The World's OLDEST Human | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 29

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
THE BABES talk GETTING OLD! Chris has the sniffles this episode and the babes hop right into how tissues are made and how many are used each year. How many tissue brands are there? The babes watch a viral video of a teenager attacking a bear in her backyard. Could you survive a bear attack? How do you deal with a bear when confronted?! Sal has an INSANE story about bears from Impractical Jokers. What are the most dangerous animals? One national park has the most dangerous bears! Sal talks about the time he got attacked by a CLOUDED LEOPARD while at a zoo. Hippos are a weird animal...WHY ARE THEY SO THICCCC. Shout out sploofs! What would you do if you found out a person you fell in love with was a terrorist? What's the oldest person you could have intercourse with? Shout out the OLDEST human on Earth Kane Tanaka! She is now our BIGGEST HERO ON THE PLANET! GOD BLESS HER! Imagine being alive for 120 years? The babes get a NEW painting from a TALENTED FAN! How to get really old....HEY BABE!
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[@melissap4973]

Between Sal and Chris they have had so many life experiences. “Did I ever tell you the time…” 🤣🤣

[@HeyBabepod]

WE HAVE SO MANY STORIES BABES!

[@Twista_Games]

Melissa? Were you the bear? :o

[@nicjenkins5142]

"I never told you this?" 😂

[@JesseDiebolt]

“Black bears are a little more user friendly.” - Sal

[@aritristan6884]

🤣🤣

[@andrewmoss8442]

The difference between Nadav and Homeless Pimps Googling skills couldn’t be more extreme. Incredible.

[@Pokerdude38]

@@andrewmoss8442 Pimpy is googling 🎵🎵

[@andrewmoss8442]

@@Pokerdude38 lol. I’d love to hear the pimpy remix.

[@tiasola8714]

Sal said this as soon as I saw your comment.. weird lol

[@karolgard0730]

ChrissyD: “would you ever date someone-“ Sal: “no”

[@JorgesUsername]

27:08

[@HF1.0]

Lmfaooo. I need Sal saying “BLOCKA BLOCKA BLOCKA” as a recording to wake me up in the morning. That part left me deceased.

[@bearrett50kal17]

Would make a hilarious sound drop

[@HF1.0]

@@bearrett50kal17 Right bro? Lol

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Rest in peace babe. 🙏

[@afromattt]

They put pillows on their laps to hide their raging hey babes.

[@gisellerodriguez9497]

Shout out pimpy for the cuts, the zooms and the laughs 👏👏

[@awfultaco9460]

i have a screen printer i will literally make “Kane Tanaka VS Everyone” shirts and send them to sal and chris

[@ArgyleDinosaur]

Please do.

[@avidlyathena]

I'd get one!

[@VBC_Records]

did you do it yet?

[@Blutwrx]

Do it

[@yamilrosa6839]

Do it babe

[@olliefelicione277]

Monday’s for the BUDDIES, Thursday’s for the BABES!!!!

[@jictcaliber]

Imma need that shirt

[@mattrdoyen]

I'm sensing a beautiful collab here.

[@FADI_TINY]

Gay asf. But I’m down!

[@marvinmorel5889]

Just the Hey Babe sing-a-longs at the beginning of each episode is enough to keep me listening

[@punkstar2001]

And taste budssss

[@xballinlikemj23x]

I'll listen to this podcast forever as long as Chris is my secret fiancé

[@chrisdcomedy]

SHOUT OUT BARBARA WALTERS AND ALL THE OLD SEXY PEOPLE ON EARTH! THURSDAYS ARE 4 THA BABES!!!!

[@MalloryJ0912]

Shout out all the old barbs out there!

[@joshkennedy2121]

Shout out barbed wire

[@rebekahe.7075]

Shout out barbers, barbershops, and Floyd the barber from Andy Griffith show

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Shout out barbie dolls and barbells

[@SinCityDarkKnight]

As a future sexy older person, thank you 👏

[@taylordial9107]

It’s like they don’t even care about Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers beating Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl

[@greenryderishere]

Don’t forget about quarterback Tom Brady

[@williamtinay6664]

Can’t discount what they’re doing in Kansas City

[@carsonbunnell4823]

God bless Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs

[@jordanh462]

Gotta give it up to the chiefs for playing a hell of a game

[@Hallishma_Lourth_]

TomBradyoldestguyintheNFL

[@sirswanny9547]

Sal dying laughing like he’s seeing animals in nature for the first time is just hilarious

[@juniorkuntz]

Chris should wrestle a West Hollywood bear next time he’s out in LA. Pimp could film it for the Patreon?

