NOOB'S GUIDE to KHOLEK SUNEATER

How to (sorta) play Kholek Suneater, Herald of the Tempest. One of the legendary Warriors of Chaos available for ‪@totalwar‬ Total War: Warhammer 1 and 2.

[@emptank]

"Kislev has fallen to the endless hordes of chaos." "How many now march against us?" "Twenty dudes."

[@thekidcobra7734]

That's kholoek suneater for ya

[@benjaminhall7657]

“If you liked this, please consider ignoring your job and responsibilities to watch another.” Me: *looks at job in 30 minutes...

[@timpyrules]

I think the fact Kholek gets ambushed more easily has less to do with his size and more to do with the fact a thunderstorm precedes him wherever he goes. He is litteraly the only lord who can be tracked by a weather sateleite

[@joshuazapata2234]

in lore the vampire counts can be track down by the dark clouds surrounded them, so he is not the only one

[@brianvanmaanen1897]

The dragonogre lore is actually hilarious, their deal was to become static and never change. Which is why they can not get chaos mutations and well, they stopped aging, so the dragonogres you see in game are the babies and toddlers of their race as REAL dragon ogres are the size of mountains... Yeah so Kholek sun eater is the 6 year old leading an army of 4 year olds and baby dragon ogres... which cracks me up every time.

[@tatarcavalry2342]

wtf dude kholek was there when the pact was made with chaos he is a real dragon ogre he just downsized for gameplay at lore he is the size of a mountain

[@tatarcavalry2342]

You are calling second oldest dragon ogre a 6 year old toddler 💀

[@brianvanmaanen1897]

@@tatarcavalry2342 Yes, the toddler that never grew up from that point onward. Don't get me wrong he is an absolute unit... like peaking over city walls as described in lore.... but his big daddy was mistaken for a literal MOUNTAIN in the trials of the ever chosen by Archeon as he went to retrieve the slayer of kings. So yeah Kholek was basically a toddler compared to the other shaggoths that where much younger than him.

[@tatarcavalry2342]

@@brianvanmaanen1897 thanks for the info

[@rockethero1177]

Being static is kind of the opposite of Chaos…weird

[@evanbasham4875]

I'm still pushing for a Mannfred Noobs guide. The undead Johnny Sins

[@tisiachelikii]

The Bald from Brazz... I mean Sylvania!

[@codybonds]

I posted this on Reddit a week or so back. www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/dz3gtc/when_you_forget_to_defend_your_sylvanian_backdoor/ One sweet day I will get a chance to showcase the greatest astronaut/doctor/fireman/police officer/soldier...

[@BigFatSoul]

Just get wind of death and win basically any battle. As Legend of total war said "best vampire count unit is wind of death"

[@Ceiling_Gato]

go to bed, Mannlet

[@Thesharpyg]

don't you mean Boring von Carstein

[@davecox24]

'They only pay you just enough so you won't quit, so only work hard enough to not get fired.' My work ethic summarised in one sentence.

[@Jabbawockee]

A Noob's guide to the rarest of all pepes Lord Mazdamundi

[@Aredel]

The Old Ones demand it!

[@markusnavergard2387]

Kroak laughs at your feeble magic Mazdamundi

[@kristiankepley5944]

Frog hitler!

[@kingofkilps]

Kholex with the sword of khaine is actually madness! Give how op he can get!!

[@Seeker-ul1kv]

I cant give it to him

[@kingofkilps]

@@Seeker-ul1kv you need to beat an elf lord that owns it. As only elf faction can draw the blade!

[@Seeker-ul1kv]

Yeah, but he didnt take it then. And i rushed to ultuan. Just to kill......Co uld it be a Problem with SFO?

[@kingofkilps]

@@Seeker-ul1kv maybe pretty odd tbh.

[@Striker-bb9gu]

@@Seeker-ul1kv If i remember it right, there currently is a bug that prevents Chaos from getting the Sword of Khaine.

