Non Car Guys Be Like...

Video about Stupid Things Non Car Guys say. Do you like list videos that aren't really list videos, and more like a massive story time compilation? Of course you do! And I even added some super epic awesome Microsoft Paint artwork because ya boi is the best animator NA. Joking obviously. Despite taking Computer Graphics Technology for 3 years, I can't design anything worth a damn. I'm great with cars though...which is why I'm doing this instead. Thank God for scholarships, so I'm not drowning in debt, but I still wasted my time in College. I should've gone to Trade School instead.
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[@danizen6044]

*prius* *died* *in* *a* *fire* lol

[@BladedAngel]

10/10 my best art to date.

[@raptor4798]

free giftcards Prius was burned by car enthusiasts

[@SkylineLofe]

and soon made the 2019 Toyota M3 Hoon/Environmental Edition (basically a Prius with a M3 badge and trays on its rear tires)

[@latam8189]

That what we hope

[@HumblyDriven]

Lol.

[@lincolnrutherford129]

One time my friend was playing a car game and he said “look at my Mustang”. It was a Camaro. I said “no that’s a Chevy” and he said “yeah, Chevy Mustang”...

[@BEHappy-hl3bp]

I know your pain my dude

[@emilblom4799]

Death sentance

[@lmfaygo542]

🤦🏼‍♂️😂😭

[@enochmills7379]

I realized about 3 seconds after I liked it was the 100th I have never done that before

[@arranguss]

I shook reading the last line

[@HieronymousLex]

“How can you justify spending 20k on a car in your 20s?” - someone who smokes $10k of weed a year

[@1.2.3.4..5]

Strawman moment

[@xavierrodriguez2463]

@@1.2.3.4..5 silence

[@amarbirtakhar4213]

Patrick Ster69 nice

[@Kodaiva]

“I can afford to spend 20k in my 20s”

[@Pekoe.]

With that logic how can you justify spending any large quantity of money on a hobby or something you like

[@MusicByRev]

My dad picked up up from school in his Porsche and some girl yelled “oh shit it’s a Ferrari” 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@renatenucum884]

NOICE PORSHE BUGGATIE LAMBEO CORVETTEY

[@aussieaudir8lms871]

Are you fucking kiding me

[@acapraichu4879]

Can I throw myself out of the window now?

[@halcyon4485]

how the fuck does a porsche look like a ferrari?

[@SrHiroo]

I fell from the roof of a high building and I'm commenting at heaven now

[@joshsuelto]

"you're so spoiled your dad bought you a car" *looks at the iPhone 12 that is more expensive than corolla*

[@thomaslikescars]

I think that is the single most annoying thing people say. "Daddy bought you a car huh?" AAHHHHHHH it drives me fucking nuts. Like do people really think that? Does that even happen? Do parents buy their kids high end cars? My parents are NOT poor by any means, but I took over my mom's Chevy Malibu as my first car. None of my friends with nice cars got their vehicle because of anything their parents did for them (hell they won't even co-sign). I have never met anyone who was given something as expensive as a nice car. Yet people never shut up about it. It's so silly and degrading to the owner of the car. I just don't get it. Not to mention most parents I know are opposed to their kids having expensive or fast cars (including mine). I'm 22 now so whatever to what they think, I'm thinking about getting a new sports car.

[@rafaelgomez1200]

@@thomaslikescars ik those people are annoying like if they see anywone thats under 25 having a nice car they say " spoiled " oh daddys money " meanwhile there parents bought them high end clothing and the newsest tech

[@sdani.]

@@thomaslikescars rich parents do

[@PartyPhil1]

Remember when you could get cars for less than 5K? HEHEHEHAW THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD TIME!!!

[@PartyPhil1]

I’m in severe debt after getting a new Honda Civic while in highschool

[@papermind4010]

my friend, hand to God, swear on my family, called a mustang a "dodge camaro"

[@retroroy1983]

PaperMind 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Has he heard of the Ford Charger 😂

[@mateorios1636]

Dodge camaro? Top 10 CROSSOVER

[@lying_lynx]

TOP 10 CAR CROSSOVERS Dodge camero Toyota veyron Mitsubishi Chiron Ford Nissan Corvette charger Lancer Lamborghini Ferrari divo Enzo Toyota Mitsubishi voltes wagon Buggati BMW

[@willmorrell488]

And he's still your friend?

[@f1rebreather123]

“Ford Camaro Hellcat”

[@giohernandez3320]

My friend calls every Audi an r8 even if it’s a 4 door

[@BuckeyeBallistics]

Get new friends 😅

[@hooman999]

LMFAO

[@dukenecromancer245]

Audi 8 doors

[@halcyon4485]

sad

[@Michael-tm6vs]

@Amelia Schulz bruh that's not how it works 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@BenecioZarazua]

The rat rod equivalent of "wow it's the batmobile" is "that looks like something out of Mad Max"

[@rwooosh197]

"6 liter engine? Why so big?" "40 HORSEPOWER!? WOOOOW!!! AWESOME" *_-every non car guy ever_*

[@mateuszzimon8216]

I now realise even 100HP can be fun and fast, look Abarth 500 1.4T 170HP 1.1Ton. Like Colin Chapman "Simplify, then add lightness"

[@justinl2009]

@@mateuszzimon8216 True. The Lotus Elise is a good example as well.

