RAINY NON-OLOGUE

Boring observations about what's old in the news, 🦑 games , etc

[@austin5317]

you know its a casual non-ologue bc the rest of his eyebrows didnt even show up

[@farhanisred]

LMAO

[@necolejanczura4874]

The fuck?

[@turdferguson2982]

That's going to haunt my dreams.

[@VianneyCreates]

Spade definitely believes in "leave them wanting more," because he pops in and out like we don't got something better to do...and we jump when we see a new thumbnail! LOL!

[@drillthrallable]

Who knew an eyebrow could have a stroke.

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

Looks like his entire head of hair was having a stroke.

[@unitedstatesirie7431]

"Very young, getting kicks, Living fast, This "party" ....is their last ! Lost souls, Satan's slaves, They don't know, The vaccine reign ....is coming down, To make them insane ! ...... Do ya want to party?!? ....It's party time?!? ....Do ya want to party?!? ....It's party time?!? ....Do ya want to party?!? ....It's party time, with poison ?!?" ~ Quote lyrics revised from '45 Grave; RETURN of the LIVING DEAD'

[@13janhald]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sbingham86]

I feel like David's eye brows are dedicating them self to Norm

[@josephkelley8641]

intentionally-so.

[@LordsofMedia]

Either way, they don't seem to belong to David originally.

[@KLbSYNCHRONOUS]

😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️ Dude. I died after reading this one.

[@betsybrains]

I love his disheveled hairdo too! That hair says, "My thoughts are exploding out my follicles."

[@2packs4sure]

Yeah those brows are doing their own thing in a big way...

[@GillianOsborne]

The rogue eyebrow is really cracking me up - and is also very distracting.

[@JNMKlover]

I am belly laughing

[@holdenmillett5072]

Always a good day when Spade posts a non-ologue

[@akn2003]

David’s people: “Hair and makeup will be here in 10 minutes.” David: “Great! Let’s do this monologue video real quick first.”

[@agoogleuseragoogleuser9349]

I was mesmerized by the eyebrows and scraggly hair. I didn't hear or read a word he said, then I noticed my volume button was on mute.

[@edgonzalez3820]

what was up with the one eyebrow peeling back??

[@jayupstateny13650]

he's such a legend, and seems like such a nice guy, i'm not going to comment on the eyebrows. good luck and good health to him

[@edgonzalez3820]

@@jayupstateny13650 I know. He is on top of his game these days as far as comedy goes. Just since Norm when these guys start looking off it makes you wonder.

[@rhamjeremy]

Great face when you said “shit on my pillow.” I saw Tommy Boy at 8 and think I’ve channeled your wit throughout the years. Very funny guy

[@kngtrdr_]

someone give his hair and makeup person a raise. amazing.

[@t-race-ing7755]

Phyllis Diller looks pretty good these days

[@mokie2250]

Never fails...It just rolls out of him so easily and I'm just laughing so hard

[@santiagobenites]

You're right. He's great! 😆

[@bradleyhohner8775]

Comedic genius!! Effortless and natural. Thanks for being your amazing self. 🦖

[@tonyponchopeters]

I agree with Spade about the media regarding the weather, as a fellow Californian it's the worst regarding wildfires & droughts and saying we ABSOLUTELY need Rain, and when it rains in record numbers causing flooding and overflow that is the worst. Bottom line, it's like a joke how much they want people scared and miserable No Matter what the situation is.

[@TheGreatAtario]

You know the mantra of the local news: if it bleeds, it leads!

[@marahallstewart2883]

Give us a podcast David !!! We would eat any old SNL stories up.

[@user-zq6ks8wi1b]

I’d listen to anything he has to say tbh

[@LucasJasche]

“David! It’s me.. Norm!”

[@diannaw3034]

David!!!! YOUR eyebrows!! Heather... helllllllllllllllllllp him!!! hehehe Reach over and give them a smooth over. hahahaha My OCD is tweekin' right now!!! haha Love you David!!! 😁

[@dispassionateobserver]

Heather, you're better than that. Dropping the ball big time here. lol.

[@xvpekv1lp]

when you leave half your eyebrows at your old house

[@VUrban-yr5ch]

Miss your show. Loved when you had Dennis Kevin and Norm. I miss Norm. 😥

[@jeor1298]

David Spade's eyebrows are trying out for Jack Nicholson's eyebrows.

[@stephenpowers51]

Dear Mr Spade, Thanks for all you do. All best x

[@DammitDavis]

🎼 Squid Games! Give me money drenched in gore Squid Games! Till I can’t play them any more ☠️

[@CBCDs]

somebody glued your eyebrows on wrong

[@tmactom09]

Eyebrow 👀👀

[@YolkyPalky]

Eyebrows?

[@jeffjones229]

Well someone got his eyes done

[@aoandd]

Congrats on that Award Sir. 👏 🏆 (I'm just all over the place but I'm glad I seen this. Thank you for all of the years of everything. I know we can all agree on that)

[@ufc916]

God bless you David Spade Legend👍🙏

[@jedi1967]

David, you look like you you dressed up to play the lead part of Dali: The younger years....