[@willianlussin8981]

Cody : kolek is an absolute unit cappable of wipping anything in front of It Kholek in game : eats glue and dies to tier 1 dwarf warriors

[@MalakianM2S]

From a guy with some colonoscopies under his belt, that spelunking joke almost make me pee my self.

[@trollbi-wankenobi5913]

You've made my day by referencing Settra killing Kholek!

[@joaquinflores6318]

I'm still waiting for his noobs guide to Settra

[@UFOSasquatch]

SETTRA DOES NOT SERVE!

[@patrik9328]

Jan Snow did that happen in End Times?

[@trollbi-wankenobi5913]

​@@patrik9328 Yes. If I recall correctly, Settra got gooned by Nagash. So the Chaos Gods promised Settra another chance at unlife if he served them. They just needed him to kill Kholek, and he agreed. So he goes, kills Kholek then tells the Chaos Gods to get stuffed because Settra does not serve, Settra rules! But for whatever reason GW didn't make it canon. So the cult of Settra (which I am part of) denies this fact and claims it is canon.

[@patrik9328]

@@trollbi-wankenobi5913 take that Chaos!

[@SherryNiles1312]

How is no one going to mention that this king quoted Led Zep for the intro.

[@rush4in]

Holy cow, I just now noticed!

[@lucianheart3727]

Immigrant Soooooong

[@JSNDragon]

First thing I noticed tbh.

[@r2morehigh151]

What about him quoting “burninate” from strong bad - trogdor

[@marcodatreviso9619]

Maybe It's overused but it would be so fitting to hear Robert Plant's scream in the background as Kholek charges....no?

[@SebHaarfagre]

"They only pay you enough so you don't quit, work hard enough to just not get fired" Wisest words I've heard in a long time, particularly true for service branch (unfortunately most colleagues would rather sit on their ass rather than take pride in doing their work properly, and doing your work properly will go completely uncared for by whoever is the daily leader)

[@parikshitrao4208]

Stupid word's, just take service industry if you put your heart into it and provide good service you can make good on tips. If you just put in the bare minimum that's the output you'll get from life. But that's an easy excuse for lazy People to hide behind.

[@fatwe1992]

@@parikshitrao4208 late reply but I claim bullshit. I've worked service industry for quite some time now and tips don't mean shit. I work at a place where we do over 10-12k every day and everyone on the line is super nice and helpful and at the end of an 8 hr shift we only get like 3$ in tips. Wages need to be higher for this level of work to be acceptable. We have an insanely high turnover rate because people come in, work for a few weeks then get tired of the long hours and not super competitive pay. The only reason I'm still at this job is because I'm homeless and they let me sleep on the back patio which is locked up so I don't have to worry about being robbed at knifepoint in the middle of the night (happened 3 times before they let me)

[@choronos]

@@parikshitrao4208 "If you just put in the bare minimum that's the output you'll get from life. But that's an easy excuse for lazy People to hide behind." -You You're a dumb hack if you buy into that economics 101 BS you're shilling here. Capitalism in the US is a giant pyramid scheme wherein the vast majority of capital generated by labor is funneled upwards to the higher echelons of society- people who have never worked hard a day in their life. Poor people aren't poor because they're "lazy," they're poor because they were born into it.

[@bryanthing1952]

the real life advice at the end really hit home

[@Ray-tx2ls]

"They only pay you just enough so you won't quit, so only work hard enough to not get fired" true life advice :')

[@aidbotwoody939]

Honestly the funniest part of this video is the idea that Sigvald would ever use a condom 😂 Great video keep em coming

[@brasswing2681]

lol Sigvald is the type of guy to do it raw

[@galling2052]

one made of sandpaper maybe

[@dominicmanester8125]

Those aren't STD's, those are blessings of the dark gods.

[@galling2052]

@@dominicmanester8125 But not gifts of the dark god sigvald is worshiping

[@dominicmanester8125]

@@galling2052 No one ever accused Sigvald of being smart.