[@Lucas-tr9hh]

My dad’s Toyota Echo has 108 hp...

[@DoktrDub]

Mateusz Zimon yes true but... where did you 100hp and 170hp mixes up?

[@nicolapalmieri7344]

My dad had a Fiat 500 100hp with a SMG gearbox (totally stock) NA, trust me, it was super fun blasting away at a stoplight

[@alexfragoso5651]

There’s something satisfying about just watching a mustang cruising down the road

[@eugenebeaty4142]

Alex Fragoso it’s really close to being the best car design in my eyes under the best which is the 2016 Dodge Viper

[@stormtroopercommander7947]

very true

[@MauriiBoii]

It is until it loses control and hits a car on the other side of the road..

[@IamLotion]

Long as it isnt a v6

[@derman4786]

Alex Fragoso and not seeing it crashing right lol

[@russoformoso]

I and my friend asked a guy in school what his dream car is. His answer was “Lambo”. We asked what model and he said “what do you mean?” I basically died lmao.

[@hybridShinx]

Gab Formoso you should bring him to a Lamborghini musuem , that will help him pick his dream ride

[@endyplayz7132]

Gab Formoso ROFLMAO

[@minormoneygames4931]

That’s basically everyone in my school

[@nadunwijesinghe965]

Gab Formoso "Chenthanario" as Stardman says 😂

[@nadunwijesinghe965]

Kelly Dunois 😂😂😂

[@gavinreinhart8925]

My dad has a '65 Mustang, and just putting down the gas pedal 25ish percent beats pretty much every grocery getter.

[@lsswappedcessna]

@Hunter Martin What's so unbelievable about a 1965 mustang being faster than a grocery getter? Even the 3.3L straight six in a classic mustang could whoop some ass.

[@RandomiMies4444]

@Adriel R r/nobodygivesafuck

[@whatitis5646]

OG Paul your probably really fun at parties too, getting enraged over a comment totally unrelated to you and all that.

[@Retr0_Blues]

@@notlNSIGHT yeah you tell em man

[@urcousin4453]

I don't want to brag but I have supercharged 68, 2+2 fastback with a blower.

[@studiosavion]

My friend called an Audi R8 a Bugatti 😤🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Makuhesa]

Maybe it's just the shape that's similar,me...nonono...i remember everything on the chiron The Egg oval shaped Grill,Headlights in a line and of course the door oh..donr forget the manufacture color

[@wellingtonbruh3756]

Every car that has hood air intakes and a big fuck all spoiler: iS ThAT a suBaRu?

[@jtr218]

Stu🅱️id

[@olli9764]

R8 is not he furthest car away from a bugatti depending on models

[@muhamadnaimuddinbinnasrudd1935]

well they're both vdubs

[@Omgkhii]

Someone called my stepdad's Nissan 240 sx s13 a Corvette😂

[@awacsrazgriz967]

Met a guy couple months ago. He called my friends nissan gtr a damn mustang. Btw love the 180/240 sx absolutely beautiful cars :)

[@dandykoi]

HOW

[@insanetaco98]

Some dude called mine a prelude. Never before had i been so hurt

[@meandtheboys223]

wtf

[@bryceengland9480]

Someone called my 2000 MX5 convertible a “ old corvette “

[@TritonLunar]

I showed my friends a yellow Ferrari, they said it was a "lambo" Then I showed them a red Lamborghini aventador, they said it was a "Ferrari" They aren't my friends anymore

[@freehugs9601]

And they aren't alive i guess Did you run them over on DIO'S SWEET ROADROLLER™

[@oskar2318]

GOOD CHOICE

[@lying_lynx]

(Notification) vin deasle wants to know your location

[@renatenucum884]

NOICE BUGGATIE PORSE LAMBEO CORVETTEY

[@thealpaca18]

What???

[@_jz06_]

*"....you can easliy get rid of your check engine light...."* *Removes it* *Laughs in Non Car Guy*

[@creepyfirefly]

Basically what every sketchy seller does

[@theheebigan3498]

My friend said he wanted a dodge mustang *GOOD ENOUGH*

[@user-ox4st4ru7t]

The Stuf Krew my friend said he had the honor to own a Ford Neon

[@codyhennings]

My grandma told me she wanted a Toyota Ford the other day

[@Prism3213]

Maybe your friend meant a Dodge Charger. Or a Ford Mustang?

[@matthunter4826]

My tutor said Ford Corvette and Nissan 4Runner

[@naxzed_it]

Dodge at the front full on Mustang at the back

[@justinmoore6162]

I don't have to move to the side because people can see the car in front of me UNDER my truck

[@carbonifed]

Justin Moore murica

[@waywardmoose2020]

Small peen gang

[@2ndsunrise_]

Justin Moore small weenie, punisher picture enforces it

[@2ndsunrise_]

• ChristianO5 wanna see it?

[@maxcchiru]

@@2ndsunrise_ go ahead, get reported and banned. Don't judge people based on a fucking joke they made

[@SkyZeroGigaByte]

I went to Vegas a while back and saw a McLaren 650S and a lady was taking pictures and was telling all her friends it was a Ferrari, she was saying it so proudly like if she knew what she was talking about

[@thejayhugh]

my head hurts from this

[@KSY55O]

OWEN FLORENCE You know most Ferrari’s don’t have butterfly doors right?

