How can you be so cruel? | Astarion romance dialogue [goblins party] Baldur's Gate 3 Early Access

[@mikaLtubeyou]

Say please. "w0T ?"

[@nonoialbinoi]

cracks me up every time. i thought I was ready for anything but nope. nope I wasn't.

[@radical9799]

Lmfao I wasn't ready

[@Daelyah]

All the lines with this, and I'm just dropping my phone on the table, screaming HOLY SHIT, because I. JUST. CAN'T. HANDLE. HIM! 😂😭💖

[@feodaron89]

Damn , he really is the best character ... all that imposing manner of speech ... but actually, he is quite submissive. Well, I guess 200 hundred years of slavery will do this to you ... persuasion 5 ... what a low roll required for this. I would never beg for sex.

[@phoenixastra4429]

the way his voice shifted, the va is so good. he sounded fucking pissed off lmao

[@niccologravili2840]

You know how much astarion wants it when the succes to the charisma check is five or higher

[@Atrocitas23]

Probably because the player has a high persuasion

[@nonoialbinoi]

​@@Atrocitas23 18 CHAR, persuasion proficiency and Guidance, so yes. Roll by itself is not that low.

[@radical9799]

Lol he want dat good coosh

[@sophie0002]

@@nonoialbinoi how tae fok did you get 18 char ._.

[@nonoialbinoi]

@@sophie0002 ? start with 17 and get +1 on lvl 4

[@Aranelyn]

I'm totally not buying Baldur's Gate III just for him....*coughs*

[@user-sf9gs2pg1b]

Oh good I’m not alone... I mean, uh, yeah, me neither-

[@Anna-zi7sx]

I mean yeah but 50 bucks???

[@nl5620]

@@Anna-zi7sx Mmm, yes. Not enough for my boy.

[@Anna-zi7sx]

@@nl5620 if I had the money, I would. But I’m not even sure that my pc can run this

[@jenniferevans8386]

I am trying my absolute hardest to wait till next week's paycheck before I buy this but ohhhhh it is difficult!

[@avanl3838]

Not me falling for another flirty white haired character 😭

[@fitokingsalem7414]

Fenris?

[@mr.tomatohead3709]

@@fitokingsalem7414 Fenris =\= flirty

[@fitokingsalem7414]

@@mr.tomatohead3709 Excuuuuse me? I remeber him being rather bold with his advances. I grant you that you have to make a move first but he is at least a bit flirty when you do.

[@radical9799]

I would say this is my first but fenris has white hair

[@radical9799]

What about zevran

[@radical9799]

*Sera* : JUST SAY WHAT! Astarion: Wot?!

[@DragonessYT]

I'm very happy I get this.

[@radical9799]

@@DragonessYT lol

[@othergeorgea]

❤️😩

[@radical9799]

@@othergeorgea sad face?

[@alyssawhite6983]

lmao this is my favorite reference yet XD

[@roisinfarrell961]

What influences my decision when it comes to buying games: is the story good? Are the companions likeable? Does it work well? Will I like the combat? What influenced my decision with Baldur's Gate 3: "please... ;)"

[@radical9799]

They should have made an intro trailer of him ask the viewer if they should play BG3 and then him just asked them to please by the game I'm the most sultry voice imaginable

[@MissPumpkinJuice]

Astarion: Please... Connor: ...I'm the android sent by Cyberlife. Me: [Nervously crumpling my 30$ up]

[@0ctobuss]

That one vibing goblin in the bg though

[@AndreeaKamikazee]

why do i have the feeling like this is the man thats going to break my heart?

[@thenurieta1999]

I’m quite weary of him repeating more than once that as a vampire thrall he can be manipulated into servitude by his master in a normal situation. That could end so badly...

[@Daelyah]

@@thenurieta1999 I'm curious about how that storyline could go, though. Like, perhaps with a high enough stat and a few good rolls, you could somehow find a way to get Cazador's blood to Astarion, free your vampire boyfriend and perhaps persuade him to keep you around, afterwards??? (Not like I haven't been praying for this idea to come into fruition or anything...! 😅)

[@thenurieta1999]

@@Daelyah Let’s pray together then. 😂

[@InaKreka]

I think when the full game is released we will be able to free him from his master but if we help him become a true vampire, that may end badly. This romance can go either way

[@АленаШарахматова-ж7э]

@@InaKreka I'm planning to free him, however, something tells me he will betray me, say something along the lines of "You have no idea how much I've suffered to get here" and try to turn me into his obedient puppet or sacrifice me to get his freedom.

[@Lexipumpkin783]

GOD HIS VOICE MAKES ME SO FLUSTERED

[@rai4119]

RIGHT?? And I'm ACE. This bastard. I'm uncomfortable by sexual options in video games....... But I can make an exception

[@roguejester4986]

God(if there is one) bless Neil Newbon.