[@Simdogg]

Crazy, I was literally thinking about you today and to my surprise you drop a video. You’re the best David! Thank you for dropping more content 🙏 and please continue on.

[@beardown6574]

Love a spade non-ologue in all of its rambling beauty

[@michael-annhancox7179]

Please keep doing this! It's the BEST after a long day of work and EVERYTHING ELSE

[@EtchNsketch]

You guys - Don't make fun of Spade for his eyebrows, if that's what we are going to call them. It's raining in LA, No ones hair and make-up can make it out, or they will melt completely.

[@josephkelley8641]

The Kardashians have a new make-up out - it's permanent. Problem being they ran out first day.

[@rayodelsol80]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣

[@nikamarie3000]

congrats on the new digs! love you and your eyebrows❤️

[@charlangregg2900]

Love seeing you and hearing you! Happy New Year! Hatpolice

[@wendydelucca6918]

Always make me laugh 😆 💕☮️ Congrats on new house.

[@vamanosninja4143]

Dave, I know a great eyebrow threading place ;)

[@pamjohnson2168]

All those crabs at Bachelor in Paradise paid off for that new house! 😅

[@13699111]

Thank you for posting David it's a good one !

[@JFromAcc]

Wow, that 3 inches joke really snuck up on me! Funny. Spade really knows how to lull the audience to set em up for a joke.

[@brucegelman5582]

Caterpillars over his eyes about to morph.

[@Sogonrei]

I love your non-ologues! Brace yourself for a crazy ride with the rest of the 🦑/👾 games. I always had to decompress with comedy afterwards. Zoinks Scoob! 😱👀😬

[@dominiqueraynepowers1205]

David, I just wanted you to hear right from me how much I enjoyed Chris's comedy skit work and acting. A revelation of sorts for me has recently come to light and it has had me in knotts. Part of me believes it, part of me isn't sure but one thing I do know is Chris was one of those fellows that was pure joy to watch and whenever I hear him mentioned all I try to focus on in my head is his presence and how much he made us all laugh. Much 💘

[@sylviawoods6650]

I love these quick drops. Funny every time!

[@straightedgeveganbel2453]

Exactly! If it was the other way around someone would be canceled.

[@jw33]

The eyebrows aren't distracting at all.

[@dottiec7943]

Love the dog material. Lol. Thanks

[@kateg.3632]

I started watching this for the eyebrows but stayed because couldn’t stop laughing

[@sweett1996]

LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!! Please I need more of your comic relief.....

[@evenflowsteven]

I had my eyes on that house for a while and you snatched it right out from under me.

[@craigjames2604]

Nailed it with that title. Set the bar low and never disappoint

[@jorgegonzales9815]

Dishevelled? Sleeping face first on the carpet? Huuuh!

[@kdc6884]

This is my favorite late night show

[@calvinlokinferhobbs2249]

Wow! Totally upgraded crib! Nice!

[@97Sucram]

Always enjoy a non-olouge with the Spadester! Good day to you my friend!

[@joanneweiss3864]

I so needed Spades hilarity today, so silly I'm so happy!!! But so honest.... especially dogs on TikTok!

[@grecco_buckliano]

My name is stoo-PAID. wut? so glad to see you. At my fav taco shop bronze gods with golden hands lovingly prepare fresh cooked tacos from the finest red beef and hand made corn tortillas, each on is a perfection. I will buy you it. And you will say, "how did I ever live so long and NOT come to know these tacos?"

[@brilliantlyfree7103]

Looking like Jim Carrey in the Grinch

[@SuperToughnut]

Sometimes Yee feel like a nut, sometimes Yee don't.

[@raverwater1]

we love you David, and you would love Tuscaloosa! 😂❤️

[@make.and.believe]

Our water barrels are full for the first time in 2 years. Rain is GOOD and we need it. 🤛

[@cirecomputers]

Dave! Eyebrows bro. Gel them in the dark?😆

[@IndigoIndustrial]

I love these vids with the green screen visible and no special FX, but somehow Dave is still morphing into Rip Torn.

[@Tom-yd1ur]

Was your face too close to the grill when it was lit? (Asking because of the eyebrows) Please be careful, David. You are a national treasure.

[@margaretmironowicz3072]

@@SSsmith24 I had to come back to this, after watching and kind of listening in bewilderment, and today, reading the hilarious reactions from his fans, well, David Spade, thank you with all my heart! You too are a genius.

[@naturalnics]

Stick on eyebrows

[@betsybrains]

The weird mask he wore is just weird to be weird. He doesn't even look like a tall slender MIB or anything! And please tell us about how scary it is to drive in LA. As always, you're a delight! Heard you got an invite to a wedding in Tuscaloosa, AL. GO! I can give you an off-the-beaten-track of a real civil rights tour of Alabama. Meet you at the airport, I tour you via car to Tuscaloosa, you attend the wedding, then we'll head back in time for you to do a show at the Stardome in Hoover, AL. By then it'll be way past my bedtime, so you'll have to find somebody else to ride you back to the airport. ;)

[@NewMessage]

Gotta use that CGI to fix that eyebrow in post.