[@KSY55O]

OWEN FLORENCE Fair

[@Riez_00]

So dumb😬👎

[@toasteracid850]

Was the 650s a spyder

[@CrisPBacon-zy6wh]

Someone yelled at my red brz "nice Ferrari". 2 years later, painted it black and someone called it "wow, nice BMW"

[@gabrielandradeferraz386]

at least they said its nice

[@FrostRPMs]

"You're spoiled" "No, I have a Mustang and only have 3 phones." Me with a 2007 base model Mazda 3 i, a cracked Galaxy S7, and barely enough money to stay afloat. I do it to myself tho, i'm not gonna deny that.

[@venrahtryne5253]

Sitting here with a 1995 Peugeot 106 in my cheapo 1 room apartment waiting for my apprenticeship to be finished XD

[@iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934]

Sitting here also with my S7, but with 4 vehicles... eh.

[@PontiusPontiac]

Sitting here with my high mileage 2009 Pontiac G8 base and Motorola and working 2 jobs to maintain my car that had lived most of its life in Michigan and Canada . I probably could've gotten something much much different, something more practical and a longer life span but, I wanted a Pontiac sports car xD

[@venrahtryne5253]

@@PontiusPontiac fair enough, Im currently waiting until my apprenticeship ends, so that I can have a proper appartement and save some money to invest into a Honda S2000. My absolute dream car

[@ibbyxmiah]

sitting here without a car waiting 5 years to get my licence with an iphone XS which was £300

[@probablynotleo4340]

My friend told me that his dream car is the Lamborghini Ferrari

[@stantorren4400]

Tell them Ferrari and Lamborghini are different car brands if you haven’t

[@Филип-э1т]

And the real question is..... Has he ment the LaFerrari... Or the aventador BC. they were many that were red....

[@КостаСтојановић-о8х]

Lol

[@wolfsden6479]

Lmfao

[@prodsol-xi7fo]

Leo Li My friends dream car is a Chevy Aveo

[@theultimatejeffry6917]

"A Chetaah is designed to go fast" Damn, I thought they were born that way but I guess they were designed.

[@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544]

God wanted a sports animal

[@theplayer12312]

@@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 And when he wanted a top speed animal he designed the Peregrine falcon

[@ApexWolfPR]

Yeah they were not designed but i think we all know what he meant by saying that... right?

[@moelester3062]

@@ApexWolfPR God design them

[@moelester3062]

@@ApexWolfPR pray to mother mary

[@prasulinek9793]

That feeling when you drive a car so old it doesnt have a check engine light :)

[@imjustarobot7768]

same :)

[@moesgymmom]

a guy called my friends dad's NSX an R8

[@jplabs456]

Ouch...

[@hazoevo3390]

I mean its not a downgrade...

[@malte0026]

it is a big downgrade in style and class ( sry bad english im young and im from switzerland )

[@Numbers_Game]

The new NSX looks nothing like it's predecessor. It's suffers from the same problem as the GT-R. They're suppose to be blocky god dammit!

[@vintageman91]

moesgymmom wtf!

[@Abg13]

My school had a fire drill during the 1st quarter and we went to the back of the school. In the back there was a red mustang (2016 model) and everyone was saying how cool it was then this kid says *”That’s a cool Mustang Charger”* Let’s just say that everyone got on to him and told him that “Mustang Chargers” don’t exist and that Ford owns Mustang and Dodge owns Charger. (We always remind him of that day xd)

[@Abg13]

Ramen Saucc uhh mission?

[@adamosuilleabhain324]

Husain's Channel thats not ad bad as the ford veyron or ferrari veyron but he should atleast add "i think". Like i do because the a3,4,5,6 look pretty simular when they are all black

[@tookanl5811]

Don't underestimate classic cars

[@BladedAngel]

Indeed.

[@raychoncla1175]

Callie is looking so sexy

[@lsswappedcessna]

mfw when my classic car is the slowest entry-level luxury land (that alliteration) yacht in town

[@ash54g16]

I love classics. My dream car is the 1971 Plymouth Hemi Cuda.

[@logan12satcom83]

Ford Mustang agreed

[@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б]

I showed my prostreet cars to my non-car guy friend His react to my red ford gt was:nice old ferrari And when i showed my over-detailed subaru:you are a ricer

[@cckiller0053]

Duuuuude, my brother literally says the same thing about my Acura RSX and my Honda Civic CX on that game.

[@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б]

@@cckiller0053 V-TEC gang unite!

[@KingsOfRugby]

I'm in England and I came out of school and I was coming home. A girl who I get a long with quite well was behind me as I walked past a parked Ferrari Enzo. Oh my god are they rare where I live. I stopped to admire it, circling around it a few times, and I got 'Jack, what's so special about that car why are you staring at it'. Another girl came along behind her and said 'Oh my god you're such a car nerd it's just a Mclaren.'. I've never been so offended. Also apparently because my dad has a rare SAAB 95 Aero and it's 20 odd years. No... Its a great car that my dad has refurbished to make it amazing. I love the thing. And apparently because we have a 2006 Mercedes S Class we're B Tech. Umm... It's still a Mercedes and it has everything we want. Before insulting people go learn that your parent's Fiat 500 won't beat a cat on a skateboard.

[@Danse_Macabre_125]

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY... Had the opposite happen to me with a parked 600LT and a passing Spyder Huracan

[@DreamHachi]

Electric tape is the ultimate "fix" for that check engine light

[@davidvalencia129]

you can have a 1970 challenger and still had won to that Kia.

