Noita | Heartmaging farm - 1.0e+116 hp in 10 min

[@alexxswx]

See this reddit post for more info: www.reddit.com/r/noita/comments/110m55x/heartmaging_farm_10e116_hp_in_10_min/

[@Vepzzzzz]

Polymorph: Oh no, he has millions of HP! Anyways...

[@dmkesson]

if the title is correct isn't it more like a million ^ 26 hp

[@psyantologist]

@@dmkesson poly doesn't care what the number is :P a sheep will die a sheeps death

[@whatiselephants]

@@psyantologistnot if you carry a hollow egg with circles of vigour + circles of shielding

[@G0RSHK0V]

When you get OP it is time to eat some polymorph meat

[@gamedestroyer3070]

saying he has millions of hp is like saying the universe is many millimeters squared in size lol, bro got 10 quadrillion times the googol number of hp💀

[@ssdegfteghytr166]

"the gods politely ask to be friends"

[@calebbroyles7715]

Polymorph:

[@CallMeMimi27]

​@@calebbroyles7715polymorphine: IT SMELLS LIKE BITCH IN HERE

[@mrbearjangles8600]

@@calebbroyles7715oh no.

[@xstnc5378]

i love how he hovers over the spells like im supposed to know what the fuck is going on

[@UOAPlays]

After putting in several hundred hours, countless wins and god runs, and plenty of making absurd PC crashing wands, I still can't comprehend how people come up with this stuff. Like, yeah looking at it, I can kind of figure out what's going on, but it's the "how did you even figure this out in the first place" part that blows my mind.

[@eragonawesome]

​@@UOAPlays "I wonder what happens when I..." *Two hours of fucking around later* "Hey guys check out what I found!"

[@jacobpeacy4003]

I love how if you pick up enough max health increases the game eventually just straight up says "no"

[@gabe8168]

Probably reached the maximum number the computer could hold. Edit: Not maximum, just random number devs chose

[@Salamander002]

@MaybeShimo nah it breaks that number and goes into floating point values (scientfic notation)

[@xenocian1873]

*few pixels of poly: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@haroldbalzac6336]

You can encase yourself in soil using the egg

[@mikechansw748]

😂😂😂😂

[@limbosmall]

You can fungal shift the poly

[@xxGreenRoblox]

i will eat this one poly mage seventy thousand times however

[@DrunkGeko]

If he can do this he can probably also do a poly mage flesh farm with the enemy that resurrects other enemies. With that you can also get permanent poly immunity

[@flamingburritto]

The game just gave up "Nah screw it I ain't counting all that health"

[@knatspray]

“I ain’t readin all those zeros”

[@thomziz]

the whole video is like "but wait, there's more".

[@user-ox4ii2bw6x]

Gonna break this down for commenters to see for the highest accuracy I can get just for this! The first wand is a different way to use a trigger, it turns out that delayed spellcast is a trigger with an innate "draw 3" attached to it, and due to both its unique properties, it tends to remain in one location, this is further used with orbiting arc to keep it super locked in place along with 3 lifetime downs (you can sub in a divide by 2 here if you cant find anymore which I suggest) which actually makes the delayed spellcast an infiniwisp, along with add trigger and bloodlust, the wand is about to become a loop with pollen. For already infinite lifetime spells that are just going to using pollen loops, bloodlust is a cheap and common choice that you can find on any run; this is all on an add trigger applying the effects to the delayed spellcast AND making it a trigger. Ok, lets analyze what we have: An infinite lifetime trigger spell that when activated is going to draw: ? It will draw this: Expiration trigger into giant spitter bolt, (when expires) -> reduce spread into side to side draw of: pollen, long distance cast (this is another draw injective!) What's happening here is that the side to side draw is changed on the angle, as it turns out because the delayed spellcast infiniwisp has no speed, the giant spitter bolt travels at a 90 degree angle, which the side to side draws: pollen (this is sent up) and long distance cast (this is sent down) the reason this is done is likely to keep the infiniwisp pollen engine more "separate" from the worm spawner, which we get into. Now let's get into what long distance cast draws Long distance cast finds and draws: Timer trigger, looks and finds -> worm launcher! Worm launcher, after time will: Find gold to power, GtP has nothing to do, so it looks for a target to draw on, it finds draw 3, and draw 3 calls: Concentrated light, Chain bolt, and an add trigger. The add trigger looks for a target and finds matosade. Finally, matosade's trigger finds digging blast. Astute counters can tell that delayed spellcast has only drawn one, so technically you can fill in the draw operand with whatever junk you want, but lets finally look again in our context to what wand 1 is doing! An infinite lifetime Delayed spellcast trigger, that when hitting an object will: Spawn a spitter bolt that falls down, spitter bolt draws a pollen above it, to cause step 1 to happen again, and a long distance cast below it. Long distance cast will spawn a smaller worm that on a timer, will draw something itself. It finds GtP (gold to power), gold to power finds draw 3 and draw 3 finds concentrated light, chain bolt, and a trigger matosade, then matosade draws a digging blast. Since the worm launcher will draw the matosade AND the GtP projectiles, they end up aligned with gravity, ergo point downwards, chain bolt is used to kill the actual matosade worms, while concentrated light is an optimization choice, since concentrated light will delete corpses, which ends up with a less laggy heart machine! I can go over the other wands to, I'm always willing to help noitas :3

