Noita World Teleport Wand

[@Vepzzzzz]

Nolla devs watching this and taking a biiiiiiiiiiiig sip of their drink trying to determine if this is intended or not

[@Kigmillions]

I don't think even 0 recharge time 0 cast delay was ever intended, they just created a bunch of different stuff which do different things and let the players figure out how the recourses they made can be used

[@danieljames1868]

Devs asking themselves "is this a feature or is this a bug" is incredibly funny.

[@lordkillspree]

This has really strong "working computer inside of Minecraft" vibes. Noita may not be as accessible as Minecraft, but in my opinion, it's just as innovative and revolutionary. Absolutely awe inspiring

[@punchster289]

@missing sig minecraft can be an incomparably fun experience when you go beyond basic survival aspects.

[@tarabelle7716]

okay I love minecrafts mechanics but Redstone is just building circuits. Object programming a wand feels really weird and magical to experiment with

[@Rain1]

I've been having fun playing noita for the first time these past couple of weeks, but my only problem is it feels like all of the wand builds end up being the same by the time you get to the main boss. It's always some spark trigger machine gun something or another. Or just something that explodes. I feel like there's not enough variety unless you force it on yourself.

[@lordkillspree]

@@Rain1 It is easy to stick with your go-to wands. If you haven't already, you might try to accomplish some of the late game goals like the sun quest or the 33 orb ending. There's also several other bosses that almost require different wand builds to beat them. Beyond that, there's still nightmare mode, which is super challenging. You tend to be lacking good trigger and timer spells and the enemies have a lot more health. At least to me, it feels like you have to make more creative builds to survive.

[@RedRiotRoss]

Looking at that wand snd just thinking makes my brain overload

[@itsukarine]

the wand looks to us what our wands probably look like to hiisi

[@zwenkwiel816]

Ikr, like wtf is that deer even doing in there?! XD Edit: lol never mind,he's just throwing an exploding deer into another dimension and then swapping places with it, makes perfect sense nowXD

[@catz_ee]

Learning about how these works really helped with my understanding of how Noita wands work, especially with divide bys and add triggers. I'd recommend the spell lab/wand DBG mod if you wanna see what's happening under the surface.

[@mstarsup]

the fact that someone managed to come up with this kind of wand, which even has not 1 but 2 settings for 2 "different" uses is amazing.

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

It's interesting to see tech like this coming out of a game about seeking forbidden knowledge and transcending normal limits, lol

[@kotzka4626]

I love that about Noita. The forbidden knowledge isn't just a theme but actual gameplay, and actual knowledge.

[@draenthor]

That's a cool use of requirement spells; allowing you to easily add or remove a chunk of spells for just 2 spell slots. It would be cool to have a teleport wand for the distance between holy mountains for breaking the reroll machines.

[@noname75x]

arent holy moutains at the same spot in parallel worlds?

[@DrZmesky]

holy mountains vertically have different distances between each other.

[@00pingvin00]

@@DrZmesky but anyway it's faster to go thru one world and teleport to each sides

[@Rujewitblood]

I remember feeling really clever when I made a spark bolt with trigger, double spell, oil cloud and explosion, and made it rain fire LOL

[@XavierGr]

Missed opportunity to explain how the wand works. Would be very interesting to know the mechanics behind it.

[@YodasPapa]

He doesn't really know how it works as he explained. By the sounds of it maybe only 1-10 people know how

[@myaccount9745]

@@YodasPapa the linked wiki explains a lot. Don't make it sound more opaque than it is.

[@YodasPapa]

@@myaccount9745 I didn't lol

[@OMGFishoo]

@@YodasPapa "maybe only one people know about it". When you imply only one (up to ten, but maybe just one) person knows about it... it's very opaque. Anyone can understand how it works. Basically you add /subtract "distance" from the teleport by various means, speed, range, etc.

[@incription]

it make sense if you really look at the wand and trhy to understand@@YodasPapa

[@dfalcong.4856]

thats some Star Trek style Noita Tec you are showing us here - Lovin it

[@Q_z_]

Damn looks like this would be useful to teleport Dunk to his stream so he streams on time as well

[@Bad.At.Guitar]

I always go to ask you questions in chat when I'm watching these, then I remember its not a stream.

