NOOB'S GUIDE to SKARSNIK

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Cody Bonds

Cody Bonds

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#totalwar #warhammer
A Noob's Guide to SKARSNIK the SUPREME RULER of EIGHT PEAKS, and everyone's favorite pint-sized Greenskin who is a legendary lord in the KING AND THE WARLORD DLC for TOTAL WAR: Warhammer. And also Gobbla.
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This is part 1 of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly of Eight Peaks series.
Noob's Guide to Skarsnik: • NOOB'S GUIDE to SKARSNIK
Noob's Guide to Belegar: • NOOB'S GUIDE to BELEGA...
Noob's Guide to Queek: • NOOB'S GUIDE to QUEEK ...
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@liamberthou-lochet6880
@liamberthou-lochet6880 4 жыл бұрын
knowing skarsnik got a whole chapter to himself in the book of grudges, and that he had a special place just for him on squeek's rack makes it feel like the most wholesome bro-mance in warhammer fantasy.
@shrektheeverchosen6457
@shrektheeverchosen6457 2 жыл бұрын
Queek*
@scamin441
@scamin441 2 жыл бұрын
@@shrektheeverchosen6457 *headtaker
@thekidcobra7734
@thekidcobra7734 Жыл бұрын
@@scamin441 I got a page in the book of grudges for evading taxes Help
@InquisitorThomas
@InquisitorThomas 4 жыл бұрын
“Snotlings don’t appear in the game so they don’t matter.” *Two weeks later* CA: “ARE YOU GUYS HYPED FOR SOME SNOTLING PUMPWAGONS?! CAUSE WE’VE GOT THREE VARIANTS!!!”
@lucasbeck1391
@lucasbeck1391 4 жыл бұрын
HYPEEEEEEEE
@Achillez098
@Achillez098 4 жыл бұрын
"Skarsnick doesn't appear in End Times because the writer forgot about him" Woah, I didn't know Warhammer lore was written by the same people who wrote Season 8 of Game of Thrones...
@stephenmemelord2303
@stephenmemelord2303 4 жыл бұрын
Araki Forgot
@DarkLordOfSweden
@DarkLordOfSweden 4 жыл бұрын
This comparison is so accurate it gave me a double dose of PTSD
@Grivehn
@Grivehn 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing what the End Times was compared to prievous lore, Im pretty sure if its not the same people, they were on the same level at the very least.
@Zarkxac493
@Zarkxac493 4 жыл бұрын
the End times novels pretty much the the same reception as GoT S8
@Marcsansum
@Marcsansum 4 жыл бұрын
He had his own end times book didn't he?
@bernardolima3065
@bernardolima3065 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, skarsnik to disprove the fact night goblins would die if met with sunlight, scaled one of the 8 peaks and later bathed in the sun even as it burnt his skin. This was what he took as a sign that he was chosen by the gods to conquer the peaks.
@tomjack1000000
@tomjack1000000 4 жыл бұрын
Goblins from warhammer are special to me. When I played greenskins for the first tike I clicked on the goblin and heard its voice. Spent 10 minutes in a trance of listening the voice lines, then the next hour pacing around the house doing a gobbo voice. Now it's time to finish this journey and play Skarsnik In summary, goblin master race
@pierre-mariecaulliez6285
@pierre-mariecaulliez6285 4 жыл бұрын
That's fascinating ! would you please turn 90 degrees and explain it all to this nice Iron Drake ?
@slaanesh9348
@slaanesh9348 4 жыл бұрын
just you wait until we get snotlings
@DarkLordOfSweden
@DarkLordOfSweden 4 жыл бұрын
@@slaanesh9348 implying they would do anything more then fart and laugh
@slaanesh9348
@slaanesh9348 4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkLordOfSweden or eaten, i just want to see Greasus Goldtooth
@CrisTianDoesArt
@CrisTianDoesArt 4 жыл бұрын
Finally a man of culture.