[@emilyh7515]

Me: ok I like Astarion a lot but I can't buy a 60 dollar game still in early access for one character Astarion: cheeky little pup ;) Me: *THIS ISN'T FAIR*

[@natpat4094]

i literally just watched a bunch of astarion clips, had no idea what this game was or who he was but i literally bought it because he was hot and I DONT REGRET IT and im 40 hours in

[@ReplicatorFifth]

I'm on my third character. I just recruited him and Lae'zel and he has so much extra dialogue without the others. Its well worth it. Maybe next character I ignore Astarion...nah never

[@tenshi.kurama]

well now you can get the Digital Delux upgrade for free if you buy the full price but only while its in EA

[@DMofTheWorld]

"Say Please." Astarion. "... please" "No."

[@rai4119]

*"Darling..."* I'm Asexual. I'm Asexual. I'm Asexual. I'm Asexual. I'm A-

[@isbammoi3358]

hahaha, I feel you xD

[@afording1]

Me too

[@axlorg89]

Made me fall out of my chair because that's me.

[@reeven1721]

It's OK. You can be Astarionsexual.

[@TheSkyrimInquisitor]

I put my asexuality outside the door when I enter a fictional world.

[@lucijabakic1224]

I so want to see how he responds when you tell him you'd rather bed a goblin 🤣 thank you so much for the Astarion content, I'm a pitiful console player

[@MizuMing]

Give it a couple of years, they'll have it out on new gen consoles by then like their other titles.

[@Powered1Buttercup]

@@MizuMing so about that 😂😂

[@MizuMing]

@@Powered1Buttercup I'm plenty happy that they're coming out sooner rather than later. PS5 is going to be only about a week away, and Xbox will hopefully be ready before the end of the year. 👍

[@radical9799]

*say please* "WOT?!" -Im done- HE WASNT READY I WASNT READY 😭😆 *you now must succeed a charisma check of DC 18*

[@Sylveranty]

I want to thank you a lot for all your Astarion clips. They are wonderful!

[@isbammoi3358]

How can someone be so sassy yet so soft at the same time. The intoxicating dichotomy that is Astarion makes me melt. 100% weak for this vamp. He just has to say darling and I'll do whatever he asks lol.

[@lilith1493]

I too believe he is Chaotic Neutral he has a laugh when you make chaotic shit, like interrupting the ogress and the bearbug, but he actually gets angry or distrustful when you are actually evil bc then you are not that different from Cazador. SPOILERS Plus on Wyll's leaked audio he kinda agrees Astarion can change.

[@nonoialbinoi]

I think he only gets angry or distrustful when you are actually evil to him personaly. You can set the rest of the wold on fire and he will laugh. For me indifference to other's suffering to the point where you can laugh at it and enjoy it - is an evil trait. Does he actually disaprove anything evil you can do that's not directed at him personally? Maybe I missed it. I do believe that he can change. From CE to CN :D

[@105saphira]

​@@nonoialbinoi When you tell him you can bear a lot of blood on your hands, he says he can too and that he like you but in reality he disaprove.

[@nonoialbinoi]

@@105saphira what dialogue is that? Nvm, found it. Interesting! I still don't see it as a proof of his non-evil nature, but it is interesting nonetheless.

[@105saphira]

@@nonoialbinoi Well I think Astarion is hard to figure out becouse he himself don't know who he is. After all he just barely retrive freedom to make his own choices after living in hell for 200 years and he jokes or lies to everyone including himself all the time. Probably future content show us more. My guess is that he can redeem himself or go full monster depending on pc action.

[@adrien4269]

@@nonoialbinoi When you sided with tieflings and celebrate after at the party, you can have a dialogue and say he should be celebrating our victory as we saved them. Then he says that we just saved a clan by killing another, so that wasn't heroic, or something along those lines/feeling. That's either a very neutral thing to say, or a very pacifist thing to say (which is good, but I doubt anyone would put Astarion in the good category).

[@irinaturgueniev8284]

I love the random guy at 1:34 just casually walking by overhearing the conversation as you and Astarion plan your magical night of sex

[@davidessex94]

Jeez, today must have been a hard day. She's drinking wine out of a pint glass 😂

[@obsidianglass]

The number of comments saying they want to get early access just for Astarion. That’s exactly why I got the game. Did not disappoint

[@maiwind1819]

The one character walking around in the scene hearing this. “ I’m gonna to waterfall ....just to gather my thought “ lmfaoo

[@bigppisha]

The number of times I have rewinded to hear him say please, I think I'm way past help at this point.

[@ghost-fs7th]

the goblin walking all disappointed behind him at the end had me dying

[@morganwebb5244]

I'm in love with Astarion

[@spahghettiboi4150]

Hmmm. Very interesting of Astarion. I like how they made all the characters interesting in your party.

