[@creativenametxt2960]

I can't believe carl got to where I was on attempt 200+ on his 7th try.

[@Carlos-Karl]

FuryForged subscribed!

[@theguitardude5769]

Wizard death simulator is a banger name lmaoooo

[@ianwallace3192]

Oh good he found another troll level to play.

[@zocken_lp7844]

I laughet out in joy when I saw this thumbnail. Welcome to hell.

[@a.........1._.2..__..._.....__]

I like the cut of your jib! Following on twitch now and will give you a shot next time live.

[@Micha-ohne-el]

I was just thinking of playing Noita for my first time a few days ago! Guess I'll have to wait with the video so I don't spoil myself :) But at least now I have a good motivation to actually play it!

[@Naugrimsilvertree]

Even spoiling some for yourself there is so much to do, definitely try it out!

[@vincentsolus9227]

a good tip, that i don't know yet if someone gave, rebind throw to T or some other key that you will not accindetally hit on pannic, potion flasks are very usefull, losing to an accidental throw can be very bad if your seed does not spawn many potions

[@vincentsolus9227]

01:53:20 is an example of that XD is so easy to mess up and accidentally throw a potion

[@smievil]

22:04 that's really good

[@Lynx86]

Not sure if someone has said it yet but you can enable replays on f11 it will help you figure out what the f happened or save cool moments

[@steveh6612]

16:44 what is that? Maybe it heals me. BOOM! Vaporized.