@patricktracey1939
@patricktracey1939 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to A Noob’s Guide to a hellscape campaign where every turn becomes, who’s gonna declare war on/ kill me?
@marshallbernarte8216
@marshallbernarte8216 4 жыл бұрын
Salution? Play Phaliaus Darkblade (I know that's not his name lol) and be line to get the sword of Khaine. Take over the Broken island province and capitalize in slavery. Let Tzar Can take over and only recruit Black Arks. Black ark lords are the only lords who will not deffect and the fact that the Broken Island province is mostly harbors means that Black Ark lords can defend them. Army build? 1 Phaliaus Darkblade (With the Sword of Khaine Dominating and not the Warpsword) 1 Regiment of renown chariot that is Anti large 1 Cold one Chariot 1 Regiment of renown Blood Queen's executioners 1 Regiment of Renown Red Siren with a follower that gives stalk and snipe (assigned in one of the Tzar Can quests.) 2 Har Ganeth Executioners 1 Regiment of Renown Raven Herelds 1 Sorceress (Fire for AOE incase infantry is up the ass) 1 Sorceress (Shadow for buffs for Phaliaus) 2 Black Guards of Nagorond And the rest Bolt Claw throwers The strategy is to let the artilliary do its work and the chariots harras or do counter artilliary while phalliaus murders everything while having artilliary support. It is smart to also give him the healing potion for longer sustainabillity. The reason for why he should have Khaine's blade instead of Worpsword is so he can kill off single entity targets easily. He's already pretty good against infantry mobs so let kim kill big things too.
@TrueScottsmen
@TrueScottsmen 4 жыл бұрын
@@marshallbernarte8216 This does literally nothing to help skarsniks campaign
@Sir_Bucket
@Sir_Bucket 4 жыл бұрын
Also known as Queek's firsts 50 turns
@clairelili873
@clairelili873 4 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Bucket and then queek gets his weapons teams and stormvermin ready to eat anyone who dares looks him funny
@gammothguy297
@gammothguy297 3 жыл бұрын
That is accurate to the campaign I just did. I was literally at war with every faction adjacent to me at one point, and I didn’t declare war on any of them myself.
@Aliencommander1245
@Aliencommander1245 4 жыл бұрын
Skarsnik gets shafted in the End Times, but comes back in age of sigmar as a tiny comet, eternally blessed to follow around and orbit The Bad Moon avatar of gorkamorka as it floats through the mortal realms
@retardcorpsman
@retardcorpsman 4 жыл бұрын
Togetic Pretty heartwarming if you ask me.
@Vesmir789
@Vesmir789 4 жыл бұрын
I never heard this before, but I kinda absolutely love it. What's the source, the Gloomspite Gitz battletome?
@thanquolrattenherz9665
@thanquolrattenherz9665 4 жыл бұрын
if i recall right queek got the eightpeaks after making a lasting peace deal with belegar
@pile-o-nonsense3688
@pile-o-nonsense3688 3 жыл бұрын
@@thanquolrattenherz9665 I remember that Queek killed Belegar and then got butcherd by Thorgrim.
@thanquolrattenherz9665
@thanquolrattenherz9665 3 жыл бұрын
@@pile-o-nonsense3688 thorgrim cheated
@GumshoeClassic
@GumshoeClassic 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Skarsnik basically got depressed after Gobbler died is super sad. Press F for da Gobbo...
@olivegarnish6162
@olivegarnish6162 4 жыл бұрын
F
@randomredpyro164
@randomredpyro164 4 жыл бұрын
F
@picklefathernurgle2719
@picklefathernurgle2719 4 жыл бұрын
Eff'
@spacewolfblackmane19
@spacewolfblackmane19 4 жыл бұрын
F
@retardcorpsman
@retardcorpsman 4 жыл бұрын
F
@nicovelardita8619
@nicovelardita8619 4 жыл бұрын
"Well, everyone kinda forgot about the legendary goblin warboss." I didn't knew that D&D were writing for Warhammer before GoT
@khamulthewack4732
@khamulthewack4732 4 жыл бұрын
Christopher Lee: the real life James Bond
@jamesvivian2855
@jamesvivian2855 3 жыл бұрын
I remember the story of a director trying to instruct him how to react to being stabbed in the back. He turned around and asked "Do you know what a man being stabbed in the back sounds like? Because I do
@burntgrahamcracker2866
@burntgrahamcracker2866 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesvivian2855 that would be Peter Jackson it’s when he’s directing the deleted scene of Saruman being stabbed
@JJTN2K
@JJTN2K 3 жыл бұрын
He had a life that could made Forest Gump look like nothing.