[@johannesriehl3475]

We finally got it boys

[@BeastOrGod]

I actually never thought about Centaurs from other races. Like, it makes sense if there's Human torso Centaurs, there would be Ogre torso centaurs... Like, it literally never occurred to me why there's only human torso Centaurs.

[@Michael-bn1oi]

There are Chaos Dwarf centaurs as well

[@hisnotsolonely2961]

@@Michael-bn1oi so it's bambi but uglier.

[@THENemesisXX99]

@@hisnotsolonely2961 Nah because it's a bull instead of a horse for a lower body.

[@Vampshroom420]

ive never played a single warhammer game and i know nothing about it,but i stumbled upon your videos. this game has the sickest lore/character design ive ever seen. im binge watching these videos because these characters are so interesting. queek is my favorite so far

[@mangaficio9419]

This channel is criminally underrated, like what the hell

[@DiZtheJedi]

Mannfred, Malekith, Settra, there are so many good choices. But I wanna see a Noob's Guide to Grimgor Ironhide. I desperately wanna know what Cody's gonna do with his legendary crotch-shot on the Everchosen.

[@kimarous]

Speaking of Tomb Kings, Noob's Guide to Khatep, mayhaps? Old as the hills, twice as dusty, and boy will you feel like it by the time you reach the Black Pyramid.

[@PhantomJavelin]

3:09 To be fair, CA totally do discriminate against short people too. The tag "Fast (for a Dwarf)" is in the game to let us piss off the stunties. That's what they get for wearing all that damn plate and not having any kind of cavalry or chariots.

[@devinsiner5489]

Dragon Centaur Thor. That's a Thing Now. I don't care what anyone say! That his Nickname now!

[@Oszy333]

Dragon Centhor

[@soadturnip]

1:40 No way does he use protection!

[@Ryanfinder226]

Glad I’m not the only who thought it lol.

[@GeneralRedPanda623]

This video actually got me to try Kholek, and damn if he isn't a blast to run through people with, like a one man cavalry battalion.

[@ardentword508]

These Noobs Guides to Legendary Lords are absolutely brilliant. Really hope we see some of the other old LL's since the newer ones have been covered mate!

[@codybonds]

I've started going back with Kholek and Luthor Harkon, any particular one you're excited for?

[@ardentword508]

@@codybonds Only just saw this reply, thanks KZbin. Good question! I've always been a huge Dwarf fan, so seeing something on Thorgrim or Ungrim would be brilliant :)

[@Johnnythefirst]

These are always very very good. Keep'em coming! :)

[@khylerbane4523]

“I’ve got a 50 year dry spell in a 3 month body.” -Line from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

[@kakikakaka4764]

This one was really good keep the good work man

[@codybonds]

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[@stgcjc7902]

That was savage and beautiful, superbly done.

[@AmericanViking14]

YESS! Awesome! Please keep the Noob's Guides, coming, they're hilarious!

[@Hanyapoulis94]

Bro I don't even play warhammer but these videos are absolutely gold!!! So well written good job sir!

[@ahkilleuskosmos6836]

To be fair a chaos empowered Settra is probably the least embarrassing opponent for Kholek to die to in a glorious duel, but given the fact that he’s the size of a mountain... maybe not.

[@TheEmperorsSoulFragment]

Your content is just getting better and better! I bought and got into Total war warhammer 2 because of your ''noob's guide'' videos

[@codybonds]

What's your favorite faction/lord so far?

[@TheEmperorsSoulFragment]

@@codybonds Oh its most definetely Luthor and his merry band of lunatics, there is nothing quite like seeing him trying to keep his shattered mind in together! What would you say is your favourite lord/faction?

[@coolman2559]

Just discovered these videos today, been burning through the Playlist and absolutely loving them so far even if I am slightly confused by the order the Playlist is in lol. But this video gets the comment purely for the Dr. Horrible reference which was awesome!