[@jfgtfvsmith7079]

that's a sexy ass car

[@davidvalencia129]

@@jfgtfvsmith7079 Facts

[@michaelt9443]

David Valencia or a Skyline GTS

[@ritwikreddy5670]

Challenger is really sexy

[@doos6172]

A Prius would smoke the Kia.

[@zed7808]

bladed: I wear pretty bland clothes me: wears the same clothes for 7 years (probably longer lmao)

[@lucasderooy]

The only Lamborghini I accept someone calling a batmobile is the egoista, anything else isn't even close

[@huwusys]

Kirbyex7 murcielago is his non Batman car so his off work car

[@marshmorgan3438]

TSM__ Big chungus it translates to the bat tho

[@deathdealer9976]

@@huwusys i'm pretty dang sure it translates to selfish

[@meemzandmoar8]

The sesto elements has the same color scheme

[@prettystupid7229]

deathdealer997 no, not even close

[@RickSigma]

So my friend recently bought an r34 and said that he had bought a gtr and people could come check it out. One of the kids that came was like wtf this is no gtr, and pulled up a picture of an r35 on his phone.

[@nosoyarkano7624]

Oblivion That's because for those people, the r34 and others is just a "Skyline" and the r35 is a "GT-R". We know they're all GT-Rs but some guys need help.

[@ericsens4070]

:(

[@dimitrisvill1411]

OMG just kill me

[@joshuaxiong8377]

A whole different argument somewhat, but the R34 could also be the GT or 25GT models in which then one could say that it's not a GT-R. But yeah, that kid needs to get schooled.

[@kusanagi6937]

Damn... Would've killed him

[@papermind4010]

My friend called a mustang a Dodge Camaro.

[@ilovemanunited6179]

PaperMind in first grade I got into an argument with a kid cause he thought a Ferrari was a Lamborghini.

[@TooEasyMal]

Wow...

[@alexhall5370]

PaperMind HE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

[@NNNSSSCCC]

No way he said that.

[@unfunny2258]

PaperMind my friend said that his moms car could beat a hemi that had huge fucking drag slicks on it, I guess he thought old=bad

[@omaewamoshindeiru1673]

Newer = Faster? *Laughs in AE86*

[@webuild7843]

You'll catch up on the corners eh

[@falingo69420]

@Bunta Fujiwara *laughs in vtec*

[@ns_guy5149]

fa lingo /bad flash backs to the double crash/ Yea... haha...

[@falingo69420]

@@ns_guy5149 yes

[@Jonnyymaru]

*Laugh* *in* *my* *Tofu*

[@alvynoputrabimantara7525]

Non car guys: Lamborghini miura

[@tomasz6871]

alvyno 2019 brand new rock

[@JimmyDean59]

Car Guys: Nissan Skyline import>Lamborghini Aventador

[@lsswappedcessna]

How does a rock look better than the gecko car?

[@alvynoputrabimantara7525]

@@lsswappedcessna because they don't know Lamborghini miura

[@user-ox4st4ru7t]

Ynnel?! they probably think it’s slow since the Miura is pretty old.

[@masterdiecaster2959]

“My three wheel drive JDM Chevy Mustang Type-R with Ludicrous mode gets 800 hp to the right blinker”

[@305suave4]

“BUT BLADED” where’s the Miata????

[@Roman_empire1869]

When my friend called a Lamborghini adventador (in a transformer movie) a Ferrari

[@fullyuki]

"Prius is better than your Mustang because it costs less to drive." Kappa

[@BladedAngel]

**Prius died in a fire**

[@logan12satcom83]

*prius got thrown off a cliff into some rocks and blew up because of all the C4 that was in it, it also burned the blueprints of the newest prius-i don't remember if there's a 2018 prius or not but eather way it will be destroyed*

[@ash54g16]

logan12satcom I was gonna say that's a bit overkill... But then I remembered that you were talking about a Prius.

[@logan12satcom83]

Russell Ashmore *then we will send the car up into space with a hydrogen bomb towards the sun and insenerate the car* that will do it

[@inhsonlamvu5252]

how about *prius died while delivering tofu in mountainous area*

[@nathchp]

My grandparents (non car people) call my stock mx5 a race car

[@luuk3213]

still better than if they called it an old piece of garbage just because it's an NA miata

[@somerandomsoviet3878]

no your miata is an f1 car don't belive them and let you bully them... Vroom Vroom

[@losh330]

Well it's a fast car in their opinion.

[@Delimon007]

Well it kinda is especially when it was released.

[@patricks.7951]

My dad thinks the same thing about my rsx. He won't believe me when I tell him it's pretty much a civic, he sees the 2 doors and the Acura badge and thinks it's a sports car lol.

[@CoasterGaming]

I like your rambling/rant videos

[@geffreynugroho]

Coaster yeah. Thats why im here

[@davidpaul5943]

Do more videos like this!!!😁

[@osiris.y]

David Paul I know right. I like the part when he talks about spending money on phones and consoles

[@nistard1016]

nissan_ tube_ I love that too. Because people don't realize that money accumulates over time, if you spend hundreds of dollars on a phone every year, then a screen protector and a case for it if you care about it, that adds up to the same if not more than the large sum that we pay for our cars at one time really quick

[@Johnnyynf]

5：21 Batmobile have more of a "tank" apperance Tank guy : triggered And they will start to tell you about the difference between APC(armored personnel carrier) and battel tank

[@user-gu7yo5yn9g]

Johnny Yu I’m guilty of this...