@GaKoPop
@GaKoPop 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure most of my lexicon of euphemisms is 99% made up from things I hear in these videos
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
It's important to keep diversifying your vocabularium. Also, a self imposed PG-13 rating forces me to find creative ways to talk about boning someone's backside.
@Rush2201
@Rush2201 4 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds So THAT'S why you get so creative with it!
@TheChesher
@TheChesher 4 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds Plus it makes your videos hilarious, you do know how to pick them original words lol
@TheChesher
@TheChesher 4 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds Cat people are cool too though.
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheChesher Did I make fun of cat people in this one? That's a shame. I had another good one lined up for the next video.
@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551
@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551 4 жыл бұрын
skarsnik campaign aka a challange campaign with the worst faction and using the worst units in that faction and is still 100 times better than the chaos campaign
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 4 жыл бұрын
And with quite literally the worst starting position in the entire game.
@The_Murder_Party
@The_Murder_Party 4 жыл бұрын
Shard Shard so... I’m the only one that kinda likes gobbos?
@itamealves4382
@itamealves4382 4 жыл бұрын
here good sir! Hold my like!
@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551
@alfonsocyrusjoshua9551 4 жыл бұрын
@@The_Murder_Party yes
@Eclipsed_Embers
@Eclipsed_Embers 4 жыл бұрын
@@The_Murder_Party nah, I like the goblins a lot (probably the most fun playthrough I ever had was when I played as Skarsnik and completely ignored Karak Eight Peaks in favor of taking over the entire Empire and fighting off Chaos with a Goblin only army)
@lucasbeck1391
@lucasbeck1391 4 жыл бұрын
Skarsnik's campaign isn't from before he achieves greatness It's stated in the loading screen at the start of the campaign that an orc Warboss took over while he was gone
@tobyharrison4702
@tobyharrison4702 4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh the goblin lord that would rival tzentchs greater demons and the skaven in over the top sneaky plans. And would have a good chance of winning in backstabbing contest between them all.
@longhairdlout
@longhairdlout 4 жыл бұрын
any time iv ever played skarsnik even after getting 8 peaks i never bothered with orcs, if i wanted orcs id play the other greenskin factions i play skarsnik for gobbos
@PingachuWarham
@PingachuWarham 4 жыл бұрын
i feel the same thing with tehenhauin, winning with an army of skinky bois brings so much satisfaction.
@daddydanks6660
@daddydanks6660 4 жыл бұрын
They're not as bad as people say they are when you use them the way they're supposed to be, people just don't bother trying to flank, and the gobbo-wave attacks when you get a shitload of armies stacked up on a city is quite satisfying
@commanderdon4300
@commanderdon4300 4 жыл бұрын
Ive played the Skarsnik campaign more than any other in Total War Warhammer 1 and I never take Ork units, only things you would expect find in a goblin army like trolls and squigs.
@Ashandorath
@Ashandorath 4 жыл бұрын
Skarsnik can actually recruit orcs before getting eight peaks. If you conquer territories like Galbaraz, you can get access to savage orcs.
@dilophosaurussk4333
@dilophosaurussk4333 4 жыл бұрын
This video covers one of my favorite types of humour: "Saying some incredibly specific, stupid shit and then moving on like what you said was completely normal"
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
If the joke was lame, it's alright, because there's always another one 10 seconds away. Also, it's likely related that I despise TV shows with laugh tracks.