[@codybonds]

There’s no order. Some were made back during Warhammer 2 so there start positions have changed. But all of them are still playable and mostly accurate for Warhammer 3

[@coolman2559]

@Cody Bonds fair enough. Was just amusing going from one of the first to a Warhammer 3 one then back to 2 lol.

[@Corn_DOG]

"They only pay you enough just so you won't quit." Do you work in my office?

[@jhh243]

“Burninate the countryside” … man its been so long since i heard a Trogdor reference. Well played sir

[@mscandlex]

"...in our reality we call them baby boomers" shat myself laughing with that one

[@Bullmooseroughrider]

One of your best. Very funny great work

[@PwnerforhighER]

I'm really digging these, I've watched several at this point lol, it cracks me up when it's a lord that's considered mediocre

[@oscardelafuente8649]

Thank you cody ! Very cool !

[@eirikbolstad98]

Love The series. Hoping for a Noobs guide to Tyrion or Grombrindal next

[@echelade3781]

Rip Van Winkle just appears in this video. Jim Milton!

[@trenchcoatbandit]

Kholek has that sass walk going. oh you think you can take me? oh helllll no. where's my hammer

[@yamahadrag69]

Idk how you feel about the tree huggers, but I wouldn't mind a Noobs Guide to Durthu. If not then any of the Dwarven Lords would be cool too.

[@Maisonyeeooo1994]

The more of your videos I watch the more I think why am I not subscribed yet? Congratulations on your new sub.

[@codybonds]

And thank you for subbing. Repanse will drop tomorrow.

[@christianholbrook2686]

Noobs guide to Karl Franz.

[@MrBlacknightte]

The funniest part of this for me was the reference to Dr. Horrible's Sing along blog with the Hammer comment XD It's always great when others know that lovely musical.

[@itsflyde]

Goddamn. That like, 3 sentence spiel about astroglide in the beginning was ridiculously well written. Good shit

[@fatwatto9262]

Quality content as per usual

[@Apocalypse0505hun]

Just playing TWW2 coop with my friend, I play with kholek, he is with the dreadfleet. I have the Sword of khaine with kholek, he is lvl 40 now with maxed out yellow line. He is really ridicolusly powerful. He delets entire armies with ease by himself. (And he is not at 90% ward save yet, i have 62% or so + 50% missile res, but seems nothing truly can stand in his way) Actually I never played a melee lord this strong, I tought Louen Leoncour is OP, or Tyrion is OP, well Imrik was OP, but Kholek, he is a whole different league. Large single entity units? Monstous large units? Lords? Heroes? Cavalry? Infantry? Doesn't matter, he delets them, like they are nothing.I even soloed 3 full high tier armies with him, losing only about 30% HP on him. I even tought about disbanding his army and sending him by his own.

[@AurioDK]

A noob´s guide for the angry tree would be phenomenal, orgasmic, sensational and absolutely magnificent. That and perhaps add the most benevolent of them all, Khalida, is it weird that I have a tingling sensation about her? She is all skull and bones, I am weird.

[@danielclark1859]

"Consider ignoring your job and responsibilities to watch another!" *Has a term paper and final exam due in a week on the same day* DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE

[@TickleMeSenpai]

That end line about only getting paid enough to keep you is too real man

[@sonofrolland8654]

I would love to see you do a lets play as any faction

[@papastophittingme714]

Claws? Who knows, maybe they're just called feet. I refer to dragon feet as 'talons', but if you want to be technical, it would be correct to refer to their forelegs as 'hands' and backlegs as 'feet' as that is the terminology used for reptile appendages

[@Beriorn]

Man's literally the storm that is approaching.

[@grimstif9727]

i hawe started to know when cody smiles when he says the lines

[@eaglesun6946]

Noobs guide to tretch craventail please. His whole theme of being a lucky coward is hilarious, and the people need to know.

[@nathanchennault6104]

I like the fact you broke out the led. This pleases me......

