Noita Wand Farm

Welcome to some sweaty wand farming in Noita! Yeehaw
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[@GHU535]

"Taikasauva" is literally magic wand in Finnish. Loved the devs for naming some stuff in Finnish and also you pronouncing taikasauva.

[@DunkOrSlam]

My Finnish pronunciations are ROUGH =P

[@tatuetelainen9358]

Takhasava :p

[@itsukarine]

i think everything is finnish that isnt story crucial. i like the enemy names

[@GHU535]

@@itsukarine That might be, I haven't dived exactly what is and is not in Finnish. Many which are in Finnish are actually in Helsinki slang. For example "Steve", i.e., Stevari, which comes when you anger the gods, means security guard in Helsinki slang. The mega "Steve", i.e., Skoude, means a cop. I think there is an attempt to mimic the typical way a Finnish night out can work out. If you misbehave, the security guard will escort you out. If you don't stop misbehaving, then they will call the cops.

[@NoR3m0rs3]

@@GHU535 Its a finnish game by finnish developers which all enemies and items and a lot of spells are in finnish

[@Artjom217]

my god everytime you upload a noita video i am like "damn this is insane, surely that has to be the peak of noita, right?" and then a new video drops

[@bloodwolf2609]

a good way to get this spell super early is to get a knockback wand that you can fly with and go up to The Work sky, it spawns pretty frequently and costs about 30k which you can get from gold room most likely. One of my favourite strats for finding mana or damage upgrades that I might've missed out on in the main world.

[@dark18yt64]

Does the spell have to be unlocked? I have never seen it in my runs

[@DunkOrSlam]

Solid tip right there

[@DunkOrSlam]

No, it’s in the regular spell pool. It doesn’t need to be unlocked. It is one of the rarest spells in the game and it can’t spawn as a regular spell on a wand so you tend to find it in spell shops

[@bloodwolf2609]

@@dark18yt64 when I said frequently I meant like, 'more frequently than anywhere else'. Sometimes you'll find it 1 sky up before the moon, but other times it's taken me as long as 6 skies up, usually only 2 or 3 though.

[@sawik5]

Holy F, this game even without new patches keeps getting better and better :>

[@bunny_apocalypse]

do you perhaps know why nolla doesnt release new patches anymore? Thanks

[@LolUGotBusted]

@@bunny_apocalypse the game gets better and better without new patches.

[@Pwnification]

I've been learning programming recently and my brain just keeps saying "recursive wand" lol. Awesome vid. Got my first Noita win tonight thanks to your vids!

[@yustr2799]

I've watched your videos before, and it's cool that I managed to get into one of them. I hope my build will be useful to someone :3

[@DunkOrSlam]

Your original creation is what got the community talking about cool wand farms lately!

[@felixliberali1836]

Dude, I've been hitting my head against a wall for so long trying to figure noita and your videos made it so much more palatable! I actually understand how wand crafting work now! Note much of a fan of streams so really glad you're on yt, keep it up man

[@Sobo272]

I watched this four days ago, but I just wanted to come back and say keep up the great work. Your tutorials are my favorite Noita content. I had wished this one went a little more in depth on how the wands work. But I always appreciate your guides and super look forward to the next one you mentioned!

[@waker_link]

crazy how I didn't even realize that I could plop taikasuava onto my explosive projectile material wand during the recent 8 hour run I did and had to manually spawn them in and kill them, this was rather eye-opening (also the plasma beam one is hilarious)

[@Wstydzie]

When I've first time seen this spell I was just throwing tablet at them - until I had all spells needed for unending boomerang Healing Bolt, no ambrosia needed for going to parallel wordls!

[@DunkOrSlam]

Smart!!

[@Nerpitiwpitiw]

a freaking wand bridge

[@beddei]

Love your content! So informative! This clip especially :)

[@kabaleskus]

Loving these KZbin game strat videos -- now if I can only stop dying in Wizards Den...

