NOOBS THE DOCUMENTARY // SEA OF THIEVES - How to deal with noobs

The Sea of Thieves is cursed with new players. But new players learn how to play. NOOBS on the other hand don't even care!
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[@CaptainFalcore]

Yes, I know the new Cursed Sails trailer is out. Please stop telling me.

[@henrywittstatt1289]

Falcore Gaming dude did you now the cursed sails trailer is out? Mmmmmmmmmh?

[@RocketManKian]

The cursed sails trailer is out bro

[@knezzo1646]

Falcore Gaming love your videos so much but this was amazing!!!!

[@dopegrahamcracker2809]

Falcore Gaming cursed sails is out lol

[@snakeysnake758]

Hey Falcore Gaming did you know that the new cursed sails trailer is out

[@tomkloosterboer]

*Wipes tear away* Such a beautiful documentary.

[@finhudson2938]

Tom Kloosterboer wipes*

[@tomkloosterboer]

Fin Hudson Yep, I'll change it right away.

[@nicholaspatton5590]

Wipes tears away. *I love this shanty*

[@VBESIEN]

The Gold Hoarders want this video because it's pure gold!

[@seanscott5331]

Vlaming you might not of seen it but I just slapped my knee so dahm hard the fbi come to my house and knocked me out with a tactical smoke grenade for abuse

[@celebrityshowdown5126]

ignore the search bar In my pic lol

[@suncheroz6541]

We would have if you didn’t tell us it was there cole wall

[@NintenKid9000]

The people who say this game has no content are these types of players. Nice Job Falcore

[@legion160]

yea no..... the game lacks content all the way to athena 8 where im at... (and yes im a PL) it offers diversion but not much fun.

[@NintenKid9000]

legion160 if you are a pirate legend you wouldn’t think the game has a “lack of content” that is why you are a pirate legend because you love the game. The more you play the game the more fun it gets, especially during random encounters. The Kraken can punch a megalodon (I’m not kidding it’s on reddit) you can have a massive multi-ship battle, or have a multi-crew team up on a skeleton fort and splitting the treasure, but these encounters are very rare and most players quit because all they play are voyages or are Noobosapien pirataswannabe. Sea of Thieves motto is “make your own fun” which is what players should do instead of just voyages or battles all the time.

[@dterror3679]

loving the game doesnt have to do anything with content in the game .. i like the game but content is non existant i got to pirate legend only doing forts and pvp stealing from others.

[@WaTsNoTgUdD]

Actually noobs will more likely ask this game to become PVE

[@dustinsearle4672]

NintenKid9000 because sitting on chairs and hitting statues is new content right? The game has a massive issue with how bland it is. Skellies are like day 1 ai. It's been half a year and you still do the same three missions. That shit can be experienced in 4 hours.

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

When I was a noob, I got assigned to the crew of a seasoned veteran. I humbly admitted that I was new and he sternly said, “I’ll show you the ropes today, but tomorrow you’re just another prey.” We hauled in so much coin that session. I thanked him deeply for the training. Sure enough, the next day, I was digging up gold on an island when whose sloop happened to pass by? My old captain! I waved and he waved back, right before sending my ship to the bottom and sailing on his way. He may have been a pirate, but he was certainly no liar.

[@S1ipperyJim]

my favourite is lowering the anchor whenever you raise it so you can pivot the ship, then getting in a capstan wrestling match when you try to raise it again

[@ooofexe7210]

Oh god this happend to me

[@rjking7800]

This it pure genius... find myself agreeing with everything. Great job sir

[@dopegrahamcracker2809]

For the record, game chat is extremely useful for communicating with a crew with no mics

[@diogopereira1475]

So true, I don't have mic so I use game chat and once you learn how to say everything you get very useful, but its funny to watch noobs trying to use game chat and saying non sense 😂😂

[@UttaButta89568]

I Lone Wolf IX aye look out *rolls on deck laughing* Raise the Sails! Need a better angle!

[@blackjesus804]

I need help! I need help! I need help! I need help! I need help! I need help! I need help! I need help! I need help! I need help! I need help! I need help! I need help! I need help! I need help!

[@Hasan085]

@@blackjesus804 sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

[@infinitee1384]

I've got the Captains Chest! I've got the Captains Chest! I've got the Captains Chest! I've got the Captains Chest! Were in the money! I've got the Captains Chest! ship sighted! ship sighted! ship sighted! ship sighted! enemy here! enemy here! enemy here! lets form an alliance! lets form an alliance! lets form an alliance! lets form an alliance! lets form an alliance! lets form an alliance!