[@danneliu]

This game messes my head up in a good way.

[@BF1_enthusiast]

Noita devs knew what they're doing. (Which is, not knowing what they'll be causing) They made a game of almost complete freedom for the players. That is players can discover exploits and break the game however they like, as it's all in the realm of the sandbox possibilities of noita and its special engine. Its like they planted the seed, but gave the players the means to grow it into whatever they want. Unlike most games and their devs, they deliberately created a world they themselves don't have complete control over. In fact whenever a bug or exploit is discovered, the devs would face the decision "Is it *too OP or game breaking* for us to interfere and remove/fix/nerf it?" And rarely do they answer back with "Yes." Without spoilers, examples of times they did interfere cuz it was *too broken* of a discovery: -A certain spell combination could give you infinite extra hp hearts. -A certain mechanic allowed you to duplicate your perks infinitely. -A certain potion could make it so that you could beat the game while killing everything in your path, and finish it without ever killing anything. Simultaneously.

[@tastycastle1976]

Absolutely insane

[@NotHereLookAway]

this stirs my brain like a soup

[@ryandavidson2502]

Who the hell, how the hell, what the hell, why the hell. Lol that's my reaction looking at the wand. I'm legit surprised anybody could come up with such wands.

[@iditty7927]

But why the all-seeing eye spell? Would the world be dark when you teleport to a parallel world? It's an odd addition, I don't see the use of it 😕

[@DunkOrSlam]

From Letaali, the person who designed this wand: "all seeing eye expires differently from other spells and maybe loads unloaded chunks? This part isn't very clear but it works and we are happy with that. It also expires on frame 62 always so no need to worry about that."

[@iditty7927]

@@DunkOrSlam fascinating, thanks for asking the guy. Interesting stuff!

[@nathanpfirman625]

You should do a series on all the cool special types of wands that are basically their own spells.

[@Anyoalen]

Holy.. I wish this tech had been discovered when I was doing high orb runs

[@catz_ee]

I remember older versions had quite a few weird bugs because of engine limitations. AFAIK the addition of all-seeing eye fixes a lot of them. Basically you could get load errors before where the game would repeatedly load all physics objects in the chunk over and over, creating a crash-loop. Now that'll only happen if something goes catastrophically wrong :)

[@Just_som_Ottur]

This time, on How It’s Made…

[@royceblack6752]

Dude... Letaalis brain is massive xD

[@iditty7927]

I know I already asked one question but I want to push my luck here; does projectile repulsion and other similar effects make this wand build impossible to pull off properly? I tried it a few days ago whilst having picked up some of these perks and it didn't work. It might be that my wand had an always-cast attached to it, but I couldn't find a wand with 26 slots at the time without one.

[@DunkOrSlam]

If you have repulsion field apparently putting long distance cast at the front of the wand instead of luminous timer will fix it. This is what the creator of the wand, Letaali, told me

[@iditty7927]

@@DunkOrSlam thx, it worked :)

[@doneylopsy6296]

the fact i now kinda understand how these work now is WILD

[@solid_milk]

i don't know if ill ever comprehend how people figure these spell combos out

[@wanieldaleczek7853]

That some arcane Skyrim ancient mage shit

[@indecisiverift]

me on 200 hours without the final boss kill achievemment...

[@burynice289]

this game is absolutely bonkers

[@azraellie_]

0:00 Can we be sure that you're not the younger self of Jolli Olli, and will soon disappear after somehow inventing time travel with the right amount of chainsaws?

[@Altoar]

I can't even finish the game with 3 orbs ffs

[@MackNJacishopper]

Dont cast this spell with only 4 health left in your run. Or do, for hilarious results.