@chriscons7849
@chriscons7849 4 жыл бұрын
Unsubscribing if he doesn’t say WAAAGGHHHH that way I like it.
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
I do with with a deep throaty W- OGGG that would make Attila proud.
@chriscons7849
@chriscons7849 4 жыл бұрын
Cody Bonds as long as it’s deep throaty
@beowulf4545
@beowulf4545 4 жыл бұрын
@@chriscons7849 George Takei has a phrase for this but it escape me
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
Oh My!
@drakefire6675
@drakefire6675 4 жыл бұрын
3:37 "There is no word for pint-sized bear, so I humbly submit Koala". Leave it you Cody, to send my sides to the far side of the moon.
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
I also tested out Danny Devito as an answer for that one.
@Loispealz34
@Loispealz34 3 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds fucks sakes, now I cant unsee the drawfs as a race of denny devitos. Modders get to it, or I will.
@SimoLInk1698
@SimoLInk1698 4 жыл бұрын
My first campaign in TWW was with Karl Franz, like every other decent person. However, my second one was with Skarsnik, and it was a blast. I managed to keep most of my first army for the majority of the playthrough, challenging freaking Kholek with golden chevrons gobbos and hiking my way to Karak Eight Peaks (because I didn't know you could cross the sea) like a green mean Hannibal crossing the Alps and confederating the Grimgor, which led me to a war with basically half the continent. Then I didn't recruit Orcs because come on, if I wanted to play Orcs I'd be playing Wurrzag. Best campaign ever 10/10. Gobboz rule.
@keizoxd5623
@keizoxd5623 4 жыл бұрын
"My first campaign in TWW was with Karl Franz, like every other decent person." NO I played as the Real Emperor, Vlad of Carstein.
@lachlanmckinnie1406
@lachlanmckinnie1406 4 жыл бұрын
@@keizoxd5623 Damn boomers, Mannfred is where it's at!
@Eclipsed_Embers
@Eclipsed_Embers 4 жыл бұрын
I've been playing TWW since the first game released.... I didn't play as Karl Franz even once until the Empire update in TWW2 (first guy I played as was Mannfredd Von Carstein but Skarsnik was the first campaign I ever actually finished)
@Rush2201
@Rush2201 4 жыл бұрын
Long time Total War fan, and it was my first introduction to the Warhammer universe... In about 4 years of playing, the only time I've played a human faction was the Wulfhart campaign. And I only played that for about an hour. I just can't play humans in the only Total War that has dinosaurs and dwarves and stuff.
@GumshoeClassic
@GumshoeClassic 4 жыл бұрын
The only reason I play Karl Franz more than Gelt is because you can't change Gelts Elector Count Position if you play as the golden order. And I want him in Wissenland to get the best artillery possible. But Bretonnia is still the better human faction. For ze lady!
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
RECOMMENDED MODS: Guv's Foundation Skills for Old World Legendary Lords steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1234994835&searchtext=skarsnik Gives Skarsnik a unique third skill line like other Warhammer 2 lords. Though Guv does watch this channel. So you might reconsider the intelligence behind some of his design choices. Expanded Roster - Greenskins - Goblin Pack steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1193959747 Adds even more goblin units from the 8th edition manual. Including the COLOSSAL SQUIG!
@Kellethorn
@Kellethorn 3 жыл бұрын
*Cody Bonds:* "No word for pint sized bear." Sir, I'm just here to inform you how lucky you are that the Honey Badger don't give a shit.
@somerandomschmuck2547
@somerandomschmuck2547 3 жыл бұрын
I remember listening to this for the first time when I misheard a description, and was very disappointed to learn Skarsnik didn't run around with a giant land dwelling squid.
@darko-man8549
@darko-man8549 4 жыл бұрын
Noobs guide: Don’t play yet, just wait until the update.
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
Skarsnik's campaign won't change very much. His is already focused on Tak ng Eight Peaks.