[@briginshaw1]

Pure gold

[@soupcan3666]

briginshaw1 is that pun

[@owenw9330]

Really good video idea. Love the part with the legend because it’s 100% relatable.

[@charlesgiraffe8138]

So true

[@Htw2384]

Make this a series you bloody legend

[@1013bambi]

This is one of the best videos I have ever seen. I loved it. Please do more . (Very phyton like)

[@berserkerbray4421]

I love monty python. Your right kind of remind me of "how to not be seen"

[@pipdog9929]

i laughed so hard at the part when the pirate legend shut off the lights then the noobasapien or whatever tf shut them back on, i will never go back to random matchmaking :D

[@calebwilson4013]

Yes because you shut lights on you dont turn them on Jk

[@pananay3192]

@@calebwilson4013 lmao

[@kyrnti1075]

You know How in the video falcore made a joke about them placing kegs on the top of the ship instead of the crows nest? That literaly happens to me about 80%of the time Sometimes I just shoot the barrels on purpose and spam blunder bombs at them what are they gonna do? RePoRt Me

[@calebtennison9353]

You’re the reason the Notification Bell exists.

[@CapnMoza]

A noob disliked the video

[@snakeysnake758]

Omega Gaming Disliked the video and dropped the anchor

[@rugrats9386]

@@snakeysnake758 lol 😂

[@fanofmaxgamerplayz9809]

You probably did u noob 🤣

[@Neccoguy21]

That was so on point! Fantastic! The ending couldn't have been more perfect!

[@latvietis123]

Please more noob documentary!

[@megamage911]

Amazing! I love documentaries, and I even more love parody documentaries! More of this please!

[@mariofan9974]

I watched these events unfold before my very eyes as some noobs sailed away with my ship lanterns on while i was on the island with the voyage. They ended up fighting another ship of noobs as i sit back with some popcorn watching the chaos.

[@TheGingaPrince]

I joined a noob on a sloop last night, as soon as he saw me he leapt into the sea and began firing at me with his blunderbuss as the ship and i sailed into the distance. Time to leave game and try the crew lottery again methinks. By the way, the new cursed sails trailer is out, in case no one told you.

[@acidcheeto1168]

This is god damn art.

[@bh0llar702]

FUCKING HILARIOUS 100%

[@loki1895]

A real noob doesn't take cages on a merch mission. After 3 hours he finds a cage at the beach and sell the white chicken to the wrong outpost! 2:40 was really funny too.

[@cailco100]

Glad you liked it. was a spur of the moment thing

[@ape3774]

One of the best SoT films I have seen yet.. Keep it up, PLEASE make some more .. We LOVE noobs lol

[@luthe25]

You missed the part where if a noob actually does something right in the game for once, they have to show it off again and again and again till you wonder what is wrong with their brain. *noob catches a white chicken, proceeds to run around other crew members with chicken in hand showing it off like it is the greatest chicken to ever walk the face of the planet, messes around with chicken by shooting around it cause they like how it squawks, accidentally kills chicken, either feels really sad that it died or goes out to get another chicken and does the same crap over again...*

[@dreadlist1711]

I'm assuming that a noob did this to you????

[@citrinemuscleboi]

Ha we had a noob do something like this with a snake and he thought we were hitting him and he died

[@BeastlierCat214]

So accurate and funny!

[@mgv2512]

OH MY GOD, THIS IS GOLD!!!

[@mgv2512]

You have forgotten about some golden rules of noob sailing! "every canon must be loaded prior to setting sail"! "if sails angled straight - ship goes fast, sails angled to the side - ship goes slow" "you can surely take your chest with you on a mermaid"

[@charliearmstrong2094]

Been following all your SoT posts- this is by far the best!

[@Onepunchmeme1]

This was the most funniest video I've seen all year. IV been in all this situations before.

[@PhoenixSplicer]

All too relatable, good video. There's also the opposite to crashing constantly, when a noob drops the anchor 20 miles out from the beach or pier when you were going to guide it nice and close to the island...

[@tmcg1882]

The sheer amount of production work and coordination behind this is amazing. And the recurring sound of the anchor is comedy gold.