[@nocomment3294]

''...only work hard enought not to get fired'' Cody was full of useful information.

[@connorshaw-case6030]

thank you for reminding me of Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

[@Daidalus2]

Propably the best prostate exam psa ever created.

[@FrankCastle-tq9bz]

I love Kholek and his dragon ogre horde - they can demolish any army that the AI can bring against you even if they manage to spring the ambush!

[@tmacdonald4006]

That closing comment was inspiring.

[@knedoshane]

Dr Horrible's Sing-along-blog reference? Well played, sir. I heard Kholek does the weird stuff...

[@luangomes2431]

"4 dark figures that doesn't offer retirement plans" Now there goes my plans to work for chaos

[@yanomamo89]

9:34 Interesting insight. Thanks.

[@marcusc9931]

I really should see to that doctor appointment...

[@Marcsansum]

Loved the Led Zepp reference :)

[@ricardorodriguez2343]

wanting malekith!!!!!! another good video btw 😀😀😀

[@user-sp8kb3is5w]

That was fun to watch

[@el.chalmers2591]

Thank you Cody

[@luna775]

"they thank you by getting woke.." that really got me XD

[@dhaz4455]

You know that you humor is good when you make laugh a guy that know basic english

[@willclark4449]

he seems like the evil version of treebeard. Just there forever doing shit as a force of nature.

[@kanishkashami]

ok he just quoted the immigrant song im already impressed

[@mr.januar12]

Hi iam new in warhammer lore so i wanna ask if Kholek or other Chaos leaders are so op than how did they stop them?

[@ausniellerhyleededios4651]

Now I see where storm breaker's handle went HAHAHA

[@guilherme95069]

Very good video Gotreck an felix next

[@InquisitorBot]

the first campaign i finished in tww2 was archeon, i had a lot of fun with him

[@somekindof2574]

Only 1.50 in and already some comedy gold!

[@yojon4905]

Can’t wait for all chaos changes/additions in TW3

[@bahamut256]

“The sun hides from Kholek” In game footage shows Kholek running around in the desert under a bright sun, not a cloud in the sky.

[@schoolistorture94]

Oh hey just noticed my drawing of Feels good Kholek at 5:44 got used for something epic. :D

[@codybonds]

That's you? You're stuff is awesome! Its the whole reason I started drawing my own in later videos.

[@jwallelelu5072]

Now we need Settra noobs guide

[@BouncingTribbles]

I'm here for the Captain Hammer references

[@creepylegend7392]

Settra be like, a nice head you have up there would be a shame if I used it as my chariot decoration

[@theduke3778]

It’s funny cuz they didn’t change his start position, forcing you to be at war with the Maggot Host and Grimgor

[@arcana5625]

I’m really mad he didn’t say “1.21 GIGAWARPS!“ and just said gigawatts

[@WitcherCrow]

Spoiler : In AoS, The Chaos Gods did not fulfil their end of the bargain of freeing the Dragon Ogres after the end of the WHFB world. The Chaos Gods kept them as slaves. That's just mean.

[@DiZtheJedi]

Oh yes, cause deal-breaking is the worst thing they've done.

[@SimoLInk1698]

I don't know if I'd expect anything else from people that call themselves "Chaos Godd".

[@grahamdrews9290]

Maybe the world has to be **completely** destroyed, the core survived, so Tzeentch pulled a "Technically, and also fuck you" to Krakanrok. Or maybe only Krakanrok survived and the release from chaos just meant that they don't yoink your souls after you die.

[@ethanbates2592]

Just found out what my next campaign will be!

[@maxweiler123]

That last joke!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NyJoanzy]

3:45 - That Brexit joke aged so well. Amazing.

[@uranusaquarius7394]

I can’t wait for Malus Darkblade to fight against Kholek

[@scottybergenbush9816]

Can't wait until game 3 chaos will be amazing

[@darko-man8549]

Love that Led Zepplin intro

[@jamesvivian2855]

Doctor Horrible reference makes me happy