@darko-man8549
@darko-man8549 4 жыл бұрын
Cody Bonds true
@lilwater7358
@lilwater7358 4 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds where are the iron ball whirling units?
@Dragon_Lair
@Dragon_Lair 4 жыл бұрын
@@lilwater7358 That's an ability by Night Goblin fanatics. It's very short range and spreads like a tear shaped cone spell for other factions heroes and lords. Basically get a Night Goblin Fanatic into a melee with a lot of troops, use their ability and watch the bodies go flying and that one unit getting 200+ kills.
@thronezwei4412
@thronezwei4412 4 жыл бұрын
It'll definitely be interesting to see your take on Queek, given that he's pretty nuts, even by Skaven standards.
@Thulgore
@Thulgore 4 жыл бұрын
Queek is be far my favorite character. He's so fucking oddly original and backwards to the race he's a part of, which is also awesomely original.
@DiscordantDisharmonist
@DiscordantDisharmonist 4 жыл бұрын
You take that mean stuff back about the Guy Haley Skarsnik book, it was baller.
@NMahon
@NMahon 4 жыл бұрын
Its honestly one of the best black library books out there imo
@13Lictor
@13Lictor 4 жыл бұрын
I feel this video is only weeks from going out of date
@casskillian
@casskillian 4 жыл бұрын
Ohhh yes... I cant wait.
@HiddenEvilStudios
@HiddenEvilStudios 4 жыл бұрын
*GIVE US DA LADZ!*
@hugovasquez8222
@hugovasquez8222 4 жыл бұрын
And i bet CA will need until oktober to get shit together
@wojtek9675
@wojtek9675 4 жыл бұрын
Well lucky you your wrong
@gooeygo2515
@gooeygo2515 4 жыл бұрын
Well it did.
@DeejayVillain
@DeejayVillain 4 жыл бұрын
You crease me up! Only just found your channel and binged watched the lot! Great work!
@Johannes_Piotr
@Johannes_Piotr 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe for how long I haven't watched any of this series because of its title. I don't believe I've ever seen a title downplaying it self that much. This isn't only for Total War Noobs. This is actually a quality jewel for almost the entirety of both the Total War AND the Warhammer Community! Excellent work sir! I'm glad to see that you finally got some viewers since I last followed your channel in those times, where you already provided high quality, but only got a couple hundred viewers. It seems the emperor does protect after all.
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sticking with me. The titles are a bit misleading, but it was that or 101 ways to get banned by CA for genitalia references. Side note, I'm terrible at titling.
@Remus-z6y
@Remus-z6y 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, your videos bring me so much joy! They also keep my Warhammer addiction going, ever time I think I done playing for a while you release a video that makes me want to start a new campaign!
@maxmacdeath
@maxmacdeath 4 жыл бұрын
As a german, i would really appreciate more information on those "german pleasure dungeons" you mentioned. ... for strictly scientific reasons of course.
@dlugi4198
@dlugi4198 2 жыл бұрын
If you search hard enough, you will find your answer. Little clue... Search in Berlin
@Dymose
@Dymose 3 жыл бұрын
"-No word for pint-sized bear, so I humbly submit koala".. I would have said Badger, especially with how fucking angry and tenacious dwarves are.
@codybonds
@codybonds 3 жыл бұрын
Honey Badger does have a certain sound to it.
@asadbaig4422
@asadbaig4422 2 жыл бұрын
I came for the lore, I subscribed for the "Koala" submission
@FreedomFighterEx
@FreedomFighterEx 4 жыл бұрын
Skarsnik is hilarious in WH1 where heroes can still assassinate lords. You start out every fight with enemy army without a lord because you already stab the sucker to oblivion and you can win the campaign by just send your best gobbo boss to shank the Neverchosen.
@lucasbeck1391
@lucasbeck1391 4 жыл бұрын
You can assassinate lord in tww1?
@mella4376
@mella4376 4 жыл бұрын
Well well well, look who stealthily snuck into my feed without a preview or a forewarning. Well played.