[@pierrotmoon1]

That's such a creative use of weird fungus! The science is really impressive but the setup is underrated. So smart.

[@The-Video-Repository]

for those not familliar with 1e(number), 1e2 for example is 100. its 1 followed but (number) zeros. so 1e116 is 1 followed by 116 zeros. it looks like this: 100 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 its is pronounced like this: One Hundred Septentrigintillion

[@knatspray]

So it’s a really big number?

[@Hellion6325]

@@knatspray it's definitely more than 10

[@knatspray]

@@Hellion6325 so… what? Like 23?

[@HuslWusl]

​@knatspray even more than 23. Not more though than 42!

[@Geolaminar]

Or ten quadrillion googol

[@ramgmaa]

As a person who never played Noita, this is really looked for me as a weird incomprehensible ancient magic

[@victordiniz245]

I have about 50 hours in noita and still looks like weird ancient magic

[@Frommerman]

I have several hundred hours and my crown and amulet. Most of this is definitely ancient magic.

[@Reiman33]

good! the game is immersive, then.

[@RavenGamingOverLord]

Yeah same

[@unknownenduser]

omg having the farm active for even a second and he was already at millions of hp

[@MorganSaph]

This game is just a freaking sandbox. Seriously, you can do literally anything as long as you don't die. Even when you get polyed, there's a setup to save your life. EDIT: This would also make getting infinite HP with GC much easier

[@стопчтоэтожеамогус]

i mean its literally an sandbox

[@mikelezhnin8601]

I understand (somewhat) the first wand with the worm farm. I understand the second wand with its static blackholes (nice way to remove lag btw). I don't really know why you want nolla circle of buoyancy, but ok. But the last wand is a damn black magic to me. Why the hell does it spam heartmage projectiles like that? I think larpa bounce gets applied to the heartmage projectile, but how does it shoot it in the first place?? UPD: I read the pinned comment now... mindblowing! so basically larpa bounce with notes instead copies whatever projectiles fly near it

[@alexxswx]

Cirlce of buoyancy lets me easily move the mage to where I want them. Without the nolla, the circle will live much longer than I need it, and I dislike the though of it roaming somewhere offscreen, potentially coming back later and messing something up. It applies status to whatever happens to be in its radius for like 10s, so I can remove the circle immediately after it applied the status and still have time to move the mage, without it picking up anything else (e.g. the wand). I also find it extremely displeasing that stuff that is affected by CoB is moving at a different rate that the CoB itself, so nolla brings me peace of mind there as well :D

[@marselopistola]

and all this for being polymorphed and dying

[@Gnulcho]

the guy's walking around with fungus in his bag. i'd like to think that he took a seed in which he can remove the existence of all poly from the universe. (also yes, i know its just a testing environment)

[@xxGreenRoblox]

just make poly mage farm for stinky meat

[@rhvc2734]

After dying n trying so many times, never once have I thought this game would show an infinite health bar.

