Full Blown Artistic - Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! - EP 10

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[@devontamosley4487]

Hey babe, sorry for your loss, Sal. May your fish rest in peace. #LEGITBOSS #sleepingwiththefishes

[@Nutpackk]

Hey babe really like the angles camera work on point this is a killer epi

[@LiamDTurner]

these shocked close-up shots are PRICELESS! !

[@jrbird1983]

i watched today just for the goldfish

[@melive872]

44:00 HELP what word did you say, SAL?? when talking about your painting supplies??

[@kayleyxoxox]

"It's tupper, babe. It always has been, always will be." 😂😂

[@mattnara4917]

Such a great line! Sal has some great one liners 😂

[@randylahey5463]

This was like five minutes in. This might be the best podcast ever.

[@uguess94]

4:00 time stamp for everyone

[@danielabanuelos8645]

Time stamp?

[@katelynnmcadarra155]

@@uguess94 bless you

[@ballislifesouth]

“Wrong”

[@Demonsword51]

Sal: traumatized Chris: Plugging live show and new podcast

[@Aschhhh]

Toni pouring her heart and soul into the painting: Sal and Chris: she’s full blown artistic

[@tonicassis619]

I should be in school for my artism

[@CivilWarz]

I'm on the spectrum babe

[@andrewluce5264]

@@tonicassis619 Toni babes!!!

[@ChuckDuncan]

By 8 minutes this was clearly the best podcast ever recorded.

[@joshkennedy2121]

They haven’t missed yet. I’m in love.

[@rasengan580]

You haven’t heard the last ten years of Tell Em Steve Dave featuring impractical jokers Brian Quinn. The best podcast ever, it’s weird to hear Quinn before IJ was on tv.

[@Big-G-214]

When Chris said “I’m gonna be honest....I don’t give a fuck about that fish” 😂😂

[@Saserino]

Why does it feel like chris has lived 10 lives each time he tells a story.

[@CollinThomasEverett]

36 years is a long time to experience a lot, if you live it right.

[@JoshuaSmith-gm8ym]

The kids screwed in!

[@jibba1681]

He makes every story funny

[@TomHardysUglierYoungerBrother]

Chrissy Countless Lives Lived

[@JPatelLive]

Chrissie Cat!? 😻😹

[@davidsaavedra2326]

04:12 starts "tupperware" part :)

[@scoutzone925]

THANK YOU

[@cassandra6315]

i cant believe that became a sound on tiktok lmaoooo

[@mireyaguzman4172]

Does anybody else wanna give Sal the biggest hug after the end of this episode? Rest In Peace 5 cent fish 🕊

[@FezzieWigs]

Yes! I would feel the same exhuming my last fish, Sexy Jawline Guy. That reaction was genuine and absolutely earned a hug.

[@judybooth1993]

“Big-shark-hug” Sal....although it was only a Goldfish 😉

[@nietzschesno-things523]

5 cent fish would be a great name for a ska band, or a 50 cent cover band that does Phish style covers and rap

[@angiegonzalez52311]

Chris: “We would shit in a garbage can” Sal: _______________ The zoom into Sal’s face 😂😂😂 I love it

[@jefftaf6361]

The fact that they added a small box on the upper right that just highlighted his eyes was fucking golden!!

[@Vinceoberle69]

One of the best moments

[@angiegonzalez52311]

@@Vinceoberle69 replayed about 14 times

[@Vinceoberle69]

@@angiegonzalez52311 Tots agree lol

[@ihateithere87]

Aww Sal talking about his fish was the sweetest. What a good heart babe

[@UncleDeadly1031]

More like the kid's a stone cold flamin' FF out of touch with reality. It's a fish. It is what it is.

[@ihateithere87]

@@UncleDeadly1031 some people respect life, any life, a lot more. IT JUST IS WHAT IT IS CUZ

[@sirwhodison]

@@ihateithere87 respect

[@joshkennedy2121]

The world would be a better place if we all enjoyed each other like these two. God bless them.