[@Twista_Games]

I miss the old Kill Tony :(

[@binkpanther2003]

I’m done being calm about it. Drop the Babe merch this instant. This is a threat

[@anthony_finni]

Hey babes! Can we get a crossover between Hey Babe and Taste Buds already, called Taste Babes??

[@manny4358]

Chris, Joe and 2 Sals sounds like a great time!

[@anthony_finni]

@@manny4358 Especially 2 Sals 😂

[@FromTheRootsToTheCrown]

Or hey buds

[@anthony_finni]

@@FromTheRootsToTheCrown touché

[@catherinegilliam4202]

🤣😂🤣😆😍

[@sirswanny9547]

“Wild meese.. mooses” hahahahaha

[@gfeast4518]

“Flora and fauna, don’t know what those things are” - Sal Vulcano

[@brayber1978]

Little thing I was taught in reference to bears babes….. Brown- get down. Black- attack. White-good night.

[@mrs.riche3939]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@ic9586]

came to the comments to say this!

[@snafu700]

Thing about black bears is that they can be all three of those colors lmao

[@Magnicifent]

Amen

[@ItsJayBreezyBitch]

“Shout out anything edible that’s arranged” -Sal 😂😂😂😂

[@ewitty]

27:44 “What about a full blown ...” caught me completely off guard. 💀😭😂😂😂😂

[@WeaselTalk]

the only podcast where i watch the ads.... like skits from a 90's rap album

[@BrooklynGreg718]

Damn. Now i'll NEVER know who won the super bowl. I depend on Hey Babe to let me know.

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

It may be the end of an era 😢

[@aliciainbloom]

So glad it’s FINALLY Thursday!!! Shout out unique tit. Shout out No Doubt!

[@justinhiyy1979]

The terrorist part had me literally dying 😂😂😂

[@truerambler]

I know sal got famous off the jokers but Hey Babe and Tastebuds are on another level 💯💯💯

[@hughjasol7327]

“She had paratyphoid fever…that killed Blackbeard!”

[@jake-sy7lu]

15 seconds in and Chris is already doing his best impression of a Walrus 🤧

[@chrisdcomedy]

YASSSS ALWAYS

[@wh0aheavy]

"it'll haunt me! It'll haunt me!" 😂😂

[@cantu2125]

Saw the new episode posted and yelled out “hey babe”! Silly girlfriend thought I was talking to her

[@kentsilva]

“LETS SHOOT A HIPPO ON THE PATREON” -Chrissy Drip Drops

[@marcoshing1949]

Both of you need to be on Bad Friends together and call it "Bad Babes"

[@jaymeebester4709]

Bad Babes and Hey Friends. Cross over like they did with Two Bears One Cave

[@nickg8272]

Eastern vs Western vibes coming in hot

[@ab-jf2re]

@@nickg8272 east coast west coast!

[@jorgeo1492]

Exept bad friends are unfunny as Shit. Well bobby at least

[@sepulfan02]

They should both suffer a Scissor Brother challenge ✂️✂️

[@sepulfan02]

Things i learned from Hey Babe " Bears love fried chicken" 🐻🍗

[@andyhill5184]

Cant believe they havent opened the show with ' OUTKAST ' HEEEEEEEEEEYYY BABE!

[@tiffanydaniel-ramsey5187]

Chris: not many bicentennial babies left Sal: what??

[@JohnSmith-nf8bi]

“Opening a piece of gift”…to keep sal alive for a bit

[@beccapineda3765]

I cannot with Sal’s face when Chrissy said Meese 😂😂😂 miso soup!

