Undercover Vegetarian | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 44

[@Blooperman122334]

The commitment to the Tom Brady bit is borderline impressive at this point.

[@susanmwai5428]

literally 😂

[@poopybody1469]

Shout out to Tom Brady

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

We’d be remiss to not mention Paddy M’Homes

[@Saternoc]

I didn't realize this was a bit for the longest time. I thought they were prerecorded while Chris was out in LA.

[@alliebiondo5152]

As a KC fan I love it!

[@ToughLuckHaze]

“Your boy just straight palmed chicken out of the fryer” TOOK ME OUT OMG 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@LivLearnsLife]

It's fun listening to Chrissy because sometimes he unleashes the most incredible facts and sometimes he unleashes the most incredible facts which it turns out he's just made up.

[@andrewholland21]

Every promo Chris does with his webcam looks like he’s in the nicest Iraqi prison.

[@POV18]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I died cuz I didn't wanna say it...but it does. He got VIP.

[@Deebeez716]

That comment was not only hilarious it was brilliant . If you're not a comedy writer you need to be one ASAP 😉

[@christim1252]

@@Deebeez716 easy, what r u tryin to get in his pants? It was one comment.

[@Deebeez716]

@@christim1252 That comment was not only hilarious, it was brilliant. You should be a comedy writer too. 😆

[@roberthart3991]

This episode had me in stitches the whole damn time, my neighbors must think I'm nuts. Shout out apartments!!!

[@TXUSMADE001]

Neighbors probably watching too and we now they are. Shout out ur neighbors lol

[@lisakukla459]

Shout out noise complaints!

[@Listarded]

I love the adhd of the babes. Going from a serious topic like JFK conspiracies to figuring out dorthys name is only found on hey babe

[@zoso1up]

That's why it's one of the only pods I watch great stuff

[@katew1357]

the ruby bit made me scream, chrissy trying to put ruby and dorothy together

[@Cameron1994]

Am I the only one who checks how much time is left whenever one of them starts telling a long story, so that I don’t get “this has been hey babe” ‘d?

[@MR-pc9jd]

You are not alone

[@fomes]

We’re all in this together babes

[@lovingthelessloved3679]

No, that ruins the fun of it!!!

[@tarapitts7649]

Homeless pimps background laughs are an instant burst of serotonin 😂, Keep it up babes !!

[@jakebalkema1122]

The fact sal hasn’t mentioned being a vegetarian on tastebuds is throwing me for a freaking loop

[@luciferigno408]

Not a "strict" vegetarian. He will occasionally eat chicken. And sometimes beef...and pork. Again, not a "strict" vegetarian.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@luciferigno408 which means he tries to not eat meat until he starts feeling like crap and gives in mid day.

[@dontscotty11295]

Do you think he would let Derosa know that? Lmao He would get torn a new one

[@Saternoc]

I could tell he has altruistic characteristics and respect that he tried to be a vegetarian out of respect to animals.

[@amandathompson6964]

as a kentucky resident, hearing Chrissy repeat "Yum Yum Center" until he's corrected by Google has me in tears; also yall need to come to the Yum Center together now lmao

[@davidjacquez965]

Sal, babe, you're a Bonfire alum. How can your B's be blown off by Chester Hanks?!?! C'mon babe...

[@austinlowry6760]

Yes would love for the guys to come to the city

[@itsmewangle9030]

As a Louisville resident, I'd be more than happy to put Chrissy and Sally Babes up in my 1 bedroom apartment. Shout out to 1 bedroom apartments. Shout out Louisville. Shout out shout outs.

[@Deebeez716]

35:02-44:15 Sal's bad experience at a Wendy's driv thru was the highlight of this episode for me. Love how many people here looked up the Wendy's in Monticello, NY afterwards.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I'd like to try and put into words how much I've been enjoying this podcast during quarantine, but I'm not good with words. But here goes........... And this has been Hey Babe!!!!

[@Stbuster31]

Quarantine?