[@azraellie_]

And the best part is you can still die lmao

[@Frommerman]

The 34 orb ending gives you that health bar. It only goes to 10e20 though, and you can still set your health to 1 in the meat realm.

[@theunseen010]

I have seen some things, but never have I seen anything like that. Completely insane, 10/10.

[@Cyrikyty]

When the amount of hp you have is quite a few magnitudes higher than the number of atoms in the universe. The gods are afraid indeed. ...Not that that'd save me from dying to a random Polymorphine flask.

[@ker0356]

you need atoms from billions of billions of billions of billions of universes to get this amount, this game is absolutely insane

[@heartboy0]

carry an egg with a shield spell in it. if you get poly-ed at least you have a shield

[@dogo523]

you can also pack a gamecrash spell comp in an egg, so you get warped back to your last savepoint

[@Gnulcho]

@@heartboy0 wrong poly + water = no shield can help you now.

[@heartboy0]

@@Gnulcho this is so true! i didnt know that at the time. such a handy thing. you are so right! 💖

[@dedidedi9132]

i am so impressed with this guys level of ingenuity

[@keithklassen5320]

I feel smarter for having watched this.

[@sp-niemand]

That's one of the craziest noita science vids I've seen.

[@PlusVeX]

And the gods whispered "us damn!"

[@knatspray]

“God damn- wait no, that isn’t right”

[@PlusVeX]

@@knatspray Damning the gods in Noita is a RIGHT!

[@НагисаШиота-ю8и]

You're either a madman or a genius...

[@BetaTester704]

Your insane man, crazy how far you've already advanced things.

[@makarios5946]

Incredible. I have a question though. You wrote on Reddit that the health hits true infinite when you get it past 1e309 or something like that. Is it possible that doing so also protects you from poly (like the other way to get infinite health) or is the immunity parameter always unrelated to health?

[@alexxswx]

I believe that poly immunity is unrelated to health

[@xlhooka666]

Mfs who collect all these ingredients in a single run "I need infinite health"

[@andreymazur7985]

Holy moly, my bro is cooking some serious numbers. Great wand-building skills

[@KeinNiemand]

What happens if you get above the maximum 64bit floating point value ~1e308? Does it just roll over to actual infinity or NaN?

[@alexxswx]

When I edited a save to be around 1e308 and then picked up a vampirism (temporarily multiplies hp by 25 before reducing it) or extra hp perk it changed to a very small number (around 1e-27)

[@skyking4557]

​​@@alexxswxso it is Signed integer,and the floating pint is at 1e-27

[@yottanuclei]

the video just gets progressively more and more cool

[@Garem1K]

I just can't belive that the more i try to learn about Noita the less i undwrstand it 😂

[@jacksonsmith2955]

Is 1.2e+116 just the random limit the game calls "infinity," despite it being below the IEEE754 infinity, and that's why it stopped you from getting more health? Is there any mathematical meaning behind it? It doesn't seem like a familiar floating point constant to me. Love how it shows "infinity / infinity" as an empty health bar. Having so much health the game stops displaying it as a number while having so much max health your "infinite" health doesn't even register as a tiny green sliver in comparison...

[@alexxswx]

I believe it starts displaying infinity symbol much earlier than 1e+116, but either way - I would guess it's something along the lines "the number gets too big to display" (e.g. doesn't fit in a pre-allocated texture width), and the scientific notation is not implemented there for whatever reason. Or maybe it starts displaying the infinity once the number gets too big to be stored in an 4-byte float.

[@melonenlord2723]

I think they have choosen a somewhat smaller value, so game doesn't break and they simply can decrease the value to the choosen maximum value without side effects.

[@ahdog8]

I know very little about the technical details of Noita but it wouldn't make sense to store health as a float, unless you can have a fraction of a health point and the game just hides that.