[@DelNiceBeto]

the batmobile doesn't even have treds on it nor a cannon

[@user-gu7yo5yn9g]

DelNiceBeto the batmobile in the Arkham series of games had a 57mm auto cannon

[@sixteenavenue]

"Bat mobile are designed to look like tanks and more durable" Lada cars : hold my vodka

[@xx2410]

*hardstyle beat intensifies*

[@bruh2374]

Atreus: *breathes* Kratos: BOY!!!

[@tuukkasivonen4533]

squeesh *BOI

[@chayan7232]

BOI Simulator 2018

[@rocknexus55]

God of B O I

[@fardnia9434]

I posted a picture of my 2016 Mustang GT convertible on instagram. My friend saw it, and, no joke, the next day he walked up to me and said "dude i saw your lambo on insta super sweet" another friend also called my Model X the batmobile.... AHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHH

[@Skyline25]

Lmao do you seriously think we believe you own a Mustang _and_ a Model X? Are you Bill Gates or something?

[@randomdude2529]

Ouch

[@papajhonsreal]

@@Skyline25 the dude who made that comment sounds like he's 12 and he only makes Fortnite videos, so I call bullshit on both of those.

[@alb.88]

Driving your car around and showing the footage is way better than just showing stock jpegs. More stuff like this!

[@CaptainSNES]

I was driving my dads model s yesterday and a guy at the skatepark walked up to me and is “yo, is this a Honda!?” He was being 100% serious

[@CaptainSNES]

@Curious George Floyd it was just funny

[@vinikk77]

@Curious George Floyd tf

[@vinikk77]

@Curious George Floyd yes you're 🧂🧂🧂

[@totallyeinstein5151]

My 1989 5.0 mustang is still probably faster than many brand new cars

[@longcat266]

dont underestimate that ancient v8 lol

[@Outdoorsman-tu2zs]

Probably more reliable

[@ManLikeEddy]

my dream car could be an audi r8

[@giancarlolugo9586]

@@ManLikeEddy My dream car its a Civic EG6 hatch SiR-ii it was a version only available in japan named as the sports civic before the Type R came out that model came with a B16A making 171hp stock with better suspension and brakes and ECU It was better for cornering than the SI versions If sometime I get one I would like to learn left foot braking and drive it on a mountain course for taking the corners another dream car its the Integra Type R DC2 the japanese model and the LAN EVO 6 and the SUBARU IMPREZA TYPE R the 2-doors version and the AE86 and the S14 and the SUZUKI CAPPUCCINO

[@yellowevofive6868]

Once a Porsche passed in front of me and my cousin. She said "Oh my god a Ferrari!". So i shouted "It's a Porsche you fucking idiot".

[@andrewolson5471]

I had a kid see my car and say, "Wow, that's what cool Corvette!" I have a Torch Red 2002 Mustang GT. He was probably 8, so he didn't know better.

[@doggofv]

Non car people: that corvette is 2000? It is ugly and bad, my 2017 prius is much better

[@urmanthenascarfan5847]

So many teens these days!

[@strandkorbst9643]

Its kinda true tho, i mean who wants such an old car that you have to repair every 5 miles

[@urmanthenascarfan5847]

@@strandkorbst9643 you won't have to repair it every 5 miles. It could go long distances too.

[@GAIUSJAKE]

Priuses wouldnt be so bad if it didn't looks ugly.

[@authenticNL2]

Esteban S. Found the non-car enthusiast

[@Snowy-oq4ur]

13:36 Prius came back from the dead and multiplied lol

[@nickkilmer7371]

I met a non car guy who said the r8 is not a supercar and that the civic type R is not faster than the pagani on the "ring". I showed him the official time and he said it was bs. He also said he would get a Chevy mustang for his first car. Kill me.

[@briangoncalves6164]

Toyota 86 i send my prayers

[@DerMaflon]

Toyota 86 another person who should never own a car. Especially not a "chevy mustang". Maybe a prius

[@reese.6521]

I met a guy who called a Toyota AE86 Trueno an old prius

[@CoasterGaming]

How can you live in America and not no the difference between a Camaro and a Mustang

[@luuk3213]

wait wait wait... THE TYPE R IS FASTER THAN THE PAGANI??? i knew the type r was fast AF, but THAT fast.... duuuuuuuuuuude, i need to put that car on an EG hatch chassis

[@silversonic99]

5:00 dude despite what you want to believe, they literally just couldn't give less of a shit. Taking the time to ask or Google it, is way to much time for something they don't give a shit about. The only impact it will have on their lives is the two seconds they thought, "huh, that's a weird Ferrari."

[@oskarsuc]

I once had a friend that named every sports car a Lamborghini gallardo

[@freehugs9601]

Friend:Omg a ugly riced toyota Me:man this is 350z nissan

[@yadeenkabir1215]

Glad he's out the pictuee

[@EbilEnemyofBurgerTown]

Friend: Sees Nissan 350Z Friend: IsSa LaMbO GaLLaRdO

[@PseudoPhingo]

My mom has a 2004 Mercedes wagon and people I know assumed we were from a rich family

[@papajhonsreal]

I love how non-car guys don't know that depreciation exists. Also I want that, I'm a sucker for Benz Wagons, not just the AMGs.

