Return of the Record Breaking BABES | Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! | EP 15

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[@LuizHenriquePinho87]

Hey Babe Hey Babe

[@colleentetreault8794]

I mean with that in-stereo ad read, how could I do anything but check them out!

[@michiganrealty]

How do I become a sponsor?

[@ivandalvaradoo]

the ad read for headspace had me dying i’d be surprised if they still sponsor 😂😂

[@shelleymckenzie1964]

Chris says it's like saying someone cares about what underwear you have on... me undies "yeah we gotta pull back on this one"

[@karenlarkin923]

Hand to god (shoutout god) this pod has become my favorite

[@shelbyritchie4152]

Shoutout God, Shoutout Babes

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YO SHOUTOUT GOD AND SHOUTOUT YOU!!!!! YASSSSSS

[@ApocalypticSigns]

We know he's watching and reading the comments

[@PerforatedPaperboy]

Hahaha I died laughing

[@Chelsie399]

This made me laugh so hard

[@taylormcculler2675]

This podcast will have someone with adhd sit still. Topics are wild and out of left field. Lol

[@dialedmedia_]

I have ADHD and I only looked at my phone 3 times😂

[@isabellarussell4407]

It is honestly perfect for me😂

[@thegoldenpath326]

For real hahaha

[@charlottem.1477]

That’s me, lol

[@sophiebowes4119]

sal: throw one state at me chris: vermont sal: 👁👄👁

[@JG-jy7pe]

crying

[@paigeduffin4420]

@49:10

[@WackJallis]

The “birth control” bit with sal’s phone going off is fucking hilarious. I laugh every time.

[@jennifers.3818]

I don't get it. I must've missed that spot

[@katenutter]

@@jennifers.3818 6:18 Some women will set an alarm everyday for the same time to take their birth control consistently.

[@chefbrian26]

I love how Sal is always yelling "Suck it, Takash" to a 7yr old hahahaha

[@brillypedraza7461]

I agree!! I died a little lmao

[@JPatelLive]

@1:09:55 😂 😎 🖖🏾

[@gisellethequeen11207]

Can we get a double dose of Hey Babe every week? Thursday seems too long to wait 😩😂🥰🙃 Respectfully

[@PwnerforhighER]

That's why it's so good though, when you change the formula shit goes sideways

[@JPatelLive]

The Patreon, babe! 😄

[@007bogossemre007]

@@PwnerforhighER True ! Case in point: Krabby Patty. Don't change it when it works lol

[@kevinjpineda]

The Headspace ad is the only ad read I've ever sat through!

[@shampoofully7923]

Haha same

[@LikeigiveAFaboutU]

This is my first time hearing it. First time listener of this particular podcast.

[@th3madst3r46]

@Kevin meee toooo hahaha!

[@annashaw3084]

We need a podcast with their dads

[@NoPreshNetwork]

100% that will happen!

[@bellawilson3390]

It’ll be on the patreon 😂

[@yaboijacrispy70]

@@NoPreshNetwork it's been 9 months, give us that baby babes🙏

[@Junitunes]

@@NoPreshNetwork do it

[@Pretzils1031]

@@NoPreshNetwork PLEASE!!!!

[@Matt_LaLuz]

Pimp laughing in the background makes me laugh even more

[@tylerbrittan593]

Make no mistake, he’s certainly not Chrissy Cold Cuts.

[@juice8990]

I was / am with him but what changes my opinion is a good tomato, and lightly toasted bread. Sometimes the cold cuts can be too cold.

[@tylerbrittan593]

@@juice8990 Good point. A little bit of warmth/heat will save the day for cold cuts. Lol.

[@WeBkInZgIrL7o7]

Brilliant

[@tylerbrittan593]

@@WeBkInZgIrL7o7 I try. 💁🏻‍♂️

[@ashthomp97]

hes also not chrissy blm apparently so

[@tayhans1551]

That headspace ad read was 😘 chef’s kiss perfect. THE BEST PODCAST EVER!!!