[@suaveslob]

that wand shelf platform was nuts, great video

[@dakotahondalock5621]

Been looking forward to this guide

[@MultiWolfLink]

This wand needs a Nobel peace prize for being a self sustaining machine

[@johnmc9073]

When I saw you shoot the advanced wand my jaw dropped with a "wtf" soon after

[@pontusvongeijer1240]

I made a large fart today. :)

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

We all did and we're proud of it

[@Laura-hl3hg]

Congratulations

[@cristianbarcelo3368]

hey man, love your videos, thanks to you i managed to get a grip on the game, great noob friendly content :)

[@DunkOrSlam]

Thanks for the kind words =)

[@Nickxis]

this is awesome

[@LolUGotBusted]

..."This normally has one charge, summon taikasauva can be charged one time before it runs out of charges even if you have unlimited spells it only has one charge, the unlimited spells perk that is, it still only gives it one charge so in this case we already cast it once so it has zero charges so I'm gonna go ahead and use one of my Greek letter spells to allow me to continue to cast it even though it has zero charges. Let's go ahead and use Gamma. Gamma casts a copy of the last spell in your wand so as long as we have this as the last spell in my wand, which, uh, I guess are the only two spells here so if it's here it's the last spell in my wand, uh, the Gamma will copy this spell right here so when we cast it, we get a floating wand." -DunkOrSlam 2022

[@Nickgowans]

Some of these look like a good way to lag your game to death. I can't even imagine how poorly chunks would run once a few thousand wands are dropped into them

[@login2730]

I am currently trying the 34 orb run, and in the process of making the parallel world teleport wand (from the tutorial of ur last vid) i spent literally an hour spawning this wands looking for the Swapper spell, and then i gave up and went looking for it somewhere else lmao

[@DunkOrSlam]

If you are able to spawn in wands at a rapid pace then you should be able to find swapper decently fast as you can check hundreds of wands very quickly. Swapper is the rarest spell in the game. A wand farm is by far the most efficient method to find it.

[@marlon8714]

Bro I’m literally in the same boat. I’ve visited a good chunk of PWs and I’ve seen NOTHING. God bless that I found this vid tho

[@victortolstov5175]

So this is the tinker wands everywhere perk everyone is talking about

[@Mrbigdaddymanamale]

This game couldn’t be cooler

[@RooZvonBooZ]

Loool the plasma beam method 🤣

[@AWESOMO5]

Summon Taikasauva, more like Summon melted Processor

[@BiasedGuy123]

Can you use an Emerald Tablet to kill them, like with the pheromone gold trick?

[@tritonwe8937]

I actually have a run active where I just managed to beat the alchemist boss, so this may be my next quest

[@guardianfoxxed7516]

I wonder if you could instead of using plasma use the homing rocks to be the trigger. Then to activate it you would just need to fire the rock at an enemy and it would just kill it then keep going after the wands. Also would be less destructive to the terrain unlike the plasma (unless the blue plasma doesn’t affect terrain like the cutting or green plasma)

[@petrikillos]

TUTORIAL TIMEEEEEEE

[@scottviola8021]

I've been on ~half a dozen boss runs, but I have yet to run across this spell. The wiki does not say that it has to be unlocked, but it seems unlikely that I wouldn't have hit it by now.

[@leodecipher9223]

Where do you even find this spell? I haven’t ever seen it so I have no idea

[@squorsh]

Wouldn't it be possible to use the conditionals on that last spell so that it'll go until it has enough enemies nearby, then cast the detonator? Or are the ghosts not considered enemies for the spell?

[@DunkOrSlam]

Ohhhhh that sounds like a really good idea. I am not 100% sure if the ghosts count but that is worth trying out some wand science on!

[@squorsh]

@@DunkOrSlam I've been testing it out and it doesn't seem like they're enemies. Or I'm not doing it right, which is also pretty likely because I have no clue how the trigger stuff the wand does works. Would've been cool but ultimately useless because you really don't need that many wand spawns that fast

[@naz5803]

That's not really possible. Mathematical spells get decided when you cast them and not on every proc of a piercing trigger

[@ShadowOfOurHearts]

so how do you clean up the wands after this nightmare

[@skyviktor7103]

imagine making a wand farm in an unmodded run and just finding a ghost in one of your next runs with it and just shooting a ton of wands at you. that would be hilarious 😂

[@Q_z_]

Haha ghost murder machine go brrrr

[@DraconicKobold]

5:35 if it casts the last spell in the wand it only needs to be a tripple, not a quad, right?