[@Paulturgeist]

Don't sell yourselves short, babes. You are two of the most artistic guys I know.

[@rieskimo]

Full blown, babe.

[@chrisdcomedy]

RIP 5 CENT FISH!!!!!! WE ARE GONNA HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FUNERAL ON THE PATREON ONCE IT LAUNCHES! YAASSSSSSS GOD WE ARE CAYUTE YAAASSSSS

[@HeisntLegend]

I'll give you 5 bucks to eat that fish Chrissy. Come on you know you want to.

[@DanielDanger420]

Whoa. That's actually Chris. I was reading the comment like "Psh. Lookit this fucking gaboon here. Fucking mook acting like History Hyenas... Oh! Shit... Oops!"

[@cosmicaf3012]

Gonna play Boyz to Men "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye" or "Wind Beneath my Wings"?

[@ferociousfrankie]

@@DanielDanger420 I doubt it, either Pimp or Venetia.

[@HeisntLegend]

@chrisdcomedy also on a semi serious note because I don't have social media and this is the only way you might read something I write, I performed stand up at my first open mic ever last night to 14 drunkards at a bar in a town of 3000 people, and I bombed. I bombed so hard. The bartender at one point stopped making a guys drink to make a point of staring at me angrily until I noticed her, which I did, forgot my punchline, turned slightly, and knocked my drink off the stool next to me shattering the glass. It was the biggest laugh I got in my whole set. And maybe I'm fucking insane, but I absolutely cannot wait to do it again. Hopefully with less property damage next time. All of this is just to say thank you for being the comedian who gave me the push I needed to try it myself, I've been obsessed with stand up for as long as I can remember, but up until discovering you I never had the balls to try. And now that I have, I'm fuckin hooked. So from the bottom of my heart, thank you Chrissy D.

[@shawnmcvey7789]

The editing on this podcast is *perfect* The zoom in on Sal's face and the captions for "Tub O Ware" were hilarious.

[@elijahcee4676]

You gotta check out Podcast but Outside, their edits are god tier

[@susie7336]

Sal keeps telling Fish he’s sorry, and it’s heartbreaking and hilarious at the same time.

[@jonnyincomox]

Sal's literally speechless, and Chrissy just starts doing his plugs!! 😂😂

[@edwinfrancisco8116]

I was dying from laughter 🤣

[@pareja90210]

Hahahahahahaha omfg

[@mcass302]

I come here every week to see the shock and awe on Sal's face when he hears a new story

[@kbtrekkie]

Sal's voice one octave higher "why not always." I'm crying laughing! 😂 Officially my favorite episode!

[@sarahwiesbrook1960]

The whole artistic bit was hilarious, I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile 🤣

[@daleoriane6974]

omg me too im dying

[@daleoriane6974]

artism

[@jonathonlankford]

I was crying hahahah

[@nickcenter3988]

We need a time stamp for it!

[@ronnibriannebelser]

me trying to figure out when they’re talking about art and when they’re talking about autism

[@maddiestephenson6318]

“That’s interesting because that is tequila” 💀💀💀

[@johnblanchard2520]

@4:15 “Tuberware”, the look on Chrissy Chaos’ face when he learns the truth! Classic!

[@davidosorio4249]

The unveiling of the fish is the best thing in podcast history since RPC was contacted on YMH. Bravo gents. 👏

[@lisasteigerwald6033]

I love how the “Legit Boss” rings go unaddressed LOL This may be premature because I’m only halfway through the episode but even the fact that they’ve gotten this far without mentioning them is amazing 😆

[@emilygotowiec3846]

spoiler alert: they are never addressed

[@AnimalFeaturesTV]

Just like the pillows from the episode before 😂

[@TheBibster17]

The close up on Sals face when Chrissy talks about his childhood bathroom experiences 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChelsieG90]

Oh my god. As a *former* listener of “what say you” this fish unveiling was truly unbelievable

[@cassandra6315]

omg what say youuuu

[@JesseDiebolt]

I KNOW I can’t believe we have reached this moment in history.