[@zoealexander4323]

The fact that the persuasion check was so low… he wanted that just as much as we did 😭

[@MizuMing]

Later on he does mention several of the things that he likes, everything from revenge, gold, sex and so on.

[@ArcFallOrder1919]

He's very charming

[@rebellyanmagic6409]

Bro why does he sound like Ardyn Izunia's even more bisexual kid brother

[@VladGrim]

Ughhhhh yasss

[@lumpyspacecadet]

He is my type, but bad.

[@Daelyah]

This damn ponce makes me melt more than there should be any reason to...GODDAMN IT! 😂💖

[@ilanat55]

He is even hotter when evil... I`m going to hell 😅😅😅 Does anything else happens if you agree? in the second scene. I guess no ` you want to loose yourself in me`? 😁

[@nonoialbinoi]

Nope, second scene is the same as at tiefling's party.

[@ilanat55]

@@nonoialbinoi thanks, good to know!

[@JuliaBambooliaASMR]

This is where he stole my heart forever 😂 That FREAKING "PLEASE" RUINED ME.

[@moonchild-ee1bw]

"D'ya think we can make their heads into helmets?" PLS I'M WHEEZINFBSGGAHS

[@radical9799]

Me: have people already played through the whole game cause that's what it seems! The rest of me: why'd we have to but a bunch of games before this one cam out

[@evelynjolly9375]

Also you know when he says" I see you later." You know that behind about to them hands

[@SkycometAnimeVamp]

Omg this looks so different from the final release 😂

[@terrylewis_]

GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

[@Lina_775]

Его голос так горяч, мамочки. И кстати, ваша персонажка просто шикарна😌😌

[@nonoialbinoi]

когда он говорит "соу... ват хепнс некст?.." у меня ирл давление поднимается Ф_Ф ай спасибо!

[@Ggessean]

у него шикарный голос, но момент с "Wot?!" слишком хорош ;D

[@katie5998]

Lol I did this with my evil drow who was romancing Minthara, made him do this and said "no" he dissaproves and yells at you

[@ДаниилСоколов-д7ъ]

0:55 - Larian reversal: in Divinity 3 NPC romances player.

[@MsMacfisto]

his voice is killing me, how man could be so hotttt

[@patriciagodula9848]

I’m playing in 2024 and it seems a lot of dialogue was just cut our, such a shame.

[@kikithepupper6774]

I remember teling him No even after the Please, and he was so upset

[@Ridge310]

You know, if I had a nickel for every time I simped for a pale British vampire dude who recently escaped an abusive relationship with their former master I’d have two nickels. Which is not a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right? (I’m referring to Astarion and Robert Montague Renfield from the 2023 movie by the way)

[@sapphic_bones]

Not me thinking about buying this game just for him💀

[@classystegosuarus]

I'm- drooling? I am drooling.

[@MintyCow101]

Oh no hes hawt....WHO IS THIS MAAN goddammit i keep telling myself not to fall for anymore video game characters and now THIS

[@scattysafari7742]

He was always handsome but his current design by Stephanie Chafe is way better than he looks here.. He has a narrower chin, more laugh lines & freckles, his face is a little more gaunt. Just small nuances that make him feel like a real person.

[@ardakaya7017]

i believe he is Neutral Evil, not chaotic

[@nonoialbinoi]

Because vampire spawns are supposed to be NE in 5e? I think everything we see in game says otherwise, he is clearly very chaotic in his decisions and behavior. Hmm.

[@baguettelol221]

I'd say he is more of a chaotic neutral

[@nonoialbinoi]

@@baguettelol221 He enjoys inflicting suffering to all creatures around so uhhh. No? Wanting to drink out of skulls of anyone who ever wronged you is not a very neutral thing imo.

[@baguettelol221]

@@nonoialbinoi he is following YOUR LEAD in this instance, meaning that you slaughtered everyone around you so why shouldn't he? It's more of a revenge thing too. Plus out of his personal conversations I have the vibe that he'll change along the road quite a bit if you'll actually help him with his trauma/push towards being a better person. Not everything he says is actually true, he loves to joke around. I just... Idk feel like he was more content with victory of tieflings. Even his "what?" About "say please" is so much different. Here he is annoyed and rude even, while there he sounded surprised and amused. Eh alignments are such a hole I can't even

[@nonoialbinoi]

@@baguettelol221 блин я ебнусь по-ангельски это формулировать, давай по-русски xD Моей лид следует вся пати, но почему-то наслаждается происходящим ТОЛЬКО Астарион. Лизе строго пофиг, она просто хорни, а Шедоухарт колотит от происходящего так, что она напивается в стельку (и на это очень больно смотреть). Мне кажется, нейтральные персонажи более равнодушные. У Астариона же очень стронк опиньонс насчет происходящего - добрая пати ему противна, "ай хейт ит, итс оуфул". А на злобной он как будто в своей стихии. Да, я согласна, что на его элайтмент можно будет влиять в ходе сюжета. Но я думаю, что его можно будет от хаотик ивела привести как раз к хаотик нейтральному. В хаотик гуда Астариона я не верю просто совсем и если он вдруг выпрыгнет на меня из-за поворота сюжета я прострелю все шашлыки в округе %) Разница между его поведением на вечеринках показательная, да, и именно из-за нее я и думаю, что он ивел.