[@nokkahuilukostaja]

Just found out while doing the sun quest that if you cast Taikasauva with the Nolla spell modifier it makes the ghost instantly drop the wand, altough he can just pick it up again if he manages to hover over it but I still think it's pretty neat

[@casualbird7671]

Very interesting

[@walterwarberg1425]

How do you get or unlock Taikasauva?

[@slibarman3918]

how come divide by two/ decreased timer/ ping pong path makes the projectile go on forever

[@Q_z_]

The way infinite lifetime spells are achieved is actually by underflowing the lifetime counter, then increasing it by juuuust the right amount to make it infinity. A divide by 2 serves the same function as 3 reduce lifetimes, and a ping pong path increases the lifetime by just the right amount. Together the math works out perfectly to make the plasma beam's duration infinity.

[@samudec5134]

wouldn't having the empty taikasauva before the spark bolt do the trick? from what i see, gamma doesn't dupe the last spell in the wand but the last spell in the cast pool so it can't see the empty Taikasauva (because the spark bolt didn't seem to be in the trigger when you fired without charges)

[@DunkOrSlam]

Actually when using an add trigger it becomes really weird because people havent found a way to get it to work when used on a greek letter rather than the original spell. That was the issue here

[@CalamityCeleste]

I’m in the midst of a god run and I found the summon magic wand spell, but tbh I’m too lazy to craft a perfect wand farm but this vid is still hilariously broken especially since I have trick blood money and basically have an infinite health and wand farm

[@GasBasement]

based

[@mrgameplayfun5949]

Nice vid lov u

[@DunkOrSlam]

[@Yimm3]

I'm likely the least savvy of the noita community but has hollow egg/regular egg used on the plasma beam? Or pollen?

[@Nerpitiwpitiw]

yooo, is this a youtube exclusive?

[@DunkOrSlam]

Heck yahhhh

[@aquapotato..]

9:03 is there anyway to make the platforms last longer?

[@DunkOrSlam]

Most likely. Just needs a little more wand science and I am sure someone could figure it out!

[@yustr2799]

Yep. You just need to add something that increases the life of the platform (increase lifetime, ping pong path, phasing or spiral arc). If you want to find out how this wand works, contact me in the noita discord ^^

[@aquapotato..]

​@@yustr2799 wouldn't anything but increase lifetime mess up the path? idk much about platforms tho

[@yustr2799]

Nope. Platforms in the air are static. None of the above will affect their movements/position

[@iambored329]

13:15 Damn

[@a177rhythm2]

"Oh, it needs that specific spell so this is useless to me right now." Im not watching the vid but I'll still like ot on the way out

[@jakass]

Wasn't it the spark bolt messing with you in that wand at 18:00?

[@DunkOrSlam]

It did shoot out spark bolts but that spell is necessary to be there to complete the payload. I think the issue was trying to use add trigger or anything in that family on a Greek letter.

[@jakass]

@@DunkOrSlam Ah gotcha, yea I am still trying to figure either set of spells out, figuring the trigger/experation spells out and the greek letters is beyond me

[@razorwork1]

waz going to add a like but didnt want to break 666 sooo. heres my like.

[@kaustik185]

If the devs just made a DLC that adds 4 extra spell slots, people would go insane :D

[@zackshilakintheakakpack2426]

holy fucking shit 13:15

[@TheTwober]

As much as I love your videos: I think if you don't spend like 5 minutes on explaining how the Spark Bolt Trigger works in literally every video you do, there would be a lot more time to explain the actual topic. I think anyone interested in an end-game wand form mega-crazy build knows how a Spark Bolt Trigger works. ;)

[@saznoozalot]

Dude how the fuck does anyone figure out what this game does. I want to figure it out on my own but like, I also don't have 4000 hours to spend on a game

[@parteuy3434]

Why not combine homing rocks with the 'add trigger' and then the -casting wands- part?

[@itamarlu]

1143692442 seed to set a farm in the early game, you can get the spells to make the farm in the first area, in a chest close to a portal, and a wand with good mana somewhere there, and just use the tablet to kill then in the firts shop