[@vanessawilliams1313]

Yes what say you was so long ago and they talked about the fish back then. They also talked about the black and tan date he had. Lol

[@paulsweet2469]

What about when he talked about it on Midevenings with Jay miller?

[@OHLE312]

Taking it back

[@samkatz6421]

The tupperware bit has 4 million views on tiktok right now. WE MADE IT BABES!!!!!

[@jonathann2717]

"Are you mortified or can you shake it off?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@amandabfa]

I physically can't see through the tears watching sal deliver his reaction to Chrissy-pee-pees description of his childhood bathroom routines. I'm dead from this conversation. Please do this pod cast EVERY FUCKING DAY! I need you both in my life more than once a week.

[@PoissonVisageStudios]

I never thought I'd be on the edge of my seat watching a decomposing fish be unwrapped from tin foil. I remember Sal mentioning the fish in his freezer on What Say You? years ago.

[@Tisharaa]

which episode of WSY was that? i’m desperately trying to find it to listen to it again

[@bsnow4680]

The 1 second cuts to the dead fish are gonna kill me next lmao

[@audreyblackwell3774]

I died laughing when sal said “why not always pee in the bathroom sink” 😂😂😂

[@Stringz]

That’s what I do. It’s more convenient and it’s better for the environment. Why not? Pee is sterile also. Nothing to worry about. We should all pee in the sink.

[@shawnmcvey7789]

@@Stringz If it's your bathroom it's fine, I just hope you clean your sink often. The first piss of the day is a thick one.

[@etangbose4755]

I got not bathroom in my basement, im down there all the time, sometimes you gotta piss in the sink

[@jeffXedge]

the last 10 minutes of this podcast is truly chris living up to the chrissy chaos name.

[@tylertruski6549]

“Why not always pee in the bathroom sink?” -sal

[@andresroche9416]

i was dying hahahah

[@Rona44]

Honestly if I could I would

[@mattydaddy3162]

That was one of the funniest podcast moments I've ever heard!!! I was thinking the same fucking thing!!! Why not always!?!?!?

[@JLawson86]

Om! Why not always....

[@megano9598]

The zoom-ins on Sal really made this episode😂

[@codychurchill2172]

“We ?! the FAMILY? You telling me that the family is just passin around a 12- 13 gallon Hefty ?!” 🤣

[@mrs.riche3939]

🤣🤣🤣

[@EvanHarper772]

The edit of Sal reacting to Chrissy saying he shat in a trash can was GOLD

[@kristenstoner7689]

"Do you think your mom ate the eyeball?" Lmfao.

[@Verifiedsinger]

That part had me in tears from laughing. XD

[@kristenstoner7689]

@@Verifiedsinger me too. Lmfao. And Sal's emotional reaction. This is the only pod that has me continuisly laughing out loud pretty much the whole time 😂

[@LMSasso80]

This episode was jam packed. Tubber, the toilets & flipped car, the painting AND the fish. Legendary.

[@katiegraffia4470]

Look forward to this every week. I could listen to you two BS all day, every day.

[@judeamyrie8161]

This has replaced the whole I’m my heart since Jenna and julien stop there podcasts 😂😂

[@stacyp9153]

I started listening to J&J again in the same days they were released. Hey Babe makes me laugh JUST as hard. ❤️

[@meghannholmes1413]

Same! Miss j&j so much still

[@NJMoon77]

“If im gunna be honest with you , IDGAF about the fish “ - ChrisyD 🤣🤣

[@jamielawson9001]

This podcast just keeps getting better. I didn't even think that was possible. I love these babes.

[@andrew7791]

Best duo since Claritin D and Pinot Grig

[@Verifiedsinger]

This episode is fantastic. Sal, i think it's a unique form of artism that you preserved the fish for many years... Jokes aside, I could see you were really taken aback and felt very displaced after reuniting with your fish. You're such a beautiful soul Sal, the empathy and compassion you have is exemplary and refreshing to see in this time where most people are hardened by society. Not just with the fish, but watching you over the years, you have the biggest heart and acceptance of anyone I've ever seen. (Side Note) I'm not authority over you, but please go get a check up about your light-headedness after laughing. It could be something really simple that needs just a quick fix. I hope you get it taken care of. Love ya Sal. Loved the episode! Thank you.