[@supaoranges1086]

Damn the unspoken road rules. Dude there’s something magical when you’re doing pulls with some random guy and your both smiling and thumbs-uping. It’s just great.

[@Blarrp99]

When I bought my 1987 firebird my girlfriend at the time said it looked like the batmobile 🤣

[@Bobuno22]

Bruh imagine

[@thebaguettecompany]

I hate it when people say that....

[@matthunter4826]

An old teacher of mine said that her son got a Buick Skyline. I cringed then I corrected her. I still like her though

[@thebaguettecompany]

@@matthunter4826 what was that ... R33??

[@thebaguettecompany]

@@matthunter4826 :)

[@buisnessgoose8425]

Where’s the Miata?

[@EthanL21800]

fangtoothtv thank you for your service

[@ErrorMacro713]

It's probably at a track day.

[@thumbtak]

Or a hair salon

[@logan12satcom83]

WE NEED THE MIATAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Kris57277]

Miata Is Always The Answer!

[@leonixnn]

Such a lovely person you are! So good to see somebody who just does what they want, not falling to the mainstream and not being afraid of... "having it their way". #notsponsored as well, although a burger would be nice right now

[@ElCubano5600]

Bro I almost had you in my 2018 Prius

[@subarutransmittedinfection1036]

Ron Batista wait for next year

[@oneeyedjackwya9742]

My friend saw an engine. It was a Line 6.... He called it a V8😤😡

[@lsswappedcessna]

there are the non-car guys who hate FWD for no reason.

[@lsswappedcessna]

bUt BlaDEd, PC is mOre eXPeNsIve tHAn cOnSOle.

[@adamosuilleabhain324]

You mean fake car guys

[@jacobsmediagallery6494]

I think FWD cars can be cool and quick but I don’t nessasary consider them sports cars

[@ducksouponline7420]

RWD is just more fun

[@thejay8963]

Even though their normie car is almost certainly FWD.

[@superman28607]

My sister is not a car girl, but I taught her about how every brand has a design philosophy, every brand goes along that philosophy so I can identify brands quickly. Thanks to that, she can identify car brands quickly as well

[@ihteshamkhan4696]

i did the same thing!

[@2jz735]

When I asked some kids in my class if they new which car my computer wallpaper was (a Bugatti Divo) some guy said it was a McLaren.

[@freehugs9601]

Guess this kiddo din't survived

[@pawelodziomek4908]

Shocker, a person who isn't into a specific subject doesn't know things about that subject I bet if someone showed you a picture of a plane you also wouldn't know what plane that was

[@2jz735]

Shmeep, you could clearly see the bugatti logo on the front. And yes I would know what plane it is because my cousin loves planes

[@pawelodziomek4908]

@@2jz735 just because there was a bugatti logo doesn't mean they would know what car it is. If someone should you a guitar and it had the company logo on the front would you know what guitar it was?

[@2jz735]

Shmeep, I would say the name of the car’s company, Same with the guitar

[@Thunderchicken69]

Non-car guys can’t comprehend sleeper builds, I’ve seen non-car guys get mad that they got smoked by a beat up 1988 Ford F-150 but they wouldn’t accept the truck had a fucking custom 850hp supercharged engine and was specifically built to look like somebody’s work truck and not a race truck

[@Thunderchicken69]

Then again I’m sure some car guys wouldn’t get that, I’m more of a truck guy myself to be completely honest and I’m a complete sucker for those old 87-91 bricks so that shit instantly caught my eye, we got some badass shit over in the world of trucks too

[@Oblivion-xr1zt]

I saw a guy complementing my uncle about his bmw. And the first thing he said was ‘damn that’s a nice benz’

[@willdropemoff]

Bladed make a vid “ 10 types of people that own super cars ”

[@BladedAngel]

1. Non-Car Celebrities 2. Fuckboi KZbinr's 3. Minecraft KZbinr's 4. Vloggers 5. Rich Normies 6. IDK 7. IDK 8. IDK 9. IDK 10. Actual Car Guys

[@willdropemoff]

QuantumSoda nice

[@insertausernamehere4515]

Car Talk thanks

[@hybridShinx]

Most super car owners are horrible

[@michaelfaisal934]

I showed my non-car friend a picture of a Lamborghini countach and he said "it was ugly and looks slow" Needles to say we are not friends anymore.

[@ryon5174]

Michael Faisal how dare- As someone who has the Countach as his favorite Lambo, I feel insulted

[@5RoastedPotatoes]

I don't like the countach in comparison to other Lambos but that does not make it ugly or slow it's still a frikin lambo

[@michaelfaisal934]

@@5RoastedPotatoes the fact that the countach was the fastest car IN THE WORLD, doesn't make it a Lamborghini. It makes it a legend.

[@5RoastedPotatoes]

Yeah I forgot about that thx

[@awildfurret]

I Liked Lamborghini Countach

[@erixccjc2143]

I remember watching a supra and said: wow, a supra. Nexts 5 seconds a friend says: Its just an old car

[@SunArau]

@@lalocontreras349 more like is that person still alive.