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@Stbuster31 broken spell check. And I'm gonna keep it. Lol

[@Samuel-qn5yd]

Literally the amount of references to prior episodes, shortening of words/terms, shoutouts, and Tom Brady shoutouts make this the best thing ever

[@zodiacblack]

I’m a 19 year old college student so unfortunately at this point eating McDonald’s alone in the parking lot is an extremely good day for me 😂

[@Justin-ns5lp]

the peace that comes from eating alone in ur car is unmatched lmao

[@malcolmshane3039]

I’ve literally stayed in nice hotel rooms and missed the comfort of my car driver seat and phone on the dash playing Chrissy

[@LiLKK713PB]

Nothing like a good meal in the car with a podcast on just chilling on break!

[@katew1357]

i am 28 and that is a good day for me too :')

[@LuckyLuch1]

It gets beterr.. who am I kidding, no it doesn't.

[@jayw.7050]

“There’s no terms applying and nothings changing” The babes have the best ad reads in the game!!

[@mdb_savage9922]

You don’t fast forward through the ads lmao

[@yaboycapone1996]

Wtf is wrong with u. U watch the ads ??? Shits so annoying and long

[@katew1357]

came to the comments looking for this, i am crying!!

[@kimberlycarter3540]

I so look forward to see what song they sing "Hey Babe" to In the intros! Hilarious!!!

[@tayzer123]

“Shout out people that look slow. Shout out people with an IQ under 100” I literally busted out laughing at my desk jfc

[@raquelf5891]

Just sat down with my bacon egg and cheese and got notified of the new ep. It's a good morning babes

[@ohoward512]

More importantly, Taco or sandwich?

[@waynegretzkyy]

That throwback intro🔥🔥 Sean Paul is fine, and so is every babe that listens to this pod. Edit- I had the SAME reaction when I found out Chinese Jamaicans were a thing 😂😂

[@bagjuicemami]

Some of us are Indian & even white too. “Out of many, one people.”

[@waynegretzkyy]

@@bagjuicemami I knew that cause of Sean Paul and alborosie 😂 but the first time I heard of Chinese Jamaican was when I met them - I was in shock !

[@POV18]

Pimpys parents allowed him to create his own path and now he's making more than half of college students that graduated. I say they did a good job lol no jail for them.

[@yaboycapone1996]

Cool story man

[@rbradt1]

How much does pimp make per episode?

[@d2barbaro]

^^^ Of course the guy who can’t come up with an original comeback would hate on a comment praising homeless pimp’s trail blazing

[@Deebeez716]

Very happy outcome for the Pimp

[@etangbose4755]

@@d2barbaro pimps a fucking g

[@amandafung3566]

Omg as a Chinese West Indian the opening to this was amazing. If Chris and Sal heard my Asian grandma talk their balls would be blown off 😂😂🤣

[@laurengordon407]

Chris has asked what the gmail is so many times now, I answered him when he said "what's the gmail?"

[@joliedianedwyer]

SAME

[@nicolerugnetta2906]

Thank you so much for what you do. I recently had a very scary procedure done and I was listening to you guys and was lau ghing the whole time..you helped me get through! Thank you again!

[@ohoward512]

I’m alone in my closest watching this so my gf doesn’t think I’m gay

[@basketkaes]

just yell out "Shout out Tom Brady" every few minutes, she'll think your watching sports ;)

[@ohoward512]

@@basketkaes genius!

[@HF1.0]

I mean if you’re in the closet….😂

[@ohoward512]

@@HF1.0 😉 bingo. Halloween gets it ...

[@StevenM801]

be in the fog babe

[@FromTheRootsToTheCrown]

Man I've got so much anxiety built up this entire month.. one if those months where stuff is piling and piling and you feel you can't get ahead and it's always something .. if I told people what's happened in the last 30 days they'd think I had to be lying... I swear to God this is the only thing that's made me smile every week . Thank you guys for taking the time to do this podcast

[@krislynstock1417]

Sal”you don’t just go from 0 to Jamaican”💀

[@ChristaPenley]

The Wendy’s hand guy reminds me of Scary Movie 3 guy with the fucked up hand that just plows his hand into a bowl of skoopski potatoes.