[@kattah]

THE ZOOM INS ON SAL’S DISBELIEVING FACES ON THESE PODCASTS ARE GIVING ME LIIIIIIFE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wheeze laughing at my desk every Monday and Thursday, thanks No Presh. Also starting a collection of gifs 😂

[@charlottej9772]

The editing on this one is perfect! Sals close up was brilliant...

[@saranavarrette957]

“We faked the painting but the fish is for real.”😆

[@loganbadgley4045]

When Sal looked at the camera and said “I’m gonna be here for the rest of the podcast” after knowing he said something clever was absolutely hilarious

[@bonnilawrence9475]

Chris has dug out the pregnancy pillow 😆 Best thing ever!

[@Miolnir1976]

Is that what that is? I've never seen one in m life. 😂

[@aidanbagwell9590]

Lmao he prob took it from his prego gf

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Ol Chrissy baby dropper.

[@bonnilawrence9475]

@@Miolnir1976 They are super comfy 👌 And I still sleep with mine after nearly 10 years 🤣

[@RCW9805]

I’m not pregnant nor have I ever been but I sleep with a pregnancy pillow every night - game changer

[@NotChillin]

The tombstone should say “This has been Hey Babe”.

[@nietzschesno-things523]

Thats called an epitaph, I like your idea tho, or how about "A Fish Out of Water That Will Always Swim In Our Hearts - Hey Babe"

[@s7869-b2s]

Glad to be a part of this emotional fish rollercoaster with Sal! RIP Fish 🐟

[@tylerist8]

Best part of this podcast Sal: "its tupper babe, always has been always will be"

[@mschwims3121]

Lmao. Chrissy just rolling threw his plugs as Sal slowly realized his fish is da da da decomposed. Gotta love Sal, sweat guy. I thought I was sensitive. Sal makes me seem like Nero compared to the emotional rage this guy has.

[@SameOThing]

The first 20 mins of this episode ranks this podcast in top 3 of all time. Jeeezus these guys found their timing and their groove!!!!! And I'm here for all of it!!! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@iFish12]

I genuinely cried at Sal’s fish emotions. I’m so sorry buddy. I had a fish friend too :(

[@iFish12]

Make no mistake that fish is like every girl I’ve ever dated though

[@kelly5815]

I absolutely love how chaotic everything about this is, the clip on tik tok did not do enough justice to the rest of the video

[@glennrudolph]

The first 10 minutes is enough topics to cover 10 hours of content. It’s too easy babe.

[@jonahfry2623]

Just stumbled on these guys. They’re so funny, the accents make it so great lmao

[@mcass302]

Chris' promo timing is comedic gold lol

[@trucon782]

I watch 2 Bears, Bad Friends, etc. and the dynamic between Chris and Sal takes the cake. Love the conversation between these two!

[@ginalovesmakeup]

Same here. I look forward to each episode 🤗

[@ojkilledmacdre]

I freaking love the Sal close ups when they capture his eye reactions lmao

[@tkeid01]

Thank god the new episode is here, only 10 episodes in and already hooked on repeats.

[@cosmicaf3012]

I love how Sal's voice goes higher when asking "Why not always go in the bathroom sink?" 😂

[@BroskiBigDuck]

That last 20 minutes or so is honestly the funniest podcast segment I’ve ever heard, I’m giggling hours later at the whole interaction. 10/10 best podcast by miles, keep it up babes mwah xoxo

[@destinybancheek3300]

I’m glad you’re so compassionate about your fish! They are pets too and have personality’s and are smarter than people think

[@Thesilvercrayon]

Sal's reaction to seeing the fish broke my heart. I just want to hug him tight.