[@misspopcoin2204]

Does the way he say "what" depend on his how high his approval is? Here it sounds like he's a little offended that you said that. in some other videos I've seen, he says "what" in a flirtatious tone & smirks after.

[@Sedines]

If you side with the tieflings (instead of goblins which is "evil" option) instead he is more amused by it.

[@Sharp3431]

Обратите внимание. Когда он говорит "by the hells" на вечеринке тифлингов, он задорно и беззлобно ухмыляется. Здесь же он прямо хмурится.

[@nonoialbinoi]

Угу. А если ему после "пожалуйста" сказать нет он вообще как будто голову козе оторвать будет готов :) noi-albinoi.tumblr.com/post/632802477862961152/say-please-goblin-party-edition-well-that

[@Sharp3431]

@@nonoialbinoi ага, он прям холодно так бесится. В случае с тифлингами, он просто оскорблен до глубины души х))

[@usagiigirl8627]

How can you be so cruel makes me go ahh yes goblin king

[@bethkrager6529]

Oh my god, I never realized it! He is Jareth!

[@Oasis1999]

WOOT?

[@Korvo.420]

..... oh fuck, my ovaries

[@MizuMing]

Right? 😫💓

[@raelaurenmccoy803]

If you get him to say, "please" at the Teifling party he doesn't say, "What?!" So harshly. He smirks playfully and says it softly because he knows you're teasing him. Just like when you tell him he wasn't that good after the Nature Walk. (Teifling) He'll joke back with you basically saying he knows he was a good, consummate lover and that he held back. If you pass pass the infernal check, skip telling him and ask can you see them and then click on the option: You don't want to know what it says?" He'll of course say no and then follow up with the line, " Let's go before I regret my restraint last night." (I've only been playing a few months and I always skip telling him about the infernal just for that line😅)

[@devi8675]

Hahaha, i love Astarion. Could you show other dialogue options?

[@nonoialbinoi]

I'll try :)

[@bruhstoptaggingme]

Dont mind me 1:17

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Ah, thank you

[@НиколайХанзо]

Girls might like to play this game.

[@nonoialbinoi]

ого ничеси ты умный, профессор геймдева наверное

[@cm_0011]

It’s funny that this scene is supposed to be the worse party scene with astarion, when he seems to want it so much LOL

[@tea-rex5658]

I really wanna see you make him say "please" and then respond with "no" XD

[@MizuMing]

He's the best~ 🥰

[@Gollvieg]

Me: Before we begin, I have to warn you that I like to transform into a Giant Spider. *rolls an 8 to Persuasion* Asterion: *DC of 5* Sure thing, I am into that.

[@AfternoonWolfSpice]

This man is thirsty for more then just blood I see.

[@importedriceco]

my tiefling character has the same head model as yours. They are both cute, but somehow they made it so 90% of the time her facial expression is a mixture of confuse and annoyance, I hope they change it 😭

[@evelynjolly9375]

Evil chaotic

[@kodymeyers9126]

he does it when he Has a high approval?

[@radical9799]

I stopped trusting him when he said the pc could "trust" him, isnt that a damn shame look at what videogames have done to me the distrust!

[@cassietad3178]

my party chat with him started out different, but his approval was only medium I think. Did you need high approval for this dialogue?

[@JayTohab]

Why does he remind me of Preminger?

[@bleedingbellybutton9403]

Sigh

[@GojiraKAiju]

Kono Astarion da!

[@karumina]

I AM happy someone referenced that xD

[@battery2720]

damn

[@joeywild2011]

Is he a gay option as well?

[@yenee94]

All the companions are bi

[@RenaissanceMotoko972]

I can assure you he goes both way lmao :)

[@joeywild2011]

@@RenaissanceMotoko972 🙌🏼

[@MizuMing]

@@yenee94 'Technically' they're all player-sexual. Astarion specifically and canon-wise is pansexual and that has been confirmed by the voice actor. But like in many games everyone is attracted to you whoever you happen to be playing at the time, so it's not that they're bisexual it's at their player-sexual.

[@Silberns]

The Goblin just passing through im WHEEZING