[@danm2084]

I started dying laughing in my car halfway through it. Like it just hit me how ridiculous it was.

[@worthy0ne777]

Yo, I’m freaking out man.

[@Cinderbug21]

Right?! I normally skip the ads on all podcasts. Not this one!

[@KevinPierce93]

The headspace ad read is the only one I've never skipped. This is the way advertisers.

[@annettecervantes]

THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES

[@JessejesseJ]

HEY babe

[@chrisdcomedy]

ALWAYS!!!! THURSDAYS WITH THE BABES 4 LYFE

[@annettecervantes]

@@chrisdcomedy 4 LYFE

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSSSS!!!!!! BEST DAY OF THE WEEK!!!

[@JACKFIORILLO]

@@NoPreshNetwork Hey Babes to start my day, Impractical Jokers to end it

[@connormclaughlin6079]

Give whoever edits these a raise, not a big one, but a raise

[@tylercurtis6720]

The midday pickup I need on Thursday.

[@chrisdcomedy]

yassss!!!! LETS GET TO WERK!

[@kittylitter57]

Lfgggg

[@Bikinigirl05]

yesssssss

[@havnt3782]

Hey babe

[@tomking7039]

The most positive fan base on the internet.

[@susie7336]

Shout out posting fan base!

[@shawnmcvey7789]

Chris and Sal's chemistry makes peanut butter and chocolate look like Antifa and the Proud Boys.

[@chrisdcomedy]

WOW THATS A 10! KZbin COMMENT HALL OF FAME LOL

[@holdonasecondamigo599]

That's fuckin funnnnny 👌

[@zacharyvandyke1717]

Chris and Yanni were better. Sal and Chris are great too though

[@mjm5081]

Who?

[@zachhayes6684]

Sal just vibes with most people, he’s a chill dude

[@maruzencentral]

That was the best AD read i ever heard. Never change it. _Head space_

[@UrbanLegend2k11]

I just discovered this pod last week, and I watched them all. I'm all in!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSS!!!!

[@shelbyritchie4152]

Someone told me bologna is like a hot dog pancake and since i had to hear that, you all do too 💀💀💀

[@NoPreshNetwork]

OMFG THAT JUST BLEW MY MIND!!! D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G ILL NEVER EAT IT AGAIN....

[@danm2084]

I take it you dont eat hot dogs?

[@shelbyritchie4152]

@@danm2084 not really no lol

[@JP-rj1cd]

whoever said that doesn't love you

[@Thesilvercrayon]

That's 💯

[@chloem11]

That headspace ad made me feel like I was in a cult for a second.

[@gandar54]

Along with the video glitches I'm legitimately terrified

[@Kwestdaroc4]

You are. A yasss babe cult.

[@chloem11]

And today’s mantra is “yasss babeee yasss babeee yasss babbbbeee”

[@zeko1015]

Shoutout cults

[@LeviathanSpit]

Sometimes the cut away after someone talks is what sends me 😂😂

[@leoserafico8571]

I'm a simple woman, I see a No Presh Network notif, I click.

[@yaboii7210]

What’s your @

[@ericmariscal428]

@@yaboii7210 I respect the hustle my g

[@MlRAAK]

@@yaboii7210 Down to the core of the Earth huh

[@tylertruski6549]

“The cadaver you can disconnect from it because it’s just a body, but when it has its pubes and fingernails painted, you’re like wtf is going on.” -chrissy

[@johnrhonolds2081]

colored pubes, hmmm

[@schingh1973]

@@johnrhonolds2081 Can’t wait to see what they get in the mail.

[@gabbie3174]

I watch your pod every Thursday before work when I’m eating my chicken tendies. Love you, babes!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

SHOUT OUT CHICKEN TENDIES!