@KrimzonFlygon1
@KrimzonFlygon1 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the story was that Gobbla was killed by a skaven packmaster and it broke Skarsnik so bad he just kind of wandered off in a daze.
@CAP198462
@CAP198462 3 жыл бұрын
Congratulations for resisting the urge to make jokes about Skarsnik’s back doo… I mean stair boys gang.
@alexmason3472
@alexmason3472 4 жыл бұрын
I've waited a loooong time for this to come ^^
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
Your partner must be very lucky.
@finnmchugh99
@finnmchugh99 4 жыл бұрын
I love these Noob Guide to: Total Warhammer 1 & 2 vids, makes me consider getting both games and deciding who to go for as a faction or leader. I do hope this series means every single leader from both games are getting a video like this because I, a Noob can digest the information and grow ever more fascinated with TW as a game probably better than other strategy games. Id love to see future videos on the Forest tree Elves, Beastmen, Tomb Kings, the Vampire Counts, heck I can't decide because every leader looks so cool and they deserve a video to spotlight them
@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
@FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs 4 жыл бұрын
4:23 Yeah, to say this has not aged well is.. an understatement.
@sano0311
@sano0311 2 жыл бұрын
"Looking like he escaped German pleasure dungeon" 😆😂😂😂 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️
@Mister-Elusive
@Mister-Elusive 4 жыл бұрын
"Goes through men, faster than Taylor Swift." Ruthless.
@lucasbeck1391
@lucasbeck1391 4 жыл бұрын
She lives up to her name
@aggrael8285
@aggrael8285 4 жыл бұрын
I demand a redo of this video for when the Greenskin update comes out. For the most part it should still be the same but I would like to see some insights how the greenskin mechanics effect Skarsniks campaign. If you don't I will be severely disappointed.
@ImperialScribe
@ImperialScribe 4 жыл бұрын
Love the series, you've earned a new sub. Keep it up.
@gabrielrubens4505
@gabrielrubens4505 4 жыл бұрын
Yessss! As one of many who requested this, I am so excited to watch it
@mathiaslaron3372
@mathiaslaron3372 2 жыл бұрын
Love that all these wonderful and unique characters existed in WHFB only for AOS to come and...forget them.
@jbskyfall9271
@jbskyfall9271 4 жыл бұрын
When I play skarsnik I just send weak gobo melee units first then just pelt my enemies with poison tip arrows, I get about to armies just stacked with either night goblin archers or arty units. Works like a charm.
@houstoncox3070
@houstoncox3070 2 жыл бұрын
The koala bit got me rolling
@VAfurious7
@VAfurious7 4 жыл бұрын
Shout out to my boy adanion. Big respect for my fav Aussie
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
And he has a legit moustache.
@VAfurious7
@VAfurious7 4 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds Truly one of the seven Wonders
@Ezekielepharcelis
@Ezekielepharcelis 4 жыл бұрын
Jazz Music fits with ANY Type of Warhammer Video ;) Bloody War is just so relaxing...
@nbp2015
@nbp2015 4 жыл бұрын
Every time you say “Shazbot!” it makes me smile and think about when Tribes wasn’t dead. VGH VGW VGS
@tylerthorson2610
@tylerthorson2610 4 жыл бұрын
don't forget tht proding stick of skarsnik's was once a dwarven channeling staff before getting royally screwed over by goblin magics and turning it into his personal tool
@VengefulJay
@VengefulJay 4 жыл бұрын
KZbin decided to unsubscribe me so I didn't get the notification. That's probably goblin discrimination
@justoguevara4391
@justoguevara4391 4 жыл бұрын
Here as well
@Nohoth
@Nohoth 4 жыл бұрын
My god these are helarious and amazing at the same time. Well done sir
@nagashtheundyingking4404
@nagashtheundyingking4404 4 жыл бұрын
from what i remember skarsnik is the only greenskin to actually write down him strategies and made a somewhat working alphabet for the orks tho none other then him use it
@GamerGuy249
@GamerGuy249 4 жыл бұрын
Really loved the video. No idea what you are talking about, but loved it. Can't wait to see the next one.