[@guyledouche6039]

My Germs!

[@jonjaquez]

Scry movie 2 but yes

[@aryabhatt9682]

I live there

[@ChristaPenley]

YEAH GOT IT. SCARY FUCKING MOVIE 2.

[@ChristaPenley]

@Cade lmfao my bad hahaha I was having a moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣 someone already corrected me and then you said it and by the time you corrected me, I was already pissed at something else. My apologies, babe. 🤣🤣🥰

[@lmsjb3]

You guys should mention that the podcast can be watched on KZbin! Or put it in description of podcast on iTunes. I didn’t know until like 3 months later!

[@brianakennedy1594]

Sal’s laugh sounds like Curious George 😂😂😭😭

[@briandraisey1999]

I always thought diddy kong

[@erikarivard9110]

Dark side of the moon you hit play when the MGM Lion roars the 3rd time in the opening credits. 😉 did that alot back in the day lol. 🤣🤣

[@uklady331]

I'm new to this podcast. And I'm in love with the babes!!! They are engaging, funny and the new york accents..."chefs kiss 💋 " all the way from rainy England 🇬🇧

[@parkerswaxmuseum3746]

Hey babe!

[@uklady331]

@@parkerswaxmuseum3746 hey babe 😁

[@monsieurdildo]

Hey from Australia, oh great and humble ruler! 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

[@uklady331]

@@monsieurdildo 😂😂😂

[@MrsParksIsInTheHouse]

Welcome to the Hey Babe Family! These guys are my favorite thing about Thursdays! 😊

[@fatgabeslays]

If they call Dorthy “DARTHy” one more time I’m going to lose my shit

[@luketesterman5425]

Pimp's audible groan of utter disappointment sent me at 36:57

[@connorpratz9025]

Hey babe literally cures my anxiety, idk why because I’ve never attached to 2 people I’ve never meet before. 3rd run through the entire pod.

[@andthe2become1flesh93]

This is my life! Googling as I'm talking to someone or watching someone, going down a rabbit hole and trying to make connections.

[@Hoorayforjk]

The reviews under that Wendy’s are bananas. 😩😩

[@badabing2302]

This shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S !

[@nadsnotredame]

Chrissy: never really did anything gay Also Chrissy: served an all sport to a naked roger federer

[@jamhorne]

This is the BEST INTRO SO FAR 😂😂😂

[@Garblegox]

As someone who works in a kitchen, Sal, everyone puts their bare hands on your food.

[@filthyfrank.5]

Not the place I work at bud. Shameful

[@bagjuicemami]

Lol as a Jamaican… this intro is killing meeeee 😭😭😭😭

[@DanaBoomhower]

I thought FOR SURE the tennis story was going to end with “this has been hey babe”

[@SpaceAtomz]

“14 inch sniper rifle bullets” COME ON CHRISSY😂

[@MckailaShiloh]

People in Monticello are just different 😂 I'm in Middletown and would love to bump into the Babes anytime they're in Orange County.

[@Magnicifent]

What state? Apparently there are multiple Monticello’s

[@MckailaShiloh]

@@Magnicifent NY lol Sal is up here all the time. Most of the Jokers are, actually.

[@JaySuave427]

Facts I’m in beacon ny and go to the casino up there

[@bunbun678]

“You don’t just go 0 to Jamaican” 😂 funniest line in the whole podcast. 9:25

[@courtneygraves408]

Thank you Babes for getting me through every week❤️

[@annemrivera]

“Shout out dummies” took me TF OUT 🤣🤣

[@carley7342]

Being from louisville hearing y’all shout out the YUM center made me lol so hard

[@TheCookiecupcakes]

Great show guys! That Wendys story... wow. Good on you Sal for keeping your composure throughout that experience.

[@celestedanae8163]

The anxiety Tuesday pull over?! I need!!

[@gangstaflamingo]

46:15 silly geesi'' Reminds me of that one helixsleep ad on hyenas were he says baby gorgi 😂

[@StadiumHandz]

Bbygorgeous

[@kattah]

Go full Chet Hanks and call someone a bakkalamo in the grocery store, got it.