[@BethanFuckingRose]

“62,000 miles? I’m FIVE FOOT TEN!” When I say I *screamed*

[@laurenh5145]

I’m struggling with some anxiety at the moment but this podcast gives me an hour of laughs and peace x 👍

[@MrsParksIsInTheHouse]

I say we start a new trend at all coffee shops and bars - everyone start ordering AUNT EILEENS! Shout out Hey Babe!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

SEND US THE VIDEO OF THAT LOL YASSSSS

[@izwoods]

As an ilene who drinks black coffee I approve!

[@barter1070]

Sal “You’re not bologna curious?” Vulcano

[@megbellis5013]

The only podcast to even make the adds funny 😂

[@josef2012]

Tim Dillon Show,you're welcome. 😁

[@friendlyfire-yt]

@@josef2012 mmp

[@f0x845]

Tim Dillon, Duncan Trussell even funnier

[@fatbrat86]

Theo von. By far the best.

[@kibbles-m1n]

flagrant 2 sometimes

[@TheKaleighWelch]

I love that the editing of the show is almost like a 3rd host making everything funnier.

[@chocvixen]

I have had a rough week and this just made me feel so much better. I love these guys😊😍

[@chrisdcomedy]

LOVE YOU BABE!!!

[@ang3600]

I love how long these are

[@josephincarnate]

Perfecto 👌

[@jessipessi94]

I wanna be Sal when I grow up

[@chrisdcomedy]

ME TOO!

[@jessicabecktol8239]

Walking around constantly saying and singing Hey Babe to my family 😆 I love Thursdays because of you, babes 💕

[@PretENDOgolf]

That headspace read was the best ad read I've I've seen on a podcast😂🤣😂🤣

[@halesyt1692]

Imagine looking at their google search history. One second they’re lookin up “Throat bone” then suddenly “Was James Buchanan openly gay?”

[@brettamoroso9269]

dont forget ‘properties of mustard’

[@jennifers.3818]

The whole pod feels like to ADHD comedians just jumping from convo to convo with extremely different subjects and its best thing ever 😂😂😂

[@tkeid01]

Thursday is a terrible day. Thanks for making it better boys.

[@fatbrat86]

It’s been a bad weeeek. Been waiting every day.

[@cassidywhitley4577]

What's wrong with Thursdays?

[@rracks]

Sal seems like the uncle that’s tired of bailing you out but still does just to make sure you get home safe.

[@overcooked_chef]

chrissy taught me more in 5 minutes than the public education system taught me in 12 years...thanks babe

[@addie7500]

That headspace ad should’ve been Patreon content only, babes 😂

[@ColinCowe]

One of the best thing to happen through this Pandy is the meeting of these two mind's it works so well , thanks babes !

[@nicholaslangol8903]

I actually didn’t skip the headspace ad because it was that funny.

[@The_Great_Whodini]

The first ad I havent skipped through in longer than I cna remember

[@Elizabeth-ot3wh]

No words can explain how much this podcast has brightened up my lockdown days

[@NoPreshNetwork]

WE ARE HERE FOR YOU BABE!

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

I look forward to this podcast as much as "your moms house podcast" easily becoming one of my favorites

[@JAM-wt8xn]

Hey babe is the best podcast ever, no doubt about it

[@mrmikeydee88]

The fact that this video has less than 4k views is disturbing. More people need to know about this podcast. I LOVE Y'ALL!

[@SinCityDarkKnight]

It was out 2 hours before you posted this which is in the middle of the day in North America which is the predominant demographic I believe. Now there's 38,000 which is awesome I agree with you this is the best fucking podcast ever!

[@skato7291]

I have barely seen any Impractical Jokers but just from this and Taste Buds, i really love sal. So entertaining and he gets heated

[@videoj4281]

Calm down babe we have day jobs

[@leytonjuarez6785]

Hey Babe, Relax. You commented shortly after it dropped.

[@roymakescomics]

109k views in 2 days! That's beyond viral. Relax, don't be afraid. You just came too early babe.