[@BrendenPragasam]

You should do a video on "race" etiquette... I think it could be useful for new car people

[@chrisbaseball3]

I think this would be neat. I'm getting sick of dickheads in leased civic Si's flying by me on the highway while i'm cruising and then talking shit later

[@benyud2303]

13:50 i died "prius died in a fire" lol - you gained a sub for that

[@uravggamer4620]

I felt what he said about his friend telling him his car is super expensive for his age. I’m 16 years old, and I own a 2018 Mustang Ecoboost(laugh all you want at my little 4 cylinder😄) While I admit that is a pretty insane car for someone my age, what people don’t understand is what I went through to get one of the cars I’ve been dreaming about ever since I first saw one. I won’t get into all the details but the point I’m trying to make is, if you want something, work for it. Work for what makes you happy, and don’t let anyone change your mind. When you finally achieve your goal you’ll realize it’s 100% worth it!

[@tannerconnelley3825]

Me and my brother got flipped off for “going too slow” I guess, even though we were going 50-ish in a 40, best part is that it was a Prius with multiple people in it, I drive a scat pack challenger and my brother drives a mustang gt

[@Bobuno22]

Bruh your cars can whoop a prius’s ass six ways to sunday

[@iketanikoichiro3519]

Nice Nokia bro

[@BladedAngel]

My newest phone isn't even available in the U.S. so I had to get one imported and designed to conform to the GSM bands here. Not sure if that makes me an even bigger hipster than the iPhone/Samsung users I'm making fun of. In the end... all along, it was I who was the normie snowflake XD

[@iketanikoichiro3519]

XD

[@iketanikoichiro3519]

Well at least you know your passion dude not like some normies who only think about what they want to buy in the future.

[@insertausernamehere4515]

Bladed Angel in indonesia we have android nokias but they didnt sell well unfortunately...

[@jameson1239]

Bladed Angel and bonus it’s a Nokia it won’t break ever

[@master4gameplays]

*WhErE's ThE MiATa?*

[@BlokHed75]

Alex Mason WE NEEDS DA MIATA

[@fbi1307]

Where's your grammar?

[@PixelVarnox]

it died in a fire, like your wittiness

[@master4gameplays]

One asian boi I just added capital letters randomly to give out a "comical effect", but the comment itself is written correctly

[@fbi1307]

Alex Mason I meant to write that to Austin Smith

[@the_monstah6378]

I don’t have my license yet. But I am very good with money. I’ve saved almost all my life and very rarely do I end up spending anything. I do tend to purchase expensive things here and there. But I’m never throwing money out on the dime. It’s stupid to me how much money people spend on a daily basis. It’s also idiotic to me how my friends WHO HAVE JOBS still don’t have any money. They’ve never been taught to save properly. So me, a person who’s never worked a day in their life, is still more financially stable.

[@scrubberjerms]

I kid you not, a lady in the neighborhood thought a veloster was a mustang. Blew my mind

[@ChoboUnjeon]

What the hell, the Veloster isn't even close to the Mustang.

[@logicgames2686]

Hyundai < Ford also wtf. how does one confuse things this bad

[@codywannamaker4287]

My sister thought the oil light was a genie lamp...

[@Tychal79]

Yes i move to the side to show someone that there is a slower car in front of me because the idiot behind me would ride my trunk flash lights and honk. And they still want me to magically go faster and somehow through the car in front of me.

[@unidentified9695]

The other day a girl at work told me her dad drove a 2019 honda subaru 😂😂

[@TheBimmerMan]

yessss my Subaru has VTEC yooooooo 😂

[@KitKitChanIsaac]

bruh

[@KitKitChanIsaac]

Btw my cousin thinks all the race cars in the world are Ferraris

[@kingtrerool2219]

nobody: the one homie who dont even know what a 350z is:

[@Yagnaveeer]

Yeet that hOmiE

[@Cinsals4819]

Gotta love the Nokia, capable of withstanding a black hole.

[@deadmanbardii]

Someone called dads my Volvo V70 a Honda /: like what /:

[@muffinedits165]

I’m in a trade high school yeet

[@BladedAngel]

Yeet indeed boi. You won't drown in nearly as much student loan debt, and actually get paid sooner. After 30 years, Trade School Degrees make just as much as University Degrees (aside from promotions, and other factors). Blows my mind why hardly any parents recommend it to their kids, especially for those who aren't academically gifted. Just cut your losses and actually get good at something you're good at it, that's always been my motto. I hate sitting at desks and doing exams, and boy oh boy, I'm sure a lot of people share that feeling.

[@muffinedits165]

Bladed Angel I have a state standardized test only in 10th grade coming up soon and I am enrolled in the biotechnology trade. I am a sophomore and I am already getting offered paid internships over the summer at developing biotech companies. Biotech is a growing field so I have a huge opportunity to get into the field so yay! Also thx for responding and noticing me, Regards Task Elite(koenigsegg, Nissan, ferrari, Apollo, devel, Bugatti, Lamborghini, Ford, corvette and Honda sport fan)

[@cpufreak101]

Task Reflex same here, auto tech!

[@Slipknot2RIP]

Task Reflex That’s the way to go. Same as I did. Already have a house and two vehicles and I’m 21. Just have to find money. I even made the mistake of going to college for a semester. Some of my friends that went to college are in more debt than me and they don’t even have a place to live, let alone a toy car haha

[@KylePetersonDmaster223]

Bladed Angel I'd wished to have been allowed to go to a trade school. Couldn't afford it as I am a 5th gen private college student. I am not accademically inclined but oh well.....