[@shookindustries2835]

Best video on You tube to date 😂😂😂

[@tylergunther8219]

you didnt include the guys that insist on making the sails always point straight forward

[@Brandon0406]

Tyler Gunther wait what? There really are people, doing that?

[@journeythroughtherails5294]

Brandon Kuhl yep

[@OpinionatedHuman]

I press the like button like once a year or something, this totally earned it. The documentary could have used a bit more content though.... ;) :p

[@Sticks398]

The Noobasapian is also highly aggressive and territorial and will hunt any ship within a moon distance away. They fail in these hunts and end up losing their castaway chests to the sea...

[@flintwildpants8710]

I'll keep this in mind when I'm disguising as a noobisapien to fit among them. Thank you.

[@vendettax8471]

So true and fricken funny. Lol only thing I can think of you forgot was the squeakers drinking grog below deck because it’s just oh so cool to get drunk instead of being a productive crew member

[@scoobers290]

I burst out laughing when you said, “They will probably head to the forums and report how dumb this game is” Love the vid, keep up the good work

[@m1sterpunch]

I love all your videos but this one is the best yet. I hope this becomes an ongoing series!

[@CANNABEARDGAMING]

a swing and another HIT mate, lol this is gold

[@HealsCreations]

OMG this was awesome! What a perfect time to start playing your instrument LOL

[@hiddendesire3076]

I think I came across that bailing group. Found a galleon of new players all bailing and failing. Hopped aboard and decided to instruct them on the basics then taught them how voyages worked.

[@TheCommanderSpitz]

I’ve been a long time watcher of your channel, even watching it before I ever played Sea of Thieves. This video as well as the others in your documentary series really helped me starting out in the game and made me a much better crew mate as a result. Thanks for the funny yet helpful content.

[@thewh1t3shadow90]

😂🤣😂🤣 sounds like you got every thing

[@henrywittstatt1289]

THIS IS DEFINETLY ME WHEN IM DRIVING

[@anthonyberry2823]

Love that video it was so funny keep up your good work love the videos 😜

[@fishuar]

One of the best videos. THANKS!

[@adhdoggo9614]

This is so true it kills me. I'm not even legendary and players be like "What do guys"

[@ambermccracken7732]

Love this channel

[@Alfreder28272]

I literally laughed for like 10 minutes straight at the water bucket part XD

[@justfitz5843]

This is beautiful nature

[@nobadi2297]

this reminds me of when me and a bunch of my Xbox friends played i was the only pro there, and the rest of them were noobs, in the end they started sailing to a totally different place then the voyage said in search of ''treasure'' and then i kept telling them that we should go somewhere else until i just left

[@hiddendesire3076]

Milan Adzic Sure “pro”. The proper term would be experienced. You were the only experienced one there. To say pro would be a stretch.

[@CurtisTV2012]

Your best video yet. So glad I subscribed

[@imperialscout8570]

I once played with this dude and he started digging everywhere cuz: HE MIGHT GOT LUCKY

[@xxeddieanatorxx6516]

Please make more of these!!!!!! 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Why-wn1zw]

What i love about these documentarys thay have been made as a joke is how serious it sounds. And the low voice ofc.

[@makk5180]

This is so true

[@Link_ye_Hyrule]

You should do a video of the ALPHA players with the mystical Vanguard Sails !! And the brave Vanguard title should put fear into any and all Pirates!!!

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

amazingly accurate, this deserves a Golden Globe in gaming documentaries.😍😆

[@syn1825]

This is amazing 😂😂😂

[@M1STERXMAYH3M]

Nicely done! I love this video so much!

[@charlesgiraffe8138]

That is why I don’t do open crew galleons. Only sloops

[@skwerl4030]

i just started playing today, and yep, that's me. it's a good game, i just gotta learn how to play.

[@johannschmidt5305]

Was laughing out loud about 7 different times in this... The lights.. The gunpowder barrels.. Annnd firing the cannons.. straight genius hahaha

[@whittywitt]

Genius

[@nottheone1357]

Another epic video! We came across a noob Galleon ship last night on a sloop. They chased us around a bit before we decided enough was enough so we anchor turned and put 20 cannon balls into their ship before they could figure out how to turn to get any shots on us. A couple of them thought they could board our sloop but we shot them as they swam up above water.....