[@mylifeinaburger9556]

THE CGI ROACHES PLEASEEEEEE IM DYINGGGGG

[@illuminatusquis5909]

"Your dabbling in boot drinking now???" 🤣

[@mgrowbee]

I NEVER listen to ads on podcasts. I do on this one. Everything about this is amazing

[@UnwiseWings0973]

The Babes are back again! Can't wait to watch this tonight. Best podcast ever!

[@chefhernjr4349]

I’ve become obsessed with this pod. Chris and Sal are golden together. Also I love all the shout outs they have me dying.

[@felixrubinstein4093]

TiTi Jerry needs to be a guest on Hey Babe ASAP 10/10 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@chrisdcomedy]

THIS WILL HAPPEN BABE!

[@Directorschair553]

Titi Jerry is legit one of the most genuine people I’ve ever seen on a Podcast!

[@kmgonzalez87]

Hey Babe! This is the best podcast I never knew I needed ! Best pick me up to hear Chris story tell and Sal’s laugh and facial expressions give me life!

[@letsgivethisago]

These guys do the best ADS !! This is the only podcast where I don’t skip over the ads 😂😂😂😂

[@christycockrell5419]

I’m still here to point out that we have still not yet heard the David Blaine story from Chris...maybe 5 episodes ago! Come onnnnn!! I wanna hear it!

[@sagedotson542]

The Tim Dillon impersonation is spot on!

[@teresawright4748]

I started watching that episode like 25 and decided to go back to the beginning and start from square one… Not disappointed at all!!!!!!❤️💕

[@aliciaeichmann6224]

The best birthday gift is to wake up to a Hey Babe Podcast episode!

[@chrisdcomedy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOU BETTER GET UP AND DANCE TO THAT HEY BABE THEME SONG TODAY!! YAASSSSSS

[@dayydw]

HBD Babe!

[@crucis8250]

Happy birthday!

[@Aztro_3000]

Birthday babe

[@buffchic13]

Oh man. You guys got me hooked. I watch the podcast and then later on in the week, I listen. Love this! ❤❤❤

[@libbyeddahbi8667]

When he said Vermont I couldn’t even think of a single city that exists there let alone the capitol 😂

[@2EyedStuke]

Love watching these podcasts while I take care of my little babe 🍼👶🏻 great way to start the day, haven’t missed an episode yet.

[@DRlFTIN]

BABE, babe. This is my favorite podcast.

[@lovepinkzerbra]

You babes break the world record for best podcast. Seriously. You make my Thursday’s brighter ☀️

[@brandimhancock]

Thank u for uploading these so early babes 😫😘😘💛

[@PatchGuitar1]

In my humble opinion 24:10, Sal’s reaction to Chrissy Cadaver is the BEST shot of the whole ep

[@everythingchangessss]

These two are just a delight .

[@jessicawojewski9177]

Thursday’s are my favorite days. I live for hey babe now ❤️

[@alysaporter170]

Just signed up for headspace ONLY because that ad was amazing!

[@tristenplummer7060]

Thoroughly enjoy this podcast. I've been watching several podcasts by comedians for a while, few years at least, and I think you guys have it. Casual and hilarious yet informative. Keep it up.

[@kimberlymarie3775]

Literally I cut the tip of my finger off with a mandalin trying to slice cucumbers....the accuracy of Sal explaining it not bleeding at first and then the pain is so accurate 😂😂

[@williammarchand253]

My friend cut off the tip of his finger working in a deli cause he literally had to clean the machine after someone ordered the same meat they were talking about😂

[@emmaleeviola]

This is the only podcast I actually look forward to watching and listening to!❤️

[@boland73]

I always forget Chrissy Chaos is a really smart dude with a PhD until he breaks out all this knowledge. His current career couldn't be further away from what he did in college 😂😂

[@Itzmonday1]

I never thought I’d like sal from impractical jokers more then joe but here we are Chris an sal make great conversations love it

[@brandonpratoprato7383]

As a guy from Staten Island, this podcast just seems like me and my buddies talking! Thank you to this fn Babes for giving us this amazing Pod

[@NoPreshNetwork]

APPRECIATE YOU CUZ!!! SPREAD THE WORD!