[@fomes]

LOL that spelling is on point

[@sarac1118]

Gotta thank Doug Bell for introducing the world to Sal Vulcano (and ultimately Chrissy D and everyone from impractical jokers). If it wasn’t for Doug I wouldn’t enjoy so much of life. Thanks Doug Bell 🔔. “Fly high and stay golden”

[@guyledouche6039]

Fawk yeah homerun

[@twoteffts6562]

BUGGY DELL

[@hepoppinthat7237]

The Monticello McDonald’s is my local McDonald’s and I would not put that past them lol omg

[@AlejandroGomez-tr1kn]

“He had you know.. 2 twelve to 14 inch sniper rifle bullets in the back of his head.” You know s’little about guns but it’s okay Chrissy I love you it’s at 16:00 btw this comes up in conversation , just thought it was hilarious.

[@angeloberardi5834]

Sal and Chris have become two of my favorite people

[@Deebeez716]

At 18:20 Chrissy sounded a bit like the infamous "What does that mean" guy from the Impractical Jokers episode where Q was trying to shake a stranger's hand. 😂

[@twosret2210]

I swear I live for pimpy's laugh🥰🤣🤣🤣💗

[@alecphillips9997]

You guys friendship is sustaining me as a person, best pod around stay golden babes

[@Pnda4500]

Caught the Ruby Soho line there Sal, ya mark

[@machine4589]

I used to live near Monticello NY, can confirm that place is quite gross

[@Mommieandg]

Lots of Hasidic’s that area. I was from north Jersey on the border of Rockland County, I always remember hearing of Monsey and Monticello having a large population there

[@teresawright4748]

Yep!! I’m about 45min from there..... and it’s HORRIBLE!!!!!

[@melodybeaty9269]

I NEED THAT YELLOW SWEATSHIRT CHRIS, GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT TO ME NOW

[@truerambler]

Babes gone wild 🔥

[@atomikbomber7404]

I only have one question for Sal and its... what happened to the "What say you?" Podcast with Q? If it was a personal thing then don't mind this, just a curious fan. Love u, Chris, Joe, and all the jokers, much love.

[@Angellaye]

A lot of Chinese/Asians migrate to places in the Caribbean esp Jamaica. I think Jamaica now has up to 2nd generation Asians. Actually common now

[@bagjuicemami]

Also through indentured servitude after slavery was outlawed back in the 1800s.

[@Angellaye]

@@bagjuicemami in Caribbean history I learnt that indentured slaves mostly came from India. I could be wrong in terms of Jamaica specifically though. But I’m aware of Chinese recently (20 yr) migrating to Caribbean countries for a better life and to escape the one child per couple laws, esp as their country is overpopulated

[@bagjuicemami]

@@Angellaye Now you’re aware that some have been in Jamaica much longer than that (since 1854, specifically)! You’re right about indentured servants also having been taken from India too, though.

[@4nnunaki]

"shoutout dummies" im weak!!!!

[@floodtheland]

Sally Babe's description of his Wendy's encounter is fantastic.

[@merrewyn]

Yesss shout out more Rhode Island stuff, Chrissy! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Kabelon]

"Roger Federer's D&B" killed me... Thanks for the fun, babes!

[@wateronfeathers]

When Sal said “Hanksy panksy” I fell just a little deeper in love with him ♥️

[@kelseyparkinson9541]

I love watching the babes watch pimp google things.. so pure

[@Jking8847]

I walked through a drive through a few months ago. And it was a Wendy's. And I loved Every, Fuckin, Bite. 😂

[@terrestrialsoup]

Colin Hanks best role is in Freddy Got Fingered. The most underrated movie on rotten tomatoes.

[@erinsiegel7670]

When Sal and Chris started sharing stories I kept checking the time left. I didn’t wanna be hit with the “and this has been hey babe”

[@brighidquinn9578]

"the muchkins were getting ripped on set" i fucking died hahahahaha

[@boysdownsouth]

37:38 It’s so funny when Sal says “sheen” 😂

[@elizabethnauta8474]

Whoa. I work at a restaurant in GR, Michigan right next door to the Van Andel Arena and am about to head in to work the Dan and Shay concert.