@DeepRest121
@DeepRest121 4 жыл бұрын
The video is the literal embodiment of TLDR; for me. Trying so hard to make witty puns non stop lmao
@MRFlackAttack1
@MRFlackAttack1 3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic Christoper Lee reference.
@Malwontae
@Malwontae 4 жыл бұрын
0:10 OI YA DAFT GIT! DAT GOBBO'S BRUTALLY CUNNING!
@athomicritics
@athomicritics 4 жыл бұрын
you dont play skarsnik before he became the lord of eight peak , he is but you got betrayed by part of the crooked moon clan when you were away in the total war lore
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
Ah! That's why they're called mutinous gits. That seems like extra work on their part to justify his absence.
@athomicritics
@athomicritics 4 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds well they had to take some liberty here and there for the game lore to make sense , i dont mind it , it make the game interresting and fit the whole What if of the total war serie in general
@introlurker3310
@introlurker3310 4 жыл бұрын
Best one yet, keep going Cody!
@dhaz4455
@dhaz4455 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for adding Gobbla to the thumbnail Cody
@codybonds
@codybonds 2 жыл бұрын
You gotta respect that bond.
@hg1651
@hg1651 3 жыл бұрын
Skarsnik novel is pretty cool. The attack on the village at the being of the book is brutal.
@havoc1134
@havoc1134 4 жыл бұрын
“I humbly submit koala.” Best video yet.
@Milkshakist
@Milkshakist 2 жыл бұрын
Respect is earned
@goldensp3038
@goldensp3038 4 жыл бұрын
This video, by it's own existence, already hold a couple of pages in the book.
@grandmagunsales2125
@grandmagunsales2125 2 жыл бұрын
So him and the Chaos dwarves gotta awkwardly waddle all the way back to motherland mountain before they remember to take their performance enhancers, but they have to reenact the ending shootout drive in The Devil's Rejects if they even want a chance at holding it
@thedeadcannotdie
@thedeadcannotdie 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I am in a battle with an army led by Skarsnik, I try not to kill him. I can't stand watching that cute little round mouth with feet get hurt.
@Influfferious
@Influfferious 2 жыл бұрын
Queek Headtaker is definitelly a powerbottom.
@galling2052
@galling2052 4 жыл бұрын
finaly a one of da lads!
@worldsbuffestloremaster
@worldsbuffestloremaster 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I love these!
@orangoetan6145
@orangoetan6145 4 жыл бұрын
Another great vid as always!
@metaldragon8632
@metaldragon8632 4 жыл бұрын
With all the innuendoes in this video I can only assume that a noobs guide to: sigvald the magnificent is next because this video is clearly honoring Slaanesh
@deskslam4232
@deskslam4232 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like everyone knows about Bad Dragon, even non-furries...
@SheyD78
@SheyD78 4 жыл бұрын
Best description of a Goblin army ever.
@Kaiimei
@Kaiimei 3 жыл бұрын
"And Snotlings not actually appearing in the game-" I feel like this is why CA added the Snotling Wagons with Grom only a single month after this was uploaded.
@codybonds
@codybonds 3 жыл бұрын
They also added special skills for Skarsniks' and gave him a unique spell!
@rhyderrek6155
@rhyderrek6155 4 жыл бұрын
As an offical card carrying gay: your submission has been noted and will be reviewed over next weeks brunch
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of brunch is mimosa's.
@blackvial
@blackvial 3 жыл бұрын
I've found all gobo armies pretty decent with the right tech and skills since they fixed the orcs
@neelkanthgarg8670
@neelkanthgarg8670 2 жыл бұрын
5:55 / 12:18 soviet war technique !! chefs kiss from 2022
@gothscvm2878
@gothscvm2878 5 ай бұрын
3:27 Jesus that big goober squig flopping into skarsnick is pure frenchie/english bulldog behavior…. Skarsnick is just a dude really into black metal and his English bulldog paling around like the best of buds.