[@davidthompson5669]

You guys are magic together....you both keep the comedy rolling and I genuinely enjoy listening....you rock!

[@curtisling8246]

The ending of this made me bust, Sal was like Macho man Randy Savage when they broke 30 seconds 😂

[@jamiedavison8118]

I'M ROLLING AT THE HEADSPACE AD READ HAHAHAHAHAHA THEM READING EVERY WORD AND AT THE SAME TIME IS THE GRADE 3 BOOK REPORT I NEVER ASKED FOR

[@hanhannn65]

the only ad we've ever watched in full

[@ookyspooks3078]

Been waiting for a new episode!!! So excited!

[@jessejohnson8562]

CHRISSY D! "I can feel the pain in my butt" You get that too? If someone describes certain pain or discomfort I literally feel it in my ass, I've never met anyone else who suffers from "Ass empathy" as I call it. I still remember in preschool a girl described hurting herself during show and tell and i told the teacher it made my but hurt so they put me in time out, thats when I first learned about this underwhelming superpower.

[@korypurcell810]

Legit am a huge fan of both of these guys now and so pumped for the Patreon and future of these guys. SHOUT OUT TO HOMELESS PIMP greatest video editing and funny zooms and effects. Happy to be part of the babes.

[@SammStrom]

Growing up in San Antonio, the whole Riverwalk/Alamo portion had me dying. I never thought about how weird it is that The Alamo and Ripleys are across from each other. AND the mall is directly behind it.

[@jackstaming]

I love Thursdays now. You guys are the best.

[@Tahanasir]

I dont think HeadSpace is gonna send that check over guys...

[@khadeim]

Yep this is officially my favourite go to podcast, thank you babes!

[@chrisdcomedy]

APPRECIATE YOU BABE!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YASSSSSSSS

[@Mrs_Small]

I have Lupus & just paused to tell you I spit out my drink at Sauls Lupus reference😭 first spit-take of my life💀

[@Elizabethschaefer25624]

I have Lupus too and this by far the funniest reference ever!

[@xnxtlvlx4194]

wow for the first time I didn't skip the headspace ad! These guys are genius! lol

[@lesliecrashh]

THE ROACHES SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME THANKS BABES

[@JustAlley]

I SCROLLED FOR A COMMENT SAYING THIS, I LITERALLY YELPED

[@lesliecrashh]

@@JustAlley slight heart attack but no biggie 🥲

[@Chloeschmoe]

Lost my grandad today came on KZbin to see a new episode! This has truly brightened up my day ❤️

[@imago_mothtoya]

I have also never had a piece of bologna. I thought I was the only one!

[@Sprinklespritz]

Make no mistake I have been waiting for this!!

[@W4jR4JH8UG0DgFh]

"I'm just the holder." -Chrissy Carpenter

[@vampiragirl210]

I’m from San Antonio!!! Love you guys hope y’all come back some day!!!

[@bellabeauty1118]

I don’t ever buy anyone’s merch no offense it’s nothing personal I just don’t but I would 100% buy hey babe merch and think it needs to be a thing a nice hey babe hoodie could do some good in this world

[@chasetester740]

Rough day. Much better now that I’m listening to these babes

[@connor9207]

That ad read was straight out of the shining

[@savannahsmith7025]

what i look forward to every week 🤘🏼LOVE YOU GUYS

[@erintheokay]

In 50% of strangulations and 27% of hangings, hyoid fractures occur. Chris is the king of, "Here's a fact I absolutely know for certain. Google it." *Googles* "Okay, so I was close. 🤣