[@Chief_Ten_Bears]

That Sean Paul intro lodged that song in my head for the whole ass day

[@zhara9741]

I gained 20 lbs first semester of Wagner college due to the Staten Island food!! I miss it so much. A chicken little, pepperoni rolls, vodka pasta, vodka pasta. On and onnnn.. Lost it all when I came back home in MO! I would love wait over home breaks ha!

[@zhara9741]

Can you all do a fan tour on Staten???? Please!

[@moec6164]

Hey Babes. Chrissy looks comfy wumfy in that merch!! I want it!!!

[@aeccesbts]

I grew up as Monticello being our version of the big city so that story is hilariously spot on.

[@tayzer123]

“Shout out Shit Queen” LMAOOOO

[@konkelkent]

Just thought about it, But that shot to JFK's head, has got to be the best shot in history, no one knew where it was coming from, To hit a head with the kinds of weapons they had back then, WHILE MOVING. is just an insanely good shot, because if it misses its all over. its actually insane.

[@raramcgee4982]

If you really think about his face would be between his legs or at least hunched over. Not go back and to the left.

[@Eblis840]

@@raramcgee4982 how'd he get shot in the back of the head but his brain 🧠 also came out the back? I think Harvey was the Patsy/ sound distraction, and two other vantage points took the shot... How's this magic bullet conspiracy even still a thing...

[@Eblis840]

@@raramcgee4982 I've heard it was a Russian sharp shooter on top of s building and a Italian mobster in a Strom drain...who knows...

[@ironman4122]

Watch the movie JFK if you haven’t, shout out Kevin Costner, back and to the left!

[@Eralen00]

The range wasn't that long and I believe he did miss. Been a while since I've seen the film but I believe there were 2 shots that missed the target preceeding the fatal one. The car was also moving pretty slowly. Any decent marksman could have made that shot.

[@brittanykillen7754]

I love hey babe "hey babes"

[@jamcity29]

Sal not being able to understand a 4for4 is hilarious! 🤣

[@andrewmangaming7022]

Great Episode Sal’s drive thru story is so funny

[@brookebishop731]

tears are about to stream down my face at work at this wendy’s story 😂😂

[@ulian09]

"shoutout looking like your slow but your not" lmaoo

[@ashleypeters2360]

Inside alone!!! Eating in a car with my man no matter what it is.. it’s a vibe.

[@amandameintser6311]

My favorite poddy woddy 🥰🥰🥰

[@stevelafave560]

"Shout out dummies." -Chrissy Chaos shouting himself out.

[@mikeputzu7329]

So excited for Baltimore tomorrow babe!!

[@montyjackson69]

46:44 Chris thinks he's quoting Sean Paul but pretty sure it was Daddy Yankee lmao!

[@mnicp95]

Shoutout the babes for absolutely KILLING it in Baltimore!

[@taylorwinston3155]

I live by Monticello and can attest it’s the worst Wendy. People normally travel to the one 15 minutes away to avoid it. I’m sharing this with the Wendy lol

[@margaritanewyork1033]

Wendy

[@Samuel-qn5yd]

Literally the greatest pod of all time

[@drgonzo1971]

According to a recent interview on Channel 5, Chet Hanks was dating a Jamaican woman at the time and learned all the slang and accent from her

[@JordanM1630]

When Chris said 12 to 14 inch sniper rounds I knew the man has never owned or shot a gun😂😂

[@charlesvail4903]

The jack ruby bit was the funniest and dumbest 3 minutes ever

[@elianamanriquez4122]

The line of reasoning they coursed through made my adhd feel so good

[@KSpeagsBby]

@@elianamanriquez4122 SAME

[@StasisOmaha]

The Dark side of Oz thing is awesome. The best way to line it up is.. As the MGM lion Roars for the THIRD time, hit Play on the Pink Floyd album.

[@mattj340]

Eating and driving and texting and driving is how you make sure your driving skills are up to par