[@TaylerAyestas]

“3 years in you got matching shirts.” 😂😂😂 Sal gets it

[@brooklynrosek]

This podcast is literally what motivates me to do a lot of things in life 💕 Thank you sal and Chris for making life more enjoyable and funny 🌈✨

[@JPJones03223]

44:03 "That killed Blackbeard!" is the funniest off the cuff line I've heard in years!

[@shananigans_3157]

The two part harmonies are legendary. Truly the voices of angles.

[@brandonpratoprato7383]

*zooms in* “She was alive before the car” my favorite moment of hey babe so far

[@kyliev4507]

“yellowstone is like riker’s” i cant with these two😂

[@lindsay1504]

I hope this podcast never ends 🤣

[@senorinu420]

Love the 10 sec Chris D Comedy promo 2 minutes in where it looks like you kidnapped Sal 😂😂😂

[@happyzach]

"What about....a full blown.... terrorist" had me dying

[@donnadoes4757]

I almost choked to death on my bagel when I heard 'That killed Blackbeard!' hahahaha

[@Sage-jy7jc]

1:11 “it really took a shit”🤣🤣 I love Sal

[@JWP6948]

51:01 😂😂 Pimpy with the zooms!

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

17:22 Pimp laughing at Chris saying “I do do” is amazing. Classic. 10/10. 😗👌🏼 😂

[@BirdOfHermes83]

That blue chew ad explains the pillows that are always on the babes laps. 😊

[@homelesspimp]

SHOUT OUT Kane Tanaka!!!! QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!!

[@chrisdcomedy]

PIMPY!!!

[@mariedavis6818]

Thursdays are for the BABES! ❤️ What's up, Prince Herb and Chrissy? Love you guys. 🤗 Happy Thursday peeps. 😊

[@Jessicawhatevaa]

The amount of genuine excitement and happiness I get when I wake up on Thursday and there's a new Hey Babe! out.... It's unexplainable. Thank you guys for making my week so much better ✨

[@megan5426]

When Chrissy said “not that many bicentennial babies left” and the zoom on Sal’s face 😂😂 love it babes

[@Docdaman4]

Bear survival guide for the babes: Black, fight back Brown, lay down White, good night

[@IvorKC3]

Fuckin dying at Sal whispering "flora & fauna, whatever that means..."😂

[@dexgray4581]

30:05 literally the best opening for an ad read I’ve ever seen/heard! Laughed so dang hard!👌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chaelaelizabeth9827]

Is this anyone else's safe space after watching the Frenemies fall-out? 😅

[@dubyabalthazar4598]

Hahahahahaha yas babe!

[@nhccuz7230]

“ blocka blocka blocka, 3 in the dome, & the hippos like nah “ - Sal 😂😂

[@jrbird1983]

Chris looked like he was holding Sal hostage in the Chrisdcomedy ad. LMAO

[@catiebabe]

THANKS FOR MAKING MY THURSDAYS BABIES THIS MAY STOP ME FROM JUMPING OFF THE TOP RAMP AT MY JOB

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

Shoutout to my hay fever babes suffering throughout these harsh times

[@Tabiannax84x]

50:34 Like how they call a Vacuum a "Hoover" in the UK.

[@gray2694]

Gotta give a shout-out to Kane Tenaka for being the oldest human alive.. BUT also have to give props to Tom Brady of the Tampa Bay Bucs. Tom just might have equaled Tenaka’s accomplishments.

[@josef2012]

Shoutout KC Chiefs

[@MrMaximum51]

The bear clip with Sal and the boys got in my reccomended yesterday, if you havent watched it, do it!!!

[@kellethomas7808]

Sal singing Sometimes love just ain't enough and Chris acting like he knows the song LOL

[@VeNoMziV]

I love when sal does math 😂😂 chris and i are always duped by how quick he is ahah

[@kikiandleeleeshow]

Hey, No Presh network! love ya! Please work on adding closed caption option for the hearing impaired with Peace n Love. ✌️

[@jenniferb2909]

Thursdays are may favorite now. Thanks Hey Babe!

[@MysterySteve]

Holy shit, I laughed harder than healthy when you shouted "we gotta shoot a hippo on the Patreon"

[@austinkuipers6087]

The oldest living human would be Bryan Callen, but he's something else.