[@jacksonsmith2955]

​@@ahdog8 The advantage of floats here is that, while they lose some precision, they gracefully handle absurdly large quantities. If you were storing it as an integer 1.2e+116 health would take 386 bits to store, so they would have to specifically use an external arbitrary precision integer library (the vast majority of languages only natively support 64 bit integers and force you to just use floats past a certain point). It could absolutely be done but would be mildly inconvenient and wouldn't really make the game better, so I just kinda assumed they didn't do it.

[@psydyl]

glass cannon enjoyers seething

[@psyantologist]

the mushroom walls are so nice :)

[@BloodyJealous]

*One pixel of polymorph hits you*

[@xn85d2]

Nice setup. With the Matosade heart farm setup even without the rapid fire Heartmage you still should be able to get hundreds of thousands in no time, which is way more than you should need. And if it was me, I'd do all this only to die to a single shot from the Heartmage by getting hit once when leaving before the debuffs all wear off. Definitely cool to see infinite HP without having to do a 34 orb run, though.

[@TwentySeventhLetter]

I was worried about that myself actually but watching the video it seemed like there were actually so goddamn many active debuffs that within 1/100th of a second you're already instantly back up to like 8000 health, and by the time a real moment passes you're back above a 80 million, so I think just dodging naturally was all that's really needed to be safe. That being said, Noita always finds a way lol

[@blueSkies777]

New to noita, i've no idea whats going on, but thanks.

[@requinranger168]

Forces that are beyond our understanding have occured

[@Rumen_hack]

Poly mage: - Are you seriously?

[@egor436-ss8nr]

Factory in noita. Good work

[@hunterherndon1512]

Bro has a fucking PHD in noita

[@redgarlicbred6228]

I've seen ridiculous shit in this game but never at this level of insanity

[@loki1758]

*gets 1 shot by a pixel 5 min later

[@diegonhathanielagrielabalc2504]

and here i thought that he was going to shift water into ambrosia, but DAAAMN

[@alexnepu1561]

Fire be taking millions of hp per tick

[@niktniewiem4785]

He has more health than there is atoms in the observable univdrse

[@trep6199]

You are a magician

[@Tiniuc]

I had to put goggles on for fear my eyes might fall out.

[@heartboy0]

this is the coolest thing Ive seen in ages. all the HEARTS!!! 💖💖💖💖💖

[@kucharz100]

this is a great example of how my wand building skill level low is even i have 100% progress in spells

[@ardvyd]

Do this before every run and the propane tank will never bother you again.

[@SpicyFiur]

..but some sort of curse blocked the increase of maximum health! Dev's were 10 steps ahead.

[@45potato95]

I never knew that the game gave up counting health at some point

[@natejonson3663]

go take over the world u mad genius

[@Fearless665]

This is the most noita shit there is its unfathomable

[@fantasybabydino]

the polymorphine in my pocket:

[@vexed832]

A single pixel of polymorphine:

[@rcchristian2]

How you could watch something ... have no clear idea of how it's working... but know exactly what's going on. Only in Noita! lol

[@paystarfivethousand5491]

this made me audibly say "neat"

[@Ouch-fu7sl]

Breaking the reroll machine and getting infinite hp with thousand of free rerolls is much easier honestly

[@ramilehti]

You can't get get infinite hp by breaking the reroll machine. You run out of rerolls before you get enough hp. There's only a slight chance of hp being one of the perks appearing. Usually it takes several rerolls to get one hp up.

[@fritt_wastaken]

Your dream after you play too much Noita:

[@ExodiumTM]

This doesn't work anymore, does it? Wiki claims "Unlike normal Jättimato, they can't drop extra max health upgrades when killed. "

[@alive_boi]

I think this does work. When you use add trigger with matosade it will spawn a single Jättimato that behaves like normal so it can drop a heart. Not 100% sure tho, i havent done this in a while

[@alib4477]

I fear this guy

[@LetsGenocide]

Mind-boggling stuff ._.

[@opo33333]

Incredibile, nice job

[@manchmalpfosten8133]

The polymortphine in question:

[@SpookerK]

insane

[@vishipsherrah]

How does wand four work?