[@bcurlew18]

Lmfao I literally started giggling uncontrollably and bouncing up and down on my couch when Sal said HE HAD THE FISH!!! 🤣 Love you guys, everything you all do individually and all things No Presh! Crackle crackle 🔥❤️

[@Chris49xx]

This was by far one of the best episodes yet. An instant classic with every single bit.

[@megano9598]

I’ll comment this on every episode, I truly learn more from one Hey Babe episode then I did my entire 4 years of high school

[@itswhatshisface12321]

Chris plugging his stand up while Sal is just mortified lmao

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

I’m literally crying over this part

[@alisamarie3377]

"Are you mortified or can you shake it off"? Oh Sal lol

[@ReallyBigBrother]

Currently binging tf out of this podcast

[@melissasokalski7246]

I loveeeeeeee Sal! His voice is so comforting to my soul!

[@andrewlemmy3279]

"Are you nervous? You're not nervous. You didn't have a relationship with him." lmao oh Sal.. 😂

[@kirkholmes9539]

Homeless pimps laugh in the background is great addition to the story’s I always laugh harder when he starts cracking up

[@genghis_quan]

This may be the best episode yet. True comedians right here. Thank you guys for everything I’ve been having a rough week.

[@edwardthompson2142]

Best one yet. Chrissy shit in a can and sal’s strange obsession with a dead fish.

[@armitanikoeimoghadam6201]

“IM SO SORRY FISH” had me howlinggg. I feel your pain Sal, Rest in peace to a good babe❤️

[@holdonasecondamigo599]

"the toilet that I grew up in" ahahahaha best word mix up

[@RichardBeater_theThird]

I love the camera Guy laugh. It tells me when to laugh, like the laughs in an old timey sitcom.

[@jrmiles5437]

I thought those brass knuckles said LGBT not LEGIT, would make more sense if they did

[@Elizabethschaefer25624]

Same here

[@brianalawrence4898]

Just bow catching up to all your episodes. Im so glad I came. Sorry I'm late. 🥰

[@alexvoskanian3265]

I start laughing as soon as I get the notification, and it doesn’t stop until the episode ends. Babes, you’re 10/10 !

[@Garblegox]

2:58 DING another love point goes to Sal, my new hero. There's a reason this dude's on a show based around BFFs.

[@Laura-qo5tx]

Oh my god, best one yet...I was laughing like a lunatic sitting in traffic listening to this. And thanks for repping the Philly area with your gear 🖤

[@shampoofully7923]

Chris plugging his standup while Sal was mourning had me crying 😅😅😅

[@elenaaigle]

"Speaking of the fish, you went to your mother's house" I'm dead

[@jennafurrr]

Truly the best episode. Tubberware. Chrissy Shits in Garbage. Sal’s fish. Unmatched and legendary.

[@mcass302]

"Say it again slow" *says it again in same exact speed* LOL

[@jessicaingram7747]

Sal’s reactions are the rest of us at home watching 😂

[@sweatoe]

i feel like i know more about chris than i know about myself at this point

[@ambabamba7271]

Thanks for powering through the last minute & a half of the show Sal, you’re truly a professional! And a fantastic role model. The show must go on!😍😗 R.I.P. Fish

[@Jamesboi420]

No joke i thought Chrissy's finger rings read "LGBT Boss" at first

[@texanstry2027]

Same 😂

[@valeweathers]

Omg same, babe

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

Samesies I thought the Q's were going to be pissed

[@zachl2965]

Make no mistake, he did too

[@lvx_rose]

Now he has to get that haha

[@autumnblack483]

Chris taking care of Sal.. my gosh. So sweet.

[@cynthiathompson4380]

My child is high functioning “artistic” and the separate classes really do help.

[@Ethiokarate1]

I value this episode so much

[@TommyCambron95]

The zooms added SO much comedically! I died!!😂😂

[@707hannahk]

I’ve never had a podcast make me fucking cackle out loud as much as this one just did. New favorite podcast for sure.

[@yvngsunburn3329]

snort a line everytime Chris says “we’ll do it on the patreon”

[@xXdianna223]

I'm gonna OD