@VoermanIdiot
@VoermanIdiot 4 жыл бұрын
There is not enough Sigmar to cleanse my ears from whatever the fuck half the descriptions in this video was.
@TheChesher
@TheChesher 4 жыл бұрын
Damn it internet, i know what "designed by Bad Dragon" means lol
@DzinkyDzink
@DzinkyDzink 4 жыл бұрын
Why a family man such as Cody knows what it means is even more peculiar!
@cameronroy2129
@cameronroy2129 4 жыл бұрын
Oh you mean that goblin dude I killed as the Emperor and didn't think two seconds about? hey speaking of Karl Franz ....
@lusioballer
@lusioballer 4 жыл бұрын
You are now obliged to make a *NOOB'S GUIDE to BELEGAR IRONHAMMER*
@SimoLInk1698
@SimoLInk1698 4 жыл бұрын
Complete the trilogy with Noob's Guide to Queek Headtaker and you have the COMPLETE NOOB'S GUIDE to KARAK EIGHT PEAKS
@woodcats1
@woodcats1 3 жыл бұрын
Gobbler is literally a cross between a Staffie and a space hopper.
@JimRokh
@JimRokh 4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately koalas not only aren't bears they aren't even mammals
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
You get a thumbs up for zoological accuracy.
@joaquinflores6318
@joaquinflores6318 4 жыл бұрын
FINALLY!! My favorite playable character gets its due
@Snakedude4life
@Snakedude4life 4 жыл бұрын
[GOBLIN SLAYER WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION] *_YES_* no 🎩 🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
@fyka2902
@fyka2902 4 жыл бұрын
Skarsnik:" Want to hear a Joke?" Queek: "Alright-right. Make me laugh green-thing." Skarsnik: "Beastmen!" Queek: "Bwhaahahaahaahaha" Belegar: "...I don't get it."
@scraapapapa4970
@scraapapapa4970 4 жыл бұрын
your videos are just the best
@stormrunner4081
@stormrunner4081 4 жыл бұрын
Snotlings are not in the game Warden and the paunch Snotlings are now mad max goblins
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. A couple jokes and gameplay tips here are no longer correct. I've been considering cutting the gameplay part and just doing lore guides.
@sorkvild1473
@sorkvild1473 4 жыл бұрын
-So Skarnik is someone like Launch from dragon ball? -Like who? -Exactly...
@snefff6560
@snefff6560 3 жыл бұрын
Im honestly just binge watching these vids cause its so damn entertaining
@saltefan5925
@saltefan5925 4 жыл бұрын
How to Skarsnik: 1) Be a passionate masochist 2) Wait for the greenskin rework and realize that you're still drooling over the chance to take it from every faction that start the game surrounding you.
@fatherAmadeus
@fatherAmadeus 4 жыл бұрын
Great video Cody! I'd love to see you do Queek!
@OldSpaghettifactory89
@OldSpaghettifactory89 4 жыл бұрын
"The author forgot about him" I see gee dubs had the same level of competence when it comes to orks as the psychic awakening writers
@Lightscribe225
@Lightscribe225 4 жыл бұрын
End Times in general shows GW GW can't find their bits with both hands
@elliottgaal9774
@elliottgaal9774 4 жыл бұрын
Classic noob guide here. Probably the most innuendo ridden one to date
@codybonds
@codybonds 4 жыл бұрын
I try to outdo myself for each one. I never want there to be a boring one in the series.
@elliottgaal9774
@elliottgaal9774 4 жыл бұрын
@@codybonds I started noticing that trend. Keep up the innuendos.
@harrysmith1711
@harrysmith1711 4 жыл бұрын
The innuendo is strong with this one. Also Koalas aren't bears... I refer you to Don Spencer
@nigelbagguley7410
@nigelbagguley7410 4 жыл бұрын
Very good:subbed
@Michael-kd1ho
@Michael-kd1ho Жыл бұрын
2:23 Do i even want to know how one earns the epithet of Dungstrangler?
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