[@yendorGames]

i love this

[@xdfiloso8727]

actual fucking insanity what the fuck

[@darkmoon3672]

your genius

[@thatsagoodquestion5889]

you're making me ashamed of my 70 hours of gameplay

[@Bombingham]

I find it easier to just raid parallel worlds for stainless and double hp

[@jacksonsmith2955]

starting from 100 hp, you need either 240 stacks of stainless armor and 240 stacks of double hp, 379 stacks of double hp, or 648 stacks of stainless armor to match the amount of hp this dude got in 5 minutes of AFKing. of course, there's no real point in getting that much health, and finding and collecting all of the resources will take a huge amount of time and luck, but it's cool

[@Owlboi]

@@jacksonsmith2955 seeing as 15 stacks of stainless armor literally makes you immune to any form of damage, id say its easier, especially with perk duping.

[@NiKolyan96]

зашёл в чёрную дыру в аду, через секунду - 1hp xD потрясающи!, не думал что Мага hp можно ускорить.

[@hoxatron6024]

…what kinda nurse dancing is this?!

[@Kavukamari]

The wand lowers your max hp so you can pick up more hearts? I don't know if i understand right

[@MrLastlived]

Heartmage halves your hp with its projectiles, the wand does some magic to multiply projectiles around it and this applies to heartmage autoattack when it picks up the wand. There is a 'feature' where if your hp is halved temporarily and you pick up a heart, when the halving wears off you'll get double the hp you have remaining. For instance, I start with 100hp, heart mage shoots me and I have 50 hp for 10 seconds, I pick up a heart and have 75 hp. When the heartmage status wears off, I'll have 150 hp. Its like I picked up 2 hearts instead of one. This 'feature' stacks. If heart mage shoots me 7 times down to >1 hp from 100 and I pick up a heart. My health will be 26~. Then the 7 statuses unapply. 1 at a time. 26>52>104>208>416>632>1664>3328. From 1 heart and 1 heart mage. This is how godrunners get inf hp normally

[@nekto687]

Polymorphin is made "poof") I want in new patch resistance from it

[@ornaterope8319]

If you kill a polymorph mage and eat its corpse (game refers to it as "stinky meat") you will gain polymorph immunity for an amount of time, usually around 3 minutes.

[@Gnulcho]

Just eat some shrooms and replace it with ligma.

[@spacelover4106]

​​@@Gnulchowhat are shrooms?

[@Gnulcho]

@@spacelover4106 ligma balls gotem

[@Flurgburglr]

I have no idea what's going on here

[@kevinure5804]

wiiiiiiiiild

[@jaaleleet]

sir, you are a fraeking genius wow

this is just insane?

[@paranormalackivvity4866]

i really hope he had polymorph immunity

[@pelvist]

Modded Noita... You as good as cheated to put all that together.

[@JojoJojo-tv7ke]

ГОША РУЛИТ!

[@ald1ne958]

лол что, на пк появилась кнопка "перевести", я ждал 4, нет, 5 тысяч лет

[@konradbralewski6418]

heartmaxxing

[@marshroverv5632]

how the heck did you get this far without picking up any health increases before this???

[@cousinivoryciv1309]

mods or a test setup, this wasnt a real run

[@NukeCloudstalker]

He is using a cheat mod (see the (+) in the top-left corner). Can't remember its name, but I used it to spawn in the elemental stones after they glitched out on me in a run.

[@1lomi901]

The gods are afraid

[@8-bitato]

Bro I didn't even know u can make walls with fungus like that 💀

[@commanderowlz6906]

yes

[@nicktvname3115]

i just spent the last of my steam wallet money on the corridor why is this in my recommended

[@prostoy-cheloveck]

don't tell me you know how to play noita if you don't do it

[@piikae]

cheerios marketing be like

[@lenorelestrange]

Yeah, no, I know extaly what's happening the whole time and don't need any explanation for such a trivial pursuit.

[@РашидМуратов-у3р]

А потом он упал в полиморфин и его застрелил гном с одной пули.

[@TeppuTeppu]

😮

[@FTMxapek]

BRO WHAT THE HELL

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[@3OHT.]

i am disgusted and captivated

[@xExekut3x]

wtf is this sorcery