[@therising1]

And he'd still keep ya busy.

[@planitearfmusic]

@@therising1 🤣

[@tones9_6]

He is built for speed

[@marcelito11]

23:30. Sploofs got me through the college dorms. looool

[@pattybooth1870]

Love this podcast! Bears- Black- stand still and make noise, grizzly- play dead, polar- say your last prayer.

[@MPHswayze]

Pretty sure I saw Kane Tanaka fight the Undertaker at Survivor Series '97

[@KRIIISP]

27:14 their voices just kept getting higher and higher im cryiiiiing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tylermarino9684]

Again the fact that sal is just sitting there while Chris says his shows made my week again 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

Non stop laughing during this one, you boys turned it all the way on today 😭

[@NoPreshNetwork]

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[@Verifiedsinger]

Seeing Sal having a full blown laugh over the gigantic moose was EPIC.

[@JLKA4115]

Did Hey Babe finally initiate The Patreon? This episode makes it sound like it. If so, can someone please advise how to access it and join?

[@ayydubs987]

that's what i'm wondering too!! but i think they may be talking about chris's

[@JLKA4115]

Hmm, ok. Thank you for letting me know. I wish there was a way I could find out for sure. I tried, but couldn't find anything. If you do please let me know.

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

Yeah the way they speak of it is like it exists so hopefully it is live soon.

[@ayydubs987]

@@JLKA4115 yeah for sure! i was rewatching an ep yesterday & they mentioned once chris was back from CA they're gonna launch it, so it should be any time now :)

[@JLKA4115]

@@ayydubs987 Awesome...Thank you for keeping me updated!

[@l.farmer1268]

This might be one of the best episodes

[@Hello4808]

Love the episode babes from Melbourne Australia

[@Stephie7nb]

A duo I never knew I needed! My new found love for Chrissy Chaos & my long lived love for Sal! I enjoy this side of him! Heyyy babe😜

[@amandasims7448]

Chrissy Tissues rocking that mustache is a whole mood!!! Happy Thursday babes!!!

[@YonClark]

By far my favourite podcast

[@Sophia-vb8ch]

this is the BEST episode so far

[@samhuff999]

Great zoom in on sal's what when Chrissy says not a lot of centennial babies left.

[@linobruno9667]

Sal: “I’d rather die at 90 & walk everywhere” 😂

[@MR-pc9jd]

Thank God for Babes!!!!!

[@fouryearbrett]

We need a Twitter account or something that shows Pimp's google searches. He's gotta be on some government list by now

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

We are all technically on a government list.... Shout out NSA shout out FBI

[@josef2012]

@@RepairRenovateRenew Don't forget Patty Mahomes+those KC Chiefs!

[@jillian5829]

Put it on the patreon!

[@andrewmoss8442]

It’s incredible when you compare his skills to Nadav’s, also.

[@brittneydaniels6065]

WHAT SAY YOU BABES?! Love the show. Ive been swamped at work, but this podcast, along with Tastebuds are booked every Monday & Thursday, trust me. Love you guys, love you Pimpy! I LOVE YOU NO PRESH❤💚

[@josef2012]

Sally,that Eastbound+Down deleted scene ref did not go unnoticed! Hilarious!

[@selenajustine2975]

Sal “They BRICK Shit houses!” (Moose talk) 👀🤔😂🤣

[@Kimberpls]

Sal didn't notice but Chris' pillow corner was pointing at him.

[@mimigiggles4199]

Good point

[@kennaakin1494]

“This warms my heart god dammit”

[@jakesmall3454]

We always called the TP roll with the dryer sheets a “boofer” lmao

[@LMSasso80]

I laughed out loud SO MANY times in this episode it should be illegal! OMG what a great episode 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@summahbreeze]

“Hippos got that ass tho” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lazylion420]

I'm saying "Hey Babe" to all of my guy friends now and it's driving my girlfriend mad

[@fzzypurpleturtle]

I say Babe so much now 😂 it really doesn’t sound right but I literally can’t stop hahaha

[@brookecarlson9991]

That zoom in of Chris' face saying 'No, that's a T-Rex' needs to be merch!!