[@agentray]

Everybody's gangsta until David spade is in squid game

[@PipeSmokingBoardgamer]

David Eyebrows Spade!

[@Wingnut_Stickman]

What is happening with them eyebrows? Not since Lloyd Bridges... has a brow been this distracting.

[@LoveandButter]

Yikesy! Those brows... Ummmm? WHAT?

[@lynno1974]

Hair. Check. Brows. Check. I adore you.

[@danamaste119]

Oh Hooray! So hilarious 😂

[@adyenlichtwachter6684]

dem brows tho

[@cornfedlife]

Diggin the new oompa loompa look!

[@JonnyDIY]

🤣 thank u! I was screaming at the Newscasters the other night. Cry about the drought, cry about the rain. Make up ur damn mind! 😄💕👍

[@MurfTunes]

David...just thank you. You never disappoint!

[@grecco_buckliano]

I love ya on Sammy. I'm up to ep 7. You were all so good.

[@Papercupsthebandchicago]

You’re so funny.. thanks!!

[@MrXrisd01]

Dude i love these

[@SFVone]

Heather.... c'mon you had one job! 👁👁

[@britty2hottie842]

The rain jokes were funny!

[@freetruths8810]

When it is safe...in 2 more years...I want The David Spade TV show to return...Everyone could use a laugh right about now.

[@vamanosninja4143]

Ye! a new non-ologue. get it?

[@grecco_buckliano]

GLAD you found a favorite taco shop. Probably one of those foofy ones that make tiny tacos out of Kobe Beef and hand grown cilantro? Yeah. That would be fun.

[@ozsuncoast]

Good One - Thanks Dave!

[@sunsetmudding9335]

Joe dirt is my favorite movie I love your movie’s

[@argos6698]

Well someones been plucking

[@KWPS]

Hair is On-Point

[@sambistabeauty]

He always mentions his bad hair days, but never mentions tweaked eyebrows

[@Obiter3]

Time to turn on notifications for Spade.

[@AllanAdamson]

I used to love dogs... & now I feel... dogs are so much time and they're dirty

[@samich57]

Dave, do a "Norm Macdonald Live" type show/ podcast.

[@dixonpinfold2582]

If you're a Norm fan, I doubt you'd like Spade's faux-tribute to him last month. He gave a grand total of 45 seconds to his supposed buddy of nearly 30 years, damning him with faint praise and backhanded compliments. He squeezed it in like an afterthought at the end of the video, immediately following a longer segment in which he cracked various jokes about the tragedy of the then-missing Gabbie Petito. Watch it yourself if you haven't already, and tell me if you agree it's basically what you'd say about someone whom you didn't really like much at all.

[@wuffalo]

@@dixonpinfold2582 You know, when Farley died, I heard it was months before David could even talk about it at all. Nor did he attend his funeral. I'm pretty sure he just has a hard time dealing with losses. And you left out that he did post a nice little tribute on his twitter. He doesn't owe anyone a big long speech unless he felt compelled to do one

[@dixonpinfold2582]

​@@wuffalo I don't know. Maybe he shouldn't have bothered then. It really lacked. (And it also came immediately after his unfortunate bit about that missing girl and her boyfriend.) I don't go anywhere near Twitter, so I'll take your word about that tweet or tweets. Maybe there's a lot to what you're saying here, since you sound like you know a lot about him, or even know him. (But it nags me that earlier this year he posted quite a decent tribute which you can watch here on his YT, to his late co-star and friend the great George Segal. Standalone and several times longer.) As you can tell, I really liked Norm. You can put my feelings down to that.

[@wuffalo]

@@dixonpinfold2582 Honestly I should have added an additional point to my initial message that I'm not sure myself. I don't know tons about him and was only throwing in my suspicion of what might be going on with him. Like you I'm a big Norm fan, but I'd rather be optimistic that David's probably dealing with it in his own personal way yknow

[@dixonpinfold2582]

@@wuffalo I could tell you were cool about it all. It was a good reply. Best to you.

[@andymilic4093]

He just forgot the 50 SPF sunscreen,lol awesome David,just watched u & FaRley on Leno, classic

[@jamesbaker7780]

Did you sneeze while trimming your eyebrows or something?

[@RobsLBL]

Comedic genius

[@user-ii9pj8hw1w]

Jack Nicholson highbrow

[@lalallange5890]

God I'm glad he's doing these again .

[@MarielaDavina]

This was such a delightful monologue and all of the comments are about the eyebrows. I don’t mind a scruffy David!

[@jamescoay]

David’s eyebrow is trying to escape

[@jg3797]

Mr. Spade, loved you since the early 90's, (showing my age--HA), just o be clear I am a dude, a dude that likes women, however I still love you and your wonderful ability to take our current topics/events/things that are now trending and turn them into comedy/satire/the best commentary ever, Thanks for what you do