[@rainingbroom74]

Crazy

[@heutpajihbiu2454]

!!!!!!!! Эта палочка может работать не так как вы ожидаете, в зависимости от количества маны, и скорости перезарядки, вы можете случайно телепортироваться не туда куда надо. Лучше всего использовать палочку с такими же характеристиками как и в видео, я же в свою очередь совсем лохонулся, когда набил при помощи рерол машины 10к маны и -0.35s перезарядки, и часто телепортировался ~ 10-20 уровень небес, где фпс уходил просто в нулину и приходилось ждать когда всё прогрузится. А ещё иногда в нг+ эта палочка при телепортации в святую гору, может разнести её, оставив за собой лишь фон.

[@jameslarimer9211]

So, I glanced over the link to the wiki real quick, but it was a lot to read. Can anyone offer a wand build to JUST get through the cursed rock on the cheap, or at least to take, maybe 100 dmg or so? I'd love to pop over before Snowy and get an easy HP fresh after the mines. Yes, I'm a Jobroni. Alternatively, I could probably figure something out if I knew the diatance of the damaging area.

[@LKFAdam]

In the end did you do the 36 orb run? I can't find it here on youtube and would be interested to watch it.

[@shthed]

Please do an explanation of how these wands work!

[@DeadCandIe]

Epic

[@Panacea.]

SO, i've just discovered a wand with 3 Summon Deercoy, and now i'm here wondering wtf is this game over and over after 80hours

[@brosechannel]

Nice build and video. QUESTION: I see this uses 26 slots - will it cast correctly on the wand of multitudes?

[@thumb5225]

I thought I translated "Bamallam" wrong. I had no clue what that statue was lol

[@justaberbels]

DAMN new vid gotta be nice..

[@jhonviel7381]

noita in VR!

[@greentea5982]

Did dunk already do the new game 28 33 orb run?

[@coleandhisvideos]

He literally has a dimension door wand

[@KageToHikari_CG]

Some Rick'n Morty shit lol

[@krismarson6451]

!quack

[@i_vasisualy]

Orbs and cursed hearts are separate entities in game? I thought I knew everything about the game already))

[@jakass]

Orbs and their heart piece are separate You can skip picking up the normal health up on non cursed orbs too

[@absobel]

Wait wait, I don't understand how you spawned that many ghost with wands ? Is that a spell or something ? Edit : oh okay, you'll do a video about that, can't wait

[@waker_link]

taikosova + greek letters

[@Broken-bj8ly]

Just wait until you see the advanced way of use that spell that just creates a hundred wand ghosts, automatically instakills them, and leaves all the wands in one neat well organized line for you to inspect.

[@r3dtext]

Insane lol

[@skeeskuu8621]

can someone explain why dunky didnt take the corrupted heart?

[@cdesy]

No need to take it for a demonstration video and corrupted hearts are poisoning you for a while. I don't know the damage numbers, but if he had picked up all the corrupted hearts, it might have killed him. Bad in the middle of a demonstration video :P

[@painkiller8639]

If you mean the greish heart that spawns just after taking the corrupted red orb, it applies poison which drains your health. In a normal game it can't really kill you, but in NG+ and higher it will kill you. In any case, you don't need to pick up the heart to gain the bonus HP, you just need the orb.

[@catz_ee]

Very useful for stacking perks to absurdity, as only loading the holy mountains reduces the engine load for each PW. Shockingly easy to reach engine max HP by stacking Extra Healths.

[@RossPfeiffer]

slam

[@TheRastil]

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[@Irongrip62]

Sliders

[@Accou25]

I just enjoy seeing someone showing this arrogant piece of smug of a game who's the boss here

[@mastermenthe]

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[@Ay-xq7mj]

How do you even get more divide by spells? There is one boss and one diamond so how do you stack them? The variety of tp wands is irrelevant since every single one requires 2 of at least 1 specific divide by. Edit: I cant get any of the wands to work. Edit 2: Its a complete waste of time unless unless you can copy it 1:1 so the tech is virtually worthless.

[@aquau5777]

This is old so I'm sure you've figured it out by now but visiting some hell shops can get you the divide by 10s. they're kinda rare tho so you might have to travel a parallel world or two

[@Ay-xq7mj]

@@aquau5777 Since comment i regularly do parallel runs and go to hell I get infinite HP, etc. Also perk dupe exploit.

[@pockpock6382]

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