[@derekkwarciany6765]

Hands down funniest/best documentary I’ve ever seen

[@new292918xk]

lol! was just thinking the other day just how many people that complains there are no content are just stand around on a galleon doing nothing

[@MrSeniorwaffles]

I was just about to add that you forgot about the part where they run to the forums and complain, but you said it as soon as I started typing. Amazingly accurate I have never seen a game with so many crappy players

[@Trixster1313]

I love this video, best yet.

[@spacekingvids7496]

Funny story I joined a crew who was filled with a bunch of noobs and were only digging without a voyage and drinking

[@liamheaney6295]

Crying with laughter - literally! Everything was so true... I end up leaving when I see these type of species on my side!

[@Toaster1085.]

You forgot how senselessly bloodthirsty they are because every time I encounter a noobasapian they will try and kill me no matter what. “Oh my ships sinking? I should just keep firing because that will sink them and I will get tons of loot even though they just loaded the game!”

[@cardboardking577]

This video never gets old

[@jasonhatt4295]

My hands will be red forever after clapping for this beautiful piece of the Natural world which you have recorded for all eternity, I think you got a Noble prize coming for this Scientific Documentary. I almost drowned in tears.

[@jesusdmont02]

Accurate

[@jackmeriustacktheritrix]

This very acutely highlights the difference between a noob and a newb, a noob will always be a noob, it's engrained in their DNA.

[@Jehhgz]

When the pirate legend scene came on I instantly died 😂

[@v0id931]

TRUTH !!!

[@Bobbo303]

LOL this video had me weak. Keep It Falcore

[@Wraith-lr6vt]

the water bailing portion wqs so relatable, we spent literally 15 minutes A trying to convince him the water had to go over the rail and B be quick enough to bail the water before he did so it would actually go back into the ocean

[@samfrisby6135]

This was fantabulous!

[@zippin5450]

3 years later... 20th time I've seen this.. still absolute gold

[@magpet.]

I’m dying of laughter when they we’re “leaving” the outpost

[@BudRV]

Omg I'm crying lol trying to empty the water out lol rofl Putting the map in each others faces and the Captains like "I got this, you just stear"!

[@therussianpanda5211]

Just saw the new cursed sails trailer after watching this and 50% of the comments are just "yay barely any content" Nice documenatary btw make one about the only crew i meet, the one that always runs away. Love you falcore (hope not gay though)

[@CaptainThunder-Crash]

That was incredible!! So funny!!!

[@drakechaney5900]

Every SQEEEEKER EvER

[@zachf.3418]

Amazing video man. Absolutely loved it. This was hilarious!!!

[@hendu3679]

This documentary should be the only one in existence

[@jeremyoleary5788]

Plz continue the noob documentary, I would like to know more of the noobs Wipes tears away while laughing

[@Alfreder28272]

I’ve seen this a million times and it’s still funny

[@llsynthll9001]

This whole video cracked me up

[@diegodevars4618]

We need more! I would like to see a part 2 😂😂

[@skylerfisher4347]

What fascinating creatures. But I’m waiting for the episode on the terrifying Reaperemissaurus Douchebaggus.

[@deansmith9914]

This video gets better and better every time i watch this.. as soneone who has experience months sailing with these bunch of idiots.. if you want to sail with them.. i encourage you to join a open galleon..for example..today i played with three..one carried a chest..the other a snake... i carried a GP barrell..so i put it in a Crow nest..the noob decided to light it and drop it..it exploded and the ship started to sink..i repaired two holes than said to myself...what am i doing....all these months..nothing changed..i am still sailing with noobs and kids...i begged and pleaded to be on somebodys crew...i just stopped repairing and watch the water flooded..two of them... doing nothing....the ship sank...

[@Denisowator]

Pirate Legend: Random VR Chat player Noobasapian Pirataswannabe: Ugandan Knukles *pirate legend shows up* noobasapian pirataswannabe: do u know da wai?

[@VladPutan]

My friend has The Dark Adventurer jacket and the only reason he has it is because of me all he does is mess around, play his banjo and not pay any attention of nearby players so the Noobawannabe reminds me of him.

[@blakecandin1140]

The 4:55 to 5:02 had me rolling. Lmao! You timed that perfectly. Lololol!! 😆 😆 😆

[@kevinvangiesen9952]

LOL Noobasapian Pirataswannabe, I laughed quite bad there. XD Great video Falcore!