[@sahdowstalk6748]

A kid once called my 350z a GTR and there was some laughter but the kid was like 7 so still new to this

[@sabersz]

I've done the same. I want to say I was about 9/10 yrs old. Owner was pretty chill though, and he explained it to me how they were different, and I've never forgotten that! It was only from a distance I thought it was a GTR lol

[@GWT04]

Isn't it a Vapid Dominator? I'm a car enthusiast by the way. I love cars but I'm just 15 and there's 3 more years for my first car.

[@williamdawber1945]

Um the car in the video is Ford Mustang.

[@GWT04]

William Dawber12 Ford Mustang GT 2016. 5.0l v8. Man that's my dream car.

[@vid4525]

GWT same here

[@GWT04]

Vid All the best!

[@vid4525]

GWT too bad you cant drive at age of 16 here in eutope

[@crzypyromaniac6406]

Things that non-car guys do: Buy Consoles each time a new one comes out Buy new phones each time a new one comes out Get drunk AF Be ignorant Say that PCs are worse than consoles Admit that PCs are better but they still buy consoles because PC is ''complicated'' Think cars are a status symbol

[@dreach8819]

that has jack shit to do with cars

[@luuk3213]

Things my non-car guy brother does(still havent given up tho): Playing Overwatch Playing Overwatch Insulting my Waifu Not getting drunk(he's 12) Not giving a shit about what is better, but mostly uses PC, because Overwatch Keeps saying "SHE IS A PILLLOW!" everytime i mention Ruby Rose(my waifu(I am 15 so that is legal and stuff))

[@luuk3213]

or boost

[@paullester9266]

Pandemic Gaming like I see people buy v bucks on Fortnite and they complain when we tune our car

[@christophervanoster]

I am not a car person, but I only do one of these. I know the raw power of a super pc is more than a console, but it can cost 3-4 times as much. And you have to buy accessories, which can add EVEN MORE to the cost. Every console comes with a controller, but building a pc still requires all the parts, the mouse, keyboard, and usually a chair

[@f.batiss]

For the first one: Non car guy going to race a 98 supra with a 2019 ford focus thinking his going to win because he has a newer car. Supra turbo kicks in.... Non car guy: wHaT, hOw, My CaR iS nEwEr

[@KitKitChanIsaac]

Supra:You'll never reach the truth,what you're seeing is created by your stupidity,this is the power of 2JZ Requiem

[@JanJanJanJanJanJanJanJanJan2]

"nooooo, monicaaaa"

My classmate called a Mazda 323F a Lotus😂

[@razzaus1570]

Thats fair there both shit

[@mateuszzimon8216]

@@razzaus1570 They both light reduction bro, Lotus from factory, Mazda because rust

[@fawwazrafif5160]

My friend called Camaro a Lambo

[@mikolajkrawiecki884]

When bladed says it's cheaper to use PC for games, well that aged poorly

[@TheCycledude37]

I'm a car guy and I find it funny that I usually see fast cars driving slow like ford mustang's and Dodge challangers and see the Toyota cameras and honda civics trying to drive fast

[@goodnoodle4337]

So true lol they wanna flex so bad

[@mellifious399]

As someone who works in an auto parts store: I agree on the statement about the check engine light. Some of the most common reasons why I've seen a light come on is a bad O2 sensor. Even the BMW ones aren't that expensive, yes you will be about 50-500 in the hole and they are easy to fix. Even just buying an OBDII scanner is a great idea to check that little light. Also, just check the engine. Look at the belts and water pump.

[@mustanglover06]

Lol this is great😂 Here’s a funny story: Me: so what’s your dream car? Person: uHhHhHuHhH Lamborghini Me: which model? Aventador, huracan, gallardo, reventon, sesto elemento, Diablo, countach, Miura, which one? Him: uHhHhHh that one

[@Ballscancer]

lOL btw u forgot murcielago- murcielago sv

[@Ballscancer]

And egoista and centenario and urus and veneno xddd whatever

[@mustanglover06]

Oh darnit 😂

[@mustanglover06]

Geez…

[@dandykoi]

"the one that looks like the bat mobile"

[@greg0063]

I find alot of Corvette (or other sports car) drivers doing the limit or less, my theory is that they are scared shitless of another ticket since they probably have 1 or 2 on board and they are a target with that car.

[@moiseslopez7898]

Greg006 you are 1000000% correct I have two :(

[@greg0063]

Moises Lopez bummer on the tickets, what car? I have a 2013 Charger RT in grey, no one notices, knock wood

[@moiseslopez7898]

Greg006 nice I got a 03 Corvette z06 that’s the one with the tickets still speed but not as much and usually within reasonable range

[@greg0063]

Moises Lopez Cool nice car

[@moiseslopez7898]

Greg006 thanks ! nice car too brother !

[@SquatPenguin2]

What's funny is I talk about vehicles so much that my dad now knows a lot of vehicles. He knew a bit about muscle cars like a decent amount of americans but he knows about RX-7s, Miatas, Calling Corvettes by "the C #" etc.

[@mfd1022]

Yesterday there was a really nice 70’s trans am drive past. Someone yelled HEY LOOK IT’S A LAMBO!

[@adamaustin8693]

MFD 10 what how??????!!!!!!

[@luuk3213]

trans am looks fast , normie logic Fast Car=Lambo problem solved

[@combinationpizzahutandtaco3782]

Lol!